/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Tell me when they make a navigator that is voiced by Norio Wakamoto.

>>3433474
IIRC, they have a GPS?

Whatever helps them sell stuff, I guess.

>>3433464
You think she's moe now.

Just wait until she pops up for the 50th time after you've tried to save a Word document.

>>3433482
sure beats the fucking paperclip

>>3433490
I kinda feel bad for him when he says that it seems that you don't want to see him anymore.

;_;

>>3433464
>2009年9月26日
Jesus I didn't know Japan was 2 days in the future.

>>3433495
;_;

So now microsoft makes an official win7-tan?
Awesome.

>Windows 7 premium package in Japan include a moe OS navigator voiced by Mizuki Nana.

Fucking brilliant. I'm one of sad souls who buy it because of this

>>3433514
;_;

I want to actually buy japanese Windows 7 now.

An OS voiced by Feito? DO WANT!

>>3433514
;_;

Where do I obtain this said navigator?

She actually looks really cute.

I still think I'll get my dad to lend me his business key for Windows 7, though.

>>3433567
This

Microsoft: Fuck all this OS moe characters, we do shit canon and right here. Eat your hearts out otafags

Must.... resist .... this obvious... capitalist.... trap.....

is that Microsoft trying to push it's own 7-tan?

I for one welcome our new 7-tan overlord with feito's voice.

Probably she was chosen because "7" is read as "nana" in Japanese.
And this character's name is 窓辺ななみ(Nanami Madobe). "窓" means "window."

>>3433464
Simply capitalizing wouldn't express my feelings enough, so pic related. Hopefully this will be amazing.

>>3433613
So did Nana Mizuki just become the richest VA ever simply because of her name?

Fuck, just yesterday installed english version.

Today was a grave defeat for Mac users.
Unless Apple has a new "Mac X: Cherry" OS in plan voiced by Tangei Sakura.

Wait until EA buys Touhou.

An OS voiced by Kugimiya Rie would be pretty entertaining...actually it's kinda hard to imagine a tsundere OS.

>>3433638
I`d vote for Kugimiya Rie. It.. it`s not that I like her or anything.

>>3433648
I'd actually prefer her using her Kagura voice.

>>3433630
How can she become the richest through this job?

>>3433648
Win2k-tan with Touko tsunderish voice.
FUND IT

Give me one voiced by Mamiko Noto.

>>3433648
>it's kinda hard to imagine a tsundere OS

No it isn't.
All my PCs seem to be tsundere with me.

>>3433464
we need to get our hand on this

>>3433648
You do know most of her roles are not Tsundere right?
You are just as likely to get a shota boy/.

>>3433661
Stop using Linux then.

Windows Ultimate with Nana voice?
More like, Windows Ultimate Diamond.

>>3433661
Upgrade to Vista or 7 then.

OS voiced by Romi Paku is my OS of choice.

OS with NAKATA JORJI FUCKING WHERE

Ootsuka Akio would be nice too. This is Snake. Your spelling sucks.

So what is this actually? do we get something like feito saying "Windows, seeetttooo uuuuupp!" when windows starts?

Stupid Anonymous, you can't delete these files!

>>3433695
>Windows, seeetttooo uuuuupp
Sorry, but I can't resist
HNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

Call me when they get Reina Tanaka to voice one.

I'd prefer the Gundam mains' CVs to voice it.

>>3433657
My vote for her to voice XP-Tan

>>3433703
Fuck that, I want Kevin J. England to voice it now.

>>3433703

I reacted in exactly the same way.

>>3433721
WINDOWS GET SET

Actually, I'd really want my windows system to have Bardiche's voice for everything.

"RUN PROGRAM"
"DOWNLOAD COMPLETE"
"CLOSING"

>>3433721
In fact, brb changing all windows sounds to Bardiche quotes now.

How long before some random person ports OS-7 Tan over to english windows? I'm sure someone will rip her out of her Japanese home and put her on the internet.

>>3433742
Are there voice packs like that? I know some of the early OSTs had the voices I think. I don't know if the StrikerS voices are around.

>>3433748
I hope so

>>3433751
I'll either end up using the quotes from the A's OST or ripping it from StrikerS. I'll have to listen to the ones on the A's OST first to decide.

I-i-it's not like I don't want you to restart or anything. It's j-j-just that I think you wouldn't be able to do anyhing without my help. Geez ! Don't get so full of yourself.

So what will the navigator actuially do?

>>3433760

who cares

>>3433760
read the on screen messages on Nana Mizuki's sexy voice

This is fucking awesome

Madobe Nanami "Hello User Anonymous. YOU GONNA GET BEFRIENDED!"

>>3433756
Anyone have any specific suggestion for certain sounds?

Email Microsoft in USA now. We fucking NEED this to go international!

>>3433748

Feito-chan confirmed for being kidnapped

>>3433759
Do want.

>>3433829
I'm going to need subtitles for my Windows.

>>3433829
But who would the dub voice be?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gpn7BFdyQGE

Nanoha weapon sounds make everything better.

>>3433857

You just missed the whole fucking point. And why do you care about dubs anyways?

>>3433870
Whoa. Which device goes, "Alright, buddy!"

>>3433857

Moneca Stori

>>3433857
Subtle
6/10

>>3433503
>Japanese are crazy
>They're living in the future

>>3433887
Subaru's Mach Caliber

>http://shop.tsukumo.co.jp/special/090925a/
>I went to Tsukumo to order it (they ship overseas) but both the 32bit and 64bit versions are listed as "sorry we already sold out of our allotted quantity."
DUDE
IT JUST GOT ANNOUNCED WTF

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8ATkRAmNmo

I remember setting the critically-low-battery warning on my laptop to some eroge soundtrack with moaning and the equivalent of "no... don't... please stop..."

I remember setting my computer to Tsugumi's voices.
But then I turned it off because it was embarassing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0GzyPLEXvM
Bardiche's dub voice is kind of scary.

http://www.sofmap.com/topics/exec/_/id=windows7/-/sid=3
If ordered at Sofmap, it also includes a numbered limited edition telephone card drawn by Hinoue Itaru of Kamikita Komari from Little Busters

>>3433916
10 hours ago, actually.

>>3433503
>2009年9月26日

If I was to go to Japan right now I'd be twenty years old.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph-byf8Edgk&feature=related

>>3433939
>Windows 7 and Little Busters promo
...what?

>また、Ultimateに関しては通常版のほかに、予約特典がついた「パーツバン
ドル予約限定
>プレミアムセット」も7,777個の数量限定で発売予定となっている。

The version with Madobe Nanami in it is limited 7777 copies.

Apparantly there were over 7000 Japanese otaku who rushed to order this, lol

>>3433464
Does this mean then that she's the official Windows 7-tan?

>>3433939
the hell?
did they just have some left over from some other promotion?

>>3433939
>Kamikita Komari
Why would you want that?

>>3433959
>>3433958

Yeah, probably some other Softmap promotion left overs

>>3433952
They'll make more.

>>3433968
And if they don't... they will feel the wrath of 100 million hungry otaku hackers who will rip their OS to shreads and tear our Nanami-tan out of it, and post her on the internet for all of us to gangbang her.

Right?

Oh, Microsoft. Always behind with the times.
Don't they know that moe is going out of style? The next big thing will be traps. Give it one year.

>>3433981
>Implying traps can't be moe.

MACFAG STATUS: TOLD

In before doujin depicting Nanami being raped.

Oh god, Feito-chan as the voice of my computer. I will HNNNGGGG from startup to shutdown.

this could get me to upgrade from XP to 7
this could make me get a job and build a new PC
damn you gates, you brilliant motherfucker

when are we gonna get a torrent of this?

>>3433981
They try just about everything - last I heard from them, they were opening up a Microsoft Cafe in Paris (to promote launch of windows 7) because to warm up the Cafe-loving frenchfags. And now this - well, it might actually work though.

Which reminds me. Does a 7-tan exist?

I WANT THIS GIVE IT TO ME

hopefully I'll be downloading this soon
thanks for the heads up OP

Capitalism....what an amazing thing...

>>3434208
What he said.
...I can't believe I'm this easy to manipulate.

How about being voiced by Sayaka Ohara's Beato?

Awesome

>>3434696
So if they want to sell Windows 7 to Americans, all they have to do is wrap the packaging in hotdogs and hamburgers.

>>3434713

she does now.

>>3434758
Most average American's already use Windows, so just need to appeal to "hipsters" and such a thing wouldn't work.

When you make hidden files visible in explorer and try to go into the WINDOWS folder, you should see an image of 7-tan covering herself up while in the middle of changing, while yelling "Ecchi!"

>>3434772
Maybe an image analysis program that changes her clothing based on the desktop? or perhaps the theme?

Let me speak out from my stereotypical image of America.

All they need to do to sell Windows 7 is to bundle it with a KFC bucket full of wings and extra skin, tons of fries, and a bottle of ketchup.

>>3434839
There's not that many black people in America.

>>3434852
I got this image from watching South Park, not black folks.

>>3434852
19%

>>3434860
That's not a lot in comparison to any African country.

bump

less than a month away! COUNT DOWN TO FEITO!

Call me back when they make a Mizuhashi's.

>>3435581
I think you need rainmeter for that.

I... I want a moe OS navigator voiced by some jap woman...

>>3435937
???
that's exactly what this is

>>3435943
no i mean i want one for my PC. I've got win7 pro but since its american i have no moe OS navigator ....

>Wait until EA buys Touhou.

I'd rather they added Touhou to the olympics. Then EA can follow up and spam some games.

Superior!

>>3433464
>implying MICROSOFT is getting some brain.
.. wait ! What?
You're not the Witch of miracles, right?

>>3436164
We like to make fun of them all the time, and I think it's well deserved, but at the end of the day.. you don't become this successful by being stupid.

MS is far from lack of faults, but I think in general they've been very smart in their business. That's why they're at the top of the food chain.

>>3436190
I blame their success on lawyers, copyrights, and everything related to that.

Just looking at what their marketing section is doing makes me lose even more faith in humanity.

I know which version of Windows 7 I'll be pirating.

I want a character song album.
1st song:
NANA-iro no you ni ~7mi ver.~

>>3436149
I like this one better too. why didn't they pick the obviously superior drill hair loli version?

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm26528
IT'S FINALLY HERE

>>3436262
Because the one in OP's pic is just much cuter.

Just look at her. I want to take her home and show her around my folders and customized keyboard shortcuts if you catch my drift.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm2215942
Whoops, wrong one.

>>3433464
Can't wait for me legal free copy of windows 7.
but I don't want to install this annoying shit though.

>>3436266
drill hair is always better than short hair

>>3436362
Fuck you and your empire.

>>3436266
You just want to hear what she say when you open your porn directory. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

>>3436262
because the original artist called it Vista Tan V2 and it's tagged as Vista in danbooru gelbooru and pixiv.

the drill hair loli not win7 tan

>>3433739
>>3433751
>>3433756
I've made a Nanoha device voice pack (including voices from the first season and A's) aeons ago:

http://rapidshare.com/files/87372512/Nanoha_device_sounds_1-2.rar

Includes a total of 178 sounds from Bardiche, Durandal, Graf Eisen, Klarwind, Laevatein, Raising Heart and Book of Darkness (Yami no Sho), divided like this:

Raising Heart - 61 sounds
Bardiche - 60 sounds
Book of Darkness - 20 sounds
Graf Eisen - 19 sounds
Laevatein - 11 sounds
Klarwind - 4 sounds
Durandal - 3 sounds

I used to have my Windows sound theme almost completely replaced with Raising Heart clips. Shit's awesome, I think I should do the same thing again now that I found the pack again myself too.

>>3433457
> I read this on http://www.anentalk.com/ (en = on) last night.
I second this.

>>3436374
fag

>>3436560
Well it has to be hexadecimal compatible.

>>3436499
fuck, how do i replace my sounds? shit is awesome

Oh yeah does anyone have the ever17 sounds? I uninstalled it after I beat it, which was a grave mistake...

>>3436785
If you're using XP, Control Panel > Sounds and Audio Properties > Sounds tab