/jp/ - Otaku Culture

hello

cute goat tummies!

I don't even like monkeys. But I love Kakuen.

Post grade A breeding material

>>34287239
Gimme that devo-gun!

>>34287354

Sure.

>>34287239

>>34287354

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>>34287354
It's all in the smug

>>34287287
>Love Baphs in concept and design
>Never fantasize about them

>>34284612
>https://imgbox.com/g/UFXKCHrw6Z
>KC wrote some womb tattoo stuff. Deepl.com was used for the translation.

>>34287538
>>34287693
Manticores are cheating.

>>34287239

>>34287887
So that's the book responsible for corrupting cute kittens into smug cougars.

>>34287951
Ain't it grand?

>>34287887
Bet it's written by a pent up virgin CC cheshire

>I see you

>>34288198
next time just knock on the window instead of breaking it

Motchouli.

I want a nurarihyon wife that helps me and gets aroused by me fucking other MGs and growing my harem.

Ya know whats meta, I am drawing my wife posing for me so I can draw her

>Out for a stroll around the town, you encounter a salamander
>She's lightly armored and wielding a large two-handed blade
>Upon initial inspection, she agitated, if not eager for a fight
>Her blade is drawn, and she's in a fighting stance
>With a frightening grin on her face, her tail raging with flames, she doesn't respond to any speech
>It's almost certain she wishes to fight you, so any chance of escape will be extremely difficult

What's your course of action, anon?

>tfw Witch imouto-wife creates potion supplements for your harem so that their cunny juice is flavored and they can squirt on command

>>34288596
Do a 360 and walk away

>>34288596
pull out my BFR, and hit her with a coin shot by a demon silver bullet

>>34288596
Hide behind my pharaoh

>>34288543
Woah

>>34288596
Take her hand and lead her to the local tavern for a hearty lunch

>>34288702
>Trying to take her hand while she's holding a two handed sword and looking for a fight
Not very smart are you? She'll think you're trying to disarm her or grapple

>>34288596
walk up to that massive minotaur nearby and ask very nicely if she wants to hear some Bionicle lore, while trying to avoid the salamander's gaze

>>34288596
Continue walking. If she tries anything, my darling Angel will bind her with hieromancy.

>>34288596
she wouldn't attack an unarmed guy probably

>>34288596
use pp cannon

>>34288763
Well that isn't very nice. I was clearly holding my hand out peacefully. Only on ok lunch then, hearty lunches are for good girls.

>>34288817
Try glassing her instead. Lizardgirls love that

>>34288596
swiss

>>34287437

>>34288635
>>34288637
>>34288782
>>34288795
>Anon gets cut down by the salamander's sword
>Is left on the road begging for sweet orgasmic relief from the enchanted sword's influence
>Salamander leaves him to his fate for whatever monster girl happens along to find him

>>34288797
>>34288702
>Anon is tackled and subdued by the salamander
>She gives him a chance to explain himself before taking matters into her own claws

>>34288678
>>34288789
>Anon's waifu makes battle with the salamander

>>34288596
Get chopped and role the monster roulette to see who rapes my unconscious body
>devilbug
Fitting I suppose.

>>34288596
laugh at her and tell her why would a bother with such a beta species like salamanders

>>34288945
Pp cannon is my penis gun, it fires a 20 mm round that instantly impregnates any monster girl caught in the blast.

>>34288945
>Attacking random men on the street
That's guaranteed to make other monsters both very happy to get a husband and very angry that someone attacked their new husband for no reason

>>34288945
>Anon's waifu makes battle with the salamander

>Automaton wife
>open hatch on her back
>climb inside her
>Salamander now has to fight a mech
Good luck
God forbid she has to battle a guy with Living Armor and a Cursed Sword.

>>34288859
>Salamander almost feels sorry for anon's stupidity
>Knocks him upside the head with her sword to knock him unconscious
>She carries him off to a lonely hakutaku's home, knocks on the door, and leaves him on the porch, disappearing before haku can answer the door

>>34289023
>Anon gets swiftly cut down by salamander's sword
>She pushes your face into the ground with her foot
>"Not so beta now, am I?"
>Salamander tosses him into the tentacle vines nearby

>>34288945
I hope the Salamander is ready for some four lolis in a row action. Amity is only one of the girls in my harem, and I don't think any of them would take kindly to a Salamander trying to intrude on our relationship.

Post gigantic titty angelic beings

>>34288596
open arms to give her a hug, it seems like she needs some

>>34288945
>taking matters into her own claws
what would she do to a guy that just wants to buy her a meal?

>>34289258
You're the meal.

This is a phantom, a character typically discussed by members of the mge fandom. Her hips can sway in time. Her voicework is sublime. I would certainly wish to make one mine. We're it be in God's grace to find one with to dine, on the music industry frankenstein. To stir the ground and poison the gods. To stigmata mine eyes with rusted iron rods. Until god descends to make amends. Till the devil rise to choke the skies. Press A to appreciate best girl.

>>34289285
i love ghost, she sex the most

>>34288945
Her battle with the Salamander is an epic tale, told by bards across the land for generations to come

>>34289285
The phantom is an undead that exudes class
If I met one I'd eat her ass

>>34289285
To appriciate phantom's elegant charm,
I'd get on my knees and drink her girl cum

>>34289285
After witnessing phantom's creativity and wit,
I would eagerly and swiftly deepthroat her feet.

>>34289337
This is fucking adorable

>>34289285
phantom a cute
she makes me noot

I don't like monkeys at all but monkey girls are absolute god tier. I love their ears especially.

>>34289337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D4Yr3ebNoQ

Do rabbits prefer to be caught or do the chasing?

>>34289754
>FIGHT WITH THEIR HONOR
>FIGHT UNTIL THE END
>Ma'am I'm going to have to ask you to refrain from screaming at the salad bar

>>34289825
>six humps per second
Pray you run into one that like to do the chasing.

>>34289846
i find this creepy cause it on the cusp being real and not, and it just kinda uncanny valley for me desu

>>34287239

>>34271600
>>34271970
>She takes one look at my dick
>She sniggers "Yeah, that's a single license alright"
>I run away crying like a little bitch

>Ten years later, that minotaur guard is now a desperate christmas cake
>Sometimes she still thinks of that day, when she took flirting tips from an Atlach Nacha and unwittingly drove away the one man who ever had the balls to hit on her, and she weeps
>Meanwhile I'm fine and dandy with my fairy wife

>>34289970
>Blocks your path

>No CHONK monster girl to get into the shower with me after a long day.
>No muscle monster girl to run with me
>No cute shortstack to make me dinner.
Me not realizing that I probably need to change my locks.
Life is hard.

>>34290022
Don't do that to the poor minotaur, I'm sure she would have found someone else in 10 years.

>>34290039
>Licks her abs

>>34290022
well, time to find her and fuck her

There has been a surge of salamanderposting recently, I approve

>>34290255
Did it ever leave?

>>34288596
Raise my knuckles and get the shit beaten out of me

>>34288596
I don't carry a sword on me, so I guess I'll try convince her (either through words or with a tackle)
to do a wrestling match instead. Since there is no real danger, I'll duel her for fun and try to be a good sport about it win or lose.

>>34288596
call her cute, pretty and tell her has a nice fat tail

>>34290383
Fat tails are a sign of fertility!
....Or excess borger consumption, one of the two

>>34290457
am i gonna my ass kicked or what?

>>34290505
Strong maybe

>>34289825
I want a March Hare who less chases me and more leisurely follows me around asking me lewd questions, making innuendos, calling me senpai, and musing on how similar "senpai" and "hentai" sound.

How long do you guys fantasize about monster girls? I'd say I spend at least an hour in total each day imagining married life with a monster girl or sometimes with a harem.

>>34290571
Every night before I go to sleep I like to imagine being with my waifu. It calms me down and relaxes me.

>>34290571
i try to imagine about baphos before i go to sleep in the hopes of dreaming of one

>>34290571
before I go to sleep and when I am drawing her

Marry foxes

ɯoʇ

>>34290255
>>34290279
Salamanders are very cute.

>>34290776
SHIT I FORGOT THE IMAGE

>>34290776
how is it in kangaroo land?

>>34290571
When I draw and write about her, as well as various situations. She just comes to mind a lot.

Does your waifu cook?

>>34290776
wot?

>>34290839
she has a massive libraby filled with bookfs of all time, she could probably try

i love drawing big tiities

>>34290846
you okay there, bud?

>>34290854
no

>>34289624
Yes, Greenworm adventurers are very adorable, but don't say that right to their face. They take their jobs very seriously! Make sure to tell them how much you appreciate what they bring to the party!

>>34290854
meant to say she has a massive library filled with all kind of books

>>34290069
At this point nigga you just gotta start leaving the doors unlocked and leaving em little plates of cookies shaped like dicks. They'll get the message eventually.

>>34290794
Kinda hot

>>34290839
no, I sometimes wonder how she survived without me
she's very good at eating, though, there's never any leftovers

>>34290873
For a second I thought you got jumped by the MG version of CandleJack, or would CandleJane be h

>>34290924
ANON NO

>>34290867
whats the strongest greenworm class?

>>34290924
>anon talks about his favorite monster waifu
>mid sentence gets abdu-

>>34290964
Stripper poles are great

>>34290960
Greenlander.

>>34290924
Oh Demon Lord, everyone stay calm.
Just don't say Candlejack and you'll be o

>>34290976
That's stupid, you don't just get whisked away mid sentence. after all, someone would have to be there to send your final post. It's ridiculous and would never happ

>>34290992
well, shieet man, I gots to go, I ain't raised to be stupid

>>34290964
Delicious greens.

>>34291013
haha obviously you (anon) would not get abducted by "monster girl" even me (anon) didn't get abducted infact "monster girl" isn't real, and you can say their names as much as you want

>>34290964
i love this body type to be honest

>>34290255
Technically what you posted is a dragon trying to look like a salamander. A salaboo if you will

>>34290960
Depends on what you're looking for and the state of the worm. A well fed worm is obviously more powerful than another, less well fed one. A Greenworm who cocooned but didn't pap is also considerably stronger, since the food doesn't have to go straight to cocooning reserves.
>Raw strength - probably berserker, not to be confused with gladiator posted previously, or death knight, just be aware that Greenworms aren't the best with polearms
>Raw magic - greenworms are best at nature magic, but they can be servicable clerics due to their knowledge of natural herbs
>Pure defense - knights with their shields really, greenworm rogues can't use their speed to dodge things since it's pretty nonexistant (they are useful in other ways though)
>Balance - can't go wrong with a Mystic Knight, combines sword play, decent bulk, and spellblades together to do quite a bit on all fronts, red mage is ok too but doesn't quite keep up

Question thats been bugging me about the roulette.
https://pastebin.com/LFcTTm6z
Why doesn't the wizard just send PDF files or make a wiki? Sending a book seems pointless

>>34291055
Same Anon. What monsters would suit it best?

>>34287239

>>34290976
I imagine a tech savvy or trollish (no not literal trolls, their hands are too big to use a human keyboard) race doing that.

>>34291098
the ones that are big and strong, an example of that would be a cyclops or an oni

>>34291055
Strong/thick with curves?

>>34291027
So you're saying I can say Beetlejuice as many times as I want? Because I heard that if you said Beetlejuice three times then Beetlejuice would

>>34281202
>making out with your kiss-courtesan wife
>while you're inseminating your personal maid/fuckservant wife
>and your haremlead wife schlicks while pressing her tits into your back, whispering and moaning into your ear while she kisses your neck

>>34291124
yes

>>34291123
BIIIIG Fertile Oni sounds wonderful.

>>34291139
i saw monsters like that, lets just say my balls would never be full and my dick will not see the light of day

>>34291190
Same here Anon.

>>34290839
She does her best.

>mamono high school
I feel like I would be spending most of the breaks eating gyaru succ pussy. Human boys would have it tough.

Alright anons, I think I’ve finally decided that Wendigos are my type of gal. I shall see you innamountains.

>>34290571
All day every day, I think it's getting unhealthy.

>>34291273
Nerds are hunted down by vicious packs of Gyaru.

>>34287239

>>34291301
well, I would have been fucked, and would also be drawing them so, win win

>>34291301
>heyyyy~ nerd! succu-kyan's mama isn't home today
>wanna come over and play some geimu in my room today?
>nerd-kun arrives at her room
>she's scantily clad
>he pulls out his monster hunter game
>fire in his eyes
>no sex or lewds, only monster hunter all night
>gyaru succs need to step up their game

>>34291098
I just had the mental image of a Dire Mucus Toad.

>>34291385
HOLY FUCK, IMAGINE THOSE T H I G H S AND A S S!

>>34290867
>worm party
>spend all quest money on food
what's the payoff

>>34291376
She'll get him one day
>>34291385
Very VERY strong legs.

>>34291376
>She is actually a huge monster hunter fan as well
Nerdy gyaru succs

If a guy were to hypothetically become addicted to shoggoth slime, how would one go about curing it? My friend has been bugging me about it.

>>34291474
Embrace your new life as food for shogs

>>34291474
Get a kiki nun to cure you

>>34291474
Bonk shoggy.

>>34291274
>innamountains
That's where the operator SKS White Horns are

>>34291474
ask your shog nicely. she can rewrite your system to start you off fresh Of course whether or not you fall back into addiction...

>>34291509
>kiki nun
Never knew I wanted this. For marrying and building a big house with.

>>34289846
There is something off about the face but damn those delicious large hips

what happens if thought this out loud
>i need mommy milkies

>>34288596
VULKAN LIVES!

Someone posted an alraune image on twitter, did anyone save it before it got deleted?

Hey /mgt/, it's been a really long time! I'm very excited to announce one of the projects I've been planning to do for a while, and can finally start moving on!

Jabberwock's Globe-Trotting Gourmet Journey!

Jabberwock is going to go across the globe to visit many different places, and try out their cuisine! As she does, she'll take pictures (art from Ramenwarwok), and write about what she sees, how the food is like, and the best ways to prepare local animals to eat! There are plenty of cultures to meet, monster girls to see, and animals to eat!

https://forms.gle/icBP24fWU1ze5qyj8

You can choose what places Jabberwock will visit, pick the top 6 you'd like her to go to! Order doesn't matter, each gets one vote, and please don't vote for a place twice, it'll only count once. Will Jabberwock visit the cowboy lands of the wild west? The traditional lands of Zipangu? You decide!

I have some really exciting ideas for how to depict some of these places, I hope you will enjoy seeing the project develop and Jabberwock's journey as well!

>>34291646
I'm going to subject her to british cooking.

>>34291495
No. I would rather not spend my life chewing on shog steak and wanting more.
>>34291509
The shog says Ihe's not aloud to leave the house and won't let him leave.
>>34291511
It splat on her head.
>>34291529
she said she fixed him but it feels so much harder now.

>>34291646
I'm disappointed that you have lumped Louisiana with the rest of the southeast. Cajun/Creole cuisine is very different from say, Georgia.

>>34291544
Holt tits right in your face.

>>34291646
I was pretty excited to have Jabber-chan eat camel meat but it seems you have a pretty limited scope of places.

>>34287239

>>34291646
Nice, this should be fun.

>>34291693
She technically is British anon!

>>34291711
I fully get what you mean, I actually briefly considered outer banks/tidewater and lowcountry as a separate thing, and lots of the other countries are also very big to represent as just a whole (like Japan). But ultimately, to keep from either splitting regions up into extremely tiny areas that would struggle to get recognition by most people, and to keep the scope of the project small, sacrifices had to be made.

>>34291766
The 20 final ones are from an even bigger list, but cuts had to be made to keep things reasonable. Things I considered were not only the region's cuisine, but also MGE content that would easily fit within it (as in, local monster girls), and how that country could be depicted in a fantastical way. Some regions and places struggled hard in the latter two. Some places that /just/ didn't make the top 20 for one reason or another are, Canada, Brazil, Spain, Thailand, and Korea.

>>34291786
Thank you, I'm really excited as well!

>>34291780
I want to stumble into a web in an abandoned castle and get dragged into the deepest darkest dungeon there. I want to never see daylight again as a horny Arachne turns me into a family factory.

>>34291780
ryangosling.jpg

https://imgbox.com/g/SQeWMDpcfC
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 146. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/SZnCE4lX

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.blogspot.com/2021/01/fanart-galleries-hub.html

>>34280895
Missed the last thread, but these were really cute. Thanks for drawing!

>>34291269
I hate how there's a fucking edgy greentext using that image. So fucking much.

>>34287239

>>34291528
then who would use the moist nuggets?

NO ESCAPE

For those who's filth knows no bound the maid brigade will be after you

I want a CC oni

>>34291945
>All these anons wanting CC monster girls
You're all driving up the rarity of christmas cakes and soon there'll be no cakes for the rest of us and anons will have to settle for girls only a mere 5 years older than them max

>>34291945
>somewhere a CC Oni is posting that she wants a human boy
>a struggling artist monster is trying her best to shitty paint a human boy image for her

I want love to have a monster girl to pose for me so I can do studies on their bodies and draw them as best as I can, so I can truly bring their beauty

>>34291997
thats why im going after a dragon zombie

>>34291997
what, I like 'em very ripe and fertile and older than me

>>34290571
Just kind of idly randomly throughout the day. Most of my dreams and random daydreams are about monster girls, and I'll actively think of scenarios from time to time.

>>34291997
then bake more cakes then, what is it hard to do?

Would you play video games with CheshiKobo? What games would you play?

>>34291879
I happened across a lowres image in the older galleries, Anubis319 has a much higher res version in the source.

>>34291335
That mouth needs to be about an inch to the left and two inches down

>>34288596
>cast chain of magical lightning against her to put her in her place for challenging a wizard
>unlimited_power.jpg
>return home to my wife

A regrettable design feature.

>>34288596
If I already have my eye on someone
>Teleport Other
If she looks like a cutie
>Petrify, Featherweight, hoist over shoulder
Some day, warrior monsters will learn to equip magic-resist items... some day.

>>34292182
haha imagine being strapped to a big dom automaton

>>34292111
WormQuest

>>34291879
that's a lotta snake milk

>>34290571
>>34291277
Same here, do we need to see a doctor?

>>34292518
The only thing that can cure you and I are portals

>>34292111
I'll let them play through my collection of human woman dating sims! They're very rare to come by, now that all modern Succusoft systems monsterize the characters when you load in the game.

>What are you waiting for anon lets go!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaQgCnqJv-k

>>34287239
I wanna fluff.

>>34288596
Scream loudly
>HELP PLEASE SOMEONE SAVE ME IM GETTING MURDERED
>Hellhounds/Ochimushas/Demons/ flock of hyper protective monsters swarm your location
>use the distraction to slip away unharmed

>>34288596
Parry spam, drop "I'm sorry" carving, run away.

>>34292536
What about a special visit from Truck-kun?

>>34292538
>now that all modern Succusoft systems monsterize the characters when you load in the game.
God, magic-tech would be amazing for video games

>>34287239
This is another: "What type of Monstergirl Encyclopedia monstergirls would your favorite or liked female video game characters be?" Type of post

What monstergirls would the girls and women in Persona be like?

https://youtu.be/La_g9-kFb8E
https://youtu.be/5kbwxjRy6L8

Meanwhile the Persona boys would practically make good incubus material.

here is a little thing I have been drawing, I can't show the rest of it because of nips and puss. It still somewhat rough

>>34292574
I've thought about it. I wish man, I need monster girls in my life.

>>34292591
Ann is a very fertile succ!

MH Rise got me thinking about Mizutsune again.

White Snake Summer

>>34292611
>Pinksnake
This is why you aren't supposed to wash reds with whites!

Would feel ashamed or disgraced if you end up living with a Wight or rich vampiress or any rich Monstergirl. But they live in a McMansion?

>>34292595
She's about to commit some crimes against humanity

>>34292638
I'm not opposed to a sugarmama

how would one get a sugar mama in MGE?

>>34292673
Go to the royal demon realm and sell yourself.

>>34292673
Become a male prostitute.

>>34292638
Not at all, I would be just as happy with an outcast impoverished fox at a small forgotten shrine.

>>34292680
>>34292683
so what happen If I put myslef in a box that read
>a human boy loving for love, all I want is a mama

>>34292638
no, but i dont like living in a big house, makes me uneasy

>>34292111
Fighting games.
And crash team racing but only the ps1 version because I haven't bought the new one and don't plan too.

>>34292331
>plead with your big automaton to let you down and that you can just walk beside her
>she simply states that this is the optimal position for your shopping mission
>you get embarrassed since everyone in the supermarket is starting to stare
>she detects your increased heart rate and responds with perfectly calculated headpats and soft humming to counteract your stress and get you to relax
>it works

>>34292111
Buriedbornes races, Fire Emblem ironman drafts, and 2v1 Yugioh.

>>34292673
>bleed a vampire's wallet dry (no pun intended)
>give her a little peck on the cheek or a quick hug, let her cop a feel every now and then
>don't think too much of it
>you occasionally ride around in her sports car with her and go on "dates," but that's about it
>think that you can cut ties with her whenever and be done with her
>one day she catches your wrist after you take your usual wad of cash
>tells you she thinks it's time you started paying her back properly
>with interest

>>34292673
Normally you're part of an auction in a black market and you get bought by one as a shota.

>>34292638
Yes. Thankfully I will have plenty of time to correct their horrible architectural taste.

>>34287239

>>34292638
I'd be okay with it. I'd just be really tsundere about it, and certainly no butlers, pool boys, or shirtless gardeners seeing as those would be my jobs. Also I don't really know enough about architecture to understand why mcmansions are THAT bad.

>>34292611
Why only summer?

>>34292910
snakes hibernate when it gets cold i think

>>34292603
cute design too

>>34291997
Eh, if my parents are anything to go by an age difference can easily make or break a relationship so the closer the better honestly.

>>34292882
Oh no, latex costumed hero monsters are hard at work, keeping the streets virginity free, and hunting wizards at night, oh no how horrible.

>>34292975
>keeping the streets virginity free

>>34292975
>and hunting wizards at night
Oh no, this isn't good.

>>34293040
Find a convent to pass the night. They'll keep you safe.

>>34292962
>mud

BROKEN GLASS AND RAZORBLADES!

>>34292574
What about a truck monster girl?

Finger finger!
Anon, let me play with your fingers!

>>34293179
Actually, in Almudron's case, it's acid.

>>34287239

>>34293214
What would happen if I put peanut butter on my fingers?

If we keep faggot cats in a constant state of impregnation there's no way they could pull pranks all the time! It's a full proof plan!

>>34292834
has anyone done a story like this?

>>34293096
girls with covered eyes are the best

>>34292701
That actually sounds kinda comfy.

>>34293304
Not that I remember.

I forget if I posted it here, but I've been playing a lot of Monster Hunter and got a wife commission

>>34293342
that's a pretty good commission, I like all the details on the armor

>>34292111
I'd have them play Eratohok, with custom characters based on them and myself added in.

>>34293342
Fancy snake.

>>34293330
yup I know that feel

>>34292999
>officers try to arrest a man for being a virgin
>"I was just holding onto it for a friend officer, I swear!"
>realize that the guy in question is a proto-alp
>cop tells him to fix the issue fast and sends him on his way

>>34291766
Camel meat can go in Egypt. Alligators in the south, pandas in china!

>>34292999
I was just looking for a Sabbath office, to submit my application for an imouto!

>>34292638
Would rather live in the woods. Or in a small cottage, by a lake.

>>34293250
Why not add jelly?

>>34293577

This is the way to go. I just want to live a quiet life. With a monster wife.

>>34293610
ya like hands too?

>>34293634

No. Not like him. I don't wanna murder anyone. I just wanna take it easy.

>>34292999
I wasn't eating pussy for two bucks an hour?

How would you meet your waifu?
>falling off a boat and then falling in love

>>34293686
after blue balling quite a few, I do it to her and I can't bring myself to leave her and cute smile

>>34293686
She'll just abduct me.

>>34293686
I meet her as part of a new job and we start dating.

>>34292882
I prefer dogs in rubber actually

>>34293686
Finding her as a zombie snoozing.
Helping her become a wight.

>>34293610
It's not even that. I hate people, and I hate myself more than that. If anything I just want a cottage with a small lake that I can just wade into and let the currents take me.

>>34293729
Based and KDFpilled

Gonna civilize an ushi-oni and make her into a prim and proper house wife. Wish me luck

>>34293812
first gotta wrestle her and make her submit

>>34293823
You wont

>>34292962
SMUG

>>34293812
Best of luck to yee
tip: go for the horns

>>34293686
i want to be a dragon slayer, so i wandered into the dragon graveyard

>>34293812
what happened to ideagf anon? still training to draw some beeg stronge grills?

>>34293301
>In the grim darkness of the future there is only Cheshire...

>>34293686
we grabbed the tongs at the same time at the salad bar

>>34293686
I wouldn't know past having a reputation of being a lush on here somehow attracting a Satyros, despite the fact it's taken me two or more years to polish off a bottle of Monkey Shoulder.

>>34293837
you sure?

>>34293989
>being a lush
a what

Hello everyone, some months ago geenymous disappeared and after a great deal of speculation we have determined he is dead from suicide if that one anon is to be believed. I made an unfunny joke in relation to this and I am sorry to anyone who's feelings I hurt in the telling of it and to geen for making light of his death. So before I pour out a redd's apple ale for the bastard I have a question. In 2015 an anon by the name of "the greens" took up a mantle as thread recap anon, and I was wondering if there was any relation to the two of them. I only draw this conclusion out of name similarities. Does anyone know if they are the same person? Sorry for bringing this up I just needed to know for sure.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to snug the bug.
Summer may be coming but that doesn't mean there won't be some cool days ahead.

>>34293993
Mushroom?

>>34294004
a drunk anon

>>34293734
She cute

>>34294057

>>34293686
Which one?

I think mg ruined me. If i was plopped into a fantasy setting, I would try to marry a scary woman instead of fearing it. How would you fare in such a way?

>>34294123
>, I would try to marry a scary woman instead of fearing it.

>>34294123
i'm significantly weaker to succubi

>>34294123
Yeah, i would be the dumbass that would get down on one knee and pull out the box with a ring for the scary woman to just either her rip me apart or just stop and question me

>>34294080
>marry ghost
>ghost waifu learns necromancy
>she raises her former body as a zombie to be your second waifu

>>34294080
Should I watch zombieland saga?

>>34293686
Well, I regularly dream about my harem isekai-ing me as an assignment from Grelia, with the four girls in the group and I falling for each other at different rates - the Angel, Amity, is the first one I fall for romantically first; the Houri, Maryam, is the first one I have direct sexual contact with; the Witch, Sarah, is one who reports directly to Grelia, coordinates my healing and "healing", and talks about my feelings and fantasies regarding her friends to help encourage me to do what I want, or to help them know what to do to attract me or infatuate me; and the Familiar, whose name hasn't come to me yet, but nonetheless enjoys being called "Kouhai", "Little Sis", "Nurse", and "My loyal slave" makes no attempt to hide that she knows I like submissive girls, and was basically made by Grelia to "treat" a pervy, bossy lolicon like me.
So, if Day of the Portals happens, I'd hope they figure out directed portal magic to whisk me away into their hospital room, so the dreams can start becoming reality.

>>34294123
If life has taught me anything. One must stare into the void, and should it stare back the only move following is to jack off into it until it either gets uncomfortable and looks away, or just takes the money shot. It's the abysses that take the money shot that should be feared as they will drain you dry one way or another.

>>34294249
are you me, man cause I would do the same thing

>>34292182
>>34292331
>>34292767
I can see BEEG yandere MGs doing this to manlet anons just so they never lose sight of them while shopping.
And so ThOsE WhOrEs realize who the fuck Anon belongs to and won’t try to take him.

>>34294123
scary women deserved to be loved too

>>34294293
oi at least call them pocket princes

>>34294049
I will snug the bug but be careful because sometimes you can get too snug

>>34294293
that's when you give the stink eye to other women while she walks. nothing gets a yan hotter then if you stay in your carrier and shake your fist at other women that are not her

>>34294145

>>34294369

>>34294334
>don't talk to me or my Beeg Yan wife ever again

>>34294369
I want to be attached at the hip with her.

>>34294387
Is she dangerous? either way, I'm gonna scoop her up and bring her somewhere to lewd

feral nuns

>>34294488
very cute

>>34294488
Imagine the thrill of corrupting that nun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USrDZRgEfMw

Remember that hydration is key in the desert and not just for the living but the dead to. Zombies need spirit energy to properly stave off the exertion of climbing the dunes lest they suffer the fate of being swallowed by the sands, and then a rescue sandworm

what's your response, anons?

>>34294582
Yes.

>>34294582
>I'll have you know that my wife isn't old, but quite fertile

what makes your automaton make an error sound?

>>34294682
When you cum in her exhaust pipe

>>34294682
downloading free nice toolbars and free photoshop

>>34293686
>First wife
I was simply her next prey and source of food (in a non sexual way) but things didn't go as expected and fell for each other.
>Second wife
She decided I was the one and didn't accept that I already had a lover. Both fought shonen style until they just decided to share and join forces so no other WHORES can take a taste of me.

Sort of.

Consider succubi that parade (You) around to flaunt

>>34294809
that dieselmine game was ok

Anons, how do I stay faithful to my kitsune wife's tails? I'm such a slut for fluff, my eyes can't help but wander every time some other fluffy woman walks by...

>>34294945
If you can't consider your waifu's mofu special then you don't deserve any anon. Her mofu should be sacred to you.

>>34294945
then wear a blindfold for chirst sakes

>>34294186
no

>>34294945
You crusin for a brusin mofu slut.

>>34291097
I think it's the novelty of it

What did she mean by this?

>>34295244
probably means something in that weird language she has tatted on her face, why don't you ask her anon?

>>34295025
I don't wanna feel like this tomorrow
I don't wanna live like this today

>>34292882
>latex clothes
I sleep
>latex slime
REAL SHIT?!

time to sleep

>>34295158
I will not touch fluffy tail.

How much do hellhound breeders get paid?

>>34295333
Sound's like someone is in need of reeducation

Being hooked up by relatives to a monster girl

>>34295346
not enough

>>34295357
not him, but i dont like mofu, i like a big meaty tail instead

>>34295357
I will not touch fluffy tail, no matter how drippy the cunny under it.

>>34295307
I hope you dream of wurmy anon, I'll try and dream of my worm too, although I can't quite get it to happen for me

What would you say that make can make a monster girl get upset and say that's racist?

>>34295648
Imply that members of their species are sluts that sleep with more then one man.

Pretty sure that would make any species of monster upset.

>>34295359
Who's this cutie? I want to untie her and give her clothing and make her feel safe and comfortable and talk shit about her sisters with her and eventually marry her anyway

>>34295952
Medusa. Her sisters are goddesses so you don’t get to talk shit, you either show up married with the ring on your finger or at least they will brainwash (You) and Medusa to marry and fuck on the spot.

>>34296007
That's cool too, I enjoy both brainwash-hotgirl-fucking and defying goddesses

>>34295359
Well, if my CC neighbor wants to marry...

>>34294123
My fucking brother my god would I do thing to some horrifying nightmare waifus. I would go so balls deep so hard into the things that go bump in the night.

You think you can just waltz into my turf without paying the snack tribute?

>>34296337
Yes
>Leaves

>>34295359
shotgun marriage is a good premise

>>34296357
he exploited their one weakness - speed

>>34296337
You're the snack.

>>34296451
you're going to confuse the little worm into contemplating whether she should take you up on your offer or tell you that she doesn't take credit and you should come back when you're a little hmmmm richer (with fresh veggies)

>>34296401
it could have been a wheelbarrow full of leaves too.

>>34288596
Tell her to armor herself more.

>>34296561
I'll have her for a snack in the bath.

>>34296623
Their other weakness - random leaves

>>34293863
Yeah, I've been practicing drawing everyday since that last Titania gf, and I still didn't get to drawing regular human girls, nevermind the actual monster girls. But I'm getting there.
As for ideal gfs: Save for Griffon gf that spawned the maracas griffon picture, none of my works got much attention (they weren't even uploaded to the mega), so I got discouraged and stopped. I'll come back to it one day, if I feel like it.

Which is the most preferable scenario you'd like?

Monstergirl Colonizers who are colonizing a savage tribe that has plenty I'm cute human tribal boys needing a civilized Waifu to civilize them?

Or, MGE incubus colonizers from the Demon Realm Expeditionary Forces colonizing and civilizing tribes of savage tribal human girls with their big anime-eroge penises and corrupting said tribal human girls into civilized monstergirls?

Or, Order Missionaries that has plenty of Female Preachers, Priestesses and Female Knights and Paladins to spread the word of the Chief God and faith to savage tribal humans. But they are corrupted and or filled with lots of Mamono Mana and the majority women in this Order Missionary Force may or may not get insta loss'd by tribal incubi boys.

Which do you choose?

>>34296661
>both call each other snack as a pet name
cute

>>34296727
I want big dragon titty

What kind of song would you sing to your waifu from us?
>It's a long, long, way to tepperary

>>34296717
She looks like she needs some cuddles!

>>34296721
I look forward to it when it does happen. I remember seeing your stuff in the imgbox under the various MG galleries, and we all appreciated when they were posted. If I remember you were aiming to do big strong girls? I hope their muscles really pop when they do come around friend.

>>34296734
Love Deterrence

>>34296745
It's a real catch 22. Don't cuddle and she looks sad, do cuddle and run the risk of her hurling bluegrass all over your clothes. You know which option I would pick but even for me it isn't an easy choice.

>>34296756
Well I would still do it if I had more time, but it takes a lot of it to draw one ideal gf. I have some real life obligations right now that must be taken care of, so if I only got one hour a day I set aside for that hobby - I'd rather spend it on real drawing, so I can draw muscular beastgirls faster, also the eventual ideal gfs I'll draw will surely benefit from all the practicing.
I already noted some meme and comic ideas I can draw. It will be worth the wait.

>>34294048
>we
People knew he was dead a long time ago, Anon. And it was confirmed by someone logging onto his account and sharing the news to one of the artist discords he was in. RIP.

>>34296734
Machinegun Kiss

>>34294048
That still hurts.
Remember Anons it's never worth it to end it all, You never know if portals won't open tommorow. Take care of Yourselves.

>Wild west lizard/salamander wont stop following you around and demanding a duel at high noon

>>34297259
Makes sense, that's when they got the most energy.

What would YOUR introduction be in Monster Girl Oz?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaTYqBQEsoE

>>34297259
>Go to wild west MG town
>There's just a lot lizard girls sunbathing during highnoon
>You fake chough and say you were here for a duel at highnoon
>They all scramble to get into their clothes so they can be the one to challenge you
>Some don't even bother with the clothes
>Big buffalo girl stands nearby and just looks on while all of this is going down

>>34297418
I'm warning all of you, Rattlesnake-Jane is my sister!

>>34297418
thank you for the laugh Anon, but the visual of a bunch of reptile girls struggling to load their chambers is just too much. Nice!

kots

>>34297490
Sweaty kot

>>34297418
>Before any lizard can follow through on her challenge, they are interrupted by another trying to challenge you herself
>Town is soon consumed in a massive firefight as all the lizards start "settling" the argument of who gets to duel you

Gonna hotglue a pixie after she makes fun of me for my size. That'll show her!

>>34296947
Ok thank you, I didn't get ahold of those details yet. Sorry for bringing it up.>>34297192

>>34297819
But that's hot, it'll burn her!

>>34289520
>>34289597
You deeply disapoint Mrs. Phantom. She will teach you how to rhyme.

>>34297849
Hey, I poured all my heart into those rhymes!

>>34294145
that reminds me of an anon's idea for an anglerfish mg that is the reverse of a sandworm. A fish body that has a female body as the angler.

>>34297838
Oh yeah, it'll burn her.. make her burning with lust! Anon should watch out, he doesn't realize what he's done.

covered goat tummies!

>>34297882
thats a dumb idea

>>34297903
Little goat tummies covered in hubby's cummies!

>>34297908
I agree, but I really like how unique it is.

>>34297934
>wasting your cummies
how can you torture cute goat like that

>>34297997
You just scoop it up with your finger bit by bit and have her lick and suck it clean each time. There's no waste.