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Discussion concerning Higurashi, Umineko, Ciconia, Rose Gun Days, Higanbana, TRianThology, Haworthia and all other 07th Expansion works.

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Please refrain from making new threads while another one that has not yet reached the image-limit is still up

Sorry guys, posted Rika by accident and had to remake it

there was already a thread dumpass

Cool thread Rika I like it

hello guys

>>34311306
>>34311334
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>>34311405
what the actual fuck am I looking at

>>34314431
You saw my dolls...

I love you guys!!

>>34314431
volks dolls does that really upset you newfag?

>>34316520
I like you too.

>>34317777
Wasted

>>34318641
Her finger is CLAMP levels of long,

>>34320164
Rika could have had those fingers exploring the insides of her vagina, but instead she chose this. I dont understand.

Little girls are for ____.

>>34316520
>/07th/

>>34320991
What a hilariously edgy scene.

>>34321073
[red]Protecting[/red]

>>34321205
Yeah you'd have to be 10 to find that scene shocking. I'm glad I'm not a sensitive pussy like the dumb masses who did.

>>34321073
Doing all the chores while you play mahjong with your friends

>>34321991
The only thing shocking about it is the fact that they actually had the balls to show this absolute schlock in a non joking fashion.

>>34322013
edgelords wrecked

FUCKING BONGOLOID UNDERTIERED RAILGUNS
CENTURION TO 8.0 WHEN????

>>34322516
uh, wrong tab.

>>34322516
go back

I think I finally figured it out. Every time Satoko gets offered a way out (Teppei in episode 23, Keiichi in episode 13), she's willing to take it until something fucks her over (ptsd, Keiichi vs Teppei) and she's "forced" to continue.

>big bro promises he'll come back at your side asap once he settles his business with the witch
>suddenly he postpones it because he wants to end the witch's suffering
>in reality, he actually forgets about you for years and refuses to meet you for decades
>in the other world he forgets about the promise and enjoys a married life with a big tittied witch
>doomed to stay in the cuckshed in both worlds either way
Being Ange is suffering

>>34322648
Incest is a sin

>>34322648
Battler/Tohya is a really sad character when you think about it.

What music do you put on when reading the vns? Personally I prefer some chillwave beats to ease my reading process.

>>34322760
Golden post. I respectfully kneel.

>>34322516
War Thunder?
Which nation/tank?

>>34322760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvH2KYYJg-o

>>34322760

It's my birthday today, so have my up to date unorganized Satoko folder:

https://mega.nz/folder/xwREyD5a#-TVipXxIwX6OnqyxLy76Yg

>>34322760
kek based

>>34322760

>>34323083
I see you also have some nice Takanos there!

>>34323500
Yeah, I fucked up and uploaded before checking the tags. Well, enjoy that

>>34323547
I mean look at thi-

>>34323561
I mean, technically...

>>34322648
to be fair she technically could marry her onii-chan in the real world as Yukari

>>34323619
>enje kidnaps tohya back from ikuko
>ikuko kidnaps tohya back after a few weeks
>this cycle perpetuates until tohya wheels himself into the ocean where he gets kidnapped by yasu

>>34322857
slav 6.3 lineup in a full uptier
i just wanna use my t-44 and is 2

>>34322648

Golden Fantasia has a sort of epilogue for the trick ending in the Erika x Ange scenario, and at the end of it the two of them go off to try and find Battler because they suspect he's still alive. Detective Ange tracking down Tohya and making his brain just explode would be hilarious.

>>34323690

>>34323690
>Plays the bias machines
>Can't win
lmao

>>34323619
Tohya is no longer the Battler onii-chan she knows so chasing after him means nothing. The real truth of Ep 8 is actually Battler telling Ange to fuck off in the meta world too so she can stop cockblocking him. That's why he doesn't mind if she chooses the other door which would lead her being suspecting of other people easily, making it hard for her to form genuine relationships.

Ange continues to suffer.

>>34324079
ah yes
my is 2 with a 20 second reload and massive shell drop is a good matchup against a centurion with lolpen APDS at 1 km away stabilized gun with no drop and good optics
fuck fulda
it's a shit map

>>34323650
Like the idea that yasu is now a sea monster

>>34324196
IS-2 is an ambush machine and a good one at that. If it pens, then it's over.
Wait, shoot, retreat

>>34324430
>ambushing someone in a flat field

>>34324622
What is digging underground?

>>34322648
That's what Fatje the Eternal Cuck deserves

Give me your honest opinion on Satoko.

>>34324832
I hate Satoko and everyone who posts her.

>>34324832
she can't pilot an bf-109

>>34324832
I can't. That outfit is too distracting. I don't understand it. Satoko, Satoko, Satoko...!!

>>34324622
Fulda has some ambush spots, unlike Mozdok

what does war thunder and military vehicles have to do with 7th expansion

If we get a Umineko anime that covers the entire visual novel we'll be getting a whole generation that acts like Bern and Lambda instead of L and Kira

>>34325056
You don't know how deep the lore goes

>>34325073
Who acted like L and Kira?

>>34325073
I too think that the 10 people that still care about Umineko would roleplay as Bern and Lambadelta.

>>34324832
I want to both care take of her and have copious amounts of sex with her every single day of my life

Gous "I believe in what you say." fits so well with Umineko regarding Sayo and Battler that when it does get anime adaptation I just put Gou intro into Umineko anime op

>>34325056
If okonogi just had a leopard 2a7
he could have succeeded

>>34325073
I'd rather take a cour or two of bern&lambda gay witches doing cruel things slice of life show

Lion's gay little badminton obsession

I wasnt here when Umineko was releasing but were there theories that Shannon Kanon and Beatrice were the same person ?

>>34325683
Pretty sure shkanontrice was already a thing before the reveal in Episode 7

Wtf? Why are these not voiced? Were these lines added by the translators or were these lines removed from the voiced version of the game to deny any Japanese wrongdoing?

>>34325712
Were people made fun of when it was suggested before the confirmation that it was true

>>34325775
Just take a look through the archive, it's pretty funny in hindsight.

>>34325775
People have always shitposted about Shkanon being bullshit.
Rosatrice faggots were on the same level as the italian. Literally telling you to stop posting on any 07th Expansion thread if you didn't agree with them.

>>34325804
the thread must have been fun when it was revealed that shkanontrice is canon

>>34322760
RHCP
I often forget what I just read, but if I forget it it couldn't have been that important so whatever

>>34323083
You go on 4chan on your birthday?

>>34326099
Yeah. It's not like I have anyone to celebrate it.

>>34326253
is it corona or something else?

>>34326260
Well... No, it's not corona

>>34326253
This anon's lifestyle depresses me.
But mine is about the same.

>>34326279
I don't mean to pry, but couldn't you at least celebrate with your family?

>>34326304
My family doesn't celebrate that kind of stuff, I only had a birthday party about 6 years ago, got a little drunk and that was about it. Let's just say that half of my family is the religious sort and it's completely split up.

>>34324832
I love Satoko and everyone who posts her.

>>34325765
>were these lines removed from the voiced version of the game to deny any Japanese wrongdoing
I guess that's the case. Too controversial for a japanese PS2 game.

So, did Shkannon live exclusively on the island? Didn't she have a place to live off it? When Shannon and Kanon worked different shifts, did the other "rest" here, "somewhere in the mansion"?

>>34326607
>When Shannon and Kanon worked different shifts, did the other "rest" here, "somewhere in the mansion"?
Since Genji knew about it I guess they just told Natsuhi and Krauss that Kanon/Shannon was going back to the institution or something

>>34324832
If she doesn't get to be happy at the end of Sotsu I'm planning on flying to Japan and committing murder-suicide with Ryukishi.

Did Sayaka Ohara have bad roles? I don't think so. How great are Yuuko and Alicia besides Beato

>>34326607
they probably went back to the fukuin house. the other servants would mention something if kanon/shannon lived at the mansion. how she managed to fool the other servants, I have no idea.

>>34326731
> Yuuko and Alicia
who

>>34326607
The island was worked on a rotational basis. The first chapter even mentions a couple of servants who were supposed to be on Rokkenijma, but for some reason were unable to attend. Those younger ones lived at the orphanage in their spare time, adults of their own lives.
Yasu, on the other hand, was stuck on the island all the time, disguised now as Shannon with his socks in his bra, now as Kanon.

>>34322648
Imagine being such a womanchild that even in your adulthood you're still dependant on your brother that you knew for only around 3 years that you can actually remember.

>>34327122
If only Amakusa had cared.
But he didn’t

>>34326607
She? It’s a piece of furniture.

>>34327018
>>34326753
>>34326618
I was just thinking about the fact that after the explosion on the island and the investigation, Kanon's non-existence should've surfaced and been quickly revealed by the police and detectives.
Kanon wasn't hidden. Some knew about him, and Jessica took him to her girlfriends to brag about him.
The servants, who had days off at the time of the incident, were obviously questioned, hoping to learn something useful for the investigation.
Then the boy-servant, who was nowhere to be found and couldn't be traced beyond eyewitness accounts, must have raised a lot of questions.

>>34327122
if Battler was my older brother I'd be obsessed with him too

>>34327174
Why would it raise questions?
If we believe the message bottles (and we don’t have to) then Kanon would have shown up in the staff shift register and there’s at least one scene in the manga where a female servant does meet the Kanon persona. Nothing was to be from after the explosion except for Maria’s jaw bone.

>>34327246
Be found fromafter the explosion that should read.

>>34327246
Not him but Kanon wouldn't have an official presence as a person beyond the staff register.

>>34327317
Well it’s either an oversight on Ryukishi’s part or it’s just not a big thing. ‘Kanon’ ‘Shannon’ and the other -on names were just workplace names.
So who are the police looking for anyway? Where would they get the official names of these staff? This is the 80s and the island has blown up where most of the documentation would be.

>>34327174
But Kanon and Shannon were present on the island the day of the incident together if I remember correctly. So why should that have raised many questions?

>>34327373
>So who are the police looking for anyway? Where would they get the official names of these staff?
Uhh, in the orphanage where they supposedly both lived??

>>34327246
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>>34327410
I have no idea how the police work in such investigations, but it seems to me that the name of the deceased is obviously not enough for them. Even a trivial record should be made of him not under his working name "Kanon", but under his usual name, which (should have been) listed in all his documents. And this is where the questions should have arisen. Who's Kanon? The servants have seen him, yes. Some girls remembered him. But there were no such children in the orphanage, and the young man's trail ends at Rokkenjima, completely rejecting the existence of such a person anywhere outside it.

7 DAYS

>>34327449
Countdown timer when

>>34327373
Kanon joined as a servant pretty late in his teens and supposedly had a life at the orphanage before he joined the Island as a servant, all police would need to do is ask survivors about Kanon and look around at the orphanage to realise that Kanon as an individual doesn't even exist legally and pretty much showed up out of nowhere despite supposedly living at an orphanage for years with Shannon. I don't know if "Kanon literally doesn't exist and was just someone playing play pretend as part of a conspiracy" would be the first choice of the police but I imagine they'd at least discover there was something fucky going on with Kanon

>>34327410
Apparently the police found nothing unusual in their investigation. But again, what are they investigating? The only surviving person who knew how many people were on the island was Eva. The message bottles are not evidence and are unreliable as they were supposedly written by Maria.
Do you know Eva told them that two people called Shannon and Kanon were present?

>>34327475
The murders are called the Eighteen Mass Killings so yeah

"Battora, I have created a mystery for you. I've laid out a gameboard on which mysterious murders happen during your annual family conference and you'll have to disprove my magical explanations by using evidence and your knowledge on the mystery genre."
"Ahhh it was an unknown 19th person! And a 20th person! Actually, it was the unknown 21st person! They murdered everyone with a strange stakeshooting crossbow devise that doesn't exist in reality... or small bombs in their food! I refuse to explain!"

Honestly, I understand why Beatrice shat so hard on him during their early games. This must've been frustrating as hell.

>>34327495
There’s so many holes in that....Kinzo was dead a year or two before the explosion,
But for a start where are they called that?

>>34327506
Battler is so fucking retarded and emotionally-driven.

>>34327508
>Kinzo was dead a year or two before the explosion,
Which nobody but a few people knew. Let alone that there was a crossdressing deranged eunuch on the island. It's in the ep1 epilogue where the police conclude that all 18 people known to be on the island at that time are dead.

>>34327506
The way you phrased the beginning of your post made me believe that there's going to be another gameboard. I 100% would've answered [blue] Ahhh it was an unknown 19th person! And a 20th person! Actually, it was the unknown 21st person! They murdered everyone with a strange stakeshooting crossbow devise that doesn't exist in reality... or small bombs in their food! I refuse to explain! [/blue]

>>34327506
>>34327515
Battler explained why he did what he did and what his goal was. His goal was never to unmask the true culprit of the murder using logic, his goal was to deny magic out of spite towards Beatrice who was murdering his family over and over again in front of his eyes.

>>34327540
>Battler explained why he did what he did and what his goal was. His goal was never to unmask the true culprit of the murder using logic, his goal was to deny magic out of spite towards Beatrice who was murdering his family over and over again in front of his eyes.

Xbros... could Y actually be superior?

>>34327562
Yes, vertical axis is indeed superior to horizontal.

>>34327560
stop making fun of me

Oh, you've discovered another Ryukishi plot hole. That's funny.

>>34327562
Ah, but you neglect Z. Z is clearly the best!

>>34327590
No.

>>34327594
Umineko is very badly written.

Themes > Plot

>>34327526
Then the assumption would have to be that the police were not competent. Which sort of your original question as well.

Battler is genuinely my favorite MC of all time. I firmly believe that you could put him in any scenario and he'd still be entertaining as fuck. Shounen battle manga Battler, ecchi haremshit Battler, CGDCT femBattler, mecha pilot Battler (would be kino), Isekai with RPG mechanics Battler, sports Battler and of course Mahjong Battler. All of them would be based.

Plot > Themes

I believe Umineko is a good case study for the 'Black Swan' idea developed by Nassim Taleb in its book of the same name. You know how everyone and their mothers think retroactively that they solved Umineko's mystery as soon as chapter one (or that it was solvable at all)? After learning all the details, everything seems obvious in retrospect, and we override our memories to convince ourselves that we deduced more than we actually did at the time. It's just human nature. Even after chapter 8, it's possible for several parallel interpretations to coexist with the ''canon explanation'' in a way that is impossible to disprove. If that's true at the end of the series, it was even more applicable at the early chapters. It was impossible to pinpoint a single, definitive, absolute solution simply because multiple solutions were (and ARE) valid. The story of Umineko deals with ideas of parallel narratives and interpretations, and people still don't get this. The argument that ''some dude on 2chan solved everything by chapter 2'' is the perfect example of 'silent evidence'. When you have millions of people trying to solve a mystery, its probable that at least some will get it right, even by sheer luck, even if there is not enough evidence for a conclusive answer.

>>34327526
Police dumb.
Or Ryukishi dumb.
Which is it?

>>34327562
A-axis is best, I refuse to elaborate

>>34327594
>>34327618
>OOOOH LOOOK ANOTHER PLOTHOLE
>HOLLY SHIT UMINEKO IS SO BAD
>I'M STILL HANGING OUT IN THIS THREAD BECAUSE I'M A FRIENDLESS LOSER IRL BUT LOOK AT THIS PLOTHOLE!!! NO OTHER STORY EVER HAD A PLOTHOLE LIKE THIS

>>34327641
>Taleb
someone re-write this post without references to him please, otherwise I won't be reading it

>>34327641
This is not what a black swan is. Black swans are about unexpected events. Part of what Taleb is trying to say is that sometimes it can look obvious in retrospect which is what you are getting at - but you are still getting it wrong and he would be calling you an imbecile and such like on Twitter right now.

Going to make an Umineko MMO where witches create mysteries and detectives solve them. You WILL play it and you WILL love it.

>>34327681
Why are you so burnt out? Umineko is a good VN, do you think there are VNs that don't have plot holes? Especially ones as voluminous as Umineko

>>34327683
Part of what Italianon is trying to say is that this is black swan event.
Happy?

>>34327641
>You know how everyone and their mothers think retroactively that they solved Umineko's mystery as soon as chapter one
I've never seen anyone say this. The vast majority of people I see speaking about Umineko say that it's technically solvable by 4 but the vast majority of people solve it by 6 or 7, and some people are brainlets who don't even solve it despite playing through the whole thing. I've never seen a person say they solved it by 1.

>In Higurashi someone who people assumed was dead was actually alive
>In Umineko someone who people assumed was alive was actually dead

I'm so fucking dumb for only now noticing this parallel

>>34327721
no ur not :)

I literally just came up with a god-tier WTC theory. I'm going to create a image explaining all the evidence of my theory and begin constructing a wall of text to serve as my explanation. /07/th will be so proud of me when I finish and will most certainly not call me a crazy schizo.

>>34327708
Ryukishi is an unparalleled genius in human psychology, the history of western mystery novels and magic as well a consummate artist.
There is no way he made a single mistake. You are a goat.

>>34327708
Yes, Umineko for example.
Ask me anything. I'll give you an explanation for every """plothole""" your bedridden mind couldn't comprehend.

>>34327641
I managed to solve it in pretty early in episode one due to the obvious lack of Kanon’s bulge.

>>34327743
Explain anime inconsistencies if Ryukishi CLAIMED to have it under tight supervision.

>>34327743
Explain what was discussed above, smart guy

>>34327700
You can consider the canon solution to Umineko a Black Swan: an unpredicted event of massive impact that people make sense of retroactively. Those are the 3 pillars of a black swan event. I know his idea isn't made to be applied to fictional stories, but come on anon, you understood my point.

>>34327743
How did Yasu write the first two episodes as message bottles before anyone arrived on the island and before any of the murders were committed and yet not include Ange

>>34327762
Easy, he was in the closet at the time of those scenes. He rarely came out if ever.

>>34327762
He didn't.
>>34327767
I'm not gonna search for your question nigger, ASK ME ANYTHING not tell me to look for your misunderstandings.

>>34327769
I did. But I can feel his balding deadlifting rage from across the internet

>>34327769
wasn't shannon = kanon a popular theory even as Chiru was still coming out, it wasn't something unpredicted and justified only retroactively

>>34327770
Sayo obviously poisoned Ange somehow in order to ensure she wouldn't be at the island! Why? I refuse to explain!

>>34327770
Yasu blacked out every mention of Ange at the last second before throwing the bottles into the sea.

>>34327782
The question was about the incompetence of the police (Ryukishi) in searching for Kanon after the explosion, given that nowhere existed as a person
look this for example and next posts
>>34327467

>>34327770
Easy, there were some with Ange stories in it but those were very heavy and fat message bottles and they sunk and were never found.

>>34327717
I'm not italianon, I just though about that after reading too many arrogant, ignorant statements like ''yeah, after chapter one it was hard to suspect anyone but the servants, the solution was obvious'' (mostly on /a/ and /v/, but this type of comment is not uncommon here as well).

>>34327796
Mion = Shion rip-off

>>34327822
TALEB IS ITALIANON

>>34327829
Makes sense since Taleb is an Arab too

>>34327818
Ange is slim, attractive and cool so that doesn't even make sense.

Why are you guys trying to solve the mystery it was obviously all magic,

>>34327815
I guess no one gave a FUCK about the fucking servants after the economic pillar of japan, KINZO MOTHERFUCKING USHIROMIYA as well as his whole family, just died.
They probably didn't even visit the orphanage.

>>34327842
Rika needs a haircut

>>34327792
Fair enough, that's Taleb alright.

>>34327796
Probably not as popular as Rosatrice, Natsuhitrice and other theories. People though Shkanontrice was dumb. But even if that was the prevalent theory, my point is that it wasn't the only possible theory and it was, at the time, impossible to disprove other theories.

>>34327857
This but Beatrice is specifically Rosa.

For the rest of the earth’s organisms, existence is relatively uncomplicated. Their lives are about three things: survival, reproduction, death—and nothing else. But we know too much to content ourselves with surviving, reproducing, dying—and nothing else. We know we are alive and know we will die. We also know we will suffer during our lives before suffering—slowly or quickly—as we draw near to death. This is the knowledge we “enjoy” as the most intelligent organisms to gush from the womb of nature. And being so, we feel shortchanged if there is nothing else for us than to survive, reproduce, and die. We want there to be more to it than that, or to think there is. This is the tragedy: Consciousness has forced us into the paradoxical position of striving to be unself-conscious of what we are—hunks of spoiling flesh on disintegrating bones.

>>34327892
Wow. Droopy.

>>34327829
Fat Tony was a different persona of Nero all along.

>>34327892
yeah

You guys are so creatively bankrupt
If you write an 07 story it's almost always something sexual
And the times it's not you guys write random schizo nonsense for the sake of itself
If you want to write about schizophrenia contextualize it like "Rena's schizophrenic delusions while she's just walking around"
Do something interesting
I know you guys spend most of your wretched lives on here so why not put in some fucking effort?

>>34327916
cringe.

>>34327916
Show us your amazing posts then big guy

>>34327916
I do write non-sexual, perfectly sane things about R07 works, I just don't share it with you.

>>34327916
I just want to humiliate Ange. Why can’t you let me have this anon.

Yup, that's me.

>>34327935
I love this dead detective

>>34327916
Uhhh actually I made a gameboard mystery and got many (You)s.

>>34327935
anyone can easily pull her by the hair because of those retardedly long twintails.

>>34327935
It's pretty funny that Erika considers herself a serious detective when an average person of average strength could beat the shit out of her.

>>34327944
You just know if anyone tried to fight her she'd pull out the discombobulate routine.

>>34327962
I've got a discombobulate routine called shoving long and sharp needles into Erika's piss hole while she cries

>>34327916
Don't like it? Go file a complaint at the soup store, big guy.

>>34328007
>****fag
*uurggh*

>>34327962
>fails to discombobulate
>looks up at her oponents face in complete shock

ENTER RYONA

>>34328035
I hate this defective detective.

>>34328035
erika boobie

>>34328035
Is that... A NIPPY?!!!
NIPPYNIPPY I WANNA SUCK A GRIL'S MOST PERFECT NIPPERS
UWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>34328063
Shut up, fatty.

>>34328070
I AM NOT ANGE, I AM THE NIPLOVER. ANGE IS BUT A VESSEL FOR MY PERFECT SPIRITUAL FORM
I WANT NIPPY I WANT MERK I WANT THE DEATH OF (You)

>>34328095
Yeah, ok tubby.

Non-American here. Are Americans really this schizohprenic?

>>34328125
Vier is German.

>>34328095
shut up you cringy, fat, smelly, disgusting, moronic, short, homeless, jobless and gay-for-San-Francisco-standards ERP sub-human

>>34328138
>cringy, moronic, jobless, ERP sub-human
These are true. The rest are not. If 5'11 counts as short then add that. I'm not sure if it does because I'm a retard.

>>34328095
nobody likes you even on the internet
why are you still alive? why don't you do us all a favor and disappear permanently?

>>34328055

>>34328174
Big seethe. Later I will post something and you will treat me differently. You hate the post, not the person.

>>34321205
Just like Onikakushi's opening scene :^)

>>34328033
I like Rika, she is the main character

>>34328185
Abridged Satoko's art is so disgusting and I can't explain why.

>>34328185
This but with Ange where? I cannot fap to anything with Er*ka in it.

>>34328035
>>34328185
Who makes these? I refuse to believe that there is a single human on earth who is aroused by fat tits.

>>34328172
Get a job

>>34328185
Cool pads, Erika.

>>34325679
Anon's gay little Lion obsession

>>34328218
>Satoko is so disgusting and I don't have enough time to explain why
ftfy

>>34328234
that works too

>>34328225
I know right? Women are disgusting. Wish this was a man-only world.

Call me a schizo one more time.

>>34328252
You're a schizo, my schizo.

>>34328185
Abridged Satoko's art is so arousing and I can't explain why.

witches are BUILT for breast expansion

vier schizoposts aren't funny, please just stop …

>>34327702
An Umineko MMO? Count me in. I'd also play a Ciconia MMO where you can make your own custom gauntlet knight and get quests from Toujirou and Miyao.

>>34328280
and cock growth.

>>34328172
>baby size
>not short
lol

hehe

>>34328294
stop posting your ms paint images

Lambdadelta is a mother. I refuse to elaborate.

>>34328233
Don’t make me post the cropped doujin

What's Rena's weight in pounds?

One reply and I fire pellets at the neighbours dog again

>>34328321
*wind blowing, tumbleweed passing by and crickets chirping*

>>34328321
I want to make Lambdadelta a mother

>>34327916
>Do something interesting
Right back at you

>>34328326
Anon's gay little Lion doujin obsession.

>>34328341
your mom's ÷ 1000
so about 200 pounds

>>34328341
ask ryukishi.

>>34328344
do it

>>34328341
not enough

>schizoposting
The act of putting unfiltered thoughts onto Internet forums, particularly when the author is believed to be schizophrenic.

>>34328356
I sill wait until it seems fresh again. Lion so hot.

>>34328378
it's posting random nonsense in an pathetic attempt to be funny

>>34328378
Everyone should schizopost. Filtering your thoughts is lame and for normalfags.

Rena... easy on the cookies.

>>34328409
no

Have Tomitake and Okonogi ever been in the same scene together? Honest question

>>34328413
Sturdy

>>34328424
Yes when Takano first met them in Matsuribayashi.

>>34328413
Imagine just punching her stomach over and over again

>>34328447
FUCK
THAT RUINS EVERYTHING
At least I didn't get my hopes up too much

This is you *insert name* fans

1.

>>34328413
Rena bellyzuri.

>>34328462
07

>>34328465
2.

>>34328465
Nothing wrong with me

>a wojak posted
God help us

>>34328483
I think embarrassed Bern is my new fetish

Pick a number between 1 and 10.

>>34328531
5

>>34328539
nope

>>34328531
3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912983367336244065664308602139494639522473719070217986094370277053921717629317675238467481846766940513200056812714526356082778577134275778960917363717872146844090122495343014654958537105079227968925892354201995611212902196086403441815981362977477130996051870721134999999837297804995105973173281609631859502445945534690830264252230825334468503526193118817101000313783875288658753320838142061717766914730359825349042875546873115956286388235378759375195778185778053217122680661300192787661119590921642019893809525720106548586327886593615338182796823030195203530185296899577362259941389124972177528347913151557485724245415069595082953311686172785588907509838175463746493931925506040092770167113900984882401285836160356370766010471018194295559619894676783744944825537977472684710404753464620804668425906949129331367702898915210475216205696602405803815019351125338243003558764024749647326391419927260426992279678235478163600934172164121992458631503028618297455570674983850549458858692699569092721079750930295532116534498720275596023648066549911988183479775356636980742654252786255181841757467289097777279380008164706001614524919217321721477235014144197356854816136115735255213347574184946843852332390739414333454776241686251898356948556209921922218427255025425688767179049460165346680498862723279178608578438382796797668145410095388378636095068006422512520511739298489608412848862694560424196528502221066118630674427862203919494504712371378696095636437191728746776465757396241389086583264599581339047802759009

>>34328539
>5
Times I will masturbate to Satoko today.

>>34328543
unlucky

The fate of each Higu
>K1
Rules the Sonozaki family with an iron fist
>Mion
His loving housewife also mayor of Neo-Hinamizawa
>Shion+Satoshi
Missing
>Rena
Sonozaki family secret weapon. Allowed the Sonozaki family to extend from merely a yakuza to an entire empire. Currently in control of half of Tokyo.
>Satoko
Dead. Previously became a giant futanari monster who destroyed Hinamizawa. Killed by Rena.
>Rika
Missing
>Takano
In an asylum. Can accurately predict the future.
>Ooishi
Retired. Living the good life.
>Akasaka
Killed by Rena.
>Tomitake
Killed by Rena.
>Kasai
Missing
>Okonogi
Missing
>Nomura
Killed by Rena.
>Chie-sensei
Killed by Rena multiple times. Vows to destroy the Sonozaki family at all costs.
>Hanyuu
Living the good life playing vidya. Occasionally visits Ooishi.

Did I miss anyone?

Rika is a pedophile.

>>34328543
This isn’t a real number.
Got to be magic. A witch made it.

>>34328558
So is Satoko.

>>34328558
So am I.

>>34328557
I will hide this post.

>>34328557
didn't ask

>>34328557
Who asked?

>>34328557
Where is Teppei

>>34328557
Post, Hidden!

>>34328589
I don't know

>>34328595
Enge...I want to see you peeing.

>>34328579
>>34328583
>>34328586
>>34328589
>>34328595
Satokobros, you are seething

>>34328294
keep posting your ms paint images

Knock knock who's there?

>>34328557
Thanks for Sotsu spoilers

>>34328610
....

>>34328637
Thees

Witches I'd
>Ange
>Gaap
>Featherine
Witches I wouldn't
>All others

>>34328658
>Witches I'd
Brutally beat up

>>34328645
Enje if you don't shut the fuck up I'll beat the shit out of you hear me you little gremlin

>>34328645
BIGGER

About to block 4chan for seven days and take my meds. <See you again.>
\blog

>>34328674
if you say goodbye to us you are too far gone

>>34328667
ONII-CHAN WAAAAAAH HELP HELP HELP THE INTERNET MEN ARE MAKING FUN OF ME AGAIN HELP HELP!!

>>34328637
certainly not the funny

>>34328685
okay bring your tranny loving brother here I'll beat the shit out of him too.

>>34328685
Onii-chan is here, Enje...

If I made an Umineko manifesto would you read it? I promise not to shill it too much.

>>34328710
By manifesto do you mean an interesting commentary on Umineko, or just copying the Shitalian with his boring schizophrenic theory

>>34328716
Lambdanogitrice

What did Takano get up to after Matsuri? Did she really just spend the rest of her life living in the clinic basement getting mating pressed by Jirou every day?

Why is Rika so fucking perverted? She wants to see people get fucked in the ass all the time and she gets a kick of having Satoko wipe her ass every night.

>>34328735
She BLJ'd into Ciconia

>>34328735
ask ryukishi.
>>34328736
ask ryukishi.

>>34328736
Rika has always been a pervert. She probably spent dozens of loops doing nothing but molesting local teenage boys and perving on Satoko.

>>34328754
It's a shame K1 doesn't remember all the loops in which he was being forcefully milked.

I'm going to say the T word

>>34328736
She knew about sexual things for decades before growing into a body to actually be able to enjoy them, hence she is a very repressed frustrated individual. No doubt she is constantly daydreaming about Satoko's breasts.

[red]TRANNY[/red]

booby and butt

>>34328784
Oh I'm sure she daydreams of that

>>34328770
Every time he walks through the door to Rika's house, he has the impression of immense pressure on his groin for a second before it goes away. When Rika notices his reaction, she laughs but won't say what she finds so funny.

K1 is truly a lucky man

>>34328846
I wouldn't say someone who dies horribly in 99.99% of all worlds is lucky.

Erika bully > Enje bully

>>34328862
I want to rape erika

>>34328820
Among other things.

>>34328867
So fucking what? there is not a single man in the world who wouldn't rape Erika if given the chance. That's like saying ''I drink water''.

>>34328862
i wanna bite on her meaty thighs

>>34328871
Artist name?

>>34328881
I want to rape erika to death

>>34328871
This pic is hideously unattractive and I refuse to believe people find it hot

The best part of raping Erika is when she orgasms and starts to enjoy it despite hating herself for betraying her aruji

>>34328887
mdoh

>>34328862
>No camel toe

>>34328897
True, it'd be better if they were men.

sayo belly and chest probably soft and flat...

>>34328693
what about this one
Um, a man walks into a bar and sits down. He turns to the bartender and says "Alcoholism is tearing my family apart. Like I'm pretty sure that this very second my wife is packing her's and my children's things and is planning to leave for good. And I can't bring myself to go and tell her that I'm sorry and that I will do better, because I know I won't, I know I'm a horrible person. Every moment I'm not drunk hurts so much and even when I'm drunk the pain doesn't fully go away. I'm thinking of hanging myself everyday know. I need help, but I don't know where to start". The bartender replies "okay, but what's your order?"

>>34328945
kek

i will go to sleep early tonight, eva, if you don't show up in my dreams as a succubus. IF YOU ABANDON ME ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL HIT YOU... sorry haha... i get a little angry from time to time, i'll stop, i swear h-haha. i need it so bad... please... j-just for me, i won't ask for it again, my sex drive is out of control, please evaaaa... DO YOU KNOW HOW LON I HAVE BEEN WAITING, DUMB BITCH I DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT YOU I ONLY WANT VAGINA TO FEEL GOOD A DONT CARE... im sorry eva... please, forgive me, i didn;t mean it, ive been a bad boy... cmon, you can wear a paper bag on your head so you don't need to see my repulsive body... im beggin you ... as i type this my penis grow bigger anda bigger, c-can i touch your boob when we have sex, please... this feeling is tearing me apart, i want to drinka your spit... please delicious saliva?

>>34328973
he's fucking at it again

check these 999

>>34329007

>>34329007

>>34329007
embarassing

*blugh*

>>34329043
fucking disgusting
clean that shit up fatty

>>34329043
I would also puke at the sight of Ange the Hutt.

>>34329012
>>34329020
>>34329022
At least 007 is a cool number

>>34329043
Hey retard, what the fuck did I say??
That's right, no more puking unless it's in my mouth.

Ange watersports fragments

>>34329146
>Ange
>anything related to sports
not fucking likely

>>34329146
No thank you.

Girl are sexy and hot.

>>34329156
>Girl are sexy and hot.
Yeah

HOT, THRILLING, IRRESISTABLE, SEDUCTIVE, VOLUPTUOUS, SOFT

>>34329180
Literally built for getting BANGED by me, a hard-working somewhat out-of-shape male.

Higurashi, but set in a closed soviet city.

Higurashi but Takano, Akane, Chie, and Hanyuu are all into /ss/

>>34329171
Jessica is fucking stupid

>>34329262
You mean nothing changes? We've established that Takano is definitely a pedophile. Akane lusts after K1, Chie probably has illicit teacher-student relations with elementary school boys and Hanyuu is Hanyuu.

>>34329180
Who are you taking about?

>>34329333
>We've established that Takano is definitely a pedophile
w-what? I missed a couple threads

>>34328413
SEX

>>34329350
She just loves the village miko for some reason. A little too much. All the other villagers find it creepy.

>>34329367
I wanna rub those thighs.

>>34329350
I mean how could she NOT?

I want to be Bernkastel's slave and be her faithful human chair, I am a very incompetent person, however, I was born to get stomped on by others. I will need to compete with Erika to possess this wonderful job but my only talent is losing to others. I suppose that I can use that fact to my advantage, becoming a slave is objectively a bad thing, however, both me and Erika want to be her slave. It comes down to who wants the title least. To Erika, becoming a slave is the favourable result that she yearns for, but in turn, becoming a slave is objectively a terrible job so the fact that she yearns for slavery would probably ruin Bern's satisfaction of completely breaking an unwilling slave. So if I take this into account, if I successfully convince Bern that I do not want to be her slave while simultaneously acting as pathetic as I can, there may be a higher probability of me "losing" and Bernkastel choosing me as her "unwilling" slave.

>>34329431
Let us know how it goes.

>>34329431
Be ready for a lot of ass kissing then.

>>34329431
I eagerly await your next thrilling tale.

berns anal juices..

>>34329468
That blush looks goddamn awful, did you make it with mspaint spray tool or something?

Imagine Bern giving you her signature uncaring look as she lifts her foot up and repeatedly stamps on your balls

Bern's poor diet consisting of delivery fast food that she eats alone in her room every single night!
Bern staring at her telephone wishing someone would call her even though she knows nobody will!
Bern talking to herself!
Bern acting aloof and smugly superior in front of other witches because she doesn't know how to connect with people properly!
Friendless Bernkastel!

>>34329431
I hope you'll make it, anon.

>>34329546
That's just your average 07th anon, not bern.

>>34329518
Stop being mean to me.

>>34329546
Wow, Bern sure is pathetic haha

>>34329601
Pretty sure that applies to Bern too. She'd fit in well with 4chan, honestly. Who knows? Maybe you've talked to Bern before, and just didn't know it?

>>34329546
I would be her friend. I don't care what torture fragments she puts me through, or what verbal abuse I'd have to put up with. I could bear any magic-based humiliation for her entertainment. Eventually she would start to be a little impressed that I have the willpower to stand her wrath. She might start wondering why this person would go so far just to spend time with her. Maybe she would tolerate my presence occasionally, and just let me watch fragments with her, or drink tea together. Uwoooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

>>34329632
Cats can't use computers anon.

>>34329546
Wow that hurts haha

>>34329642
Bern has no friends because she doesn't want them.

>>34329643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg9XPcPKYAQ
Oh no.
I regret taking this picture.

>>34329678
What is she looking at?

Bernkastel wouldn't befriend a gross /jp/iggie, you're not even a high society witch.

>>34329468
I don't really like this Bern sprite but here I felt bad for you

By the Onikakushi manga artist.

>>34329677
That's just what she tells herself because she can't fit in with Senate witches. It's like a reverse St. Lucia scenario where Lambda is super popular but Bern is a loner. Still some bit of Rika probably survives in her with a strong desire for genuine friendship.

>>34329699
Thanks I guess, I'll use it for edits.

bernkastel creampie

>>34329732
Creampied by Lambda.

Stop making Bern so relatable.

>>34329702
this artist?

>>34329746
witches with dicks

>>34329685
I don't know but I don't think there is any miracle in for me after pissing off Bern.

>>34329702
>Onii-chan, onee-chan! Wake up desuwa!
Very cute. Tomato hasn't even drawn JC Satoko yet...

>le crazy "USODA" girl
>le funny tomboy
>le yandere Onee-chan
>le loli
>le shrine maiden loli
>le loli goddess
Pick your fighter.

>34329847
>frog poster
No. Leave this site.

>34329856
Why so mad?

>>34329699
Here you go anon, I remade my cleaning time edit just for you. I couldn't use the pic you gave me, it was too low quality, making it blurry as fuck compared to the other sprites I use for edits. Hopefully I meet your arbitrary standards this time.

@34329847
dumb frogposter

i cum on my hand and ead it

>>34329991

>>34329939
No, that blush still looks horrible. It's better positioned, but still grainy and noisy like a gif from 1993. Stop using whatever tool you're using for it.
I'm the asshole who does nothing but complain, please don't mix me up with people who are more helpful.

>>34329991
I clench my fist and seize it

cumming on hanyuu's stupid face

>>34330021
Now this is just nitpicking, who's going to zoom in on my edit this much in order to see that while casually browsing these threads? Other than you of course.

>>34330064
He's right though, you should use a different tool for blushes since that one looks weird.