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Fact: All touhous can be categorized into two groups; the dorks, and the not dorks.

Youmu is a dork.
Yuyuko is not a dork.

Is your favorite touhou a dork, or not dork? How would you bully them if they are a dork?

>> No.34331088

>>34331010
Not a dork.
>How woudl you bully them
By not bullying them
It's a boring answer I know

>> No.34331207

>>34331088
Yo need to say what touhou it is, then people can criticize you if you're wrong and just covering for her.

Also if your favorite touhou isn't a dork that means she gets to bully the dorks.

>> No.34331220
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>>34331010
Luna-chan is very smart and mature, so she's not a dork.

>> No.34331651
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Laugh at this DORK

>> No.34331686

>>34331651
Haha, fatty

>> No.34331694
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>>34331010
Flan is a dork, to bully them, all I have to do is compare her to her sister and say Remi's better.

>> No.34331713
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Alice!!!
She's definitely a dork!!
Bullying her by hanging out lots with Marisa and talking bad about Alice behind her back!!!
ALICE!!!

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>>34331694
Remi is the real dork though. She just thinks that she's charismatic.

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my favorite touhou is powerful and ancient.

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>>34331719
They're both dorks, just different flavours.

Remilia is the chuuni dork who believes her own hype. Flandre is the creepy dork who can't make friends and everyone avoids.

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YOU'RE THE DORK.

>> No.34331786

>>34331651
She isn't a dork though, read the last chapter of Detective Satori. Patchouli is cool, Satori is a dork.
>>34331686
Worng, she just wears large clothes.

>> No.34331806

>>34331786
Yeah, and I bet she says that she's only big boned too. Stop ordering pizzas fatty.

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>>34331786
Suuure

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My wife Sumi-chan is NOT a dork and I would NEVER bully her!!

>> No.34338244

>Dorks
Rumia, Cirno, Meiling, Remilia, Chen, Alice, Youmu, Wriggle, Aki sisters, Sanae, Satori, Okuu, Koishi, Kogasa, Shou, Nue, Kyouko, Futo, Wakasagihime, Sekibanki, Kagerou, Shimmy, Ringo, Seiran, Clappy, Aunn, Eika, Kutaka, Mayumi, Takane, Sumireko, Hata, Kosuzu, Akyuu, three fairies
>Not dorks
Everyone else

>> No.34338320

>>34338244
>kanako isn’t a dork

>> No.34338503

>>34338320
Who are you quoting? But you are right, Kanako is a massive dork, and the oldest one.

>> No.34338697

Embodiment of Stupid Dorks

>> No.34338798

>>34338697
Rude, dude. Just because they're dorks doesn't mean you should call them stupid.

>> No.34339039

>>34337725
>I would NEVER bully her!!
But she enjoys being bullied.

>> No.34339336

Perfect Cherry Dorks

>> No.34339463

>>34338320
I knew I was forgetting some 2hus! She, Hatate and whaletits are dorks as well, true.

>> No.34340205

>>34331905
patchy's built shoulders

>> No.34340296

>>34338244
You forgot Patchy and Daiyousei

>> No.34341060

>>34338244
There’s nothing you can say or do to convince me that Reisen isn’t a dork.

>> No.34343171

>>34338244
Okuu is too dumb to be a dork.

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>>34343171
Cirno too.

>> No.34347856

>>34338320
I was going to add something, but who are you quoting?

>> No.34348486

>>34331010
>are they a dork
Yes absolutely 125% Reimu is a dork, there is no earthly way she isn't what with how obsessed she is with essentially detective novels
>How would I bully her
Make jokes at her expense (that's normal though)

>> No.34348732

>>34343490
>They can only love
What is wrong with only being able to love?

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>>34338244
My chicken wife is not a dork, you take that back. She's just a little birdbrained, that's all!

>> No.34349197

Fuck Youmu tho.

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