/jp/ - Otaku Culture

So where did this meme originate from?
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/v/?
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/jp/?

>>3431004
> I read this on http://www.anentalk.com/ (en = on) last night.
This is why I love this place so much...

Touhou: A shrine maiden, witch, and sometimes a maid/other shrine maiden battle evil in the japan of folklore!

>>3431012
/co/, I think.

>>3431012
It's a relatively old /co/ meme.

yep

>>3431044
>>3431016
Original/

>>3431057
Seem true.

PIXAR works are more touching instead of Dreamworks comedy fest.

I like both.

>>3431068
Most people now post 'Both are great' templates.

Is there any ED links that I can read?

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/a/thread/25620505#p25621357

>It's just /jp/ loves to preach that 'OMG VISUAL NOVELS ARE THE BEST THINGS EVER!'

Seriously guys? I love how other board always has misconception about us.

>>3431117
I, too, like it when /a/ is having misconceptions about /jp/. It pretty much proves they don't come here, which is how things should be.

>>3431147
I also like it, when they discuss VNs there.
I know understand why there were so many Powerlevel threads recently and now not, they went to /a/.
Where that main guy who posted and tried to inform people had not even read F/SN fully.

>>3431082
What are the "immortal mercenary" and "young martial artist" ones?

>>3431291
Lost odyssey and something.

>>3431293
Xenogears.

>>3431057
only funny one either

how about that

>>3431147
Didn't realise what a conservative ass Reimu is.

>>3431326
Touhou 1: Reimu goes on a genocidal rampage.
Touhou 2: Reimu seeks revenge for Mima's revenge for Reimu's previous rampage.
Touhou3: Reimu interferes with academia and scientific progress.
Touhou4: Reimu kills a youkai who tried to help her.
Touhou5: Reimu orphans Alice and destroys an entire world for its creator's belief in free enterprise.
Touhou 6: Reimu places a little girl under house arrest.
Touhou 7: Reimu prevents an innocent girl from being revived.
Touhou 7.5: Reimu breaks up parties.
Touhou 8: Reimu strips away Gensokyo's defenses against a Lunar invasion.
Touhou 9: Reimu attacks people for no good reason.
Touhou 10: Reimu oppresses other religions.
Touhou 10.5: Reimu endorses slave labor.
Touhou 11: Reimu cuts back funding for alternative energy sources.
Touhou 12: Reimu persecutes Youkai Jesus.

There is also that kind of shit for other characters.

>>3431334
Really? I've only seen it done for Reimu. Post some.

>>3431322
Kuja does not save the world at all!

10: Sanae gets beaten up.
11: Sanae provides shelter for illegal immigrants.
12: Sanae goes on a power trip.
12.3: Sanae plays frogger.

10. Sanae moves to a new home, only to be bullied by Reimu and Marisa.
11. Sanae assists in the modernization of Gensokyo's power grid, bringing light and warmth to thousands of homes.
12. Sanae releases a victim of apartheid from prison.
12.3 Sanae takes a much-needed summer vacation and plays with Suwako.

Touhou 2 : Marisa is a Satan worshipper
Touhou 3 : Marisa mocks an older girl's appearance and manner of speech. Then she adopts said appearance and manner of speech and pretend she came up with this "cool new trend" by herself.
Touhou 4 : Marisa blows up a girl's house and plagiarises all her moves, claiming that she actually came up with them all by herself.
Touhou 5 : Marisa beats up Alice for no reason.
Touhou 6 : Marisa's first instinct upon learning she has new neighbors with common interests is to break into their house and rob them
Touhou 7 : Marisa beats up Alice again
Touhou 8 : Marisa teams up with Alice, only because she promised to let her beat her up and steal all her stuff once the adventure is over
Touhou 9 : Marisa beats up a civil servant and Justice of Peace. She also robs them
COLA : Marisa pawns off the priceless treasures she steals for useless garbage
Touhou 10 : Marisa beats up a shy nerd who only wanted to be her friend
Touhou 11 : Marisa is a three-timer
Touhou 12 : Marisa mugs people

Touhou 6: Sakuya gets beat up
Touhou 7: Sakuya kills dead people
Touhou 8: Sakuya helps her mistress kill immortals
Touhou 8.5: Sakuya is a cat
Touhou 9: Sakuya kills people who kill dead people
SSiB: Sakuya helps her mistress invade the moon.
Touhou 10: Sakuya don't care about tengu.
Touhou 10.5: Sakuya is a bad cat.
Touhou 11: Sakuya doesn't care about the underground either.
Touhou 12: Sakuya still doesn't care about the underground.

Touhou 6: Sakuya nearly gives her life defending her friend and employer from intruders.
Touhou 7: Sakuya restores the spring, saving an untold number of humans from starvation.
Touhou 7.5: Sakuya discourages drunk and disorderly conduct.
Touhou 8: Sakuya thwarts an alien incursion.
Touhou 9: Sakuya tries to figure out what's up with all the flowers.
Touhou 9.5: Sakuya smiles for the camera.
Touhou 10: Sakuya refuses to participate in a holy war.
Touhou 10.5: Sakuya pursues a known terrorist.
Touhou 11: Sakuya wonders who ran up the phone bill.
Touhou 12: Sakuya refuses to perform oral sex


Touhou 1: Mima plays breakout
Touhou 2: Mima wants to dine on turtle soup.
Touhou 3: Mima hates college graduates.
Touhou 4: Mima takes holidays and sundays off.
Touhou 5: Mima is now hiring.
Touhou 6-12.3: Mima cries herself to sleep at night.

TH10 - Kanako breaks into a new market.
TH11 - Kanako forms mutually-beneficial alliances with local business owners.
TH12 - Kanako attempts to win market share from an existing monopoly.
TH12.3 - Kanako's vice president is punished for embezzling funds to purchase lily pads.

Touhou 5: Shinki gets denied holiday making for her residents
Touhou 6: Shinki and Yumeko cry.
Touhou 7: Shinki's daughter escapes for good.
Touhou 8-11: Shinki is ronery
Touhou 12: Shinki gets her spellcard stolen
Touhou 12.3: Shinki is just trollbait now

5 Alice defends a demonic invasion
7 Alice interferes with the investigation of a potentially cataclysmic event
7.5 Alice attacks her friends because they're enjoying themselves and then puts an end to their parties
8 Alice teams up with a dangerous burglar to extend the night long enough to stage a home invasion
11 Alice teams up with the burglar again to stage a terrorist attack on a nuclear reactor
12.3 Alice teases the mentally disabled

superior sakuya

Touhou 6: Sakuya gets beat up
Touhou 7: Sakuya kills dead people
Touhou 8: Sakuya helps her mistress kill immortals
Touhou 8.5: Sakuya is a cat
Touhou 9: Sakuya kills people who kill dead people
SSiB: Sakuya helps her mistress invade the moon.
Touhou 10: Sakuya don't care about tengu.
Touhou 10.5: Sakuya is a bad cat.
Touhou 11: Sakuya doesn't care about the underground either.
Touhou 12: Sakuya still doesn't care about the underground.

>>3431371
Was posted already.

Touhou 1: Reimu defends her property.
Touhou 2: Reimu executes a counterinsurengcy operation.
Touhou 3: Reimu halts unethical experiments.
Touhou 4: Reimu enforces building codes.
Touhou 5: Operation Makai Freedom.
Touhou 6: Reimu prevents a west nile virus epidemic.
Touhou 7: Reimu puts an end to vile necromancy.
Touhou 7.5: Reimu arrests hooligans for public drunkeness.
Touhou 8: Reimu enforces international law.
Touhou 9: Reimu protects the peace.
Touhou 10: Reimu defends the faith.
Touhou 10.5: Reimu establishes meteorological and seismic prediction.
Touhou 11: Reimu promotes nuclear non-proliferation.
Touhou 12: Reimu protects humanity from a witch trapped in Makai.

>>3431356
>>3431371
>Touhou 8.5: Sakuya is a cat
>Touhou 8.5
Wait, what?

>>3431553
Embodiment of weather rhapsody.

>>3431553

Original list had that error, so every time it gets posted, there's a good chance it'll be there.

>>3431371
>>3431356
>SSiB: Sakuya learns physics.

>>3431561
>The Embroidment scarlet devil

fix'd

>>3431360
>Touhou 10: Sakuya refuses to participate in a holy war

Someone was mad they didn't get the servant they wanted.

Sanae:
10: "Hello, we're new here. Please be nice to us. "
11: "You're supposed to ambush people for fun in Gensokyo, right? "
12, Stage 1: "As a shrine maiden, it seems I have to do youkai hunting, whatever that may be... "
12, Stage 2: "That's more fun than it sounded"
12, Stage 5: "YOU ARE YOUKAI, THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE EVIL. SEAL AND EXTERMINATE! SEAL AND EXTERMINATE YOUR EVIL! "
12, Stage 6: "I AM SANAE KOCHIYA, WIND GOD INCARNATE. KNEEL BEFORE ME IF YOU WISH FOR MERCY, PUNY MORTALS"

>Touhou 12: Shinki gets her spellcard stolen

Holy shit, there's SHINKI LAZORBEAMS in UFO? WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS

DOWNLOADAN NOW

So.... why hasn't there been a Metal Slug Style Touhou game yet?

Byakuren is a magician, is Marisa gonna steal her spellcards?

>>3432368
Of course. And she will be added to marisas harem for no reason at all.

What is the translated conversation between Marisa and Byakuren?

I like how Shinki's Devil's Recitation destroyed all of Makai while Byakuren's didn't do any harm to Makai's environment

>>3432416
No reason? She's FUCKING MARISA. She'd fuck anything with a vagina.

>>3431007
what games are those on the top half?

>>3432492
the crash landing one is ikaruga, i don't play many shmups so I wouldn't recognize the others.

>>3431693 11: "You're supposed to ambush people for fun in Gensokyo, right? "
Surprise sex you mean

>>3432492
No idea.
The ww2 seem like 1945 strikers.
Pretty sure raiden is in there.

>>3431322
what's the bold adventurers and spanning across eons ones?

>>3432682
mass effect?

>>3432682
bold adventurers is diablo, the other one might be mass effect

>>3432492
Earth refugees and spaceships modeled after marine life sounds like Darius. The Nazi one is Strikers 1945.

>>3433037
Oh, and unsuspecting 22nd century Earth is R-Type.

>>3431082
What the fuck
Bioshock, Mass Effect, Diablo for wrpgs ? /v/ fucking fails

>>3433069
At least BG got mentioned.

>>3433069
It's probably just games in general, not RPGs.

>>3433069

Kind of shocked Planescape: Torment wasn't listed, nor any of the Monkey Island games.

>>3433090
Nah, knowing /v/ it probably is a WRPG list.

>>3431334
>Touhou 11: Reimu cuts back funding for alternative energy sources.

>>3431540
>Reimu promotes nuclear non-proliferation.
You are trying to say this is actually a good thing.