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Maido dress
[ ] short skirt
[ ] long skirt

You can only choose one

>> No.3423697

Girl-maid [x] Short skirt
Boy-maid [x] Long skirt

They have it right, so I second >>3423694

>> No.3423694

[x] sauce

>> No.3423699 [DELETED] 

>>3423689
> Save the English language: http://www.anon[removethis]talk.com/ICARE
I cannot help you. Sorry.

>> No.3423698

毎度?w

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>>3423694
>>3423697

>> No.3423715
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3423715

[X] long skirt

QUIET AND RESERVED MAIDS ARE THE BEST.

>> No.3423730

>>3423715
Emma was so good.

>> No.3423740
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3423740

Is that Shirley?

>> No.3423760

>>3423697

also; SASAYUKI is god.

>> No.3423763

Real maids are always ugly or old.

>> No.3423774

>>3423690
Sakuya is superior maid.

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>>3423774

Sakuya is an airhead, just like her mistress.

>> No.3423801

>>3423708
thanks bro

>> No.3423806

[x] long skirt

>> No.3423810

>>3423797
WHERE ARE THEY ZUN

>> No.3423835

long skirt, obviously.

>> No.3423852

Put on long skirt, grow penis. Put on short skirt, lose penis. Absolute flexibility.

>> No.3423858

>>3423810

99.9% COMPLETE, just waiting for the installer now.

>> No.3423886

>>3423852
As long as you have the skirt on you are a girl.

>> No.3423910

>>3423886
Sometimes with a penis, and sometimes without. The perfect world is full of skirts.

>> No.3423952

>>3423910

The perfect world is actually one giant skirt and we live on the waistband.

>> No.3423972

>>3423952
No, the perfect universe is a giant maid where our local galaxy cluster is just part of a decoration on her skirt. Known spacetime is her smooth skin and supermassive black holes are pores on it. When she gets hot, quasars and new stars form.

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>>3423972

What's the Great Attractor, her vag? The Sloan Great Wall is one of her boobs?

>> No.3423997 [DELETED] 

>>3423684
> Save the English language: http://www.anon[removethis]talk.com/ICARE
Could you please elaborate?

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>>3423858

>> No.3424001

>>3423994
I thought Great Attractor was Azathoth.

>> No.3424005

Traps, not so good.

>> No.3424006

>>3424001
This thread has taken an odd turn.

>> No.3424013

>>3423690
Meido
[ ] pants, cock

>> No.3424016

Long skirts are superior on maids.

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>>3424000

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Short skirt is hot
Long skirt is elegant

Different length for different situations

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3424079

Your name is Prince Charles Windsor. You are 60 years old. You have blue eyes and gray hair, and wear a navy uniform. You are sexy and heroic; others describe you as coquettish, glamorous and single-minded.

Your uniform has jangling chains attached to it. You fled your real home without permission. You have piercings somewhere on your body.

Although you appear to be a maid, it would be more accurate to call you the master's lover. In combat, you wield a kung fu weapon, such as nunchucks, three-section staff, tonfa, sai, tai chi sword, and so forth. When you are extremely upset, you run away from the mansion. Due to your notable Athletics, you have the ability Trespass; You can take 1d6 Stress to intrude on a battle, love scene, etc. You can also butt in after the action has ended, and this can even work when someone is using World for Two.

>> No.3424094

>>3424079
[ ] Become a tampon.

>> No.3424100 [DELETED] 

>>3423685
> Save the English language: http://www.anon[removethis]talk.com/ICARE
How come this always is asked here?

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