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In that apron, I'd rather she was my waifu.

Hell no

>According to the tragic poet Euripides, Medea continued her revenge, murdering her two sons by Jason

>>3430084
No, I don't like caster.

Yes ;_;

>>3430088
Why not both?

>>3430092
That was just a little misunderstanding.

>>3430100
Because my mother is a psycho bitch who I don't want to be reminded of during sexy tiem.

Sure why not, my dad isn't jason.

although I like my current mom.

Can I have two moms and a dad?

>>3430116
Sure, if your mom divorces your biological father and takes a wife instead.

>>3430084
I run away from home.

>>3430129
The world will kill you faster then your mom ever could.

>>3430127
who needs divorce when your mormon?

>>3430141
Only mormon men can take many spouses. I don't even think the wives get to sex eachother. It's really a dumb system.

>>3430092
She loved them to death.

Saber is your mom
Caster is your mom
Berserker is your dad
Lancer is your dad

You can only choose one way too die.

Little John.

>>3430159
actually thats the side argument, she loved her kids so much she mercy killed them so the king wouldn't torture them when he learned that medea murdered his daughters(who were being sexed up by Jason).

>>3430160

[X] Berserker
[X] Saber

My parents are HERACLES and KING ARTHUR

I must be some kind of TYPE-EARTH

>>3430160
I choose Saber and Caster. I want two moms.

>>3430179
the joke was that they both murdered their kids.

>>3430188

>the joke was that they ALL murdered their kids.

>>3430188
Being 1/4 god and karmic dragon should give you a pretty good chance at survival.

>>3430196
Didn't help mordred or heracles actual family, well actually herc had plenty of kids he didn't murder so you might luck out.

>>3430188
>>3430194

When did Heracles kill any of his offspring?

>>3430199
Hera made him crazy, he killed his family. It was the whole reason behind the 12 labors.

he didn't just do them for the lulz.

>>3430160
Lancer would be an awesome dad if you didn't disturb his sleep.

>>3430203

Ah, I had forgotten because those kids were never named.

Wearing that apron compels her to bake cookies. Anyone who eats them, she is compelled to sleep with, apron or no.

>>3430227
I dunno, there are few people in history as famous as medea for use of poison, DO YOU REALLY TRUST THOSE COOKIES?

>>3430219
If Lancer is my dad, there's no telling who my mom is.

>>3430231
She has to sleep with the person that eats the cookies. They are immortal until she does, so she has time to track them down.

>>3430240
you sure? its pretty easy to sleep with a dead body.

>>3430241
The power of the apron is absolute. The universe would be unmade before it's edict were disobeyed.

>>3430231
My mom wouldn't do such a thing.

Only if Soichirou is my dad as well.
I'd be sorrounded by bad and good ass all my childhood, awesome.

>>3430092

Man, good thing I'm a girl.

>>3430278
Oh you.

Why does she have to be my mom?

I'd rather have her as a childhood friend/neighbor with whom I hook up with and fuck like rabbits.

MEDEA WAS INNOCENT

>>3430284
Did you really have any friends as a child?

>>3430160
[x]Lancer
[x]Lancer(ko)

...If that's too much and would destroy the universe then a Saber is acceptable.

>>3430346
Can Lancer rape Lancerko?

>>3430403
why would he, she smells like an animal.

>>3430336

As a child? Plenty

Now? lolno

I wouldn't mind getting killed by Caster if she was my mom...

>>3430418
Don't worry, she won't do something like that.