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First for Foxes

first for goats

How would centaurs, unicorns, and bicorns view My Little Pony? I ask since there are so few monster girls in western cartoons and unicorns, etc are the rare one celebrated.

>Feel me from the insideeee, pleeeeasee

What monster girls would have the most difficult time settling into human cities? I'm not talking about personalities but rather body shapes. Most monster girls are more or less human shaped but ones like centaurs and such have extra limbs. How would one get around issues with living quarters, transportation, etc?

>>34248488
True, most monster girls are seen more of "monsters" than "girls" in the fairy tales and old wives stories.

Bitches love robots!

>>34248500
She says that, but when I whip out the shrinking potion and ask her to vore me by swallowing me whole, all of a sudden she puts up a fuss.

>>34248602
I love robot bitches.

>>34248505
Sandworm for what I hope are obvious reasons.

I don't think sandworms even could live in a city.

>>34248735
t. Lorelet

>>34248770
I know they can scale down themselves but at that point you just have a weird lamia, and I feel like Sandworms wouldn't want to stay in that form all the time.

>>34248804
They might not want to, no, but most humans don't want to live in cities anyway. I do wonder about the logistics though, I suppose they'd get around in skin-tight latex suits to prevent themselves from drying out. They might have affinities with slime families and aquatic families in that regard, actually.

>>34248505
Dryads, I'd say.

>>34248839
Parks.

Oh no! A tall lilim fell asleep on top of you!

>>34248893
I will be as comfortable a bed as possible until she wakes up.

>>34248893
I mean I guess I'll just sleep too what could possibly go wrong she drools into my mouth?

>>34248500
God, I want to line her interior vaginal walls with my mucus slime so I can wriggle all around

>Get adopted into a dark elf family
>your father tells you that he did it mainly so that his daughter would go after you instead of him

Imagine being a normal succubus who just happens to be albino with red eyes and white hair.

>>34248893
>Tall Muscular Lilim that was born abnormally more powerful then her sisters.
>Just wants to sleep and cuddle instead of doing the Lewdzerker thing.
Yes, the perfect OC Lilim.

>>34249015
god I want to massage her strong, perfect muscles for hours on end

>>34249015
>not waking up every morning with your head between your beeg limazoness waifu's breasts
Why even live?

>"The only influential international organization that spreads through political(and moral) subversion is the sabbath, and they are arguably the most benevolent group in the entire setting.
wouldn't stop them from lying through their teeth tough, the order is not the paragon of virtue that it claims to be, and probably never was."

t.Maya McConnell, Political Science major in the university of Greenhelm

>>34249080
Because I wake up between my Manticore waifu's breasts. They also double as portable food storage/factories and pillows!

>>34249127
Another obvious /tg/ copypaste job.

>>34249136
Excuse me for buttin' in, but how do you know this is from /tg/?

>>34249152
Cuz you can just smell the fagginess
Definitely not jaypee material

>>34249152
>>34249127
>>>/tg/78659242

>>34248918
>>34248933
You will be cumming your brains out, trapped under her until she wakes up.

>>34249183
Huh, makes sense I guess. Why would anons from /tg/ be coming here and copypasting stuff though, I wonder...

>>34249202
Does... does she want me to do that?
If so, I will. I will always do my best for Lim-sama.

>>34249007
>tfw no ancient succ gf from the underdark

>>34249191
Did you....really check /tg/ for that?

>>34249152
>Excuse me for buttin' in
Whatever you say, that act's not going to work here.
It was an obvious outsider post so I didn't need to check but since >>34249191 quoted it there's your proof

>>34249238
>ask guy how he knows it's /tg/
>complain when he looks for proof
Exactly why I said the act isn't going to work. Obvious deflection

So can we get back to the TnA yet?

>>34249274
Wha- oh. Excuse me, I think I misunderstood.

>>34249302
Gonna serve and spoil this succ lady and make her smugger. I mean those thighs are basically begging for worship

And how do fujos fare in MGE logic?

>/tg/ posting followed by fujo posting
it's the /tg/ poster who likes directing the conversation towards men.

Red one or blue one?

>>34249363
They turn into mamono and become Order hero/knight fangirls.

>>34249396
Both. At the same time.

tom

>>34249396
I pick red but blue will get jealous

>>34249215
It's easier to get (You)s here.

>>34249449
cheshire momster

>>34249449
What's aztec for tom?

>>34249704
i have no idea, but it probably ends with atl

>succubus reads dating advice book
>says to get strong and challenge your partner
>show him who's boss and lightly bond over some skinship
>becomes buffcubus
>challenges anon
>anon says he can't fist fight
>who wants to get into a random fist fight with their neighbor
>invites her over to play video games or something instead
>the guide didn't say anything about video games
>remember kids, unless you ARE a lizard girl, do not read lizard girl dating advice books

>>34249924
Catlatl

>>34249704
Tlacatl

I don't care what care what the dedicated waifufags say. I know damn well every anon here, save for the ones that'll alp, will fall for the first monster girl that comes onto them, even if it isn't their dream girl that they've commissioned thousands of dollars in art of.

>>34249704
Teoxihuitl
>This Aztec name means “turquoise”. Alternatively, it is also used to denote something very precious.

>>34249981
Haven't pumped money into comms but we'll make up for it by her being the first one I run into.

So after you beat a lizard girl or salamander, what are you meant to do?
Take them on a date?
Just add them to your adventuring party and continue on your way?
Explain bionicle lore to them?

>>34249991
>ocelomeh wife accidentally calls you this in the market place
>blushes like crazy and tries to play it off
>all the other ocelomeh are too busy panicking because their men all responded to that pet name too

>>34250144
fuck 'em and breed 'em

>>34250144
You bend them over right there on the spot and shove your dick up their ass to show dominance. After thoroughly breeding their anus with your dick, you take them home with you.

>>34250144
>explain Bionicle lore to them
I shall explain to them the greatness of Ta-Koro, and how none have breached its walls.

>new red oni moves in next door
>convinces you to go to the gym with her
>she has a free guest pass so it saves money I guess
>says she needs help with squats
>ok
>tells me to lay down under the rack
>what
>picks me up and sets me there
>o-ok
>says she needs me to make sure she keeps good form
>before I can ask how she's starting
>up then down, sweaty pussy under spats right in my face
>eventually says the spats are getting in the way, takes them off
>afraid to put tongue in because massive weight could fall on face but grool dripping out making me reconsider
>try to look around
>other guys having to do similar things
>naked guy with mino getting benched, his dick going in and out of her mouth while she does it
>guy doing crunches with blue oni, coming up for a breastfeeding before going back down
>guy and lamia just straight up having sex on the yoga mats
>the fuck kind of gym is this

>>34249947
I like buff girls, so at least that part would have been helpful.

>>34250144
>Anon forcing a hogtied salamander to watch the mask of light
Sounds like something I would do.

>>34249981
i'll fight till the bitter end and stay single untill i get the sleepy goat waifu, i'll never fall for anyone else

>>34250216
>"Now get comfy, we're going to watch the Web of Shadows."

>>34249981
thats, why you go nude n lubed into the portal

Why are you looking at those other WHORES
You know there's only one who's meant to be with you

>>34250391
That only works if you've got high stamina; else you'll tire out and get nabbed by whichever horny girl is nearest.

>>34250381
>Salamander screaming into her gag
>Not because she hates the movie, but because Anon keeps pausing the movie to go on lengthy tangents about how what's occurring connects to the rest of the universe

>>34250370
Congrats on the landing a sleepy drunk satyros for a wife

>>34250419
>"So you see, the world is actually a giant robot, and each of the great islands is in a sphere within the robot and the Matoran keep the robot running as their purpose"
>screams.exe
>"Now you see, Makuta Teridax thought that he should be the one to pilot the robot because..."

>>34250408
>I just needed to a reminder of how ugly and disgusting all those other girls are compared to you

>>34250424
fuck

>>34250408
>"Yes, I am the only one for you, Hebi-chan. Don't look at those other anons, I'm all you need"
Does she freak out if you Yan back harder?

>>34250416
thats why I train

>>34250444
I'm 100% certain you'll not only come to adore her, but fall deeply in love with her and life a long, fulfilling life with her as your one, true wife.

>>34250424
>reading My Struggle by Karl Ove Knausgård
>book 4 is all about him lusting after underage girls
>at the end of the book he gets wasted and fucks a drunk girl from behind in a tent while she's puking out of the tent
Yeah I don't know about alcohol you guys...

>>34248472

>>34250493
i'm not that big into wine and being drunk, thats the only turnoff for satyros

>>34250513
Don't worry. She'll find a drink you'll enjoy. One that's delicious and give you a happy, pleasant high. It may or may not involve her cunny juice. Whether raw or mixed into the beverage.

>>34249363
They gather a harem of alps to protect and peg daily

>>34250500
wine goats probably never puke

You can now delete any ONE entry in MGE, what would it be?
Hard mode: no siths

>>34249981
And I don't care what a shit poster thinks. There is only one species of monster that I love or could ever love and that's what the setting is about. Desire, love, and wish fulfilment.

>>34250628
Sabbath

>>34250628
Probably the Humpty Egg.

>>34250628
wine goat
like that i can get bapho

>>34250628
Matango.

If I had the option of deleting more, it'd be all fungus-based girls. I hate anything and everything fungus, mold, mildew, mushroom, etc.
I'd also remove alps. Because I know with my piss poor luck, I'd get pounced on what I thought was a succubus but was actually a faggot turned alp. That thought horrifies me to no end.

>>34250628
roper

>>34250436
Gonna condition my salamander to associate sex with Bionicle lore.
Just too see what happens.

>>34250640
I'll clobber you over the head and dump you into a crypt with extremely violent, horny ghouls.

>>34250721
Condition her to the point where quoting Bionicle sends her into an intense orgasm. Exception being
>In his last moments, Matoro feels no fear.
That line only evokes tears.

>>34250628
Wight

>>34249704
>you will never be MERE BOY'd by a tomboy jungle cat
it hurts tombros...

>>34250628
It's a tossup between Humpty Egg and Devil Bug.

>>34250628
I love deruella but the STEELIMS have plagued us for far too long

>>34248472

>>34250628
Bicorns, only because it makes me upset because somebody cheated on their cute and pure Unicorn wife to make them. I don't care about the harem shit, I just can't stand someone breaking her heart like that.

>>34250721
>>34250754
thanks for the idea, now to condition the wurm to gun lore

>>34250628
Roper/Parasite Slime.

>>34250732
I take it you don't actually know the setting and that there actually is no such thing as actual rape in MGE. Monsters only want people that desire them on some level and respect those that are in love with others or couldn't ever love them back.
>Also, since monsters are beings for whom emotions such as love and fondness are directly tied to sexual desire, ultimately, the man they feel love or fondness towards will seem the most delicious to them.
>28) Imagine a situation: a man who is afraid of snakes will be attacked by Shirohebi in love with him. What do you think Shirohebi will do if he tells her that he hates snakes? Can she dutifully abandon him?
>Of course, she will try to convey to this man all the charms of her snake body! If you do not want to get involved with this monster girl because of hatred in your hands ... then there is also the opportunity to send Shirohebi to another. But I do not think that you will be disappointed in the personality of this girl.

>>34249363
>>34249421
>>34250583
Alternatively, would Fujoshis likely also monsterize into Bicorns?

>>34249015
>Lilims have wings
>Demons and other succs are similar
>Including other large flying girls like dragons, griffons, and gandharvas
>All monsters are stronger than a normal human
Never really thought about how it would be terrifying to hear the beating of massive wings and have a woman taller than you land right in front of you. Strut up to you and say "you are my husband now" then grab you and fly away

>>34248999
>Onee-san dark elf
>She doesn't know you have a high elf fetish

>>34250923
Mamano mana cures mental illness so they would become normal

>>34250169
>Spoiler
Heh

>>34248999
Yeah, I'm calling dad a coward and telling big sis that she better go for a consolation daddy dicking, because it's the only kind of dicking she's ever going to get.

>Bretonnia, the place that's controlled by an Elven god and her maidens
>So devoted to "chivalry" that they're probably 30% unicorn at this point
>Basically Brettonia be full of unicorn and pegasi mamono

They're elf and horse fuckers, all of them.

Could we ask Hiro for new mods? These ones are obviously too busy jerking off in the vtuber threads to do their jobs

>>34250969
>Terrifying
Speak for yourself, that's hot as fuck.

>34251076
>>>/tg/78657575
Will you stop reposting your garbage here if we go to the other thread to give you (You)s?

>>34250969
I would probably just spill my spaghetti if that happened to me.
Still mumbling even as I'm carried to her bed.

>>34251122
True but there would be a difference between reading about a dragon and encountering one. Hearing something larger than you that flies coming down nearby would definitely activate the prey animal instinct in your brain

>>34251065
That kind of talk is gonna get you a very thorough "training" from your sister

>>34251125
just stop enabling and ignore him entirely

>"Haha Anon, you were right, it is that easy! Just say 'Bane?' and look at all these (you)s!"

>>34250969
Not to mention the fact that you will become uncontrollably horny in their presence.

>>34251228
lol stupid mino what do you think its 2014?

>>34251182
I'd like to see her and her fat thighs try and get to me. Plus, I'm sure mom has a massive daughter dicking fetish, so really I'm just putting things on the right path.

>>34251228
I'll call it in

>>34251250
Fool, with that post she got a (you)

Art buddy made this for me today!

>>34250969
I prefer the gap moé of said intimidating presence speak in a soft voice and ask if you want to watch some anime with her.

>>34251371
nice!
using magic to levitate pasta seems risky, does she spill spaghetti often?

>>34251371
nice

>>34251371
Only one candle?

>>34251453
Once you're eternal it's just obnoxious getting more candles then necessary.

>>34251490
Maybe it's just the 1st anniversary of your death!

Is this what growing up next door to a Shirohebi is like?

>>34249981
You're probably right. If portals only open up in the major cities, a monster would have to travel very far to visit me. It's only fair I reward that dedication with marriage, manamagics will change anything I dislike about them anyways.
>>34250628
I don't know about deleting them, but I do think the Dwarf profile should be redone to make them a bit more unique. Maybe could become a shortstack option for people who don't want to be the communal gobbo husband.

>>34250628
Bicorn
MGE would only be improved with their absence.

>>34251527
Either that or she becomes all three. Can't be stuck choosing between the childhood friend, class prez, or kendo senpai when she's all three

>>34251527
>making a pinky promise to get married with your mamono childhood friend

>>34251527
I don't understand why just being neighbors with a Shirohebi would limit your romance options. It's not like you're required to marry your neighbor or anything.

>>34251371
A really nice attempt at mimicking KC's style. Good buddy.

>>34251228
Big girls are for me

>>34251622
>>34251637
>My succubus childhood friend who I promised to marry as a kid is also the class prez AND the captain of the kendo team!?!?
Becomes a best-seller overnight amongst monsters. Although knowing how these things work in the real world the author is likely a kissless handholdless over 30 monster virgin

>>34250628
As many monsters as there are that I dislike, I wouldn't want to delete any of them. The setting is about wish fulfillment, and even if something isn't my taste, it's likely someone else's.

>>34248893
A chance to be with a girl that is as tall as me? Nice!

>>34251706
>cultural festival
>made to do a performance for the kendo club
>class prez is there being very haughty and mysterious
>points her sword at me
>"Wanna dance, kid?"
>kendo senpai performance duels with me
>I manage to knock her down and trip on her
>she's blushing
>"R-remember when we were kids and you said you'd marry me? I-I'm not completely opposed to that"
>moves you hand to her breasts
>take her right there
>highest grossing erotic novel of the year
>author thrust into the limelight for her amazing work, only to never really live up to the hype with her future stuff

>>34251653
The difference is that you’re neighbors and childhood friends. If you grew up near one but never made contact or just as acquaintances, you’re probably safe.

>>34251792
or just very concerned why your neighbor is suddenly in your room one right coiled around your cock huffing a shirt you lost 2 years ago

>>34251778
>author thrust into the limelight for her amazing work, only to never really live up to the hype with her future stuff
Her issue is that she started writing what she thought people wanted instead of writing from the heart. She needs to learn to take of advantage of the fact that she has no husband past the age when most monsters have grandchildren and put all her frustration into writing

>>34251824
Must be that 'fate' thing monsters always go on about.

>>34251792
Being childhood friends doesn't restrict your romance options either. You're just friends and won't be anything more unless both of you feel the same about each other, you can still pick a different girl to get married to.

I dreamed about them again. The same group of girls that recurs regularly. One of them even has a name now.

>>34251911
Details anon, which girls?

>>34251911
invest in one of those lucid dreamer cock rings and finally get some resolution anon

>>34251863
How do you even ruin your fingers that bad? Dang that must hurt.

>>34251867
that fate thing really does sneak up on you when you least expect it

>>34251959
Papercuts are no joke

>>34251759
Would you marry a shorter monster if she promised that she'll get taller after you cum in her enough times?

>>34251959
The caption I machine translated when I got this picture off of Twitter is: For some reason, my neighbor's sister who knows the time to go to work and delivers delicious lunches every morning.

>>34251973
I for one am perfectly happy to leave my love life to fate.

>>34251932
A group of girls from Grelia's Sabbath. A servile Familiar, a curious Witch, a flirtatious Houri, and a sweet, dandere Angel. The Angel's name is Amity. She and the Witch are the most common central figures in the dreams.

>>34251944
I'll take a look. Thanks anon.

>>34251983
Prefer a girl who is my height or taller but if a shorty really loved me I wouldn't say no. Might still use megamorphosis potions to make her a foot or two taller once in a while but I wouldn't want to significantly change her body permanently. Also as long as she can have tall children it's all okay

>>34248472

>>34251983
>>34251759
>Devil learns Anon wants to marry a girl as tall as him
>Pays a heavy sum of gold to get permanent megamorphosis casted on her
>Still needs to wear heels to be the same height as him in the beginning, but makes up for it by being the best wife you could ask for
The dedication a Devil will put in to corrupt (marry) you is very admirable. I wouldn't be able to say no, even if she was a little shorter than me.

>>34252019
That sounds like a lovely group, might be a sign you're destined to by a sabbath haremfag.

>>34252014
>excited "fortune teller" lamia noises

>>34248999
>She winds up going after you
>You wind up turning the tables and fuck her brains out in her room marking her as yours.
If I am going to get laid, going to be on my own terms. Want to turn that dom bitch into putty in my hands through repeated dickings. Not even maledom, just want to fuck on my own terms. Want to make any of her sisters/friends laugh at her and then have them watch knowing they will never have something like that just to piss them off.

>>34251778
Media in general must get weird when mamano are around
>anon plays villain of the week on some cheesy mamano kids show
>years later he gets pursued by monsters who watched as kids because he was the only single male villain and they became obsessed despite him being a b tier side character

>>34250628
Trannies, duh

>>34252200
>I foresee a lot of kids in your future
>yeah, a whole lot of kids

>>34252140
Isn't a megamorphosis devil basically a demon?

>>34252368
>AH-HA! I FOUND YOU, CONDOMMAN!
>Eh?
>IT IS I, MANTIMAIDEN! ME AND MY TAIL SUPER STRONG TAIL ARE HERE TO DEFEAT YOU!
>Condomman? Oh yeah, I guess I did have that role in Super Sabbath Rangers all those years ago.
>YOUR SPREE OF TERROR ENDS NOW CONDOMMAN, NOW TASTE THE POWER OF MY RAW PUSSY WALLS!

>>34252200
I love lamia! It must be fate!

>they are beings devoted to desire who will directly pursue whatever they take a liking to. Basically, most of their desire ends up being directed towards sex with men. However, sometimes, their desire becomes directed towards other things as well. And in the case when those things turn out to be science, or arts and crafts, etc., the results are astounding. Succubi are avariciously and single-mindedly devoted to their desires, and it's said that they exhibit so much focus and ambition that it's as if the typical lazy hedonistic behavior were a lie.
So who knew Succs can be bigger nerds than autismo dogs?

>>34252403
>Yep, a whole gaggle of em
>The first one will be named... Eliza... no... Alissa... hmmm

>>34252019
Well, anon it seems one of your waifus has begun to form.

Molesting monster girls on the train is all fun and games until they start molesting you back, hard.

>>34253024
Right, the train is too risky even if you keep your hands to yourself. That's why I always take the succu-bus.

>>34253024
wouldn't it be the other way around

>>34253064
I wanna go on a comfy roadtrip in an RV and end up in a bar with vampire strippers who make me drink tequila off their feet

>>34253024
>feeling up a JK oni on a train
>she's grimacing, but she shoves herself into your hand every chance she gets
>makes a quick text on her phone
>you continue to have your fun with her, she even starts softly moaning
>a few stops later a massive oni gets on
>the last thing you hear before you're dragged out of the train and into a subway bathroom stall is "That's him, big sis!"

>>34252180
I sure hope so.

>>34253004
That seems to be the case. Pretty comfy, really.

>>34252698
>Accidentally colonize the solar system because a Succubi's husband said he wanted to fuck in space

>>34250500
>The Virgin My Struggle vs the Chad Mein Kampf

Uhh bros? I think the Wonderland Matchmaking Service messed up. I was supposed to be meeting up with a Club Trumpart cutie? I thought Club Trumparts were supposed to be meek and reserved?

>>34253262
A medium-sized Oni with a BEEG big sister sounds awesome and terrifying.

>>34254004
>kabedons You with a serious face
>Okay Boya, give me it straight. You're marrying my sister or are You free to be taken?
Wyd?

>>34254004
>you call that molesting?!
>I'LL SHOW YOU MOLESTING!
>Anon was sore for days, but he got some great new techniques and a few great pointers about his form

>>34254070
I am gonna marry that big Oni

>>34248472

https://imgbox.com/g/Ve4h4XwSoP

>>34254297
The little prayer was a cute touch

>>34248472

Any Khepri specialist here could tell me what are the ideal scarab harem size?

>>34254655
Anywhere from five to five hundred.

>>34254663
A picture of temperance and intelligence.

>>34254663
Nerd! Nerd bird!

>>34254663
I have a desperate need to see more drunk crow tengus.

>>34254152
No, no, the Oni in the pic is the smaller Oni

>>34254297
sinful yet sexy

>>34253941
>getting catfished
just another day in wonderland

>>34254902
Then I'm gonna marry the big oni

>>34248472
Anon's number one (and only) fan.

>>34255079
>she insists on doing this every time you two decide to go ice skating at the local rink

Turn a feral one tailed fox into a powerfull nine tailed feral fox!

>>34255249
Turn a powerful nine tailed feral fox into a pampered and loving fertility goddess bod brood mother nine tailed fox!

Good end

>>34254297
neat

KC approves of Ushi Lilim. Today is a good day.

>>34255290
This is exactly what I want. Bug harems are the best.

>>34255378
Very cool. It must be every artist/creator's dream to have their stuff blessed by the good graces of Mr. K.Cross

>>34248472

hors tummies

>>34255378
Did he say anything or just retweeted?

>>34250918
delusion

>>34249981
Lies, most of the anons here would end up being manwhores.

>>34255476
goat tummies!

>>34255378
Man, you're so lucky. Can you screencap his responses?

>>34255528
>Lilim + Ushioni design is amazingly cute, the elements of Lilim are well incorporated into Ushioni, brilliant!

>>34249449
Laser Array T-073-M is a mouthful.

I never thought I'd lose to foxes but they're growing on me.
Send help I don't want to be a mofuslave.

>>34255378
>>34255528
Praise her!

>>34255643
I don't like the lim tail tacked on the end but the rest is cute

>>34255482
>>34255528
In short - he likes how Sookmo combined the aspects of the Ushi-Oni and Lilim together. He also says she's cute

A recent scientific study PROVES that Shirohebi snuggles are better than ANY other snuggles on all fronts. So why are you hesitating? Go grab a snake and take a break!

>>34254297
>little slime prayer

>>34255643
I don't like ushi-oni, nor do I like lilim, but I'll admit that combining the two is a step up. Makes me wonder what other fusions would be nice. I want an albino Cheshire with the temperament of a Shirohebi.

Have a drink friend

So is managing to kidnapp a lizard girl still considered winning over her?

>>34255158
I imagine Yeti-chan's boyfriend is handsome, sparkly, muscular, and can princess carry her everywhere

>>34255775
bottoms up!

>>34255754
Fairy Dragon

>>34255754
Mine would be Night Gaunt x Shirohebi. My waifu is a Night Gaunt and I love everything about her but I would like her to go beyond just clingy to being pure yandere.

>>34248472
Why did she do it?

I want a CC Oni

>massive buff war horse centaur that is 9ft+ tall
>built like a fucking tank, and considering how strong monsters are she basically is one
>holds you with your feet off the ground and face buried in her chest while fucking her front pussy

>>34248472

Does anyone know if this is out in the wild? Apologies for the image for ants but only ever seen the sfw version.

>>34253593
Colonizing and exploring the galaxy together with our mamono benefactors/companions sounds nice

UUUUUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHH

>>34256130
>it turns out you can power spaceships with mamono mana

>>34248472

It's dangerous to go into the forest, who knows what creatures are lurking in the shadows, waiting to snatch a lone human up

>>34256313

>>34256305
Magitek would open up so many possibilities.
tfw no demon starship officer gf

>>34256116
Don't think it is since the mge art gallery for anubis didn't seem to have it. It might be locked away behind the artist's patreon otherwise it's probably gone to the aether

>>34256327
What did KC mean by this? I feel like the 50 pages devoted to cow tools in the new world guide is too much. He doesn't even explain them properly.

>>34256389
ya don't any tools for milkin, ya city slicker, allz ya needs is your god given hands to grab them teats and gently massage and squeeze the milk out

>>34256372
It was in butter's 2016 art book and he had it as an ssr tier special on his patreon in the same year but since it was only emailed out to people in that tier at the time you're probably right that it's gone.

>>34256049
Those oni hips are going to be wide.

>>34255290
Take the snake, throw the others out.

>no bicorn to notice you've had a rough day an immediately get the gals together to make you feel GREAT

I really want to have a happy monogamous life with my lovely bicorn wife.

I thinking of writing a short story from the perspective of a wurm. I might need some ideas of how her inner dialogue might be like

I want to put things in a Shoggoth for safe keeping.

>>34255290
What's the name of this?
I swear i have read it time ago but i can't remember anything of it

>>34256049
>I want an Anon

>>34256618
You should start with a baby.

>>34256606
Don't overdo the lack of intelligence, instead focus on simplicity of mind. Short sentences, no figures of speech, and think directly.

>>34256654
ok thanks

>>34256643
Where am I going to find one of those?

>>34256680
Just tell your shog you want to put a baby in her and she'll help you find one.

Back in the saddle. Here's the first request done for >>34090718. An angel and a devil both end up falling for the same man. Lewdness ensues.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30682718

I've been super busy recently, and will be until around the end of April. After that, I should return to a more regular release schedule.

>>34256642
>even his oni horns look like greenworm antenna
This man really considers hard. Also, are you keeping some sort of archive for your player posts?

>>34256725
Nice. Any other requests you plan on doing?

>>34249396
>>34249435
Blue

>>34256739
https://mega.nz/folder/MBVGSDbS#2gVKO3KY5A1rSIRcNv4TAQ
Everything I draw ends up in my own mega after a while

>>34256753
There are 28 more requests to fill, plus one or two one offs I might do. The next request is a comedy about some dark priest shenanigans.

>>34256305
Wonderful.

>>34256773
Meant to also say that I will organize it sometime soon

>>34256790
yowza

>>34256773
Does that have the bios too?

>>34256790
>doing all of them
Holy shit, good luck with that. I wish you well on your endeavour, and am eager to see your results.

>>34248472

>>34256454
Sucks that may be since it's always a shame to see a piece of art get locked behind some old patreon reward that's never given out again even after years. Especially with MGE since more art of the girls is always appreciated

Reminder that sloppy ghoul blowjobs are the best and can never be beat

>>34256828
Oh actually it doesn't, I'll put them in there when I get the chance

>>34248472
Huh?

red hair, my only weakness

>>34256943
yo, wtf

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How dangerous is it to practice pick up lines on your maid?

>>34256989
Are the head scratches so good it causes chromatic aberration enough to make me sick?

>>34257001
Very.
After a while she may have to perform extremely maidly duties and forcibly work out your stress.

>>34256943
I wonder who made this thread.

>>34256943
who gave the tree hippies access to the internet?

>>34256828
https://mega.nz/folder/MBVGSDbS#2gVKO3KY5A1rSIRcNv4TAQ
Alright, all the cards and bios that I have are are on there, organized too

>>34257018
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>34257001
Watermelon?

>>34257028
honk honk

>>34256324
It will probably be something cute anyway so don't worry.

>>34257086
Stupid space elf clown.
Can't she see I'm trying to chase off these greenskin gals?

>>34256725
good stuff

>>34257056
Good. I'll need that later.

>>34257086
This clown clussy is making me question my loyalty to the order

>>34257117
Why do I have such a need to love this fox?

>>34257086
>those wrinkles in the leggings
I'm goin to clown town, boys.

>>34256943
vt*ber posters getting overconfident

>>34256725
nice

>>34250918
>"Hey KC, what about scenario X?"
>"Well yes, but actually no... and also yes, noish, yessy. Kinda yes, but also noyes."
You fucking blew him out of the water with your sick ass Q&A quotes bro. That totally invalidates all the profiles of literal rapists.

Here bro, I'll help you interpret, what he's saying is "Yeah, sure, but once she's done with you you'll like her anyway, so it's a moot point."

You'll be happier if you just take total control of your headcanon, I think, rather than clutching to a Japanese Yes/No.

>>34250628
Haggoths

>>34257427
If You're attacking him, because he disregarded Japanese, polite yes/no, then You must also remember our "rape" that MGs do is Japanese "wow, a pretty girl forces herself on me, cool". If You don't want a loli and Bapho forces herself on You, it's no longer "rape", it's rape and thus against the setting.

>>34257551
>bicorn
fuck that got me

>>34257569
Demon so hot she's on there twice, as she should be

Remember that fierce warriors have soft and loving monster wives waiting for them when they get home.`

>>34257427
Of course, as a creator you had to know all the possible outcomes of every individual situations, even it's completely idiotic since there could be million different backgrounds or perosonalities of possible characters involved! It's not like KC were asked something akin to "Hey what happens if American who doesn't like Asians get proposed by a Japanese girl?" and answered all the possible outcomes in the vague way possible, pffft.

>>34257614
It's really hard to steer someone who willfully chooses to be unhappy. Also a significant waste of effort.

S-sign please.

>>34257584
>"wow, a pretty girl forces herself on me, cool"
Literally and indisputably every MG. Also your particular scenario is a little pointless, baphos don't rape. Shoulda chosen one of the relevant girls, like Ushi or ogre.

I think Kc balances the whole rape thing well, because the really objectionable girls like furries and lolis don't really do it to my knowlege.

Except redcap, but who doesn't want to fuck redcap?

>>34257086
>harlequin gf makes terrible puns during sex
>makes loud, obnoxious honking noises as she gets close
>sprays you with a water-squirt flower as she climaxes

must be hell being in clown town

>>34257747
that's the price you pay for clown clussy

>>34248472

>>34257427
If you think the setting or would be okay with
>I'll clobber you over the head and dump you into a crypt with extremely violent, horny ghouls
and you'll nerver see your waifu because you get whatever I force on you.
Then you are retarded.

>>34253064
>No headphones.
But I want to listen to the latest Monster Girl podcasts!

>>34256327
A Farside classic.

>>34257427
Look at how the japanese side handle things, it's just just being polite. They don't see rape the same way westernfags do when it comes to monster girls.

>>34251527

I'd love to see something like this just for the sheer audacity of going against tired norms/tropes. We also need one where the first girl canonically loses. The first girl is usually a super plain bitch that the story centers around, as opposed to the girls who are actually interesting.

>>34257871
I don't care, the whole bus can listen to The Greenworm Angle if that's how they're going to be.

>>34256905
Ghoul mouthpussy

>>34256970
Do you think she and the other Hatter are rivals? Trying to out-do each other constantly when it comes to tea parties?

>>34257871
Time to blast wurm mating calls, cause they keep me calm

>>34257710
Don't see the harm, she'll probably forget by the time she's older anyway.

>>34257902
Are the even as picky?

>>34256725
Anon who requested that here; I loved it. Really liked the characterization and dynamic, and the sex scene got nearly everything I'd hoped for with what I said, and did it well. Thanks so much for that!

Also, noticed a typo - at the end of the paragraph where Gamy is sucking off Erion, "She slid of his dick".

>>34256790
>>34256853
Damn, that means my request is planned too. I shall wait warmly.

Where are all the "I don't care what anyone says but monsters rape you against your will and you'll like it" fags coming from today?
>"I think the translation of the word "犯す(okasu)"to"rape" caused confusion. Actually, it is not used in serious nuance. For me and Japanese fans, this part is interpreted like "Such attractive girl nestles and pushes me down! Yes!" At least, we don`t consider it creepy or with denial of the dignity of man as you may feel from that word."
This has been explained 1000s of times. Monster are all about emotions like love and lust. Even the most basic weak human can win a Baphomet because they show they only want them. Mana markers exist for people to advertise what type of wife they want and game shows that monster can read desire and intention.
>additionally, the settings of the"author of MGE" may cause some misunderstandings.
He is a man who lives in the world of MGE, and separate from myself, His descriptions are basically generalizations, and are not always true because he has not the viewpoint of the creater. Also, he is sympathetic to MGs but maintain an attitude of neutrality, and sometimes is even critical. And MGE is the book which is written in a "warn people of the menace of MGs" tone, so it`s descriptions are often more threatening than the monsters actually are.
Entries are not literal.

>>34257086
I want a cute clown gf with Harley Quinn's obnoxious Jersey accent

>>34258199
>Where are all the "I don't care what anyone says but monsters rape you against your will and you'll like it" fags coming from today?
There were literally copy and pasted /tg/ posts earlier in the thread so take that as you will.

>>34257551
>Tucker Carlsquirrel

Kek'd

>>34258199
>Where are all the "I don't care what anyone says but monsters rape you against your will and you'll like it" fags coming from today?
that was like one guy that was probably shitposting, why are you acting like you're bravely holding the line against misguided masochists when all you're doing is taking the bait?

>>34257569
>Wight Supremacy

Lol'd. That Wight needs a cute sonnerand tattoo

>(You)
Should be (OP)

ALL HAIL THE PHARAOH!

>>34258199
I've always just run under the assumption of
>The monster will rape you until you like it
and monsters will never rape someone who they're truly not compatible with.

It's not rape if you consent by the end of it.

>>34258300
Damn that ass so fat, it's gravtional pull is bringing my hands closer

I will never lose to a lilim

>>34249981
Realistically speaking I'd probably fall for the first person who actually showed me affection.

>>34258335
Correct, you will lose to a lilim's thighs.

>>34258313
There is never literal rape it's just his word for femdom or maledom.

>>34258335
>t. Man who lost to a lilim

>>34258335
>What you say
"I will never lose to demons"
>What they hear
"Please turn my brain into mush demons!"

>>34258300
Why does the Pharoah and all her subjects have such fat booties?

>>34257569
>Ant Arachne
>always forgotten
I like them. There's just no content, and I haven't ever really done creative writing.

>>34258335
Do you want a hug from a Lilim Anon?

>>34258300
Down with the Pharah AND the Grape Snake menace! I'm going to rule Egypt and I'll have TWO Anubis advisors to help me do it!

>>34258427
they sit on they ass all day watching that tv

>>34258335
In what though?
there are many things lilims can do

How come Goblins are so terrible at cards?

>>34257569
>>34257551
>a meme free of Big Worm's influence
I guess they aren't as all powerful as we expected

>>34258427
A fat ass acts like a camel hump. It stores fat and acts as a reserve source when food is scarce. If you see a pharaoh with a pancake ass, you need to feed her asap.

>>34258452
>https://e-hentai.org/s/9543eef714/1863898-4
don't know but thank the lord that they are while simultaneously being short on coin

>>34258432
The like anonymity, it let's them continue to slack off and enjoy the NEET life. I imagine the Ant Arachne is the girl who's ACTUALLY behind 7 proxies and spends all day on the DeepShog luring unsuspecting Anon's to her Nest.

>>34258335
A lilim wouldn't beat me because she couldn't appeal to me near as much as my top dozen or so favorite species, at least.

>>34258427
To attract mates.

>>34258457
Janethan Greemworm at the Anti-Caterpillar League has been notified of your hateful and anti-Lepidopteric remarks. Expect to receive a strongly-worded letter along with a cheery fruitbasket with a card reading "Consider Greenworms!"

>>34258259
>She interviews an order man but keeps getting interrupted by him saying she’s interrupting him
>He brings a painting of him in his library
>She points out he had a copy of succubus hentai on his shelf
>”N-no, that’s my daughter’s. She was talking about joining the Sabbath with my wife and I was looking for research material”

>>34258335
I need to see a story about a haughty Lilim who claims to be unbeatable who challenges guys and their waifus to competitions that she struggles with but manages to overcome despite being outclassed every time until she meets a certain anon

>>34258551
my sides

>>34258300
Being the High Priest must be a good job. You get to perform all sorts of rituals even if most of them involve her fucking you senseless.

>>34258551
>get the fruit basket
>supposed to be fruits shaped like flowers
>half of the stuff is eaten
>the note even has a little caterpillar-like bite out of it

>>34258335
I will never lose to a lilim because I would never seek one out and it is extremely unlikely one would ever notice me.

>>34258427
All her servants can only walk behind her so having a big booty will boost moral.

>>34258560
Wouldn't it be Scylla material in this case?
>>34258581
>>34258602
>"So tell me, Ms. Greenworm, why is it that Greenworms promote greater meat consumption in Gate City, but Greenworm-controlled Metamophopolis *bans* meat imports and subsidizes vegetable production?"

I wonder just how out there you could go with lilims
Imagine how terrifing simply knowing someone like her is watching you

>just got done squatting 185 lbs for reps
>not even lmao2plate and I’m struggling
>tfw no tall oni to pat my head and say she’s proud of me before taking the same weight to use as a warmup for shoulder pressing
FUCK

>>34258666
There is a tale in the Desert Kingdoms of a Pharaoh with an ass so magnificent in entraced all who walked behind her. One day, without thinking a human servant boy reached out and grabbed it. For his act he was rewarded with the Pharaoh's hand in marriage, for it was prophesied that he who grabbed the Pharaoh's mighty butt was to be her hubby.

>He did what now?
>Yeah girl, I kid you not, he started talking about this Bionicle thing, supposedly a cult classic where he's from
>Oh yeah? What's it about?
>Well...
>1 hour later
>And then-
>STOPSTOPSTOP. And this made you horny enough to to crush 3 park benches?
>...yes...

>>34258754
That's a cute tale. Big booty pharaohs deserve all the worship

>>34257551
>Tucker Carlsquirrel
Lmao.

>>34258495
>Meet a cheerful Giant Ant recruiting men for her colony
>Offer to join her for a tour
>Look for all the secretive looking places that she doesn't mention
>Accept her offer to stay in the colony for the night
>Sneak out of my guest room and check the unmarked rooms for the smells of a single woman
>Peek in until I find an Ant Arachne
>Start jerking off in her cute, messy NEET face
>Just as she's about to return the favor, the Giant Ant, wearing a cute sports bra and nothing else, barges in
>"Anon, I was going to check on you but you weren't in your room! I heard some noises and I see you're already part of the co-"
>She cuts herself off when she realizes that disheveled girl straddling me and eagerly flicking her bean isn't one of her comrades
>"It's rare enough to find a man interested in a Giant Ant, but were you just using us to find one of these parasitic no-lifes?"
>I motion her closer
>Ask her to close the door
>Calmly explain that she can have her turn after my other girlfriend, so long as she lets the two of us have out NEETcave in peace
>"Girlfriend? Other girlfriend? Wait, what?"
>The Ant Arachne likely would have had something to say as well, had she not been nearing her climax
>As she slouched over in the corner, the flustered Giant Ant sped out of the room, not sure how to process the situation, I laid down next to the Arachne
>"N-name's Tonya"
>She was blushing furiously, but her spindly arms wrapped tightly around my slightly-less-spindly arm
>I pulled a blanket up and we fell asleep to the sounds of her favorite IDM artist, Aphex Lili

>>34258714
>Be dragged to a secret prison one day.
>Left alone on a bland interrogation room with nothing but two chairs, a table, and a bowl full of Prisoner fruit.
>In steps a Lilim with a Laptop.
>And a powerpoint presentation documenting all your pre-portal shitposting history.
>"Ve have all ze evidance ve need to send you to the fuck camp, but ve can come to a special agreement, can`t vee?"

>>34258825
>"Hey dude I think she was actually listening to me when I was talking about Bionicles."

would you still love her if she was part of a cringy /co/ fanbase?

>>34258427
Pharaohs and Anubi have some divinity to them, and it shows in all the divine asses.

>>34258967
anon, we ALL HAVE AUTISM HERE

>>34258979
No, just you and that one guy no one replies to

>>34258940
What's a monster fuck camp like?

>>34256631
Human-animal marriage

>>34258418
cute smile, would get mindbroken by/10

Her butthole tastes like hazelnut

>>34258436
! ! ! !

>>34259049
hazelbutt

>>34259129
FUCK
>fate:grand uterus
Kek

>>34259129
You say she's boring, but she's my favorite of all the lamias. Most beautiful of them all that's for sure

>>34259129
Seeing all these sneks in one place made me realize how much I want a sea snek.

>>34259129
>boring
rude

>>34259129
how many are there?

>>34259012
Your vorld`s graffeyards haffe zo many Sompies und Skeletons Huzelessly schampling apout, ven zey could pe turned into Brim und Broper Vights vith your dick! Vu`ll schtart vith 5. Arh ! Ve`re alzo carding zee pones from all zee Drakons vo died in our vorld vizout ein kood human dicking, und ve need vu to test each und effery one of zem to zee if zey react und turn into ein Drakon Sompie!Ve zeorise zat vith enough 24/7 mana sduffing, zey can reach zee legentary "Dracolich" monsder, put nopody has effer peen aple to sduff zee brofferbial donut vith enough cream!

>>34259207
Lets just say that when you get pushed into the pit, you won't evet hit the ground.