/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Sluuuuuurp.

>As rulers of the night, they are also temptresses who possess superior seduction techniques, and just by stroking with their slender fingertips, they can provide a man with comfortable pleasure. In fact, it's said they can even cause a man to ejaculate at will with only a single fingertip. If one were to spend a night with a nurarihyon, the pleasure would be so overwhelming that even reality would then feel hollow, and ruminating on the deed would only cause him to miss them more. A man would just feel inextricably compelled to wait for the yokai to visit again the following night.

Reminder that Lilims are not the only ones capeable of effortless mindbreak

>>34430697
I love these. I want a good OC one.

>>34430708
Should I resist temptation or just dive in?

>>34430697
>>As rulers of the night, they are also temptresses who possess superior seduction techniques

This sounds culturally appropriation and offensive towards vampires.

The Neo Order is for: __________

>>34430810
"Lady of the night" duel between smok hobo and batwoman when?

Can your wife be scary?

>>34430964
When the shadow of her wings covers the light as I'm trying to read, her nostrils fume with smoke and she informs me the time for reading is past and the hour of lust is upon us, yes, she can be a little scary.

>>34430742
She wont give you a choice if you wait too long.

I'm tired of You biggots calling me an addict. Mamono Vision Network emited an interview with doctor Nuki today, and she said Manticore Venom is not addictive. I in fact could quit whenever I want.
The reason why I take a jab halfway through my workday is because it helps me be more productive, not because I'd go into withdrawal, talking shit about that is rich from all You caffeine addicts.
Moreover I asked my wife, if she makes her venom addictive and she said no. She said the reason I get shivers, cold sweats and anxiety sometimes is because of all the sitting in front of a screen, and I should workout with her more at the gym, as well "work out" more home.

>>34430964
only if you refuse to give her headpats

What if I tell my Salamander bully I'm just gonna go off myself?
How would she react?

sniff the mofu!

Secretary bird harpy when?

>>34430595
That's a cool looking succ

>>34431675
So, an owl mage?

Magnamalo-chan seems like the kind to get really mad and fight other monsters.

>>34431575
Depends on how convincing You are she might tease You about it, or break in tears and offers to make it all up to You. If You reject her, You'll propably have a police suicide prevention squad take You in and force You to indulge in her pussy, till all suicidal thoughts go away.

Neon slimes.

>>34431757
>You joke about offing yourself
>She bursts into tears and begs you not to do and and promises she won't do anything more. Taking you home and taking care of you so you'll be happy

>You are actually suicidal and tell her this
>She laughs and teases you for it
>She then calls the cops on you 10 seconds later
>They break your door in and drag you away to the police station and jack the two of you up with love potions and so on until you're no longer suicidal

Wolf mafias making an offer you can't refuse!

I'm trying to figure out how the heck a GRAPED pharaoh's lands would look. Has KC gone in-depth on that anywhere?

>>34431814
Do they awoo

>>34431846
Who cares about lands and lore and all that trash you nerd I just want fat sweaty grape tits in my face

>>34431814
Well, Given how I'm wanted by the Mofukuza, the Mist Triads, and the Venom Cartels.... I think I'm about to find myself in the middle of a massive gang war

I want a friend of my thunderbird wife to tightly tie us together with belts when I'm inserted in her while strongly embracing and spooning her. Then for the next day and night neither of us will be able to move or thrust at all, and we'll just stay there in a tight embrace stimulating each other just by tightening and throbbing our parts. In addition, her thunderbird powers will make it even more exciting in a particular way, but other monsters would make it more exciting in other ways. It would be a very stimulating experience, and will probably awaken some masochist desires in her.

Post Tanuki, coons, and other masked bandits

>>34431880
Okay, but what if you could have fat sweaty grape tits in your face that are attached to someone who loves you

I wanna be Druella's pet.

>>34432225
I want her to drown me between those perfect Lilim Booba

Fear the snek

So when do pleasure runes come off?

>>34432373
Kek, don't tell him

>>34432373
its actually just permanent marker

>>34432446
>Implying that you can't make runes out of marker

>>34432354
I will now pleasure myself with this snek

>>34432474
>>34432446
>want to prank wife
>draw pleasure runes on Yourself with a simple marker
>she's overjoyed
>funnily enough: sex feels extra good
>she looks like she's having the time of her life too
>finish up and go to the bathroom to clean Yourself
>They won't come off

>You can’t trust foxes they’re evil, nefarious, lie, are absolute minxes, get you addicted to mofu, etc.
Antifox posters seem to forget the adage of keeping your friends close and your enemies closer, and there’s no closer place than being knocked up and married by you

>>34432599
>Anon the paladin really hates his nemesis
>he pasted her picture over every free space on his walls so he never forgets his enemy
>he sleeps with her daki so he may look at her nefarious face first thing in the morning
>he looks at her photo he carries every hour to not take eyes off his goal of defeating her
>he learned about her likes and dislikes and tastes to better profile his hated villain
>he impregnated her to raise her children to not be like their mother
>he refuses to ever let her go, so he may always be there to neuter her evil deeds

Will you participate in the Running of the Minotaurs and get publicly raped by a notSpanish minotaur?

>>34432656
>>he impregnated her to raise her children to not be like their mother
Monsters btfo, how will they ever recover? Order wins again boys.

>>34432668
They'd have to catch me first

>>34432668
Can I get publicly raped by a Texan cowgirl minotaur instead?

>>34429344
It's not nice of her friends to lie.

I wonder what kind of ancient evil is going to be awoken accidentally by Anon in this timeline.

>Minotaur but she's got that typical "Irish tough lass" personality and voice
I'd have a hard enough time resisting a minotaur as is, but throw that in there and I'd have no chance

>>34432933
>cowgirl minotaur
So do they wrangle actual cows or just holstaurs?

I want a CC oni

Teasing bound monsters with no repercussions whatsoever.

>>34433553
>have minotaur wife
>have harem of holstaur wives
>have a ranch with a herd of actual cows
The correct answer is both.

>>34433729
I could not be trusted with cow wives.
They'd find themselves increasingly busty.

>>34433888
And that's... bad?

>>34432225
>Druella already has a husband

It hurts. That is some top tier succ material

>>34433996
What? source on that pls

>>34433978
Not for me, although the tsun little shortstack cow is going to find herself in some trouble considering she can't see her feet....or hooves.

>>34434023
If it's not his ass it's probably some non canon material like Fallen Brides. It's never been said one way or the other.

>>34434060
Good, I hope she waits for me

>>34433996
KC intentionally won't say if she has one or not so you can imagine being her husband

>>34434034
So big they drag along the ground, nipples digging two ditches through the dirt?

>>34434332
Please, holst breasts are firmer than that.
But yes, they big enough that she has to kinda carry them.

>No friends
>Own family want nothing to do with me
>Can't strike up conversations without people making excuses to leave early on
>Can't even begin to imagine how a relationship with me would work out, what we'd do or even talk about
Something tells me even monsters/my wife wouldn't like me. I guess the bright side is I'd be free to explore their world like few other men could, but it'd be a bitter pill to swallow.

>>34428928
Late but I'mma need that sauce, boss

>>34432225
Her profile image looks gross, but she's cute in this picture.

>>34434407
Sounds like You need a Kikimora.

>34434425
Kinda cringe mate not gonna lie

>>34430676
I want to defeat this amazon and convince her to join me as a party member

>>34434407
Can't lose with Boogey

i am alive and awake to tell you, wurms are best

>>34434407

Forcing pristine noble mgs to wear string bikinis

>>34434967
That Carimilla will suck you(r dick) dry.

>>34434602
>>34434847
Yeah, I guess I'd attract those.
Sucks though, because I have my own waifu and I'd rather be with her if possible/she would even have me.

I nut so therefore I am

>>34435021
Yay!

I know Shirohebi are the dedicated monogamy snakes, but it is very hard to imagine how a harem would work with a snake. Each of the snakes has an ability that locks you into sex with them for a really long time, and it is hard to imagine how another monster could join in to double-team you when most of your body is covered in coils. I guess Scylla, Kraken, and the mimic girls are in the same "soft monogamy" category if you think about it.

>>34430697
>>34430737
A nurari momster would be interesting.

are you bad enough dude to pierce the heavens and fuck angels in front of the chief god

>>34435233
I'd rather fuck the chief god in front of the angels.

>>34435269
even better m8, make sure nut all over her when they come in for the daily debriefing

>>34435233
I mean, last time I fought angels they raped me in front of their fellows and superiors, last time I reached heavens the seraph just raped me while the chief god watched from above.
Hell, when I was raped by a demon, the chief god just intently gazed while the deed was being done.

>>34435224
>mommy, mommy
>what, anon?
>why are your friends looking at me like that?
>they are just happy to see you
>then why do they look like wolves when given a big juicy steak
>Shush, anon

>>34435317
she a cuck that likes to see sex

>>34435358
>nurari momster
>every night she brings new video games

>>34432225
What a Mega Dork among dorks.

>>34435385
Guess now we know why all angels are sex addicts that guilt people into hours to milleniums of rape.

>>34430595
Congratulations anon. You have no finally gotten the means to move out of your old undesirable neighborhood. And now you're gonna move into a luxurious, rich upper class neighborhood inhabited by wealthy upper class folk. Both human and monstergirl residents and neighbors alike. Maybe you won the lottery or you miraculously landed a excellent paying job in which the salary is five or six figures?

Anywho. You enter the rich fancy schmancy neighborhood. You're surprised at the friendly and super polite and open neighbors as opposed to the stereotypical snotty snobby rich people stereotypes you've gotten used to and you approach your new luxurious contemporary home with decently sized front and back lawn.

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_Species

Now click the link and the random Monstergirl you got will be your next door neighbor who has practically fallen in love with you. Will you be surprised at the random Monstergirl you got? Considering depending on the monstergirl you got, you might be surprised and wonder: how did such a monstergirl end up living in such an upper class gated community?

So what'd be the story from what you got?

>>34435440
>also brings new friends to "play" with
>they make me spurt out my white goo a lot
>I feel very tired afterwards
>I love mommy

>>34435515
>a mimic
well, now i know not to trust any chest I find. she must have gotten enough loot from her family to get a house all on her own

>>34435515
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Baphomet
I mean, they are high class by default so...

>>34435515
>Dragon
I think it checks out.
Surprised a Dragon would even spend such a sizeable chunk of her hoard to live here.
Must be a friendly lady.

>>34435515
What's with this household posting You do? You post pictures of homes and ask which ones we'd pick I'm various situations every 2 days. What's with that? What is it that You're trying to achieve?

>>34435515
>Cyclops
Sweet, an arms dealer waifu.

>>34432225
she stinky

>>34435515
>High class zombie
Her wight sister didn't want to see her stuck in the normal, zombie slums so she moved her here and hired staff to care for her.
Now she keeps trying to break into my house in fancy clothes to snug me

>>34435630
no lie, i would turn tricks for high-quality weapons

>>34435515
>Dragon
Obviously she's fantastically wealthy and has HUGE...tracts of land.

>>34435515
>Mandragora
how, m8. she a plant?

>>34435515
>Bicorn
Makes sense, people with degenerate tastes always have fat wallets.

>>34435515
>Large Mouse
Great, I'm in a big uncomfy house and have a big rodent to deal with.
Why did I move here again? This is totally out of character for me.

As for her, she's clearly a big cheese in some field.

>>34435515
>Wendigo
I hope I can win over her father, he must be the founder of a high class restaurant or deal in exotic meats

>>34435760
everything is supersized,the house, the beds, the insects, the mice

>ghost
seems like a haunted manors next door. lets explore it while wearing my gasmask and the shovel of shoveltown to see whats going on there

>>34431653

>>34432668
I want to get run down by two ushis

>>34432668
I went to the wrong one and its just a bunch of loli minotaurs chasing folks.

>>34435886
>>34432933
Probably not gonna find notTexan holsts and Ushis in a notSpanish place.

>>34432668
yeah i will, but i will triumph due to the fact I know how to dodge and was told red calms 'em down. wish me luck

>>34435919
the cow festival attracts a lot of tourism

>>34435919
>Probably not gonna find notTexan holsts
>Americans think only they have cows
lmao

>>34435515
>Weresheep
She must either have incredibly high quality wool or produce a shit ton of it, either way I'd gladly help her with it.

>>34435943
Its the only beef most care about.
Although himedere Japanese holsts are cute

>>34433724
>horny schedule dog sounds.mp4

>>34435965
Isn't Argetina like the biggest exporter of beef?
I swear a huge amount of the world's beef comes from there.

>>34435984
US creates the most beef but also eats the most, hence why it doesn't export the most.
Argentina makes the second most but exports the most.

>>34436003
I see, interesting.

all this talk of beef made me hungry for eating various Holsts as a taste tester

>>34436019
*out

which not country has the biggest holsts?

>>34436043
If we look at Knickers, it's clearly Australia.

>>34435515
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Griffon
>Griffon neighbor is at my door the day I move in
>she stares down at me and says she sees through my attempt to get close to steal her treasures
>tell her I just plan to mind my own business here
>she almost seems disappointed
>the next day she's at my door again
>this time she haughtily informs me that as her neighbor it's part of her duty to guard me just like any other treasure of hers
>this has to be the most passive aggressive courting I've ever seen from a monster girl
>as I go to shut the door, she blocks it with a heavy talon and pries it back open
>never mind, looks like it's just aggressive courting

>>34435515
>Syclla
I live next door some fancy calamari, then

>>34436184
DRAW YOUR LAST PATHETIC CARD SO I CAN END THIS, GOBBI

>>34436067
Your going to have move in with her so she can keep a better eye on you.

>>34436207
She's still got a necklace, she can get back in the game

>>34436066
Gotta get huge out there to fend of the other violent monstergirls and score a husband.

>>34436239
That's some Kaiji-level gambling addiction

>>34436066
conversely, where would be the smallest and shortstackiest would be?

>>34435515
>Sahuagin
Uh... she's an Olympic-class swimmer with most of her land being a pool and a relatively small house?

>>34436292
The Emerald Isle

>>34435515
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Baphomet
Wait... the last time I rolled for who ambushes me once I step through the portal, it was a Baphomet too. Help! They're out to get me!

>>34436014
Brazil and Australia are also big beef producers. So tanned cows are on the menu too

>>34433724
>anubis ties herself up (somehow) and lies on anon's bed
>anon comes home from work and is too tired to do anything other than flop into bed fully dressed
>anubis gets turned into a daki and cuddled the entire night by a man in office wear but can't do anything because she tied herself up

>>34435515
>Orc
Raiding pays out well then?
Will I have to start locking my draws so she doesn't steal my underwear?

>>34436444
cute

>>34436398
Good wife

>>34436444
This is really good

>>34436444
They always say corvids are the smartest birds

>>34436442
How do rich Orcs dress? Pirate swag?

>>34435627
It's probably one of the /tg/ autists. What's sad is how many retards humour him

>>34436501
hubcaps, shoulderpads and belts

>>34436444
>Snowy owl mage
Sounds fluffy

>>34436501
They dress in fancy leather armor.

>>34435627
>>34436520
lol?

>>34430964
When she feels like cutting loose. Either against others or myself.
>tfw tears are rich in spirit energy

>>34436567
Her thighs are so comfy you'll fall asleep on them

>>34436752
The charges, officer?

>>34436801
my heart, it so cute and fluffly

>>34436801
I would forfeit all mortal possessions to that cutie

Pat the pede anon

You have been gifted one (1) mofu ball. Use it wisely

>>34436883
Those antennae are going to be tapping along your arm when you do it

>>34436898
I throw it against a wall

I need to rescue my vampire mistress!

>>34436898
I pick it up after the other anon threw it against a wall and throw at the wall again

>>34436898
hmm wonder what happens if i stick my dick in?

>>34436898
I'm going to trade it for a green party hat.

>>34436898
I pick it up after the second anon's done throwing it and load it into a cannon.

>mom tells you to visit your aunt
>she's lonely and needs someone to talk to
>later that evening
>red wine drunk nuki auntster is pulling out wads of cash
>asking how much it'd cost to buy you

>>34436898
I pick up the ball and third time and admonish the other two anons for throwing it against the wall improperly. I show them the correct overhead technique for maximum bounce-back.

>>34436801
Oh god she's cute

>>34436898
mofu balls go in the bin

>>34436912
>>34436921
>>34436942
>>34436954

>>34436898
take the cannon from the third anon aim at an uppity priest and fire away

>>34436898
I listen to the third anon's expert wisdom, and break the sound barrier, and in an alternate timeline, fire the cannon at the dumpster.

>>34436989
It's called foreplay, sweetheart.

>>34430964
Yes but it's not her fault.

>>34436737
>Throws a coat over her head and tailz
Nuthin personnell kiddo

>>34436898
dig hole and put it inside for safe keepin

>>34430964
Nope.

>>34436952
A PS5 maybe

>>34437024
The spider queen cums

>>34436952
Yeah that's it for me, curtains, breedable body and wads of cash to make me feel like some sort of slut? Yep, that's all she wrote, I'd probably knock her up for a 20 and I like to think I'm well off.

>>34437024
that's a lot of spaghetti

>>34437024
It's a bit silly that her claws are facing the wrong way so she can't grip. I always liked how MH4 tried to add in new groups of monsters like Nerscylla and Tetsucabra, too bad they never really did anything too interesting with them. World is fun but it does get boring sometimes fighting nothing but wyverns and elder dragons

>>34436952
1 share in my body is 50 bucks and i currently own 100% of the shares.
The value is going to keep increasing day by day due to the increasing decline in the population of pure males aged 16-25.

>>34436952
Her body

>>34437024
What a mess!

>>34437136
Keep talking like that and your stock is going to plummet by an anonymous source pulling up a statement from years ago

>>34437087
She heard you like noodles so she became noodles

>>34436898
Speaking of, I found this nasty looking, dirt covered mofu ball that looks like it got shot out of a cannon. How much can I get for it at a pawn shop?

>>34436952
give me a good shovel, some land and an sks with bullets and I'm all yours. hope ya like getting dirty

>>34437186
the only post I ever made on social media is a picture of me wearing a box on my head, captioned "yeah boi"
So I know that's a bluff, there are no statements.

>>34437122
Soft spider lady. I want to be webbed up and be her portable snack!

>>34437188
spaget monster i see, now i wish to breed

>>34437145
Make sure you're very enthusiastic when you say it, you don't want the drunk nuki to think you're telling her that you are not for sale, as her body is the only thing you would accept, and hers is already past the expiration date

>>34437177
He did also post a cleaner version.

>>34437215
>random voice recording possibly made with advanced deepfake software

>>34436898
Put it in a hot water to make mofu tea

>>34437196
Nuki family farms open for business

>>34437216
The thread hasn't been talking enough about arachnes lately. Except for Rachnera, but she has so much personality that you can't really consider talking about her the same as talking about the species overall

>>34436898
use a luky charm as i dig

>>34437045
>she made the mistake of buying anon a PS5
>anon playing the 2 games that are on thr system all day, ignoring her
>nuki back at square 1

>>34437231
I wonder if she's the type who isn't able to keep up with a younger man or the kind that's so pent-up she takes charge without originally meaning to

If tanuki aren't trash pandas, why would they be interested in garbage like me?

>>34437276
We spent a good chunk of yesterday talking about spider maids anon

>>34437236
I wonder if monsters have "diet" forms like this that are halfway between human and monstergirl

>>34437296
Both at the same time. You understand, the incredibly awkward type that you can't help but love.

>>34437302
That's one very recent example. Also we had oomakude maids the week before so that was a freebie and doesn't count

>>34436952
5 for diy
10 for tail rubbin 5mins
15 for eating out 10 mins
20 for breast fondlin 20 mins
50 for sex 30 mins

>>34437309
I don't remember the exact wording, but spells exist to reduce a monster girl's monstrous appearance. It apparently requires some concentration and they'll poof back to normal if they don't maintain it.

>>34436898
Punt it onto the roof of some building, wait for it to absorb enough negative energy to come back and haunt me.

>>34437249
It cannot be
No mamono could be so dastardly

>>34437359
>anon excuses himself
>comes back wearing a posterboard sign with his prices on it

>>34437397
This is why you don't haggle with Nukis. They will stoop further than you could imagine

>>34436898
Why does it giggle when poked?

>>34430595
Latex is the supreme monster girl clothing.

>>34437403
what i was raised by nukis, what ya expect. i smell money and I want it

>>34436898
i try to bite it

>>34437363
Yeah that's what I was thinking of. It would be nice to try lamia sex with legs but have her keep a smaller (but still massive) tail so she can still coil

>Marry a really milfy looking Vampire
>Every time the two of you attend any sort of function, she casts a pedomorphosis spell on herself

>>34437417
Well how can I counter her deviousness?
I'm not about to let AunTanuki win.

>>34437327
Fair enough. Do you think Arachne like having their silk spinners and abdomens massaged?
>Arachne wife comes home from work
>Looks tired
>Give her a drink and some food
>Ask her to lay down
>Start to massage her abdomen
>Make it all the way down to her silk spinner
>Give it a nice wringing
>Moaning and happy spider looks from her
>She looks at me longingly and fires up the spinner
>Tied up in the embrace of my arachne wife

>>34437539
Have you tried fucking her?

>>34437524
Can she cast it for sex, too? Older women do nothing for me.

>>34437539
Tell her that you're going to sell 51% stake in yourself to the young pretty Inari across the street for a bargain price

>>34437549
No that's why we're having this debate.
She has to own at least 15% of my body's shares before I can consider that and she won't buy any.

>>34437560
Oh, that might work, yeah.

>>34437524
I'd rather she cast it on me.

>>34437554
Sure but she’d cast it on (You)

>>34435943
You should really work on your reading comprehension there, anon. Maybe you should try your hand at a hakutaku waifu

>>34437524
>party full of guys with loli vampire wives
>all of them clearly milfy deep down inside
>can really see the diverse personalities
>some go full goth loli and wear the frills
>others wear deep cutting dresses that would typically be filled out more with voluptuous bodies
>all still ufufufu and demand their guys give them shoulder rides while they talk to their friends about how the young vampires just don't know what it was like in the good ol days

>>34437614
I don't want that.

>>34437543
Arachne wives love their husband's soft fingers massaging all their bits.

>>34437677
You think you have a choice? You tease her way too much for being older so obviously the payback is she will tease you like a kid in bed

Kabedoning a BEEG monster girl

>>34437524
why not me?

>>34437661
Lolibaba vampires are to be worshipped

>>34437714
Sorry anon, but KC sez that if you really don't want something to happen then it ain't happening.
Therefore if anon hates /ss/ like he should then it's not playing out that way.

>>34437796
>if anon hates /ss/ like he should
I've never seen the appeal of /ss/
I love mommies, yes, but I've never liked the shota bit.

What is it about this guy that the monster girls want?

i want to be raised to be my wife's perfect sex slave

>>34437704
I imagine that arachne husbands love the spider special characteristics all the same
>you come home
>nobody around
>all of a sudden a whoosh comes from the ceiling
>your little spider daughters clinging to your back saying that they missed you
>your wife taught them how to rappel with their silk while you were gone
>a little tear forms as you tell your girls how proud of them you are

>>34437716
Does your arm even reach the wall if you're standing in front of her?

>>34437818
He's easy to talk to

>>34437829
Just press yourself deeply into her chest.

>>34437818
Hes got a big
heart

>>34437816
It’s simple: there aren’t BEEG girls enough so the easiest way to solve this is /ss/ing the man. Well that’s the appeal to me. If the girl is bigger by default then I don’t see a need for it.

>>34437818
he has a nice hug techniques

>>34437818
He is fascinated by them as if they are godsend.

>>34437816
Oh except the situation of the vampire hag. Though that one is more for me because I like the poetic fuck around it. Kind of like that doujin the guy mocked his sister for being flat and then she later grew huge tits.

>>34437895
>You will never be forced to worship your BEEG mamono high school bully

>>34436898
add me to the screencap

What does a graped Owl Mage look like?

>>34438024
>stuffs you into her locker
>thus ensuring no other mamono gets to you
>comes back for you at the end of the day
>drags you home

>Monsters just rape people to the point they get addicted to sex and live forever happily after with them
>Angels need to guilt people into sex
Even human girls aren't as pathetic as angels

>>34437818
1. Has a penis
2. Has a pulse

>>34438079
Wisp has lower standards

>>34438062
>>thus ensuring no other mamono gets to you
I don't have a cheshire smug enough for this.

>>34438079
sometimes that not even a pulse needed, see willowisp

>>34438089
but there's no room in the locker
she can't shove her butt in it if you barely fit

>>34438062
>Suck on her tits, lick her abs and eat her out
Being a high school chew toy is tough.

>>34437363
I don't know why this veteran hunter is tagging along with a rookie like me but she's a good cook and knows a lot about monsters so I'm not going to complain

>>34438177
Hunting demon realm boars ect with dragon royalty disguised as a huntress sounds nice. Royal pussy

Hey sealed evil mofu fags can you do an anon a solid and drop some pictures of sealed evils with those weird paper seals? Looking for references.

>>34438301

I want to prone bone anally devastate an Alice until she starts to quiver and go limp so I can start ragdoll fucking her full nelson style

If you ever feel yourself being summoned just remain calm. Let it happen.

i want to grab the beegest amazon in her village and fuck her fulll nelson her in front of the entire village

Haha, imagine getting tossed into a den of evil, sadistic manticores. They all take turns running a train on you. So many jabs from their spiked tails. You're gonna have more venom in your veins than blood. Haha, I'd bet that'd be fucking awful. Hell on Earth. I'd hate to be that guy haha!

>>34438361
Fate has tons of cute monster girls.
A shame so many of them are trapped in gacha shit.

>>34438361
thanks

>>34438433
>Masochist anon says this
>Kind demon takes pity on him
>Throws him in a pit full of cuddly yetis
>They just cling to him and ask him what's wrong

>>34438433
>The aftermath is you in a mindbroken and venom addicted state constantly humping the air while the girls head out for dinner.
Many such cases.

>>34438485
>Masochist anon is denied his true fantasy
I feel like this is the real masochism right here.

>>34437821
I feel as though the aspects of their wife species would rub off on men a bit
>arachne daughter sulking in her room
>dad crawls effortlessly through her trapdoor style web lair she built on the ceiling to comfort her

>>34438399
God I wish this was me...

>>34438485
>N-no you don't understand, I want to be abused!
>Well....I'm gonna hug you! Until you can't handle being hugged anymore! Mwahahaha.

Don't look!

>>34438557
Imagine being the communal squeaky toy for a gang of clingy yetis

>>34438399
How come nobody ever draws pictures of MGs summoning fat, lazy pieces of shit?

>>34438433
but you'll get plenty of mane mofu after right?

>>34438583
i have a need, i need to breed n seed this breed

>>34438543
>new arachne superhero movie
>villain captures and ties up Spidergal's husband
>mwahaha villain laugh
>she looks back
>guy is gone, ropes just cast aside on the ground effortlessly
>Spidergal does her own laugh
>"Never underestimate the power of love! My husband would never lose to the shackles of another!"
>Spidergal and husband KAPOW the villain and the credits roll over them cozily at home reading a bedtime story to their kids
>Also pans to some random gas station employee side character with a line like :"Billy won the lottery and made it out of the hood, where he met his loving wife" or something
>10/10 hit movie, Arachne everywhere dream of having a husband as cool as Mr. Anon

>>34438433
I'd rather just one, I do not want a harem. I want to make one miss manticore a very happy wife.

>>34438609
Manticores take good care of their prey. Expect top tier aftercare. Just be polite and don't get greedy.

>>34438657
>don't get greedy
Being greedy is the jam with manticores, especially during aftercare. They love to pamper and snuggle You. Just stuff Your head in their mofu and feel her wings close behind You. You'll be glad You did.

>Guy with hellhound wife
>Sent out to do grocery shopping
>Luckily the wife made him a list so he wouldn't forget anything
>'Aspirin (extra strength), lube (xl size), box of cheez-itz (extra toasty), beer (six-pack)'

>>34438735
Greedy as in challenge them. Don't do that.

>>34438751
Being on top with a manticore is the jam. Especially when You pluck out the spikes and jab her with them.

>>34438831
Succs are important

>>34437840 >>34437855 >>34437898 >>34437910 >>34438079
Don't respond to off-topic images

>>34438831
Gimmie the fat one

>>34438831
I'm going to fuck the brown one until she stops being a lesbian

>>34438501
>Manticores come back to find an entire box of chicken tenders missing and the plate in the dish washer
>anon hasn't moved from his spot and is still convulsing and dry humping air
>how did anon even do that? years later and not even he knows

>>34439004
Anon is an effective husband

>>34438831
Me on the left.

>>34438589
Ugly bastard is shit tier, even people who are ugly bastards irl don't want to see that, Ugly bastard is a very niche product even among niche art.

>>34438831
Far too light, unfortunately.
A real woman weighs at least 200kg.

>>34439023
>even people who are ugly bastards irl don't want to see that
I do. It's easier to self-insert when the guy is a fat, balding man. Looks just like me.

>>34439099
This, but fat and with a bad lazy-eye.

>>34439099
Well in that case you will either have to draw it yourself or commission a piece or be blessed by a drawfag.

>>34438629
>hit movie with arachne
>backfires because all the single men think the villainess is smoking hot unless she's also an arachne

>>34439048
>A real woman weighs at least 200kg.
My waifu is at least 50x that weight, perhaps even more

>>34439200
Is that you, wurm anon?
And yes, the heavier the better.
The feeling of a half ton mamono sqeezing you in her sleep is unsurpassable.

>>34439223
no that would be me, drawin the riding scene

>>34439223
No, I'm the sandworm lover

>>34439254
>>34439249
Men of taste, both of you.

>"what do you mean you like it? this battered, scarred, bruised body of mine? you can't be serious, I mean, I just don't understand... care to show me what you mean, anon-san?"

Kneel.

>>34439288
ok
>stand up
>unbuckles pants
>pulls boxer down
>show throbbing penis

>>34439288
I love girls with cripplingly low self-esteem! It makes me feel like I have a chance at finally meeting someone's standards.

>>34439335
Horns to small, she has no power over me.

>>34439288
Older combat maids are great

>>34439335
Only if you link me to a collection of images with rubber goats like this one
Or at least the model
pls I'm desperate

>>34439363
I've been pondering co-dependency with a blind oomukade who has a difficult time reconciling I'm genuinely interested in her and goes into a panic any time she wakes up and she's not coiled around me.

>>34439335
What do I get in return?

>>34439335
no, come back , when you're a little, um, older

Ok, but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>34438461
It's a travesty how much TM focus on gacha. They have a great cast and plot, but just HAD to focus everything in a gacha game.

>>34439557
Weak AAAAAAAAA

>>34439593
>actually making story and making some money
versus
>using your IP to make a gatcha that makes lots of money
it's soulless but if you were in that position you'd probably much rather be able to sit on your couch and rake in money while your lucrative gatcha makes money with minimal effort

>>34438735
God this sounds really nice.

>>34439335
If I kneel will she let me put it in?

>>34439557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaP4yo1OW4M

>>34439687
Manticores are the best Mamono. Tailpussy is so good even Chief God doesn't consider indulging in it heresy, as she knows no human boy stands a chance to resist.

>>34439335
how cute, does this small child want to play horsey? then, by all means, she can mount me whenever.

>>34439884
what big paws ya have there

>>34439888
she only wants a new juicebox, else she cant concentrate on her math homework

>>34432066
Eh, it'll happen eventually.

>>34434060

>>34439335
Does this semen demon have a card?

>>34439884
>manticore "Order" nuns preying on young heroes

Top 5 Monster girl to enjoy edgy 00's Nu-Metal with?

Boys need something to hold onto. Horny girls are just better.

>>34436898
Shoot some hoops

>>34439906
I'm not a Manticore You dummy. How would I write with those big paws?
>>34439989
*praying

>>34440015
based

>>34440015
STEPH MOFU WITH THE SHOT

>>34440015
what happens if you Chaos Dunk a mofu ball?

Is eating slime healthy?

>>34440095
The only thing more healthy is becoming slime.

>>34440090
ya get spicy mofu and rape

>>34436898
>>34440015
Pass the ball Anon, I got this.

>>34440001
I want to listen to linkin park with a wisp!

>>34434407

Would you lie and promise to marry 35 Zipanguese CCs so they send you gifts?

>>34440152
No, assuming my moral fibre has degraded to the point I even entertain this idea, I'd probably melt at the first time one of those CC's recalls my birthday or some detail I gave them willy nilly but they remembered to show they care.

>>34440009
>Anon gets dragged off into the forest by horney beastwomen
>Come morning the town watch finds him on the outskirts of the town covered in lipstick and bitemarks with a note nearby
>It reads "This town seems to make good men, we will be back for more tonight"

>>34440152
why, do i look like a bitch, if i did promise, you bet your ass that I am gonna keep it cause I don't make promises I can't keep

>>34440152
Yes, I want to experience the centipede pit.

>>34440176
Same here

>>34440152
No, I would tell the truth and marry 35 Zipanguese CCs. Can't imagine I'd have time to leave the house after making it high into the single digits, though.

>>34440015

>>34440463
cute

What does CC mean? I am new.

Netflix and Chill?

>>34440095
Yes
Now shut up and eat it mastah

>>34440585
Christmas Cake.
Meant to refer to more mature women, who are supposedly past their prime.

>>34440095
Last time I jobbed to a slime she cloned herself into a harem and shotafied me.
I don't think it's a good idea to eat jelly from someone that can shotafy people.

>>34440463

>>34439485
I don't have a collection, i just make these for fun sometimes. there are pics of her in the bapho gallery
>>34439978
Yes but she's mine!

>>34440628
Aha, thanks! I'm surprised any MG could reach 25 years of age without getting married.

>>34440747
There was a relevant tweet from KC.
>Currently, MGs cannot sire a son so remote areas can have little to no unmarried humans in it. In order for MGs living in those kind of area to find husbands they must leave their home and adventure to other areas or join Demon Lord's army.
>Young MGs (in some cases, loli MGs) finding their suitors in that kind of way is a happy thing in their mother's eyes but in some cases, there are some overly-protective fathers who goes like "No, they are too young for that! My daughters are forever young for that kind of thing!" and won't allow them to leave their home
>So in case when father is an overly-protective kind there can be CC MG sisters still living in their parent's house
>But as you know, when DL's power surpasses that of Chief Goddess's power, incubus sons will be born and MGs will finally produce sons
>So when that happens, families like the one mentioned earlier will have something like 5 unmarried older sisters and 1 son, and they will all go crazy over their brother. And those kind of family will be not uncommon in MGE world.

>>34440747
You'd be surprised

>>34440747
or they a little too haughty for their own good and need a man that would dick them down

>>34440849
See: dragons. At least until someone wanders into their cave on a lonely night.

>>34440791
I want stories about an MG adventuring to find herself a husband! Thanks for the tweet.

>>34440828
Automatons are one of my weak points.

>>34440880
>Ryu leaving her shrine to find her destined anon, meeting tons of wacky characters along the way

i want see a story of a man whose whole life is digging and see the world with his small shovel in hand. he pops into the demons lord castle by accident, finds himself in the wurm cellars, enters an ancient tomb by accident. I wanna see the hijinks he can get up

>>34436898
FIRE THE MOFU BALL!

>>34440946
Well I'm sure if you ask our Wurmfriend politely he'll maybe draw you up something

>>34440947
>off topic image
/tg/ kun you're glowing

>>34441062
It's not off topic, the mofu ball is in there.

>>34441062
Knee jerk reaction kun, do you not see the mofu ball?

>>34441062
>mofuball
>off topic image
Anon, I...

I really like the greenworm drawings so I tried to make one of my own!

>>34441220
I’M STILLLLLLLL IN A DREAM, VEGGIE EATER

>>34441220
cute nuki

>>34441220
I like this a lot. It's cute.

>>34441220
>"I want more. Either your life is worth more than a lettuce or it's not worth living."

>>34440791
>And those kind of family will be not uncommon in MGE world
I hope he retcons that. Or MGE world will stop being a paradise when inbreeding caused gene damage kicks in.
Incest is no go for me, Loli is w/e, and I don't care about step-incest, but I really don't like real incest being pushed on me or my family by KC.

Gonna marry a dormouse
Gonna make more dormice with her
Gonna marry those dormice as well
Gonna make even more dormice with them
Gonna overrun the world with dormice

>>34441137
>ships
>naval battle
Anon, I...

>>34441331
There's no reason you have to go by KC's canon if it goes against your fantasies.

>>34441077
>I-I-IT ISN'T OFF TOPIC I SHOPPED A BALL OF FLUFF IN THERE I'M ONE OF YOU GUYS
Listen to yourself

>>34440791
>5 unmarried older sisters and 1 son, and they will all go crazy over their brother.
OH FUCK

>>34441220
She's going to accidentally cause an automaton to believe she's a god, isn't she?

>L-L-L-Look at you, hacker.

>>34439048
>A real woman weighs at least 200kg.
I never felt more sad for Americans than right now

>>34441097
See >>34441342 retard kun

Help

>>34441355
That way of thinking gave us all the HFY shit. I'd really like if KC just limited incest shit to degens that like it, but I don't want to pressure the man to carter to me. He suffered enough.

>>34441338
What sorta dormice? Surely not just all the same kind.

>>34441361
look, I'll give you a (You) if you'll just take it easy, ok?

there might be a drawing of why dragons die virgins and why wurms don't

>>34441423
There is no help.
Only thigh window worship.

>>34441436
Yes, they'll all be the same kind because they'll all be related