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Sandworms!

wurm time

>>34411549
I'm sorry sir, wurm time ended a few minutes ago. Wurm time will resume 9AM on Monday.

>>34411556
it ends when I say, now bow before me

They're so perfect, why can't they be real?

>>34411573
If you get belligerent, I'll have to call the manager. Please leave. Wurm posting will resume on Monday (at 9AM). Thank you for your patience and goodbye.

>>34411599
you dare talk to the preacher of the good wurm word like that?

>>34411581
Sit tight Anon, portals will open before you know it.

>>34411581
They're too busy shitposting on 4monster and drinking petrol instead of making an effort to help open the portals.

Gazer is a cute.

>>34411627
I don't want my succubus to glow in the dark!

>>34411632
Visit Bunyip threads
Pay attention to Bunyip posts
Always reply to Bunyip posters

what do wurms post on 4monsters?

>>34411612
Don't make me call the superlimtendent. There's some very nice bunyip posting going on, so I suggest you join them and cut your losses.

>>34411649
Your succ doesn't get a say in this!

The Visawolf Directorate is currently embroiled in escalating tensions with the Minoclans over a disagreement regarding the exact size of 'musculature needed to acquire a mate'.
More news here from GTNN as it develops.
Next up, Queen Slimes.
Does the monarchistic hivemind have a place in our day and age?

>>34411658
They don't know what it is

>>34411632
Sounds about right.
>>34411652
Will do, Bunyips more love.

Gazer is the cutest. I just want to snuggle and cuddle with her, and call each other loving names. And I feel up her goo, and she plays with my hair.

>>34411661
i dislike getting into petty brawls so I'll leave with my dignity

>>34411581
I don't know how I'm supposed to choose between apophis and bunyip.

>>34411665
what if someone teaches them

>>34411695
Just visit Gremlin Industries™ and they can fuse you a Apopyip or a Bunphis today!

>>34411695
Why not both?

>>34411538
Touch fluffy tail

>>34411627
>>34411662
/tg/ is that way

>>34411716
bunyip+wurm=?

>>34411751
Wuyip. Like Cool Whip.

>>34411723
i tend towards monogamy with few exceptions

>>34411695
Bunyip for taking it easy, Apophis for non-stop super rape. Or consider a hybrid for taking it easy with non-stop super rape!
>>34411671
*deserve more love
Sneks must've hijacked my brain.

dragons are stinky!

>>34411675
I HATE gazers. Any gazer reading this shouldn't even bother trying to warp my mind, my willpower is so strong that they couldn't hypnotize me in a million years.

>>34411857
>local man mindbroken by gazer

>>34411864
Will she be disappointed if she ever finds out that I always loved gazers?

>>34411857
>[this message has been redacted and will be revised in accordance to People's Republic of the Demon Realm law]

>>34411675
Where does the goo come from?

>>34411892
i don't like People's Republic of the Demon Realm

>>34411908
Where doesn't the goo come from?

>>34411917
what about the peoples republic of wurm

>>34411927
>>34411556

>>34411908
the wurm hole

>>34411927
you make a damn good deal, where do i sign?

>>34411927
Not him but republics are lame. I would rather live in the Holy Wurm Empire.

>>34411933
it is not over here in mountain wurm time we still have time the wurm is here to stay

all this wurm posting is making me happy

>>34411857
I wanna have a toxic relationship with an arrogant gazer and my arrogant self.

>>34411961
wurm is best how do others even compete

Have you made sure your patron goddess has been fed today? She would be disappointed if you didn't provide her an offering.

>>34411917
The police will be arriving to your location shortly. Please do not leave from your current location. Doing so will add more to your punishment.

>>34411987
time to put b hopping to the test

>>34411978
donate clothes, observe results

>>34412001
nice bush

>>34411978
I will never touch an offering box again

>>34411987
>They thought the post was mad by some man they could mind-break
>It was actually made by a powerful independent dragon that refuses to acknowledge any authority besides her own

>>34412010
The box is for rice/tofu, her box is for donations.

>>34411995
You will be assigned to attendance at Demon Realm Reeducation Camps. Please cooperate with the police as they relocate you.

>>34412022
Instructions unclear, I shoved tofu up her vagina.

>>34412011
all the coppers go back sad cause they couldn't get a man
>>34412036
you have to catch me first, you can't grab, what you can't grip

>>34412036
do I have a say of what happens to me if I cooperate? and if so, send the biggest and oldest wurm ya got

remeber to do your duty

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread .

Instead, remember that pointing out your shortstack dragon gf is getting a tad chubby is something that should be handled delicately, even if it does settle in the right places.

>>34412130
The work of my lord is being spread, let it be known to all who have ears

>>34412112
sauce?

>>34412179
that's a hroz

>>34412179
https://e-hentai.org/g/1363796/ac659bd9c3/

>>34412154
Don't whisper such things lest the dragon get suspicious
Soft won't mean 'slow"

>>34412218
what things?

>>34412105
God i want to be The Head and Only Priest of a monstergirl nun convent. Daily Duties including filling my nun wives wombs and new human convert wives wombs.

>>34411978
Irrefutable proof that having more tails is a sign of being a bigger sloot. Say not to nine-tailed fox thots!

What are you doing this friday night?

>>34412315
drawing a new sleepin wurm pic

>>34412315
Crying.

>>34412315
I was going to get uncomfortably drunk but a buddy wanted to play some vidya so I got sidetracked before I could really get going. Now I guess I'll sleep, at least I won't have a hangover.

>>34412315
trying to be less obnoxious and not posting about my waifu as often as I once was while watching videos and coming up with waifu stuff for personal use

>>34412315
Imagining fun times with my wives

>>34412468
P Slimes are nice. I actually am making something with a P Slime and was wondering about the slime portion. How solid is it? Like can it hold things? Would it be outside the real of possibility for those little tails to have little arms doing things?

>Have dhampir sisters
>Is stronger than me
>I can barely lift off the meaty mino zombie who wakes me up each morning by falling on me
>Meanwhile she’s smashing marble columns with her fists
>Is better with magic than me
>I can barely cast prestidigitation
>She’s casting 10th level drain life spells like it was nothing
>She gets invited on all the raids
>Meanwhile I only get to tag along on raids as tanks massager or if my sister says she’ll only go if I can come
>Constantly dozen ups me despite being only half monster
>We even share the same mom but yet she has all the power
So when do I hit my extremely late growth spurt and achieve the same power? Cause dad keeps trying to teach me how to properly keep a castle and take care of the servants but that’s boring and I don’t wanna be some vampire’s bloodbag like him

Human boys have no chance against succs!

>>34412511
Good enough grip to wield a sword

>>34412530
GOMMAD m8
gallon off mino milk a day, ya got that mino zombie

>>34412541
I see. If a slime tail were to be able to command multiple projections holding various objects would they be considered more on the elite side or is that fairly typical? Does it depend on how much "care" they get from their beloved?

>>34412533
Gonna steal that succ nerd's glasses!

good night, will try and dream of anna maria tonight

>>34412560
Dunno. There's not a lot of depictions on what a maxed out slime carrier could do. You might see a mage with 4 staves or a archer with 6 bows or something

>>34412315
Sleep, think of how much better today would be with a monster wife.

Is there an official color scheme to leechi/ricchi yet?

>>34412665
Wow nice, alright that'll work for me. This P Slime is going to be nightmare to deal with. Thank you.

>>34412511
Guy who posted images and i like to imagine they can shift its hardness/Rigidity to a certain extent. Like my Pshog wife would be able to increase it to near high strength metal while the normal ones can only stiffen it to a lesser extent.
Usually though at normal stiffness it would be able to carry a sword.

>>34412892
What will she look like anon? Always nice to see another pslime bro.

>>34412908
Cool collected tomboy

>>34412993
Neat. I assume she is a soldier or hero as well? Does she wear armor or us her slime as armor?

>>34413014
She technically wears armor, she plays catcher for a baseball team

>>34413026
Perfect then! Slime would be Great to either enhance Catchers gear or even just be Catchers gear! Even help stop anyone tryna steal!
Also is this for the Baseball team thing?

>>34413076
Perhaps...

Make sure to get snuggled friends

>>34413207
Latenight, is that man naked? Is his boner poking her ear?
The world demands answers!

>>34413207
No, I am Anon, and I HATE snuggles >:(
No monster will snuggle me if I have anything to say about it

>>34412315
Planning out my next acquisition of bullion rounds and 90% silver coinage. I'm probably going to get targeted down by a Creeping Coin or a Danuki if the portals open at this rate.

>>34412315
Writing my book, watching people play My Summer Car. Enjoying some mandarin orange tea.

Papa, it's bedtime! You will read Animals of Farthing Wood to me!

>>34412315
Trying to find an artist for a book I've finished. It seems that literally everyone with even a shred of skill is booked out for months.

The suspiciously wealthy furry is no doubt throwing his weight around again

>>34412533
What are the laws on succs and child grooming?

>>34412241
Any comments about how lovely her thickening thighs are, how her ass is fatter than any cats, how she's a tad soft in the middle or how full her breasts look will be met with denial play until you retract your statement

>>34413432
>wife gets jealous after seeing husband tuck daughter into bed and read her a bedtime story
>demands he do the same for her

Angels legally can not "punish" you if you're worshiping other deities.

>>34413577
Damn she's got big feet

>>34413432
>Pardon me, can You repeat this young lady? I couldn't hear "please".

>>34413432
I'll just read her lore about my favorite games and stuff like mass effect or diablo

>>34413577
That means I can worship my favorite desert girl! Thank goodness for loopholes!

>>34413644
Something about those back tattoos really make me want to breed them
What is this magic

>>34413684
Maybe you really like tattoos, Very good taste if so

Is an old warrior's body that's become a little softer and less defined through disuse a fine enough compromise between a soft ara ara body and a fit, tight and toned body?

I don't know what I want and I'm worried my waifu will become suspicious of my whims if we set aside a month of rough innawoods survival and proactive snusnu and then set aside a few months of pampering her with cake and doing all the work, sexually speaking.

>>34413769
Depends on how soft vs muscular she gets
Strongfats are still for snu-snu as they have enough muscle to still throw down while that gets more 'fit' with some softness is more the Ara Ara type

>>34413788
Nah, not strongfat, she doesn't have the build for it. Just fluctuates between fit and soft. She gets really self conscious, because her muscles don't really go anywhere, so when she puts on a pound or two it's obvious.

>>34413822
She will be Ara Ara then as she lacks enough muscles for formal snu-snu

>>34411695
Speaking of Apops, I wonder what it's like to live in the realm of one that's graped a pharaoh?

>>34413845
What's the term for light snu snu then? Elves aren't really good at packing on muscle.

What would your wife feel about you being an emperor?

>>34412105
Loooooooong

>>34413263
Oh fuck, I'm bait now, too. At least a dragon would only scoff at me.

>>34413491
"Yes."

>>34413588
All the better to step on you with.

>>34413747
I'm a little disappointed that her actual tail wasn't worked into the tattoo. Just imagine how rad that'd be.

>>34413939
I'm already the emperor of her cunny and that's all that matters.

>>34413939
Alucard looking motherfucker

>>34413939
Dark elf milkers

>>34413870
Before, there was only a moderate risk of getting raped by a nearby monster if you are single
After, there is an assurance you will be raped by a nearby monster if you are single.

>>34413939
She'd surround me with as many competent advisors and individuals as she could so I could spend most my time with her. Because she knows I'd just abdicate if I couldn't.

Fuck the financial system and eat out the rich!

>>34414048
But will she help me evade taxes?

>>34414070
Only if you give her some honeyed words

>>34414081
>Only if you give her some moneyed** words
fixed

Can nightmare-san put me to sleep through fever aches?

>>34414198
Yes. And imagine how vivid the fever dreams would be.

>>34414230
Shes in for a trip because I run math problems when I get one.

What if you never fuck the kiki?

>You trusted the fox
>Now you are trapped in the shrine with her

>>34414264
She fucks you
Good masters reward maids and youre being a bad master

>>34414270
A minor setback, nothing that can't be solved with the power of friendship!

>>34414270
Bite me, hag

>>34414264
She eventually spikes your dinner with raging mushrooms.
>>34414270
I'm ok with this.

>>34414264

>>34414270
>Implying this wasn't a part of my plan
The fluffy can no longer run away.

>>34414270
>"I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me!"

>>34414396
Correct attitude, correct answer, correct way to treat your wife. Remember, you haven't made love until she's unable to move or begging for mercy.

>>34414270
What a blessing

>>34414694
>Tfw no cute, deranged fox gf

>TFW no mommy GF

>>34414845
Wasn't her sister the mommy

>>34414898
Better get to work making her the mommy then

>>34414898
Yeah, but she was still the sugar mommy. It might be more accurate to say "a" mommy since there was more than one, too.

Accept responsibility

>>34415241
But I've never had sex with her before! Holding hands doesn't get you pregnant!

>>34415241
Is that a pocki stick or what?

Griffons and dragons would do the superhero landing for the intimidation factor.

Yeah but elves tho

>>34415476
Superhero landing has been turned into such a cliche at this point it just makes you look goofy.

>>34415555
Eh, I think they're cool when done right

sniff the mofu!

>>34415603
MGS always did it well

>>34415540
whats that story about?

>>34415682
Full spoilers for Bastard to follow:
Wizard kills people and monsters and rapes women in a fantasy world, trying to prevent other wizards from ressurrecting an evil god.
But wait, fantasy world was our world centuries after the apocalypse and wizard was a genetically engineered super-being and the evil god was a war-machine created by science!
But wait, the war machine was powered by an angel, the apocalypse was God deciding to delete humanity and now the apocalypse resumes and the wizard is sent to Hell!
But wait, the wizard is also Satan's son and as Heaven and Hell seek to undo mankind and each other, wizard man tears everyone apart and fucks bitches!
And then the author went on hiatus which has lasted for 8+ years and will never end because of health issues.
The elf here was a war orphan the wizard raised. And then fucked. A lot. Because Dark Schneider is a chad.

>>34415800
So fist of the northstar if kenshiro was replaced by chad thundercock?

>>34415840
The first arc was basically Fist of the North Star with wizards, yeah. It turns into something else entirely as it goes on. The final fight in the volumes that are actually out has the best artwork I've ever seen in a comic, but sadly the author will never be able to resume work on the story.

>>34413242
>No monster will snuggle me if I have anything to say about it
She has something to say about it

>>34415934
That looks like the face of a yeti with a thick cock in her ass.

>>34416155
It's the face of a Yeti with a big, brown, cuddlebear ass
http://imgbox.com/pjipMCzg

>>34415895
I might read it one day

After getting myself watching the Netflix Castlevania series. I wonder if for whatever reason, MGE will have its own version of Carmella?

No not the Castlevania one per say. You know, the one that (correct me if I'm wrong) said to be as powerful as Dracula, came before Dracula, and is a carpet Shagger. Or atleast prefferd girls, women and babes as opposed to men.

Also just as a thought. If there would ever be an MGE Carmilla. She might as well be a legit villain badguy because of how mamono mana and Lilith forces her and vampire kind to suck and crave the cattle (human boi) penis. And subverting vampire rule, thus despite clearly being a monstergirl, is strongly and violently opposed against the Demon Lord. And any vamps who still recall being dudes before and sharing the same sentiments as MGE Carmilla are the radical extremist outcasts. The bad type of ones if you get me.

>>34416233
Ah so one that wants a big thick cock in her ass.

>>34416422
I would figure male Vampires would just change into incubi losing the thirst for blood and becoming coomers for their wives so that's probably a non issue.
Mgs are fine with a bit of Carpet munching so if she just prefers women, but will still take dick then she probably would just form a harem so she can enjoy a bit of cock and all the pussy she wants.

Make sure you give proper tribute to your tribal neighbors!

Do you accept?

>>34416536
But would Tribal monstergirls even stand a chance against a more civilized and organized Order Colonizers force?

>>34416546
Yes. Crossing the street is dangerous!

>>34416546
Demon contracts are getting weird these days.
Don't the older Demons get disappointed on the younger demons for making such simple and wholesome contracts with boys these days?

>>34416573
I blame Eros and her followers, my daughter insist on dating her boyfriend and she even wears nice clothes for him. My wife did a traditional kidnapping and rape and we didn't even wear clothes inside till she was born. This modernist bullshit is killing traditional courtship.

>>34416630
>we didn't even wear clothes inside till she was born.
Being constantly nude with your wife in your home is hot.

>>34416536
I want a full blown CHONK troll that I can fluster

>>34416668
Quite the contrary. It's cold, especially during winters.

>>34416668
It's really hot.
If I get a demon wife I'm gonna put it in the contract that we have to either be naked or where next to nothing while at home.

>>34416693
Well to bad magic and i enjoy the cold.

>>34416697
Based. Would make it a regular occurrence in my church home when we are just using it as a home. The ease of access i would have to my wives and they would have to me is just so good. Just gotta send the daughter away visiting friends first.

>Monster wife angrily arguing with her husband
"Which will you choose, huh?!, Monster (Energy Drink) or monster (wife)?"

>>34416770
>Not having the daughter join in so she can learn from her mother(s)
It's like you want her to die a virgin.

>>34416856
drink Monster (Energy Drink) and then fuck monster (wife) into submission.

>>34416919
>She keeps attempting to give you disaproving looks during that because she wanted you to make a commitment for her, but now is unable to.

>>34416918
I'm sure she will find a nice boy eventually.

>>34416998
And what happens when she can't give that boy achieve sexual satori, huh? Crying. You want your daughter to cry?!

>>34417038
Well i am sure before than my wives could give her a few tips. Doubt they need me for that. Just a dildo would work surely?

>>34417077
It'll have to do. She won't get the response a real one could provide her, but something is better than nothing. You're going to make your daughter very happy one day when she gets her husbando and can properly display all of her love!

rage shrooms would be a key energy drink ingredient

Gentlemen, a monster girl that is meme-degenerate with hand holding, missionary, etc, or real fetish degenerate?

>>34417445
Meme degenerate and her real degenerate sister.

>>34417462
Good man.
Its how I see my wives.

>>34417445
I dont understand the question.

>>34417490
Do you enjoy a monster girl that 'memes' being a degenerate that enjoys holding hands, sex in the missionary position with the lights on, and other such things or one that would be into stuff like seeing you cumflate her, exhibitionist sex, or bondage?

>>34416573
I want to help a younger demon practice making contracts
>"Onii-chan recieves: free reign over my body until morning, I recieve: hands-on sexual education"

>>34417532
Both. Especially if its in two girls.

>>34416422
>watching the Netflix Castlevania
Oh my god why would you watch that travesty?
>Also just as a thought. If there would ever be an MGE Carmilla. She might as well be a legit villain badguy
I mean yeah. A vampire race that needs humans to survive could very easily make actual farms in the long run or stuff like that. Twice as dangerous because in this case they are a species that actually prey on humanity. They likely also wouldn't be as affected by a succubus becoming a Demon Lord seeing as they are already beings that carry the allure of death to seduce and eat people too.

>>34417609
The allure of death means fuck all if the god of death just says no. Plus MGE vamps are connected to the DL so she would be able to resist it anyways.

>>34416546
I'm sorry, the demon hand sounds useful but I can't afford to become an amputee in this economy.

>>34417445
I want a chesh that likes sneedposting and maskposting. That trumps all other options

good morning, dream of beeg girls

>>34417842
The hand stays attached, she just owns and controls it

>>34417975
So she calls you Chuck?

>>34413432
>"How about I tell you the tale of the Toa Metru? It's not like we're strapped for time."

>>34417982
I dream of an eel so seductive that she could convince me to live in a bog with her

>>34417982
Why dream of them when I can think about them during the day?

>>34417554
Make it to at least noon the next day for morning cuddles and a naked apron kitchen fuck and she's got a deal.

>>34418043
i do think of them, but today dreamt of me being used like a daki for one

>>34417982
i have yet to dream of smoll girls

Can half-elves exist without monsterizing?

I have had a few monster girl dreams, and they have all ended with getting a thighjob

>>34418114
ok thigh god

>squelch

Remember to offer a shota to the Ushi-Oni living nearby to keep her from attacking the village for a month.

>>34418141
>whole body is an erogenous zone
>just make her climax by kissing her all over
Shogs are pretty high tier.

>>34418150
>for a month
More like - for good, until they breed and You'll get 4 new Ushi-Onis attacking the village.

>>34418107
The one half-elf in canon didn't count as a monster until she got turned into a werewolf. If anything it's the opposite, breeding an unmonsterized elf results in a half-elf and a monsterized elf gives full elf children.

>>34418152
If you see an anon taking a particularly long time to take the spoon out of his mouth while eating lunch at work he may be a shog's husband

>>34418219
Yup, monsterized elves and dwarves give birth to full elf/dwarf daughters and when the DL makes Mamono give birth to incubi - they will give birth to full elf/dwarf incubi as well.

>>34418219
So there's no real possibility of half-breeds to advertise my genes. Darn.

i wonder, how would bit be having a haku momster and you like making mistakes to see her close up

>>34418282
What are You talking about, every single one of Your kids have 50% of Your genome.

>will eat out to eat
>will penerate to get meat to eat
>will love for love
>just need a bed to bed

>>34418327
The genes get rewritten through monsterization. Genes get overwritten in monster offspring. It's probably around 5-40% of your DNA that will remain intact and express itself in the offspring depending on species. With male offspring it might be the other way around with the female's genes being less intact.

>>34418323
I want a haku momster that sucks me off under the table when i try to study at home.

>>34418464
I want a cheshire momster that remote fucks me when she leaves and I do the chores she asked me to do.

>>34411538

Rub rub

>>34418454
Did KC said that? Can You give me the quote?

>>34418630
Fluffing your own tail is no different from masturbation

>>34418630
rubadubarub

>>34418027
Gets 'em every time.

>>34418604
I love the dead... often.

fat dodo titties

>>34418697
are they endangered?

>>34418716
>>34418697
We have to save the dodos!
Breed them before they go extinct!

>>34418716
Extinct except in Wonderland.

>>34418728
would they get smarter because of this?

>>34418765
Are they just thicker jubjubs?

>>34418783
Quite the prospect, I'm sold.

Summerville Islands are neat when they have warm rainstorms.

Enough to stay comfy and still go out if you want.

>>34418649
It's the opposite. Daughters do take after their fathers besides the features at are common to all members of that breed. Personalities can be inherited also.
>人間と魔物との娘は、実は父親似になる傾向が強かったりします。種族が母親依存で父が平凡な顔立ちでも美人が生まれるので完全に母親似と思われがちですが、髪の色や肌の色、眼の色等々、他の形質は父親のものが現れる事が多いとか。デルエラさんも髪や目の色はリリムのそれだけど、性格はお父さん似！
>Daughters of humans and monsters actually tend to resemble their fathers. It is easy to think that a beautiful woman is born even if the race is dependent on the mother and the father has a mediocre face, but other traits such as hair color, skin color, eye color, etc. may appear from the father. There are many. Druella also has the same hair and eye color as Lilim, but her personality is similar to her father!
>とはいえ種族が同じで自分より美人なのもあるので、お父さんから見ると「母さんとうり二つだなあ」なんですが、お父さんの事が大好きなお母さんから見ると「目元がお父さんと同じで優しそう、笑った時の顔もそっくりね 」みたいな人間同士の夫婦にもありそうな会話になったりします
>However, there are some who are of the same race and are more beautiful than me, so from the perspective of my father, "I have two faces with my mother", but from the perspective of my mother who loves my father, "the eyes are the same as my father and look kind. The face when you laugh is just like that It becomes a conversation that is likely to be in a couple of human beings like
>デルエラは結構丁寧に準備や作戦を立てていたみたいなんですが、そちらの繊細さは母親譲りらしいので、強引だったり豪快だったり行動派なところが特に似ているらしいですね。
>It seems that Druella was quite careful in preparing and planning the strategy, but the delicacy of that seems to be inherited from her mother, so it seems that the aggressive, dynamic, and activist aspects are particularly similar.
>我々人間の目から見ると母親似が多く見えると思います。母親似の青い肌と鋭い美貌を持ったデーモンさんだけど目じりと笑った顔が父親にそっくり！　とかそれこそ夫が大好きな嫁デーモンさんくらいにしかわからないので！
>From the human eye, I think we can see many mothers. A demon with blue skin and a sharp beauty that resembles his mother, but his laughing face looks just like his father! That's because only my husband's favorite daughter-in-law, Demon, can understand it!

>>34418783
they also speak Spanish and have dark skin as well

>>34418821
>Anon, why do you always talk about chicken breasts when you look at me?
>I'm not a chicken! I'm a dodo you silly.

>>34418824
when ya do, you see all the pretty amphibious monster girls and their bright and vivid colors in all their wet splendor

>>34418831
Hey wait, this doesn't say they only propagate ~5%, this says they only take after their mothers when it comes to monster part, and rest is just like with humans: 50-50. It's just that someone that doesn't have contact with this particular type of monsters may think they all look the same, because they vary from humans so much.

>>34418783
Thiccer and smarter.

>>34417609
>Oh my god why would you watch that travesty?
first two seasons were decent. Yknow, before they did bad things to alucard

How would the SCP Foundation fare when dealing with Monstergirl Encyclopedia "anomalies? What convoluted, ridiculous and contrived McGuffins or plot devices and "containment procedures" would the foundation do to combat and contain MGE Elements and Demon Energy?

Jack Bright does a Fortnite Dance? Mobile Task Force Hammerdown uses forbidden weapons from their arsenal? O5-7 of the O5-Council goes on a Friday Night Funkin' style singing competition against numerous Lilims?

>>34418870
Yup
Fitstack Piranha Sahuagin, Mucus Toads of varying hues and venom types, Unagi Joro that are slithering up in very, very exposed tops.

I want a CC oni

>>34418891
Please, jubjubs aren't stupid, they have impressive amounts of brainpower.
They just use it to think about sex with hubby.

>>34418884
The 5% guy was pulling stuff out of his ass. I said it was the opposite of what he said.

>>34418918
incidentally, it's mating season for them when its the rainy season in Summerville islands

>>34418953
Oh sorry Anon, I focused on the green text much.

Anyway I wouldn't be oposed to have elf/dwarf sons. Dwarves are stout Chads with cool beards and big axes. Elves are magical and dignified.

>>34418884
Well it's not certain how genes work. Some genes are more apparent that others. It's sometimes fun to speculate on how stuff works in settings even though the laws of nature don't really matter that much in a setting with magic.
Anyways don't want to avatarfag, so here's a elf from something that isn't from overrated trash.

>>34418986
Of course.
The ample rain means they can stay on land easier and also means that any of them wearing white cloth are going to be flirting with the rules about remaining clothed.

Not to mention that staying inside to remain dry means more time for 'quality time' and baby making.
Although those that don't mind getting wet can get a charm and follow their new wife into the undersea districts in the shallows around the islands.

>>34418050
>naked apron kitchen fuck with a loli demon
Alright the timeframe in that contract definitely needs changing

You really want me to wear fishnets? Even during sex?

>>34418697
Yaaay

>>34419064
yes

>>34411538
Confess

>>34418831
Sounds like they can somehow control the genetics at will

>>34418904
I... actually agree.

>>34419146
Nah, it's just that they obviously can't inherit monster parts after a man.
Monster Girls being genetic engineers is a MGQ thing.

The Danuki next door is selling lemonade! Will you stop by for a glass?

>>34419101
I fapped to a human doujin

>>34419024
I might have to take some of the white thin cloth wearing ones to the nudists beachs then.

>>34419196
I will ask if she has any grapes.

I am looking for an Apohpis.

>>34419196
will do, the kiddy needs some monies, I'll happily do it

>>34418831
My dragon daughter looks more like me than my wife!

>>34419196
I know it's not lemonade, and it tastes bad, but I'm gonna buy and drink it anyways

>>34419215
>Its like being naked but not really.
And yes, you are allowed to engage in sex on the beach at the nudist ones.
And the normal ones but you have to go to one of the outcroppings or in one of the changing rooms there.

>>34419196
This must be a trick. I refuse to buy little Nuki's lemonade! till my conciousness makes me go back and buy 4 glasses.

>>34419247
why clothes coward, be free and be nude

>>34419228
>>34418831
Imagine what will mamono feel when they give birth to a boy and he'll have her hair, eyes, smile and so on. I am happy for them just thinking about it.

>>34419216
We don't sell grapes here we sell lemonade

>>34419275
Because sometimes near nudity is the best kind

>>34419227
>happy_nuki_noises.jpeg
>considering asking for all your mortal possessions

>>34419196
Hold up, Yesterday she was selling Mamano Scout cookies, I am starting to think she is running a monopoly on treats.

>>34419196
Invest in tanukonade

>>34411538

>>34419241
She's just not very good at making it anon! Her little nuki paws and the tall countertop make it hard to add the right amount of stuff! Also you forgot to put your boxers in the laundry for her to steal so she wasn't able to add in her secret ingredient cunny nectar

>>34419362
she ain't getting it caise, why do want a farmer, city gal?

>>34419266
>go back to buy 4 glasses
>cost went up
those damn greedy lolis

>>34419286
>your sons take more after your wife than you
>your daughters take more after you than your wife

>>34419365
Listen anon, it's a guy eat cunt world out there, you have to make money wherever you can.

Reminder to always exercise with your wives

>>34419368
>invest in tanukonade
>tell the bros online to HOLD
>s-she's just having a rough month
>it's been cold, nobody wants lemonade
>it'll rebound bros
>while casually going to her stand and forfeiting all your money to the little danuki
>I just want to see her smile while she gingerly counts her money

>>34419400
Such is life.

>>34419378
Those are some impressive sap sacks.


>>34419427
I do.
Cheshire-san just wants to laze at home while Jinko-san runs with me though.

>>34419382
I was implying it's piss

>>34419414
She sold me 5 boxes of thin mints, sold me this story that it was to help her scout troop go on a field trip, she didn't go to any other houses, I am getting real suspicious of this racoon.

If your delinquent senpai tells you to follow her around school, you follow her around school, even if it's behind the gym.

>>34419427
>Lifting with my huge mino wife
>Tell her I'm gonna be strong enough to lift her someday
>Always puts a smile on her face

>>34419479
Oh no she sells that too but she's more up front about it. She's insistent that you buy some today sir.

>>34419484
Nah it's just sextuplets or something, her sisters are very hard working I guess.

I wish the best of motivation to friends who've been looking forward to this weekend to draw/write after a hard week.

>>34419575
Thanks! Even if I'm not writing MG stuff that's nice to hear.
Maybe I should though. Something decidedly not lewd for pastebin reasons.

>>34419064
Especially during sex. In fact, do you have access to a body stocking? I wish to RIP AND TEAR.

>>34419427
Is sex a form of exercise? My wife says it is, but I'm not so sure.

>>34419657
yup

FAT FUCKING SNAKE

>>34419575
I too wish motivation to others. THIS IS THE WEEK BROS, YOUR MASTERPIECE WILL COME TOGETHER

>>34419695
*fucking fat snake(s)

>>34419695

>lockdown has made me constantly bored and horny
>know if I beat off I won't be on my a game for the next day or two
>too easily distracted to focus on constructive skills
>with monsters none of this would even be an issue
Portals can't come soon enough

>>34419811
Lamias are gonna think I'm into them but really I'm gonna be staring at every single lamia caboose for the simple reason of FINALLY FIGURING OUT HOW THEIR ASS LOOKS. I've seen so many artists attempt it!

>>34419821
>know if I beat off I won't be on my a game for the next day or two
What
Just jerk off and be done with it, it's like ten minutes of your day

This creature is going to eat you for years and years

>>34412530
Ask your vampire sister to teach you blood magic. That's a unique skill so even if you're bad at it you'll still be useful to a party

>>34419852
>it's like ten minutes of your day
>He doesn't train himself to last longer so he can please his wife

>>34419852
When I jerk off I feel off the next day, still fully functional of course It's just neurotic autism

>>34419857
What would having vampire sisters even be like? The transition period where monsters start to have human sons must be strange for prideful monsters as they suddenly go from lording over humans to having a baby boy. Only thing that would make a pregnant vampire more nervous than having a dhampir is having a son

>>34419963
She'd probably be super concerned/protectful of your fragile human body

>>34419998
>No, you only need to breastfeed him. He doesn't need blood
Vampire's fifth visit in a week to bother her lich doctor over her worries about her son

>>34419853
I would like to Sexercise with this shortstack succ.

>>34411538

>>34419853
No thanks. My wife does it better anyways

How do you stop waifus from fussing over you?

>>34420060
God I wish I had a momster to breastfeed me

>>34420182

>>34420182
Crayon...

>>34420182
>For over six centuries I have been waiting for the one who would dare to summon me... I am... Monica
Demons are cool and confident until they have to explain to parents why they appeared in their six year old sons room and gave him a marriage contract

>>34420190
Get her an occupation (that isn't You)

>>34420190
Fuss over her. Especially if she's a species that tends to be larger like lamias, perfect for scale cleanings

>>34419963
>vampire sisters

>>34419101
I think having a monster wife and a human wife raised with monster ideals is a lot better than having 2 monster wives.

>>34420277
>Back from my shift at the Witch&Wizard Hat factory, time to rape my husband

>>34420190
I want my snekwife to do this to me. Looks very comfy, and I can repay her by helping her clean her fluffy tail

>>34419853
I will eat that creature for years and years, then.

>>34420313
You'd probably still end up with two monster wives, though.

Squish that chesh

>>34420277
>Manticore gets a job at McManti's at her husband's request
>Sad she can't tailpussy and cuddle with husband all day
>Partway though the first shift he comes stumbling in
>Venom withdrawals aren't anything to mess around with, better keep him here and dote on him while working

>>34420375

>>34420204
Consider Holstaurs. Cows are naturally very motherly, and have been known to groom and feed animals other than their calves.

>>34420391
God I wish I had a doting Manticore wife.

>>34420391
I know that feel. I literally can not function if I'm not in contact with shoggy at all times.

>>34420476
I also require mommydom.

>>34420495
It just doesn't feel right to not be at least chewing on her slime as a sort of shog chewing gum at all times

>>34420314
Who's their number 1 customer? How do they turn a profit?

>>34420744
I'm going to pull her tail while breeding those hips

>dreamed of a cute blonde girl roaming around the previous neighborhood I lived at
>she was rather petite, hug-carried a head-sized weird white leech monster that nobody at all found weird
>kept searching for her cousin, there were nightmarish monsters wherever she went, they tended to ignore most people but attacked her, the leech thing ate those nightmares in one bite, she thought this was lucky since her cousin had to be nearby
>finally meets cousin/me, dream changes PoV
>now I see her. She looks pretty normal and in her arms is a completely normal white baby seal. Kinda cute, when I pet it, it just lightly playfully bites me
>girl says she is my cousin from a countryside relative, came to live together
>whenever she speaks it’s like her mouth can’t keep up with her voice, as if she is a sockpuppet, the ground trembles, and when I blink I start seeing weird monster corpses for split-seconds
>it’s as if my mind has split at this point, I WANT to scream, my own body just nods and brings her back home with me with a smile.
I don’t know how this happened, I think I just had a lovecraftian dream and I’m sure I checked nothing of it yesterday. Hell I was playing Megaman, I should dream of automata girls at most. This is the first solid dream I keep the memory of in months. And there is something so oddly enticing about a monster relative.
Any games/manga with similar premises of a monster coming live together? I know of Ane Naru Mono but I’m more interested in a younger sister or same age person. Or at least the girl posing as one.

Which is the better elf flavor?
>Elves that think they're superior to humans and will go out of their way to bully/tease them
>Elves that think humans need to be cared for and will go out of their way to dote on them

>>34420768
The latter, but with lots of bondage.

>>34420774
>your dick will be sucked and there's nothing you can do to stop her

>>34420375
i only squish goat

>>34420768
Have one elf nation of each flavor, variety is always nice.
>Go to bar
>Have a 50/50 chance for the elf sitting next to you to either bully you for your choice of drink, or offer to pay for your drink if you sit on her lap and let her pet your head

>>34420768
Elves that think they're superior to humans so they take in human servants so that they can care for them

>>34420768
the former make great onaholes

>I am Sindera, Ash-bringer of the four tribes, despoiler of the forest of Shel'deran, hoard keeper of the Eye of Novera, She who has toppeled the great empire o-
>Mam, I'm sorry but the line is building up.
>.....I'll take the dark roast with extra cream.

>>34420949
>with extra cream
fuck not again, this job is going to kill me

>>34420949
>Pharaoh insists all her titles are written on the cup

>>34420768
Haughty elves are meant to be bullied

Black cats are good luck, actually. Always lucky to see a cat.

>>34420970
>Mam, do you mean cream or 'cream'?
>I....wait you can get that here?


>>34420972
>Dwarf sighs and comes out from the back with a tiny, tiny pen.
>"'Go into etching' they said, 'all the holds need one' they said....Mam, are you a descendant from the west bank or east bank? I need to know which of the S symbols to use."

Do evil girls make good wives?

>>34421000
Black cat is cute, I would give her lots of pets and a baby bump

>>34421039
Yes

>>34420744
I want to hug the blue one.

>>34421039
All good wives have a bit of evil in them, I guess a completely evil wife would be even better!

>>34420744
Maid Catfe

>>34421029
>The Pharaoh is pleased with the Dwarf's work
>And then asks for one with her husbands titles

>>34421092
>His name is Anonymous, Bane of Annoying Retainers, Master Craftsman of Pancakes, Vanquisher of Tears, Supreme Filler of Womb...

>>34421092
>Don't worry dear, he only has 10.
>Dwarf just forces a smile and takes another cup to start going.
>They're all titles about his tool and how excellent he is as a throne.
>Poor Uni at the cash-register is vibrating so much in embarrassment one thinks she's going to clip out of the store or something.

>>34421039
Ancient evils make excellent wives

>>34420744
YELLOW onis???

>>34421039
If you can handle them hamming it up to incredible amounts, then yes.

>>34421135
>Poor Uni at the cash-register is vibrating so much in embarrassment one thinks she's going to clip out of the store or something.
She's just building up speed

>>34421145
They have resistance to electricity and a bonus to perception, hence the hairstyle.

>>34421124
>>34421135
Those poor baristas.

>>34420736
>Who's their number 1 customer? How do they turn a profit?
Normally "Sabbath" would be the answer to both of these questions but in a world of magic you have a plethora of options
>Witches, Dark Mages, and Wizards
>monsters who want sexy witch costumes
>your mamano adventuring party won't let you go on a quest unless you put on a cute wizard hat so their rivals know they have a wizard boytoy in their party and they don't

>>34421187
You just have to master the illegible scribble.

>>34421189
But I'm the healer...

>>34421210
aw, lucky me, i have some of the shittiest handwriting that's the lords ever seen

>>34421230
"healer" is a very vague statement.

>>34420763
Saya no uta?

>>34419857
>>34420292
I bet vampire sisters would be very needy. Dhampir sisters however would probably take you out with them so you can run away together.

>>34421039
Evil girls are cringe

>>34421235
Well, their actual name has to be written well enough to read, the rest can be scrawl. Whoever makes the drink would mispronounce it all anyway; not even magic can fix that.

>>34421261
All that's important is that it means you'll be spending most of your time on your back.

>>34421230
They get a buff if you put on the outfit.

>>34421290
Noted! Gonna check once I beat the MGE demo

>>34420763
That was a nice read anon, sounds a little similar to some of my dreams in the past.
Having an obscure monster cousin just up and arrive at your house asking to temporarily live with you would be exciting and refreshing in a way, and a good start to a story. I wonder what having a large family is like. Maybe I'll find out some time after the DOTR.

>>34421310
Being a total pervert a healer could learn how to channel healing mana into saliva so that monstergirl party members have to kiss him or allow themselves to be licked when they get nicked or bruised

>>34414264
>masturbates daily
>leaves the evidence for the Kiki to clean up

>>34421092
>pharaoh comes in the week after
>new sign above the counter that reads 'signatures on coffee cups are limited to 24 words per patron, thank you - management'
>"Huh, wonder who that's for"

>>34421230
A healslut is fine too.

The bad thing about Jinkos is you cant handhold with them, their paws are too big, you can only finger hold.

>>34421189
sucks for most, I solo everything and just do it with the demon silver .600 nitro express revolver and .950jd rifle pa gave me when I turned of age. haven't needed a party from the very start. I do get weird looks when I enter dungeons solo tho, or the guild hall as well

>>34421424
This is why I'm going to be a tank.

>>34421487
yes, mana tank

This but with monster girls