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Ooooh Battler! I've got perfecto locked room murder for you to rack your feeble brains over! Gyhehehahaha! Let me explain what happened, as I do so love seeing your frustrated face!!

The victim was yet another disgusting internet sleuth who posted nothing but fantasies of licking Lady Bernkastel's tummy, [red]a truly vile act deserving of nothing but the most horrific torture![/red] This killing can be considered a punishment for such a transgression on basic decency!

As such, I personally flew through the keyhole using witches' magic and bashed his brains in with one swish of my pipe..! There is no doubt about it... [red]This disgusting maggot is truly stone cold dead![/red] No more posts about Bernkastel's tummy! Kyahahaha! His pet dog was peacefully carried off to the Golden Land, however. After all, while its master was disgusting the beast did not deserve a painful death.

>>34265179
This is not a locked room murder, this isn't even a room. He was shot on the streets for being black unless proven otherwise.

>>34265221
[red]There is a room, and there are two bodies within the room.[/red]

Surely you can do better than that?

>>34265261
What is 'a room'?
I say the 'room' doesn't have walls. You were able to go in there just like that and shoot him as well as his body double.

>>34265339
I knew you were incompetent, stupid, moronic and an idiot but this is something else entirely.

[red]This room, by definition, is enclosed by a floor, four walls and a ceiling.[/red]

>>34264470
Any doujins with Battler and his aunts?

>>34265424
the single untranslated Rosa doujin in existence is Battler x Rosa

>>34265424
Nobody wants to have sex with Eva. George was adopted

>>34265410
Let me try a different approach then.
Are the doors and windows in this room equipped with locks and if so, were they all locked tight, unopenable without the corresponding keys?

>>34265439
Good thing I know jap then

>>34265473
[red]Naturally, yes. To all.[/red]

>>34265524
All right, that solves this case.
You were in possession of such a key, opened the door, shot both victims, and simply left the scene.

>>34265592
[red]Wrooooooooooong!! All wrong![/red] Wahahahahahahahaha! You incompetent foool! What a naive move!
Why would I need a key, when I can simply use my magic to enter the room? Pathetic, truly pathetic!

Jayden is based. Make him the main protagonist, Miyao is insignificant.

>>34265704
Looks like you stepped right into my trap.
You never said anything about 'leaving' the room! You were in there all along, killed anon and never left. You are the second body mentioned earlier!

>>34265754
How do I defeat Furudo Erika?

>>34265754
I didn't think this needed stating, but [red]the second body is that of the dog.[/red] And, of course I was in there all along! I killed them with magic! *cackle*cackle*cackle*

My my, is this really the extent of your great intellect..?! Perhaps you should stick with sticking chopsticks in unfortunate places, you trash? Submit and accept it was my magic!

>>34265492
Gifted

>>34265809
Ignore her, she never existed.
You can disprove her existence in red or shoot her with a duelling pistol.

>>34265841
>the human victim has his head bashed in
>the dog is also dead, but without any external injuries
Can you confirm these two statements?

>>34266035
Of course.
[red]The human victim died as a result of blunt force trauma to the head[/red]
[red]The dog is dead as well, with no external injuries.[/red]

>>34266135
Then first lets get the dog's situation out of the way first.
[blue]The dog was killed by poison[/blue].

>>34266207
...tch, I-I refuse to answer that.

I have to save Satoko from Eua and herself!

>>34266327
That makes it fact. Anyways, [blue]the dog's death was not due to an action done by the human victim.[/blue]

>>34266464
What a dumb look this countryside whore has on her face

>>34266523
Shut up Rika

>>34266464
>save Satoko from Eua
Not gonna happen.

>>34266552
What if I dress as Okonogi and beat up R07 irl?

>>34266503
...kh. I refuse to answer that as well...

>>34266579
It looks like my primary assault has laid the ground for your trick to be exposed. <very good> smart anon!

[blue]The culprit was in the room before it was locked, bonked the Berntard and put down his dog, then escaped only after the door was unlocked and the crime was discovered. This person is still alive and is therefore classified as "human" rather than "a body".[/blue]

>>34266667
Hoh...
[red]The door was locked the entire time, the door was not opened until the time the body was discovered.[/red]

>>34264732
>no Tywin image

>>34266768
But could a second human have been in the room BEFORE it was locked? Answer that.

>>34266523
Agreed, no refinement

Fucking Based

>>34266822
Khehehahahaha! [red]No! It was a perfecto locked room that only contained the retarded Berncel and his dog before it was locked![/red] Furthermore, let me add that [red]the Berncel is a friendless NEET loser virgin much like Erika and all Bern fans! No other person stepped foot in his room while he was alive![/red]

How else could this be accomplished, unless by magic?!

>>34266946
Yes, I'm switching sides. It was magic alright.

>>34264514
Too late.

>>34267610
Go to the Golden Land.

Make Koshka the protagonist pls

>>34266523
she doesn't belong in high society

>>34265709
Jayden is the main heroine

>>34267905
I'm pretty sure she'll end up being the true protagonist.

>>34266946
[blue]Berncel commited suicide by either smashing his head against a wall or a hard object, or perhaps hitting himself against his head with a blunt item that was in the room. His dog died afterwards by either ingesting something that would cause the dog to die. Or perhaps, the dog died from sadness after having seen its master die.[/blue]

>>>/wsg/3882193

>>34268016
Behold, my three red treasured truths to cut down your theory!
[red]The Berncel did not die by hitting his head against the wall![/red]

[red]No such blunt item exists in the room at the time the body is discovered![/red]

[red]The dog did not die of sadness![/red]

>>34268275
This was never a murder in the first place, it was a suicide! Say it in red, say it! Berncel commited suicide!

>>34268275
At least the dog died happy, I guess.

>>34268343
I refuse to repeat it in red. After all, I killed him with my magic.

>>34268217
Hell yeah Ys VI

>>34268275
[blue]Berncel died before his dog was killed[/blue]

>>34268577
[red]Acknowledged.[/red]

[white]I hope this doesn't work[/white]

>>34268665
Of course it won't, the colors are in the script. [red]There's purple, red, blue and gold.[/red]

>>34268478
Fuck you! Fuck you! FUCK YOU! You still didn't answer the blue thruths about the dog's death, involvement of poison in the dog's death, and the lack of Berncel's involvement in the dog's death from earlier! Which means, [blue]the dog died after having ingested a substance that would cause the dog to die[/blue]! Who knows, since Berncel is a disgusting human being, maybe he pretended that his dog was Bernkastel, and [blue]he came on the dog's belly, the dog licked all the cum and that caused the dog to die.[/blue]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRj74pvAIt8

>>34268794
Kyahahaha! Yesss that's the face I like! Keep making it you piece of traaaaaaaash!
The witches side isn't obligated to answer any blue truths immediately, don't presume your place you maggooootttt. I only answer these truths out of good will, because I enjoy seeing your pathetic leaps in logic as far as your miniscule human brain can get you.

[red]Berncel did not cum on his dog! In fact, Berncel died before his dog and so would not have had the opportunity to cum on it![/red] Also, in case it needed to be said, [red]Semen is not involved in either of the deaths, although he does have a Bern plushie that is coated in cum.[/red]

>>34268938
>[red]Bern plushie[/red]
[gold]I wish I had something like that[/gold]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUKgIOmv9I8

>>34269400
>or

>>34269400
is satoko supposed to look intimidating and or scary here?

>>34269464
no? she's a little girl, they can't be intimidating, only cute.

Yeah, everytime Rika tries to be an intimidating, condescending cunt she just ends up looking dumb and cute.

For your convenience, everyone, I shall repeat what has been stated in red so far.
[red]Berncel, the human victim, commited a truly vile act deserving of nothing but the most horrific torture.
Berncel is a disgusting maggot who is truly stone cold dead.
There is a room, and there are two bodies within the room.
This room, by definition, is enclosed by a floor, four walls and a ceiling.
The doors and windows in this room are equipped with locks, which were all locked, unopenable without the corresponding keys.
The perpetrator did not possess keys that could open the door and the windows, did not open the door, did not shoot both victims, and did not simply leave the scene.
The first body is that of Berncel, the human victim, and the second body is that of the dog.
The human victim died as a result of blunt force trauma to the head.
The dog is dead as well, with no external injuries.
The door was locked the entire time, the door was not opened until the time the body was discovered.
The room was a perfect locked room that only contained the human victim and his dog before the door was locked.
Berncel is a friendless NEET loser virgin much like Erika and all Bern fans.
No other person stepped foot in his room while he was alive.
Berncel did not die by hitting his head against the wall.
No blunt items exist in the room at the time the body was discovered
The dog did not die from sadness.
Berncel died before his dog was killed.[/red]
Pu-ku-ku-ku, and lastly,
[red]Berncel did not cum on his dog. Berncel died before his dog and so would not have had the opportunity to cum on it.
Semen is not involved in either of the deaths, although Berncel does have a Bern plushie that is coated in cum.[/red]
Now then, can anyone solve this murder mystery? Or should we give all the credits to Beatrice-sama's magic and call it a day?

For your convenience, everyone, I shall repeat what has been stated in red so far.
[red]Berncel, the human victim, commited a truly vile act deserving of nothing but the most horrific torture.[/red]
[red]Berncel is a disgusting maggot who is truly stone cold dead.[/red]
[red]There is a room, and there are two bodies within the room.[/red]
[red]This room, by definition, is enclosed by a floor, four walls and a ceiling.[/red]
[red]The doors and windows in this room are equipped with locks, which were all locked, unopenable without the corresponding keys.[/red]
[red]The perpetrator did not possess keys that could open the door and the windows, did not open the door, did not shoot both victims, and did not simply leave the scene.[/red]
[red]The first body is that of Berncel, the human victim, and the second body is that of the dog.[/red]
[red]The human victim died as a result of blunt force trauma to the head.[/red]
[red]The dog is dead as well, with no external injuries.[/red]
[red]The door was locked the entire time, the door was not opened until the time the body was discovered.[/red]
[red]The room was a perfect locked room that only contained the human victim and his dog before the door was locked.[/red]
[red]Berncel is a friendless NEET loser virgin much like Erika and all Bern fans.[/red]
[red]No other person stepped foot in his room while he was alive.[/red]
[red]Berncel did not die by hitting his head against the wall.[/red]
[red]No blunt items exist in the room at the time the body was discovered.[/red]
[red]The dog did not die from sadness.[/red]
[red]Berncel died before his dog was killed.[/red]
Pu-ku-ku-ku, and lastly,
[red]Berncel did not cum on his dog. Berncel died before his dog and so would not have had the opportunity to cum on it.[/red]
[red]Semen is not involved in either of the deaths, although Berncel does have a Bern plushie that is coated in cum.[/red]
Now then, can anyone solve this murder mystery? Or should we give all the credits to Beatrice-sama's magic and call it a day?

>>34269571
What an embarrassing failure.

>>34269618
What might you be talking about?

>>34269615
[blue]Berncel brought about his own death, be it intentional or unintentional[/blue]

>>34269565
She looks like an onahole.

>>34269565
NOOOOOOOOOOO I AM AROUSED YET AGAIN FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
DONT POST SMUG RIKA WITHOUT A WARNING.

>>34269615
Say this in red: [purple]Berncel was specifically killed by a cylinder-shaped object, such as a pipe or a baseball bat.[/purple]

>>34269615
Thank you, Ronove.
thanks unironically, since this post made people start engaging with it again kek

>>34269711
Hmm, very well. I shall answer this honestly. I flew through the locked keyhole and puppeteered Berncel with my magic. I then used this to make him beat himself to death with an object. I then used Gaap's magic to make the blunt object vanish! As such, [red]Berncel's death can be described as being brought about by his own hands![/red] A magic-induced suicide!

A slave to desires in regards to licking Bern's tummy in his last moments, becomes a slave to my justice.

>>34269792
I refuse your repetition request. I will, however, say this. [red]The object used to kill Berncel no longer exists in this room![/red]

bern titty

>>34269864
[blue]BERNCEL KILLED HIMSELF WITH AN OBJECT MADE OF ICE WHICH MELTED NOT LONG AFTER[/blue]

>>34266901
Now this is red text worthy

>>34269864
[blue]THE MURDER WEAPON WAS EATEN BY BERNCEL'S DOG AFTER HE KILLED HIMSELF WITH IT. THEN HIS DOG CHOKED ON THE OBJECT AND DIED. THE OBJECT IS NO LONGER IN THE ROOM BECAUSE IT'S CLASSIFIED AS WITHIN THE DOG.[/blue]

>>34269905
>>34269949
Kh... I... H-How did... It's...
[red]Th-The dog did not choke to death![/red]
Th-there! Ahahahaha! W-Well...? Do you give up?

>>34269989
[blue]THERE IS NO MURDER WEAPON[/blue]
This leaves me with four options:
1. [blue]BERNCEL DIED BY HITTING HIS HEAD ON THE FLOOR[/blue]
2. [blue]BERNCEL INFLICTED THE INJURY ON HIMSELF WITH HIS HANDS[/blue]
3. [blue]BERNCEL JUMPED UP AND HIT HIS HEAD ON THE CEILING ABOVE HIM[/blue]

>>34269464
Well, at the very least she looks oddly happy. Just compare with the shot of her killing Rika with a knife in the Sotsu PV.

>>34270026
I have already said that [red]an object was used to kill Berncel[/red] and that [red]this object no longer exists within this room.[/red] Try again.

>>34270095
Lambda paizuri....

I love the "real" Rika

>>34270103
Oh, and yes, [red]his hands still exist within this room, and in order to meet the definition of 'room' the ceiling and floor has to still be there.[/red] In fact, to make all this even more clearer I'll just say [red]There was a murder weapon.[/red]

>>34270121

>>34270121
I want her to step on my dick while she makes that smug face.

>>34270103
[blue]The murder weapon broke, making it no longer identified as the murder weapon[/blue]

>>34270129
How to come instantly in one simple step.
g-get it?

>>34270162
Yes anon, I get it.

>>34270176

>>34270156
[red]Nothing that could be identified as the weapon used in the murder exists at a glance, no such sophistry as "A bat broken in two is no longer a bat!"[/red]

>>34270176
>>34270182
Refined posters

>>34270182
I am so turned on right now.

Rika is a funny meme character. Nipah! Hehe. Mii! Haha. I am having a physical reaction consisting of audible, rhythmical contractions of my human diaphragm and other parts of my human respiratory system.

>>34270095
[blue]Those are pads![/blue]

>>34270196
Oh yeah~

>>34270217
[red]They're real![/red] And, [red]they can get bigger![/red]

>>34270185
[blue]THE MURDER WEAPON WAS MADE OF CHOCOLATE, OR SOME OTHER EATABLE MATERIAL. THE DOG ATE AND DIGESTED IT, MAKING IT NO LONGER EXIST[/blue]

>>34270248
>eatable
>dog ate chocolate
This is a smart post.

>>34270265
dogs eat everything

I want to spread Jestress's legs and fuck her while she's standing with both of us directly facing each other in all her clothes.

>>34270111
https://exhentai.org/s/c86f7fdcc0/986101-136

>>34270276
I am saving this for later scientific research.

>>34270248
[red]It was not chocolate..[/red] It was Beato's special magic bat! And Gaap used her magic to make it disappear!

UWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
1. [blue]THE MURDER WEAPON IS THIN ENOUGH TO BE MOVED UNDERNEATH THE DOOR. A THIRD PARTY RETRIEVED IT FROM UNDERNEATH THE DOOR THROUGH METHOD X[/blue]
2. [blue]THE MURDER WEAPON IS BERNCEL HIMSELF, OR MORE SPECIFICALLY HIS "LIFE", "INTENTIONS" OR "MIND". AFTER HIS DEATH, THIS MURDER WEAPON CLEARLY NO LONGER EXISTS.[/blue]
3. [blue]WHATEVER THE MURDER WEAPON MAY BE, IT NO LONGER EXISTS IN ITS ORIGINAL SHAPE. MEANING ONE CANNOT FIND IT ANYWHERE ON THIS EARTH.[/blue]
>>34270245
[blue]IMPLANTS[/blue]

>>34270276
There's a nice Bern one too in the previous page.

>>34264470
Serious question, does anyone remember when these threads became a general and stopped being random threads about one of ryukishi's works

>>34270351
[blue] So it was something else that's edible...[/blue]

This Erika doujin is so hot

>>34270473
You are so evil for reminding me this exists.

>>34270404
[red]Wrong.[/red]
[red]Incorrect.[/red]
[red]Nope.[/red]
Also, [red]you are incompetent.[/red]

>>34270465
I-I refuse to affirm or deny..!

>>34270452
uhhh

>>34270473
The only reason I could possibly think someone would make this pic is if they just fucking hate me personally. Seriously.

>>34270452
Sure we had /seacats/ and hou+ threads for Higurashi as standalone threads but 07th Expansion threads have always been a thing.
>>/jp/thread/S11269405
Standalone 07th threads died off because the board sped up too much because of the holonigger invasion.

>>34270529
Repeat this: "The murder weapon is a physical object which previously existed in the room of the crime but has been moved elsewhere without the door or windows opening."

>>34270351
OH SHIT SHE'S GOT A BAT

mysterious girl drawn for a rozen maiden fanart contest in 2013.

>>34270473
Why must you remind me of such evil?

>>34270650
>>34270560
>>34270497
*tips pirate hat*
This level of trolling is possible for Furudo Erika.

>>34270404
>>34270529
For the sake of clarity, let me specify this red text was not a numbered list like the original post. As such, it is possible that one of the blue texts in the original post is correct and I simply chose not to address it.

>>34270626
Okay, sure. [red]The murder weapon used at the time of death was a physical object which previously existed in the room of the crime scene. It's disappearance is not related to the windows or the door opening.[/red]

>>34270579
>BTW, I've heard that on 07thExpansion's twitter there's something about "you don't have to wait too much for the next Naku koro ni".
I pissed my pants in excitement.

>>34270692
What a loser.

>>34270631
Glorious witch of piss

>>34270673
Shut the fuck up loser.
I am actually angry.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5386020/1/The-Ushiromiya-Rape-Fest

>>34270689
Then [blue]the murder weapon was transferred through a gap in the bottom of the door.[/blue]

>>34270710
Fuck off Ange.

>>34270673
You're a cruel bitch, you know that? But that's why I love you.

>>34270692
The thread is from 2013.
Are you blind.

>>34270730
I am raging at r07, not anon

>>34270719
[red]The murder weapon could not have fit through the gap in the bottom of the door. It is physically impossible.[/red] Well, without my magic of course.

I'm starting to understand how Beatrice felt in the first four chapters, except my hints are nowhere near as vague. Come on guys...

Cute and huggable Lambdatoko.

>>34270788
the dog ate the owner's dick who cares lol

>>34270710
Better than real Ange.

>>34270788
Please quote the posts you're replying to, each time you don't you create a new reply chain about your cringy RP that I have to hide.

>>34270788
I don't know how or why, but [blue]Berncel strangled himself with his own hands.[/blue] As for the dog, I still don't know what happened to it.

>>34270747
Be at peace

>>34270841
Yeah tell him! Show him for making oc!

>>34270860
Look at the earliest posts and replies, it'll give you a hint what happened to the dog

>>34270860
Oh, and [red]no, it was definitely one hundred percent certainly zettai zettai zettai blunt force that killed him. Not his hands or strangulation.[/red]

>>34270788
[blue]A third party created a hole in the room to enter without requiring the doors or windows. Said person obtained the murder weapon without stepping in the room directly.[/blue]

>>34270714
Very good

Colored text was a mistake

>>34270993
>>34248434

Reminder that everything you like/dislike Bern for was just her deliberately playing out a villain's script for fun according to the end of episode 8. Last Note further expands on that by showing her and Battler casually getting along which is extremely OOC for the villain Bern.

>>34271057
Maybe

>>34270976
[red]Nope, to all.[/red]
I give up.

>>34271057
reminder that Bern is unnecessary trash character

I tried renaming the folder these files are in, I tried running CD2's setup.exe with japanese locale, CD1's setup worked fine. I get the error mentioned in the .txt filename anyway
(this is Umineko Saku from the archive)
I am a goatbrain send help

>>34271057
Reminder that Bern secretly loves getting her tummy rubbed, touched, licked, and tongue-cleane, and also that she absolutely can't resist the urge to chase laser pointers.

>>34271080
[blue]The weapon was transferred out of the room through the keyhole. If too large then it was previously broken up into extremely small pieces so that it may be carried through such a small gap.[/blue]

>>34271057
Bern herself says that she liked the villain role though.
But, yeah, even before that you can see her talking about how there was no safety net and it'd be useless even if there was one and yet there was a safety net and Ange was alive and well.

I've become so much like Ushiromiya Battler it's scary.
I wear white suits with red collared shirts under and black ties, verbally debate women, and physically assault my cat.
When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say "だめだぜ。ぜんぜんだめだ！" (which means it's useless, it's all useless in american.)
I dyed my hair red and I don't care what people think so shut fuck up Erika!
I always close my fist and point one finger outward, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am in control of the chessboard.
When I see dogs being taken on walks I get mad at them for not being incompetent like I am.
I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Shanon or Kanon, both of whom remind me of Beato.
When I order fast food, I refuse to call them french fries and insist on calling them small bombs.

I just keep flipping the chessboard, until my truth is golden.

>>34270788
Ok, consider the following:
[blue]It was the birthday of Berncel. He brought a cake with a metal candle on top of it. Somehow, he dropped his head on top of the metal candle and died.[/blue]
[blue]No one would identify the candle as a murder weapon.[/blue]

If you gave up then explain how the mystery works. The retards guessing are never going to figure it out.

>>34271351
I'm not a retard

>>34271351
also, if we were to give up, then the explanation would be that it was done with magic

>>34271406
If the witch side refuses to counter the blue truth her existence is denied. That's the point of blue truth. Well then I guess the real solution will never be known.

>>34271303
[red]You're a schizo[red]

>>34271452
[red]BOOM[/red]

>>34271437
You're correct, my post just looked wrong in that comment chain. I meant it would end as "done with magic" if _we_ give up, not the witch side

Lambdadelta

Bernkastel

Keiichi

>>34271351
I'll give up since this has gone on for way too long and my posts are just shitting up the thread at this point. Solution is basically
>>34269905
>>34269949
>>34270026
>>34270248
>>34270465
Piece of frozen meat or something similar that was poisoned, unfreezes and the dog eats it and dies. Two dead bodies, no murder weapon, etc etc.
I tried to make it obvious with the typing style and the nervous beatrice images used that it was incredibly close, but they jumped to something else when they saw me say something specific in red. Also was established really early on that the dog was poisioned
>>34266207
>>34266327
>>34266503
>>34266579

Sorry for taking up so much of the thread kek. Thought it would have been solved pretty quickly given that the dog exists at all.

>>34271591
FUCK I was about to give it a go with poisoned Coke. Either way, thanks for the mystery, it was fun. I never noticed Beato's game was actually fun

>>34271591
gg

I really really like Keiichi's image song

>>34271696
I really really like Keiichi a lot

I fucking hate Rika
/blog

Is the factory prophecy real? So is Ciconia in a simulation?

>>34271752
A Ciconia factory is like hell, a regular Ciconia B4W is like purgatory, and a Ciconia A4W is like paradise. I don't think Jaden turned into an angel for nothing.

Imagine if Vier being Satoko has literally no payoff.

>>34270788
make images summing up red truths, the setup and blue truth that has been presented. It needs to be more orderly, especially if you want everyone to contribute.

>>34271752
>>34271793
imagine trying to answer questions when we're only at phase 1.

Sex with THE Rika-Chama

>>34271858
Vier being inside of Satoko is only being used as a reason why Lambda looks the way she does.

>>34270788
Here is a tip
Solutions that are simple to yourself can be hard for others and vice versa
Determining the difficulty of a puzzle is very tricky
Are brains are built differently and therefore work in different ways

>>34271858
Just like all the hints of Lambda being Takano also had no payoff because Ryukishi said "lol they aren't the same haha tricked you Takano's just a piece".

>>34271888
Ciconia is solvable with hints from the rest of WTC though

>>34272015
You don't know that, phase 2 could flip things upside down let alone the rest, lord knows what crazy ending Ryukishi has planned (?) this time.

>>34271591
Yeah, I was surprised people dropped the food idea at the 'choking' part, since obviously the dog could still have eaten the murder weapon and died from it if it hadn't choked on it. I'd only been paying loose attention to it all though, so they might have wrapped back around to the idea again and I didn't notice.

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

>>34272015
> children_of_man.png
Remind me, please, whose words these are on ur screen.

>>34271591
Don't worry about it, this was the most fun I've had in these threads. It really felt like a battle between Battler and Beatrice. I just wish I wasn't so incompetent. Was the Italianon mystery from few threads ago also your doing?

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaap
>provides medical care for women, transforms them to make it easier to get to a lover, renders them INFERTILE
Oh no no no

>>34272230
AAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I DON'T WANT TO JERK OFF AGAIN.

>>34272241
Hey look anon, you found one of the million slightly subtler hints as to Yasu's identity. Well done!

>>34272251
I'm just slow in the mind. Please don't bully.

>>34272230
Cum cum cum cummity cum cum oh dear my balls

We're all brains in jars. It's fucking over.

i want to be a girl

>>34272322
Kill your family and yourself, you might become one.

I want to be a GOD

i want to be sans undertale

>>34272322
you can be :)

I want to be cum

I want to fuck Lambdadelta while remaining myself
I don't want to change one bit
I'm happy with myself

>>34271972
I thought
>>34269989
would have basically gave away the solution desu. People picked up on it earlier in a more subtle form when I refused to answer a blue truth about poison, so I thought Beatrice nervously deflecting and focusing on a specific tiny and narrow thing would make it obvious that it was almost the answer. But either I'm more autistic than I thought/just shit at writing and expressing emotion in text or /07/th needs more work in picking up the emotions of even fictional women.

>>34272170
Yeah, I wanted to make it more difficult this time around since people were saying they solved the last one within like three posts, but either those big mysterybrains decided not to post again or I fucked up and made it overly difficult. Don't think I'll try it again since a lot of people don't seem to enjoy it flooding the thread.

>>34272338
You stop that.

>>34272418
!!!!

>>34272429
happy enje makes me happy

>>34272472
Not me.

>>34272401
I just realized this whole thing started over 8 hours ago. Props to you for keeping up as long as you did. Also, there's nothing else productive going on in these threads, so I don't think you should pay any attention to the fags who were complaining. They can filter out the script text and simply not partake in this. I encourage you to do this again sometime, when you feel like it. Or anyone else for that matter. Heck, maybe I'll do it one day.

Trick ending is the better one

>>34272485
Start being happy. Now.

Time to fap

I love Rena!
But Rena is stinky!

I love this stupid fucking dork. I want to tell her she's the cutest girl in the entire world.

I love Satoko, but I don't want to get killed

Which WTC would you give your meds to?

Ange deserves bullying

Ange is mentally ill because she is incestuous.

>>34272606
Ange so that she hopefully overdoses.

>>34272606
yasu

>>34272606
Lambda

>>34272624
Ange only has normal platonic brotherly relations

If you want an Ange gf it's quite easy. Just date a landwhale who likes Umineko. They all act exactly like Ange.

>>34272546
Huffing Rena's musk!

The thread has become unbearable. There's no reason for us to stay here any longer, Shannon. Let's go.

AYO Onii-chan, this thread be mad wack. We gotta bounce outta this crack den.
LESS GOOOO

>>34272701
Took you long enough

>>34272701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qP9jkdRsYU

Enje is a cuck who's going to be a virgin forever. Even Amakusa doesn't want to try to fuck her and proceeds to fuck off in a middle of nowhere for a decade.

>>34272701
I will pat this cringy ninja's head and call him a good boy.

>>34272730
Do you think Beato had the spite in her anymore to do these sorts of things when they got married? Or do you think she dropped the whole BDSM idea and they just have rampantly passionate handholding sex?

>>34272730
Amakusa won't go for anyone with tastes as shit as Ange's.

Was losing all my friends.
Was losing them to drinking and to driving.
Was losing all my friends, but I got them back.
I am on the mend.
At least now I can say that I am trying.
And I hope you will forget things I still lack.
Yeah. Yeah.
Is it in you now,
To barely hear the truth that you have spoken?
Twisted up by knaves,
To make a trap for fools.
Is it in you now,
To watch the things you gave your life to broken?
And stoop and build them up with warn out tools.

Which underage WTCs drink alcohol?

Onii-chan! The cum jar is running low again!

>>34272786
Do you believe you're missing out,
That everything good is happening somewhere else?
But with nobody in your bed
The night's hard to get through

And I will die all alone
And when I arrive I won't know anyone

>>34272798
The legal age is 20 in Japan so Battler counts.

>>34272808
Sorry Enje, I'm busy putting it to.. better use.

Return to Gnosticism

>>34272230
hot damn

>>34272837
Neo-Platonism is better, Vier.

>>34272837
>>34272845
Vier is melting

Vier did nothing

>>34272386
this but Bernkastel

Vier did everything.

>>34272854
Vier's group of autists are responsible for like 75% of the events in Ciconia

>>34272756
Yes but they switch roles and it's Batora who drags her around with a chain this time

>>34272822
I want to cum repeatedly in Eva, Rosa and Natsuhi.

>>34272867
quit stealing his credit
https://streamable.com/uckcs

>>34272884
I thought that was a dick

>>34272884
Imagine Naima missing her pills and draining the fuck out of you

>>34272908
I want to get DRAINED with Naima.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMrcYUxBAxc

>>34272897
>https://streamable.com/uckcs
>uckcs
>cucks

>>34272925
Dumb bladee poster

Rosabros... are we OBSESSED?

>>34272944
Drain gang.

>>34272873
Nice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Iq3TiR8T64
You have read RGD yes?

>>34272951
Thinking about sex with Rosa has been a daily part of my life for the past few years

>>34272982
One day.
I already read Higanbana.

Umineko > Higanbana > Higurashi > Ciconia
Haven't read RGD

>>34273000
Higanbanana's that good?

>end of EP2
Rosa is so cool i cant wait to see more of her :)
>EP3, second twilight
Maybe next time
>EP4, first twilight
>EP5, first twilight
>EP6, first twilight
>EP8, first twilight

Hanyuu?

>>34273028
No Higurashi's just mediocre.

>>34273041
I love my wife Hanyuu!

Begone!

I want to be Hanyuu's sex slave

>>34273099
Never.

I want to become a victim of Satoko's trap

Why must mysteries always involve someone dying? Can't there be a mystery about something else for once?

>>34271591
I knew that from the start, but held back to keep the masses engaged.
GG Beatrice, good one.

>>34273146
check the fanservice arcs then, riveting mysteries such as "how to turn lovey dovey rena back to normal" or "which girl will keiichi choose?".

>>34273119
Satoko dressing up in a cute outfit you've never seen before!
Satoko inviting you over to her house while everyone else is at the local festival!
Satoko giving you a look that almost sends you into cardiac arrest while her face turns red!
Satoko bringing you into her old room and embracing you so tight that you can feel her heartbeat!
Satoko pulling a condom out of a drawer while turning even redder!
Satoko pushing you down onto her bed while trembling slightly and asking if you'll accept her in a soft voice!
Satoko brushing her lips against yours first gently and then passionately!
Satoko's incredibly soft skin on yours as her weight settles on your lower body!
Satoko squeezing your body with her thighs while leglocking you!
Satoko falling asleep on your chest while you slowly run a hand through her hair!
Waking up to Satoko ohohoho-ing and showing you the condom wrapper with several holes through it!
Getting trapped by Satoko's pregnancy scheme!
Getting a rushed shotgun wedding with a pregnant Satoko for falling prey to her trap!
Having to spend the rest of your life with Satoko while raising 5+ kids with her as your punishment game!

WOW JANNIES
This thread is near the bump limit and has been up almost 11 hours while the other thread is still in the catalogue
That is apparently OK while we just a couple of days ago had a thread deleted way later

WOW JANNIES
HELLO DO SOMETHING PLEASE?!

[red]I'm lying[/red]

>>34273033
Episode 7 gave her a pretty great moment though when she made Eva realize who the superior sister in the family is.

>>34273188
Well, maybe I'll let her trick me.

>>34273276
So superior she died like the retarded bitch she is while Eva survived and killed the 2 murderers.

would you guys read it if i made a very long hornypost

I'm horny

>>34273301
Don't care.

>>34273300
Depends on which character it's about.

>>34273300
No.

>>34273298
>Eva survived and killed the 2 murderers
Battler is still alive. And Eva lost her son and husband while Rosa greeted the Golden Land together with her daughterwife.

>>34273300
no, I hate you and everything you stand for
if I found out that you died I would cheer
F-U-C-K Y-O-U

>>34273342
Pfthahahahahaha.

>>34273300
Only if you put in enough effort to match its length. Hornyposts that skip critical details and skimp out on description end up being boring.

>>34273342
>Battler is still alive.
And?

>>34273352
Great conversational abilities, reminds me of >>>/a/ .

People on here need to realize nobody asked them to share their thoughts, shut up
>Uhhh do you want this thread to be empty or something?
Yes, that would be a significant improvement from it's current state

>>34273300
Only if it's about Rika and/or Satoko.

>>34273301
I care

>>34273381
People like you need to realize that nobody cares about your opinion and will be soundly ignored.

>>34273372
>he didn't finish Bernkastel's game

>>34273381
Cool post, I don't remember asking though.

do you lardasses have nothing better to do than refresh this thread over and over and getting mad at its contents?

>>34273431
I haven't refreshed threads myself in like a decade.

I've reached a point where I just don't give a shit anymore. We ha great times, and bow they're over.
Whenever I see a terrible/a/ post on /jp/, I just flash a tired smirk, refrain from telling them to kill thyself, and close the tab.
What is wrong with me? What is wrong with this place?
I've been here since 2020, and I think it's time to say goodbye to my fellow /07/th bros.

>>34273464
>>34273381

>>34273464
cringe even if ironic.

>>34273390
it's about rika and satoko and also their witches

If you don't like the kind of posts being made, make some you do like and see if people will respond in kind, and just ignore retards until they get bored and leave. I don't get why anyone would get so upset over post quality but just complain about it and bring down post quality even more.

>>34273507
Good.

Jessica in her old clothing!

All this talk of Rosa made me make this. I hope you'll all appreciate it as well.
I really need to get good at making freehand R07-style art so I can go even further with these edits. This level of lewdness isn't enough, damn it!

>>34273464
"Heh, another embarrassing post in the /07/th. Well, we can't expect too much from all these newfags amirite people? Anyway, I don't care anymore. I've become so desensitized to everything bro.
Aaand send! I bet everyone will think I'm so cool"

>>34273621
Make an edit of Maria meeting her new "papa."

>>34273621
that's pretty good

Consider: Mion's back and backside.

Just farted, reminded me of Satoko

>>34273717
Gross.

>>34273718
Just took a shit, reminded me of Rika

>>34273415
I hate you shitty poster.
No one will ever post anything you ask for, worthless fuck.

>>34273773
A bit salty perhaps

https://youtu.be/GkEtpx8bcJ8

I got real Higurashi vibes from this track.
You really realize that this story isn't going to end well, and Rikastel's pov hammers that fact down while 'Eternal Chains' bangs in the background.
God I love Umineko.

Every post made on /jp/ since 2010 has been worthless

>>34273769
Did you get Satoko to help wipe?

>>34273806
Satoko cleans my ass every time, she is dedicated like that

>>34273786
What is it with all the embarrassing posts in these threads nowadays? It's like I'm reading a youtube comment.

>>34273810
What a hard working shit eating girl

/07/th is just a figment of your imagination. It's not real. You need to wake up.

Getting molested by drunk Rika!
Rika performing indecent acts on you under the guise of a "ritual purification ceremony!"
Rika telling you to follow her into the Saiguden so she can show you something!
The door suddenly closing and locking behind you!
Rikastel forcing aphrodisiac-laced wine down your throat and ordering you to take off your pants!
Rika squeezing your groin or slapping your butt at school while no one is looking, then giving you a smug, possessive look!
Stumbling out of the Furude shrine, completely dehydrated, after Rika finishes squeezing you dry for the fourth day in a row!

>>34273835
>Getting molested by drunk Rika!
How is this garden gnome supposed to molest you exactly? You could probably knock her down with a finger flick.

>>34273821
Maybe you should go back.

>>34273851
Magic drugs which are certainly prohibited by one of Knox's Decalogue.

>>34273851
Are you telling me you wouldn't just let her molest you while putting up token resistance?

>>34273941
Then it's not molestation since it's not unwanted.

>>34273835
Mmm... I'm not feeling this one. Sorry.

>>34274029
Well, I tried.

Fucking shut up, fuck, holy shit, there are 100 trillion atoms in every cell of my body right now. If I were to use a magical nano-laser device to inscribe the word 'FUCK' in every little atom that makes up my existence, it wouldn't even come close to how much I want you to shut the fuck up. What the fuck do you think you're doing? Do you think you're "improving" these t

>>34274059
Yeah

>>34274059
These what?

>>34274059
People know what IHNMAIMS is, anon.

Satoto

>>34274059
sorry i'm addicted

>>34274059
We're never gonna find out what anon meant to say...

>>34274051
Don't force them. They feel loveless if you do that. Let them come naturally or not at all. It's like how the miyao/satoko/whatever copies of the boning THE rika chama copypasta feel--Loveless imitations.

>>34274118
This is why I haven't written anything in a long ass time. It doesn't come out right or it's just more of the same shit. I've been writing something but it's a pretty damn boring fanfic and I can't look at it without thinking it's pointless.

I think the one who constantly complains about these threads quality, does obvious newfaggy shitposts and acts notorious is Italianon.
He wants to make us think times were better when he was here. Now he's deliberately creating a terrible 'fake world' without him so we'd welcome him back soon.
Don't fall for his deceptions. Don't forget the hell we had to endure for years. This is nothing in comparison.

>>34274154
schizo.

>>34274154
He is incapable of shitposting in coherent English, so this theory is provably wrong.

>>34274175
He constantly replied to himself in perfect english to make us think people were interested in his theory. Don't tell me you believed that we had "new" members every damn thread.

>>34274154
I think what matters is that there's a certain period of time at which threads are relatively ok, and that's when people aren't fucking complaining about the quality of these threads. I legit think it's the thing bringing everything the fuck down. It's like this imbecile in the corner reminding everyone that they will die alone every single fucking day and that it's all pointless, it's about time we behead this piece of shit.

>>34274118
I wasn't forcing it, just posting as soon as the idea came to mind without taking the time to develop it. You're right though, I shouldn't post something lacking in passion.

>>34273835
sigh

Nights are cloudy, days are cloudy
Since you went away
Been downhearted since we parted
I can't go on this way

>>34274321
EVERYONE ELSE HAS HAD MORE SEX THAN ME

>>34274337
That wasn't a Weezer song buddy.

>>34274357
Who you calling buddy?

>>34274362
Buddy Holly

I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-Cola
C-O-L-A, Cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Sayo"
S-A-Y-O, Sayo
Sa-Sa-Sa-Sa-Sayo

>>34274375
i chuckled

When the light in your eyes
Goes out for the last time
When your hands are tied
Pale on pale and mind on mind

When your body is swollen with blood
And ocean floor is swollen with sun
When the light in your eyes
Goes out for the last time

When your mind is open
When your mind is open
When your mind is open
When your mind is open

>>34274391
>The Kinks
good taste Battler poster.
>>34274435
<Good>.

So we're just posting song lyrics now?

I, I, I LOVE LITTLE GIRLS
THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD
I LOVE LITTLE GIRLS
THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO BAD
WHEN THEY'RE AROUND
THEY MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I'M THE ONLY GUY IN TOWN
I LOVE LITTLE GIRLS
THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD

Every fucking day. Every single fucking day when i come home this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face. What should i do about him? Ideas?

>>34274587
Pound his ass to put him in his place.

>>34274587
Get suckin'

My pal just finished ep2 and the trees parties, and at the end I asked him if he's figured anything out and he said: it's pretty obvious that beatrice or hey demons are the killers - unless we're just dealing with an unreliable narrator. Oh no bros, he's catching on

>>34274627
how many posts talking about someone who just finished ep2 have we had recently? so weird.

>>34274641
also all of them having the exact same conclusion too.

Oh no how can it be?
People are reading Umineko after being blueballed by Higurashi Gou?
Unbeliavable.

hey guys, it's me the edit anon again. in last night's thread, I said i would combine all the images I made in to a single comic and here it is! I wanted to add backgrounds originally but i couldn't get it to look right so i hope you guys are okay with a plain background. I might do more of these in the future, it was really fun to make and you anons gave me a bunch of positive feedback and I appreciate that.

Out of every WTC loli, which one has the tastiest cunny? Please choose carefully.

>>34274748
ask ryukishi.

>>34274187
>>34274154
I had the displeasure of interacting with the fuck on Discord. He's not that smart.

>>34274748
Dlanor, followed by Satoko and then loli Hanyuu.

>>34274748
Fuck such a hard question to answer.
But I guess Dlanor takes the win.
Rika would be second place for me.

I want to kiss and cuddle with Miyao. I want to feel his small frame against mine. I want to sniff his lightly scented freshly washed hair while he gets embarassed. I want to grab his dainty hands and feel the size difference. I want to be the big spoon and envelop his body. I want to side hug him and let my arm coil around his small waist. I want him to sit on my lap so i can perfectly rest my chin on top of his head. I want to manhandle him and forcefully pin his arms against a wall.

>>34274748
Satoko obviously, she's a good cook too. Dlanor second.