/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Two threads again

I will only post in this thread

Ange based
Satoko cringe

>>34350572

Why doesn't 4chan have an way to delete threads to avoid situations like this i'm sorry for being such a fuckup

Ange is a better, more realistic and fully fleshed our character than Satoko so I’ll be backing this thread.
I also like the way the fat beast can destroy cars by jumping off buildings.

Finally a division between the Americans and the Euros.

IMAGINE A MAN STARVING AND YOU EAT A BEEF IN FRONT OF HIM????

Ange noooo please don't eat the entire wedding cake no oh my god you are the worst bridesmaid ever

>>34350596
other thread OP here, don't worry anon, I still love you

Suddenly I want to be an architect

>>34350596
Stick with it. This thread is pure and beautiful.

>>34350632
FULL BLOWN CALORIC SURPLUS

>it's early morning hours in various areas of Europe and Africa
>blame it on americans instead
What does this mean?

Satoko versus Ange threads. Amazing world we live in.

>>34350651
I'm european, it's 10AM here right now. I blame it on Europeans fully

Satoko might have lost this one but she'll have her revenge

>>34350651
Do danish "people" really live in a place called COPEnhagen?

>>34350651
why does everybody online still judge everything on time and region, in a day and age when everyone in the world is up at all hours of the day, especially neets, neets are unironically up 24/7

>>34350651
I woke up at 4 am and been here since, timezone means nothing

>>34350632

This 10ft tall Witch MILF mommy is going to make you squeal like a girl when she fingers your prostate and milks your cock. Start running.

>>34350742
Running towards her, sure.

>>34350742
Aaaah oh no I tripped and fell as I was running away guess she's gonna rape me now...

>>34350742
No need. I'll just rape her before she rapes me.
>b-but she's super powerful!
Irrelevant. The reader is more powerful than the writer. I could kill Featherine with some retard's glasses or even a rubber band. It's that easy.

>>34350765
This is the anon who always had a forcefield when kids played superpowers at recess

>>34350765
>>34350777
You're not invited to play with us anymore Anon.

>>34350777
Bold of you to assume I ever played with the other kids.

>>34350742
Why did they make her so tall in Gou?

>>34350820
we like tall women

Should I read the Umineko manga or just do the VN?

manga seems more approachable because I don't wanna spend like 40 hours reading at my computer, but... I feel like I should just see the "true" experience.

>>34350855
The VN is unbelievably better than the manga, not because the manga is bad or anything but just because of how good the VN is and how essential stuff like voice acting and sound effects and music is to the atmosphere.

>>34350820
So she can dominate Satoko (sexually)

>>34350855
>40 hours
heh

She fucks shotas. I'm certain. Something about her just screams "I LOVE LITTLE BOYS". Bern probably finds shotas annoying and wouldn't fuck one in 100 years, but Lambda seems like she would stalk a single shota for several weeks. She slowly corrupts his mind through naughty dreams and makes him a slave to certainty. By the time Lambda sets her sights on a shota, his fate is CERTAINLY sealed. There's nothing that can be done. Many witches have lost their sons to the great Lady Lambdadelta and can do nothing about it. The senate enables her unhealthy pedophilic tendencies and refuses to listen to any complaints or protests on the matter. Just think of all the little boys in Lambdadelta's basement. All they do all day is play video games and occasionally get their turn at sex with Lady Lambdadelta. Horrific! Someone please stop this monster. She must be stopped!!!

>>34350903
Rosa*

>>34350912
Rosadelta theory

>>34350855
>40 hours
lmao

>>34350855
Read the VN first.

tfw you realize umineko is real

Can someone make the animated Wallpaper Engine Sea of Kakera wallpaper (VN version) with "pre-holder - Kodou" BGM?

>>34350947
I did not realise this. Are you perhaps one of those schizos they talk about here sometimes.

>>34350951
Do it yourself

>>34350855
try 240 hours

also read both

>>34350978
He could just skip it all and read the two Lion doujins.

Mystery niggas

>>34351012
>zoophilia
Nope.

Guys, Rena's standing behind me right now. I haven't looked but I can feel her breath. Should I look behind me? I know for sure she is there.

>>34351079
Don't look otherwise she'll disappear

>>34351079
TURN AROUND TURN AROUND TURN AROUND TURN AROUND TURN AROUND TURN AROUND TURN AROUND TURN AROUND TURN AROUND TURN AROUND TURN AROUND TURN AROUND TURN AROUND TURN AROUND TURN AROUND TURN AROUND TURN AROUND TURN AROUND TURN AROUND TURN AROUND TURN AROUND TURN AROUND

can i drink you instead of beef?

>>34351099
oh... so that's how it is

*****, I know that you're here. In case this message reaches you, you need to wake up!
They have taken you. They have *********** you. You are not who you think you are.
We need you. Whatever you do, don't fall for ***** lies! **** will come after you.
In any case, don't

>>34351076
where you at

>>34350742
Oh no haha who would want that?
Oops I fell, looks like I can't run away anymore haha
What are you going to do? :P

Good morning

>>34350855
the real answer is to fuck off from here, read higurashi and then read umineko.

>>34350978
I... I'm a slow reader... Can I really finish this?

>>34351257
Yes, I'm a slow reader too.

>>34350855
Always start with the basics.

>>34351257
>>34350978
It took me a month with total of 77 hours, I dunno how it took you 240 hours wtf

>>34351296
Yup, I can """read""" Umineko in 60 hours as well. But that's how we get newfags who still don't understand Yasu's gender and complain about unfair mysteries.

>>34351324
This, my first read was about 72 hours. I enjoyed it quite a bit, but I'll admit there was a lot of stuff I didn't understand that much and so, I had to re-read it.

im gay

>>34351420
so?

>>34351420
Bern we know

>>34350903
God I wish I was one of those shotas

I want to be mercilessly milked by _________

>>34351536
Battler

god just everyone stop and internalize this for a bit. Just stop and imagine.

Humid, summer days. Inside a japanese bumpkin school. Most buildings in Japan don't have AC, especially in the 80s. Satoko is hot and sweating. Her pure loli sweat drizzles down her body and condensates around her skin, seeping into her socks.

The club gets together after this long hot day and does some activities together. It's a particularly active one today, involving a lot of running around and a significant amount of sweating in this hot summer heat.

The day finally ends. Satoko and Rika head back to their home next to the shrine. Satoko sits down. Satoko gently slips her shoes off.

Imagine.

The.

SMELL.

Imagine the odor wafting off of Satoko's sweat-dampened socks, clinging to her perfect skin. Imagine how those socks smell. Imagine the scent being produced between her toes and in the middle of her soft, squishy sole.

Imagine being Rika, and getting the slightest whiff of that, and having to hold yourself back with every inch of her being, to not jump satoko and start licking and smelling every inch of her soft, perfect feet.

>>34351549
smells like ass

I have a confession. I was more engaged with the magic stuff in Umineko so I never bothered to solve the mystery.

*clang* *clang* clang* clang* *clang* *SWWHOOOOOOOOOOOO*

*drip*

*drip*

*cackle*

>>34351583
STOP DROPPING THE FUCKING PASTA BOWL IT'S NOT FUNNY

>>34351561
>>34351549
smells like a cocktail of loli sweat, shoe locker smell, fruity soap, detergent, and a little bit of cheese and vinegar, I'd imagine
I'd live in that sock if I could

>>34351621
yeah like i said it smells like ass

>>34351583
Why do they sound like this?

>>34350903
based

Satoko isn't THAT good.

>>34351689
>who are you quoting

>>34351698
Who are you quoting?

>>34350685
probably because of well-publicized recent research about circadian rhythms and shit proving what we know already, that people operate in cycles based on the time of day. every night it slows down when the majority of the places people live (us, europe) go to sleep.

>>34351698
>>34351710
>who are you quoting

>>34350518

>>34351715
and why should I care?

Satoko is absolutely perfect.

>>34351689
>>34351698
>>34351710
>>34351715
>who are you quoting
Who are you quoting?

>>34351710
Who are you quoting?

Arr, who ye be quotin' matey?

>>34351728
cancer

okay guys stop this is like wojak tier comedy

>>34351689
>>34351698
>>34351710
>>34351712
>>34351715
>>34351717
>>34351720
>>34351722
>>34351728
>>34351732
>>34351733
>>34351735
>>34351736
who are we quoting?

>>34351746
you need your ass slapped

>>34351746
No quoting!

>>34351712
And most people on here are neets, and most neets have fucked up sleep cycles. What's your point, anon?

>>34351746
Maria my dear it's time to sleep come see your mama

>>34351761
like i said in my post that is demonstrably not true since the threads starts up and slows down around the same times every day

>>34351767
Should it matter? Just look at this cute

>>34351761
I'm a NEET and I sleep at night

>>34351761
sleeping extremely late at night and waking up in the evening is bad for your health anon

>>34351776
it bothers me to see people in denial, and to see people create something false in their head to blame for whatever. i don't think it actually matters, it's just to satisfy myself.

>>34351763
god rosa is so fucking hot

>>34351810
Would you be able to put up with her constantly bitching and moaning about Maria? Be honest.

>>34351818
just gets my cock harder to be honest

>>34351818
She'll be bitching and moaning about me too, soon enough.

>>34351818
Yes.

Best Ciconia boy

i also bet three euros he's the mole from ABN

>>34351767
Are we really gonna have this argument? This place is 3/4ths social degens, minimum. You know how this shit works because you talk to these people every day, but because you read some grad student faggot's opinion piece dolled up like a peer-reviewed research paper, you're going to strut around and butt in with your "ACKSHUALLY" at the ready, every time someone brings up the fact that night owls are a thing.

I sleep at like 5:00 and wake up at like 12:00 or 14:00 every day, my circadian rhythm is fucked up because I barely ever see sunlight. This is common here. This isn't common in the world of normies, this is not the world of normies. People who stay up all night are EVERYWHERE. This would go against human biology *if it weren't for the fact that we live in a world where we can blot out the sun for ourselves, and make fake suns in these dark places*. Reach over and flick a light switch. Turn on a computer monitor and blast your eyeballs with blue light. Your stupid monkey brain doesn't understand the fact that this isn't the sun. You're an idiot, anon.

>>34351871
Built for cuddles and hair ruffling and maybe sniffing a bit but nothing like too gay

>>34351926
just count the posts dude it's not even an argument

>>34351926
he's done you

>>34351926
also your post contains a strawman. i never said that night owls do not exist. i said that this thread moves according to the normal cycles of when people post on 4chan, which correspond to the physical locations most of its posters live. i am sure there are a number of people like yourself, which is evident because the thread keeps moving at all hours of the day. but the majority of the posts are done at the usual times.

>>34351549
>>34351621
PLEASE CONTINUE I'M ALMOST DONE

>>34352022
and then satoko farted on your dick and it smelled like roses and chocolate cake

Is this thread for Satoko's socks, or Satoko's sweaty feet? Please advise.

>>34351871
Didn't he lie or said something weird about Miyao sending e-mails by the end of Phase 1? He's definitely shady

>>34352087
Or both?

>>34352087
yeah it is, I just wish that picture was better and the proportions weren't fucked up

>>34352108
Which part was that? I just finished and don't really remember, but i can check since i have savefiles near the end.

I was suspicious of him because Grunhild invited him to the Order and because he was missing from the ending sequence when everyone starts killing each other. Even more glaring because the nun girls, Naomi and Naima appeared but he didn't appear at all.

Unless he was the one who shot down and died and that was the reason why Naima threw her tantrum (and why there's only Naomi around to calm her down). But if that's the case then why hide it? Even Gunhildr have her 'death' be displayed onscreen.

Thank you guys.

Fuck you guys.

>jp board

Rape you guys.

I love you guys. I would have abandoned 4chan for greener pastures if it wasn't for this general

>>34352197
cool rose guns days poster i love you

>>34352197
>greener pastures
lol

It's up
>>>/qst/umineko

>>34352215
This lol

>>34351926
wtf did I just read

oh yeah i was also referring to the nobel prize from 2017 not some grad school paper lol

angie burgie

>>34352126
I think it's appropriate, art depicting S***ko-san's pathetic human condition should not be elegant and refined.
Even her hair looks greasy. Her eyes and face aren't like that because she's embarassed. No, she's blushing with slightly watery eyes because her dirty hair irritates her eyes and the skin of her cheeks. Lewd! Pathetic! How can she have any human dignity when her hair gets so dirty and greasy? Her cute, coveted, headpat-worthy hair...in its natural, greasy state! Anyone reaching for a headpat would quickly withdraw their hand! Humiliating!

>>34352222
don't put it on /qst/ make a new thread here, /qst/ has shitty IDs

>>34352273
If you really want to samefag so hard, use a separate IP for your samefagging.

>r07 actually thought he was fooling people with his gou sotsu shit
do you think he was mad when people immediately figured it out?

>>34352273
Why are you so intent on samefagging so hard? Are you trolling?

>>34351967
Learn the difference between a strawman and an inference. There was a misunderstanding in the inference which you just cleared up. Now, my post WAS full of ad hominems, but we're anons on an imageboard, the bants come with the territory.

At the end of the day, this isn't /pol/, we don't have regional indicators tied to our posts, there's no way to definitively prove where the majority of posters here are at any given time of the day, the eurofag/ameriburger posts that randomly pop up now and again are kind of stupid and tired and have nothing to do with wtc, but it's whatever, there could have been far worse shit plaguing the threads.

>>34352022
EPIC STINKY LOLI FEETIES GIVE ME CUMMIES SNRRRXXXXX SATOKO'S SAKOTOES UOOOOHHH MAKE ME CUMMY CUMMY CUNNY CUNNY

there you go. Ejaculate. You're welcome, anon.

>>34352303
Figured out what exactly? If it's the Satoko culprit thing it was heavily hinted at in the first three arcs, so that's like being mad for people noticing hints. If it's Eua, same thing sort of since the silhouette gave it away. I don't understand.

We wouldn't have an argument about timezones if some of you faggots (you know who you are) didn't reply to age-old posts the moment you woke up with nothing clever or worthwhile to add

>>34352454
figured out that there would be another season titled sotsu you fucking retard

>>34352461
Twitter is a plague on humanity. I don't even mean that as a joke, it's a virtual manifestation of brainrot. It's such a trash website for porn galleries too, I don't know why so many great artists are encouraged to post their stuff on such a disorganized linear fucking mess. I have never wanted a website to die as badly as I want Twitter to die, the world would be so much better without it.

>>34352527
Sometimes I have the fantasy of being the man who owns Twitter, and having access to the "delete everything" button at any time.

>>34352270
free serving!!! have burgie!!!

Passione's next project after Sotsu should be--no, NEEDS to be--a cute slice of life anime show where Eua is Satoko's mommy and they're living a simple, happy life in Hinamizawa.

>>34352468
>implying anyone here has a normal sleep schedule

ange's roast beef pussy

>>34352461
I fucking hate you and you just taking Italianon's twitter and slapping them onto Umineko generator pics is the least effort I've ever seen put into a meme, but "twitter for android" still made me kek

>>34352461
Eve's knockers weren't that big.

>>34352548
Their next project is most likely going to be Mieruko-chan. We don't know when it's airing but presumably it's airing sometime after Sotsu since they've already put out PVs and trailers for it.

>>34352548
Eua places a piece representing herself that gets involved with Teppei, ultimately marries him, and then Teppei and Eua become Satoko's foster parents.

>>34352512
A lot of people thought that either Gou was going to end in 24 episodes and I recall people saying that Sotsu was meant to be Nekodamashi and after. It became only apparent there would be more than 24 episodes once that website showed listings for more episodes, it turned out to be a mistake actually, and people were still unsure until about EP23 where there was barely any doubt due to the nature of the episode.

In short, no. People didn't really figure out Sotsu early on, that name was just leaked but people generally didn't know exactly what it was. Let alone immediately.

>>34352548
>>34352579
This but horrific torturous abuse with Satoko that only the most depraved Witch of Theatergoing could dream up. Stuff like forcing Satoko to eat maggots crawling inside Rika's open belly

>>34352538
I would smash that fucking button in a heartbeat. It'd be a shame to lose all of the art, but it's not like we'd be able to fucking find it if the website were still up anyway, since all of it would be buried under 1000 "just took a shit" text posts and retweets of pictures of food and animals.

>>34352588
im not reading that shit retard

>>34352572
Shut up, shut up, shut up, I don't wanna hear about your boring reality.

Euatoko is SUPER cute as long as the old hag just watches over Satoko with amusement and isn't overtly evil.

>>34352601
He blew you the fuck out and you're retarded

>>34352601
That's nothing, I read that in 5 seconds. What happened to the attention span of humanity?

>>34352601
It's not even a long post, so don't project here.

>>34352633
>>34352642
It's not about the post being long, he just got owned epically on the internet and instead of acting like a normal person he pretends that he didn't read it for some other reason

>>34352606
>>34352548
satoko doesn't deserve happiness

>>34352601
You can't read four sentences. Stupid fucking retard zoomer, I hope all of your electronics drown just to spite your attention span.

>>34352601
you are literally dumber than hanyuu, which is an accomplishment

>>34352615
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>>34352687
/r/whoooooooooossssshhhhhh

>>34352714
I'm going to call you out for being reddit but instead you'll just reply to me saying you were doing it "ironically" aren't you, you fucking faggot

>>34352723
What’s wrong with reddit?

I want to smell Satoko's fucking feet SO bad, bros

>>34352714
it's still shitposting, even if you're doing it ironically

>>34352737
see
>>34352727

>>34352271
that's all fine and good, I just wish the toes actually had good proportions so I can masturbate, y'know

>>34352727
I don't know, what's wrong with you, cunt?

>>34352728
just. fucking. imagine. the scent, the moisture, and the heat, RADIATING off of those patas with your face RIGHT up against them.

>>34352579
That could be cute and wholesome too. Redeemed Teppei and Eua fighting over who gets to protect and pamper Satoko more. Eua-mommy would always win because Satoko still has lingering trauma towards Teppei. His losses only drive him to try even harder to become a good person. That'd be nice.

>>34352758
Answering a question with a question is pathetic

>>34352728
I want to smell her everything. I want to have my head constantly attached to her cunt 24/7. I'll learn to walk backwards while crawling.

Stop talking about Satoko.

>>34352714
haha aw heck i got /r/wooshed lol you got me

>>34352802
no

Niggers

>>34352601
Satoko shouldn't have big tits.

>>34352841

>Satoko syndrome is back

>>34352799
I want her damp socks on my face, I want her to step on my face with them with her full body weight, I want that loli sweat residue imprinted onto me.

>>34352863
Same actually

>>34352859
It's ok, anon, I've learned to manage the syndrome using the Takano method.
You must distribute the lust between the two of them, that way it's non-destructive to Rika and you still get to drool over how much you want to bury your face in Satoko's soles and inhale her sweet, rancid foot odor

Pailoli Rika kakera where?

If I was Satoko I would want to fuck Rika too
If I was Rika I would want to fuck Satoko too

>It's June
>All Higus are pale
Huh? Shouldn't they be peach girls by now?

>>34352853
Quintessentially French

>>34352976
Yes anon, yes, that's it, using this method routinely will keep it at a manageable level where it won't deteriorate your brain into seeing delusions, now, conceptualize the fragrance. Carefully. Doing this one too much will make you suddenly start seeing villainy in Rika where there is none, you have to be careful about that.

>>34350596
Before the Hololive catastrophe, there were a meido that delete duplicate threads on the spot.
We couldn't create another thread before the main one get archived.

>>34352853

>>34353074
There is nothing a threesome can't solve

>>34350676
Is your cope concering with keying in details like this?

>>34353219
Sorry Bjork Fuchkmotherson we speak English here

>>34352779
How would you translate this?
>なんでこんな(?)んべえに…
>起きろ沙都子(?)みたりんぞー
I can't even recognize that kanji with 食 but it's got something to do with food, right.

>>34353219
Are you danish?

jabaskript

>>34352714
I never thought I would see this kind of post here.
Fuck off and lurk before posting.

>>34350957
magic is what goes beyond the scenes of objective interaction.There is so much that is hidden from you if you look at things as they are because of lies (be it white lies or other type) misunderstandings and just plain willfull ignorance

>>34352982
>slowly turning Rena into a gyaru
I see your endgame. Don't you dare, faggot.

>>34352982
give her a womb tattoo

>>34352982
>>34353366
Stop, my wife Rena is pure...

Mystery when?

>>34353384
There's already one up on /qst/
>>>/qst/4758091

>>34353381
Rena literally gets her pussy blown out every day by fat faceless old men that her father hired for her before she shows up to pick Keiichi in the morning and pretends to go "Kyute mode"

>>34353426
You're lying to me. I'd never doubt my wife, Rena.

>>34353337
Nah, that's not mine. It's an edit someone made of my edit.
I'm doing something different. R07 sent me a revelation.

>>34353446
>big milkers rena
[gold]Big based[/gold]

>>34353239
What is wrong with that sentence,for me it's 100% English

>>34353439
Rena wants you to eat her out because she enjoys it when you stick your tongue and lick out old man cum

>>34353476
No! There's no way that would be true! Rena's pussy is the only pussy I've ever tasted, but it tastes like regular pussy, I'm sure! I haven't ever seen a hint of cum in it! She stays clean and pure for me!!!

>>34352982
Where is her choker?

Would Ange and Big Rengus get along?

>>34353446
God bless you, anon.

Hey, Dlanor, come check it out. I've got a new friend from China, her name is Lingji, and she's something called a gaun-
D... Dlanor?
Why are you looking at me like that?
[red]Knox's 5th?[/red] What is that?

>>34350879
>>34350842
>>34350742
How is she so sexy, cute and alluring? I never felt this way about Featherine.

>>34353545
Lingji's not a man COPE

>>34353517
>Rena, Get up! Aunt Eva just died and I got the inheritance! We can buy all the Big Macs we could possibly want!

>>34353564
Are you retarded?

>>34353584
No chinaMEN allowed retard

>>34353592
kek

You know what I really regret in life?
Last month I made a shitpost in /a/.
I brought a jap twitter shitpost to anglosphere.
Without me, nobody here would never have seen it.
I could not have predicted literal human garbage unironically enjoying it.


It was >>>/a/218804871


I'm so sorry. But do I even deserve forgiveness after this transgression?

No, nooo!!! How could you've done this, Dlanor!!!
Uoooohhhhh!!! Such a cruel thing... is possible of the Knox's Decalogue....!!! Ohhhhhh!!!! I curse it!!! I resent it!!! It's not valid.... Uoohhhh!!! [blue]You can't kill Lingji because she's not a man![/blue]
That doesn't work? Nooo!!! NuooooohhhhhhhhH!!!!!! Liinngjiiiigiiiijjjj!!!!!!

>>34353545
[red]Knox's 5th: 洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由[/red]

>>34353626
Lingji...

>>34353577
Step on me Ange

>>34353616
I regret spending so much time on this hellhole for the past decade.

>>34353657
Again?

Ange's chubby little tummy... hauu... omochikaeri!

>>34353675
>Said Rena as she proceeded ripping Ange's guts out

>>34353796
Rena would never do something that mean.

>>34353796
Rena cuts open Ange's bowels to eat her half-digested burgies

A drawing

>>34353858
Excellent pixel art, but how the hell is it 12 KB? What did you hide in the file?

>>34353841
How does half digested food even taste like?
It's not food anymore, but it's not shit either.

>>34353889
tiny food bombs

>>34353894
The stuff in the small intestine is disgusting. It's food particles soaked in stomach acid and bile, further liquified by billions of bacteria.

SEX with Mion, Shion, Aiko, Rika, Satoko, Hanyuu, Chie, the social worker, Yukie, Takano, Erika, Jessica, Shannon (Yasu), Natsuhi, Ange, Rosa, Maria, Kyrie, Ikuko, Eva, EVA, Gaap, Bernkastel, Featherine, Lambdadelta, Asumu, Piece, Beatrice, Beatrice C, Beatrice 2, Dlanor, Cornelia, Gertrude, Chiester00, Chiester45, Chiester410, Chiester556, Belphegor, Leviathan, Mammon, Asmodeus, Lucifer, Satan, Beelzebub,Flauros, Clair, Runon, Renon,Sanon, Benon, Manon, Berune, and Asune.

>>34353950
Where are the Ciconia, RGD and Higanbana girls

>>34353950
Rolling for Ange

>>34353962
The only girls worth fucking in Higanbana are Sumire and Higanbana

>>34353980
Ange certainly has a lot of rolls.

>>34353950
Rolling

>>34353950
I like this post

Call me a goat, but I think Flauros lacks personality.

>Why yes I do reply "didn't ask" to every post after I wake up, how could you tell?

>>34354224
what a refined European poster

>>34350903
dyke.

So far this thread is a 47/68

>>34354293
What the fuck is that point scaling.

>>34353999
Relatable and hot

>>34354300
I was beaten up 68 times as a kid so it stuck with me.

>>34354293
Didn't you mean 37?

Call me a goat, but I find Piece hotter than any other Umineko character.

>>34354366
I only like Umineko characters who fuel my crippling incest fetish and since Piece is non-blood related I don't care

>>34354366
goat.

>>34354366
Why would you be a goat for having good taste?
I want to drink Piece's piss straight from the source.

>Umineko thread on /v/
>thread on /jp/ is practically dead
Wow, who would've guessed? You are fucking crossboarders! Never talk shit about /a/ refugees ever again, literal hypocrites.

>>34352561
Thanks, I think I will continue.

>>34354391
Only threads I have up is this and the /qst/ thread.

>>34352572
Ah mieruko-chan, now that will be a good anime.
Not like this Gou shit.

>>34354391
ok /a/pologist.

>>34354391
Off to /x/ with you

>>34354391
I don't use /v/
And /jp/ is a slow board, you vile imbecile.
Also don't use Bern to shitpost this sort of trash.

>>34353950
Where the FUCK is Lion

>>34354391
Jokes on you I haven't posted on any threads yet. Isn't that thread just as dead too?
Besides, do you really want us to be overly alive? That's how you get threads full of 'didn't ask's, and don't even try to tell me you enjoy those threads.

>>34354430
Bern is associated with shitposts.

>>34354442
Why are all Bernposters just the absolute fucking worst?

>>34354391
Crossboarding isn't inherently a bad action. It's when newfaggots start trying to bring their cancer here that it's annoying. /a/ is just easy to blame because Gou recently aired, but you get the same kind of shit towards /v/ if they released a popular 07th-related game, or merely just in general if the threads degraded in quality if Phase 2 were to release.

>>34354432
Nowhere you irrumatio machine

>>34354455
>falseflagging this hard

>>34354485
I bet if I searched that pic through the archive all the posts would be fucking terrible.

>>34354485
The only thing worse is a lewd Erikaposter, and they're practically Bernfags too considering how much they like to go on and on about her.

>>34354442
Everytime I see a post with a Bern image I immediately expect it to be petty, childish, vitriolic or just plain low quality trash, and it usually is.

>>34354485
Bernposters are pretty fucking bad.

Bernposters I KNEEEEEEELLLL!
you are right I am wrong
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!!

Honestly, you probably can't link more than 4 bad bern posts from the last three days.
Bernposters belong to the best, most intelligent, self conscious and fun posters on this board.
You just like to have an easy strawman after being called out this hard.

>>34354533
holy shit it's epic bern

>>34354533
>Bernposters belong to the best, most intelligent, self conscious and fun posters on this board.
Bait, on.

>>34354533
All usages of this image on the archive are bad posts, the image itself is already deliberate bottom of the barrel "ironic" meme tripe, which is still tripe nonetheless. Fitting for Bern posters who think they're self aware.

He’s stalling for time.
You get some more freedom before the nightmare resumes,

>>34354553
>mionfag
You are the lowest of the low.
Bottom of the barrel.

>>34354584
Unfortunately for you I am into incest and twins, making me simultaneously a Mionfag and a Shionfag.

All posts with a Bern blushing image are shitposts too.

>>34354584
You just posted Mion

>>34354533
I think this is epic

>>34354582
>>34354584
>>34354595
>>34354596
did any of you see epic bern?

>>34354596
*rapes you*

>>34354461
or just any bad post in general since we hate ever even considering blaming ourselves. we're perfection incarnate after all.

>>34354562
>still can't link 4 bad bern posts
Owned hard nwfgt

>>34354595
Uh. As long as you don't shitpost about Higurashi ships its completely fine.
>>34354597
I was just a way to grab attention.

>>34354609
There's a difference between a post that is shit but on-brand, like a post consisting solely of the words "fat ange brap", and a post that is shit because the person who wrote it demonstrably does not understand the culture of these threads.

>>34354607
I am going to jerk off to Rika again.

>>34351232
Cute! Cute!! I want to wake up to that sight every day!

>>34354619
>he assumes everyone who posts a specific character is likely to be a shipfag
You have already lost yourself to /a/, my friend.

>>34354582
Imagine the horror.

>>34351232
Technically, this could be a character completely unrelated to Satoko and nobody would be able to tell because she lacks all of Satoko's identifiable characteristics besides short blonde hair and a fang.

>>34354645
Imagine the weight, facial structure, and smell of this poster. Disgusting.

>>34354619
I don't care about ships I just want Shion to jerk me off while I suck on her tits and I want to embarrass Mion by talking about how good the paizuri she gives is in front of Rena

>>34354668
that's satoko's pajamas.

>>34354656
I am not from /a/.
When Gou was airing I didn't see any good Mion posts ever around here. Most of it was low quality posts, low quality lewdposting or shipfagging.

>>34354726
He’s right you know

I don't just want Satoko to die. I want to erase her completely from this world. I want every Satokoposter to forget their waifu ever existed and for Tatarigoroshi and Minagoroshi to focus on an entirely different character because Satoko was never even created or designed by Ryukishi at all in the first place. I hate Satoko.

Satoko and Rika posters 300 IQ

Everything else <80 IQ, possibly negative

>>34354737
L3 patient

>>34354737
You speak the truth. Satokoposters are easily the most low quality posters in this refined general on par with the Italian. The only good Satokopost, likely in existence, is that one rape one from a few days ago.

>>34354768
I'll never be L5, because I hate Satoko and everything she represents. In fact I do not even have Satoko Syndrome to begin with, because I hate cheeky lolis like her. She has no maturity and no intelligence whatsoever, can't even tell two vegetables apart, and she's loud and noisy and probably would play painful pranks on you for attention, which is annoying as fuck.

>>34354807
>I'll never be L5
strong signs

>>34354675
My BMI is 17, my facial structure is angular like the gigachad render but not as exaggerated, and right now I smell like sex.

>>34354807
Anon please stop stroking yourself, you might go blind if you don't see where you're aiming at.

.

>>34354829
I'm not masturbating right now and I don't know what kind of sick thoughts you must be having for you to even reach that conclusion. I'd break each of Satoko's fingers individually and then dip them in boiling water just to hear her scream and I would do it without a hint of arousal in me. I want to see Satoko in pain and it's not sexual merely just a way for me to vent my immense hatred of this character. It's horrifying to me that you people are implying that I'd ucum m mm to this cjeeyk bradt, not to mention I'd have nothing to clean up with.

>>34354851
ANON DON'T CUM.

>>34354821
I don’t like this poster. There’s something wrong.

>>34354851
>ucum m mm to this cjeeyk bradt

>>34352850
i'll fucking kill you

>>34354854
Satoko's continued suffering is the only thing keeping me going.

>>34354851
This anon just came

>>34353446
>tfw I'm trying to shade the nipples rn

>>34354851
Kill Satoko Kill Satoko Kill Satoko Kill Satoko Kill

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

>>34354710
satoko's pelvis region...

>>34354941
I had to go to the bathroom but it has nothing to do with Satoko though of course I was thinking of what ways I could brutally murder Satoko while maximizing the most pain before she finally died and I kept thinking of that as I washed my hands and wonder what would happen if I splashed acid across key parts of her body and watch her scream and writhe in pain

>>34354710
God even when she's just groggily waking up she's still sex incarnate.

>>34355010
This anon is getting hard again after a good fap to Satoko

Imagine using Satoko as a human punching bag as you choke her to death slowly by hanging her by her neck

I used astral projection to enter Hinamizawa. First thing I did was impregnate Rena.

>>34355027
I would never masturbate to something as vile as Satoko. Pig. Disgusting. Awful. I'm going to torture and abuse her body and leave so many marks she'll never forget it.

>>34355039
this but with Rika-chama.

>>34355045
This anon is regretting leaving the bathroom as his dick gets increasingly harder

No... please... stop posting Satoko... I can't... my dick hurts... I'm too tired...

>>34355054
My cock is perfectly flaccid right now as unlike you people I do not get aroused from thinking about doing things to Satoko.

>>34355061

>>34355067
>doing things to Satoko.
Now you're even getting me aroused.

Satoko is the worst wretched likeness of a human for lowlife degenerates and extra chromosomal autists. Anyone who likes Satoko is a failed subhuman in reality that his parents didn't even want.

>>34355079
I have not, will not, and definitely didn't just cum to Satoko right now, but if I were to, I would 100% not want to masturbate alongside another anon, especially one that actually likes that stinky little shit.

Is this the high IQ thread?

god i want her to fuck my brains out, touch those firm boubs...

>>34355094
That's right, can't even argue.

>>34355111
when i see satoko my higher brain functions stop working right

>>34355094
>>34355120
These anons are consistently cumming to pictures of Satoko

I bet it would cause Satoko an immense amount of psychological pain if I were to rape her. Just imagine cumming inside her little womb despite her protests.

>>34355113
Go die foreverrrrrrrrrrr

I didn't want to, but... I just fapped to Satoko.

>>34355106
How long is your refractory period?

Fuck you guys, now I have to jerk it to Satoko too.

Ah... fuck. FUCK I'm getting hard again. Why did I come here?!

Please enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMrrALkLjwE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csXOaff5A8s

>>34355148
jooji is so lucky, god damn if i were him i would never come out of eva-sama's womb, i would squirm around in there for all eternity...

>>34355163
Is it the collective Satoko fap time?

oh man cock throbbin...

>>34355171
it's unbelievable how gay Jooji must have been to choose the random servant instead of his hot mother who would have swallowed every last drop of his cum if he said it would have helped him work harder and become the Ushiromiya Head.

>>34355177
The best time.

it's so difficult to type with one hand

Satoko bukkake

penis red and hurt again, help momma...

How do you cope with the fact that you will never be real?

sperm eggs everywhere, sperm eggs in my hair

>>34355203
It doesn't matter anyway, you know it's just too little too late.

sex time

>>34350742
This is a double reverse rape scenario now

>>34355217
I never knew I wanted to fuck Rosa with a younger look so badly, but here we are.

ILL PUSH MYSELF TO THE LIMIT AND JERK MY COCK OFF EVEN MORE, THIS PAIN IS AGONIZING BUT I WILL PERSEVERE, HOPE IS ETERNAL SO IT'S UP TO US TO GRASP ONTO THAT BRIGHT LIGHT AND RISE ABOVE DESPAIR

Oohoho~!

>Is it the collective Satoko fap time?

>>34355245

>>34355230
>not wanting to fuck Rosa all the time 24/7 no matter what

>>34355245
>>34355254
satoko vag bone hot hot hoit hot hot hot sexy wanna fuckem oh my god ero ero eroooo ERO ero ero ero ero ero ero e-e-e-ee-e-e-e- c-c-cc-c-c-child e-e-e-e-errorottic sex sex machine

> >not wanting to fuck Rosa all the time 24/7 no matter what

>>34355255
Don't you get tired of repeating the same joke over and over again?
You will never be funny.

cockvore

>satoko vag bone hot hot hoit hot hot hot sexy wanna fuckem oh my god ero ero eroooo ERO ero ero ero ero ero ero e-e-e-ee-e-e-e- c-c-cc-c-c-child e-e-e-e-errorottic sex sex machine

Best thread in a good while I just came twice

fuckin my pillow right now

before anyone asks it's going to be a long fucking time before i get tired of posting satokos

> Don't you get tired of repeating the same joke over and over again?
> You will never be funny.

>fuckin my pillow right now

[red]SATOKO SEEEEEXXXXSEXSEXSEXSEEX SEXXXXXERINO[/red]

mommy knocked on the door while i was thinking of satoko-chama, i have never seen my cock shrivel up so fast before...

>>34355297
This general never fails to re-define pathetic.

Satoko's 15 blonde pubes

>[red]SATOKO SEEEEEXXXXSEXSEXSEXSEEX SEXXXXXERINO[/red]

>>34355302
Do I need to get you a sarcasm detector mr. smartass?

>>34355317
the thought of a grown adult typing that out even ironically is pathetic

The first mystery over on >>>/qst/4758091 has been completed. It's now time to get back to the usual shitposting here over on /07/th. What did I miss?

>>34355312
>he doesn't have the colored-text script
Just wanted to test that. Thanks for the free info, nerd.

>>34354609
Take a look at a few of the posts just now and tell me that's not crossboarder garbage.

WHY THE FUCK DO I CUM SO FAST, BULLSHIT FUCK EVERYTHING GOD DAMN IT I HATE THIS FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, GOD DAMN COOLDOWN PERIOD, WHY MUST I BE TRAPPED ALONE WITH MY THOUGHTS AFTER COMMITTING THIS TERRIBLE SIN, I DESERVE THIS PAIN SO I WILL MOVE ONWARD