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Sandworms!

thirst for lims

shall I dump comfy stuff?

Geizah is cute

>>>34398227
Adorable is also a good descriptor. And they have so much potential all around. Imagine being little spooned by the body while hugging her head. Occasionally lifting her head up enough to pepper her cheek and lips with kisses. While a rosy blush spreads across her cheeks and she stammers her words in response to the affections, you feel her chest against your back. She holds you tighter and you become distinctly aware of her breathing becoming quicker. A few more kisses on her cheeks and you can feel the heat building up in them. While her head is murmuring incoherently, her body is brutally honest in spite of her. You feel her legs shift as she rubs her thighs against one another. One of her hands that had been gripping onto your chest slides lower, and lower, and lower...

I'll say it again, monoeyes are cute!

would a harem of ninjas be hard to handle?

its too late human

>>34398401
very protective too

>>34398436
*pulls out*
Nothing personnel, succi

>>34398370
do it anon, we'll never reach image limit anyway

>>34398445
Monsters going full monster to pritect their husband is wonderful.

>>34398436
What if I accidentally impregnate her though?

>>34398457
very well
from: https://mangakakalot.com/chapter/jingai_no_yome_to_icha_icha_suru_anthology_comic/chapter_2

>>34398475

>>34398490

>>34398502

>>34398445
The best kind.

>>34398514

>>34398529

>the portals still haven't opened

>>34398540

>>34398551

>>34398563

>>34398578

>>34398598

>>34398598
Imagine

>>34398615

>>34398636

>>34398659

>>34398445
What was she trying to achive?

>>34398678

>>34398465
It's not accidental to her.

>>34398691

>>34398711
and the credits

>>34398659
This is incredibly cute and I love it.

>>34398689
brainwashing and access to occult secrets I think
it's from here;
https://mangakakalot.com/chapter/jingai_no_yome_to_icha_icha_suru_anthology_comic/chapter_8

I want a CC oni

>>34398465
>accidentally

>>34398706
I want a succubus or demon to "corrupt my bloodline" by making me impregnate her.

>>34398779
>Oh no, it appears I have "accidentally" impregnated the succubus
>What ever will I do?
>I guess I'll just have to take responsibility

>>34398800
That fool, she has purified her bloodline!

>>34398779
remember that one manga from the dragon maid artist whos plot was basically about a guy who kept getting accidentally paizuri'd?

>>34398903
No but I'm very interested.

>>34398889
>Succubus tries to corrupt a known Hero bloodline
>They have had several heroes and the demon is trying to stop them by making the last known descendant become her cumsalve
>She does so
>She makes him impregnate her
>Keep telling him how his bloodline has been sullied and corrupted
>Tells him that she will raise one of the strongest succubi there is and make her defeat the greatest heroes the order has to offer
>Many years later
>The guy is happily married to his succubus wife
>Their daughter is the sweetest and most innocent thing in the world
>She just has a crush on the boy next door but is too shy too tell him
>Has no interest in going out on adventures or fighting
>The succubus still says she corrupted his bloodline and she's really the one that won

If we go across the boarder to Leafland we can go to this casino I know, it's called One-Eyed Jack's

>I-i-i did not come here to steal from you, oh Smaug the unassessably wealthy, i merely wanted to gaze upon your magnificence, to see if you were really as great as the old tales say, i-i-i did not believe them
>And do you, NOW?

Broke: "Hah! Elves are secretly lewd harlots and strumpets. Both the men and women elves love being fucked by monstergirls!"

Woke: "We the people of Great Ulthuan will never fall to the Mamono Scourge! The monstergirls, the minions of the Royal Makai and all the Underlings of Lilith may have seduced most of the mortal realms and men. But Ulthuan will never fall! Not to men, not to Druuchi traitors. And most especially, never to the Mamono menace and all demonic filth that Lilith, her husband and all their daughters can summon. So come Lilith, come Traitor Hero, come Druella, come Illassa, bring it on!" Says The High Elf general speaking to the rest of the elven front

>>34399037
You're cute Smaug-chan. Please go out with me!

>Succubus proof windows they said
I blame that Tanuki who sells them

>>34399042
Might wanna swap "woke" with something else for a supposedly(!) complimentary statement.
Also, /tg/'s big gay.

>>34399037
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate. Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, And summer's lease hath all too short a date.

>>34399092
why trust, when you can make steel shutters

Tomboy werewolves are for making into pack mothers.

>visit dragon-chans house
>take a look at her hoard in her room
>teddy bear You gave to her on her 10th is on the top, wearing golden crown and jewelry

>>34399037
Yes, your eyes reminds me of pure gold, your hhir is like the finest gems you can find. the scale you have remind me of the shiniest of rocks I've ever seen. There is one thing that is marring your beauty, it's that frown. Now lets turn it upside down and see that award winning smile of yours, my love.

Do you i have to worry about my tarantulas turning into monstergirls or is that only dogs turning to kobolds?

>>34399185
Any animal can be turned into a monster I think.

Good morning, dreamt of drawin monster girls

>>34398358
I don't trust this Yeti, she looks like she'll cuddle me tight in bed and make Yeti noises when I try to get up

>So I heard you said something about Succubi...care to repeat that?

>>34399241
Yeah, succu-bye crazy lady

>>34399207
So i can wake up one morning after the dotr tied up? Spooky.

>>34399241
>boob veins
you dont see a lot of artist willing to add those details

>>34399270
Uhh, boob veins? Where?

>>34399241
you can kiss my ass

>>34399292
I hear breasts get extra veiny when a woman starts lactating

>>34399241
Womb tattoos are nasty, as are tattoos in general

>>34399292
The blue ones, anon...

>>34399374
I mean, I don't see any in that picture and I'm wondering where anon was seeing them.

>>34399292
They're very faintly visible, I didn't notice until the other Anon pointed it out. There's one on the bottom of the tit on the left (her right) for example.

>>34399404
I guess you have eyesight problems. I'm sorry anon, the veins are quite visible.

>>34399446
Maybe my screen is just shit or something.

>>34399473
Wait wait wait wait nevermind I think I see it. I had to look closely and thought it might be something wrong with my screen but yeah that's a vein.

>>34399473
It could be, mine is really cheap too and it's hard to notice them. Here, I jacked up the contrast.

do ya think that monster girls would pay me if I sent hubbys their way by telling stupid adventurers the "way" to defeat them

>>34399518
do you accept pencils shavings as legal tender?

>>34399511
Huh, wow. I never saw those.

>>34399527
no, but i would accept some coin

Shortstack dragon and her equally stacked creeping coin best friend.

>>34399630
Did somebody sell them short? Nyeheyehehee

Why doesn't the Order tolerate monsters? What's so bad about 'em?

>>34399661
You may laugh now cheshire-san but they have you outsized up top AND down low.

>tfw no high elf mistress

>Midou!

>>34399712
Brown is fine too!

>>34399664
Chief God is jelly

>>34399241
Succs are love

>>34399702
Human men were made to serve elven women

>>34399758
It's hard work. These elven women are insatiable. At least the climate is nice though.

i do wonder, what happens to the little bois who wander outside n get lost

>>34399952
Wholesome matrimony.

i like boob veines when theyre subtle.

what do monster girls think of short men?

>>34399952
Undead momster picks them up

>>34399952
How little are we talking? Would a monster assault a kindergartener that got lost taken a shortcut?

>>34400006
>date] [Auto] 5

>>34400020
monster rules: if he can get an erection he's fair game.

>>34400055
i had thought of a 40 year milf monster with a 10 year old hubby whose purer than the color white

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/89335339
merse milk

>>34400110
purer than a unicorn?

>>34400135
Who do you think is the monster? A unicorn could only be satisfied with a young, pure, devoted boy!

>>34400110
>old girl and an underage husband
Ah yes, I also fap to Otoyomegatari

>>34400110
4000 year old monster*

Happy Fishnet Friday! Post your favorite fishnets on monster girls!

>>34400210
it would be funny if that monster was the biggest coomer, while the kid is purer than unicorns and angels

>>34400110
80 years old ultraloli with 20 years old male is a better combination while keeping the same age ratio.

>>34400115
About time the fallen maidens got more porn

>>34400262
goood as well

>>34399104
>responding to tg spammer

THY PHAULLS IS ERECT
MONSTER VAGINA WILL QUELL IT
HELL IS FULL
ULTRANUT

>>34398358

Do you think Jub would get off of me for a little bit so I could kiss her tummy?

I need industrial strength monster pounding me into the mattress lovingly.

>>34400918
dullahan jub jub
dullajub

>>34400918
after a lengthy negotiation

>>34400262
8 years old monster with 24 years old male (3x) is the best ratio.

>You will never be a young ruler with a bombshell royal advisor who is secretly a demon

>>34400994
Speaking of, if a monster can just as easily become a massive kiss slut for essence, what happens if a Jubjub starts kissing you before sticking it in? Is it eternal locking lips?

What is humptys first words?

>>34401088
I like the story of the gullable prince who has to ascend to the throne at a young age and the demon advisor who initially wanted to take the throne, but after interacting more with him, wants to become his queen and rule together

>>34401088
>in fact every single member of the court is a bombshell mamono in disguise

>>34401223
Ruthless and power hungry mamono going down that path is top tier.

>>34401158
>"i want my name to be spaghetti"

>>34399207
It requires either an especially close bond with the person in question (siths) or gathering significant spiritual power (e.g. fox -> kitsune)
So it’s not exactly common.

>>34398358

>>34401286
>The young ruler belongs to a very pure line of great Order heroes
>He has been balls deep in mamono pussy for a year now without knowing

>>34401477
Order is just a free range husbands farm for powerslut mamono.

>>34401088
>Not knowing she's a Demon
>Not pretending you don't
>Not giving her just enough subtle clues to drive her nuts thinking about whether or not you know

>>34401473
yes i do, what we playin

I want to be a secretly fallen hero, traveling alongside a Kitsune-tsuki, a Roper, a Slime Carrier, and wearing some Living Armor.

>>34400918
Speed up your humping and chain orgasm until your balls are completely drained, after a couple of dry orgasms she will become disinterested and briefly decouple from your pelvis while your batteries recharge, make use of this brief moment of freedom to do whatever you want.

>>34401473
no, my controllers will no longer suffer in your dumb retard hands.

>>34401509
At least the daughterus will become powerful heroines

>>34401346
>another country's advisor tries to swindle gullable prince anon with a bad trade deal
>he's going to accept until his advisor demon wife steps in
>she's very upset that someone tried to pull a fast one on her king (literally and metaphorically)
>RULES OF NATURE montage of her financially and logistically destroying that country through diplomatic action and strategic financial warfare

PAPA?

>>34401575
>Jub daughters playing in the mud
>Have to fuck wife senseless so I can give them a bath and clean their feathers
>Jub wife crawling back and stealing me away while I try to explain to them that muddy girls won't find guys

>>34401646
YOU AREN'T MOFUCORES

>>34401611
why didn't you get wurm proof controllers, then?

>>34401646
MAMA? MAMA LUIGI?!

>>34401698
there's no such thing as a wurm proof controller.
there's no such thing as a wurm proof anything.

>>34399758
Especially the dark elven ones

>>34400262
I found a crying bapho on the streets. She said she doesn't know what happened to her parents and she doesn't have a place to live. It's been about three months since I adopted her and I'm starting to think she might be older than she let on. Her favorite show is Wheel of Fortune and her favorite flavor of ice cream is rum raisin.

>>34401742
then make it so, coward

>>34401088
>what do you mean lower the legal drinking age to 15?

>>34401742
Uhh yeah Wurm Proof book covers, they go over any book and look like an algebra textbook to ward them off

>>34401797
ask her what is traditonal attire

>>34401646
reminder that the first thing most slimes remember is their dad's cock

>>34401821
im so tired of people saying wurms are all stupid we are not stupid were just visual learners

>>34401797
I don't know anon, do old ladies like getting tucked in bed at night and given a little good night kiss on the forehead? Do old ladies like sitting in your lap post-bathtime getting their hair brushed out? Do old ladies like watching cartoons like Clarice the BEEG Red Hellhound and Between the Jinkos? I think you're just paranoid because of all the Old Maid the two of you play together, probably fooled you into thinking she's old!

>>34401857
that's nice that you have something you can relate with :)

>>34401885
>Wurm Proof book cover also says NO PICTURES in big letters on it

>>34398358

>>34401902
You're right anon, I'm just being paranoid. Well it's time to go get bapho her daily prune juice.

I will bet in TV shows made and written by monstergirls will almost often or always have equal amount of male and female characters just so practically all the characters will have a romance in the end.

>>34401809
You shouldn't just agree to her policy proposals just because she makes you your favourite dish!

>>34401620
>>34401626
>arrange married to princess from opposing kingdom after that trade fiasco
>turns out her mother is a demon and so is she
>oh well, she's kindhearted and really cute
Also, can you really blame the original merchant for trying to get a good deal? That's his entire livelihood right there just kidding fuck em, they deserve financial ruin and monster rape

>>34401976
>Every episode is "The Author's Barely Disguised Fetish"

>>34401968
Going to the mall with that bapho sounds like the most jarring experience.
>Pass by quilt and stitch shops
>Begs you to go in with her
>Buy a bunch of stuff and spends an awkardly long amount of time talking to another bapho
>You and the other bapho's man awkwardly standing around while they talk
>Leave and pass by build a bear workshop
>She's trying her hardest not to look in that direction
>You start walking towards it and she overtakes you to go inside
>Her and the bapho attendent making the bears both look like they don't want to admit they love it here
>Go home to see her make a quilt and want to tuck into bed with you and her teddy bear she named "Anon" after watching local TV weekday dramas and the local news up until the weather segment

>>34402042
Don't respond to anime boy spammer

>>34398358

Titania queen wants to go on an adventure with her knight husband!

>>34400243

>>34402104
Too dumb for adventures

>>34402049
>responding to the response to a baitpost

>>34402115
No!
They could just do adventures in her infinite realm anyway

>>34399664
Imagine you had an enemy, you've hated this person for pretty much your whole life, okay? You two have beat each other up pretty bad over the years and have done some real shitty stuff to each other. You would kill her given the chance, and you know she would kill you.

Then one day she says she loves you and would never hurt you. Doesn't matter if it's genuine, you still hate her. Plus 9/10 times this is a trap.

Order situation pretty much.

>>34402136
>Touche fag

>>34402045
>clerk at the winestore
>always bully the lolis by asking for their ID (not that one, your REAL one)
>bapho comes in with her husband
>I remember this one and her ID
>she's staring at me and sweating bullets
>laugh and give her husband the wine he came in for without a fuss
>as they're heading out I let slip that we have an early bird discount for seniors if their grandparents are interested
>husband is confused as the bapho quickens her pace and virgin shuffles out of the store
Working as a winestore clerk around mamano is one of those jobs where it's not a question of if you're going to get raped but when

>>34402152
>reddit spacing

>W-well yes, it is true that she's under the influence of contract magic so she cannot harm you directly...
>But she IS an impertinent one, so I can't say I recommend her...?

I have strangely acquired the taste for black licorice in my old age. Tell me, which monster would be my wife?

>>34402169
>elf office lady comes in
>ask for her ID
>says she forgot it at home
>drops her skirt and panties to the floor
>hops up on counter
>spreads her pussy
>"want to see if I'm underage?"

I'd probably instantly lose to a Liliraune, especially if they offered me their nectar.

>>34402171
>my Tunisian elephant rearing forum is better than yours!

>>34402240
Leave

>>34402240
Fuck off this website
>>34402152
If Order boys hate monsters, then why do they cum so much when being cuddlefucked and tenderly kissed by one?

>>34398976
>>>/tg/78819451
fucking kek someone copied and pasted it to /tg/

Would you adopt a lost jubjub?

>>34402216
>"I wish you were."
>every single Sabbath girl in a ten mile radius turns her head

>>34402359
Anon, I uhh…..are you ok?

>>34398358

>>34402409
they're living rent free in my head recently anon please help

>>34402430
Just think about like, snuggling your head into your waifu's boobs while she arm and leglocks you as you both go to sleep.

Human men exist to become snek food

>>34402460
A snek is fine, too. But is she milky?

>>34402256
>>34402313
please, you motherfuckers really believe that your glow-infested site is any better than Leddit? I bet that even your local three-letter agents are the same.

>>34402362
If I could find another dick for her to bounce on besides mine, sure.

>>34402489
Here is your (You), now shut the fuck up

>>34398358

>>34402460
Nu-uh. Human males have value and dignity, their real fate is to be tailpussy feeders

>>34401088
>>34401527
>Demon advisor describes the best path of action for negotiating a deal with neighboring country
>you complement her plan by saying something like "oh, devilish tactics, very nice"
>nervouslysweatingdemon.jpg
>later on you settle a land dispute with her help
>get thanked by one of the lesser nobles involved with the situation
>"I couldn't have done it without my advisor, she's a real demon in disguise when it comes t-"
>"NO I'M N- uh... I mean... I can't take the credit, much of the resolution was his idea."
>later she's delivering various stacks of paperwork that need your signature
>flip through them with little interest before grabbing your pen
>"I don't know why I bothered skimming that, I'd sign anything you put in front of me."
>she's fidgeting as she desperately tries to resist summoning up the contract she's been fantasizing about every night since she started working with you

>>34402542
Oh no! I accidentally went on a ship sailing for the manticore kingdoms!

>>34402362
I want to hit on the nerdy basilisk owner of basilisk's books. If she's married already I want to hit on her equally nerdy daughter(s)

>>34402104
more like thicctania

>>34402542
>>34402460
Fuck, my number 1 and 2 favorite girls....shit which do I choose snek food or tailpussy feeder

>>34402416
Girtablilus are cute

>>34402583
>>"NO I'M N-
The image of a cut throat demon noble getting flustered and nearly dropping her disguise over something so menial made me grin
>I'd sign anything you put in front of me."
I feel a demon who hears this is going to decide that she's only going to get a man to sign when he knows she's a demon and the full significance of what it means

>>34402599
Mantopia isn't so bad, the manticores aren't that mean

>>34402599
Oh no, I accidentally sought out, courted and impregnated a dire Manticore. I hope Chief God may forgive me, I've been a bad bad hero.

>>34402643
This one looks a little grapey

>>34402757
Congratulations, you now have a Valkyrie assault team heading your way. You might also have to deal with Valkyries corrupted into part Manticores in the near future, too.

>skitters to door
>"good evening master, I hope you had a great day, would you like some tea?"
>say yes
>skitters off to the kitchen

>>34402634
Snek is optimal. Superior cuddles. Full body hugging.
Exceptional bed environment. You won't be wrestling with hard wings when attempting to sleep. Lack of legs means you can hike your leg over her for closer, more intimate spooning that's very comfortable and gives you an excuse to press your dick against her back.
Long tongue provides tonguejobs and better blowjobs. Will be able to lick every corner of your mouth with ease. Can service your balls and dick at the same time with said tongue. Can also twirl her tongue around your fingers for lewd foreplay.
Can reach things in very high places for you. Can reach things in very low places for you.

The list goes on. Serpentine bodies have numerous advantages over girls with legs.
Manticore has what? A second pussy? Okay, but you can only use one at a time.
Barbs that make you cum buckets? Lamiae are masters at the art of alchemy. One of their many concoctions could easily do the same, if their venom doesn't already do it.

>>34402827
Its perfect.
Especially if she skitters from ceiling to floor as she does.

>>34402863
don't even have feet lmao

I have an upset stomach, send nurses

Guys, I found a holy weapon sealed here. Should I keep or sell it?

>>34402881
>rappels down from a web rope
>"I made you some cookies master, I hope they are to taste"
>gives a little curtsy
>rappels back up and skitters along the ceiling
spider maid is too cute

>>34402863
Sneks doesn't have mofu and can't give feetjobs.
>>34402794
I will personally father an entire army of raid boss level dire Manticores and lead them into battle to expand Mantopia. Order will bow to mighty tailpussy.

>>34402901
Feet are disgusting

>>34402827
I hope she knows that I'd like her pussy juice in my tea.

>>34402909
The nurse is already overworked anon.

>>34402950
Check the, uhh, the stats.

>>34402901
snakes ARE the feet.

>>34402967
She can also get all the hard to reach places for cleaning without needing tools.
She also repairs all your clothes with her own silk which makes them tougher.

>>34403023
Yes but how many daughters can she carry?

>>34403041
Approximately four.
Two on her abdomen, one in her arms, one on her back.

>>34403041
>spider maid skitters over to the bedroom
>"Ok girls, time to clean"
>loli spider maids come out from under the dress with little brooms and rags
>they go to work while mama spider maid takes pictures

>>34402863
Yeah and there's also the "can coil around you and stuff your face into her breasts while not moving hips to fuck you" GodDAMNIT WHY ISN'T THERE AN X-RAY AND GOOD END FOR THE SISTER LAMIA but Manticores DO have mofu and can fly. And cute ears, and possibly a rough tongue for head grooming.

>>34403002
But I need to be pampered!

>>34402827
>makes you a bowl of noodles
>it's her own silk

>>34402827
I want to relax and watch the sun rise in one of her homemade web hammocks, before requesting that she makes us some coffee to share

>>34403023
>"accidentally" uses her sticky silk to repair your shirt and pants
>"Oh no master, it looks like you're stuck, here let me get you out of those clothes!"
>wry spider smile

>>34403120
Chewy yet satisfying!

>>34403094
Different anon, but stuffing face into breasts isn't an advantage. Sorry, but it'll take more for you to shill sneks to me.

>>34403124
Imagine the blush when you offer her to get into the hammock together and drink the coffee.

>>34403128
Devious but dedicated.

>>34403182
I'm not the guy shilling it also pretty shit taste desu

>>34399037
>roleplaying the mamono version of Bilbo and Smaug with your dragon wife
>hiding and sneaking around the room while she's blindfolded and sniffs and listens for you while you compliment her

>>34403089
Hnnnggghhh, my heart

>>34401902
>Between the Jinkos

Poor Cliff Hanger...

>>34403261
>Think about smacking her ass but decide against it because you don't want the bedroom to reek of burnt curtain like last time

make lots of little Wurmlings

>>34403350
i will

>>34403350
Don't monsters have a lot of difficulty getting pregnant? It's gonna take a long time to accomplish that.

>>34403381
Wurms can't read clocks anyway

>>34402416
>wanna see what my venom does to you?

>>34403400
i can't read 'em all that well as well

>>34403300

>>34403451
The eight-legged dream

>>34402950
See if you can reproduce it

>>34403451
I like how many new monstergirl artists have popped up in the last few years

>>34403381
>>34403400
>Wurm takes you deep underground into the wurm tunnels for your honeymoon
>really insists that you extend the stay until she's pregnant
>humor her, whatever, you wanted to be a dad anyways
>after what seems like ages of continuous snug and fug you emerge back above ground as a powerful Incubus with your Wurm and daughter
>500 years have passed and the world has moved on and forgotten you

>>34403511
i shall be happy

>>34403485

How can I achieve this? I've already got a river I can get dragged into, but how do I make myself more appealing to the floofsnek?

>>34403511
Frygoingwoohoo.gif

>>34403567
Are you a good swimmer? Have you tried practicing aquarobics in the water?

>>34398358
Touch fluffy tail.

>>34403582
I'd say I'm pretty average at swimming. I guess I could try aquarobics, but I think all the movement might startle the bunyip and attract a sahu or mermaid instead.

>>34403567
Start talking about bionicle lore

Let's dance anon!

>>34398401
>human with one eye is boring
>robot with one eye is exciting
I blame Portal and Portal 2

>>34402115
>Too dumb for adventures
Doesn't stop some girls.

>>34403745
shuyaku ni naritai no yo koi no discotheque
doukeshi ja kanashii no yo wakiyaku okotowari
stage ni noritai no yo anata dake no
queen ni naritai no yo ima sugu wow dance with me tonight

Can we have a black mass now? All the girls and their onii-chans are vaccinated in the area.

>be an angel in the MGE world
>ever since that hornyball became the Demon Lord monsters have been fucking non-stop
>sharp spike of monster population happened
>whatever men caught or woman gets monsterized just fucks barely stopping
>due to that they are working much less, life expectancy has overall fell in spite of those harem seekers that bless their husbands with long life and shadowmancy shit
>it’s clear to anyone in spite of this quick paradise the next generation will have a ton of senseless deaths due to the decrease of men percentage in the population and those retards only caring about themselves and not for the future
>most adventurers just become husbands of monsters straight in the first city anyway. Even the heroic hybridized bloodline and their descendants just made it to midgame at most
>we don’t even need to kill anyone, just usurp the Demon Lord and put some more caring motherly monster like Boogey in their place to avoid the apocalypse
>now portals are opening up here and there bringing us the guys from the wageslave hellhole world
>now they have super unhealthy bodies but those guys are made of iron, to them our standards of worst working conditions possible are already a paradise to them. They got in adventures to fight out with smiles in their faces and tend to be way too knowledgeable about monsters. They just need to adventure a bit to get into shape and we have perfect heroes in the making
>except most of them lose their way into the Wonderland and start fucking cats.
>Angels have now been dispatched to the starting city to monitor their lust and make sure they at least don’t lose their way before the 4 Heavenly Kings
>newest isekai anon jobbed to greenworms
>this is the 5th guy today
Control yourselves!

>>34403794
you guys follow rules?

>>34403734
Never got into Bionicle when I was younger. They were never available at my local store, and the only one I ever got was a cheap one from a happy meal when my family decided to drive into the city. Does any other lore work, or does it have to be Bionicle?

>>34403745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs

>>34403837
Yes, we don't want the poor old fox grandmas getting killed from the mist continent virus

>>34403825
What will Angels do if they face a Demon who gets off from stealing angel halos?

>>34403857
I'm sure anything that's non normie will work. How about Half life?

>>34403825
>jobbed to greenworms
how they dont even have hands

>>34403825
>Putting a Bogey on the Demon Lord's throne
I'm down for depression being purged, where do I sign up to help with their powerleveling?

>>34403825
Angels wouldn't have to worry about me. I would only job for my waifu, and if she doesn't exist or we never meet each other on my adventures that means I have no weaknesses.

>>34403825
I want to go on comfy adventures with a young, petite Angel!

>>34403890
>Damn demons! I will never lose to you!
>Tch... kill me!
>I love cocks!!!
In this sequence

>>34403825
sucks for most, i have a decent body and need just lube to be the ultimate monster teaser, I'll even make the heavens shake their fists at me

The only good angel is a dark angel

>>34403857
I don’t think I’ve seen many things that match up to BIONICLE’s bullshit gigantic lore. The Maori people bitching about their language ended up being the best thing that happened to those toys.

>>34404036
>doppelganger that looks like your waifu

>>34404185
What like how Maku became Macku, Huki became Hewkii, Tohunga was changed to Matoran?
I like both of the names, but Tohunga held a special place in my heart as a kid because that's what they were called back in the first MNOLG.

>>34404241
No like, this is the reason they expanded everything. It stopped being a duality between two gods, focused on an indian island and magical powers to super high-tech settings with tons of heroes, an entire species of scientist villains and varied species because of that. Lego had to move away from the original settings which resulted in the gigantic and complex story they got.

>>34403890
I want to kidnap angels and protect them from this tainted world.

>>34402973
>Sneks doesn't have mofu
Here's your mofu snek.
>and can't give feetjobs.
Small price to pay.

>>34403967
Never underestimate human lust

>>34403926
I've got several old games I could talk about with their lore or strategies I used to use when playing LAN matches. But if what >>34404185 said is true, I guess I'll have to start learning about Bionicle lore so I can follow along with her if she wants to talk about it.

>>34399664
Succubi were always a thing and they used to literally fuck people to death. They don't do that anymore but the Order only has their word for it and lying about being a succubus is exactly the kind of thing a succubus would do.

>>34404189
I thought doppelgangers took the form of humans, not other monsters. I should be safe from them.

>>34403967
>they dont even have hands
It's very sad. My greenworm has to watch me play videogames for her while she enjoys a nice fruit salad. One day she will mature into a beautiful Papillon with the ability to play videogames.

>>34403794
You know the rules. Not until April 30th.

>>34404357
That's some big mofu! Also, why have footjobs when you could have the much more fun and exotic coiljob.

>>34404189
easy ask what 2+2 is, if answers incorrectly, she my wife, if not, well tough luck

>>34404325
Yes very true, though I did prefer the original version of Makuta.
He felt much much more menacing, and with the MNOLG when he introduces himself as being Nothing, almost like he's this force of nature.

"You came from Nothing, and it is into Nothing that you will go."

As Teridax, he's still cool, but I felt as though he lost a bit of his bite being a part of a group rather than an entity.

>>34404479
>her favorite game is rock band
>not because she likes music
>because the drums are one of the only controllers she can use

>>34403825
>>34404022
>>34404063
>go in adventures with an angel
>angel is super worried you may fall for the first monster’s advances or lose to pussy and drop your adventure altogether like all others
>decides to take care of any and all of your lust
>has sex with you in the starting Inn
>”t-this is kinda nice”
>decides to make this a nightly occurrence for your health
>by the second city you and your guardian angel are already too addicted to sex to care further with your adventure
Game Over

Quick morning doodle, based on the Lovecraft story

>>34404569
haha I like this one

>>34403825
I'll take any help I can get in order to raid the Maid Academy
My only weakness is getting insta-lost'd by some kikki greeting me before then

>>34404542
I want there to be more to my daily life with my monster wife than sex. A lot more. Like, 95% of the day would not be sex, ideally.

>>34403825
i want to start on anon must die difficulty and do it all while nude and just parry and dodge

>>34404569
nice

>>34404542
On that fateful day Anon and his guardian angel learned that the true adventure was parenthood.

>>34404357
Don't mistake that for just a coat, that's a Dire Snow Bunyip.

>>34404542
That's why you adventure with a human woman instead of an angel. They'll never get addicted to sex if you never want to sex them in the first place.

>>34403825
NO STOPS TILL UNDEADBURG

>>34404660
>adventure with your platonic friend who is a girl
>for some reason monsters seem to ignore you
>they always capture your friend though
>you have to save her from monsters constantly
>the monsters always look very confused at you when you save your friend who is a girl
>every time you rescue her she acts grateful but you can tell she is annoyed deep down
Adventuring is a curious business

>>34404569
>"tekeli-li" translates as "please take me with you"

>>34404174
Pandemonium and the Fallen God are the worst.

>>34404660
Dude, that’s like adventuring with a time bomb. Human girls are corruption-bait in MGE. Remember Wilmarina?

>>34404911
Dark Valk has been mobilized to your location anon. I hope you like the hedonistic life

>>34404813
At least take a pit stop in Greenwormville, the worms there are very hospitable and our local cuisine is spot on.
>This message was brought to you by the Visit Greenwormville! tourism board

>>34404847
She's just annoyed that it takes me so long to rescue her (probably). It's not a big deal, I'm sure she'll find a nice protective guy to settle down with once we either finish the job or I find my waifu and give up.
>>34404924
She won't corrupt if we don't have romantic feelings for each other, it's all good.

>>34398358

>>34404962
You are very gallant Anon. I'm sure one day you'll get a girl to fall for you.

>>34404611
That's why Valkyries who don't turn Dark are great girls. They never give up on being warriors of justice.

>>34405019
I hope so. Having a friend by my side does keep some of the loneliness away, but I still want to eventually have a loving wife I can settle down with. Maybe my friend is like me, and the reason she's annoyed is because she just wants to get the quest over with and start finding her husband?

>>34404569
Trip to Antarctica is in order.

A dark brave lilim for maximum OPness. I want that so much.

>>34404847
>>34404962
>After fighting off enough of the Demon Lord's Army, Anon gains the name of the Tungsten Knight among the monster ranks
>Not because he has any tungsten on him, but because he's the densest motherfuckers they've ever met

>>34398358

>>34405227
>Anon is very happy with the title and makes his platonic female companion call him Tank

>>34405215
What makes a dark brave OP? She just looks like a regular monster knight but with less armor.

>>34405259
There's a little page with stats shown. Dark Braves max out everything while the lust for (You) is through the roof.

>>34405259
She has high stats.

>>34405259
Dark braves are former heros which means they have max stats for everything. Even have a lewd aura around them just like lilims.
I headcanon that one of my wives is one.

>>34405253
>Eventually monster patrols start running away when they spot Anon and his platonic friend
>He thinks it's because they've gotten very powerful on their journey, but in reality they're tired of attempting to set the two up and failing when Anon doesn't take the hint

>>34398358

Remember not to go too far into the forest anon!

human hands are literally made for giant paws

>>34405386
Monster cheecks are made for human pinches

>>34405403
This but cheshire buttcheeks

>>34405386
Yeti girlfriend will conveniently hide your mittens so you have to hold her paw to stay warm

>>34405050
I'll do my best to serve the Order and be worthy of a Valkyrie wife!

>>34405386
>>34405403
>>34405437
Wrong! wrong wrong wrong WRONG!!!

>>34405489
this is what i call perfection

>>34405362
I will go as far as I need to meet this Troll.

>>34405489
>raiju asking for headpats
DONT DO IT ANON ITS A TRAP

Are there any non monster flying mounts to choose for knights and heroes?

I desire this but with the biggest mino

>>34405819
None that I'm aware of. Why not just marry a Wyvern?

Have a safe trip master

>>34405906
I can't understand but fucking hot

"Humanity is always being tested. Conflict and war is the crucible through which we evolve. Every battle makes them stronger. Those who fall will be forgotten. Those who rise up...their names will be remembered forever."

>>34398434
They'd probably be among the easiest atypical mono-species harems to deal with because you'd only see one at a time, usually. God help you if they start infighting, though.

>>34405938
What about female knights, heroes, or lazy monstergirls that don´t want to fly with their own power?

>>34405993
Demon beasts are still a thing after the rose of the DL. If there's not a bestiary of those you could just headcanon something.

>>34405819
There are demon realm beast pegasus.
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_-_Side_II#Demon_Realm_Horses

>>34406157
Make more foxes with smol foxes.

is there an upper limit on mofu?

>>34406232
But then where do big foxes come from?

>Delinquent monstergirl GF willing to go on Kunio-kun style violence adventures to save you from threats other than herself

>>34406304
If you create enough smol foxes, she becomes one.
Alternatively, wait.

>>34406242
You decide how much is too much for you.

how hard does it when you play on anon must cum difficulty, and does it get worse if you have no clothes

>>34406307
>River City Monstergirls
>Play as iconic characters like Red-Oni-Who-Punches-Hard, Blue-Oni-Who-Kicks-Fast, and Jinko-Who-Grabs-Things

>>34406525
i like the cutesy attachments on their clubs

>>34404608
>anon attempts to raid the maid academy
>kiki headmistress comes out to meet the interloper in battle (sex)
>ends with anon getting reverse mating pressed and the CC kiki getting impregnated
Mutual KO

>>34406337
>Alternatively, wait.
Not actually an option regardless of whether she just looks ten or genuinely is.

Cunny!

>>34406525
Ill have the blueberry and cherry combo

>>34398358

Warm weather time

>>34406644
This but with an Beyond Ancient shogmistress doing shog things to my body.

>>34406525
I'm going to anally devastate the green one while her sisters watch

>>34406978
>headmistress is shog
>staff is also shog
>student body are all shog
>entire academy is shog
So that's why none of the surrounding villages knew anything about the academy other than that it appeared a week ago

>>34406963
I hate warm weather can we please go back to winter

>>34406963
>all the snakes who had to endure the winter cold single are warming up to the point where they can out run a human again
It's the most dangerous time of year to visit any popular sunbathing spot.

i wonder, would monster girls would put up vids like soft loli breathing, moan compilations, and things like that ?

>>34407058
Winter is good, best season, comfiest clothes.

>>34406525
Remember that the best way to get back at your monster girl bullies is to impregnate them.

>>34406525
I like how the shortest one has the shortest skirt.

>>34407058
no way m8

>your dark valkyrie is so tall that when she kneels before you she is at eye level with you.

>>34406525
>Cool, disciplined, type-A Office Lady older sister
>Her delinquent tsun middle sister
>The bratty (but secretly dere) youngest sister

Yes pls

>>34403890
I can't fight demon hips

>>34403261
>"of course I don't mind roleplay"
>"it's just... can you be in dragon form when we do it?"

>>34407058
How do they get internet access in Winterstown, White Horn-san?

>>34407265
ya ain't the dragonborn, ya the dragonfucker

>>34407269
Winternukis funded some fiber runs so they can trade stocks inbetween ski-ing

>>34407285
if there is winterstown, wheres summerville?

>>34407294
Tropics.
Lots of sun-kissed skin, bikinis, and warm weather to enjoy.

>>34407305
coconut crabs with big coconuts

>>34407313
Yeah, the cancers down there do sell some large coconuts.
and do love washing you in their far too small bikini tops

>>34407305
it boasts the highest density of reptilian, marine, amphibious monsters girl in any town. Fresh seafood, plenty of bikinis, dark skin, and, fat tails for all

>>34407084
>most dangerous
Also best. I want to sneak up on and then piledrive a basking salamander.

>Local man headpats waifu into godhood

>>34407341
The amazons down there are pretty chill too when you go to the 'muscle beach' section, which is pretty much just for lifting, getting a tan, and showing off all in one go

>>34407285
>80s stock trader Nukis
>bright neon snowsuits and big sunglasses
>radical snowboard designs
>giant, oversized mobile phones to talk business, even in the middle of snowboarding
These are Nukis I can get behind

>>34407367
It also helps that they run the resort and most of winterstown recreation/vacation industry.
They employ the largest amount of people in town and also fund the local snuggle scouts.
They also occasionally set up 80s movie shenanigan's for fun

>>34407360
you also find very colorful and alluring monster girls, such as the toucan harpy, or the shortstack poison frog and her bright colors. You can find that the local lizard girls tail are highly colored and fat. If you want color in your life, come down to summervile and stay for a little bit

>>34407280
>dragonborn
No, that's the game your daughter plays. Also, your wife.

>>34407367
You haven't seen anything till you've seen two experienced tanukis haggle out a deal on a triple black diamond

Imagine loli demon in a cute schoolgirl uniform.
And slutty lingerie hidden under it

>>34407405
>Macaw Kikis
>Mermaids with a variety of bright colors.
>Succs all a lovely chocolate brown
Its a wonderful place.

Should take a one of the snorkling trips to swim with the fish (and also some 'fish'), although the Nerid that runs it gets pretty annoyed when local mermaids use it to hit on folks.

>>34407405
This honestly sounds better than Winterstown,especially since I don't do the cold. Less comfy, but still chill and fun.