/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>34326788
He looks a little in over his head.

Ancient chinese wisdom: OP is a fag

the cock is a mighty weapon, it can take down monsters 3 times your size. so remember to pull it out, pierce their loins and pound like your life depended on it

>>34326623
Do it, my man.

>>34326627
>>34326698
If you're banging a Slime or turn into one, sure. You will probably not be zapping people. But Runya is from the literal supermagic research species. Every other one of them does crazy hard magic, even the chubby (and a bit slow I guess?) Marune. The almost heretic farming wizard does magic, but research magic wizard can't.

Living in a swamp is enough to make Dark Mages with massive magic power and no education is required at all. Actual swamp hags turn to archmage MILFs. The Sabbath literally made TWO magical species, that afaik, can always do magic. They even get a fusion dance! The underlings Runya has to deal with everyday are fucking magic Dragonball Z lolis. This was no accident. KC doesn't like librarians. Or possibly the head of the PSIA.

>Moron... Idiot... Buffoon...
>Insect... Worm...
>I kept warning you about staying up late
>A headache... A fever... Pathetic
>You're not going anywhere today
>This is not negotiable
>You will be in my care
>I will never let you out of my sight
>...get well soon...human...

i just went through the archives
why is there so little art of my wife Runya?

>>34326896
Is the king sending her along with me on my quest?

If a succ was sending me videos of her fingerblasting herself, I'd make sure she knows I'm into yuri, group masturbation, and female lolicons.

>>34326961
Just recolor other art, all the baphos look and act the same anyways.

>>34326996
but Runya has her hair down and not in twin tails

>>34326996
(You)

>>34326961
Hatred of librarians, it's a damn shame.

>I can borrow him, right?

who in MGE needs a good dickin, aside from the Chief god?

>>34327132
Druella

>>34327132
Probably that CC Dragon who hasn't seen a human for millennia

>>34327132
The simple girls losing the battle for literacy.

>>34327132
Sandworms

>>34327132
Saphirette Spherica, dick the nerd and dick her good.

Would you rather have a beastman wife or reptile wife?

>>34327132
Sad braincows trying to teach simple monsters to read and write.

wurms make my pp feel funni

>>34327231
If reptiles include sneks as well then I'll go with that. Mainly because they can milk you with a long tongue

>>34327231
Beast is best

>>34327231
Neither, although I am partial to mofu

>>34327231
reptile

>>34327132
Cheshire cat. She is such an asshole she'd probably use her magical powers to pull down your swimming trunks in the beach while you are surrounded by mermaids.
She is an irredeemable asshole

>>34327231
Worm. Worm of the sand in particular.

Overgrown lizards that have learned flight are a good second choice, as are long reptiles. I can also appreciate fight lizards as well.

>>34327231
hard to decide, especially considering both have been tracking me since I went to the new world.

>>34327231
Both are good, so I'll just roll two random ones and pick my favorite of the two.
>Basilisk
>Ren Xiongmao
Reptiles win this time, but I would probably go with beastman as a category because of their variety.
And for anybody who also wants to try random:
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Reptile_Type
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Beastman_Type

>>34327231
I've got nothing against the reptiles but beastgirls all day.

>>34327303
But they only do that stuff to their husband. That would make it worse.
>15) Cheshires are well-known for teasing males, but are there any cases where they have fallen for specific male so profoundly that they're unable to tease him?
>Cheshires don't tease males they don't like so actually their teasing indicates that they have fallen for that male. I guess something like 'she tried to tease him by denying his orgasm but failed because she also wanted his cum so badly' can happen, but it all depends on the individual differences in the end! (KC)

>>34327303
so fuck her in the asshole

>>34327231
Must return to monke. Or she will put her ass in my face. On second thought I'll just wait here.

>>34327231
I love wurms

>>34326788

>>34327362
big meaty paws are my favorite

>>34327330
>Salamander
>Hinezumi
What the fuck? I love harems now.

>>34327231
Beastman all the way.

>>34327330
>High Orc
>Jabberwock
I'll let someone else have the dragon, I'm going to marry the boar.

>>34327383
Very good.

drawing wurm tail is hard

>>34327330
>Apophis
>Hinezumi
Assuming they both have body types I like, I'd prefer the cute wuxia mouse over Apophis any day.

>go to a mamono school
>be one of the few males there
>haven't gotten raped yet but most of the monsters have my contact info
>I made it a personal policy to not tell anyone after the first few times but that hasn't stopped others from acquiring it through more questionable means
>they have been spamming me with selfies of themselves ever since
>literally have gigabytes worth of photos of my classmates of varying degrees of lewdness
>some of them have even started recording videos of themselves
>apparently "seduce Anon" is a perfectly valid extracurricular activity, the movie and the photography club have certainly been milking that for all it is worth
>when the Eros priestess that is supposed to teach the religion class comes it won't be extracurricular for long

How can tailets even compete?

Go on pull the tail, it is completely safe.

I want to hear how you bring your wife's blood pressure up.

>>34327516
I'm pulling all the tails and nobody can stop me!

>>34327527
grab my biggest rifle and power it up with some magic until you can literally hear it struggling to stay together and fire it

>>34327527
Soap.

>>34327660
Soap?

>>34327527
She's normally very timid, but if I feel like getting my pelvis pummeled I just have to start a sentence with:
>"So I was talking to one of my female coworkers today..."

>>34327527
>"Yes, instead of cooking steak for dinner, I've decided we'll have this lovely tofu and basedbean substitute chicken! It tastes just as good, and there's no meat in it!"

>>34327455
>>apparently "seduce Anon" is a perfectly valid extracurricular activity, the movie and the photography club have certainly been milking that for all it is worth
It should be. Monster girls breed other monster girls, so they should learn how to share and care, specially with human women, otherwise the boom of birthrates will be followed by a colossal decline due to the disparity between males and females in the future world.
The schools really should have matchmaking classes and the like

>>34327527
Stairs and bathrooms

Alright I'm taking some guesses
>>34327552
Gremlin ticked off that you're breaking her shit|
>>34327660
High orc, or a P'orc
>>34327665
White snek
>>34327671
Yepa!
>>34327689
A....a snek?

>>34327671
>>34327747
Is actually Mino, but good guess.

>childhood friend is a raiju
>serial masturbator, as to be expected
>somehow, she's worse than other raiju you've met
>frequently would ask you for your wank material preferences throughout highschool
>would come to school with a pill vibrator in her so she could focus
>ect, ect
>both of you are in college now
>dont see her much
>one night after getting entirely too drunk for her own good, she shows up at your apartment
>she's acting all clingy
>starts crying into your arms about how how stupid she was
>"yes, you are, but what happened?"
>turns out asking for your porn preferences was her own stupid way of flirting
>now you're glad you never actually shared anything with her
>comfort her for a few minutes she passes out on your couch
>next day she doesnt remember anything
>damn she must have been really fucking drunk
what do?

>>34327552
>>34327747
nah, wurm cause she wants to do it too but good guess for what I gave ya

>>34327680
Sex with a snek already feels like workout

>>34327527
>"Maybe we should find an onee-chan for the harem."

>>34326850
in reality it doesn't work that way, and dominant females use your testicles against you and your penis becomes their toy

>>34327661
>>34327747
Even the cleanest arthropod doesn't like soap. A Cancer wouldn't tolerate soap. My girls are less hygienic pic.

>>34327660
What the hell kinda name is "Soap"?

>>34327812
then you ain't trying hard enough, put your back into then

>>34327527
Mentioning ruthless terrorist organizations determined to rule the world.

>>34327847
Your wife is a GI Joe?

>"Haha anon, I went onto a forum for human women and typed 'seething chestlets,' come look at all these replies! I didn't know people fell for bait that easily!"
>"Then again, I remember how I got you as my husband..."

>>34327747
>stairs and bathroom
Centaur.

>>34327527
waking up without me in her coils

>>34327882
i feel like stairs and bathroom are bad for so mano monsters
>centaurs
>mermaids
>snakes
>arachnids
>anything with wings for hands how do they wipe?

>>34327860
Yes. The amount of times she has plunged her fist into Cobra and drawn out her evil plans is proof of that. This is her interrogation face. She's had a lot of practice. Cobra attacks our house every weekend, on the dot.

>>34327527
Neglecting my health and well being. Relying on her too much, to the point of excess.

>>34327963
You're bringing MY blood pressure up, Anon.

>>34327527
Mess with her wings.

>>34327920
>spoiler
Wiping instead dunking your ass into a pile of leaves and twerking. Pathetic.

>>34327812
So long as the setting isn't warped by /tg/'s retardation, I don't need to even slightly concern myself with dominant mamono approaching me.

>>34327527
"I want to cancel the contract"

>>34328008
classic kot trap
always watch your back

>>34327527
Deny myself her venom, then go into withdrawal.

>>34327527
Water and poorly dubbed speech.

>>34327747
Not Whitenake, just a monster wife who loves me very much.

>>34328039
manticore or girtablilu

>>34327963
Not a Devil, got it.

>>34327527
by moving towards the door

>>34327527
Talk about the sabbath and their flat chests.

This morning I dreamed I was resting my head on succubus thighs. God, they were so soft. And they smelled so nice, too.

>>34327527
Being an iron jawed manly guy who don't need no coddling.

>>34328039
Apophis?

>>34328134
I dreamed a few days ago of being written up for some sort of crime, dumped into a chute, and placed in a section of the city where I had to cover myself in the flesh of the undead careless enough to leave their flesh laying around to escape the very rational, but ravenous ghouls. Who were also blind.

>>34327963
Lizard.

>>34327963
kiki or shogg

>>34328020
>Fine. But I'm taking the tendies.

>>34328110
Boob milkotaur?

>>34327527
If I stop molesting, groping, and playing with her body.

>>34328161
Sounds fun. I still have computer virus nightmares of all things.

I did also dream that I was back in the middle ages, fighting a noble who'd been exiled to the sewers so I could bring him back to the surface and prove my innocence, though.

>>34327527
I tell her she can’t clean the house for a day.

>>34328214
A very anti extremist sabbath Holstaur yes.

>>34327527
By asking if we can skip a scent huffing session.

>>34327920
I think they could all handle stairs, carefully. Harpies wipe each other's asses with their feet. When you start dating, you're supposed to wipe for her, like a gentleman.

new to MGE, narrowing down my favorites after reading wiki entries. out of these, manticore, anubis, and raiju stand out the most imo

>>34328337
ew

>>34328364
Wtf

>>34327527
Putting her on a pedestal, taking care of her responsibilities for her, and treating her like a delicate flower. No one will get this one.

>>34328364
>oomukade on the list
You're alright anon, I'm glad someone remembers them

I've had a recurring fantasy:
>Dryad and Diamond Trumpart wives
>Through worship of the Fallen God and carefully layered magic, have the tree realm and card realm recursively nested, while allowing for portals to the outside
>Whole recursive space has Pandemonium time, as well
>By technicality, my harem is larger than I've bothered to count, but most of the girls aren't formally "wives"
>Really, only the Trumpart and Dryad fit that description, but with how often I make free use of the service staff in our home, they technically count
>As do the mamono the Dryad isekais from their homes into the realm that decide to have casual sex with me
>Or the countless girls that get mass-warped in for the semi-regular potion cocktail-fueled orgies
>Sometimes have brief romantic "affairs" with the friend-wives
>Sometimes use smaller portals to simulate glory holes in their homes

>>34328416
kiki

>>34328079
>>34328155
Manticore

>>34328398
idk anon i just am not huge on being treated like a kid, though cuddling one seems nice

>>34328365
Not directly with their feet. They hold rub tissue (leaves?) on each others asses using their feet. Which will be your job because of you amazing ass wipers. There'll be a feather in your cap, just you wait.

>>34328458
If I spoil a kiki into abandoning her duties, does that count as corruption?

>>34328287
Werefloof?

>>34328493
yup

>>34327920
>>34328010
>>34328337
>>34328489
Alright you retards need to fuck off.

>>34328418
>In spite of possessing such a weakness, love and the sweet taste of spirit energy overwhelm them, and they kiss men against their better judgment, so they are likely to end up ingesting saliva on their own. Additionally, what appears like a pattern on their upper body is actually poison glands. It is said that powerful pleasure courses through their body if they have these poison glands licked by a man, though it’s not as potent as when they take in saliva directly.
this is the part that sold me on them

>>34328458
Nope. I will guess that >>34328261 is Kiki

>>34328416
>>34328526
amazon

>>34328508
Nope.

I wanna roll around a big pile of pillows while cuddling and grappling the biggest Ushi there is

>>34328541
Nope. It is a hard one.

>>34328171
>>34328189
Nah. She's pretty big on getting me /fit/, but won't stand being considered a maid.

>>34328565
That was my next 3rd guess.

>>34327963
jinko

>>34328221
Jubjub?

big wings!

>>34328609
Night Gaunt

Heres what I have been workin on

>>34328649
Damn you really do like those thick, meaty, muscular scaletails, don't you?
Then again, who doesn't?

>>34328665
I like thick, I would classify that as obese

>>34328649
I do like MASSIVE wurm tail.
Good stuff.

>>34327383

Ahem...
Tail pegging

Its all fun and games till the local teen dark mage gets into playing pranks and swaps your wife's physiques around.
While the cheshire will enjoy being big, buff, and busty, the jinko is going to milk being a short, bottom heavy soft cat for all its worth by having me on top

>>34328738
Ahem, go back to /y/ faggot.

>>34328703
Do big girls with huge paws have to hold back squeals of delight as their little anons start bunting and nuzzling said paws?

>>34327963
>>34328573
Ochimusha?

>>34328738
>manticore accidentally extends her spines during this

>>34328738
I want a salamander to self peg herself with her tail.

>>34328762
Its how they deal with their chosen one not falling for them yet.

>>34328760
>anon instantly mindbroken
>becomes manticore's little tailsut
>teases and coddles him for the rest of his days
>if he's a good boy he'll get the tailspines again

>>34328785
See, this guy gets it.

>>34328738
Sometimes you have to fill all three of those holes while dicking her. It isn't like succs aren't tailing themselves like a bunch of nymphos. That's easy mode.

Does anyone here do writing commissions?

>>34328822
Yes, I do.

>>34328827
Could you give me contact info?

>>34328759
I am her servant, not the other way around. She has every right to watch out for me, if only to ensure I am able to serve her to the best of my abilities.

>>34328833
Discord is LukaLuu#0035

>>34328843
Dark Elf?

>>34328762
I'll do you one better, monster girl mother and daughter pegging each other with their tails while their husband/father fucks them.

>>34328861
No

>>34328874
damn, that was good

>>34328851
How big is your wait list?

>>34328896
Two commissions in line, so not very big right now.

>>34328874
Very difficult. No one got mine >>34328416 anyone want to give it a last shot before tell you?

>>34328913
It was Abuse Turtle.

remember, when monster girls have lost all options to render you unconious, they will try to use their unblockable grab attacks. For that, strip and lube up. Now you are untouchable

>>34329031
Why be untouchable, it's common knowledge monsters can't beat the cock. Just stick it in. Go ahead.

>>34328851
>tfw want to comm LLLUU but don't want to delay the original stuff longer
I might pop in there later, you got a pricing chart?

>>34329049
Really simple, just 10 per 1000 words. Anything over 50 and I throw in an extra thousand for free. Tell ya what, send me a message on that Discord and tell me what you want, and when I clear up my list I'll get to you and ask if you still want it yeah?

>>34326788
Impregnate vampires.

>>34329031
>Naked, greased up deaf anon running around a Vampire's castle taunting her with poorly enunciated cries of "You're never gonna catch me!"

>>34328851
>>34329064
Excellent, epimp yourself for our amusement writefag.

>>34329095
I only pimp myself for MGs, this is just business. The more I write, the more people that get closer to their waifus, the closer the portals are to opening.

>>34329036
how could be behind this post I wonder?

>>34329122
>buy portal brand writing to get your waifus quicker
Delete this bullshit you moron. I was joking earlier. But you truly are a shitball.

>>34329176
Anon, if you can't see that I was being sarcastic with you I don't know what to tell you man, I'm just fucking around. I only offer commissions when people ask.

>>34329079
i came into this world screamin, wet, and nude, I'll gonna leave the same way

>>34329222
By wet I hope you mean covered in pussy juice from the orgasms you give your wife of course.

>>34329192
Fuck off with your patter. Take your bullshit with you to your text editor. Work for your cents per word faggot.

>>34329237
No way fag.

>>34329235
what ya think I meant, i'm leavin my single life behind to a new future

>>34329064
Ok will message you in a bit, kind of busy right now.

>>34329256
Everything at your own pace anon, I'm always in the thread anyways even when I'm writing.

>>34329036
Lilim propaganda machine at it again, next they will be telling you how lilims are weak to handholding

>>34329073
do MGE vampires have that "can't enter a home without being invited" thing going on?
Seems like that would make them easy to bully.

>>34329266
There's no possible way these threads have been infiltrated by monster girls priming you for the DOTP. Just relax anon, we're all the same here.

>>34329276
I'M ONTO YOU, SQUIRREL

I REALLLLY REALLLY LOVE WURMS, just wanted to say that

>>34329276
>DOTP
>Day of the Pie
>the day after DOTR where all the MGs have fully creampied pussies next to their new husbands

>>34329307
It'll be a national holiday in both our worlds celebrated for millenia. Not that our worlds mean we reside elsewhere currently, fellow human male.

>>34328746
I want to show local loli Dark Mage fun and games. In bed.

>>34329276
>>34329307
I can't wait to hunt the rest of you guys down with my magic trank semiautomatic. Our new mistresses will reward me well for it. Mwhahahahah. J/k Not really, I would enjoy that a lot.

i'm trying to get into my backdoor of my house, but every time I do, a monster girl is always there to moon me. What do I do?

>>34329422
Have you tried the front?

>>34329435
I tried as well, but they just flash me, then

>>34329451
maybe if you flash back they'll let you in

>>34329522
i'll trust you, and do so. but i am wary about that

>>34329422
sleep on the streets, boom no more house payment or taxes and no more girls waiting to ambush you

>>34329574
that's how you end up with that one story that I can't find
that hobo anon who does odd jobs and gets taken in by a hellhound

Can I get a tax deduction if I let a werebat sleep in my attic?

>>34329422
Whatever you do must be done fast, won't be anything funny if one of your neighbors see you defenseless like that and ''invite you in''

>>34329574
why didn't of this, I'll just sleep in the dumpster out back

>>34329602
Taxation is theft so let a down on her luck Nuki live in your attic and boom no more taxes period

>>34329614
>inb4 anon wakes up in the mansion of vampire duchess afterwards

>>34329614
>anon crawls in dumpster
>shivering
>wishing he didn't listen to that retard on the internet
>hears knocking on side of dumpster
>bogey hops in

>>34329690
There probably are no hobos in a monster girl world if you come to think of it. For possessive and mortherly monster girls that is like throwing meat in the lion's den.

>>34329641
>be me sleepin in dumpster
>open my eyes
>am in some sort of bed
>it just screams luxury
> there's a maid right there
>she notices that I woke up
>get taken to be cleaned up
>looking fresh and clean
>am brought before the vampire duchess
>"Well, anon. I, the magnificent Maria Costlia the third have saved from poverty.
>all you have to do is be my butler
wat do?

>>34329764
>ma'am I don't even know how to die a necktie, you expect me to be your butler?

>>34329764
Bitch, you got a job without needing an interview nor thousands of hours of impossible qualifications. What's the worst that could hap-

>>34329764
be a butler, i would like to serve my vampire overlords

>>34329816
what, anon?

What type of video games would a Cheshire play?

Is KC suffering from patreon syndrome?
>popular creator turned patreon game developer
>years of development with only a content lite demo to show for it
>content he became popular for has dried up
>more time is spent complaining about being a victim than developing his game

>>34329888
Co op where you can mess with the other person.

>>34329888
don't know but DAMMN, GIRL IS THICKER THAN A BOWL OF OATMEAL

I want a CC oni

>>34329888
rampage

>>34329888
Bomberman

>>34329888
Puzzle games. Trust me she'd be an expert.

>>34329888
THIS CATPUSSY IS MAKING ME QUESTION MY LOYALTY, HELP WURM GODDESS!

>>34327527
Put an onion on a counter top in front of her completely silent and blank faced. Followed by a "Good job, girl."

>>34329888
Fighting games but she’d use her powers to grab your dick or shove her finger up your ass in the middle of the match

>>34329966
why?

>>34329888
Vegas Stakes for the SNES.

>>34329947
>Anon thought he was gonna be a scalefag
>But deep down, the seed had been planted, the seed that would slowly but surely make anon a Tom

>>34330016
NO, must sttay p-p-pure for wife

>>34329934
I can feel her smug, even if I can't see it.

Succ this

big Kunoichi butts are for burying your face in

>>34330068
they are for pounding like the wild beast you are

>>34326788
Fluffy idols

>>34329888
Fortnight
Among us
Fall guys

>>34330068
>tfw no Kunoichi gf to tie up, take a doppelgänger potion and paint myself green to reenact that scene from taimanin Asagi
>you know the one

>>34330118
>amongus

Hey guys LLLUU here, added the Vicky short to AO3. From now on all my works will be there. Through the week I'll add all of my old works as well from when I first started writing for the thread except Big City Beat I nuked that, wild it's been over half a decade. https://archiveofourown.org/works/30765833
As always, thanks for enjoying my works guys, new stuff soon.

>>34330003
It don't matter.
None of this matters.

>>34330205
waiting warmly

what monster girl would like a good shovel?

>>34329888
That's a seriously fuckable cat.

>>34329897
>dried up
Bogey came out literally like 4 months ago, I find it hard to believe he spends every waking hour doing the game. New profile will come, stop believing the
>NEVER EVER
shitposts

>>34329897
>>more time is spent complaining about being a victim than developing his game
wat?

>>34326788

>>34329897
Creeping coin, bogey, Wonderworm, new game possibly spanning the entire encyclopedia.
Cross seems to be doing pretty good tbqh Elaborate on the victim shit because this is the first I have heard of it.

>>34330378
Only three new monster girls last year. Three in his development build of the game which is supposed to have thirty girls so at his current pace it's going to be 2030 or more until new profiles or books are the focus again.

>>34330472
If you got time to worry about other peoples productivity you should worry about your own instead.

what is better than booba?

>>34330445
okay, whatever.
wheres the fucking cow though???

>>34330489
More like reproductivity holy shit I wanna breed the fox.

>>34330554
I don't know what's been going on lately, but my libido has gone insane and I want to breed every monster girl.

>>34330523
ASSda

>>34330489
>no u
Very good argument. It's a Sunday though and it's only normal to be concerned about an obvious decline.

Not questioning it would be like falling into a cult, KC's a good man and I love MGE but I wish things could return to how they were. The game was mediocre and the only good thing to come from it was tom memes.

>>34326802
it's not like he had a choice

>>34330523
Small chest and big loli butt

>>34330557
Same here. I think having the [NEED TO BREED (Monster)] trait is the first step to unlocking the incubus class and skill tree.

>>34330557
they be things in the water to make men fuck frogs

>>34330616
now good taste

>>34330621
I've saved up so many skill points, my wives are going to be bed ridden with hip aches when the portals open.
>>34330627
God the frog is made for oral. Stop bringing up more monster girls I want to bang.

Would you?

>>34330654
Is that official? It would be cool to have one, even though Anubis isn't my waifu.

Who wins in a slap-off Minotaur or Jinko?

>>34330699
why ask?

>>34330699
Whoever's Russian.

>>34330699
The audience.

>>34330699
me, because I'm gonna ask the minotaur to marry me

>>34330752
just for that, I'm betting on the american

>>34326788

>>34328568
I want to do taxes with an ushi-oni

i wanted to say something witty or some joke regarding getting soul burned but i got nothing
i just really really like Shirohebis, white snake best snake

>>34327527
"I wanna cast a spell"

>>34330982
Does she go into an anti-men lecture over how soft, sweet males shouldn't ever handle magic?

No
Bad fox!
Get off, now!

>>34331001
>I said get off now
>she said ok and started angling my cock
>and that's how you were conceived

>>34331022
>angling my cock
my
fucking
SIDES.

what were their first kisses like?

>>34330908
>No dependents? We need to correct that right now!

>>34331001

>>34330974
Some people would tell you that Shirohebi flames are the warmest thing about them, but they surprisingly aren't aware that scientific studies spearheaded by the Shirohebi Sexual Support Science and Research Dept. have found that Shirohebi snuggles are significantly more warm and soothing than snuggles from snakes with significant pigmentation. Go snuggle a Shirohebi today!

>>34331044
We haven't even signed the marriage papers yet!

>>34331044
She's making me kids and lowering my taxes. Ushis really are smarter than people give them credit for!

>>34330654
>The profile Anubis has always had a sword

>>34330752

Vasiliysa Kamotska the Jinko.

>>34331075
I've never noticed it before, what the hell.

>>34326788

>>34331080
she is the bloatqueen

tfw Ill never get to finish a mob goes wild

>>34330654
>>34331111
Same, wth.

>>34331075
Why else do you think they're so good at polishing swords?

>>34331075
Oh, no. We have changed timelines again.

>>34331163
dunno about that, but she be good at polishing me knob

>>34331152
unironically same

>>34326788
Yes.

>>34327680

Miia is one of the only times where I've liked the first girl the best.

>>34326788

You people are heartless. Cheshire is just a bit playful but you treat her like some heartless demon that would set you up to get gangraped by monster girls or broadcast (You)r feminine moans.

>>34331446
Damn, she isn't? Now I'm sad. Guess I'll have to sign up for one of those funded rape-per-view events.

>>34331446
Purple, fluffy paws that defy reality typed this

>>34331446
if not her, then who would ?

>>34331446
I want to give a Cheshire headpats but I'm afraid she'll do something tricky beforehand. How will I know if she's going to be a good girl and get headpatted?

>>34331446
Why is your IP in Wonderland?

>>34331455
>>34331469
>believing in posts that will make you drop your guard
Next time your clothes gone in the locker room and realize the gender sign outside was switched, you only got yourself to blame for that

>>34331469
Contact your nearest raccoon.

>>34331498
why the fuck would a city slicker like a chesh be in my farm for?

>>34331446
Do they make good maids?

>>34331558
Take your average Cheshire and put a maid uniform on her. What do you think?

>>34331638
Sounds like she'd abuse maid credentials to fuck you in the morning, fuck you in the bath, fuck you for dinner and fuck you to sleep.

need wurm momster

>>34331558
Define good, Is he house clean? Sometimes but she mostly spends her working shift trying to fug or distract me with her ass, I can't get any work done.

>>34331446

I'm a grumpy asshole but I'd probably go along with whatever she did. She would be a lot of fun.

what color would druella be if she tanned. she has somewhat pinkish skin

>>34331683
The meido academy has strict standards and teach maids the proper way to care for their masters. Unfortunately, most Cheshires don't graduate and are - may the DL forgive me for uttering this word - unlicensed

>>34331870
they dropouts, huh. good for them

>>34326788

>pickle lilims

>>34331931
do you think that kikis would be somewhat peeved at a mastah who is very American, like has all American guns but no aks, sks, or Moist nuggets and shits on Russian things when they come uo

>>34331960
>a pickle is fine too, *unzips dick

Men are naturally weak to smug shortstack paizuri.

>>34331960
>I turned myself into a pickle!

>>34332062
Untrue, I would never lose to pailoli.

Monster girls for this feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1Yvtvrk3ZE

>>34332172

>>34331960
>Shoving pickles up a lilim's ass and then eating them

Fact of the matter is everyone here would be powerless to being shoved between a giantess' tits

>young succubus fantasizes about what sort of grand things an expert in love like a Lilim gets up to with her husband
>the reality: >>34332216

oh no, it begins

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that it is important to shower after workouts so that your scent doesn't do things to your wives.

I want to go to Monster Jam with a high society Wight who is completely taken aback by the event but enjoys it all the same.

Which is a better shortstack?
> Pooka shapeshifter who's a mish mash of rabbit, goat and goblin.
> Kaiju girl from a digital plane of existence similar to one shown in SSSS Gridman. Can't grow any bigger than shortstack due to limitation of real life physics.

>>34332303
wurmy does tend to get a bit "worked up" when I come back from working in the fields or working out

>>34332303
>do some push-ups and sit-ups
>walk into the other room
>Greenworm looks at me
>makes a weird face
>slinks off
What did I do

>>34332264
>Lilim tells anon that she'll fulfill his deepest, darkest, sexual fantasies
>In a seductive manner, she whispers in his ear asking him what he wants from her
>Anon with a serious look on his face slams down a jar of pickles
>Some time later, lilim is seen with large pickle shoved halfway up her ass with an utter look of humiliation on her face
>Anon is in total bliss as he's surrounded by used pickles

>>34332303
Yeah right, I already heard this story >>34331498
You are not getting me gangraped by athletic monster girls, Cheshire

>>34332338
As she should.

>>34332349
You have awakened her.

>When you retire as an adventurer and then put a request out amongst monster girl mercenary groups for a cleverly worded, life long contract for a bodyguard and companion.
How long do you think it would take for a few of them to realize its basically asking for a wife?

>>34330908
>is Anon's pelvis reconstruction surgery tax deductible?

>>34332382
>Anon doesn't shower.
>Now a bunch of athletic monster girls have his post workout scent
She was only trying to save you

>>34332433
not if the kikis have anything to say about it

>>34332404
She's going to think she pulled one over on an adventurer who stayed single long enough to retire. Until her first kid learns how to read.

>>34332249
Blessed devs. Minoria's giant succ was fantastic, too.

Not enough good games with monster girls.

>>34332382
>>34332439
>if you go shower you will end up in the monster girl lockers with your clothes stolen
>if you don't the predatory ones will attack you and the calmer ones will be stimulated by the scent to lose control and rape you anyway
You literally can't win against the kot.

>>34332472
>Hey Mom, why does this mission request read like he's looking for a wife.
>Now Mercenary momster's jaw drops as she pieces together what happens

See this.
What do?

>>34330562
>tom memes
>good
Cmon now

>>34332522
1. Pat Head
2. Strip her
3. Use her as a daiki while I sleep.

>>34327771
Take advantage of her and ask her to introduce you to her friends and to teach you to seduce and pleasure them. Alternatively, embrace her and say you should make up for lost time.

>>34332496
yes, there is. get nude and lubed, then run like hell

>>34332383
But she wasn't asleep?

>>34332404
Be careful to not crush the dreams of newbie adventurers that can't read very well

>>34332383
yeah, it only takes a real good dickin to calm her down, which means one half of the day might be gone

>>34332496
>like I'm seriously going to believe a kot willingly got in a bath/shower
yeah right, even the horniest kots wouldn't do it

>>34327771
pick her up and carry her off to bed, if she's still asleep she'll be confused when she wakes up as the little spoon, if she's awake she'll be excited for low impact consensual cuddle time

>>34332522
I think we have different ideas on what an escort mission is.

>>34327527
Tell her that I bit my tongue and cheek so I can't kiss her today

>>34332522
pick up, and find a mofufiend anon, toss a bit of dark matter in a room, stuff them there and lock the door tight

>>34332592
I'm going to tell this cleric to wait for me outside a spooky dungeon and never show up.

>>34332608
She literally just needs to get in the room prior to the showers to rob your locker and switch the signs outside. Even if everyone knows the male and female rooms can’t change position, the girls will just use the excuse “it was written female locker room there teacher!” after raping (You)
And the principal would probably take pride in her school having this kind of accidental pervert/rape moments happening in it

>>34332705
Well that's rude, why would you do something like that to her?

>>34328364
Nice selection, I had (have) a very similar selection of favorites. Next you should some of the world guides on the wiki, they explain a lot more about the setting and go into detail on specific example on things. I particulary like the Sabbath book because of it's descriptions of magic, and the recent Court Alf book for it's romantic islands.

>>34332735
so shroom time it is

>>34332778
Every time is shroom time.

>>34332752
I'm a dickass chaotic neutral dual-dagger wielding dps with zero morals and a fat sack of loot I stole before my party found the chest. Nothing can stop my perfidious pilfering and dastardly deeds!

>>34332778
Why do you post this every thread

>>34332735
I'm going to post "SHOWERS ON" signs outside the school showers to ward the cheshes off

>>34332203
Who's this?

>>34328419
What do you mean by recursively nesting realms? Sound cool. Have you considered what tree your dryad possesses? If you're going with a magical tree, I reccomend corruption fruit for the pandemonium connection.

>>34331960
>>34332078
LOOK, I'M PICKLE LILIM!

>>34332563
Being seen streaking in public is the perfect excuse for anyone to shove you in their clothes.
It’s totally better to get gangraped by some sweaty girls than paraded around like that.

>>34332799
Well goodness at least you could buy her some dinner or something, she's very hungry and trying her best to make a living adventuring. She even learned how to work a censer using those little nub hands of hers!

If isekai and harem mangaka had 10% of the commitment you people have to your monster girl fantasies, they would actually be good genres.
Seriously, why are japanese writers so obsessed with never crossing the line and needless drama?

>>34332829
I'm telling you Deonora, she turns herself into a pickle. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

>>34328797
>anon gets massive, life threatening hemorrhoids
>wife has to rush him to the hospital while holding his hand
>he gets loaded onto the table in the emergency operating room
>As his wife leaves she turns around to wave goodbye, and sees anon smiling blissfully, and giving her a thumbs up
>the doctors didn't even need to give him anesthetic

>>34332837
>buy her dinner
Lol no. I'm going to take her to a fancy restaurant and buy the most expensive things on the menu. When the check comes, I'll excuse myself to the bathroom and use my shadow arts to blink out of the establishment, leaving her with the bill.

>>34328746

What would your wives do if they all had their minds swapped around for a day?

>>34332908
>go to greenworm populated city
>wanted posters all over town for rogue anon
>he's still seeding terror throughout the greenworm sphere
>adventurers told to avoid guys who use daggers and know shadow arts

>>34329307
why is it called DOTR? shouldn't it be (P)ortals rather than (R)ope?

>>34333008
Day of the rape, not rope

>>34332522
As much as this would turn me on, I'd be too cowardly to actually do anything.

>>34332908
Well at least she got some dinner and will probably enjoy herself being an indentured servant of the restaurant to pay off her enormous tab. You'd at least help her if she was in serious danger though, right? You aren't completely chaotic evil so I wouldn't imagine you could see a little bullyable worm truly suffering

>>34333018
that makes more sense. The original meaning of that acronym must have been blocking me from thinking of relevant R words.

>>34332993
>implying they can resist my record breaking dps levels
The greenworms should thank me. I'm teaching them about all the security shortcomings they've fostered. Who else would teach those adorable little blobs about life's cruelties? I'm not evil, I'm a harsh tutor.

>>34333056
i thought the original meaning was day of the rake, not rope

>>34332830
they have to catch you, then

>>34333072
That just turns them on more. Specially the lube

Good night, see ya tommorow

>>34333052
I would sell drugs to and for children. I'll steal everything that greenworm has. And when she's shackled to the walls of her creditors dungeon? I'll steal those shackles from her too. (Not in a benevolent or metaphorical way, a good pair of shackles will fetch a high price in monster cities)

>>34333093
w-will you dream of wurmy?

>>34333069
DOTRake is itself a parody of DOTRope from the turner diaries or seige, if I remember right.

>>34333093
Gnight wurm-rider

>>34333066
Anon they're little worm creatures that nobody seriously likes all that much without hands and a massive appetite that gets them in trouble. I think they know a thing or two about life's cruelties on their own.

>>34333107
what ya think, ya dummy

>>34333101
>shackled to the walls of a dungeon
why in the world would someone need to do that

>>34333115
thx for the inspiration

>>34332829
>>34332883
What a bunch of faggots you are

>>34333119
Oh, they know about cruelty. And so do I... AFTER WHAT THEY DID TO MY FAMILY!

>>34330654
that's a pretty nice figure, I'd like some legs though

>>34333161
Shouldn't have crowded out the salad bar, kid

>>34332522
"Anything need adjusting, miss?"
then
>fireman carry home

>>34333161
Anon, having a few greenworms eating your garden is hardly cause for such a reaction, you could have easily put some collard greens away from your good veggies and they would have been content with that and probably ignored your garden.

>>34329897
It's only been a couple years, and KC probably had zero coding or gamedev experience beforehand, so it's not to suprising it's taken this long. Besides, the entire time I've been into MGE he's been on semi-hiatus and only six or so MGs and two big books have been released, so I'm used to it.

>>34331475
what would the thumbnail flag for wonderland on 4monsterschan be like?

>>34333250
>family's garden is the talk of the town
>feeds us all
>the revenue from winning first place in the garden show every year is putting us through school
>until the greenworms came
>devour our entire garden overnight
>all the fruits, vegetables, tubers, and grains: gone
>they even ate the ancient Zipangunese maple that my great great grandfather planted
>with no food, family begins to starve
>don't even earn a participation ribbon in garden contest, lose money because of the entry fee
>shota younger brother has to be sold off to a hag vampire
>older brother coerced into being the buff manservant of a sabbath member
>little sister becomes dissillisuoned with her life, becomes a demon extremist determined to prevent the tragedy that befell our family from happening to anyone else
>mom turns herself into a mino, she needed the strength to remake the whole garden
I'll never stop being a dickass thief. Not until the world has as much taken from it as I have! Wherever there are greenworms with things, I'll be there to steal them. I will have my revenge!

>>34331446
Cheshires are neat. They could lead me to three distinct mamono species that rank among my favorites or near favorites.

>>34333322
>Climbs up your leg
>I'm hungry nii-san, veggies please

>>34333408
I'm going to feed my Greenworm meat.