/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>34343352
Train penis.

i am wurm rider

The thread died just as I asked, so here we go again, dear anons. What's your survival strategy for the Lilim containment chamber? Dare you enter?

My biggest regret is that I didn't learn of MGQ years ago. I wish I could be there taking part in the heated disucssions

Cultural misunderstandings in MGC are a one way ticket to a pelvis pulverizing.

>First post is monsterboy shit
The Vtuber Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for imageboards and the human race.

Grizzlies need more love.

>>34343409
5x10 sets of 300lb penis presses
6x5 800lbs pelvic thrusts
4 times a week for a year

>>34343409
Dibs on the bottom-left cutie with Werebat bangs.

>>34343397
Reminds me of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65JCXIaeqEM

>>34343385
>>34341982
>>34341950
>>34341753
>>34341740
>>34341679
>>34341633
Honestly, I'm a Giant of a man, and would Mog an Oni and most other "big" monster girls whats a monster that can make me feel like a shota and baby me? Is that even possible?
> TFW you are too big to be babied by a monster milf because you got gigantism and aren't built like a stick.

>Mass replying across threads
>Not even sure if it's worth mentioning the image at this point
Where do these retards come from and why have we been cursed with them for months now?

>>34343502
Vtubers who did not leave and /tg/ posters who abandoned thier ship

>>34343488
Stop posting off topic images

>>34343488
Get an even bigger mamono

>>34343502
>>34343525
Fuck sorry guys wrong pic.
But the question still stands

>No matter how far you run
>No matter how well you hide
>No matter how much you prepare
>You will be found, and you will be bullied

>>34343525
What's more offensive is that they show some knowledge of thread topics which shows they lurk the thread but still somehow don't know not to post off-topic trash and repost shitty spam memes.

>>34343579
I already have a waifu please leave me alone cat woman. I'm going to start calling you the crazy cat lady if you don't.

>>34343579
why, run when you can mog

>>34343602
That just makes her hornier and stimulates her to find more ways to sexually tease you in public or get you gangraped.

>>34343547
>>34343599
see
>>34343578

>>34343602
Don't worry anon, crazy cat lady will start teaching your waifu optimal bully techniques.
No escape

Would a Cheshire look really cute with a headband?

>>34343632
>Image is still up
Do you even have 4chan x

>>34343650
Cheshires look cute in anything!

>>34343626
I'm a monogamyfag

Every man thinks they can beat the succ until they meet the succ

>>34343642
But I don't like bullying! Maybe some mutual teasing once in a while...but not that!

>>34343578
You should probably delete the image in the first post. Use the checkbox on the top left of the post and select "file only" next to the delete button at the bottom right of the page.

I want a CC oni

>>34343666
That is just a word to monster girls.

baphos are cute

>>34343671
Holy water and crucifix dildos.

>>34343671
if she ain't my wife, they shit

I want to get a former soldier Manticore who was monsterized into mommydom and lactation/nursing.

>Basically, it is a potion for human men to drink, it is not recommended to let monsters drink it. That is because, as we know, the desire monsters direct towards their spouses is an unusual thing, and even if it is only one monster, they are beings that pour enough lust and pleasure to nearly drown a man. Therefore, if such monsters multiply, and impulsively move to rush a single man, the man will be assaulted by an overwhelming pleasure of unfathomable degree. It is unknown how much will be squeezed out before a man loses his mind, or even how much will be squeezed out after he has lost his mind, but for a man with a defiant heart, perhaps it might be nice to give it a try.

I wanna make a lilim drink a doppelganger potion, for science.

>>34343700
But my mana sure isn't a word.

>>34343688
Is the new breastfed by a holstaurus/maids are olev

>>34343683
there

>>34343705
>>34343710
>quote from the men 2koma defeated

>>34343525
I’m dead inside. I need help

Watching Korone with my Kobold and training her to imitate her mannerisms! She's having fun!

>>34343734
You are okay. I'm sorry I was rude to you over the internet

>>34343795
i dunno, I think that's a rare Cheshire with pure black fur.

Always make sure to get your self-defense holy water from reputable sources, such as Order churches

>>34343795
Now this is my shit sorta

Are you a bad enough dude to help your waifu win the MGWWF Tag Team Champion Belt?

>>34343795
I'm more of a Kappa lad.

>>34343737
No.

>>34343838
Why is the World Wildlife Fund having a competition over a belt?

>>34343846
Artist?

>>34343846
>Kappa girl to spar with all day and hang out all night
Yes please

>>34343865
@rariatoo

>>34343795
>>34343846
I don't know much about this man, other than he has at least some good tastes because sharp teeth

>>34343838
KC actually had a post like this today.
>図鑑世界の武術やスポーツは旦那様と魔物娘が二人タッグで参加するのが前提のものも多くなってそうです。
>It seems that many martial arts and sports in the MGE world are based on the premise that the husband and the monster girl participate in a two-person tag team.

How popular would "Paladin Roleplay" be among Demons?

>>34343852
Pandas need it.

>>34343848
>deviant art quality

>>34343893
There better be porn of these two.

>>34343893
Cool

>>34343912
It's from a game.
https://hentaibedta.net/game-fantasion

>>34343385
Any word on more baseball cards?

>>34343908
>Go in to slay some foul demon corrupting your lands
>She thinks you're just someone her friends sent to enact her fetishes
>Can't land a killing blow because she keeps flustering you with cheap h-attacks and bad roleplay lines

>>34343963
Not sure that helps the quality problem.

Which MGs you could literally fuck while she is in fighting stance?

>>34344086
dragons
cursed swords
redcaps

>>34343846
I wanna smack dat ass

I believe in ______ supremacy

>Lich's husband chilling out
>Lich enters the room and walks up to him
>"Would you like to blast my shithole with your dick mayonnaise?"
>Patiently observes her husband splutter and gag for several seconds
>Before he can articulate a response she says "Interesting" and walks out
>Pulls out her big notebook with all her experiment notes
>Goes to the page labeled 'Husband's Turn-Off Words' and writes 'blast' at the bottom of the list

>>34344167
Baphomet

>>34344167
Order
At least, until a nice monster comes along and shows me the error of my ways... forcefully

Would you accept if your waifu wanted to get matching womb/pelvic tattoos with you?

>>34344167
wurm

>>34344201
Sounds kinda hot

>>34344167
Fox

>>34344167
Snuggle

>>34344201
I don't think my waifu would be the type to want tattoos in the first place. If it's a classy enough design though I guess I'd be fine with it.

>>34343397
>>34343409
you know damn well what im gonna do to them

>>34344211
Fox colour rankings: black > auburn/orange > gold/blonde > silver/white > everything else

>>34344201
yes

>>34344201
no, i hate tattoos especially womb tattoos

>>34344280
Based and samepilled

You will embarrass your wife if her friends know you are a premature ejaculator, bros

>>34344201
why do I or my wife want to marked, am I an animal that someone owns?

>>34344201
No. I wouldn't want anything marking or messing up my wife's flawless skin.

>>34344167
wight

>>34344214
Hear! Hear!

>>34344167
No

Do I milk the cow or does the cow milk me?

>>34344453
milk each for max efficiency

>>34344314
I'm already an embarrassment.

>Lims meeting up to discuss diabolical schemes
>door creaks open, and an anon dashes in, running up to one of the Lims
>"You forgot your lunch, honey!" and gives her a smooch
>quickly runs back out the door
>His Lim wife is flustered and smiling, while the others stare in envy

>"Anon you're falling behind the rest of the class this year"
>"No, saying that they're constantly trying to masturbate you in the middle of the lesson is not an excuse"
>"I'll be meeting your for a private talk later"

>>34344167
Tailpussy

>>34344573
Everyone talks about tailpussy but the best part of a Manticore is her delicate and romantic heart, full of warm tenderness and burning affection

>>34344567
well, heres to hopin that i can learn by drinking that titty milk

>>34344573
Opeans so many new positions to be violated in!

>>34344201
For....my womb?

>>34344670
O

>>34344567
>When sensei isn't the bustiest but is still in the top tiers

>>34344567
uuhhh..uhhh.. mommy milkies?!

I wanna meet a rare and exotic zipangu vampire

>>34344211
I will never lose to a fox

>>34344906
I want to get the Confucian Coof from that bat.

>when the bantz is a little to spot on

>>34344950
kek

>>34344973
Anime has ruined 3D for me.

https://catbox.moe/c/vlf53m
New commission, artist doesn't post their paid work but is https://twitter.com/DePain100

>>34344944
I want to spoil her with headpats and tail brushing.

>>34343385

>>34344202
Okay

>>34344567
I’m sorry, what were you saying? I’ve been too busy staring at your beautiful bouncing breasts all day to write my notes and be an effective student. Maybe if you give me paizuri at least three times a day I’ll stop staring at your tits long enough to take notes!

>>34344989
Ah, that's some damn nice stuff.

>>34343671
Succ loses to my zone of friend spell.

>>34344987
Same here. I recently went to a strip club for my cousins birthday and didn’t get hard when I had a dancer grind on me. She just kept looking at me like I had three heads or something.

>>34343462
kino picture, did u commission it?

>>34344201
Why have tattoos when you can have bush.

>>34344950
She has a traditional cure, you have to huff bat fluff.

>>34344201
I don't like tattoos or piercings. Earrings are okay.

>>34345112
based

>>34345112
Even more disgusting than a tattoo.

>>34344201
If she wants to get a dark insignia that's fine, but I will never get a tattoo.

>>34345112
You mean the hidden mofu?

>>34344201
I wouldn’t mind getting one with her but it wouldn’t be a pelvic tattoo I would probably get it on my thigh.


>>34345112
I like this too but it has to be kept up. I don’t want my waifu looking like Playboy’s Ms. July 1970.

>>34344944
When dealing with foxes, the line between losing and winning is blurred. Did she trick you and let you win, did she actually lose. No one knows but does it really matter if you and her are happy?

Imagine what a mamono could do with 6 arms.

>>34345112
only if it's soft and fluffy

>>34345322
No. She just never wins. She can try and trick me all she wants but I’ll never lose to my kitsune childhood friend in any game!

>>34345322
Tricks = mating press for an entire night. Fuck, I think she's still winning.

>>34345346
Oh anon, you've been playing with her since you were kids, and you always win? Poor sweet anon, she's had her tail around since the start. You've been outfoxed.

>>34345323
She would be able to cover every option in a game of rock paper scissors. Definitely a scary thing if she's one of those demons who claims your soul if you lose to her in a game.

>>34345323
I'm imagining a very nice cuddle that also includes headpats

>>34345323
>2 hands for playing the boob bongos
>2 hands for playing the butt bongos
>2 hands holding yours while you two are dancing to the bongo beat

>>34345381
No, she’s just really bad at games. She has tried so many times to beat me in anything. She even has made up a few games and I’ve even beaten her at those!

>>34345099
Na, I found in the gallery.

>>34343579
Can't get bullied if you bully her first

>>34345627
>those hips and thighs
forgive me chief god for what i want to do to this cat

>>34344314
My waifu gets really nice when she knows my self-esteem is at risk.

>>34344944
>I will never lose to a fox
t. E-chan

>>34345659
fuck the goddess, and FUCK. THAT. CAT.

>>34343450
It's kind of sad that you're bitching about an Incubus in a setting with furries, necrophilia, and hermaphrodite angels.

>>34345690
>fuck the goddess
>HE ACTUALLY FELL FOR IT
Cheshire just got you raped for 20.000 years for the lulz, retard

>>34345792
uhhhhhh.hhhhhhhhhhhh, oookay, pussy feeel me feeel reeeeeal goood

what about a shy shirohebi that's so embarrassed and afraid to move on to next stages in the relationship that you're living together with your parent's blessing but you haven't even kissed yet. It's going to take a lot of work to convince and reassure her to move foreward with your relationship.
I would like this scenario a lot more than I would expect, the waiting and anticipation would make your eventual joining all the more special.

>>34345748
>That's the issue
>Not that it's being posted here
This is like saying that pissing on the counter is better than shitting on it so you can't complain when someone does the former. No nigger you do both in the toilet specifically so that the counter is kept clean

>>34345828
It was a throwaway character in a manga about literal monster girl brothels. In a setting with furries, cloaca harpies, hermaphrodite angels, ( You ), and autistic bar patrons. It's not a big deal.

>Sobek is, above all else, an aggressive and animalistic deity who lives up to the vicious reputation of his patron animal, the large and violent Nile crocodile/West African crocodile. Some of his common epithets betray this nature succinctly, the most notable of which being: "he who loves robbery", "he who eats while he also mates", and "pointed of teeth".

>>34344069
It's a Japanese game made by a doujin circle, not a western-made.

>>34344086
>>34344105
What about fucking while fighting? Like beating each other up while thrusting because she's into it?

>>34343721
you might fare better if you both take. doppelganger potion.

>>34343909
I want to participate in panda population restoration programs! I want to help save the pandas!

>>34344177
next she walks in and says "shoot your goo my dude!" and walks out.

inspiration is a fickle mistress

>>34345675

>>34346041
yes, thats why i listed those species

>>34346102
Wha-

>>34346281
spam bot, report and ignore

>>34346225
Have the mofu denial sequel? Can't find it anywhere

>>34345956
They sound like scoundrels and brutes
I don't know why the pharaoh tolerates them

>>34346225

>>34346180
Whatta you mean?

>>34345099
Why is that shark so fat?

https://twitter.com/NikuPizzaU/status/1384069809923518469?s=20

>>34346339

Here's the 7th member of the MGC Boy Stealers, Sylvia the P'Orc left fielder. Sylvia is deadly when at bat, being a homerun machine for the majority of her career at the plate. In the field, she's much more of a liability, as she's very prone to heckling from the fans. In order to get the strength she has to hit bombs out of the park she needs to have... well a little more meat on her bones. Some may say she's dangerously thicc, while others call her a bit of a fatty. Whatever the case may be, the opposing fans let her have it, which leads to her having some seriously egregious errors in her corner outfield spot. More recently though, the fans have begun to let up, primarily because she charged the stands at one particular fan who gives her plenty of trouble. He claims "Being under that ass was the closest thing to heaven on earth... but not being able to breathe almost made it heaven on heaven".
>Fun Fact: Sarah has a bit of a one sided rivalry with Sylvia, primarily because she's stolen the homerun crown from her a few times, a title she's never been able to win in her career. "That fat piggie can't even catch a ball right, how is she so good? She even has hecklers... I wish I had hecklers... or fans in general..."

>>34346744
nice, mate

>>34346708
I would.

Gentle maledom with a mischievous teasing loli Dark Mage

>>34344177
does that mean she has tried other variants of the sentence and blast is the problem

>>34346722
Thanks!

>>34344314
>wife doesn't find it hot as fuck you cant last with her

>>34346744
she's cute

>>34344453
something is wrong with this artists lips and i dont know what it is

>>34345593
Double what?

>>34346694
Because it's cold underwater.

Does your waifu poop?

this is what I have been doing

>>34346941
fuck forgot pic

time for LEG DAY

>>34346950
She looks... large. And preoccupied.

>>34346991
Bless.

>>34346994
she's an 8foot tall wurm what ya think and thanks for the idea so I can make some good lewds and practice drawing sex, so I can one day make a doujin

>>34346829
Or she's too autistic to realize which part is the problem.

>>34343716
And so the nursing tailjob is born

>>34347062
Pretty sure Hanabi already did a doujin a succubus does that

>>34347003
VEGGIE GAINS

>>34346857
She is a cutie, isn't she? I think a lot of her fans relate to her can do attitude and approachable smile. She actually chose to wear Number 69 because she wanted to honor the Orc legends of the game thay inspired her to get to where she is.

High IQ bird

>>34347134
If she really was smart she'd know I prefer pink panties

>>34343385

>>34346950
what the fuck is that
your art is bad and your subject is worst

>>34347062
Rserenity already did it, too. Wait, did he? It was either a nursing handjob or nursing tailjob but I know it involved a Manticore and nursing. Or maybe it was that one story about Manticorp made by that other writefag...

>>34346744
Gonna heckle that pig all year long!
Gonna spoil her in the bedroom too!

>>34347205
For how much heart she puts into her game, she deserves all the loving snuggle sex under the blankets you can give.

>>34346744
cute, I like the pig tail squiggle on her name

>>34346744
Greenworm Anon I keep saying this every thread; you are a real hero for this community. Keep up the great work my dude!

>>34346950
I like the shark teeth and the marking across her nose

>>34347236
There’s much snuggling and pillow talk right after I plow her thicc asshole and heckle her for every mistake she made in the field that game!

i had an idea for another drawing, a wurm opening her pussy and an anon sniffing it than saying, "that's a wurm hole, alright"
>>34347260
thanks

>>34343525
To be honest, them going back to /tg/ would be a benefit for both

>>34346950
...what's the red stuff on her face?

>>34347266
>erotic oinking ensues

>>34347239
adding to this, it almost makes it look like her name is drawn out into "Sylviaeee"
which coincidentally is probably what it would sound like if she sat on a fan with that fat ass and knocked the wind out of them

>>34347239
Her squiggly tail is her trademark. She DEMANDED that all skirts have a little hole for her tail to come through.

>>34347287
trying to paint blush quick, so I can work out today and fix it tommorow

>>34346744
Is there an album somewhere with all the cards you’ve made so far?

>>34347244
Not all heroes wear capes... some just shittypaint worms with an inflated ego

>>34347301
https://mega.nz/folder/MBVGSDbS#2gVKO3KY5A1rSIRcNv4TAQ
Yes, under the baseball cards folder

>>34347292
Coincidentally, that soundbyte is what they use when they introduce her for at-bats, followed by the chorus of "Fat Bottomed Girls"

>>34347298
That....but, anon....blushes on black people aren't really visible, like, at all.

>>34347338
just needed a place to put it for tomorrow so i can fix it

>>34347338

>>34347362
Oh cool
It uhhh, looks really odd and uncanny though, if you ask me.

>>34347321
Thanks. Gonna make actual cards out of them. They’ll be in my personal collection.

>>34347406
Ok, I would say just to hold off on the Sarah (Cursed Sword) one, I'm going to redo it when I finish the rest, unless you like the amateur charm of whatever you would call those proportions.

why shouldn't I go down the hole I found while walking outside the village?

>>34347496
Do it and find out, you just have to experience it.

>>34347538
I'll get some rope and see whats down there. it was very fresh tho. like it had just been a moment when something popped up and I missed it

what would monster girl hybrids would make the most broken monsters?

>>34347632
Wight-Cheshire.
Stick your hand in the fridge- next second, you're convulsing on the ground to cold NYAHAHAHAS

>>34347632

>>34347653
now, that's a semen demon

>>34347632
Cheticore

>>34347441
Nope. Keep them both up. I’ll love to have a mistake card in there too.
It’ll be like that one card that shows the player had the phrase “fuck face” on his bat knob and no one at Topps caught it until some angry parents called in. So now that card has a nice price to it.

>>34347685
instant tailpussy

>>34347645
>>34347685
Wouldn't anything mixed with a Cheshire be broken? I think she needs a nerf.

>>34347707
then, how?

>>34347748
Cooldown

>>34346744
Fantastic, but wait, 7th? Did I miss the 6th? Who was that?

on that note, what would be more dangerous, a wurm Cheshires or a hellwurm?

>>34347788
Wurmshire as she gets utility out of teleporting
Hellwurm gets nothing she didn't have before.

Valkyrie Cheshire could force you into 20.000 years of hotdogging or anal. No matter where you go, her ass would be on your dick

>>34347795
Wurmshire
>digs under you
>you look for sounds and rumbling of the earth
>there is nothing,but you see a shadow getting closer
>you look up
>face full of wurmshire ass

Cheshire Kobold Catdog

>>34347842
i have to draw that soon, but that would be cursed, cause wheres the vagina

>>34347692
Ok, it'll be like a rare 2nd edition copy. Unironically I only know of that card because of a Foolish Baseball video

>>34347767
I counted the GM, so really 6 actual players
>Cursed Sword
>Cheshire
>Manticore
>Demon (GM)
>Salamander
>Wight
>P'Orc

>>34347853
In between.

>>34347853
There's 2 of them right in the middle, you fuck it like grabbing a pool noodle from the side

>>34347900
I don't understand.

>>34347898
>>34347900
>>34347906
oh god, so ya grab em lengthwise, find the middle where their pussy is gonna be, and fuck 'em. you might as well be a fucking cross

>>34347930
So you alternate with each thrust?

>>34347940
might as well do a mambo while you're at it

Where do I find the synth womb upgrade for my automaton?

>>34347952
Not sure if commercially available or have to order a custom.

>>34343795
>beer laced dog breath
What a cutie patooty. I'd spend all day watching buddy cop movies with her.

>>34347952
find that shady tanuki that always there, but in a trashcan

>>34344989
Those are some top shelf assfangs.

Bros... I'm sorry, I don't think I can into demons anymore... I feel a holy power awakening within my pants.

Man I love how Warhammer Fantasy is pretty much liked or accepted here as opposed to 40k.

Is it because compared to 40k, Fantasy is more "down to earth" and at least simple in comparison to 40k? Plus thanks to Warhammer Fantasy Total War. It is ripe with Monstergirl posting and it Mamono Mana Corruption posting. Replace Khaos with literally the MGE Mamono and Demon Realms in general.

And of course, mamono-fy all the monsters.

>>34345112
based

>>34343385

>>34348004
let into flow through your rod and pierce the loins of those who dwell above

>>34346950
I don't quite know what's going on in this picture, but it can't be good if she's that smug.

>>34348004
That's a crime against heaven. 10.000 years of rape.

>>34348120
then why did god give me these urges, then? Does she enjoy my suffering?

>>34348045
Where do you stick it in?

>>34345112
Gross.

>>34348183
cya alp in training

>>34348153
God gives blessings and curses in equal measure. Surely 10.000 years of rape is just the angels' means to correcting you into a valiant warrior soul.

>>34348200
shit taste 3dpdfag

>>34348205
What if you turn the tables on them?

>>34348205
ok, put why rape, why not sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

>>34348236
Because they're angels or something.

>>34348024
I love fantasy. 40k has turned into a fucktarded collection of retcons and order aligned factions fighting against each other for no reason. And since 40k blatantly takes so much from european culture it's naturally going to strike a chord with most fantasy fans.

But none of the factions make a lot of sense if you replace chaos with monsters completely unless they're just a subfaction and chaos remains an all consuming threat that just has monsters as a friendlier face for whatever reason. In the most hugboxy version of mge you can think of if monster girls were chaos they would spend a lot of time defending humanity against orcs. So much to the point that beastmen would probably be considered friendly nature spirits or some shit. Shit could just get wierder from there.

>>34348205
>You lust after an angle? 20,000 years of rape!
>Whats that? ten years in and your lust only grows? Your punishment is extended by another 10,000
>What's that?
Don't believe the divine lies, It's entrapment, I tell ya!

Dark elfs warriors give amazons a run for their money

>>34348235
Maybe that's one of the outcomes God left for (You). Maybe raping them back, taking the angels back to Earth as your wife and populating the kingdom of god with Nephilim children is part of His plan. Maybe it's for you to get raped for 10.000 years until you can't think anything except loving and fucking angels to spread more of your seed. God works in indirect, mysterious and unpredictable ways.
>>34348236
God doesn't give you an endeavor you can't accomplish. Surely angel rape is a door to many choices ahead of you.
>>34348255
You sound like you have learned nothing. More 10.000 years.

>>34348205
well, my dick is now hard enough to pierce the heavens now

>>34348255
>angle
angles your cock

>>34348266
I want to defeat a Dark Elf warrior and give them a taste of the M side for once.

>>34348288
Careful where you aim that. You don't wanna suddenly crash into something an angel was working on and ruin it.

>>34348332
What can I say? She's acute one

>>34348266
>ask your amazonian dark elf if she wants to smash
>she brings back a hammer

>>34348363
It was a reference to the infamous grandma Wight greentext.

>>34348349
shit, gave a money shot to a very big valkirye
am I fucked?

>>34348396
That depends. If she wasn't busy, you might be alright.

>>34348396
only if you don't coat her in it. Uneven bukkakes piss them off.

>>34348412
>>34348418
I did cover her alright, but she was giving a speech at the time

>>34348396
MGQ Valkyrie canonically forced a guy to ejaculate thrice in public just for telling her off. You are fucked, anon.

>>34348266
She would give both of them a run for their money

What would a snake-mimic greenworm look like?

>>34348474
A what?

>>34348456
>Greenworm!
>What is best in life?
MWEEEH! To Gnaw their cabbages and hear the lamentations of their celery!

>>34348474
A what

>>34348481
A Greenworm resembling the real life caterpillar Caterpie is based on.

Whats your waifus favorite snack? besides (you)

>>34348499
I'll figure it out one of these days, I've been studying caterpillars to get a better idea of how to draw the little bugs, so just tell me the species name and I'll draw it one day.

>>34348538
bacon burger

>>34348496
The warband approaches. All you can do is forfeit your harvest.

>>34348552
Just image search googling "snake mimic caterpillar" gives lots of results.

>>34348552
>>34348580
Also, there's more than one species that can do that. If you want the Caterpie-looking one, just search "real life caterpie".

tommorow 420, remembemr to give the devil's lettuce to green worms

>>34348024
I just enjoy the TWW games and go adventuring in a mamanofied version of the universe. Also getting found looting a Lizardmen (lizardgirls?) temple and being used as a breeding slave by all the various colourful types of lizard girls.

>>34348580
haha these things look hilarious, alright I'm definitely drawing a greenworm like that at some point

>>34347653
fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak mamonos stronger

>>34348538
fries

>Ah yes
>Me
>My husband
>And the 4ft squirrel he kidnapped this morning

>>34348699
is his name cletus?

>>34343385

>>34348699
Wait, what? Is the poor squirrel okay?

>>34348699
whats the squirrel for? writing their romance for a novel? a toy for his waifu? a practice daughter?

which monster can cure my melancholy?

>>34348727
I was loopy from painkillers and thought she would make a good pillow. She's fine.

>>34348724
cute wock

>>34348286
>>34348255
I don't care if loving Valkyries is a sin, I want to marry one and shower her with affection for the rest of my mortal life.

>>34348024
I don't know anything about warhammer fantasy.

>>34348788
20,000 Years

>>34348788
The penalty for that is an eternity of marriage

>>34348799
I want more than that.

>>34348205
This stuff is what dark valkyries and pandemonium inclined mamono would do, not the uncorrupted versions. But they would be REALLY into it.

>>34348804
But anon, you will be getting more than that, after all, the 20,000 is just the initial session

>>34348756
Oh, okay then.

I sleep nude last night with my valk, when I woke up, i felt i fiught a hundred succs, wha happened?

>>34348752
Cheshire.

https://pastebin.com/pnBBmuRs
https://pastebin.com/GYsirxn8

Which monster girl is the biggest jobber?

>>34348846
i'm gonna die of smug, thanks anon.

>>34348836
The Valk was actually Succs in disguise.

>>34348856
Vampires, they even produce their own counter in the form of Dhampirs allowing even more opportunities to job

>>34348801
>>34348812
Sounds great, when can I start?

>>34348871
how can that be? she was one lady, how could one girl hold a hundred within her

>>34348891
You were just too distracted by the possibility of angel titties to see through their clever disguise

>>34348912
that still doesn't anwser the question, how could one average-sized valk hold a hundred succs, are they short stack succs?

Monster girls for this feel?

>>34348918

>>34348538
Pretty obvious but anything plant really

>>34348943
>salad bar just so happens to be tall enough to keep greenworms from reaching it without assistance
this has to be discrimination

>>34348930
booba and had a thought, what would a man need to do in MGE to get a bigger dick, as in are there penis pumps or something?

>>34348955
It's called "planning ahead."

>>34348955
Can't they climb on walls?

>>34348976
YEET the Greenworm's bully!

>>34348856
Greenworms job so everyone else can feel strong, but deep down everyone knows who's actually in charge: It's the slimes, the weed-eaters are more interested in regular trees than the combat skill trees.

>>34348921
>tfw no vennominaga wife

>>34348955
Well they used to have a smaller salad bar, but apparently "my tummy was growling" isn't a good enough excuse for cleaning out the whole salad bar in one sitting. Don't worry, I have the Sabbath lawyers on this one, nobody gets away with not having loli-accessible stuff in their restaurants these days.

>>34348024
>>34348245
The most favorite thing for me that has come from Warhammer Fantasy posting here. Is that Lescatie is Brettonia.

Both Lescatie and Brettonia have been agreed to be the same as both of those places are Le Chivalry obsessed Knight in Shining Armor shitholes that produces many valiant heroes and knights and Paladins. But all at the cost of the quality of life and living for the regular peasant small folk and anyone who isn't a upper class noble to live in squalor and poverty.

Until one day, Druella and the Monstergirls came in, leweded and sex'd the whole place up and Lescatie/Brettonia is now made a better place to live.

Also the implication that Wilmarinna, the other fallen maidens and even Let are Grail Knights.

>>34348988
That's why Papillons are so nice and joyful. The self-sacrifice as a Greenworm does them well to mellow out their personalities and make them much more grateful for the little things in life.

>acts like warhammer posting is commonplace here
>reddit spacing

>>34349006
The nomouth and snakes around her arms made her hotter.

aight this is stick up, put all your meat in the bag and no one gets blamed into estacy

>>34349088
Can't you lead her into a trap with the meat?

>>34348930
Huge mana tanks for big spells!

Only the women with the largest breasts can tear rocks from the heavens or stop the flow of time.

>>34349088
I bet you if I run and hide in a tree she won't find me

>>34349098
I wanna jump on her torso and violate her tits with brutal thrusting.

>>34348985
I've heard that there's only one thing that Danukis hate more than a YEETing, and that's a warm snuggle session. I've heard they hate it so much they let out a little "mmmmmmmmh" noise during it! We should snuggle the Nukis rather than YEET them, it'll be more effective!

>>34349094
you do it, then I dare ya
>>34349103
the tree can be pulled down, silly

>>34349113
fingers who have been in everyone pie wrote this

>>34348286

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that shortstack breasts are extremely relaxing and that you should have at least two shortsacks in bed to optimize your comfy.
Dwarves are the recommended species for this task as I don't want to get grudged so send help or

wurm hillbillies

>>34349113
SNUGGLEYEETING!
Throwing myself in the air at the same time I throw her while holding her tightly!

>>34349114
Wurms are dumb.
>Ooh, piece of meat!
>Ooh, piece of meat!
>Ooh, piece of meat!

>>34349156
now ya got a wurm followin ya, what ya gotta do now?

>>34349129
>the nightly report anon was taken
a damn shame, but it's kinda embarrassing to lose to dwarves, how does tha

>>34349173
Spring the trap, leaving her dangling in a cage high up in the air.

>>34349124
Is tbis from Paradox? The design is different from when I played MGQ

>>34349178
So it wasn't just one anon all along?

>>34349198
do you know how much a single wurm would weigh?

>>34349124
Does this actually get you a maledom scene?

>>34349098
>That doujin where her and the wizard accidentally drink love potions and hate fuck each other
Only issue is that it should have been longer

>>34349207
There's always a stronger trap.

>>34349129
Some shortstack wives are more evil than others and that's okay

>>34349217
What's the context of it being hate fuck?

>>34349219
why trap her, you want to have her?

>>34349226
Name is Yukiyanagi No Hon 31 Majo To Reiyaku

>>34349250
Her boobs look pretty small in this one.

>>34349265
That's funny because they're still far larger than an average woman's

>>34349291
Still too small.

>>34349098
They aren't mana tanks, they're melee/grapple protection.

>>34349145
>Nuki very smug writing some bullshit to stop anon from yeeting her
>Expecting snuggles from anon
>Nuki considerably less smug when Anon goes full WWE on her ass and piledrivers her to the ground

>>34349171
Well time to breed some gotes

>>34349098
this is a cow plz refute this!

>>34349114
She wouldn't pull down a good friend's house!

>>34349320
then why do you deny the meat

>>34349300
still cant protect her from a full nelson

>>34349300

>>34349098
how can b*phs even compete?

>>34349342
this kills the hob gob

>>34349342
the cock always wins in the end

>>34349303
>Bah Gawd, she doesn't even have a family yet!

>>34349300
Attack from the blind spot.

>>34349343
bepis?

>>34349426
asanagi draws such cute shortstacks... the world would be a much better place if he wasn't such a fucking degenerate

>>34349342
I want to bully monsters with my incubus dick like this.

>ATTENTION ALL SINGLE MALES, BY ROYAL DECREE, PANTS ARE NOW ILLEGAL, THAT IS ALL.

>>34349446
Okay, so just a singular pant then.

>>34349446
>"You didn't say anything about underwear, though!"
>several men running down the street in just boxers and briefs

>>34349446
Long kilts 'tis.

>>34349464
They'll make fun of you and say you're wearing a skirt.

>>34349446
this is the worst law ever since the hole in the wall act.
this retard monarch never ceases to amaze me.

how do you make your waifu happy?

>>34349204
It's Paradox yeah

>>34349214
Nope. She just says that right before you respawn

>>34349477
We'll see whose laughing when the lads show up blasting bagpipes and wielding claymores.

>>34349482
By forcing her lips to smile with my fingers.

>>34349485
I wish it had some maledom scenes.

>>34349438
Could be worse. He could go full degenerate and do nothing but the fucked up shit. At least we get some normal stuff now and again.

>>34349446
That's pretty cruel, winters here get really cold, and I don't think my long underwear will be enough.