/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for Hanyuu!

>>34332444
I love my wife Hanyuu!

Do you like waffles?
Yeah, we like waffles!
Do you like pancakes?
Yeah, we like pancakes!
Do you like french toast?
Yeah, we like french toast!
Do-do-do-do
Can't wait to get a mouthful!

Waffles!
Waffles!
Waffles!
Wa-
Do-do-do-do
Can't wait to get a mouthful!

>>34332458
I really hate Ange.

>>34332469
>poster count didn't go up
So Ange haters are just Hanyuufags trying redirect hate...

>>34332488
I don't shitpost about Ange as a Hanyuufag so it must be an impostor among us.

My eyes when Ange enters my line of sight

>>34332510
A...[red]imposter?[/red]

Reminder to hug and headpat your surrogate imouto lots and lots to prevent her from becoming a schizo time looping murderer.

>>34332584
Danm you anon.
I wrote that sentence unironically and I had among us completely disappear off my head!

>>34332587
Keiichi needed to fuck the gay out of Satoko.

>>34332647
I always found it funny that the chinese after thousand of years and technological advances, couldn't come up with an alphabet.
Stupid chinese making it all about symbols.

>>34327246
>>34327373
>>34327410
what the fuck looks like I have to reread Umineko, I never found any plotholes because I discarded everything as illusions so it doesn't really matter.

>>34332458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrWWNxvSYpY

Flipnote hatena was great for zoomers

>>34333200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBHl3cBpuSA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vNdwfWVPJ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScMJeEefHq4
I really miss fliptnote hatena.
I want to go back to those days.

>>34333257
How the fuck do I only learn about the opening flipnote today
I knew about Higurashi since I was at least 8
Thanks anon for these

>>34333288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGtfG_G5tBg&t
Oh well gonna cry myself to sleep with the nostalgia.
Will post more if I find more stuff on my painful binge.

>>34332436
baka OP

07th Expansion archive:
https://mega.nz/folder/wLxAFApJ#bw2evoJRzl6BDhlpadX1YQ

Umineko colored truths script:
https://paste.ofcode.org/pcza5cSfFfTBgmYChFT9hu

Scorpion Charm:
https://pastebin.com/aa9NjGdU (embed)

Image Based Scorpion Charm:
https://pastebin.com/G5xm1rbQ (embed)

>>34333304
For me it was forced creature breeding:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75OlLWtV8gc

>>34333288
>>34333304
What the FUCK was his problem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkUsYhFgv8I

>>34333319
Uh ok, I will concede to the colored script link in the OP.
However, I will refuse to put the scorpion charm in the OP, no need to remind myself that the faggot exists until it comes back (which is hopefully never).

does anybody have the mario ground pound webm?

>>34333362

>>34333375
thanks bro

>>34333342
doesn't matter, he's coming back next week

>>34333453
I don't want to believe that shit is happening.
If it does I guess I am fucking off from here until Sotsu airs.
I will use the time I wasted around here to finally finish RGD and my backlog of videogames and anime.

>>34333475
>I will use the time I wasted around here to finally finish RGD and my backlog of videogames and anime
Same, I'm kind of addicted to this place and it has gotten worse with the mysteries thing.

>>34333491
Well hopefully the newfags and children learn the despair of dealing with that shit.
But I guess they are going to take the whip and candy approach when it comes to this.
They could all take the "candy" of being smart and reporting him and ignoring it on sight. However they are going to taste instead the whip of letting in running around loose.

>>34333453
You sound like a broken record at this point.
Don't give him this much attention holy shit.

>>34333520
you make it sound like you can't deal with him by hiding his posts, just like you can deal with any other undesirable person. it's what I always did.

>>34333521
I don't really care, I vaguely remember italianon anyways, I remember the anons always replying "don't reply to him please" more than his posts. Plus if the majority of the posters filter him then there should be no issue.

>>34333548
What is the point of being in the thread if /a/utists, newfags and children are gonna waste it all replying to him?
I will have like 90% of the posts hidden by the end lmao.
If only the fags could fuck off to jerking off to another seasonal anime to reduce the chances of worst case scenario happening.

I love Ange.

Is this the time when everyone's asleep??

What if there was umineko 2? What would it be like? How would the gameboard differ?

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *cough cough* Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz mmmmmm... Zzzzzzz *mmm enje-chan go away mmmm...* Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *footsteps* Zzzzzzzzzzzzz *shlorp shlorp* *mmmmmmmmmmm, ugh* Zzzzzzzzzz *a-aaah ugh urrk* Zzzzzzz *plugh* Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *haaaaa... haaaaaaaa...* Zzzzzzzzz *h-hurp* Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz *glubble* Zzzzzzzzzzzz *splashing* Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *splat* uuu... mmmmmmmm... Zzzzzzzzzzz *footsteps* Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *toilet flushing* Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

>>34333760
Italianon would be right about everything

>>34333818
WHAT??? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY??? I DON'T THINK I UNDERSTAND!!!

>>34333593
>I will have like 90% of the posts hidden by the end lmao.
not true, I've been doing it for ages and don't miss out on much.

>>34333593
You do know that Gou started in October and italianon kept posting until March right? Why do you make it sound like your scenario didn't happen for months? Where have you been?

You disappoint me at this hour, /07/

>>34333871
only this hour?

>>34333877
Yes. Because that's when I wake up and I see Europeans moaning. I call it the morning moaning. Then it goes quiet, then the thread does great until 5pm and after that it takes a shit usually until the later hours of the night.

>>34333894
whining happens at all hours of the day
source: I haven't slept in 72 hours

>>34333894
euro hours best hours, know your place burger-kun

>>34333901
Nah, there's a pattern.

>>34333941
I'm European too, that's why I'm disappointed.

How did Kakegurui get away with ripping off Ryukishi's character designs?

>>34333987
>there's a patter
meds, now

>>34333319
>>34333342
I will never add the colored truths script to an OP.

>>34334065
[red]or you could not be a faggot nigger and save us the trouble of having threads full of "HOW DO I SEE COLORED TRUTHS" It's an objectively great feature, regardless of whether it attracts erp faggots or not.[/red]

>>34334104
Just ignore these contrarian faggots

Please, allow me to speak.

[red]Peepeepoopo haha stinky doody doo i poopy my panties hehehe[/red]

>>34334104
Did you mean RP or ERP? I keep seeing people saying LARP and ERP when they just mean RP. Talking about a mystery has no inherent eroticism. But if you're talking about people using it for random shit then yeah, there's some ERPers there. Specially Erikaposters. Fuck Erikaposters with a rake

these posts help me relax

I think people are mad because they're colorblind

>>34334122
I'm actually talking about rp, I just said erp for the hehehahahoohoo actual erp tends to be the funniest shit these threads produce

Good morning!! I love MY WIFE ange!!!!!!

>>34334139
Ange love worldwide!

>>34334143
cute!

>>34334143
Grimacing goblin

>>34334135
Oh, don't get me wrong, I love it too, but I just particularly hate Erika. I just want to drown her in my semen.

These posts fill me with rage

I am getting married to Ange, and yes, you are all invited to the wedding my good friends!

>>34334122
Someone saying they love Bern's feet with an Erika image attached isn't the same as ERPing. You don't know jack.

>>34334163
Ew holy shit

Why don't we ever make fat jokes about Beelzebub?

>>34334143
>>34334139
EP4 is the worst after 7 just because of this boring cunt.

>>34334163
Will there be powerbars?

>>34334104
>It's an objectively great feature
It's not, because it incites people to RP in the first place.

Why did this thread suddenly become active???

>>34334187
It was me, I'm posting everything

>>34334187
I performed CPR

>>34334165
I don’t even know what ERP is. You kids.

>>34334170
Are jokes edible

>>34334187
I reply to myself to make people believe an argument is happening.

>>34334170
She has exactly the same high grade stake body as every other stake.

>>34334197
ERPing is as old as internet itself, older than some posters here

>>34334187
I just woke up

>>34334171
Episode 4 Ange and Amakusa road trip is the best. The best.

The best part of Umineko is the very beginning of EP2

Yup, that's me.

>>34334169
Yes, it is disgusting that I have not been able to marry my soon to be wife Ushiromiya Ange.

>>34334178
There will be nothing but food

>>34334208
Oh yeah?

>>34334224
that was boring

>>34334234
Beelzeblubber

>>34334216
Why'd you fucking say it like you're Rena?

>>34334242
I wonder, I wonder.

>>34334224
The best part of Umineko is anytime Kanon is on screen.

>>34334252
nom.

>>34334224
Any part with George/Shannon and Jessica/Kanon is easily one of the most boring parts in Umineko because their characters are bland. Shannon and Kanon are only ever interesting if Yasu is involved.

>>34334292
Agreed 100%.

>>34334292
Personally I don't find George, Jessica, Kanon, Shannon or Yasu interesting.

>>34334292
Jessie! Jessie! Jessie!

the best part of umineko is the end of episode 1

>>34334229

>>34334349
stop..

7 DAYS

>>34334373
what problem he keeps talking about??

>>34334181
>adds more functionality to tags that weren't there previously
>consistent with the themes of the discussion topic
>looks 1000x better than crossboard links, and has more colors than crossboard links
>works with any style, unlike crossboard links which turn blue under every style except eyerape white Yotsuba B, eyerape white Burichan, and eyerape white Photon
You're being one of those pissy faggots who wants people to stop using good shit just because bad people use it. Fuck off.

>>34334398
His uncle.

>>34334417
If it means bad people use it we should get rid of it. Terrorism is wrong.

>>34334417
I agree with you for the most part but
>works with any style
No. I had to keep looking for a decent style to match this now, otherwise I would have to change the colors. Gold just looks too clear, close to white and unreadable on many clear themes. You have to be a dark mode fag to enjoy this. Purple is also quite dark for those. It can be edited sure, but I wouldn't say it "works with any style".

>>34334427
>bad people
You mean the people who improved the threads quality by a million times???

>>34334443
Which people

>>34334459
Who engage in/create mysteries. While faggots like you are whining as usual.

>>34334440
who the fuck uses light mode for anything, and why? Do you like being blind?

>>34334475
The mystery stuff should be in /qst/
I don’t agree with you.

>>34334149
>I just want to drown her in my semen.
that's not hatred

>>34334492
I haven't watched the anime, who the hell are these guys?

>>34334501
>i-i donn grerree reee
No one asked

Which is preferable?
>LOL SATOKO CUM IN MY PANTS FUCK SATOKO YES SATOKO TUMMY RUB LICK SATOKO CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY SEX SEX WITH SATOKO SEXTOKOOO UOHHHH!!!
or
>An engaging, maybe decently constructed mystery that encourages everyone to participate using the colored text

>>34334518
You did ask. And you are a child who uses dull memes and ‘faggot’ a lot.

>>34334521
the first one, but with colored text

>>34334501
Why are you here if you don't like mysteries

>>34334483
I don't keep my brightness on my monitor all the way to 100%. What makes me blind is the contrast between reading shit all day on dark mode anything just to suddenly have something clear white appear because I want to see a picture, a video or whatever the fuck. That is what fucks with my eyes more than the average light mode.

Besides that I've been using computers for over 20 years so I'm used to it too.

>>34334521
there is no preference because you get both whether you like it or not.

>>34334521
And you post multiple times to make it seem like your argument is more effective.

>>34334527
No I did not, take your meds grandpa.
>>34334531
They're too much for his rotten brain.

>>34334539
Yes, but if you pushed all of the latter to another thread or god forbid another board, you'd only get the former. That's objectively terrible.
>>34334545
Bitch, I'm not him.

>>34334521
Both

>>34334521
The "mystery" is filled with embarrasing roleplayers and fills up the thread too quickly, when's the last time we hit the image limit twice in a row? Not even threads during Gou's episode airing days achieved that.

>>34334531
I am fine with mysteries if they are written by Ryukishi which is the point of the general. I can’t honestly say I like the games much. They seem to belong to a different board

>>34334551
>you'd only get the former
not true, there's plenty of other stuff, satoko barely gets talked about anymore anyway, there's more angefaggotry than anything else. lewdposting is also an age old tradition of 07th threads even before the recurring general started so I don't know when did you come here or how have you survived at all.

>>34334560
Some mysteries made here are better than ryukishit's trash.

>>34334558
>embarrasing roleplayers
I did ask for your opinion, but I did not ask for your opinion on the quality of the roleplay to begin with.
>when's the last time we hit the image limit twice in a row?
This could easily happen just because of people flooding the thread with Gou screenshots or image edits while hornyposting about how they'd masturbate to Rika's body rotting in a septic tank. I'd rather hit the image limit with something that inspires creativity than have the same old tired sentence-only lewd shitposts that've been a staple of the thread for many, many years now. And it's not like I don't lewdpost, but at least I put effort into it instead of "uohhh satoko rape fragments"

>>34334558
>fills up the thread too quickly
Is this supposed to be a bad thing??

>>34334590
Then why are they here? Wouldn’t they be better in a dedicated thread?

>>34334591
>but I did not ask for your opinion on the quality of the roleplay to begin with.
Too bad.
>This could easily happen
Except it didn't, that's the point, roleplayers are that bad.
>>34334607
How new are you?

>>34334560
A lot of discussion probably belongs on other boards, but games that utilise Umineko's rules to create new mysteries is pretty decently 07th related either way and is enjoyable. It's not like mysteries in these threads are anything new either, it's just that red text/blue text script makes it more effective. If you don't like mysteries you probably shouldn't be in a general that was like majority dedicated to Umi which is pretty much a loveletter to mysteries anyway.

The mystery rp is cringy and boring as shit, floods any and all shitposting and discussion in the thread. It belongs somewhere else.

The colored text script is fucking great and has endless meme potential.

Dispose of the former, keep the latter. Keep the colored text, drop the roleplayers in a septic tank.

>>34334591
>I did ask for your opinion, but I did not ask for your opinion on the quality of the roleplay to begin with.
What a shame, you got an opinion you did not like.

>>34334616
There's nothing wrong with them being here, their qualities has nothing to do with their prevalence.
>>34334628
No one asked you fucking nigger.

>>34334588
>not true, there's plenty of other stuff
These generals are years old, about as old as the games they're discussing. Any serious discussion regarding 07th Expansion works has been milked dry ages ago. Hell, we ran out of shit to talk about regarding Ciconia within a year of its release, I know because I was there.
I hang around here for occasional quality posts (and there's like, maybe one per day, and sometimes I have to write what I want to see myself) and I have for years despite hating lower quality ones. I can't agree with the idea of pushing away shit that has actual effort put into it because you think it's "cringe" as it just means there's a higher percentage of low quality posts regardless.
Not that it matters anyway, meidos won't do anything because they don't care.
>>34334617
>Except it didn't, that's the point, roleplayers are that bad.
You're wrong. It has.

>>34334620
They might not be new but they were never this excessive with the role playing.

>>34334640
>You're wrong. It has.
Show me this example of two threads in a row hitting image limit. Hitting image limit is already rare enough, I'd always make a post pointing it out each time it happened. Twice in a row? Get out of here.

>>34334640
>Any serious discussion regarding 07th Expansion works has been milked dry ages ago.
not true, you're arguing in bad faith. we have plenty of serious discussions constantly including the very last thread.

>>34334649
The roleplaying seems entirely unrelated to what you're complaining about, which is the mystery games.

I repeat, did not ask

>>34334628
The colored text incites roleplaying though.

See, I told you fuckers. See you in a few hours.

>>34334504
That's a flashback, those are younger Kinzo and Krauss, talking to younger Eva, in episode 3 (VN episode, I don't remember which anime episode this is).

>>34334695
told us what?

>>34334666
Serious discussion will always be here, but that doesn't make it new, interesting or worthwhile. It's people re-iterating points we already knew about. I had the immense displeasure of having to participate in a "serious" discussion over whether or not it's morally correct to wish death on your bullies. It wasn't interesting and it eventually boiled down to an argument about whether or not killing a bully is self-defense, despite the fact that Ange never actually attacked anyone and the episode itself makes it clear that she does not have the willpower to kill people.
Theorycrafting is fucking dead, there are official solutions for both games, unless you want to come up with something that's not the official solution which will always fall apart as Italianon has gracefully demonstrated to us for over two years. Character analysis almost always devolves into shitflinging over whether a character is good or bad. Decently made lewdposting has been a rarity, and most of the people who consistently had a good lewdposting output have vanished into thin air.
Maybe the thirtieth "serious" argument about Natsuhi's purity is a serious indicator of a high quality thread for you, but I just think it's fucking retarded.

>>34334669
No

>>34334640
Ok you want a description other than "cringe"? It's boring. B O R I N G. I don't come here to read Umineko fanfiction, I come here to see funny WTC shitposting and softcore porn, maybe rarely some new WTC news and discussion. I didn't come here to read your fanfiction.
>hurhur nobody asked
actually kill yourself

>>34334678
the existence of a good feature doesn't "incite" cringy faggots to be cringy faggots. Cringy faggots have a tendency to latch onto shit with creative potential. Minecraft is full of autists because it's basically video game legos. The colored text is a great feature.

>>34334398
Different time of death

>>34334640
If you allegedly kept coming back for YEARS despite the threads being void of these quality posts you speak then clearly you like swimming in the very cesspool you're criticizing. What's wrong with you? I can't imagine anyone staying here if they don't like erotic posts considering how common they are.

>>34334673
But you are getting informed. Please respect this

>>34334715
>I can't imagine anyone staying here if they don't like erotic posts considering how common they are.
Retard, re-read my post. I like lewdposting, I just hate it when it's low-effort, and I hang around for the occasional well written, lengthy lewdpost, or decent image edit, or just not lewd discussion that's actually interesting (which is even rarer).

>>34334712
I agree with this anon, the script is an okay feature but the mysteries seem like bad fan fiction and are Italianon tier filtering material.

>>34334724
>low effort
So, anon. What have you contributed so far?

>>34334712
Cool, you have an opinion. The thing about opinions is not everyone agrees. An opinion is not an argument for pushing a certain subject elsewhere, it is merely elaboration on why you don't like the thing, which doesn't matter to anybody.

>>34332444
Fist for Hanyuu!

I feel like I'm being gaslit, why are we pretending that we never had like big mystery RP shit using Umineko's rules before this while saying it all belongs on /qst/? This isn't a new thing at all, it's just color text.

>>34334712
>boring
Only because you're not someone who enjoys the process of reasoning, for me, someone who doesn't play games at all, that is my favorite game ever.
If you're here for "hihih funni shitposting" or "sexy sextoko porn" then you actually need to fuck off. I don't care how long you've been here, that doesn't mean you're not deadweight on this thread and everyone in it.
What's worse is you have the audacity to discourage probably the best thing that happened to these threads, fucking kill yourself you dipshit.

>>34334640
The problem is that the cringy mystery RP does not constitute as a higher percentage of quality posts, I can't even tolerate reading the fucking things because it physically hurts me, and I imagine that's the same for others against it. It doesn't matter if it's more "on topic" at that point, it defeats the purpose. Also, despite your attempts at reducing these threads to just shitposting and rping, we do engage in various normal topics constantly, don't pretend otherwise for the sake of backing the mystery roleplays.

>>34334748
>hurr durr make it yourself
First off, you don't have to be an excellent poster to see that a solitary post, not replying to anyone, consistingly solely of the sentence "cucking Krauss" is low-effort. It took whatever anon sent it two fucking seconds to write it.
Secondly, I've made edits and I've written lengthy posts. I'm not going to point to them, because I'm not going to go archive diving just to give you that satisfaction. So yes, I do believe that I am "the change [I] want to see" for these threads, but it doesn't matter much because one faggot (me) writing shitty fanfiction won't slow down or stop the eternal, decades-old flood of single sentence lewdposts.

I'll take any kind of shitposting, mystery rp, lewdposting, and schizoposting over metaposting. That being said, this thread is insufferable. Let's leave at once, Shannon.

>>34334768
See >>34334710. Serious/normal discussion =/= engaging discussion

>>34334782
All I see is a bitch

>>34334787
I love this anon because he's always right

>>34334760
>why are we pretending that we never
Nobody is pretending anything, cringy roleplaying is cringy roleplaying no matter when it happened. The bigger issue is that the script is inciting these in the first place and now they're becoming too frequent and too long to the point of exhausting the thread's limits far too quickly.

>wahhh there are posts i don't like
are you a janny? can you do anything about it? then stop whining faggot

>>34334787
>>34334806
but you're metaposting right now.

>>34334819
>But you're doing [same thing]
You do this everyday. Go back to sleep.

>>34334817
I do actually, I hide the reply chain so I never have to see that shit for the rest of the thread. Problem is they make the thread go too fast and now this guy is defending them saying they should stay.

literally wish I had built-in x-ray vision so I could watch myself shooting my semen inside rika's womb and know for certain I impregnated her

>>34334808
>Nobody is pretending anything, [IRRELEVANT OPINION] is [IRRELEVANT OPINION] no matter when it happened
Again, for the trillionth time, no one asked

>>34334827
they will stay whether you like it or not

>>34334826
this is the first time I've ever pointed this out.

>>34334808
I dunno what else to say, it's not the job of this general to stop posting things it has always posted to personally accommodate you. If you don't like a particular thing you're always free to filter it or leave, but complaining about people creating their own mysteries in a thread dedicated to a set of mystery games. Like I'm sure there are numerous other places more fitting to your tastes that you could go.

>>34334846
hanyuu's meaty thighs

>>34334839
Right. Bed time.

>>34334827
Cry bitch, weep as I continue to post high IQ blue theories and well written mysteries, you weak little bitch.

>>34334808
>the script is inciting
>the script is inciting
The script isn't inciting shit. The script is fantastic. Good things shouldn't be taken from people because dumb people use them in bad ways. All of the points in >>34334417 are valid and you'd have to be willfully ignoring all of them to think that we should drop this script.

>>34334817
who are you quoting?

>>34334767
I genuinely can't tell if this is bait or not.

>>34334834
"didn't ask" posters contribute less than the Italian.

Sometimes it feels like you people think that everything not made by a professional writer and isn't published is cringe. Maybe it's a little cringe to watch an ESL stumble and fall trying to pretend he's Beatrice, but there's nothing 'cringe' about a mystery that doesn't have any character roleplaying involved, unless you literally just think that all amateur writing is bad, in which case you're a retarded faggot, considering Ryukishi and his colleagues have also started out as amateur writers, as have all writers, including those you like.

>>34334865
>the script is boring
>the script is fantastic
What the fuck are you doing retard?

>>34334846
>but complaining about people creating their own mysteries in a thread dedicated to a set of mystery games
should say "is silly/dumb/weird/" after, it's early forgive me.

>>34334846
You said people were pretending like these didn't happen before, I pointed out otherwise, and don't say "always" when there's been huge gaps inbetween them, they weren't as frequent nor did they speed the thread as much as they do now. These threads were much slower before in fact.

>other places more fitting to your tastes that you could go.
Literally everything else about these threads fits my liking, I wouldn't be here otherwise, use your head.

>>34334884
>trying to group together the script and the roleplayers
wow we got a sneaky boi here, almost got me, damn

>>34334894
>sneaky boi

>>34334861
That's nice, I'll just hide it like I always do. Honestly if it weren't for people metaposting about it I'd have kept quiet.

>>34334838
They might not, I think they are reportable as I think they are off-topic enough to do so. I doubt the nannies would care though.

>>34334902
(You)

>>34334882
Everything is cringe in the mind of a 15 year old, anon. It's why they abuse the word.

>>34334894
They are the same new friends for the most part though. I can feel the unwashed zoomer mentality.

>>34334882
Completely wrong considering people tend to like those mini erotic fics (can you even call them that?) amateur writers post here from time to time. And yes there is roleplaying, bad, cringy roleplaying, and it's the whole reason people don't like these or the script inciting them.

The script is literally named "Umineko colored truths script".
Do you see that "Umineko" there? Do you see it? This means this script was made SPECIFICALLY for Umineko related stuff, naturally including the mysteries.
If you think the script is okay but the mysteries are not then you're a fucking retard. As long as the script remains so will the mysteries.

>>34334886
The general is about the 07th expansion games.
Not creating new fan versions with stupid witch names and suicidal Italians.

>>34334912
>>34334767
>To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Umineko fanfiction

>>34334919
>bad, cringy roleplaying, and it's the whole reason people don't like these or the script inciting them.
Can you point me to an example of good roleplaying, considering you appear to consider yourself a bit of a critic?

>>34334937
all of them

>>34334937
Battlerposting for example, I enjoy it a lot, and it's objectively good.

>>34334892
The threads being slower before has literally nothing to do with games, these threads have hit 1k+ posts and over 100 IPs because of Gou.
>Literally everything else about these threads fits my liking, I wouldn't be here otherwise, use your head.
If you don't like a particular aspect of these threads then you shouldn't remain in these threads, it's that simple. It's not our job to personally accommodate your likes and dislikes of things that have pretty much always happened.

>>34334922
Okay, and the general is still overwhelmingly about 07th expansion and discussion of them. Some people creating their own riddles which you personally don't like is fine, but don't pretend it's something new that has to be excised from the threads because only newfags are using it or whatever.

>>34334950
I can see why, he does nothing but cry. Like some people around here.

>>34334933
Unironically. Did you even try to solve a mystery before you retard?

>>34334937
It's a bit hard to describe them but, there's actually a common form of roleplaying these threads tend to have, battlerposting like this >>34334950 guy mentioned is one of them but the more simple ones are one-shot, spur of the moment stuff like one guy suddenly posing as Gohda. I feel like that carries a very notable distinction from the long winded RP sessions these mystery games have.

>>34334964
>If you don't like a particular aspect of these threads then you shouldn't remain in these threads, it's that simple.
If you unironically like low-effort Satoko lewdposting, genuinely kill yourself

>>34334933
Writing up lengthy lewdposts is by definition Umineko fanfiction.

>>34334933
>>34334994
I wrote a very long post about Satoko being raped by her uncle and I consider myself somewhat of an intellectual, thank you for validating my self-esteem

>>34334988
We've had that for ages though

>>34334999
Yeah, but if you don't like something on the threads, why not leave?
Saying something like that implies that you like everything about these threads, which is retarded. There's no way that's the case. You can hate an aspect of the threads and still want to post in or read them.

>>34334988
I don't like low effort lewdposting, I wouldn't say Satoko lewdposting doesn't belong in these threads at all and we've never written lewdposts and people who post Satoko lewds should go to /e/ because it's all off topic though.

>>34334964
>The threads being slower before has literally nothing to do with games
Of course they do, how else do you explain us hitting image limit twice in a row recently? We barely talked about Gou in them nor did we hit 100 IPs either. Also I'm talking about before Gou too, we valued the slower speed these threads and the mystery rp speeds the fuck out of them.
>If you don't like a particular aspect of these threads then you shouldn't remain in these threads
Did you miss the part about there being large gaps between the fanmade mysteries before? The script is new and it's the main inciter of them returning and becoming extremely frequent now. I don't even remember the last time I had to hide one of these before the script.
> but don't pretend it's something new
Once again it's like you're not reading my posts, twice in this post have you ignored the fact that I've addressed what you just said.

Stop metaposting and post a new mystery.

>>34335036
While he was masturbating alone to Satoko fanfiction in his (locked) room, Anon's cock and balls were mysteriously separated from his body, and he bled out to death. How did this happen?

>>34335022
>I don't like low effort lewdposting
Then leave, if you don't like a particular aspect of these threads then you shouldn't remain in these threads, it's that simple.

>>34335044
they ran away

>>34335036
Person A, B and C are sitting in a closed room
Person B smells a fart
For this mystery we will forgo Knox's rule 13 "He who smelt it dealt it"
Who farted?

>>34335065
Person A because the word 'asshole' starts with A

>>34335065
Heh, you tried to deceive me, but it's no use. I've already seen through your lies.
The one who farted is [blue]YOU![/blue]

>>34335104
You caught me! As I did not forgo the other rule.
[red]He who did the rhyme, did the crime[/red]

I'm the guy who made the ghost suicide gameboard. I'm out of ideas so it might take a while for me to come up with a new one.
Blog over. Time to return to Angeposting.

>>34335034
>Of course they do, how else do you explain us hitting image limit twice in a row recently?
The threads where mysteries are discussed are obviously going to be faster than non-mystery threads, but you brought up the fact that these threads in general were slower months back as if it had literally anything to do with the mysteries and not the fact that there's a new wave of people because of Gou.

>Did you miss the part about there being large gaps between the fanmade mysteries before?
It's more frequent because more people are using the Umineko coloured script, I imagine it'll die out and become less frequent as the threads go on. And anyway, I don't think there's much issue with people posting enjoyable filterable content more frequently that has always been posted.

>Once again it's like you're not reading my posts, twice in this post have you ignored the fact that I've addressed what you just said
The post literally said "The general is about the 07th expansion games not creating fan mysteries." when we've always created fan mysteries. Saying "This general is about X not Y" implies that Y is unwelcome because it doesn't relate to X, when we've always had Y. You can complain that it's more frequent now, but it has nothing to do with what this general is about and what we've always discussed.

>>34335046
If you thought I was unironically saying you HAVE to like everything otherwise you should leave then I don't know what to say. The point of my post is that if you so vehemently dislike a particular aspect of this general that has literally always been here you should probably find somewhere more accommodating, or accept that people post things you don't like sometimes, instead of complaining that people are posting things you personally have no interest in.

>>34334973
>when you think your roleplay fanfiction session is comparable to an actual mystery novel

I'm the guy who keeps doing all the Satokoposting. I do it to match the number of posts complaining about Satokoposting. Sometimes I can't catch up though and there are more of those. I need help here.

>>34335162
ok

I'm one of the guys making all the retarded blue truths. Just wanted to let you know that.

>>34335164
And then this happened

I can't fucking take it anymore. I'm losing my mind. I need to have sex wi

th Lambdadelta

>>34335177
Target neutralised.

>>34335144
I'm the guy who made the 6 people one. I actually want to go over it again, but this time it would be in /qst/, being the host is so much fun.

>short mysteries
This thread
>long mysteries
/qst/ thread

I'm not quite like other guys. Naturally, I would never send a picture of my penis to a lady, that would be an ungentlemanly thing to do. And I will always express interest in what my girlfriend likes and has to say. But, unfortunately for me, women no longer respect gentlemen like me, who have their best interests at heart, and instead fool around with idiots who only see them as boobs and vaginas. We live in a world where encouraging decent behavior towards those of the opposite sex is a distant memory.

>>34335202
Define short and long mysteries, mine had a pretty simple solution but it was too hard.

>>34335208
Uh huh, yeah, wow cool. Anyway have you seen Battler around haha?

>>34335202
Refined and smart poster.

>>34335225
Fuck you, you plastic whore. This is what I get for trying my best to care. Nice guys finish last, every single time. Why are females like this? You treat them like people, like ACTUAL PEOPLE, instead of just going "haha your boobs are so big, let me touch them", and they just reject you. I knew it, I always knew it. All females care about is a big dick, a big ego, and a bad attitude. I'm sick of this world!!

>>34335224
Alright.

>>34335224
Depends on the amount of variables (people, rooms, weapons, etc)

shannon paizuri pleaseeeeeeeee

>>34332667
If your alphabet doesn't have a cursive version, then it's a meme, not a writing system.

Lambda breast expanded paizuri

>>34335263
Okay, but what if it gets solved in the first post by a lucky shot? All of that wouldn't mean anything.

This 8ft tall Witch is going to shove her fingers up your ass and fiddle your prostate until you shoot your goo all over her hand and she forces you to eat it.

>>34335149
>but you brought up the fact that these threads in general were slower months back
No I didn't, these new batch of mystery RPs started very recently meaning I was pointing at the period prior to them. Number of posts on a thread doesn't mean shit regarding speed if /jp/ is currently slow at the moment, which happens often, since it lets the thread stay on bump limit for far longer than normal, sometimes even days whole, which ends in the thread having a lot more posts than normal. The mystery RPs on the other hand ARE actual demonstrations of speed ups because they incite frequent posting in the first place, hence why we reach image limit.
>It's more frequent because more people are using the Umineko coloured script,
That's what I said in literally the next sentence.
>when we've always created fan mysteries
First of all my bad, you were replying to someone else's post in your previous one, but, bruv, how many times do I gotta address this? There were massive gaps inbetween them before the script, you don't say "always" for something that only happens on infrequent occasions. You could say we're always lewdposting in these threads for example, because it's pretty much in every single 07th thread, unlike the old mystery games that aren't exactly frequent.

And here's the thing, I don't hate the mystery games on their own, we've had regular ones before without anyone acting larger than life over it and instead typing like regular people debating over a mystery in the exact same way we have serious arguments about canon 07th topics, it's just the painful to read posts that are the issue.

> aspect of this general that has literally always been here
Quit it already.
>instead of complaining that people are posting things you personally have no interest in.
I don't understand this statement, people have always complained about things they don't like, like Satokofags, where were you to tell them to leave? Meanwhile what I'm complaining about is a recent wave of constant mysteryposting, which was infrequent before.

No shit there's stuff I don't like, doesn't mean I can't voice my opinion about it just like everyone else does about things they don't like either that are MUCH more frequent than these.

>>34335202
For me the biggest issue with length is being able to join in. I'm not gonna read a long ass reply chain just to figure out what has been already confirmed or denied. I generally don't think the board format works well for these.

>>34335277
Imagine Eua shoving her cumstained fingers up your mouth haha

>>34335225
These edits fit Yasu really well.

>>34335274
Wut

>>34335281
Just ask the GM and they should give you a list of all the reds. That should be a rule for them.

>>34335296
This is exactly why these don’t belong here. They are at the point they need rules to even run them.

>>34335297
>They are at the point they need rules to even run them.
Huh? Posting itself has rules too, are you retarded?

>>34335281
If I could program (and admittedly I am trying to learn), I'd make a 'mystery engine' type app where you could run those Umineko-style mysteries without needing to be on 4chan in the first place and lists all colored texts (including what they're responding to if anything).
I'd wager it'd be possible to do and I might try and work on it in a few years once I actually understand what the fuck I'm doing.

Everyone in this argument is gay and unbased

>>34335302
umineko online, right? Pretty sure it's a thing already

Is BT Beatrice?

>>34335310
BeaTrice

>>34335309
I've seen 07th boards that have native support for colored text but I've never known of any website or program that's specifically for running mysteries. I could absolutely be wrong. But it'd be useful, and colored text is actually a really good idea that I'm sure could appeal even to people who have no idea what Umineko is about.

>>34335301
Please stop with using retarded in every reply you make. It’s rude.
There are general rules around posting sure, but you’ve created a separate layer on top of that for these /qst/ games. They don’t belong here at this level.

>>34335302
Don't waste your time, if it's going to be an external site then most people probably wouldn't bother. Umineko's fanbase is also not that big, posting them here is the best option.

>>34335301
General rules that apply to this entire board and 4chan, not these particular threads. Some OPs include a disclaimer (not this one) and no one gives a fuck about it, not even the person that posts those.

>>34335327
Rules are rules, their hierarchy doesn't matter.
You can't complain about something having rules while also doing something else of the same caliber that also has rules.

As long as you give witches (You)s they will 'exist'.

>>34335302

>>34335337
Yes I can. And your avoiding my point. Those rules are 4chan rules.
You are trying to create new things on top of this that requires things like ‘GM should set out the red at the beginning’
That’s why a different board exists for this stuff.

brb going to make an umineko OC for mysteries.

>>34335344
Ah Umineko online,
Now that was a thing.

>>34335304
I wish, then we could get more Lion posting.

>>34335374
imagine sucking Lion's toes

>>34335344
That is definitely programmer UI if I've ever seen it.

>>34335353
>>34335336
Stop trying to get mysteries out of these threads, because they won't.
"GM should post every red posted" or something like that aren't even established rules, at least not yet, they're just a suggestion from >>34335296

>>34335328
Maybe you're right. In any case I'm sure there could be some sort of compromise between the people who want to write mysteries and the people who dislike them. I'm not sure if /qst/ would appreciate being flooded by highly specific fandom things, but then I don't post there so maybe that already happens.

Fedpost time. Now tell me
>wtc you'd fuck
>stance on mystery RPs
>date of birth (optional)

>>34335397
>Takano
>I don't care
>18/04/1817

>>34335397
Satoko
Don't give a fuck either way, they seem fun
04/18

>>34335397
Lambdadelta
I make them
I don't remember haha

>>34335388
nobody wants mysteries out of these threads, they want low quality trash fanfiction to not completely absorb the entire thread stifling any and all discussion, and you know this, stop being disingenuous

>>34335397
>Mion
>/qst/ or bust
>January 9th

>>34335388
No, I think I should keep trying to get them out of these threads. The current incarnation of them is in very recent weeks.

>>34335397
Rosa
They're engaging and fun
2055

>>34335280
>No I didn't
I read
>>34334892
>These threads were much slower before in fact.
As meaning, the threads being slower in general before the mystery stuff, if you're just speaking about the specific threads which involve mysteries then yeah it's kind of obvious that the amount of posts in the thread will speed up. It's the same with threads where people get into arguments over stuff, posting tends to speed up. Which isn't really a bad thing.
>hence why we reach image limit.
We reach image limit in a few threads even aside from the game stuff as well, but even then this is kind of a non-issue. We've a recurring general, if we hit image limit there's always the next thread. It seems like such a weird non-issue to get hung up over.

>There were massive gaps inbetween them before the script
Sure, there were also a lot less posters then and they didn't have their latest hot new gimmick that everyone wanted to try out. I imagine as it becomes less of a new gimmick, they'll become more and more spread out.

>you don't say "always" for something that only happens on infrequent occasions
I mean we've literally always had "roleplaying" in some form which people are complaining about, and we've had on and off riddles and games. Obviously it was never as frequent as it is now when people are trying out the new script, but my point is a general point about there being games and riddles and stuff in these threads which is why when people complaining about them and saying they don't belong in these threads is dumb. If you want to say it's more frequent now with the script I'm not going to deny it.

>And here's the thing, I don't hate the mystery games on their own, we've had regular ones before without anyone acting larger than life over it
Nobody has acted any differently in regards to the latest riddles with scripts than they were with the previous riddles where people had images with Lambda and a closed room/general riddles or people who did exactly the same type of Beato RP but with greentext or cross-board linking instead of script shit.

>people have always complained about things they don't like, like Satokofags, where were you to tell them to leave?
I don't usually bother to argue about meta shit because it's boring, but if people were saying Satokoposting is cringe and doesn't belong in these threads and it should all go to some other board it'd be just as dumb.

>Meanwhile what I'm complaining about is a recent wave of constant mysteryposting, which was infrequent before.
OK. "I don't like a particular style of posts personally" isn't exactly a riveting contribution but whatever.

>>34335408
>nobody wants mysteries out of these threads
see
>>34335297

>>34335408
This would be better than >>34335413

>>34335424
did you read the second half of what I posted you FUCKING DOWNY?

I have the perfect compromise. Take it to /a/

>>34335424
Well actually I want the current style of it out as it leads to what >>34335408 said.

Can we take Satokoposting to /a/ please

>>34335435
/qst/

>>34335435

>>34335408
>low quality trash fanfiction
That's too subjective to define. What you think is trash can be a good mystery for someone else. Even then, 'fanfiction' is a broad term, and would continue to exist even if they were not necessarily mystery-related.

>>34335442
Can you show me the last instance of satokoposting in this thread thanks

I never should've mentioned /qst/. I doubt anyone ITT but me even knew that board existed.

>>34335453
I think we can all agree as to what amounts to trash. I have a link to a specific manifesto if you would like to learn the real truth of Umineko

>>34335408
>low quality trash fanfiction
More like the more interesting and effortful posts in these threads.

>>34335397
All of them except Hideyoshi and the Fisherman
Enjoyable, meta discussions around them are cancer though.
June

Take metaposting to /qa/

Take posting to reddit

>>34335460
fanfictions and mysteries are not the same thing. I'm trying to be polite since the other anon asked me but holy shit.

>>34335465
piss off

>>34335460
I don't really think Italianon's garbage is particularly comparable to homemade mysteries. He's operating off of already established facts, trying to fit a round peg into a square hole. An unique mystery can never get as bad as his theories because they have their own solutions and ideas.

>>34335457
nah I heard of it before, I thought it was sad but now I can see a good use case.

>>34335460
Not him but I'd say most of the mystery stuff has been pretty quality in regards to how interesting they are and the solution to them.

I want Satoko to inject a mysterious liquid into my dick which causes me to have a permanent erection, at which point she will then use me for my semen at any time she wants, forever.

STOP METAPOSTING

>>34335164
Stop punching Satoko you evil withc.

>>34335496
shut the fuck up

>>34335491
I want to inject Satoko with one of those horrific poisons that causes her unbearable agony and watch her writhe about in pain before she dies.

didn't ask for this thread

I think retards who argue against mysteries have never even seen one and they've been filtering them since the colored truths were introduced. Now I feel equally stupid for wasting my time on this.

These metaposts are perfectly on topic. Mystery vs no mystery is what Umineko is all about.

the mystery of whether or not satoko's baby is mine

I just figured out a way to kill all mystery RPs. If I ever get sick of them I'll use this secret weapon.

The mystery of how Rika gets to have a penis

I need to get my dick sucked

>>34335465
>>34335496
you're not a fucking jannie, get the fuck out of here and let us argue. This whole discussion is relevant to the topic, stop shoving your nose into other people's business, fuck off.

>>34335517
>>34335518
>>34335525
>>34335531
>>34335532
cool story anons, but I don't remember FUCKING ASKING

>>34335531
You'll kill yourself? That way you'll certainly never see another mystery in your life.

Rena futa cock BIG

>>34335540
I would suck it dry

>>34335536
You seem upset

>>34335539
my sides

AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEE VIER SAVE ME

>>34335537
neat, didn't ask

/07/th - Umineko

choking to death on schizo vier's veiny futa cock

>>34335540
>>34335561
Why does it always have to be futa cock?
Just say cock.

Just got cockvored by Lambda for seething on /07/ too hard.

What's your favorite kind of post?
>That's literally me
>don't care, didn't ask
>you responding to my post means you care
>you did X when you complained about X
>cringe

>>34335567
living inside the urethral walls of bernkastel-sama's gigantic futa cock, shitposting with my meat computer on 4chan

>>34335586
god imagine

>>34335547
This fiction is an attempt to become a conscious dreamer in an unconscious dream, a treasurer to our own forgotten treasury. Exceed the metaphysical constraints placed upon you by an uncaring god and address the hypostasis of the soul.

just got nipplevored by Ange

just got regular vored by Rika, getting digested now. It's less painful than yesterday's erp thread.

>>34335557

I'm going to reply "didn't read, didn't ask" to the next person who types up a big paragraph because I find it funny.

Irrumatio with

>>34335582
all of them

>>34335620
Takano

NOOOOOO BERN I NEED TO POST MY MYSTERY RP ON /j...
WHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>34335537
But >>34335518 is right and you need to accept it

>>34335610
kinda wanna read that

>>34335613
The best OP yet.

>>34335613
Bliss

What would your parents think if you had to explain to them what you meant by "Rika futa cock vore"

What a rotten fragment.

>>34335678
>>>/a/

>>34335537
literally me

>>34335420
>I read
Read your sentence, you were specifically referring to "months back", how could I be referring to that period when this new batch of mystery games aren't even a month old? Yes these threads are faster recently months ago, doesn't mean the mystery rps aren't also a source of speed.
>Which isn't really a bad thing.
Thing is that they're becoming too frequent meaning all threads are now suffering from a speed wave, even our long winded arguments don't tend to have each and every post having an image that uses up the image limit nor are they as high in their post rate, because they tend to be 1v1 rather than multiple people vs a GM, not to mention shorter posts in general.
>We reach image limit in a few threads
Obviously, I pointed that out, I said it's rare. I even make a post pointing it out each time it happens in a thread, because it's so rare.

>Sure, there were also a lot less posters then
You say that but it doesn't really take many posters to play a mystery rp, and they can play the whole thread. A handful of posters is enough for example.
>I mean we've literally always had "roleplaying" in some form which people are complaining about
Not quite, see >>34334983

>my point is a general point about there being games and riddles and stuff
Very infrequent to the point that using the term "always" is a gross misuse.
>when people complaining about them and saying they don't belong in these threads is dumb
I never said they don't belong in these threads I said I don't like their way of posting, the effects on the thread speed and the script inciting its frequency.
>Nobody has acted any differently
You're saying I'm wrong about there being occasions of people acting normal in these games? That's not true, here's an example:
>>/jp/thread/S19354632#p19369489

>I don't usually bother to argue about meta shit because it's boring
The point is that people have always complained about stuff in these threads that were far, FAR more frequent than these games. People also complain about lewdposting which is one of the most common things in these threads period, pretty much all threads have it.
>OK. "I don't like a particular style of posts personally" isn't exactly a riveting contribution but whatever.
I don't know what do you want me to say, I pointed out my problems already.

>>34335711
Why don’t you ask things more?
Are you a goat?

What the fuck why are these retards still going?

>>34335719
didn't read, didn't ask

>>34335724
wut?

>>34335719
no thanks, not reading this

>>34334521
i like both

>>34335732
people who argue are stupid, fencesitting is the way to go.

Look at this cat.

>>34335719
Who asked?

>>34334521
the first one newfag. Roleplayers filling up the thread make me want to vomit

>>34335794
Is this your cat?

>>34335738
Goat detected

>>34335815
Go back to sleep, pup.

>>34335815
Same.

What if an actual mystery ERP where the witch rapes people who make stupid blue truths with her massive futa dick?

Fun fact, we've reached bump limit at just 30 posters.

>>34335852
Such is the power of metaposting

>>34335671
they would congratulate me and wish me well on my journey, patting me on the back as I begin my trek forward, entering the gaping cavern at the tip of Rika's gargantuan penis as the abyss swallows me up

>>34335852
who asked for your fun little fact?

You
Yeah you
Use a tripcode already

>>34335850
imagine if umineko was just dick fencing instead of red sword vs blue sword
imagine dlanor's gigantic cock flopping around slapping battler's when he says "[gold]I guarantee this corpse is Ushiromiya Kinzo's![/gold]" and his dick grows three times the size, throwing dlanor across the room as she ejaculates and acknowledges his splendid gold truth

>>34335878
Why?

>>34335828
It might be.

>>34335878

>>34335890
He (or she) is very cute.

>>34335852
Show me one person who asked.

What is love?

>>34335852
I asked. And I care.

>>34335916
no one asked

>>34335901
I retroactively asked.

>>34335943
If Dlanor is just a KID then why is she so EROTIC?

>>34335883
I died

meds

>>34335960
Post, Hidden!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1dmB2z39_8

[red]Everyone in this thread is a sexual degenerate![/red]

>>34335989
I only fantasise about romantic loving sex between me and the character I like.

[red]I want to rape Ushiromiya Natsuhi.[/red]

>>34335971
why?

>>34335989
[red]I'm proud of that fact[/red]

>>34335953
because child erotic

>>34336004
meds icky

[red]I like [/red][blue]your [/blue][gold]silly colors,[/gold][purple] magic man.[/purple]

do not enjoy opinion

consume drug

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

[gold]I will NEVER ask![/gold]

>>34336042
Would Kinzo mistake Satoko for Beatrice?

real schizo hours

Hmm, take my meds? No thank you! I'm a free thinker.

I want to make a mystery but I'm too lazy

>>34335149
>If you thought I was unironically saying you HAVE to like everything otherwise you should leave then I don't know what to say
I think you fucked up and are trying to remedy it even though your words of "leave if you don't like it" are clear as day. You're also going against your own logic anyway, because you dislike low effort lewdposting, something that happens in every thread, so why not follow your own advice?

Good thread.

Ange could have ended up as Featherine's sex slave, too.

>>34336139
Featherine has standards.

>>34336139
Who would want to fuck Ange

>>34336132
repeat that in red

>>34336161
n-no..

>>34336160
[red]I would.[/red]

>>34336160
Me!

>>34336113
Just think of some way someone can die in a locked room and build a narrative around it.

>>34335388
fuck off eat shit and die

>>34336186
mad.