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ELF FRIENDS THIS THREAD MUST WIN MEDIO DO IT NUKE THE BANPIRE
>>34239178It's over...
Elf threads are comfy
meido...................
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP08-jP1-7Y
I love Towa.
>5 hours and 18 minutes ago
Furea!
2 threads, this thread must protected by the LAMY
I hate elves
>>34242624https://files.catbox.moe/h3trye.mp4
>>34242624Dwarves are a perfect match for elves
>>>/vt/
>>34242798>>>/jp/
>>34244404doesn't belong here.
BULBA BULBA
OH NONONO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3e3Y8K8_cM
>>34245184Western e whores stronk
Tsunowaki!
I've been f5ing the wrong thread
use this thread..........................
Towawa...
homolive
do NOT recycle
I love Fubuki!
Meido wants us to use this thread
>no streamswtf are you fags even talking about in here?
recycle
Bakatare collab tomorrow!
Remember that Nene is not your friendshe is not your compatriot she is not like youshe is pretendingshe knows what she is doingshe is given a script
>>34245184oh no no no.
ollie is the next one streaming, you should start prepping your schizo material for her too
>>34245953she is CUTE
>>34245946Calling anons whore
>>34245965>IDI sleep
I hope nene's 3d starts with the jacket on, it looks cool and I like her only taking it off to sing
>>34245953falseshe has NO CLUE what she is doing
I'm curious how did everyone get into the hololive hobby?For me last christmas I bought my sister a ton of socks and tights hoping she would wear them and send me pics of her feet in them. Instead she told me it was "inappropriate" and unfriended me on all social media. It was then that I started watching hololive, Towa especially
>>34245982the jacket stays off during sex
this thread is for the elves
>>34245988Kill yourself
>>34245953do yu really beleeb
>>34245988I was jacking off to Sakura from Cardcaptor when I saw a girl named Sakura Miko
>>34245988Azur Lane collab is where I first really heard of Hololive, then I properly started watching in the first quarter of the year.
onii chan, am i cute today?
Nenenenenen
>>34245961>5 digit to low 6 digit average archive views>meanwhile gura has like 500k average archive viewsbut muh live viewer NEETs...
>>34245988i know this is a shitpost but somehow youtube started recommending me matsuri clips around march when lockdown first started and the rest is history
why did gaygay abandon me?
Astel...
>>34246020
nye
>>34246013good taste. Sakura is a beautiful girl
nene??
>>34246041faq miko
I have been happy every day since I met Mikochi!!!
Rushia keep being exceptionally charming and cute!I miss you...
>>34246027what is the job of a livestreamer, retard
This thread is such a trainwreck. I hope it dies, just like all of you
I heard some anon hates Marine, Noel, Nene, and Miko also aqua cause their roommate is pretty. Is this true?
marine doxx
>>34246041Miko please stream nyeee
>>34246027if you watch for 10 seconds and leave, that is a view. not being able to retain viewers is proof they are objectively fucking shit.
Who is the queen of hololive?
i like coc
( ^)o(^ )b
>>34246077Me
>>34245961gura's thumbnails and stream titles are so consistently trash
what was mel's yab earlier? archive just showed up again
>>34246073>Gura's viewers only watch her for 10 seconds!>proof>your ass
>>34246083>they are consistently trashfixed.
>>34246077Gawr Gura
>>34245953Not an issue for me. I only watch Watame.
>>34246066Marine true doxx. Have a nice day, niglets
>11 hour old thread>only 84 replieswow hololive is fucking dead
>>34246090fuck off back to /vt/, retard. you are as talentless and boring as they are.
>>34246088Accidently showed her folders.
>>34246061They aren't livestreamers you retard, they are vtubers
>>34246089ina's fine, don't care about the rest
>>34246061To get views on youtube to make money. Are you literally, LITERALLY retarded?>>34246073Alright so >500k people repeatedly tune into every vod for 10 seconds according to your autistic headcanon, lmao big cope.
>>34246106take a look everyone, this is the EN audience: people who watch terrible western vtubers with zero talent and defending that talentless bitch.fuck off. go jerk off to vshojo or whatever.
>>34246099Guys this anon is right I think hololive fandom is dead on this board, let's all leave and start posting in /vt/
>>34246100>comparing monhun in the west vs japanthe only retard here is you
why has uwu abandoned us
>>34246116Let's go desuwa
Does Miko believe in ghosts, ghouls, and other such shit? Vaguely remember hearing something about it
>>34246115>posts some literal who vs holoen shitpost in /hlg/>tells others to leaveYour meds...
>>34246115VShojo is more successful than hololive will ever be
Akwa...
>>34246128That's Marine
>>34246129the entire point is sub counts are meaningless, Flare makes much more than the meme shark, probably because her subs aren't dead.
>>34246133(you)
>>34246127dozo
>>34246128she's a shrine maiden, she has to defeat them
>>34246065Wouldn't be the first time a literal tranny schizo has a melty over attractive women.
>>34246141Flare's superchats are some sort of money laundering scheme by the yakuza
I love Mikochi!
>>34246128I don't know about Miko, but somebody said yestarday there was paranormal activity on Pekora's stream. I wonder if that's true, just like her breakdown with Miko, her relationship with Jun or the great offpeko
>>34246099Several threads were created and reached 1500 during all the time this one has been up
This empty post-live feeling... aqua please save me...
>>34246141>the entire point is sub counts are meaninglessWhen was this ever the subject of this discussion? You literally need meds lol, real schizo hours in here.
>>34246128You're thinking of Marine, she's a hardcore /x/fag
>>34246141>dead subs>Has 10x the average VOD viewsWhat did the dumb JPfag mean by this?
>>34245184Another successful AI collab.
>>34246166globalfags sure got quiet when their branch fell off a cliff.
Drinking ojou!
>>34245988When I begged my girlfriend to piss me, she looked at me like I was garbage. Then I happened to meet Matsuli's holding pee stream. Now I'm a loyal luknight.
>>34246160no the fandom is dead, we should leave this board to the 2hu fans and flock to /vt/ where at least there's enough people to sustain a thread
>>34246152I can see this
>>34246170>algorithm recommends the child friendly shit shark>they click>they leave>still counts as a viewerlow view counts is objective proof no one watches or cares about meme shark now.
>>34246128Miko likes reading ghost stories and watching horror movies
>>34246177Since your brain is clearly fucked up from hormone pills, I'll remind you that this discussion started as non-holos vs holos. Whether you're literally a schizo and had no idea, or a shitposter trying to cause holo infighting, you need to take your meds and dilate either way.
In january of 1994 Tokoyami Towa was arrested for public urination, drunken and disorderly conduct, and resisting arrest. She has worked hard to pay off her debt to society and I truly hope you won't hold this against her.
>>34246186>no proofSounds like cope
post membersheeps
Can you all stop being mean
>>34246197tower...
>>34246187Here's your anti, bro.
>>34246203BUT THE VODS
>>34246197Towpiss...
taiga rules these threads
>>34246197Toi...
Aqua + Subaru = Aqueduct
I really want to play suisei's new song, but I suck at guitar. How can I be cool like Towa? She busted out a pretty sick solo last night.
Guys I only ever watched clips of Towa being a terrible person with her shit voice, but I just listened to her sing for the 1st time and I actually think she's good?
>>34246208>/v/
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1382188337302147076sheep woke up at a normal time today!
>>34246237https://files.catbox.moe/4n2lk9.webm
>>34246232it's not really her, holoband is a scam because they can hire real musicians to play and no one would know the difference.
>>34246247>almost 2 pm>normal
>>34246209pdp gets less live viewers than pekora but he's still making far more money off his way bigger VOD views, you're genuinely retarded and have no clue about anything
>>34246208>/v/>transgender
why recycle a 12 hour old thread
>>34246256why kill another 2hu thread when there's a perfectly usable one from before?
>>34246256globalposters
>>34246254fuck off to vt, stupid faggot.>Pekora who is #3 in the holos and who gets tons of views is making less than the no talent sharkyou are objectively retarded.
stop recycling this disgusting elf thread
NENE KISSED ME SUCK IT NERDS
I'M GONNA RECYCLE
Nene's being way too cute again
>>34246256It happens a lot. Also, as an unwritten rule, the worst thread ALWAYS WINS
Cual hilo putos.
>>34246264>pdp = sharkReal talk - you literally need meds, you actual schizo.
Ritualsharts don't like recycling because their posts can't be first
>>34245184Wait, Kizuna have a twitch channel? Why would you stream in both at the same time?
HOLOLIVE IS FOR DA KIDS
>>34246287Kids shouldn't be in contact with sexual things
>>34245184Isn't this supposed to be a massive event for them? 7k is kind if pathetic.
ENEN
>>34246208>>34246239>>34246255How can /v/ be trannies when they hate trannies, not whites, sjws, politics, lootboxes, gacha, consoles, and every other bad gaming practice thats been prevalent since the early 2000's?
>>34246314Same way you often see fag/tranny shit posted around there - /v/ isn't one person.
>>34246256What's the point of making a new thread when you already have one ready to use?
>>34246247Cute sheep.
>>34246256Because fuck ritualsharts.
two usagi???
Haachama? Streaming every day?
>>34246314If people complain about something there's a good chance they're projecting their insecurities.King of like how the smallest dogs are the most aggressiveconfident people, on the other hand, are comfortable with themselves. so they don't have as much to complain about
>>34246287Pekora is family friendly!
It's been 13 hours since Ayame last played "LoL"I'm glad that she's alive but she's definitely not doing ok. I hope she streams soon.
>>34246356ONI LOVE
>>34246335ask the touhoufags that.
What happened duckfags?
>>34246304Japan needs to get their birth rates up though.
>>34246366a fatto catto, perhaps
>>34246340Who's the Rize of hololive?
PICK ONE (1) THREAD
DOXX
>>34246379marine. thats easy
>>34246394level impossible
meidos... help...
>>34246379pekora
https://youtu.be/-kJf5VwO96Q>onionfags abandoning ship to best girl inevitable really.
>>34246394I pick this thread
Towa...
terrorist nene...
>nene got arrested at the airport
>>34246186>low view counts is objective proof no one watches or cares about meme shark now.If you're going to build a narrative at least make some attempt at making it semi-credible. People can visit her youtube channel and see the view counts.
>>34246418i wish i were a bottle
>>34246427>people can visitnot many people do now.
https://youtu.be/0DUZkpa3wlIMinato Aqua...
>>34246434why do I like the faces he gives them?
>>34246186they still making money from that click
Wait Cocock's MH name is literally Coco.K?
>>34246418I wonder if all the holos hate Pekora because of things like this.
>>34246433
>>34246418can't blame people for liking girls that aren't trash.
I want to motorboat Flare's paizuri window
>>34246462translate, asian people
>>34246462you realize views are irrelevant when a view is counted if someone clicks a video and leaves right away?their live viewers are shit. because they are a terrible streamer.
>>34246117Ah yes, the entire globe can't even beat a single nation. Don't make me post Peko's RE that completely BTFO gura
>>34246476Usada goodSakura bad
*furiously replays VODs*
>>34246459retarded nousagis like that are everywhere, just the other day i was watching EvE stream and saw someone add peko at the end of his messages, if makes my blood boil as a nousagi myself
>>34246490You dumbass I was backing you up that the shark has fallen off a cliff. Her VOD views are down by a lot.
>>34246509they were never entertaining.>a>literally a charisma voidEN doesn't have one Pekora, they are all dull.
https://files.catbox.moe/rshm2f.webm
Why does EN live rent free in schizo heads here?
>>34246516they don't, global talked a lot of shit and now they have to shut the fuck up and deal that their branch is garbage.
Are you watching Nene?
>>34246490Retard. Views are the majority of a monetized channels revenue. 1-3 cents per view on a lowball average. Sometimes it goes as high as 8 or 9 depending. On YouTube views are cash.
>>34246522Nobody but you cares about this jp vs en war that you brought up and have been trying to force in here.
>>34246527globalfags COPE
>>34246525no I'm too busy trying to figure out which thread to post in
>>34246528I almost feel sorry for your sad life.
>>34246525Always
>>34246516no one here would even think about them if you didn't come here every day asking for us to pay rent
>>34246530life is good, i'm just enjoying all the global fags having to admit they were wrong.
>>34246522If being the best performing branch overall is garbage then all of hololive is garbage
>>34246543Sankisei alone > holocringEN
>>34246545>Sankisei>Less subs as a gen>Less viewers as a gen>Less SCs as a genLmao
>>34246550are you unaware Rushia is gen 3?
>>34246534This whole global bitching started from a schizo posting about them out of nowhere. God damn I'm glad I'm not mentally ill like you.
>>34246553You can't even do simple math. All of EN added together make more than all of gen 3 added together.
>>34246553are you unaware Coco is EN?
Nene's roommate has some big milkers (and a wedding ring...)
>Wataoji is a reference to an actual tv showOh
>>34246561
>computer is slow and don't know whyWhat you guys usually do when that happen?
>>34246550>Top superchat earner in the world: Rushia last I checked>Most watched vtuber on planet earth: Pekora>Subs earn zero dollarsCheckmate
>nene likes high school musical and full houseBy how dumb she is, I was almost certain she was Gen Z. Now I'm not so sure.
>>34246572reinstall OS
>>34246570>coco still calls herself the #1 superchatted person
>>34246565thats her mama, retard
any spicy narrative lately? I'm bored
A-chan is a whore
>>34246570You could just admit you can't do simple addition anon
>>34246578Nose...
Nene's got a body like an hourglass, it's tickin' like a clock
>>34246580Hoshi no Kanata is back
>>34246578Coco and Rushia are on another planet entirely
>sabrina the teenage witchnene is based
>>34246580I'm smashing your oshi
>>34245961>>34246083She might as well put the actual basedjak in them at this point
>>34246575which full house? korean? high school musical, icarly, hannah montana were pretty much aired at same period
>>34246595I didn't have any reason to use that word until now that's a pretty amusing filter
>>34246590how does Ramii do it?
>>34246601mommy streamer
>>34246565I would fuck Nene's mom
When are the meidos going to delete the other thread?
>>34246601Cult leader that extorts yukimin for their money.
>>34246601Ramy is the only one who can dethrone Lucia
>>34246578She keeps mentioning about being number 1 SC all the time. Unironically the most narcissistic hololive. She deserves all the hate desu.
>>34246579I have never seen any mommy, including my own, ever wear a wedding ring. It has to be Nene and I am certain that she's secretly married
>>34246608RINGING
>>34246612>Gokishit dethroning anyoneLmao come back when they actually succeed in anything besides being garbage
>>34246606Miosha..>>34246611NOT a cult>>34246612I doubt that but wish her all the best
https://youtu.be/zaAS3xYGOkUBased papa sheep ditching useless whore
>>34246622Lamy has two blood vessels in her head, she WILL outlive Rushia
Do not reply to it
>>34246613She says she was the #1 in 2020.
>>34246627
>>34246561I am sick of lies being spread time to debunk this bullshit: March superchat incomes:>Sankisei:Rushia: $154,221Marine: $79,203Pekora: $62,286Noel: $33,562Flare: $31,092TOTAL:$360,364 >ENKiara: $71,951Mori: $56,678Gura:$45,657Ame:$28,257Ina:$23,019TOTAL:$225,562It isn't even close, now go back to global
>>34246625I hope sheep cried and made lots of money with this sob story.
Dozo
>>34246626be nice..
>>34246635What about Gen 4?
whats the deal with nene/lamy collabs being called magamaga? Is it because they built a hell house together in minecraft?
>>34246629#1 despite chink nonsense is very impressive.
>>34246635who even donates to the chicken? how mentally ill do you have to be to watch them and hear their grating voice?
>>34246625"Oh, I'm going to tell all my problems to this emotionally damaged sheep, I'm sure she'll be fine with it"
>79 IPsHome
>>34246650She is like an EN Watame and people keep sending her sob stories.
>>34246601Yukimin are mentally ill.
>>34246618toa...
You just know there's another Coco 3D stream incoming. She can't stand not being 1st place
>>34246644Gen 4:Coco:$142,935Watame:$44,280Kanata:$32,771Towa:$24,107Luna:$21,359TOTAL:$265,452 Also more than EN.
>>34246656All me.
>>34246646She also always says it's her fans who are number one and that she hasn't done anything. Checking Playboard right now there's only a 2K dollar difference anyway though. She could close her free chat and instantly have a significant lead.
https://streamable.com/jxcae9
>>34246664Towa's respectable numbers! She doesn't need to serve pizzas anymore.
armpits
>>34246635now how many of those spachas were because chicken collabed with JP holo
>>34246673
>>34246677You seriously underestimate chickenfags, they're like Watamefags with fandead pockets.
>>34246673Towa Hut...
>>34246673I'm glad that Towa has now enough money for her tabako.
>>34246650she can speak japs, that's all
Flare's subscriber is 580k. wtf. Why the huge gap exists?
god i miss haachama
>>34246687DONTA
>>34246687Towa Donta Frequenta La たばこや!
>>34246692I hope they outlaw fujoshi
>Noel Ch. 白銀ノエル まじ卍wtf bros noel is a nazi????
>>34246650The "KFP" are like the braindead people on twitch that donate to girls in hottubs. They only watch Kiara and throw money at her for no reason
>>34246693Flare is black
>>34246704yes
>>34246692I envy women being able to paint their nails all cute and dress up.
>>34246704Japan got lucky with the wu-flu normal fags would have freaked with the swastikas for shrines all over the place.
>>34246625Her father is Baphomet not plebian sheep
>>34246704now that she hit 1 mil she is showing her true self
>>34245961>even the top performer on a big collab can barely sniff a Gura or Mori stream Yeah I'm thinking Hololive is unbeatable.
>>34246714You can also do that as a man...
>>34246704Look at Japanese maps. They have so many nazis bases.
>>34246706I watch Twitch but when I heard about the hot tub shit I was thinking "how the fuck is this allowed"
>>34246650I genuinely like the chicken because shes cute and I legitimately love menhera's like her. I want her to choke me, maim me, control me, and going so far as to stab and kill me. I like her voice and laugh alot too.
>>34246714Women have objectively better types of clothes, men clothes are shit
>>34246724I'm not a fag.
>>34246590I still don't understand what makes people throw money at Coco.
>>34246731Twitch is legit a camwhore site now.
whats with the global raid? did something happen?
Can we have a thread of peace?
>>34246744Always has been
>>34246739she makes eops feel included
>>34246744>now
>>34246746Will you shut the fuck up about raids already
>>34246704>Noel Ch. 白銀ノエル まじ卍where?
>>34246731because the mods are literal simps that they banned the fucking word, it's ok if it's amouranth because she makes them 50k a day most likelymeanwhile i can get banned just for saying nigger 8 years ago on a different name
>>34246704How new.
>>34246739Try watching and you'll get it.
>>34246731Literally how is this any different
>>34246756Well I'm sorry, I dont watch EN like you subhumans
https://twitter.com/oozorasubaru/status/1382205670229827584Shuba...
>>34246664>even the lowest of the shittest gen earns over double the average wageImagine all those people who applied for niji instead of hololive.
>>34246766One is a real woman and the other isnt
>>34246769Yeah I know you're like vegans always telling people you don't eat meat. Nobody cares you whining fucking faggot.
>>34246766Because Fubuki won't write my name on her tits if I donate 5 dollars
>>34246765>open stream>mickey mouse voice>bad gameplay>close stream?
This thread isn't good
>>34246776All the hololive girls are real except Subaru
>>34246731why wouldn't it be allowed you dumb fuck? lmao
Why doesn't GHOST have English subtitle Iike NCP?
Furea...
>>34246781more
>>34246766Is Mio honorary nikisei? she is the only gamer besides Friend in swimsuit
>>34246731Yeah how could Twitch allow such disgusting shit. I'm glad Hololive doesn't hire such scandalous women. Woops, dropped somethinghttps://files.catbox.moe/mq0uim.mp4
>>34246779Is that cheap?
>>34246664Gen 5:Lamy:$78,840Nene:$70,395Botan:$24,991Polka:$12,5230TOTAL:$186,749Gen 2:Aqua:$50,846Ayame:$35,230Subaru:$32,952Shion:$16,716Choco:$4,115 (less than Ayamy)TOTAL:$139,859Gen 1:Aki:$20,796Matsuri:$18,963FBK:$16,900Haachama:$14,338Mel:$6,248TOTAL:$77,245 Gamers:Korone:$38,240Okayu:$33,756FBK:$16,900Mio:$14,659TOTAL:$103,555
Aqua butt
>>34246780>he doesn't like the mickey mouse voicengmi
>>34246789
>>34246793Not hololive
>>34246810just of the sheep, thank you
>>34246813
>>34246801Gen 0?
>>34246766We need swimsuit streams on twitch.
>>34246783Towa...
>>34246731>this is right nowremember when kaceytron got banned because they changed the rules to not allow cleavage and men had to wear shirts? if this was a slightly above average chick with only 30 viewers she would get banned instantly
>>34246818>bruising on the neckOh yea I can enjoy this
>>34246766They took this away from us.
>>34246781>>34246789>>34246810>>34246818do not
>>34246829Who and who? Fuck off back to your shitholes.>>>/v/>>>/vt/
Nurberfags should be burn alive.
please come back Aqua, we all miss you dearly...
>>34246829I'm leaving this shithole thread goodbye.
>>34246801Yosh, time to make Polka rank 1 of gen 5
http://poal.me/2f1ta7http://poal.me/2f1ta7http://poal.me/2f1ta7
>>34246834
>>34246841see you in 300 posts
>>34246841see you in the other shithole thread
>>34246821Gen 0:Miko:$51,874Suisei:$29,422RBC:$14,983Sora:$14,700TOTAL:$110,979
>>34246801Wow wtf Choco is doing worse than Mel? I thought the salarymen were better than this
>>34246818I wonder what its like to basically own a woman, beat her, make her live in fear of you. However you show her love and care for her often so she knows you're capable of being a decent guy and then the next minute you're slapping her in the face and choking her for forgetting to clean the house. I wonder how thrilling it is to see her smile one moment and then cry in fear the next. Anyone here have an abusive father?
>>34246845Why does art of Subaru getting slapped around make me hard but this one with Korone makes me sick to my stomach
>>34246867PPT does this to Coco every night
Oh great, now ryounafag is here.
*zaps the FUCK out of you*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qf_RgR4NYc
*snuffs*
>>34246860I wonder if Suisei can reach Miko's number if she read her SC.
>>34246842How?
>>34246887What's this group named?
>>34246887ojou...
>>34246889*stuffs*
>>34246897I laughed
>>34246894Loser and the whores.
>>34246650Do you even need to ask
>>34246909No not these ones
>>34246910they deserve each other
>>34246887Ayame gonna get raped within a minute
do you think that aqua has ever purchased a sex toy? she doesn't seem to interested in human sexuality, but I could see her having a vibrating egg in her vaginer right now just like in the hentais
Lactating holo when?
>>34246801>aki strongest gen1APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW
>>34246887Kanata, please clean up your room for Ayame....
Tfw all our mods and jannies went to /vt/
Polka in Suisei's concert felt so random. Has Suisei even interacted with her before?
>>34246941Suisei doesn't interact with people of weight out of principle. She is an idol after all.
>>34246941Peko Godfield collab.
Morisharts btfo
>>34246938we didn't have any meidos left before /vt/ was made
PRIDE OF HOLOLIVE
>>34245965>>34245979>>34246897>>34246902No one cares
>>34246931I don't think Kanata knows how to. She was all proud about having cleaned her room up last time Marine came over and yet the moment she entered the room she said it was a mess...
ayame's stench...https://twitter.com/codemeee/status/1382166728155701253
>>34246961eau du toilette
>>34246950Suisei actually managed to beat kpop? impressive.
>>34246910That's an anti-chicken poster, get some reading comprehension.
>>34246938Please understand, they're working hard.https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/search/deleted/deleted/page/18/
>>34246948I forgot that exists
>>34246955somebody pls post the latest jpmeme of Kanata ruining everything
>>34246961What does Choco smell like?
Did Botan finish RE 7?
imagine the smell
>>34246975semen
>>34246975you know those strong perfumes mature women use? that and some tobacco
>>34246953You do. :^)
fuck off en niggers
>>34246968No it isn't, this is literally first deleted post.https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/thread/2500332/#2501626KFP are falseflagging as their own antis.
watch hurea...
>>34246979Cum?
>>34246990Keep screaming in the wind anon
>>34246801>Gen 1 has less SCs than Twap
>>34246780I never understood her appeal either. Rushia being at the top makes more sense.
>>34246992Are you literally retarded? The schizo was falseflagging and samefagging hard.
>>34246873Maybe you care for the dog. I'm a little S myself, but if I imagine my oshi getting beaten I feel really bad.
>>34246992I don't know if you're schizophrenic too or just full on retarded.
>>34246961wow. i thought these was long gone
You all get arrested.
Anyone ever walk past one of those ornamental pear trees that reek of semen and immediately start thinking about Towa?
>>34246990/Gura/i;boards:jp/Ina/;boards:jp/Mori/;boards:jp/Deadbeat/;boards:jp/Kiara/;boards:jp/KFP/;boards:jp/Calliope/i;boards:jp/Calli/;boards:jp/Amelia/i;boards:jp/Shark/i;boards:jp/Suiseifags/i;boards:jp/Suitards/i;boards:jp/Suiseisharts/i;boards:jp/Suiseicucks/i;boards:jp/Cocofags/i;boards:jp/Cocotards/i;boards:jp/Cocosharts/i;boards:jp/Aquachinks/i;boards:jp/Aquasharts/i;boards:jp/Ichitrannies/i;boards:jp/Marinesharts/i;boards:jp/Marinefags/i;boards:jp/Marinetards/i;boards:jp/Mikosharts/i;boards:jp/Mikofags/i:no;boards:jp/35Pees/i;boards:jp/35Piss/i;boards:jp/Pekofags/i;boards:jp/Pekotards/i;boards:jp/Pekosharts/i;boards:jp/Noutoddler/i;boards:jp/Nutsacki/i;boards:jp
>>34246270I'm not up to date. Why is Mel about to drop hektik skidz?
>>34247013Please lock my dick up meru.
>>34247000>>34247007Yes and? All I'm saying that you apply the same logic on KFP as well. Not that it really matters that much.
>>34246887Stream of the year
>>34247016t. SEAnig
>>34246999She's a nice genuine person.
>>34247016Nothing wrong with filtering off topics but filtering actual holos? That's so reddit.
>>34247013what are the charges meru-san?
>>34246941Polka's totsu and Pekora's Godfield.
>>34247039BOOBA
>>34247027>he was pretending to be pretending to be pretending to be retardedyour meds...
>>34247039Moona looks so cool in that picture
>>34247045Towa might be a little cool
Miko Miko Miko...
>>34247016Based
>>34247039No one cares
>>34247039Mashallah.
>>34247045Towa is cool!
https://twitcasting.tv/oozorasubaru/movie/677367962lads, twitcast Subaru makes me feel lonely
>>34246950>>34246952Awesome. That #2 is an unholy marriage between Jpop and Kpop and it's been on top for weeks.
>>34247039cringe
>>34247045lol fucking band kid
>>34247039Didn't ask.
>>34246950Suisei is one herself though.
>>34246941https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBW6lQVmItw
So after a thousand years I finally watched one of the EN streams and Kiara was pretty cool, why people hate her? She won me over with her comment on the Amazon ass.
>>34247016Based.
>>34246860ID:Ollie:$27,830Reine:$8,288Anya:$5,895Risu:$4,443Iofi: Outside top 300, so can't be more than $3000Moona: Outside top 300Total:$46,456-$52,456Sharts:Roberu:$27,501Astel:$8,987Aruran:$7,524Rikka:$7,399Miyabi:$5,335 Shien:$4,996Izuru: Outside top 300Oga: Outside top 300Temma: Outside top 300TOTAL:$61,742-$70,142So it is: Gen 3>Gen 4>EN>Gen 5>Gen 2>Gamers>Gen 0>Gen 1>Sharts>ID
>>34247060Shuba...
>>34247037Actual holos? Where? Can you show me?
>>34247045>not even holding the guitarwhere's all the superchat money going?
if flare really hates her design, how would (you) fix it while keeping the lore intact or at least just not making it some unceremonious change?
>>34247082Yagoo new bike.
>>34247075Didn't ask
>>34247082This "new technology" is what delayed Towa's anniversary stream by 4 months.
>>34247075No one cares
>>34247085Make her naked instead
>>34247075there's no way Moona is outside the top 300
>>34247082Pockets of managers
>>34246961Sniffing Rushia!
It's taken this long because they are modeling every single fold of Towa's pussy down the the cellular level
>>34246950>>34246952Wow. She made it for a whole day with such stiff competition.
>>34247075On a regular month the gap wouldn't be that wide since Rob has his 3D, but even then they still edge ID out by a little. who knows how much ID makes from streamlabs
>>34247104More like they are downloading the assets for her pussy from the Unity Asset Store and just copy+pasting it to her model
Posting the purple indog always gives you free (You)s. Give me some (You)s please.
>>34247097This. I really really want to see Flare naked on stream.
Dancing reps...
>>34247085It should look like this
>>34246979SNIFF!
>>34247098https://playboard.co/en/youtube-ranking/most-superchatted-all-channels-in-japan-monthlyPlease find her because ctrl+F and my own eyes found nothing.
>>34247111No one cares
Did you take your meds?
>>34246860You missed Azuki
>>34247085Flare would have burqa for her next outfit!
>>34247120Yes! I took 1.25 grams of benadryl so I'm all good now!
>>34247121azki is not hololive
>>34247120NEVER
What?
>>34247116https://playboard.co/en/channel/UCP0BspO_AMEe3aQqqpo89Dg/superchatok maybe she isn't in the top 300...
>>34247085No, every change Flare has made is a desperate attempt to distance herself from the OG design >Vaguely Chinese themed forest elf to>HEAVY traditional Japanese theming to>Fancy European setting Flare wants nothing to do with her design, just look at her now she can hider her ears now and you just know she's never taking the headphones off
>>34247085replace her with someone who appreciates chocolate elves
>>34247130forgive the cunt, he got on the piss too hard after work and sent that at the pub
>>34247075Don't the ID have streamlabs?
>>34247126She will be soonish
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1382220360326647809Watame... stop dating the dentist...
>>34247098>Moona and IofiServe them right for collab with homos
>>34247085Going by her past life, Flare wants to look like a Kagero Project character
>>34247147based
>>34247085Announce that Flare had whatever condition that turned Michael Jackson white.
>>34247130No one cares
>>34247147Iofi is a good girl.
>>34247075>biggest sub>has original song>always leech>lowest superchat Lmao why is Moona such a failure??
>>34247147Don't call Pegora a homo pls...
>>34247120Got them from Towa, feel great.
>>34247098Moona made a grand total of 200k JPY in marchShe's fucking irrelevantEven the 10k subs indie I'm watching made that much in single stream
>>34247039please be considerate and spoiler that, it's ramadan month, mashallah haram
>>34247176Towa is straight edge, you noob
The schizo who kept insisting that Ayame and Marine would never collab again must be having a fucking aneurism right now MARINE SCHIZO HATE
>>34247188
Will Suisei ever put out a song that tops tenkyuu?
>>34247085GYARU
>>34247085>Got rid of her original costume and changed it for a fancy girl dress >Can hide the knife ears now >Completely changed the theming of her character Just make her white and she's a completely different character
>>34247179Sure, but Moona's networth is more than all the Holos combined - Reine. That oil money is no joke.
>>34247206 Pieces
why are there 2 threads
>>34247190Whenever schizos predict something, the opposite happens. That is why they are so angry.
>>34247206Pieces...
>>34247206You know that Suisei doesn't make her songs, right? She only sings them
>>34247210anon please...
>>34247218She writes de lyrics and she doesn't allow whatever wannabe producer to work on them she's very picky with who get's to work on her music
ENTER PEACOCK
>>34247226She's also very picky with cocks that's why she only prefers mine.
>>34247218From what she said about NCP, she actively dictates how she wants the song to be like.
>>34247039If only Moona is even remotely as cool as that
>>34247206Tenkyuu is still the best for now. Suisei please put Comet and Tenkyuu digital shop.....
Melposter is such a schizo, I followed him on Twitter and he starts DM'ing me asking me why I followed him and who I am.
>>34247234she told you that too, huh?
>>34247248Not Hololive related.
>A Declaration of xxx>Drive Us Crazy>EXPOSE Burn OutWhich one is the best Raise A Suisei?
>>34247256Melposter is definitely Hololive related.
>>34246572buy a new one
I'm still high from Suisei concert I can barely focus on anything right now. I hope she streams today
>>34247274She's sucking cocks right now, move on
>>34247274dude, I'm like soooo high from it too. still seeing tracers from it still lol
I hope that rushia's meeting goes smoothly and maybe after it's done she is even less stressed. I already miss her so much after 2 days ;;
>>34247274https://youtu.be/YeQexn5SUUAyou're in luck
There's still some spaces left to fill
>>34247274Good newshttps://youtu.be/YeQexn5SUUA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6VUCUWS4wM Reine!
It's been 226 days since Mano Aloe "graduated".During a month and a half, Aloe stopped her activities and stayed away from the Internet in order to organize her surroundings and her own spirit.But the defamation, the antis harassment, her mother's health, her father's stealing her belongings and her parents divorce decreased her motivation to work and deepened her physical and mental scars.And now after being overwhelmed for months, her environment has finally improved now that her stepfather isn't around and she's able to think positively thanks to the many voices of concern and encouragement she has received.Mano Aloe is not a very strong person and she's a person whose mental health breaks down frequently, but I'm glad that she's alive and happy that she's working hard to accomplish her dreams.ALOE LOVE
>>34247013No YOU’RE under arrest for hairy cunny.
>>34247287Same... I was hoping things would be at least a little better once she moved to Tokyo and it looked like that was going to be the case during the first few week but now I don't know what to think. Why can't Rush just be chill and happy... polen season must be fucking her up BAD as well
>>34247295Confused concept of "husband"
>>34247285Consider meds.
Onee-san-gumi MonHun collab possibly tomorrow
>>34247085Change the colors of he dress, blue white and that horrible bright orange get the attention her face should have, her eyes are striking enough so it should have opaque colors. Her dress is too slutty for her too, less cleavage. I don't like the sleeves but it's fault of that "blue" part of the dress that it looks weird... and they sure can make a better job with the mini-skirt...
Help. I've been listening to Moona's cover of k/da for hours
Kanataso keeps going to offpeko!
>>34247295Nene-oji.
>>34247299ALOE LOVE
>>34247321Once is enough for me.
>>34247316>Noel ruining another MariFlare collabgreat...
>>34247299UMAI
>>34247321No one can help you with enjoying leagueshit
>>34247335You mean Marine ruining another NoeFlare collab?
>>34247344Noel and Flare have shit chemistry
UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>34247226She wrote the lyrics for NCP and GHOST, not for Tenkyuu and comet.
>>34247298What does peacock milk taste like?
>>34247346What are you talking about? Their last MonHun collab was great, but now I have to listen to Marine's annoying voice.
>>34247354やめて。
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1382047933424570370?s=19Meanwhile, Kanata only tweets about horses
>>34247354any mature Luna pictures
>>34247299not hololive related
>>34247311Seems like her polen allergy got worse and i think if it wasn't for covid she would do more off collabs which would be good for her. Also seems like there's someone smoking close to her apartment a lot which is obviously bad considering her asthma. Then just add the schizo spamming her roommate, anti's spamming mahoto related shit in the chat and all that.
>>34247299Mano Aloe is not a person, it is a Vtuber avatar that she used for less than a month and she wants nothing to do with ever again. Call her by other name if you want to care about her so much.
>>34247295Sex...
https://streamable.com/h291xfHolo Alt with GHOST
>>34247364To be fair, the song is pretty shit.
>>34247366There was, once...
>>34247376can you do this with Flare's song instead
Why are there 2 threads
>>34247387You know who's to blame.
>>34247299CEO OF SEX
>>34247387The other one is global
>>34247376Very nice. For me? it's https://files.catbox.moe/1one4p.webm
>>34247376can you do this with Korone's song instead
>>34247366Mature enough
>>34247376We all know it should've been RED HEART
>>34247398Now this is soul
>>34247366Luna LOVE!
>>34242441I HATE Towa!just woke up. do i need to dive in the archives to see why are there two threads or is it a meido asleep thing?
I believe every schizo narrative that is posted here
>>34247387The other one is Chinese
Cocochi doko?
>>34247410The meido is asleep, this thread was create alongside the previous one and it didn't get deleted so we just used it
>>34247382>>34247400>>34247407thanks anons
>>34247418blep
>>34247366Nnaaaa
>>34247410>wake up>instantly go to 4chindo anons really?
I would love to see some pictures of mature Shion yo
>>34247429Fuck this brat.
>>34247429all of them still give of gaki energy
>>34247427I usually start with reddit :^)
>>34247429mature Shionyo getting knotted by her husband...
>>34247437Shion's breasts are not that large. Stop posting non-canonical shit.
>>34247039Will we ever get an evil looking holo?
You all are giving me a Kusogaki fetish...
hololive...
>>34247459Sora...
>>34247447does it intimidate you anon?
>>34247459jesus what language is this?
>>34247459Based soda
i want to see pictures of a mature anons post
>>34247459Based Elf
It's kind of incredible how big hololive is. If you look up shaka beach on youtube, pretty much every search result after the original song is Noel related.
>>34247469Maringlish
https://streamable.com/y88d1hyab
>>34247039Moona would go all flarelike if she got an outfit that slutty.
>>34247417Then explain this >>34247299
>>34247474To be fair I don't think anyone outside of Noel has given a fuck about that song in years not even Uverworld themselves
>>34246887How the hell did Kanata manage to get Ayame to collab, and come to her house at that? When Marine of all people is present?
>>34247450Flare
Take a whiff, anon!
>>34247465yes, and I hate them. Shion does not have big breasts!
>>34246887The holohouse is taking three sides or something
>>34247497Ayame broke up with her League boyfriend
>>34247497Ayame is there BECAUSE Marine is present, Kanata is just thrid wheeling
>>34247497Holohouse is near the studio,Ayame has to do some recording at studio.Not really some complicated logic.
I want to eat a three month old bowl of ramen that Kanata forgot about in the corner of her room
>>34247372But that would be offtopic and doesn't belong in here like it's supposed to be.
is the Sankisei the most powerful?
>>34247465Shion's design is pure sex
>>34247497Anon, Marine won the Ayamebowl!
>>34247534I wish I was that ramen bowl so Kanata would touch me once before throwing me into the trash
>>34247525>actual clipwatcher
>>34247528Sounds like cope
>>34247359Like any other bird's milk.
school outfits..
>>34247393I want to fuck this bebi.
>>34247553I want botan to beat me up and steal my lunch money.
Another victory for the cytube
>>34247545Sounds like you couldn't even bother to watch a one hour stream, even less the multiple times Ayame has gushed about how much she likes senchou Not that schizos watch streams in the first place
>>34247547Fuck you now I want some
>>34247335seethe
>>34247558bully her friends and you shall get what you asked for and then some
>>34247560who
>>34247497Stay up to date anon, Marine won Ayame's heart Kanata is just lending her place so they can hang and leeching along the way
>>34247555Do NOT fuck Bibi
>>34247427nah i start with twitter just to see if rushia tweeted anything
>>34247558Botan is too chill for that
>>34247569>watame botan friendI'm not following, have these two interacted
>>34247561And Ayame likes Kanata too if you actually watched her, sounds like you're the schizo here.
>>34247581Ayame likes Marine more
Where are the fucking streams
>>34247589Nice headcanon, schizo.
>>34247580they throw "banter" at each other every now and then and I think they have had 2 or 3 1on1 collabs
>>34247578more like too lazythe only thing she doesn't throw is punches
Actually you're all wrong and Ayame is just there to sign the T-shirt.
Anon is a whore
>>34247610absolutely yes
>>34247610shut your slut mouth
Deadhours...
>>34247560>ollie
Flip a coinWhat will Pekora play today,MonHun or Minecraft?
>>34247597I don't see Ayame and Kanata's matching icons, nor their one on one collab she also did not include Kanata among her favorites in holo profile but she did include Marine
>>34247487Is this project dead in the water now?
Anon you fat fuck. You blocked the Suez Canal.
>>34247295Looking good!
>>34247589Doesn't change the fact that she likes Kanata and this is PPTs collab.
was moris asmr stream any good youtube keeps recommending it to me
>>34247608Nah, In due time Marine will take Mio's place in Ayame's heart, Senchou is just too much of a Chad
>>34247580Do we seriously have people who came here after the new year or what?How can a person this new exist?
>>34247632yeah I blocked her entrance with my dick
>>34247639It's an AyaMari collab, Kanata is merely lending her place and tagging along since it would be rude not to invite her
>>34247642Maybe ask the thread that actually watches her?
>>34247295you could add a square for crying and potentially one for a really high superchat totalalso one for her singing lots of vocaloid songs
amane...kanata...chi...
>>34247656Okay schizo.
>>34247628Yep, confirmed clipwatcher. Keep samefagging, not like you can be even more obvious.
Why does the Matsuri x Gura cover sound so soulless?
>>34247658this is the only jp thread I can ask that on.
Yagoo>https://twitter.com/tanigox/status/1382242573746544642What it mean for us viewers?
>>34247658But if someone from here says that it's good it's more convincing than if Globalfags do it.
I want to suck reine's tits
>>34247664Sure schizo why don't you do everyone a favor and fuck off, stop ruining threads with your irrational hatred of Marine Although it is a treat to see you have a meltdown over another AyaMari collab specially since it's an offcollab
>>34247663Who?
>>34247642Just watch it and find out
>>34247540Built for Dirty Ojisans
>>34247685I got nothing against Marine you're the one seething and pretending PPT isn't even there and calling her a third wheel or a leech.
>>34247670Calling people a clipwatcher doesn't make your lack of knowledge on Ayame and Marine any less embarrassing anonchama, maybe if you can bother to watch streams for once sit down for Ayame's Bloom retrospective so you can see her gush about Marine in real time
I don't care for Ghost
>>34247687>didn't invite your roommates to play in your bandWhy is Suisei such a bitch?
>>34247663leech
>>34247697She is a thrid wheel
hlghome
>>34247704You forgot your sheep image.
>>34247683>Wanting to succ Hag Indog tits
>>34247681Literally nothing, just presenting the brand in a more appealing way to outsiders
https://herp.careers/v1/coverwow that is a lot
How does she do it? How does she keep living rent-free in all the schizos heads so they don't shut up about her even when she's not streaming?
>>34247715You forgot your meds Marine schizo
>>34247723Kanata has schizos?
>>34247716yes and?
It's no surprise Ayame trying to get close to Marine. Marine is just the embodiment of talent. Interesting personality, great singer, great artist and a hard worker. She's just flawless.
>>34247681>今後も、ホロライブサマーの様な取り組みを果敢に仕掛けていく姿勢>ホロライブサマーWhat is this? Swimsuit?
>>34247659>you could add a square for cryingWhat a waste of a square half of the bingo is already full of guaranteed ones or just meme shit
>>34247728Have you been here for more than a month?
How can you tell if your oshi is fake?
>>34247732Why do you hate Marine so much?
>>34247740If she is in Gen3
>>34247728Well Heimins are a special bunch...
>>34247732>Charismatic >Talented>Kind>Accepting and acomodating >Impecable work ethic>Involved in pretty much every important projectYou would have to be downright retard to want to associate with Marine, after the smashing success of their collab AyaMari should be a monthly thing at least
>>34247739Seems like a really shitty troll that you can easily ignore and hide.
>>34247681Hololive becomes even more soulless.
>>34247721Why won't they establish an overseas branch
>>34247736Well then, what would you add
>>34247756>You would have to be downright retard to want to associate with Marine,Hmm
>>34247723Why would she have any schizos? She is nice, pure, and is incredibly inoffensive. You'd have to be retarded to go after Kanata of all people
>>34247721>new manager for the homosAre they expanding?
>>34247756>acomodating
>>34247681>there are ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY FOUR (154) EMPLOYEES AT COVER AND THEY PLAN TO START MASS-HIRINGWhat do... -any- of them do?
>>34247757Same could be said about any schizo here.
>>34247695imagine if Shion was your first love...
>>34247772we're paid to post in this thread
>>34247767>implying theres rhyme or reason for schizos gor certain holos
>>34247772Take % of your SCs and rape the holos.
>>34247772Might be translators and "content creator "
>>34247744Only jealous people hate Marine.
>>34247770Yes anon, accommodating Pekora remarked how respectful she's of others personal space and despite having a rather humble house Marine still does her best to host and tend to her guests needs, she's a very kind person eager to help while remaining respectful of their personal boundaries
>>34247778There are four people in this thread who aren't Cover employees...
When will her Love Quest finally be accomplished?
oh no no no
>>34247772Well first of all, there are like 50 Holos and Homos. So that's 50 right there. Each one has a manager but some share holos so let's says there are 25 managers. That's like half right there.
>>34247376Nah I still prefer Mori.
>>34247792Calm down, I was shitting on your spelling.
>>34247778Cover employees hate Hololive? Makes sense.
>>34247767Sounds like the perfect holo to go schizo against. As soon as some member gains favor here or from other holos there's always someone who goes out of their way to badmouth that member. And since Kanata is universally liked in Hololive she's an easy target.
>>34247792Why does Marine have a rather humble house?
>>34247792Pekora won't get this far without Marine. Let that sink in.
>>34247796The talents don't count as employees
>>34247735Could be possible but it'll probably be something else underwhelming.
>>34247784There's definitely a reason why them schizos tick that way, but I can't offer an answer or solution other than a high-caliber bullet to the brain until medical science advances
Come and watch the weekly music numberfagging, this time it's original songs only.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFnC2n1qZCcJust listen to Mori already.
Ive reported him to a psych professor at university He's going to start a study on you
https://twitter.com/cover_corp/status/1382247786863759363cover-corp.com graduation...
>>34247768they only have one manager and have 3 different gens with auditions for a 4th one happening a couple months ago. Could you imagine if one manager was in charge of 3 different hololive gens?
>>34247808She had an even shittier house at the start but moved in early 2020 before her massive growth so her current place was the best she could afford at the time, not ideal by any means but certainly better than what she had before. Now a days she doesn't feel like moving because her current place is close to Flare's and she doesn't want to live away from her even though she was invited to the holohouse
>>34247812They are paid a monthly salary, why wouldn't they be considered?
I still can't tell if this Marine schizos hates her or likes her... or both.
>>34247795Do people really make low quality bait like this?
>>34247811Pekora would have graduated if it wasn't for Marine, during early hololive literally no one not even Miko was looking out for her it was Marine that helped her grow comfortable in the company. The pressure of being alone at her new job would have been too much for Pekora if it wasn't for Marine
>>34247830"Marine schizo" is a false flag to make all criticism towards Marine sound ridiculous.
>>34247825A single hololive Gen is more involved than a manager for the entire holostars
Call me a schizo all you'd like, but I love Aqua and I only post about my love towards her and my desire to see her naked body.
>>34247830Its obvious hes just an insane person wifh no real motivation
>>34247829Ask the Japanese labor laws.
>>34247852not for much longer, Cover wants to invest in them more now that most of their members are about to be over 100k subs. That's likely why they're getting more managers now
>>34247853I want Aqua to sit on my face
>>34247874That would be lovely, if only we lived in a perfect world...
>>34247853I love her too, no joke!
>>34247872>Cover wants to invest in them more nowNoooo! please! Nooo!
>full MagnamaloMan, Flare really got hooked on Monhun.
>>34247853>>34247874>>34247884She's so cute and little it hurts. I hope she starts feeling better soon.
>>34247488wym? Moona loved that outfit
>>34247821I already listen to her music daily
>>34247872The thing is, investing on them doesn't mean they're going to be more successful and therefore more busy, Roberu got a 3D and his viewership is lower than it was last year
>>34247681https://herp.careers/v1/cover/2YIteARYHVOm>タレントマネージャー(ホロスターズ担当)>人気急上昇中の男性VTuberのタレントマネージャー募集!
Astel fucks dogs.
>>34247909That's Shien.
How much do Noel's boobs weigh?
Is this the most ripped off art style of all time? Why doesn't the original artist ever complain?
>>34247904>Can't even break 1k on the morning showWhy did son recline?
>>34247393my wife is so cute!
Ramirez...
>>34247901>Roberu got a 3D and his viewership is lower than it was last yearthat's not true at all. this time last year he was lucky to break 300 viewers. You really overestimate the state of holostars one year ago today.
>>34247915What is her band size?
>>34247915how much is one of them british "stones" they use to weigh shit? it's like 3 of them, for each titty
>>34247921You don't exist, Iofifag.
>>34247917There's no bigger praise than imitation.
>>34247899Based.
>>34247926During October-December of last year he was pulling 1k on every single morning show even capping at 1.4k now he can even get 800 most days, same goes for gameplays they're a good 30% down in viewership
>>34247909>>34247913>>34247904Wrong thread homosharrts
>>34247936>same goes for gameplays they're a good 30% down in viewershipflat out lie. Dude broke 2k playing RE7 by himself, he never broke 2k on a gameplay stream before then.
>>34247932Shion, stop rocking your cheap china chair, it's dangerous yo...https://gizmodo.com/boy-killed-anally-when-office-chair-explodes-5157354
https://cover-corp.com/What the fuck is this new layout I hate it
>sora>korone>pekora>aqua>fubukiIf your oshi isn't here that means Cover doesn't care about her.
>>34247938Stop samefagging dude, everyone now knows it's you.
>>34247872>Vtubers as a whole are reclining>Investing more on the least successful branchGood ol' Cover retardation at its finest
>>34247930but I am right here??
>>34247951jesus that's a lot of pointless animations
Wanna hear a joke?Shion streams
https://cover-corp.com
>>34247951>FBK, Sora, Korone, Pekora and AquaThese are the only relevant holos
>>34247953Not the schizo but you have your own thread
Luna is continuing to watch capeshit...
ikanaide...
>>34247951WOWZERS! It's like I'm actually literally in Nihon when I watch it! How can this website improve my chances of mating with a Japanese woman?
>>34247951Holy fuck that's terrible, I already thought modern webdesign was bad but that's next level bad.
>>34247824>>34247951cover sucksdo they have ANY product besides hololive that can make them money?let me guess - nosasuga tech company they're so fucking retarded jesus christ...
>>34247951Why is the thingy spinning, does it want to fight??? Because I'm ready to throw hands if that's what the fucker is after
>>34247965I blame subaru
What's going on with hololive alternate?
>>34247951The website is horrible in a new way, now it's just animations that cover(lol) the whole page while hiding some of the content until the animation finishes
>>34247965Didn't you get the memo? Hololive LOVES capeshit and this will never change.
>>34247952>>34247962>first thing people do is shitpost about which Holos appear on ityou guys are too predictable
>>34247969My asshole
>>34247975Yet another Cover project that's DOA
Thoughts?
>>34247965And Subaru keeps yuribaiting. They've successfully exchanged quirks.
>>34247954Have you never heard of "trickle up tubernomics???"
I saw a penis on the cover website and it made me upset. who can I report this to
>>34247975They tweeted they'll show more stuff this month.
>>34247965She's heard the complaints so she's going to watch Irreversible instead
>>34247989>jeans YAGOO
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2021/4/13/dont-play-with-fire-china-warns-us-on-taiwanBetter watch out Cocosharts.
>>34247989dude on the right looks photoshopped in
>>34247915>>34247927If I had to guess her band size would be about a 32 or a 34, so 4.6lbs - 5.5lbs (2-2.5kg). She is 50kg at the moment so around 5% of her bodyweight.
>>34247975They've probably found a replacement mangaka for the Marine project by now. I imagine it's just waiting for things to finish.
>>34247989Damn I wish I could wear my adidas into work.
https://cover-corp.com/static/vtuber_image_3-d0be302bfe374b557f64803398e796c1.mp4CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY
>>34247989Why do tech dudes insist on dressing like highschool kids that think they look cool
>>34248003Didn't they get Mizuryu back in the end? I remember reading something about him kneeling to Cover or Cover kneeling to him
>>34248002Man just constantly carrying 2kg on your chest does sound annoying as fuck
>>34248019Imagine using a computer with your tits getting constantly in the way...
>>342480192kg EACH
>>34248012>no soundCover is shit
>>34248008Damn Coco I'm so envious.....
Noel's tits look like it would sag in 10 years though
>>34248023Jesus... Hang in there Noel
>>34248015Both. Cover apologized for fucking up and Kei deleted all his negative tweets.
>>34247951>>34247968>>34247978As a Web Designer, I found it fine design wise. The use of animation actually pretty clean and ad personality to the company. As cooperate websites is pretty good.
>>34248028Noel will live no less than 10 years from now due to the leukemia..
>>34248023>>34248030No, 2kg total. 2kg each is absurd. Only Momo Momose is that big.
>>34248014Now that you mention it even my old boss used to come in every day in jeans and graphic tees.
>>34248032You think so? Go here:https://cover-corp.com/news/detail/20210409You can't click on any of the links. If you copy any of the text to paste it somewhere, it turns everything into squares.
>>34247951So is this how they control the camera?
>>34247973heard you talking shit
>>34247991I want them to collab again.
>>34248033Noel is just waiting for Live2Ds soul transfer to be perfected so she can finally fully live as Noel
Reine's bored resting bitch voice turns me on
>>34247951UOHHHHHHHHHH
>>34247179Using superchat to measure ID gen 1 earnings is absolutely useless.
>>34248012Big spoon shuba...
>>34248032I have to scroll to see anything of value, that's not fine
>>34248044>waiting>he doesn't know
>>34247951Why the fuck is the Cover logo spinning randomly around Japan? So bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZLsJsitskMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZLsJsitskMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZLsJsitskMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZLsJsitskMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZLsJsitskM
>>34248049fucking numberfags
>>34248032The animation's the worst part though. Only Sora has a unique icon while the rest are generic. They could have easily used pictures of the holos that relate to the different sections and that would have given more personality and informs the user more.
>>34248043She put in a mention about the trio on her schedule so she is aware
>>34247973you'd get slapped up and sat down
Enjo kousai with JK Twappi...
>>34248049That's a pretty delusional graphTheir growth is already beginning to slow
>>34247951Huh?
>>34248049HUGE MARGINS
Always trust Nene
>>34247695you mean big dogs
>>34248065Non-canonical, Towa never went to school once in her entire life.
>>34247951https://cover-corp.com/service#vtuberMEL IS FEATURED
>>34248038Ok that pretty bad lol>>34248053You don't like to scroll down? How do you even browse here?>>34248061If it's a "hololive" websites i agree. But it's cooperate website so I can see why they opted clean look.
>>34247979Holos watching Snyder cut when
>>34248063Oh yeah, she mentioned a 3D collab.
https://cover-corp.com/company/Can we blame Fukuda instead for this website?
>>34248083How id Towa one of the most intelligent holos then? Is that just pure talent?
>>34248084Damn Sora and Luna flying are one of the first things you see.
Here are your only relevant holos: Sora, Fubuki, Korone, Aqua
have you thought about risu risu-ntly?
>>34248087Pls no... it's terrible.
>>34248101And Peko too
>>34248095Being a dick sucking chain smoker isn't a talent anon.
>>34248049AAHHHH THE NUMBERSSSSS
>>34248101The most relevant holo is my oshi, simple as.
What the fuck is that equipment Noel
>>34248086Its not a clean look when you have busy ass animations that do nothing.If they were going for a more corporate website look, they wouldn't add those unnecessary animations.
>>34248095My therapist and my PO have both told me not to put Towa in an authoritative position when making decisions so I can't comment further
>>34248101I'm... forgotten...
Norl just went full unga bunga pig...
Why does Noel seem so happy when she's singing? Doesn't she know that she sucks at singing? I'm really confused
I started losing weight for my oshi but now my trousers keep falling down
>>34248133People who don't know how to sing are the happiest and loudest singers.
>>34248133She knowsShe still likes to sing and is happy that other people like her singing too
>>34248101No one cares about chinkqua and reddit doggo anymore
Porker...
Noel gf furea side girl
>>34247951>this is where your superchats went
This is the best representation of hologra according to Cover.
>>34248086I see a few posts as soon as I open a 4chan thread, I see nothing but a crappy animation when I open cover's site until I scroll, every single time I open it. It's not having to scroll in general that's the problem, it's unnecessary steps before I get to what I want
>>34248150??? lmaohow are they so bad...
>>34248150She is too fat to fit.
https://herp.careers/v1/cover/69fnGGCHFW0a> スパム検知アプリzhangs beware
>>34248150
>>34248140>>34248144I want to be like her but I'm scared to sing and have never tried once in my whole life. I kneel to her
Gee /hlg/! How come your mods lets you have TWO threads?
>>34248176Iono how come your mods don't let you?
>>34248093>404 not found at first before going in the pageFucking indie company.
>>34247951Google Translate-san...
>>34248039the description it says its for a new virtual live platform they're working on for PC and smartphones
I want to succ Reine's big toe.
>Onee-san gumi>All of them are imoutos in real lifeWhat did they mean by this?
>>34248176mods??
>>34248158if you want to go straight to sections. there is top right button for you
Bros..... the titty monster........ is very cute......
>Uploading files from your IP range has been blocked due to abuse. [More Info]why are german ip's blocked? what did you kraut motherfucker do?
>>34248192Those sections also each show an animation that takes up the entire screen and doesn't go away
>>34248192The top right headers are separate pages and don't navigate to the lower sections though?
>but you took your meds
>>34248187Everyone in Gen 3 is an imouto
Chad equipment
I really want reine to step on my dick
>>34248187They are not that young dude. Unlike a certain group they used to be in Hololive.
>hlg humor
>>34247969did I ask?
>>34248197krauts are schizos that probably post cp
How big do you think Noel can handle?
>>34248207All of them are the youngest child in their families in real life, they literally can't be onee-sans.
>>34248032>as a web designerKek
Thinking about how young Shion is makes my dick diamonds.
>>34248039>>34248185>Perfect for taking a peek under their skirt>Pantsu no longer existsFUCK
>>34248215Noel is smart and powerful woman. We are certain Noel can handle however big comes her way by desire or by obligation
>>34248220Thinking about how old Botan is makes my dick diamonds.
>>34248202>Boar headJust like in dark souls how nostalgic
>>34248208You definitely picked C cuckfag
Look here you little bitch.
>>34248233nye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWoxBXQcAFcnepolabo monhun in 4 hours
noel carting already..
Why is the thread so slow? I like it.
Monhun at 23.00GOKISEI LOVE
How bad is noel at monhun? This is my first time watching her play it.
>>34248244She literally using a scrub-tier equipment that have like 10 def total
>>34248244Given how she plays she's bound to cart to mid-tier monsters like Zinogre
>>34248241Very nice. Let's see Noel doing that pose.
>>34248032i hate modern web design with a passion. it's all made for zoomers with adhd.t. programmer
>>34248180We have an entire board over there. We can have as many threads as we like.
>>34248241whose butt is this
>>34248243damn a lot of collabs today...
>>34248272Towa's live-in girlfriend
watching noel play games really makes me feel like I can beat any game as long as I unga bunga hard enough
>>34248257
Noel? More like No "L" in c*n*n lmao
>carted againNoeru...
Noel you are not skilled enough to be using shit equipment on purpose...
>>34248266Looks to me like you guys "dominate" about 20% of that board whereas the JPs take up the majority.Give it a year or two and you might hit our numbers or at least keep up with all the japanese indies.
>>34248284
NEXT MEME
>>34248284I can see where the hair follicles used to be on her ass
>>34248284Look at the subtle off-pink coloring. The fruity thickness of it. Dear God it even has a strawberry.
What's with all the global posting in the thread? Why are they even here?
I think back pain from huge milkers would actually suck... girls have it rough
>bakatare collab>gokisei collabYe->monhun FUCK
>>34248284her carpet always looks so soft; I wish I had a carpet that soft to place my tushy on...
>>34248304Some retard there probably posted about how we have 2 threads and that we're totally chimping out or something
>>34248298you didn't clap twice first, faggot
https://codemeee.store/pages/holo-aromaI'M GONNA SMELL RUSHIA UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
Should Noel be treated with respect and dignity?
you like watching titty monster noel right?
>>34248314No. Whores don't deserve that.
>>34248313Why pay and wait for shipping when I can smell Ayame whenever I go to our village's shitter?
>>34248314yes once i get a squeeze out of those milkers first
>both /vt/ and /jp/ have gone a full day without any bans / warnings according to 4bansYet the deleted posts still keep showing up in both boards, is it janny only day or something?
>>34248284>buttons for easy accesswtf does she have a bf?
>>34248185Looks interesting
>>34248309it's a really nice carpet. must be a pain to keep it this white tho.
Noel managed to do it
>>34248313WHAT DOES MATSURI SMELL LIKE BROS
sakura aoi
>>34248327Mods finallt getting shit?
>>34248337Piss.
>>342483274chan bans doesn't display every single ban
>>34248331Also looks ambitious given their shaky competency
flare literally doesnt touch her other costumes kekkeru
>>34248343There's usually at least ONE displayed though today is completely bare
What niche collabs would you like to see?
>>34248348Not true, she used her kimono for one week during NYs
>>34248332Do lady juices leave unsightly colored stains? I only know about penis juice and how it can make a sock stand upright if you work hard enough at it
>>34248284why does all her fat go to her tits
I'm so sick and tired of you horny fuckers being horny all the time, just go jerk off or something.
STOP WITH THE M,ONSTER HUNTERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>34248327Sounds like a normal day on the jay.
>>34248337Urine and rape, but mostly rape.
>>34248356I'm on nofap tho.
>>34248357this is a monster hunter company get used to it
>>34248327What I want to know why is the real life ban on /vt/ only one day? For what fucking purpose would go easy on those retards?
baby
the perfect /hlg/
>polka's setting up her frame late againFuck this clown
Rushia is a disgusting whore and i hope she dies soon
>>34248356Already did twice today
>>34248368baby rushia is so cute
>>34248356Do you want horny, incoherent schizos, or angry and violent schizos that target your oshi?
>>34248369fixed
>>34248368someone has already made art of it...For those that don't know, pekora revealed that she has(had?) a license to take care of preschoolers yesterday
>>34248356Never
>>34248369Remove aussies
>>34248380Physical education with pekora and towa sensei!
TWAP
>>34248380God I want to give Pekora a child.
>>34248371>Fuck this clownYes please
>>34248298*clap* *clap*
>>34248380>>34248387I'm starting to notice a trend...
>>34248313She smells like death, literally.https://streamable.com/7h5his
>>34247580>clips>subbedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUpBQxwyIdk
>>34248376I guess hornyfags are better...
>>34248380Hero of children...
ZA TOWA
>>34248272Can’t you tell by the smell?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d28VucvPsSU Korone
>>34248380taking care of miko's baby...
Why aren't all members of Hololive naked during each and every appearance they make? We would all prefer watching them do their fun little activities while there naked bodies are completely visible and jiggling around on stream. Is it time for Hololive to move to a more open and free video hosting platform?
If any of you were mentally stable we wouldn't be watching our virtual girlfriends in the first place
>>34248408always has been
noel....... the dango song..........
the fuck with that creepy hands?
https://cover-corp.com/recruit/future/
Aki...
>>34248380So that's why nousagis are mostly children.
https://twitter.com/AUTOMATONJapan/status/1382181874508857346?s=09FBK wants to be a hobo...
>Child falls and rolls into a cage>Multi-directional laughing No wonder she didn't become a teacher
I have been summoned
>>34248432my oshi isn't my girlfriend she is my wife
Hey Guys! Are you ready?IT'S SHOWTIME!
>>34248429I imagine most holos are naked behind their model, just because they know they can get away with it.
get in
>>34248442>YAGOO plans to create a future in which replaces reality So this is where my akasupa goes..
Holos... fallout new vegas... onegai.
>>34248446>Lesbian sex with married womanWhat's the appeal?
>>34248446You have to undress if you want to go enter the Holohouse.
>>34248459Most might even be jerking off. Moona came on stream before
>>34248467Only if they side with the Legion!
>>34248462Sound like a modern 1984. Next thing you know we will have the Big Brother vtuber.
noel laughs are bretty good
>>34248433isnt it pants first, bra later?
>>34248469Probably making her realize men are useless in sex and can easily be replaced
>>34248476Towa onii-chan...
>>34248479Korone is SOUL
>>34248476I already have Lamy stalking all my internet activity
https://files.catbox.moe/jjexf7.gifstop trying to make Pekora hot
>>34248459They are truly heroes. I couldn't imagine doing their job without having a massive penis boner the entire time while on air. Is there way to edit youtube video of each stream to see the naked person behind anime's avatar?
>>34248483That's just JAV lesbian plot. And the husband voyeuring her wife have sex with another woman
>>34248475I do wonder what factions would holos go for. Most would go NCR probably, or House.
>>34248460Yes I want to get in the doog
Why did Coco leave Kanata for Aki?
>>34248489https://youtu.be/Ql949--2igo
>>34248491shes not hot because she has food in her hair like a dumpass
>>34248499aki is fit and seduces coco with her hips while kabaya beats her into submission
>>34248476>Next thing you know we will have the Big Brother vtuber.Pooh already tried that.
Why Thor of all things? Wouldn't finishing the Iron Man trilogy first be better?
>Noeru muted but you could see her nodding her head saying はいはい while talking on the phone
>>34248502watame had a lot of nerve eating dango on the 9k bed and then falling asleep on it after
>>34248499aki has a bigger penis
>>34248467Coco probably go to Anarchy route, since 1 INT. I wonder how she handle dead money
Did we talk about this?
>>34248502>You need 9000$ bed to get a watame gfFUCK
>>34248514pretty sure she's doing the order chat told her after the first iron man watch along
>>34248514She's doing it in chronological order.Get ready for the borefest for the next few movies.
>>34248518>I wonder how she handle dead moneyGet filtered like most people. She would probably lose it at the radios.
>>34248514Subaru's recommendation pls andstd
>チャンエル掛け持ちWhat is Korone's other channel?
>talking about pantiesnoeru...
>>34248519Yes, we did.
>>34248502>indog
>>34248377Why is Luna Brazil?
>>34248522>>34248524So that's what? Thor, Cap 'murrica, Ironman 2, and then Avengers?
So, Yagoo is hiring>011-1 Accountant>012-1 Recruiter>112-1 Operations Director (Hololive)>113-1 Talent Manager (Indonesia) finally a leash for Ollie kek>113-2 Content planning and management (Hololive Indonesia)>114-2 Talent Manager (English speaking)>123-1 Negotiation with illustrators>125-1 Production Management Directo>211-1 Server side engineer>216-1 UI/UX Designer for our self-developed application!>216-2 Unity EngineerWe are looking for an engineer to work directly under the CTO to create online games.>221-1 3DCG Designer (Background)>222-1 Live2D Modeler>312-1 Video Production Creator (in charge of music videos)>312-2 Video production creator (in charge of official programs)We're looking for editors of program videos! You will be in charge of the official talent variety show!This is an exciting opportunity to join a growing company in the UK>UK???>313-1 Hologura Scriptwriter>313-2 3DCG Animator>313-3 3DCG Animation Director>314-1 Music Production Director>331-1 Talent Manager (in charge of hololive)>332-1 Talent Manager (in charge of Holostars)>411-1 Promotion Manager (Overseas Business)We are looking for a PR person for our overseas business!>411-2 Promotion (music and live events)>411-3 Promotion (Hollow Live)>413-1 WEB Director>413-2 WEB Designer>421-1 Director of Merchandise and Product Planning>431-1 "Holostars" event production producer>432-1 Live event management director (eventor)>434-1 Technical director of live event production>512-1 Domestic sales representative>512-1 Overseas sales representativeThat's lot position
>>34248532No idea. She is one of the holos that has an actual focus tree and is the strongest power in South America.
>>34248533We already watched iron man 2
>>34248521watame wishs she was that big
is this why the homos are seething?
>>34248523I liked Captain Burgerland...
>>34248534I'm gonna be the Hololive nipple and genital inspector and already sent my application in
>>34248534>313-1 Hologura Scriptwriterlmao
>>34248533Yep, all boring except the Avengers. We did watch Iron Man 2 tho.
I didn't realize the dog was live
>>34248519the rabbit can’t stop winning and doesn’t need to be a giant whore who preys on simps and loveless nerds to achieve that she did it just by being entertaining
>>34248426Birdkun!
>>34248541>there will never be a female holostarsad...
>>34248548Fuck it, I'm applying.
>>34248542The winter soldier is great, the first cap burger sucked tho.
NUMA NUMA YEY
>>34248499Nips on 5ch are suspecting that Kanata has an ojisan pay pig/sugar daddy now
>>34248534>not hiring Hygiene Director for the talents
>>34248380wasn't Watame a kindergarten teacher or whatever the nip equivalent is?
>>34248534all me
>>34248534>recruiting a recruiter
I'm just glad she didn't get into the DC movies.
>>34248556
>>34248534Hey! This is Anonymous from Hololive EN Gen 1!! Coming at you RAW and STINKY!
>>34248556Shion would have a difficult time trying to grasp my erection wearing those cat paws. Take them off.
>>34248570No fuck that at least there's only a few of those
>>34248526https://youtube.com/channel/UChUP6B_3zcdFYZnOdMM21og
Huh, I didn't know monsters could dodge traps like that...
>>34248563That's me
>>34248548>>34248534I would like to apply as the Hololive Narrative conjurer
Are Kanata and Suisei still friends?
Pekor erotic
>>34248570Shit taste
I only watch hags... Is there something wrong with me?
>>34248582A lot of monsters have that gimmick, electric element monsters like Zinogre and Rajang will wreck your shock trap as well.
What would be like working in Cover?
>>34248534>>331-1 Talent Manager (in charge of hololive)Where do I sign up?
>>34248534>216-2 Unity Engineer>We are looking for an engineer to work directly under the CTO to create online games.Hololive open world gacha soon
>>34248590All members of Hololive should be required to have short hair.
>>34248534Which one of these positions will enable me to get my hands on Noel's socks?
>>34248534Can I apply as hymen examiner? I just want to graduate towa
>>34248600>open worldstop with this meme
>>34248594I thought that's what Hololive was for
>>34248593Fuck off Zack.
>>34248596Low pay considering the idols take up all the salary. You might get to see Marine but forget about seeing the others in the office
>>34248608Everyone is jumping on the open world BOTW bootleg bandwagon
>>34248596Like any other incompetently run company in tech
>>34248606>examines towas hymen>perfectly intactwhat do you do then
>>34248313i'm scared of how much i need to pay some scalper to smell rushia.
>>34248594>20% of them over 30>the number will grow to 40% since so many are late 20sThat's just normal.
>>34248534>Talent Manager for ENHeh.. I'll show you a scandal like never before
>>34248594They're all hags
>>34248613The open-world game gimmick has been a thing for an entire decade now.
>>34248589No, mortal enemies. In member stream yesterday no one dared to ask Kanata about Suisei's concert
Aqua got the coof...
>>34248534ALSO YAGOOO LET ME APPLIED AS HOLO50CENT ARMY
>>34248621Do your best anon I believe in you
>>34248615break it with my katana obviously
>>34248612If you work at the mocap studio you get to see KanaCoco every day.
>>34248610Imagine a 4 hours cape kino watchalong with my oshi. I can only dream. Sadly she's not interested in that stuff.
>>34247299
>>34248615>towa>perfectly intact hymenbig 草
>>34248627Gen 2 is just slutting it up together since Aqua is in the city now.
Imagine actually working at Cover just for the smallest chance of seeing your oshi. I see my oshi every day while hiding in the bushes and behind dumpsters near her place of living, yet I work for no man. Can you fags say the same?
>>34248635Us lunaitos had that while watching Nolan's Batman.
>>34248641That stray dog outside your apartment is not korone you fucking idiot
>>34248642Fuck I hope other holos does it too.
>>34248641My oshi smiled at me anon. Can you say the same?
>>34248645Then why did I stalk and then bite it if it wasn't Korone, Einstein?
>>34248641sorry bro, that was me making her moan last night
>>34248653Because you have rabies retard
>>34246232https://twitter.com/azutaku12/status/1382012036586991619?s=20Just keep practicing and you'll be like one of these guys one day
>>34248354yes, even just sweat can leave stains on a carpet that white.
>see Tama-Mitsune>"I am sure boys would like this kind of thing"What the fuck is with Noel and soapland joke
>>34248380That's probably required to do any kind of babysitting for money.
>>34248660noel is a blunt person usually without a filter
>>34248656i dont have "rabies" you fucking noob, shes the one who is carrying my babies
>>34248632Doesn't work like that.Most of Kanata's short clips were recorded back when they were recording the idol outfits.They need to pay the rent if they want to use the studio, that's why you mostly see yabkisei clips on her channel.
If I watch Luna, does that mean I am a babysitter?
i WILL get covid
https://twitter.com/yukihanalamy/status/1382279592103223298what the fuck is wrong with this girl
All 4 of the unga bunga hammer users aren't too shabby, to be honest.
>>34248669a babysitter makes sure the baby doesnt hurt itself
Sheepfags are getting uppity again
>>34248660she's not wrong lmao
>>34248669No. You are a babysitter if you watch Miko though.
>>34248660Didn't she directly reference fc2 too
>>34248570
>>34248679But Miko is not baby. Luna is more baby.
>>34248672they all fucking suck, all they do is fucking spam the fucking shitty ass fucking slam dunk spin gay move instead of focusing on hitting the head with the big boy charge move and even if they try to do that they hit other parts of the monster instead of the fucking head
>>34248660Everyone loves blowing soap bubbles, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOmygNv8yucpecoaster in 30 mins
>>34248677>sheep are dumbShit but I love her dumb expressions
>>34248689nenechi...
>>34248680she was joking around about red light districts too
>All this PekoMari art she is retweeting latelyI finally figured it out, it is Miko who is the evil one in this narrative. She played the long game with Pekora until she finally got her in the same bed as her where she did unspeakable acts to her, then she threw her away like a used condom.But stealing her purity wasn't enough now she is going to steal her second best friend too...
>>34248534i just want to be rushia's husband.. which job will bring me closer to that?
>>34248686Miko is more baby
>>34248687t. weeb sword
>>34248684I am the aqua man because I am a man and give aqua a dicking very many times every day
>>34248687If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.
>>34248696there are just a lot of rabid pekomari shippers on twitterI've come to realize that recently
>>34248697Be Ollie manager. And push her collab with Rushia. Bonus if you Muslim and western since you can marry Ollie and Rushia + cucking jaret guy
>>34248698Wrong. Luna is the og baby. Miko is just a pretender.
>>34248696You sounds like pekomari schizo at 5ch. You sure you're not the same guy?
I love dumb women. What's the best holo for me?
>>34248699shut up fag
>>34248690Is she inspecting the coaster Moona made or is she making a new one?
>>34248720Kiara
>>34248687The main reason they suck is the little wirebug thingy makes it so its hard for them to outright learn if at all>>34248706Mainly this, pekomari shippers increased 10fold in the past monthThis guy made a bunch https://twitter.com/homura910210
>>34248677>100g... What is it really?
>>34248714Sounds pretty bad if I manage to emulate the superautists over at 5ch .
>>34248720Whoever has the worst superchat/hours streamed stats
>>34248723Both.
>>34248721>no rajang pants>not a single point in WE Now that's cringe
>>34248723She is making her own, although I'm not sure she knows that Moona's surrounds the entire fucking park.
If you were playing Go Fish with Aqua, would you take advantage of her by looking down at her exposed nipples at every chance you'd get?
>>34248720Nenechi, Akutan and Cabaya.
>>34248729imagine throwing the bottle at her head as hard as you can
amanekanatach... your pekoland background music...
https://twitter.com/uruharushia/status/1382279092595159044YES!! Rushia is streaming at 23:00!!
>>34248738i literally can't get any charm with wex and i already have 120+ charms, crit boost is useless to me unless i get at least a lvl2 wex charm
i can't believe haato converted
>>34248720Onion...
>>34248729Lamy water...
>>34248749Looks like everyone is streaming at 23:00
>>34248752muslimchama...
Flare been flirting with Noel non stop through the whole stream...
>>34248749>members only secret discussionMake sure you leak it here
>>34248677Is watame american
>>34248752who would even draw this
Even Noel's dango song is full of SOUL
>>34248763Nah, she's just fat.
>>34248729>lamy water
Why can't Noel sing the dango song right?
>>34248740Of course, I wouldn't turn down an onyon
You all can call Aqua retarded all you like, but I bet if she lived back in the stone age she'd be a fucking pro at picking berries.
Okayu's getting a million this week
>>34248660I don't get it.
>>34248534>>313-1 Hologura ScriptwriterEven I could do that
>>34248762no.
>>34248769Tsunomachips Fatame...
>>34248534>431-1 "Holostars" event production producerNo way...
If your oshi has fake nails she’s a whore and a normalfag.
>>34248792pekotoes...
>>34248780Tamamitsune is the JP name of Mizutsune
>>34248781Oh yeah? Then give me a summary of your first episode.
>>34248743Why would you do that...
>>34248792sugoi
>>34248792I can't believe Don-chan ratted Pekora out and is also serving as her prison warden...
Is Omaru a good dj
>>34248749>作業があるので1時間できるかできないかなのですがメン限の秘密会議しよおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおお!お礼タイムしますsounds like it will be a shorter stream.. unless everyone just keeps throwing superchats.
>>34248795But none of them have fake nails.
Why are Marine Ayame and Kanata rehearsing so late at night? And what for?Cover hours seem way too weird.
>>34246065Hommospammer types like a tranny and he always attack those girls + Miko
>>34248801Don chan just wanted to prank pekor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlY1Bdnk8LkEnglish god demands your attention in 16 hours
>>34248769Just do some cardio to burn off some calories. Found a great trainer who actually makes it fun!https://files.catbox.moe/gn2d60.mp4
>>34248757>>34248774Too late
>>34248807yet anon is a whore, makes you think.
>>34248815Sometimes I think I might be a homo, I can't not focus to his junk.
>>34248792peropero
>>34248677Stop making me love Watame more than I already do
>>34248792>big toe same size as the rest>no gap between big toe and the next one over
>>34248773But she sing the subtitle version exactly right?
>>34248823But that was the plan all along
https://twitter.com/nekomataokayu/status/1382284207880241157
>>34248815I prefer this routine:
>>34248825What? That's not unusual if you're not a fat fuck. I have the same thing
>>34248836https://files.catbox.moe/cyes9w.mp4
>>34248838Stop posting, monkey
>>34248815>>34248840Fuck off seanig Poka
>>34248838is this real
>>34248838Anon is monki.
Don't take this purrsonally but I'm pawsitive that Botan is the most purrfect member of Hololive!
>>34248838What the fuck, return to monke is just a saying.
>>34248838What the fuckAre you even human
>>34248764seanigs. who else
>>34248838Now what the fuck is that thing?
>>34248848Don't forget, you're here forever.
>>34248838Orangutan anon...
>>34248838Stop doxxing Aqua
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOmygNv8yucKINO IS ON THE MENU TODAY
>>34248852>reddit filenameyes it is him, anon is genius
>>34248838what the fuck is wrong with you
>>34248838What the actual fuck
>>34248838What the fuck This is the "master race?"
にーんじん にーんじん
bun bun cha
>>34248798Matsuri arrives at the office, but finds out that no one is there. She assumes that people will come later, so she sits down to read manga or whatever until then. Then it's suddenly evening and no one has arrived yet. She starts worrying if something had happened to the other girls, imagining that a group of gangsters have taken the girls hostage. After this thought the office phone rings, and Matsuri hesitates to pick up. When she does, she hears an unfamilair voice saying "7 days..."It cuts to monday where Fubuki, Luna and Mio arrive, and notice that Matsuri is standing, in a mortified state of shock, and has been since the day before.I can see this happening, at least.
>>34248838aqua foot...
Why is Flare so ugly?
Oh no, i'm on phone and unable to bunbuncha
ぶんぶんちゃ
>>34239178>>34239194WE ROSE FROM THE ASHES OF YESTERDAY NEKOMIMI LOVE
にーんじんにーんじん
(bun bun cha x N)Everyone's long awaited, PEKO RAP!Are the preparations done? HURRY UP!Finally made the 3D appearance,go ahead with the self introduction!th' Name is Usada Pekora peko!Feels lonely easily and ET CETERA.A BUNNY GIRL whose a entertainer?The spirit as an IDOL!HIKAKIN's big brother is SEIKIN!Its gonna get them angry!Isn't it attractive? This BODY!Isn't it cute? This FACE!GIRLS & BOYS drooling all over!Its not tasty! Pekora's thigh meat,Please take care of even such a Pekora!From now on as well let's carve Pekora STORY―!(bun bun cha x N)
>>34248838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSfuUNuKRRk
Here comes the chimping nutsaggers
>>34246941Polka has been in the business for a while. Suisei probably knows her from their pre-Hololive daysAnd Polka was a great hypeman in that Holoband feature. She and Suisei should do more together. I do want to see Polka utilizing her strengths more rather than languish as she has been
>>34248807Rushia...
>>34248890wait a second...
>>34248848Anon... she's like 40
>>34248904Those are real
>>34248807Button...
>pekora just got out of the bathStreaming naked
It's been a long life, but it was a good life, right honey bunny?
>>34248911ToT HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUU
>>34248899Nice of her.
>>34248900Astel raped a cat
>>34248911This is a hag loving thread
Just use aircon Peko.
Pekora sure likes her jail outfit
You do shower before watching Pekora, right?
>>34248899>Play MonHun hours before collab????
>>34248911I'm not lion when I say I love this hag!
>>34248888妊娠!妊娠!
>>34248900Here comes the eternally butthurt loser.
>>34248899>rushing to rank up before the collab because she said she was higher rank than she actually wasnene...
>>34248932Guerilla HR3 rush stream because Nene told Lamy she was at HR3 despite not actually being there yet.
>>34248928What can I say, it's a good outfit peko
>>34248838Heh. Well it IS SEAnigger hours, I suppose.
>>34248923Wait you guys were serious? You would unironically fuck a woman in her 40s?
>>34247075How is Ollie dabbing on the rest of her branch this hard?
>>34248930I just came out of the shower too
>>34248838That's a hand
>>34248916Me the chad on the left.
>>34248915WARNING: NAKED BUNNY CUNNY VISIBLE IN PEKORA'S BATHROOM! YOUR PENIS MIGHT BECOME ERECT AT THE THOUGHT OF HER NAKED CUNT AND BREASTS, BUT THIS IS NORMAL AND DO NOT WORRY
>>34248945Well why not? Probably beats an evening with your hand.
>>34248928women loves to get degraded
>>3424894535 - 45 is my taste
>>34248838Whoa, real the beast from X-MEN.
>>34247142Yes
>Pessan and Ayame are in a youtube adSource?
>>34248945Most women don't relax until they get to christmas cake age or older, botan is basically a dad-bro but in female form
>>34248945I'm 25 and dating a girl in her late 30s for the past 2 years.It's great honestly
>>34248965youtube ads doesnt allow whores
>>34247111I kneel to the purple woman.
>>34248945
>>34248945why wouldn't I go for someone my own age?
>>34248945Without a doubt!
>>34248965https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGqcd8Ymn9U
Does Peko's jail costume default expression always have those sad eyebrows?
BUSTED
>>34248945Can't see why not, it's around my age so it's fine.
Lamy found out that Nene lied...
>>34248916Bambang would never wear clothes
>>34248981Thank you
>>34248838What the FUCK is this a hand or a foot??
I don't want to know how many disgusting, wrinkled, withered old fingers chicken-pecked posts in this thread
How does one find a 35-45yo gf (without kids) as a 24yo?
>>34248937Anon, you fucking slut, go find one of those "friends" of yours, i am not taking care of the child.
imagine the other gokisei girls taking turns spanking Nene as punishment haha
>>34249006That would probably be really easy if you just put in a little effort. Women at that age without kids are desperate as fuck.
>>34248994hehe, those were sure wilder times back then
>>34248838You've got 6 fingers and are hiding your thumb.
>>34248838what
>>34249006You don't. You can't even find 18-25 single girls without a kid these days.
Everyone except the bassist...
matuli......
>yellow sharpnesssoul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hpIJbDX6WQare they gonna 合体?
>moonafags keep spamming pekora's chat
Thinking about Towa...
>>34249037Even the nips are spamming muuna
>>34248945You're missing out if you never fucked a woman in her 40s who takes care of herself. Experience is not just a meme.
>>34249037Shameless indogs
>>34249025But she's the one I want to piss in the most...
pecker...
PLEASE WATCH MY WIFE HYPER PLEASEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogWbvK_kr_I
>>34249033Yes. FBK at the top, Flare middle, and Watame bottom.
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1382291661070299136
>>34249042>implying there's no nip moonafags
i have to admit this is a pretty nicely done coaster by moona
Damn that's pretty impressive.
>>34246904whos the whores!
Sasuga bucho.
>>34249037She was going to check on the Pekoland, it is to be expected.
That bouncy thing was quite nifty.
Jumping coster is a great idea.
>>34249056I don't get it
ZETTO RX, CAMERA RESETTO!
>>34249056>あのVtuberSio...
>>34249056Could it be...!
>>34249037They did it to hurt your feeling.
>>34249058I guess all those fags at 5ch are all larping as indogs then.
>>34249075B B B HIJOU NI B
>>34248594>>34248618>Rushia was upgraded to hag in January>Azki will be hag in September 2021.>Choco and Marine would be hags in September and December 2022>Pekora, Kanata, Towa and Luna only in 2024
>>34249006If you live in workaholic country it is pretty easy. There are tons of expired cakes where their daily schedule only consist of their job, gym and netflix
https://twitter.com/ayamy_garubinu/status/1382290681339674627
>>34249097>daily schedule only consists of job, gym, and hololiveA perfect match!!
>>34248686>But Miko is not babyhttps://streamable.com/kfr2w
>>34249107Gaou-sama... they're stealing your schtick...
>>34249083https://files.catbox.moe/g4mhdm.jpg
>>34249112This never fails to make me hard
>>34249112FAQ MAN
Finally a Miko stream! https://youtu.be/J5_9Escbyuk
>>34248764>waktunya bukaaObvious Indonesian. Hololive can teach you how to spot that language.
>>34249112why did she cry?
>>34248752>haachama showed her ankles in a thumbnail and has been stoned to death
>>34249132I think miko will play a horage, resident evil? https://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1382289314768297986
If Lamy's going to help Nene they might as well just start the collab early
>>34249148Scratch that, miko is 100% going to play that chillas new game
Nousagibros of the world, UNITE!https://streamable.com/ybl9ju
Miko... please stream minecraft while pecker is on the server...
>Pekora making a rollercoaster when Moona already made oneFor what purpose?
>>34249167Rumao rumao roru roru
>>34249161https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5_9EscbyukApologize for your words and deeds.
hololive feels really empty post 2020...
>>34249167nousagis look like THAT?
ENTER
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>>34248945Younger women are no fun, and they have nothing in their heads. Sure they have looks, so does sex doll.
hey
I find it pretty funny that Moona's dark coaster that burns with fire from hell is completely harmless while Pekora's quartz coaster is absolutely going to be lethal.
>>34249190Nice
ah...
>pekora not leaving space for Coco's toilet and yagoo art
>>34248981That must count for Ojou's work quota
Prison is confirmed as being sosonot bad
>>34249181To showcase superior nippon craftmanship.
>>34249167>>34249184>>34249198Same butthurt
I hate how you fucks say ENTER and I already know that Peko's going "Hey Moona!". Fuck you.
>>34249222Coco's toilet should be on the river IIRC, and I'm pretty sure it will be flat/ just a yagoo pixel art.
>>34249227did you see the food she got in the prisoni don't even eat that on a normal day
>>34249190Fuck this game where’s my chocoball spiderman?
FANTSTIC PECCASTER
>ah...what did she mean by this
>>34249240HEY MOONA
rearry!?!?
>>34249240Pekora's english is always welcome, so I'm happy Moona is here.Pekora's so fucking dumb but trying her best, i love it.
rearry?
rearry
>>34249240HEY MOONAveryvery anbaribaboo peccaster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>34248981god damn i keep forgetting how much hololive blew up
>the leech is not even streaming, literally logged on just to leech
jesus christ the lag, cover upgrade your fucking server
Only two of them online but the server is lagging already
>>34249227She got free beer, it can't be that bad
>>34249267Imagine if she leeched onto your dick
I didn't knew that hlg had this many minecaft pros
>>34248981Didn't anyone tell Youtube Japan that Nijisanji is popular in Japan and not Hololive?
>the black coaster will be the peaceful one and won't kill anyone>the white coaster will have deadly traps and will kill or mameKino.
>>34249271Server can't handle indogs shit connections
>>34249275That's bound to happen if there's too many redstone contraptions.Flare's gaming beacon was the worst offender (she turned it off), Pecker rashomon was the second (she left it on and it's nearby)
>>34249267That's just how leeches life is
>>34249283Dunno, did anyone tell this to the Japanese?
>>342492273.6 m2 cell, not bad not terrible
Huh didn't know you can repair iron golems
>>34249288das right wypipo do be like dat
>>34249292Did you even watch the fucking stream
>>34248981>advertising superchats
>>34249267Wouldn't you hang out with Pekora at every opportunity if you could?
>>34249311no
>Pekora plays Minecraft>Moona conveniently logs in at the same timeStill leeching I see
>>34249316No
>>34249322based moona. i'd leech pekor's cunny too
Why does Moona make everyone in this thread seethe
>>34249190didn't she already played this?
>>34249293Their server is shit if it can't handle a couple redstone contraptions
>>34249267She did it to hurt your feeling.
>>34249331It's just a few very vocal retards. Moona has been universally pretty loved in the threads ever since last summer.
>>34249316I already hang out with her a lot, no need to appear on her streams
>>34249331global raid and you know that one fanbase always seething 24/7
>>34249139She was scared.
>>34249283They are advertising the superchat feature and nijis don't get superchats.
>>34249322>>34249267I really don't get why you anons are so adamant about wanting Pekora to be alone in the server.
>>34249331>everyoneIt's just the usual pekora antis.
>>34249331You would think after lmost 6 months of constant pekomoon adventures they'd be done with the leech meme, but most people here have boomer humor. Once something is "funny", it's always funny
>>34245988>hobbyngmi
did korosan sing her original song yet?
>>34249331Third world SEA indog.
>>34249322>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T INTERACT WITH YOUR CO WORKER. WAGGIE SHOULD MISERABLE AND FEELING SUICIDE EVERY SINGLE DAY
the little golem that couldn't...
>>34249283That's just Nijinigger cope.
>>34249316Yeah, it seems to me like Moona just wanted to have fun with her senpai, what's so wrong with that?It's not her fault that Pekora is streaming her current session.
pecor...
ENTER LAMYWith a squeakier voice than usual
>>34249364It's funny because now real leeches like Uto exist.
>>34249331self loathing indogs barking at each other desu
>>34249331purple bad color
Ramy on Nene's stream now
Sawabee...
>>34249384Uto gets 100% of her SCs while holos have Cover leeching off them, who's the real leech?
>>34249393oh my gosh Lamy is such a leech
Rummy...
>>34248981I get why Pekora is there but Ayame?
>>34249322Please understand, Pekora is the only way for Moona to incline. Staying silent for minutes on end while stuffing your face and then mumbling something in goblin language isn't entertaining to most people.
More like lamey!!
>>34249395Uto.
>>34249322.... Or she wants to play with her coworker...?
>your oshi>why her
>>34249407https://streamable.com/xyh2wn
>>34249401Ayame is the face of Hololive.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kQ2GtvDV3s
>>34249404I don't know how to tell you this, anon, but Moona has barely interacted with Pekora lately and she will literally hit 600k today.
>>34249395Imagine defending chink angel here. ALmost on par with Judasposters.
>>34249419SHE JUST KEEPS ON GROWING
>>34249416deep sexy towa...
>>34249412rushiai will marry her
watch koone...
Pekora is building a drop tower that goes to max height limit
Mr.Koro is singing ...
>your oshi>will you take the last post of the thread for her
>>34249401Ayame is the pride of Japan.
>>34249434I don't know when she's singing and when she's going to be saying SAN, Arigatoooou
>>34249419Dead subs, she gets less supas than the tree rat
Begora...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-zkRgMMEdAVincent Van Gogh..he's still alive.
>>34249442>moving goalpostI accept your concussions.
LAMY WILL PLAY MONHUN AT ALL TIMES
>>34249436nene no
>>34249412LuciaI never had a choice did I?
Noeru...
Watame
risu
Minato Aqua is monkey
>>34249425Imagine thinking that corporations are less of a leech than an indie vtuber
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