/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>teh vidya
>owns cats
>my first figures

We can see you. Get out normalfaggot, your kind isn't welcome around here. A true NEET has no money with which to support pets much less two or more of them, nor does he use stupid /v/ terminology.

Put it somewhere your cat doesn't go. Simple.

Force him to play Perfect Cherry Blossom
Teach him how to graze properly.

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>>3437424
Playing video games makes me normal?
Owning cats makes me normal?
I just moved out of my parents' house, that's why I never bought any before. I took my cat with me because he's my best friend.
Please go troll somewhere else, thanks. And grow up a bit while you're at it.
>>3437425
I don't think you own a cat. They go everywhere lol.
>>3437450
This is a good idea.

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>>3437509
I own a cat. I know it's never gone on the dresser where I keep my fig because there are no pawprints in the massive amount of dust. Plus, it doesn't like stepping on things and tends to step around them.

Sorry about your bad mannered cats.

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>>3437509
>Playing video games makes me normal?

Using idiotic /v/ memes like 'teh vidya XD' makes you a normalfag.

Owning cats makes me normal?

True NEETs don't spend money on anything besides instant food, figs, electricity and internet.

> I took my cat with me because he's my best friend.
>my best friend
>friend

True NEETs don't have social lives.

In any case, you're the one trolling, normalfaggot. Why do scum like you always feel a need to come into our NEET board and wave your dicks with your perceived superiority? If you can't behave with the humility or subtlety appropriate to one of us, you need to go back to r9k/, /b/, /a/, /v/ or whatever terrible board spawned you.

>>3437543
Wow you're lucky... mine was a stray I adopted as a kid so yeah he has no manners. Sits in my face while I'm eating and stuff, but that doesn't bother me because a 1$ sandwich is difference than an 80+25$ shipping limited figure...

>>3437424
Ugh.

>>3437406
>viyda
UGGHHH.

>>3437406
So you're the faggot that bought that Reimu when I was going to come back and buy it.

Some kind of glass cabinet/display case keeps both the dust and the animals out.

>>3437575
The vast majority of true NEETs live with their parents or equivalent providers.

>>3437575
someone is trying far too hard today. . .

Protip: "True NEETS" are defined as a socio/economic demographic NOT a "lifestyle choice". Someone of the age to be in an institute of higher education but is not enrolled and neither holds a permanent job is a "true NEET" by the definition of the word regardless of if they have friends, pets, or even a significant other

Trying to clear up the troll misconception of NEET.

NEET is not a status symbol.

NEET = Not in Employment, Education or Training
You can be a normalfag without a job and not studying and still be classified as a NEET.

I guess the the definition of "TRUE NEET" can be different and be used for people that shit and pissed on the floor.

>>3437575
I only come here because it has the least trolls (or so I thought), and it's the most relevant to my interests. I've been on 4chan since 2006, and lurked solely on /a/ until the split, after which point I've lurked solely on /jp/. I've seen people on /jp/ say "teh vidya" hundreds of times.
Are you on the rag or something? Quit being a miserable little bitch and take pride in yourself. Yes my cat has been my only real friend since I was a child, and we've gone through a lot of shit together. I think it's humorous that you feel the need to throw shit at people over the internet because of your own insecurities. Fuck off, you're not worthy of any further reply, trash.

>>3437605
Exactly, so if he moved out, he's definitely not a true NEET.

>>3437607
That's where you're wrong. The distinction between a false NEET and a true NEET is that the latter is an otaku while the former is not. Why is this a concern? Because the current worldwide financial crisis has produced many false NEETs who're serving to confound our glorious name. False NEETs, non-NEETs and normalfags don't belong here and I'm simply doing my part to remove them, because they always inevitably cause chaos and derailment. Who do you think is responsible for the .js spam?

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>>3437618
>/jp/ - normalfaggot internet psychiatrists

Go back to your job, education and social life, you worthless piece of trash.

>>3437597
LOL. Yeah with 7 seconds to spare. Sorry about that, I hope you find one too.

>>3437627
Shut the fuck up, it's obvious you're a normalfag playing pretend.

>>3437627
I think you're reading a bit too far into this, and fyi the spammer is spamming my thread, pissing me off as well. I don't understand the point you're trying to make.
>>3437636
This makes no sense either, I already explained myself to some random asswipe over the internet, and YOU are the one derailing a thread, fucktard. Get your head checked out.

Don't those things cost like.. $150?

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>>3437655
Normally yes, but I got mine for 80some bucks after having a bidding fight to the death with this anon here.
>>3437597

>>3437655
>>3437667
You should keep an eye on ebay, sometimes some awesome stuff pops up for real cheap.

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>>3437627
>The distinction between a false NEET and a true NEET is that the latter is an otaku while the former is not.

But who defined what a "true" NEET is? Shouldn't the original NEETS be the true ones? In which case since the acronym was coined by a UK ministry the "real/original/true" NEETs weren't otaku at all but whatever British neckbeards are called

>>3437637
>>3437667
I hate you so much.

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>>3437667
$80 each, or for the pair? Also, I managed to get a Reisen figurine plus that recent special copy of the Inaba of the moon/earth series recently for $30.

>>3437686
Your misfortune is my food and drink, dear tripfag.

>>3437686
But I love you, anon

>>3437704
err... tripfag. I need sleep.

>>3437695
Wow that's awesome, and yes they were originally going for 70, got Marisa for 70 but Reimu for 80some. They're top notch quality.

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>>3437406
My cat is professional at grazing figures. Whenever(the few occasions) he jumps up on my shelf, he avoids them neatly.
On the second hand, he won't leave my touhou plushie nor my pencil boards alone.

>>3437754
Wow yours actually avoids them? Mine purposely bats them off with his paws. I can't leave drinks anywhere.
And yeah, I'm gonna let this thread die now. It has too much troll and spam. Thanks those of you who responded courteously.

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>>3437778
Your cat actually plays? Mine just sleeps and stares into space all day in between begging to be pet.

Wow, I used to like cats, and I guess I still do in a sense, but I'm really glad I don't live with one.

Your cat is just upset you didn't get a chen garage kit (chen_fig.jpg if I was on my computer)

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>>3437616
>NEET is not a status symbol

This is what normalfags really think. Go back to /r9k/

>>3437644
U mad?

>>3437674
Like any other definition, to adequately encompass the complexity of an entire lifestyle in a couple of sentences is quite difficult. What might be helpful in this case, however; is to consider the question of what qualities of which a true NEET will NEVER be in possession:

1. Jobs, technical training or advanced education of any kind. A High School diploma or GED represents the absolute maximum with regards to the last.

2. An extroverted personality. He will be antisocial at best and asocial at worst.

3. Friends. True NEETs have no friends at all.

4. Sluts. All true NEETs hate sluts.

5. A love for 3d. True NEETs find it to be pig disgusting.

6. Tripcodes. True NEETs remain anonymous and wish death upon all tripfags.

The other specifics vary from person to person, but most non-trolls would agree that if you have any of the aforementioned qualities, you probably would not fall under any definition of true NEET.

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/jp/ doesnt play vidya. only eroges.

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>>3437826
I'm a NEET and I love sluts.

Theory disproven, we could all go home if we weren't already there.

>>3437848
Not a slut and you know it. If you insist on spamming those stupid memes, take them to /a/, pooshlmer or gaia.

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Thing is, NEET was actually coined to refer primarily to the lower classes who live off benefits and commit petty crime.

The geek side of things is statistically negligible.

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>>3437865
It's an extremely hot meme, not a stupid one.

>>3437870
Except the primary use of the word in the world today isn't in reference to welfare cheats, but Otaku.

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>>3437406
>How do you keep your fucking cats from knocking them over?

Step 1: Get shelves

Step 2: Place shelves on wall

Step 3: Place figurines on shelves

Step 4: Keep anything tall your cat can jump on away from the shelves. If your cat wants to be a dick he'll use it to get up on the shelves.

I use to have a cat.

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My desk is littered with figures, and I keep the cats from knocking them over through punishment exercises. I have a can of compressed air on my desk (the kind with the bitterant to deter huffing), and every time a cat knocks over a figure I give the cat a quick shot. After a week or so, they caught on and got very good at dodging the figures.

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>NEET
>Synonym for lazy shit.

Sounds about right.

Oh my fucking god. You guys are fucking pathetic. Arguing over whether this guy is a "true NEET" as if it were some elite club that you could only interact within? Now I know why all the other boards treat /jp/ like trash. You all probably have food dribbled into your neckbeards, huh? Check, I bet you do.
If I could hate you to death, I would.

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>>3437406

Where did you get those? Some bastard swooped on the few Touhou figures in Atlanta last weekend during the con there and I didn't even get to see them.

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>>3437401
> I read this on http://www.anentalk.com/ (en = on) last night.
How come this always is asked here?

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