/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I hope this thread is filled with blogposts, ERP, Satoko spam, reposted copypasta, waifu wars, and arguments about Gou

>>34407164
I hope you mean actual ERP, and not that LARP 'bait' again...

>I hope this thread is filled with ERPs
Hoooh, and why is that?

Anyone mind TLing this?
1/3

Lion being gay while playing badminton today

I jammed my dick into Bernkastel's urethra.
The rest is history.

>>34407229

>>34407274

Rozen Maiden is now officially 07th Expansion related. I refuse to explain.

Satoko's futa milk desuwa!

What is Satoko syndrome?

>>34407229
I do mind actually.

LAMBDADELTA HAS A HUGE FUTANARI PENIS

>>34407327
o-okay then

>>34407320

>>34407320
The next stage of human evolution.

Dynamic entry!

>>34407304
>>34407336
No futas allowed.

>>34407382
Try and stop me.

>>34407304
>>34407336
Only futas allowed.

Please post the Eua black bar one

>>34407401
I refuse.

>>34407401
>>34403239

which higu has the biggest futacock? i am thinking rena

>>34407445
ask ryukishi.

I want Bern to possessively push me to the floor while showing a mixture of shame, attempted haughtiness, and uncontrollable lust on her face and then brutally squeeze my testicles dry for hours on end with no breaks until I literally die of dehydration and my lower body is a bloody, spongy mess. Following this event I want her to hastily hide my body in a closet when Lambda comes to visit unannounced, then put a decent amount of effort into making it look like she wasn't just using me as a living sex toy even though her disheveled clothes, sweaty body, ragged breath, and red face make it completely obvious. After Lambda finally leaves maybe she would shamefully reanimate me with her magic and tell me to never show my face around her again.

>>34407436
Was it necessary to make it THAT BIG?

Meanwhile italianon on /qst/...

The Italian is chimping out because no one could understand what he was saying in his broken English. This shit is hilarious. Read from here >>>/qst/4765014

>>34407454
she needs to be able to autofellate if she doesn't have any mikos, anon. please understand.

>>34407454
Yes for the autopaizuri

>>34407471
that's nice dear.

>>34407471
Yeah I'm fucking dying holy shit

>>34407445
rena is close but it's actually shion

>>34407471
No one cares. Only link when a new mystery happens.

>>34407488
if it's Shion wouldn't it also be Mion too by default?

>>34407455
>>34407471
I was starting to think he wasn't as bad as /jp/ made him out to be until he went into full ape mode.

>>34407497
That's the best part anon, I like how he won't give up no matter what, very entertaining.

>>34407475
I really like this image

>>34407508
>>34407486
We get it, you're a crossboarder.

>>34407492
it's their one difference

>>34407529
Must have been that St Lucia GMO food.

>>34407513
and you're a fat faggot

>>34407535
Better a fat faggot than a no life /a/utist...

>>34407541
>/jp/ fag
>talking about having no life
O the irony.

Big seethes make for big laughs from me

>>34407534
something something demon blood manifesting

>>34407550
You don't even know my real life circumstances.
So I can see you are clearly projecting.

>>34407550
Post more Rosa.

>>34407534
rika-chama will grow big too then.

>>34407569
Same can be said to you, so you are also, in fact, projecting.

>>34407584
No one asked.

Battlerposters or BATTLERposters, which ones are more based?

>>34407593
AAAAAAH, you damn right, no one asked [blue]for your shitty post, FAGGOT![/blue]

>>34407471
>>34407455
NOPE

I FOUND THE SOLUTION OF THE GAME
BUT THE GAMEMASTER IGNORED ME BECAUSE I ADD AT THAT RED TRUTH SOMETHING MORE THAT FOR THE AUTHOR WAS WRONG

THIS GUY INSTEAD OF JUST SAYING GOOD JOB YOU FOUND OUT THE BIG SOLUTION JUST YOU NEED FIXED SOEMTHING HE COMPLETELY IGNORED ME

SO I THINK WAS WRONG AND TRY TO FOUND ANOTHER SOLUTION

FOR ME THIS IS LOVE BETRAYLING

>>34407601
Butlerposters

>>34407601
All of them are.
>>34407617
Learn english.

italianon imposter theory.

>>34407601
BBattlerposters desu

Remember to report if the faggot's spam and shit gets out of hand.

>>34407623
Ange...

>>34407617
Italianonbros... how could this happen??

>>34407601
You're not a good BATTLER poster unless you either get the thing you're talking about right, or fuck it up so much you eventually get it right anyway. That's why anyone who uses him needs to be careful, as being wrong entirely makes them look cocky and stupid. Battler is the safer bet, since being completely wrong is entirely in character
Both are based though.

Italianon more like Seethalianon

>>34407641
idk
the solution of a mystery was key pass from a window, since the room of the victim was only near the guest room 4, i think the victmic pass the key to him from the window.......

NOPE the victmic pass the key from the window to the servant who pass the key to the guest from the window

UNDERSTAND
SINCE MY SOLUTION REMOVE AN USELESS STEP IS COMPLETELY WRONG AND DIDN'T NEED AN ANSWARE BUT JSUT BEING IGNORED.

>>34407577
rika CHAMA illegal breeding experiments

Going to use the scorpion charm when I make my next mystery.

>>34407684
my solution matter like a nigger's life

Honestly though he's right, he's the first one who posted "throwing the key out of the window" theory and he was right, we just copied him.
ItalianGOD is the real shit.

>>34407696
You are not funny btw.

>>34407471
ah classic.....
when will he learn

>>34407696
But there's no need for him to sperg out.

>become janny
>get to see everyone's flags
>he's not from Italy
How would you react?

>>34407550
Dunno about the others but I do have a life.
I just post on 4chan in free time that I'd normally use for video games and stuff

>>34407701
That's like, your opinion man, and comedy is subjective after all.

>>34407696
i am not mad about someone else WON AGAINST ME

i am mad because i lost only because i was ignored.
this make me mad

OK SORRY FOR THE CHIMP OUT
to calm myself i will read some of Marco Aurelio teachings

>>34407711
people can travel.

>>34407711
He is though

>>34407716
I don't find it funny to celebrate mental illness.
And no I am not going to call you an American for that if you were expecting it.

>>34407577
But not her chest, only her dick.

I'm a 64 bit goat

>>34407736
you are a pretty smart goat

>>34407711
Italianon, this guy said you were from BOTSWANA

>>34407733
What mental illness? Italianon is actually intelligent as he has proven in the past mysteries, I'm just laughing at the fact we copied the one we consider the worst poster in these threads.

>>34407696
The guy's alright at ACTUAL mystery solving, it's when he's reading a story guised as a mystery that he goes full schizo tier, since he can't perseve the idea of plot holes and mistakes and so decides all issues in the writing must be on purpose, and so he must be the only one who has the intelligence to solve the crime. It's a shame, because I do enjoy his theories much like I enjoy any other theory, it's just his attitude in deciding everyone else must be incorrect that puts me off.

>>34407711
he's Ethiopian

>>34407711
We already know he's Greek

>>34407762
>What mental illness?
Spamming and harassing this place, /a/ and /v/ for two years straight with his theories, blogs, personal life and broken sentences.
How do you not classify that as "mental illness"?
Not that you care. You probably started posting around here because of Gou and you see him as this "LE SO FUNNY NOVELTY XD".
If only jannies gave a 0.1% shit about this place.

OK enough Italianon attention.
Ange is lonely.

>>34407768
this is a difficult question. i was mad because i lost for being ignored.

for the rest i just trust the author, plotholes are not in my minds when i solved i mystery and i will always tried to solved them.

>>34407818
I'd rather talk about him than Ange honestly.

>>34407807
He's right you know. Ange is fat by the way.

>>34407807
so what are you calling about pedos here who spamming for 10 years about pedo-porn, rape and humiliation?

imagine live in a civilization were sexual rapist are called mental stable.......disgusting

>>34407827

>>34407827
Fine. Talk about the mentally ill tranny that spams his incoherent shit for more than 10 hours a day.
I will take this as my queue to leave.

>>34407837
Ethiopianon detected.

>>34407844
Same, back tomorrow though.

>>34407844
Don't leave because of a bunch of /a/ shitposters, you know how they are. They're gone as soon as the next seasonal anime airs.

>>34407852
Ethiopian were the greatest african civilization

___ ___ a lot so she ___ a lot

>>34407871
Same. Good night.

>>34407844
if you have an issue with mentally ill trannies you shouldn't read umineko

Yes, YOU found the gold of the Ushiromiya family on october 4th, 1986!
What are you going to do now?

>>34407948
aaahh... uuu, uuuuurrrrrgggg, hnnnnnn o-owwww ow oww *gurgle* rrrRUUUAGH *sploosh* aaaaaAH AAAH HURRP UUUUURRP FLOOOUGHH *splat* aa, haaa... haaaa. haaaa... owwwwwww... *mmmmmmm* aaah AAAAAAUGH SLLOAUGH WAAUGH OUGH *splatters*

>>34407948
get screwed just like eva did.

>>34407948
bring all of it to a bank and investo on google

>>34407948
Invest in crypto when it first hits the market.

>>34407948
Masturbate.

>>34407948
be super evil for no reason and do terrible things, also sex with Bern

>>34407962
You'll be half dead when that happens.

>>34407229
>Nice to meet you all
>Keiichi
>....Umm, Rika-chan, was it?
>Do you like this village?
>>34407274
>Well, it's peaceful, and everyone living here is always smiling and getting along...
>I think it's a nice place
>...Mii... That's good to hear
>Keiichi
>We always get so tired of waiting for you
>Club activities just aren't the same without you around
>>34407292
>Eh?
>Hinamizawa is a wooonderful place
>It's peaceful, and everyone living here is always smiling and getting along...
>Welcome to Hinamizawa!
>Won't you come to befriend and play with us one more time?
>I'm looking forward to it

>>34407953
The amount of hatred I have for Angeposters is growing higher and higher, I don't know if I can take it much longer, I'm gonna explode...

>>34407986
Thanks anon

>>34407991
I feel you.

>>34407953
Thank you for your input, Ange.

>>34407953
Somehow there's always an abhorrent post accompanying an Ange image. It's uncanny.

>>34407820
Honestly, it's something I can respect, to be able to read a work, notice the discrepancies, and use them as a basis for a theory. It serves well in mystery solving, which is why you're pretty good at it, but with Umineko it doesn't feel like those holes in the story were intentional to me, but instead genuine mistakes. Regardless, I do appreciate your theories, as they're always a fun thing to toy around with. The identity of Beatrice being different from the obvious is an interesting idea, and it does feed to a different way of looking at the story.
However, I can't appreciate your forceful manner in sharing your theory. It is but one theory of many, another concept in which to enrich the story, so deciding it must be the TRUTH ruins the game, as I see it. One of the cool parts of Umineko is its fluidity, the fact you can bend it to fit multiple different culprits, create different scenarios and end with a different finale. Deciding you hold the only truth of the matter takes that good part of Umineko away. The goats represent the loveless masses, those who would look upon the story without consideration to the feelings of the people, and yet you would throw that insult at others endlessly, as if they lack love for not sharing your perspective. Not everyone sees Yasu as a tranny, or George as a fat freak. Sure, they may joke about it, but that doesn't mean they truly believe it in their hearts, in their own understanding of the text.
As far as I see it, your own belief that your theory is the only truth damages the story of Umineko, and your choice to complain at others for not having the same perspective as you on the story is ignoring their own love for the story they hold, as well as taking away one of the major parts that makes Umineko great.
Sorry for making such a large post in a reply to him everyone, but I've been bottling this up since I started lurking here like a year ago.

>>34408008
i'm not reading that.

desuwa

>>34407953
What the fuck is this post trying to represent? Masturbation? Murder? A birth?

>>34408008
Nice post anon, I wonder how the Italian is going to react to it.

too long didn't raed

>>34408014
>>34408022
>>34408023
no one asked

>>34408031
I did.

>>34408036
dont care

>>34408043
You should.

Actual representation of nuRika.

Me (right now, sitting in front of my desk, looking at my computer, wearing a nice white suit. a cape, with a solemn expression) whenever I see a post that accompanies Ange.

>>34408051
wtf george base?

>>34408054
>he's wearing a cape and not a cloak
Battlerbro, what are you doing?

>>34408046
I never asked for your choco milk stupid bitch

>>34408054
You get dressed to browse the Jay?

>>34408054
I'm naked.

>>34408068
I... I don't have enough money, I use a cape that my mom made me for a Halloween costume

In a perfect world, instead of the Mona Lisa, the Louvre would display a beautiful, highly detailed painting of Bernkastel making an interesting red-faced expression while raising her dress as the hand of an unseen person touches her tummy.

>>34408078
My bad.

>>34407948
literally BUY bernkastel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkgTxQm9DWM

>>34408102
What are you going to do with you're newly purchased Bern?

>>34408054
I am wearing your typical NEET trash tracksuit.

>>34408089
I understand, Battlerbro. Here's hoping one day you will be able to afford that most essential accessory to the BATTLER outfit. For now, you can still be Battler, though.

>>34408117
tummyplay

>>34408102
You can't buy a witch with money, they can pull that out of their ass.

>>34408086
Post cock

I want to drink Satoko

>>34408008
>but instead genuine mistakes
this has a big problem, the fact that inside Umineko there is written to trust the writer , that he love us and will never commited mistake.

you write this in your own opera....and commit errors........my logic can't accept it.
>However, I can't appreciate your forceful manner in sharing your theory
sadly you must being forcefull when any discussion about your theory is denied by a bunch of fanatics.
>Umineko is its fluidity, the fact you can bend it to fit multiple different culprits
this turns back in my first answare, that if Ryukishi never make an error then we must respect the themes not only the proof, Umineko can be fluid since the looping and many characters......but there is the WHY DUNNIT.

all this fluidity take from us THE LOVE AS MOTIVE, same culprit in all the games gave a sense, a motive, a reason to do something.
>The goats represent the loveless masses,
The goats for me rapresent the public opinion, not the bad readers, but the society common opinion about something.


this is why are goats because they doesn't understand what they belived in it, they just see than everyone do the same so like a good memeber of society do the same.
Like Ange's bullies, why bullied her....because media spamming bullshit about her mother, they doesn't know nothing about the crime, doesn't have 0 proof about his mother but still consider her as the evil incarnate just because others belived it.

for me goats are these people and this is why i call people who hate Erikantrice 1-bit goats, they didnt read it, they don't care about the reason is wrong.

>and your choice to complain at others for not having the same perspective
this can be rigth or wrong
naturally every opinion is different, the most perfect example is Erika.....called by Shkanontrice a dumb and mad person 2 meanwhile in my theory all her actions has a meaning.

what i want to do is gave a sense to every action, not because is my preference but because is better then using bad adjective to explain people's feelings.

>>34408122
Based.

>>34408092
I won't rest until this is the world we live in

Italianon should make his own mystery. With all of his experience he should be able to create something that is fair yet challenging.

>>34408126
You underestimate the power of TEN TON OF GOLD.

>>34408117
make sweet love to that tumtum

>>34408147
see
>>34408136

What's so good about Bern's tummy?

>>34408144
my problem is satysfay myself
i must cut my brain like beethoven or i will never be satysfay

>>34408158
It's soft and kissable

>>34408158
ask ryukishi.

Heh, if you were a car door, I would slam you all night long <3 *puts a flower behind your left ear* Oh look! shooting stars, go on, make a wish. *gently kisses you on the cheek while you look to the sky* :)

>>34408158
Ask Rudolph

>>34408181
Who the hell are you.

>>34408181
Uu! My rose! Thank you, Battler! Uu-uu!

>>34408120
Mom said it's my turn to be Battler

>>34408169
You seriously need to work up your english

>>34408186
With love, you can understand my motives...

tummy growlin, daddy said that he was gonna make rib but he ain't back yet...

>>34408206
>love
Lol, you gay.

>>34408204
if only English creators did the same

>>34408204
Anon, you must be satysfay with this.
Or he will cut your brain.

>>34408158
It's like the softest pillow. The finest porcelain. The silkiest blanket. Have you ever touched a cat's stomach before? It's like that, times a million, on magical gohda crack.

>>34408158
Built for sex.

I have to ask... what are you trying to accomolish here?
How is it possible to make bad posts so frequently and reliably like you do?
Every time when I open the thread I make a bet on whether or not the last made post was shit. And sadly, I always win.
Seriously, I loathe the fact that I can't reply to my own posts without feeling cringe because my posts are the only redeeming factor for this godforsaken general and I'd love to engage with them.
Instead I waste them on you and get replies like "I masturbate" or "Bern's tummy!". Good night.

>>34408222
Eh, you can afford to skip a meal.

>>34408158
It's plump and fuckable from centuries of magicking around instead of walking

>>34408236
Bern's tummy.

>>34408236
I masturbate to Bern tummy
ps. no one asked.

>>34408223
Why yes, I would love to have sex with Lion

>I have to ask... what are you trying to accomolish here?
>How is it possible to make bad posts so frequently and reliably like you do?
>Every time when I open the thread I make a bet on whether or not the last made post was shit. And sadly, I always win.
>Seriously, I loathe the fact that I can't reply to my own posts without feeling cringe because my posts are the only redeeming factor for this godforsaken general and I'd love to engage with them.
>Instead I waste them on you and get replies like "I masturbate" or "Bern's tummy!". Good night.

>>34408236
A man who can't reply to his own post without feeling bad doesn't belong to any discussion that pertains to WTC. See ya, loser.

>>34408236
cum in bern tummy and eat it because she tells me to so I look like pathetic little bitch

ok i go to sleep
if you replay to my post wait tomorrow

BALL SO HARD MOTHAFUCKA WANNA FINE ME
FIRST NIGGAS GOTTA FIND ME

HEY, FUCK YOU ALL, GOOD NIGHT AND GOOD RIDDANCE. BITCHES, ALL OF YA, THE WHOLE LOT OF YA,

>>34408283
noooo don't say that please ill be good im soooorry

>>34408259
But I just did, I made your post.

>>34408290
i have gone beyond such human-like things as forgiveness and mercy, mark my words, YOU WILL ALL PAY. MY HEART IS FIRE AND MY FLESH IS STEEL, MURDER, MURDER, MURDER, MURDER, MURDER, MURDER, MURDER, MURDER, MURDER, MURDER is WHAT I WILL DO

>>34408158
On a physical level, Bern's tummy is the ideal. As a witch, Bernkastel is able to shape her body to whatever form she desires, meaning her tummy will always be flawless, incredibly soft, and curved in just the right way.
That's not all, however. The appeal of Bern's tummy is not only in its physical beauty and form, which are appealing enough in their own right, but also in the gap between her cold, haughty, aloof attitude and embarrassing, intimate, lewd, yet not explicitly sexual situation created by a mere mortal daring to reach under her dress and touch her in one of her most private areas, which normally is not even visible. For a thousand-year-old witch who makes lesser witches tremble in fear and who defeated the most powerful witch of the Senate in the past, just how great must the humiliation felt during such a scenario be? Imagine her mounting shame and embarrassment when she realizes that not only is she powerless to stop the belly molestation, but that, deep down, she even enjoys it a little and finds herself wanting for more when it's over, the internal conflict as she struggles to maintain her cool demeanor in the face of a newly awakened lust for belly-button kisses, the almost laughable expression on her face as shame and lust and pride clash and mix together. Her, the cool, mysterious Witch of Miracles, begging to have her smooth tummy licked over and over? It can't be, it simply can't, it's unthinkable! And yet she finds herself catching (You) on your sleeve with trembling fingers and asking in a breathless voice if you wouldn't mind doing that just one more time while her other hand lifts the hem of her dress again. Lewd! Erotic! Intimate! Shameful!

>>34408311
Sorry anon, you can't retroactively make someone your piece. I'm making fun of you, and you'll just have to deal with that in your mind.

>>34408322
ohmygodohmygodohmygod it's epic bern!!!

>>34408324
Let me be 'frank' with you, I couldn't care less about the opinion of a Satokoposter.

>>34408322
where's epic lambda! i demand epic lambda! lambda lambda lambda!

Rika dabs on When THey Cry series

>>34408341
Go Lambda
Go Lambda
Go Lambda
Go Lambda

>>34408335
My god, he became frank.
Dumbass namefag.

Ur wish is my demand.

>>34408352
not lambda! doesn't count! give me lambda! lambda lambda lambda!

>>34408359
Here's your Lambda, bro.

Beelzeblub

>>34408380
If I were to hypothetically commission an image of this stake being massively obese, what should she be doing, and what pose should she be in?

>>34408317

>>34408406
Sucking on her own milk covered tits, peace sign.

>>34408406
Commission fat Koshka eating powerbars

>>34408406
I agree with this >>34408423

>>34408406
I'm disappointed in you. Even after seeing what Ange does after getting so fat, you'd want to condemn more characters to an obese life? That's just sick, and wrong.

i am now ready to write the next fragment

>>34408684
godspeed.

>>34408684
anon please dont post this im barely keeping my syndrome under control

>>34407138
>>34407138
>>34407138
[red]OP is a faggot[/red]
[red]OP is a faggot[/red]
[red]OP is a faggot[/red]

Umineko colored truths script:
https://controlc.com/27143a5a

>>34408736
Why contain it? S'cool.

Are there any more Bern edits like this one?

>>34408820
anon you dont understand im this close to losing my mind I cant hold on much longer

>>34408857
Yes.

>>34408857
I hope so. I enjoy those Higurashi-to-Umineko sprites, and if there isn't any I'll end up making some myself which'll no doubt end up looking worse.

>>34408868
this is the event horizon

do you understand?

>>34408894
stop im about to have an aneurysm

>>34408857
I hope not.

>>34408921
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>>34408423
>>34408502
bare nips and other genitals are significantly more difficult to find willing artists for
>>34408439
no, she is not cute

Abridged-Satoko's made a fanbox, and I'm kind of sad that there's now content I'm not gonna see. Will all artists eventually bend their knees and start making art for profit?

Stanktoko is a fucking bitch lasagna

>>34408947
>Koshka is not cute
I need you to lobotomize yourself right now.

Eeffghhghrrrmrm. Mmmmmm Satokooo Satoko.

>>34408945
I cant I cant I mmmffhghgffmmmgfgm eeeghghjkkfghmmmm mmnnngggghhmhhmmhm uuurrmmhmghgmhgnnnnn

Is this thread safe?

>>34409011
Not safe from the syndrome. It's like a pox party in here.

>>34409028
Great.

>>34408960
Gym class does make you very stinky.

Tatarigoroshi but it's shota K1 getting sexually abused by his aunt who looks suspiciously similar to Eua for some reason

>>34409046
>all the other variants are on fanbox
I hate this trend. Is WTC so popular you can actually make a profit out of making people pay for the lewder variants, or is it that the smaller fanbase means they're desperate enough to pay for the lewds? Not to mention they expect people to pay for censored content. Imagine paying for art only for half of it to be obscured by pixels.
Either way, the whole racket disgusts me.

>>34408950
I hate that shit

I sometimes troll those generals because I know you guys are cool and you would understand.
D-Do you hate me?

>>34409071
I want her butt sweat in heavy doses I can't stand this anymore

>>34409071
>this is official art
What were they thinking?

>>34409112
Trolling is for faggots. Come clean and use your powers for good to amuse yourself and others.

>>34409102
Eh, the art isn't particularly good. At least the main variant text fits the thread. Somehow.

>>34409124
Is it?

>>34409102
thousands of artists on pixiv have a fanbox, doesn't matter if they make art off an existing IP or if they do their own OC, people have paid for it for years.

>>34409128
Yeah, but it's the idea of holding out content on what's already a small fanbase that pisses me off. We're already starved for lewd content, and to monetise said content simply because you know people will pay for it is financially sound, but also a massive dick move. I suppose I shouldn't expect anything better considering the practice has been a thing for decades, but it still irritates me when artists almost seem to prey on the smaller fandoms.
Sorry if I'm a little whiny and/or nonsensical, had quite a bit of drink so I'm more aggravated by this shit.

>>34409202
>Sorry if I'm a little whiny
You are being whiny indeed, cut it out.

>>34409202
This is no different from selling doujins of which Higurashi has had over a thousand off, it's still selling your art. Artists gotta eat too, like it or not.

>>34409244
Actually if anything fanbox is usually a better deal than a doujin, because you often get access to hundreds if not thousands of images for a lower price than most doujins, and just one payment nets you everything too. Unless the artist comes from Fantia and has the big brain idea of making older content extra pricy, which thankfully is a very rare practice from the tons of fanbox accounts I've come across.

>>34409142
No.

>>34409202
I don't even mind if artists paywall their lewds. Coomers deserve to be milked.

But publishing a rape/forced version of an imageset, and putting a loving version behind a paywall? Holding Satoko's happiness hostage, like that one artist did? That's loathsome. Should be illegal.

>>34409346
this, paying for stuff is normal business, but it's just so cruel to put actual literal rape for free and lovey dovey stuff for pay, like she's kidnapped or something

>>34409202
What makes you think you're better than the artist and deserve that content for free? If you're that bothered by it, spend years learning and practicing drawing and then create it yourself.

>>34409274
Isn't it a thing to make you pay for each old piece of content seperately by month, or is that just Fantia? I haven't really subscrbed to anything before, since the one guy I'd thought of paying for before who makes Fate content posts his shit on Fantia and nowhere else, and his shit you have to buy by month, so I'm not exactly versed in the paywall market.

>>34409202
It's stupid to demand that artists give you their work for free. At the same time, if you REALLY need the stuff, there are ways around paywalls. And it's not like EVERY good artist paywalls all of their content (though most do), and even those that have fanbox don't lock everything they make behind it.

I thought I'd been clear when I said it was 'financially sound', but I guess people didn't understand what I meant. I get WHY artists make people pay for their content - it's a thing that is centuries old for crying out loud - but it's the idea of a good portion of a small fanbase's art being a cut-out lewd art with "Buy the full version on my Fanbox!" that irritates me, simply because of how it looks on Pixiv or whatever website you're browsing art on, with a good portion of the smaller fanbases' art ends up being unaccessible without spending hundreds of (insert local currency here). Of course, that amount of money is speaking from when I've looked into the amounts artists expect for a set of Fate art, which usually ends up mixed with a ton of completely unrelated art on Gumroad or something. Like I said, I'm primarily whining since I'm drunk, and usually I just deal with the art I can get my hands on normally, and god knows I'm not against paying some money to artists I like (although I'd prefer to a good portion of the art to be the character I like and not some completely unrelated character from some other game). It just angers me when I search a character up and half their art is just snippets of a vaguely alright lewd pic.
Plus, not having to manually edit art to get rid of the watermarks/remove censors so I can save them in my folders without being irritated is always nice.

>>34409594
Why the fuck are you not replying to the posts you're replying to?

>>34409605
Because there's a good few of them and I don't feel like clicking on multiple of them. Sorry I didn't give you a (you), have an extra one in recompense. >>34409605

>>34409594
Shut up with this "small fanbase" nonsense, not only is it false (just because it doesnt have 1 million pics like touhou doesn't mean it's small), it's also irrelevant. Art is art, IP-related or not, artists are 100% justified in selling it, for a usually cheap ass price like 1-3 bucks to access all of their art too, so you should have no complaints unless you're an entitled little shit. With this retarded logic then you're also against all doujinshi by default since they're paid art too. Dumb Rikafag.

If Satoko is Vier what kind of schizoposts does she make?

>>34409128

>>34409730
ask ryukishi.

Is Rika ever actually confirmed to be female? Surely no girl is that flat

>>34409755
Only one way to find out.

>>34409653
Dude, did you not feel like reading the rest of my post? I don't have a problem with paying money for art, I just get annoyed when half of a page on Pixiv is just "Buy my art!" and a lewd face rather than actual art. I get irritated when my searches for content end up with half of the images just being filler because the artist felt like advertising via an ahegao, because that's how they advertise their art: not via full art with a "I've got more if you pay!" and instead with a "Here's a small snippet, have the rest if you pay!". Sure, I get annoyed when someone posts two pics and tells me the rest is behind a paywall, but I can deal with that. Yes, my original complain was with that, but that was a smal whine compared to what I have an actual issue with.
Plus, who fucking defends putting variants behind a paywall? It's literally the exact same art, only now she's wearing a bikini instead! Wow! Do you really think that's enough effort to be worth paying for over what has been already posted? I could edit their art to have a bikini using nothing but my own time and effort, and it wouldn't cost me the money they for some reason expect in order to have slightly less cloth there.

What would happen if I asked Ryukishi?

imagine paying for porn, how pathetic some of you must be

>>34409798
saved

>>34409801
I spend more money on H-games than regular ones

>>34409767
>I could edit their art to have a bikini using nothing but my own time and effort, and it wouldn't cost me the money they for some reason expect in order to have slightly less cloth there.
Yes, people generally pay money for someone else to do work for them. In this case it's the specific artwork and the variants, which both take time to create. If you have the time and skill, just do it yourself. I'm sure nobody will try to stop you.

Eww higurashi lewding

rika-chama gurt...

I think Rika sucks

>>34409888
Satoko's cock.

>>34409767
Nigger at least Satoko gets art, I want to coom to pic related but my only options are to either draw it myself, use my imagination or fap to the original sprites.

i'm just at ep 2 but should i stop thinking and acccept witches? like how the fuck do i find a non magical solution to Kanon literally ressurecting?

>>34409923
I came to this one a few times.

>>34409931
keep reading, the novel explains itself.

but no, don't give up.

>>34409931
>should i stop thinking and acccept witches?

>>34409931
this is like the 8th time we've seen a post like this recently, same episode, same "conclusion" same message about giving up and accepting magic.

>>34409931
should i stop thinking and acccept witches?

>>34409931
It's all magic, give up, just like me...

>>34409971
battler for sure gets pegged

Basically this face. Even the eye highlights died for the rest of the scene after they briefly flashed red.

Looking forward to seeing the lights on Rika's eyes dying permanently soon!

>>34409983

>>34409933
That one's great. I'm just upset because I have a major big boobs shortstack fetish and that's the only one that exists in Ryukishi's portfolio. It makes me livid.

>>34408049
Basically this face. Even the eye highlights died for the rest of the scene after they briefly flashed red.

Looking forward to seeing the lights on Rika's eyes dying permanently soon!

>>34409973
With Yasu? It'd be a miracle if they ever stopped holding hands while they fucked, never mind her actually wanting to be in any position other than receiving.

>>34409993
Yeah, Meryl is one of the hottest 07th Expansion girls.

>>34410004
rika-chama...

Need more RGD

Do witches have houses or living spaces of some kind?
What do Lambda's and Bern's look like?

>>34410108
No they are homeless
That's why they travel and laze around in other fragments until someone kicks them out

AHHHHH I'M MELTING SAVE ME WAGA ARUJI-SAMA

>>34410176
>ask to get vored
>complain when you get a tiny bit dissolved by her stomach acids
????

rika's 3 sluts from st. lucia don't have names right?

Can someone who can read Japanese give me the context for this?
https://twitter.com/07th_official/status/321923632102273024
https://twitter.com/07th_official/status/349176103606304768

So it's canon that everything is inside of Okonogi's mind right?

>>34410252
Nope. Neither those girls nor the new Hinamizawa classmate designs have names. No names for any of the new students.

>>34410340
I would say that maybe he's a magical being but then I remembered that he jobbed to Mion.

>>34410374
That'll always be bullshit to me, this 14 year old girl beating this veteran combat specialist from the government who beat the shit out of a younger Akasaka and wasn't even fighting seriously at the time. I don't care what training she got in the US, that's so dumb.

>>34410340
Universe translate to Okonogi

>>34410398
Also the reason he lost to older Akasaka is because he suddenly turned into a bad shounen character and now makes honest to god holes in concrete with his fucking fists and brushes off all punches like it's DBZ. What the hell happened in Matsuribayashi that Ryukishi just stopped giving a fuck?

>>34410398
He deliberately threw the match because he knew his side had already lost and because he kind of enjoyed getting beat up by a sweaty tomboy.

>>34410220
I dunno anon the post kind of comes off as a "nooo stop haha" to me

>>34410430
He knew his side wasn't going to win overall but he genuinely was beaten hardcore by Mion who curbstomped him in like what, 2 blows?

>>34410398
Mion is stronger than young Akasaka
Makes me wonder why didn't she beat up Shion in meakashi.

>>34410479
Shion had the exact same training as her. They even have a little brawl in Minagoroshi showing off moves that no normal teenager should have.

>>34410427
If you look at what Ryukishi wrote about Matsuri, his main focus there seemed to be on creating this perfect golden ending. It's pretty obvious that aspects that could bring blemish to that were sidelined or forgotten even if they hurt the overall narrative (like how Hanyuu being able to talk with people outside of Rika in spirit form completely breaks her character conflict and she can just do it for no reason in Matsuri). Akasaka is a super hero and Satoko's traps worked to take out the Mountain Dogs without any actual graphic violence because in his view spilling blood would hurt the "golden" nature of the ending. He even regrets having to use Takano as a villain in spite of her pretty much getting away with a slap on the wrist in Matsuri.

>>34410342
cute legs

>>34410503
>there seemed to be on creating this perfect golden ending
That can't be it, it's a common known fact barely any character issues are dealt in it (Teppei doesn't even appear let alone Rina) and it's the whole reason Miotsukushi was made, to address the hell out of those issues 100%.

Matsuri sucks. Play Miotsukushi

>>34409730
You think I'm stupid for not knowing my vegetables, but I lauhgh at you inside my heart, for you have fallen for a great trap! The dualety of cauliflower and broccoli is an illusion for those who can't handle the Truth. Open your eyes and see! The new world order has brainwashed you to think that one vegetable is two, even though there is no difference between them. Break free of the trap society has laid out for you, and proudly walk your own path without looking back. And most importantly, never listen to their lies and never read books or pay attention in their classes because that's how they get you. Thanks very much for listening.

>>34410503
Didn't Ryukishi point out how noticeably imperfect Matsuribayashi was as an ending in one of those Gou interviews?

>>34410542
But Matsuri itself just pretends those issues don't exist, it's just not as obvious as with Hanyuu since in that case they could be avoided by excluding certain characters/events.

>>34410582
I think you're mixing things up. In his in-game comment after the story, he talks about how Matsuri isn't perfect because he still had to use Takano as a villain and an actual golden ending should involve -everyone- winning.

In a more recent interview, the arc he criticized was Minagoroshi, since it was supposed to be a story about Satoko's growth, but Satoko mostly standing in the sidelines as a "princess" to be rescued and the message of everyone coming together to avoid one sided-violence ended up overshadowing Satoko's character.

>>34410623
>But Matsuri itself just pretends those issues don't exist
it doesn't, theres some hints about that.

>>34410498
This scene. Mion was about to tell everyone Shion's embarrassing secrets so she tries to stop her to no avail, so they have a little fight where Mion does her rapid fire kicks but Shion grabs that shit and knocks her down. Shion then tells everyone her secret herself because "it's less embarrassing if I tell you myself".

>>34410623
>But Matsuri itself just pretends those issues don't exist,
I mean...duh?

>>34410680
You talking about Hanyuu's ominous speech at the very very end?

>>34410567
Ew.

Can anyone get me the link to the funny sub of the Umineko anime?

>>34409923
Imagination fapping is actually the most patrician way to fap though.

why don't women want me

>>34410567
I really hope we get a VN version of Gou/Sotsu after the anime is over. I'd really love to see an older version of console Rika. She's my favorite Rika design.

>>34409798
ruined

Just fapped to mesugaki S***ko-chan.

>>34411718
I can't get into those pictures of her. A mesugaki version of her doesn't even make sense. It might look like her but it might as well be a different person.

>>34408204
everyone is able to understand me, only who doesn't want to understand doesn't understand.

>>34411753
You fool! Do you still not understand? How can you be so loveless? Do you not see how we're turning our protective urges towards Satoko into various fetishes about her having power over those who would wrong her? Whether it's giantess or msgk? Everyone who would hurt her gets crushed, eaten or perhaps simply humiliated and sexually bullied. Besides, if you don't want her to step on your worthless maso dick, get the hell outta my face.

>>34411753
I can see looper Satoko being a tease. She's gone off the deep end so she's even more likely to use her powers for depravities than "good" girl Rika.

I want to rape a cute anime girl. Specifically Ange.

>>34412136
good for you.

>>34412136
i would too but only if she were thrice as heavy

Good morning /07/th
I slept well. Time for another day of Lambdaposting.

>>34412615

>>34412633
I always say good morning because I'm certain today will be a good day.

>>34412648
Must be nice to have that certainty.

Akasaka

>>34412136
you said cute yet you specified ange
explain yourself

>>34412657
I'm blessed by the witch of certainty after all. I wished to be happy and became happy.

>>34412615
>Good morning
It's 11 PM here, good night

>>34410374
>>34410398
I wish I hadn't been reminded of that

Good morning /jp/
Sleep doing well and make pass away my chimp out.

To everyone the next time someone will ignore me to gave the victory to anyone else, i will understand just insult his mystery without getting mad

>>34413237
bad morning to you.

>>34413258
Thanks

Jessica in her old clothing.

Jessica and Lion

Jessica, Lion, and Natsuhi.

>07th Expansion thread
>No girls expanding
where did we go wrong?

>>34413712
Ange is expansive

>>34413693
sex with lion while pretending to date jessica

hanyuu...stop....

>>34413725
What parts of her? Very important

>>34413759
Her middle right toe

>>34413774
hot. i wanna suck on it

>>34413097
Literally me on the bottom

To all people with bad english:
Learn it so you can read Christie in original.
Do it for her.

>>34414044
I don't like Agata christie books
Many of the are commerical shit and only few are really good

The stephen king syndrome>>34414044

What did you think of the latest chapter of Wan Piss?

>>34414126
I dropped it after the time skip
Literrally disgusting like any manga after 2010.

Reddit ruined everything

Great night.

Reddit is kinda based

good morning, euro anons

>>34412136
I want to rape and torture Ange while her family watches with completely calm reactions.

Is there another sorcerer besides batora in ryukishi's canon universe?

>>34414436
Goldsmith

>>34414436
Isn't meta Kinzo a sorcerer? Probably not, he was just acting as one of Beato's pieces on the gameboard.

>>34414386
good morning

>>34414436
Me

>>34414044
Seriously each episode following Italianon and his Erikantrice theory he fights against truth and the English language has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the shitty grammar the theories only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of truth, all to make magic unmagical, to make common sense seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Italianon vetoed the idea of anyone arguing against his trash; he made sure the manifesto would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for his shitposts. The Erikantrice theory might be anti-Shkannontrice (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Humiliation anon theory in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the manifesto was good though
"No!" The writing is dreadful; the manifesto was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time an Anon argued with him, Italianon wrote instead that the Anon "was a 1-bit goat."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Italianon’s mind is so governed by cliches and lack of English that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of the Erikantrice manifesto by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Italianon at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Erikantrice manifesto" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Why does Featherine have so many containers of anonymous cum?

Wow, I missed the time where everyone trashtalked Matsuribayashi.
Anyone else want to complain?

>>34407138
>finally on episode 8
>hey ange here's my bullshit story, you should move on...
Ok.
>brb having fun with your dead family while fucking a person who destroyed your life
what the fuck

>>34414126
i know one piece was doomed when they went to the cloud kingdom with the lightning guy instead of doing something, anything, important at all in any way, and it only got worse from there on out

>>34415059
>a person who destroyed your life
It was literally her parents, Rudolf and Kyrie, who started to panic and decided to shoot everyone on the island instead of rescuing or finding a bomb.

>>34415132
>muh dindu nuffin

>>34414603
In the middle of one of the paragraphs of the scene where she massages Anon's prostate she wrote "Of course, there wasn't any worry about Anon getting tired or running out of semen. His stamina was bottomless in this realm out of time. They would keep going until she became bored, and there was nothing he could do about it. How long would that be? No one could say."

>>34415265
Featherine can only do this in the fictional meta realms of Umineko though, right? And she can't break established rules, like killing off Ange before the massacre happens when she is fated to survive?
I still don't know whether or not she'll turn out to be a genuine threat to Hinamizawa or if she's just an observer.

>>34415465
4chan is in the meta world

>>34415475
4channel isn't

>>34415465
She's been interfering plenty in Hinamizawa game 2, just as much or more as people complained about Hanyuu doing in Matsuri.

I don't think she would break the rules, no, but that's because games aren't any fun without them, not because she can't.

>>34407948
>become the Witch of Lust
>make myself into a hot loli witch
>smell waifu feet forever
>get vored forever by waifus
>cum forever with zero refractory period
>give all of my niggas their favorite magical realms for as long as they want
>grant magical realms to random faggots on /jp/
>play video games and eat good food and stuff
>cum a lot

>>34415493
She's only been influencing Satoko, it's not like she overwrote reality yet.

>>34415514
Influencing Satoko is sufficient and has made an enormous impact on things.

>>34415507
>>grant magical realms to random faggots on /jp/
You never should've done that.

I'm just gonna say it.
I liked this fat fuck, even if no one else did.