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Sandworms!

>>34236127

>>34236127
Itty bitty living space?

wurms are best

Hug your local ice girls, they're lonely now that warm weather has rolled in

What incomprehensible deliberations are hidden behind this expression?

>>34236161

cute sleepy goats!

>>34236161
Yetis are out, Ice Queen dakis are in. Trust me I'm a monsternomics expert

>>34236174
>haha hubby's dick go spurrt

>>34236142
>Marry a sandworm
>become a wizard at age 30 despite having lots of sex with her because every sexual act with is technically fellatio
What do you do with your newfound power?

How would a mamono react to having a Yandere Anon? What would happen if Yanon is with an already Yan mamono like Hebi?

>>34236197
>He's talking about how the Carnian Pluvial Event lead to dominance of the dinosaurs again
>God that makes me so fucking wet

>>34236174
>boya...

If Raikou was a cow, she could truly be Ushi Gozen.

>>34236200
I flip her skirt.

>>34236200
Do what any wizard would do. Maintain NEET lifestyle, living inside my waifu's mouth. So essentially, nothing.

>>34236251
A monster with a thick accent calling me 'boy' would probably make me start mentally humping her leg

>>34236178

Do the goggles function as glasses? Do they morph into the glasses? Surely she's not a big fat phony.

>>34236326
They're cosmetic, she thinks they look cool. What a dork.

HORSE
PUSSY

>>34236389

I mean, they DO look pretty cool.

>>34236437
tengu wings typed this post

>>34236200
Raise some undead girls

>>34236427
Horses are scary man.

>>34236427
>When she pins you to the wall and forces you to cum in her horse pussy
I always loved vanilla MGE centaur. So glad to see her get some fan art

https://files.catbox.moe/juira3.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/aegun2.jpg

propaganda

>>34236292
>ufufufufu, boya~
>brain short circuiting
>4 legs to hump, which one to choose

>>34236580

Hump the tails.

>>34236143
Druella's thighs

>>34236580
>"Hey you ladies want to go out back and molest me?"
>Wait, why did I say that?

>>34236585
But there's 18 of those! How're you supposed to pick?

>>34236601

I'd say you would have all night, but... realistically, it's more like, until the heat death of the universe?

>bapho asks this
what do?

>>34236678
no

>>34236427
Horse titpussy

A pair of CC Foxes walk into a bar. One is wearing a shirt that says "Here to molest a young man" and the other has a shirt saying "I'm going to help". I forget how this joke ends.

>>34236678
I'm into mature women with big oppai, sorry miss.

>>34236710
bapho doesn't take no for an answer

>>34236678
>Finger travels towards her for a whole week
>She said slowly

>>34236746
still, no

>>34236192
>Hot weather bad for cuddlebugs, Yetis down 39%
>Ice Queen and Glacies dakimakuras surging, buy buy buy
>Don't buy the Yeti dip just yet, warmer weather expected as Ice Queens get cuddled into melty puddles
>Aunt Yuki's Ice Cream (ICED) sales through the roof as people enjoy hot weather, up 200%
>t. Rata News, Winterstown stock market

>>34236755
she'd be impressed if you could hold out for a week slowly moving towards her without collapsing of no sleep, food, or water

>>34236732
>I forget how this joke ends.
A young man walks in wearing a shirt that says "here to get molested by CC foxes". The punchline is that they all live in a nice house nearby with their six daughters

>>34236774
>Auntie Yuki who owns an ice cream store
She sounds breedable

>>34236678
I'm going to finger a loli right in front of her while she watches. I'm not going to give bapho the satisfaction of touching her, instead she's going to watch as the cunny hunny from another loli slowly drips out in front of her.

What weakness of yours do you think your waifu would exploit, either in daily life or in the first encounter?

>>34236925
I'd freeze up if she licked my ears.

>>34236925
The critical weakness of mine that she will exploit is that I will do whatever a woman 3 feet taller and 500kg heavier than me wants.

>No stern and serious Horse Archers gf you can tease by pulling her tail and whispering naughty things into her twitchy ears while she carries you back into town.

Does Cen-chan enjoy carrots, apples, and sugar cubes? If so, I bet they'd enjoy hanging out with Greenworms.

>>34236925
I get unreasonably angry at things very easily. If she found a way to calm me down in the first encounter, she'd win me instantly.

>>34236925
getting smothered by her industrial-grade body, now that would make me melt in bliss

>>34236220
Weather gets bad, because nothing gets done in the shrine, as Yanon and snek just stare into each other's eyes all day and say creepy things.

Sleepy floof

>>34236925
If an Amazoness hunted and claimed me as her husband while pressing me against her strong body, there's no way I could resist (unless she wants me to).

>>34237106
Gonna put a blanket on this floof and give her a goodnight kiss.

>>34236427
Can I have some nightmare or Bicorn pussy instead?

>>34237270
you can get some nightmare in your sleep but you won't get bicorn ever

>>34237287
Is she a nice nightmare?
Also, if I impregnate her in my sleep do I impregnate her in real life?
I want to impregnate her as many times as possible!

>>34236143
Her thighs end there? So there isn't anything underneath it?

>>34236678
She's getting a massage on her pettans. Then I'll tell her
>Milk my cum
>With your bum

>>34236178
She looks like a shotacon.

>>34236678
UUUUUOOOHHHH

>>34237106
Gonna steal her thighhighs to use as luxury cumrags

If this is what a Wonderland Wererabbit looks like, then what does a Pekoland Wererabbit look like?

>>34236925
>puppy eyes
>"I-is it that my body is not good enough?"
I have a - 10000% seduction resistance.

>>34236149
This man gets it

>>34237553
>got her on a one pull
It's a sign.

Got a new black harpy commission done.
Black harpies are the best harpies!
Uncensored version: https://i.imgur.com/DVK1bQh.jpg

>>34237666
Nice!

>>34237666
Dangerously high levels of smug in that image

>>34236075
They do like devoted men, go for it.

>>34236925
>So, I have some potions I'd like help testing.
>Wanna knot me?
With a completely innocently playful smile on her face.

>>34237711
>The black harpy gets really smug after not only stealing your stuff, but also your heart

tall monsters deserve ______

>>34237666
I want to leave out a bunch of shinies for her

>>34237753
French kisses

>>34237753
a hug

>>34236127

>>34237753
A loving husband.

>>34237753
to be princess carried!

>>34237823
this is the dream

>>34237855

>>34236178
>Tengu GF loves to use you for 'flight practice'
>Really, all she does is perch on your dick and slowly ride you, swaying her hips and shifting her weight to drive you crazy as she tries to get her movements just right.
>Once she's had enough she looks back at you with the smuggest look she can give.
>"Guess it's time to land"
>She drops down and cleanly takes you in to the base, causing you to cum inside of her.
>Can't beat the hip drop.

>>34237666
Good stuff.

>>34237753
to be spoiled

>>34237884
>Can't beat the hip drop.
especially with ass that looks like this

>>34237908
Alright. SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE

>>34237666
Gorgeous. Good stuff anon

>>34238023
>Big asses
>Wide egg-laying hips
>Deceptively powerful legs from taking off all the time.
They're dangerous!

Since monsters can just pick you off the street to marry, is the opposite true? I mean its only fair if you can quick marry any monster off the street.
>pulling the mail rata into your house for snuggle time
>running off with a holst when visiting a farm
>princess carrying a CC OL demon from her office

>>34238238
I'm a clumsy oaf, so every time I fantasize about princess carrying a monster girl she has to be pretty short, otherwise I'll bang her head on every other doorframe.

Would a Manticore be averse to getting railed doggystyle?

>>34238238
>carrying off some anon's loli daughter while she's at the playground
>say nice to meet you dad before taking her to the park bathroom

>>34238238
She's stronger than you are, so if she wanted to stop you she would.

>>34238238
time to steal the biggest, meanest, strongest, and scariest looking monster girl for MGC prison and turn her into a house wife

>>34238332
I'm sure she would welcome it from time to time. Tailpussy milkings are nice but variety is the spice of life

>>34237761
Do Harpies enjoy the Silver Stacking threads on /biz/?

>>34238238
>Sneak into a MG high school
>Hide out in the library
>Fingerbang a few nerdy mamono
>Tell them to meet me after school, leave a location for my new harem to meet up

>>34238389
I'd rather have a manticore-tsuki with a phantasmal tailpussy that she can milk me with through my clothes, or superimpose over one of her other holes.

>>34238302
>Anon tries to princess carry a mino but keep hitting her head on various walls
>Her head crushes everything that it hits but she doesn't notice because she is too busy Kyaahing over being carried.

>>34237666
where is clitoris

>>34238540
That sounds hilarious

>>34238238
Fortune favors the bold.

>>34238540
>Finally get home
>Anon notices his new wife is covered in plaster and dust
>is embarrassed and starts sheepishly dusting her off
>she is too busy swooning over how thoughtful her husband is

>>34238238
>see a Bicorn strolling down the street
>hop on her back
>start rubbing her front pussy and massaging her perky little breasts
>ask her if she sees any hot girls nearby that she'd like to eat my cum out of

>>34237823
I like the idea that Arache fingers are a bit dull as kids so they can't perfect webspinning until they reach about ten and grow into puberty from there

>>34238641
At least you make it there
>pick up mino
>swoons
>breeding instinct activated

I've noticed more of my mge fantasies lately have been more about making a monster happy and not the other way around, it's strange

>>34238238
think of how conflicted an Military-grade CC amazon would feel when a man princess carries her right in front of the entire tribe

FEE FI FO FUM

In MGE Odyssey, does Odysseus leave behind a sailor at each obstacle to appease the Monstergirl in order to escape? If so, he truly is fiendishly clever.

>>34238729
Mmm, just imagine the scalp-massages and backscratches she could give with those talons

>>34238814
Most of mine lately are about monsters serving me, while casual sexual things happen between us.

>>34238729
>meet your qt spider’s parents
>her mom brings out the old scrapbook and shows you pictures of her posing proudly next to her first, very sloppy webs
>your wife manages to wrestle the scrapbook away before any more embarrassing pictures can be shown
>so her mom just starts telling you the story of the first time she had coffee

Flayers can link their senses with yours during sex too

>>34238853
The younger single ones who're laughing are silent when she winks and gives them the
>At least I'm married to a man who loves me
Look. Then hugs her husband closer as they head towards the love tent. The other married ones are probably just happy for her but will still tease her after the snu snu

>>34238906
I'd love to interrupt a working maid by pulling her into my lap and planting kisses around her neck and collarbone while she giggles

>>34238912
What happens to spiders when they drink coffee?

>>34238912
Wait until her husband hears about how she dyed the webs in her room when going through "that" phase in highschool
>>34239024
Caffeine functions like alcohol for spiders so they get drunk. More of a Crab arachne thing than an mge arachne thing but it's cute so no harm

>>34239013
I want to have one of my Khepri servants bring me some tea, only to pull her onto my lap and grope her.

>>34238686
Anon, stop.
She can only get so horny.

>>34239024
caffeine for arachnids is as alcohol is for humans

>>34238814
Same. I want to take the biggest mino and spoil her rotten.
I want her to be as happy as possible.

>>34238946
So do Shogs. It's a chaos specialty.

>>34239107
Why stop when I've only started?
>Rub her clit more aggressively whenever I see another girl I find hot, making sure to tell her what I'd do to that girl
>Ask her if there's anything she'd like to watch me do
>Start fingering her when she responds

>>34239092
Khepri are pretty underrated. They're in that weird spot where KC drew them petite but not as lolis and they're a non-powerfag ruler species while also being designated for a one-species harem as well. To be honest I'd prefer one khepri or if a harem then 1-2 khepris with a few other Egyptian themed monsters

I think unlike bicorns and nuris a khepri harem is optional but still extremely common due to how they function.

>>34239124
Rather have a short mino and a big holst

>>34239174
One Khepri trying her hardest to turn you into a pharaoh without any help.

hoow depraved can a sabbaths black mass get?
handholding
petting baphos head
blowing rasperries on her tummy
reading bedtime stories
putting the lolis to bed early

>>34239174
>petite, but not loli
>non-powerfag ruler
>one species harem
Ironically, all reasons why Khepri are among my favorites.

>>34239236
>blowing rasperries on her tummy
Far too lewd, you're going to sabbath horny jail.
Where you'll be forced to do unspeakable things like kissing and cuddling with new sabbath members

>>34236839
Auntie Yuki starts heavy blizzards for travelers, but instead of leading them to her remote cabin she brings them to her ice cream parlor in the middle of Winterstown. There's always an open seat at the bar for weary travelers, and dozens of ice cream flavors to choose from!

>>34239229
That's an awe-inspiring show of dedication and love.
God, you guys are making me like khepris and I'm a pharoah lover
>>34239261
Good anon. None of those are bad things of course

>>34239057
>>34239119
Caffeine is more like crack to real life spiders.

>>34238814
I think that's how love works, maybe.

You've pissed Her off, anon.

>>34239510
how well would she react to being told to calm down?

>>34239229
>Sole Khepri meets a man who wants a large harem and massive empire
>The two travel the desert, searching for other lonely Khepri to add to their family, and more territory for their eventual kingdom
>While the verdant demonic energy from their love for one another, their ideal kingdom, and their future subjects leaves a trail of grass and flowers connecting all the ruins they find

>>34236427
tummies > pussies

>>34236127

>>34239510
Yeah that's right I don't like grape flavoring. I prefer cherry.

>>34239507
>Each of you just wants to make the other happy
Yeah that makes sense. Reminds me of that long spoon analogy about Heaven and Hell

>>34239571
covered tummies!

I like demon princesses

>>34239510
All I said was that the pharaoh has a nice pair of thighs!

>>34239510
>>34239535
>anon gets Isekai'd and gets the power of life magic
>However he got dropped into a wilderness and has no idea how to control his magical ability
>Can't want for food and water from his gift so he wanders
>Walks into the desert and figures he'll test his abilities by doing a little sprucing up
>Local Pharaoh, Apophis, and Khepris wake to lush, verdant jungle on their doorstep that stretches for miles into the distance
What a mess!

>>34239587
They all look the same.

>>34239785
I mean, they all have the same parents

>>34239785
>>34239803
maybe if we had busts instead of just heads they would stand out

Revolver Ocelomeh is next after ushi oni commando is done, which outfit from MGS do ya want her to have?

>>34239587
I like the ones made by KC not the OC whores

>>34239860
You do you.
I like the canon lore about lilims and the OC ones over the baphomets honetsly.

>>34237666
>>34237761
>You, you!
>Give me warm! Give me hard!

I'm not the only one who'd choose a plain Jane succubus over one of those prissy lilim princesses, right?

Okay, so if I put a ushi-oni seal over a hellhound's eye, will her urge to violently breed a man be doused?

>>34239587
I like to bully demon princesses

>>34239909
I want a dorky, awkward, small-breasted succ. She'd be way hotter than any Lim.

>>34239819
>Selene
More overwhelming might when?

>>34239637
I'd be strongly tempted to abuse my powers to ambush unsuspecting Khepris with vine bondage.
How much plant magic for the sake of harem mamono sex would need to occur before I cause a Tentacle to form as my "familiar"?

Sunbathing on the roof to get the harpies exited!
Getting divebombed by the normally stoic hawk harpy when she just cant take it anymore!

>>34240058
thats why you get harpy proof netting

>>34240058
How do I draw in the awkward, nerdy crow tengu who specializes in time magic and age manipulation?

>>34240075
True, it's instant harpy bondage when one tries to make a swoop on you.

If I can make a wurm heart-pupil just by telling her to, does that mean with a flute I can them dance to a tune?

>>34239616
>You're right, Anon. I was overreacting
>Here, I brought you a present. My way of saying sorry

>>34240089
Leave a deck of tarot cards nearby showing 21 on the top

>>34239024
Anons who asks silly questions gets tied up

>>34240180
That pharaoh is really cute and deserves saving.

https://exhentai.org/g/1873258/cb27ba435d/
What kind of monster girls would enjoy this?
Hard mode: no Satyros.

Lust for old foxes.

What kind of mamono would use magic to do something like this by transforming a guy into the creature?
https://nhentai.net/g/282618/

>>34240361
I lust for all foxes

34240372
leave this land faggot and never return

>>34240361
I do lust for old monsters but just not foxes tho

>>34240361
It’s not just foxes, every old MG deserves to be lusted over!
>old foxes
>old dragons
>old centaurs
>old mermaids
>old elves
>old wolfgirls
Just to name a few; they all need our love guys!

>>34240361
No. The only foxes I want are tiny, young kitsune-bi and kitsune-tsuki.

>>34240372
>nvirus

Remember that a same species harem allows you to enjoy multiple bodytypes of the same species.
Some like large mice or Kephris may even enjoy being giving that 'role'

>>34240454
Embrace old foxes anon. They are your destiny.

What do I win if I beat a vampirate at a game of liars dice?

>>34240539
You get to use the cat-o-nine tonight

>>34240539
Her virginity.
Or her daughters if she's married.

>>34240539
You have to help her hunt down lizard trinkets.

>>34240539
You get to plunder that booty

>>34240539
She looks cute. I'd be willing to be her bloodbag boytoy.

>>34240582
>Flips between Deredere, yan, and Tsundere

>>34236127

>>34240574
>Pirate Dhampir daughterus
That sounds like a handful

>>34240626
she is gonna regret this, mark my words

>Come ooooooon Anon~, just untie the ropes and take the papers off, you can trust me!

>>34240669
I dunno, the last time I did that with some bound cow and her tits just grew in size.

>>34240658
They are.
Lots of swashbuckling before bed.

>>34240669
I can cut the ropes, but the seals state that only true love can break the curse.

What sort of man would ever go to an Atlach-nacha strip club? What's the appeal of being verbally abused while she strips? I don't get it.

>>34240669
Around a sneaky fox, never take out your cox.

>>34240710
I'm not sure, but now that you've implanted the idea in my mind, I'll have to go see for myself.

>>34240669
Okay what's the worst thing that could happen?

>>34240669
Sorry ma'am, I only go for foxes with real fluff.

>>34240669
I'd do it, but I'm leaving the ones cover her sensitive areas for last.

>>34240669
What, I'll do it right away. The nerve of some people, she is just some old hag, she can't do anything bad.

>>34240710
>>34240745
Tell the Tanukis that I’ve got a great idea; a tsundere only strip club! The dancers will look down on you like trash while you make it rain on them, the waitresses and bartenders always have a snappy comeback to whatever drink you order, and the bouncers definitely don’t want to get their hands dirty from trash like you.

>>34240769
>at 7/11
>cashier is a fox
>she looks mightily upset about something
>evil vibes from across the store
>scared to put your drink and candy bar on the counter
>ding dong sound of the door opening
>it's some guy holding a lunchbox
>instantly her expression brightens up
>"Here sweetie, you forgot your lunch at home!"

>>34236486
>zombie waifu
Disgusting. She can't even get pregnant.

>>34239832
MGS3 Revolver Ocelomeh

>>34240515
Nah, you guys can have the old hags. I want the petite, young, spectral mofu.

>>34240824
>Furthermore, although they appear to be reanimated corpses, if their womb was originally intact, or an individual has received a large amount of spirit energy, resulting in the restoration of her womb, then it's even possible for them to have children. In that case, the children born will also be zombies. According to one theory, it is said that zombies aren't human corpses reanimated by demonic energy. Instead, they're human corpses that have changed into a living race called zombies.

>>34240824
You're just not trying hard enough

>>34240842
ok

>>34240512
Two of my most common MGE fantasies are an all-Khepri harem and an all-Trumpart harem.

>>34240028
I want to see what she does to Alexa

>>34240888
Khepris are understated, top tier girls.
Trumparts are good gals as well.
A 'royal flush' of bodyguards.

When will she be defeated?

>>34240936
Not just bodyguards - Clubs are maximum comfy supermages, Diamonds specifically justify any degenerate fantasies I can think of, and Hearts are the perfect hyper-romantic, hypersexual, PDA exhibitionists!

But yeah, Khepri are horribly underrated. They appeal to me on nearly every level possible - their form, their abilities, their goal for their husband, their natural proclivity for sister-wife harems - it's just so amazing. They're just so amazing.

>>34240710
>Go to the Atlach Nacha strip club
>Get paired with my designated nacho
>She comes over and starts her striptease while swearing and berating me
>Its all very strange
>Suddenly pull her into a straddling position on my lap
>Pull her bra up and begin administrating her nipples with my fingers and teasing her pink areola with my tongue and teeth
>She's calling me a rapist through gritted teeth while putting no force into her attempts to push my head away
>Scarlet cheeked Atlach Nacha is still trying to insult me through gasping breaths while grinding against my crotch
>One last breast nibble before I sling her over my shoulder like a caveman and walk to the exit while her coworkers congratulate her and gossip loudly about how hard she's going to get fucked
>She starts hitting my back and trying to get mouth into a biting position at my neck so I begin molesting her pussy with my other hand to shut her up until we can get to the xtra large room I booked at the love hotel across the street
Plot twist they were a married couple doing roleplay the entire time

>>34241001
So then what are Spades?

>>34241025
The most prone to physical activity. Warrior class.

>Most "spade" soldiers have active personalities and enjoy moving their bodies. They take men to various places around Wonderland, and, with their excessive energy, they enjoy having sex with men just as if they were enjoying exercise. Most of them simply excel as warriors with high physical abilities, and their strength has been further enhanced by the queen, so their average fighting abilities are the highest.

>>34241025
Spades are natural bodyguards with their supernaturally augmented strength, which is why I didn't bother describing them further, as you had already mentioned that role. However, given the core strength of Trumparts is their magic, I headcanon that Spades are actually masters of buffing magic, whether consciously or not.

>>34240512
>Remember that a same species harem allows you to enjoy multiple bodytypes of the same species.
You can do that monogamously too. Just marry a loli

>>34241025
The only thing you see
You know it's gonna be
The Ace of Spades
The Ace of Spades

>>34241120
Yes but she can't be a tall, big titty oneesan, small loli, and shortstack all at the same time.

Unless its a Queen Slime.

I just want a CC MG who talks like Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny. Is that too much to ask for?

>>34241016
I wish there were more Atlach-Nacha stories, even simple slice of life stuff would be nice. It's a shame their profile personality can be so off-putting to people.

>>34241213
I have no desire to even try writing a Nacha, but I hope someone else does, for your sake.

>>34241153
The Ace of Spades is just straight up broken.

>>34241370
Little known fact.
She likes to do maid cosplay to change things up.

>>34241297
I think you would just need to have them say the opposite of what a normal monster would and emphasize their actions and tone a lot more. You could even have the post-sex clarity where she's super sweet and tells her husband she doesn't mean the things she says and he shushes her and tells her he knows and he likes that part of her too

>>34241488
I get that, but I'm not confident in my writing skills enough to convincingly write romance involving one of my least-favorite personality types.

I wanna marry a foreign holst

Now introducing the 5th member of the powerhouse Boy Stealers, and up-and-comer, Rafflesia! At a premium position, she excels, using her combination of undead strength and spectral claws to be a real two-way threat for the team. She's become something of a fashion celebrity amongst the undead, largely due to her carefree personality and penchant for sexy underwear. She frequently claims that it's too hot out, taking the opportunity to strip down out of her jersey and flaunt today's underwear choice. Is she just an exhibitionist? Is she doing it for a special someone out there? We may never know. What we do know, however, is the massive amount of money she rakes in from sponsorships to wear their brands, as she has a massive influence on the undead market.
>Fun Fact: She uses her spectral claws in place of a mitt, as they give her a lot more reach and control defensively. Who she drains to keep them robust is a mystery, however after losses she always comes back to practice "not upset at all", with incredibly concentrated claws..

>>34241497
Yeah I agree, getting emotion out in actions and tone through writing alone is fairly difficult when it isn't the main aspect of a character. I suppose it may be possible to have a toned down Atlach that acts really yan and passive aggressive but calms down when the venoms out of her system
>Anons about to walk out the door when his Atlach Nacha wife stops him
>"Where are you going, why are you going out? You don't need to go out we have everything you need right here."
>"Ah, ah, ah, no 'buts' I won't have some skank ogling you or worse so come back in here right now"
>After getting dicked down she's clinging to anons arm and giggling like a schoolgirl while they shop for groceries

>>34241536
>ywn be baseball wight's stress ball that she takes her all of her frustrations out on

Good stuff man.

>>34241536
Ah, just what I was waiting for

>>34241213
>It's a shame their profile personality can be so off-putting to people.
It's probably less the "bitchy tsundere loli nudist" -part, and more the chaos girl and transformation gimmick.

>>34241662
For me, the only issue is "bitchy tsundere".

>>34241571
>be you
>sitting at home watching your lover on TV
>she blows a kiss to the camera just for you
>she strips out of her jersey into her lacey lingerie
>it's the exact type she knows you love
>game goes on, she narrowly loses
>camera pans to her in the dugout crushing a water bottle
>gulp
>go to the drawer where you keep your pelvis and energy supplements
>it's going to be a long night

>>34241662
If all you want is a tsundere any girl could have the personality. Monster girls are individuals.

>>34241581
She was too. Rumor has it, her time in the minors was a major drag.
>I've been alive for who knows how long at this point
>Why does a couple years feel like an eternity?

>>34241153
im more partial to the queen of spades

>>34236127
Did somebody say mofu?

>>34241763
No. We’re talking about Christmas Cakes.

Beware of Joker card Trumparts.

>anon is declared the Pharaoh's Food taster and Cupbearer
>she actually does have magic for detecting poison but she likes having an excuse to share indirect kisses with anon every day

>>34241803
Does she have to feed it to e though?

>>34241797

>Been sick with flu symptoms for five fucking months
>Keep dreaming about Grelia performing a rite to isekai me into one of her clinics
>An Angel, a Houri, a Witch, and a Familiar - all members of her Sabbath - take care of me
>Even though the magic was able to cure whatever is going on immediately, they keep me in my room "to help make sure recovery is complete"
>The Houri cuddles me and offers me "relief" regularly, but I'm too awkward to say anything
>The Angel berates her for it, but blushes nonetheless, and offers to keep me company
>We talk regularly
>Sometimes she gets into my hospital bed with me and leans against my shoulder, while giving me a nice, downy wing-hug
>The Familiar brings me nutritionally enchanted teas and snacks, and whispers things to the Angel and Houri
>The Witch takes notes and reports to Grelia regularly
>When the other three girls aren't in the room, the Witch lets me know that she knows I'm a lolicon, and asks me what kind of lewd fantasies I have regarding her friends
>We talk about it, she takes notes for Grelia, and occasionally watch each other masturbate, before she cleans everything up before her friends return
>Last time I had the dream, the Witch let me know that Grelia recommended a Dark Angel from Kuroferuru's Sabbath be transfered to my room
>And that I need just say the word, and she'll convert the hospital room to a bedroom and welcome me as her onii-chan
>Never get further than this when I dream at night, but extend the scenario in different ways when I inevitably daydream about it

>>34236839
Very

>>34241797
You'll never see her cumming.

>>34241879
>>Been sick with flu symptoms for five fucking months
RIP anon
Didn't know corona chan causes hallucinations
At least you will isekai directly to mge after you croak

>>34236839
Can I have a hip teen Khepri with a coffee shop instead?

1+1=3, I'm correct

>>34240361
I've got Cake fever bros...

>>34242027
If we let 3 be a variable equal to 2, or 1 be a variable equal to 1.5, sure.

>>34241997
I know it's not Covid. Every time I go to a doctor, they test me for Covid, and then basically kick me out because I don't have the disease they care about.

>>34236594
Yes please!
>You will never be a young hero and have Druella defeat you with her thighs.

>>34241536
I almost sputtered when I saw her shirtless. Cute bra!

Should I accept a job offer from a dark elf businesswoman? She seems pretty serious.

>>34241888
Icegirls wearing swimsuits in the middle of snow is pretty cool.

>>34242203
It's downright cold

Teaching a Centaur to butt chug!

Buriedbornes has warmed me up to the idea of a Dragon Zombie.

>>34241888
What lines does one use to hit on the Yuki that runs the ice cream shop?
Are ice puns too gauche?

>>34242010
Yeah but it's in Winterstown so you have to keep her warm

Tell your local paladin chan she is beautiful the way she is and she doesn't need to monsterize

>>34242352
No

>>34242352
I'll tell a demon on her

Humanity is prey

>>34242346
Can do, gladly. Would she rather I have a blanket heap to snuggle with her behind the counter, keep her hot and lewd and on the brink of orgasm until we get home, study fire magic and/or covenant an Ignis to keep us warm and enable threesomes and yuri fun, or some combination of the above?

>>34242182
>been working at McNukis for the past month
>delf business woman comes in every morning to get coffee
>she's nice and all, really likes it when I bring the coffee out to her with the sugar and cream she likes in it
>always has a slightly sinister, wanting look in her eyes when I serve her
>one day she offers to be her personal coffee server
>claims to pay me handsomely and allow me to live at her place with her
>says work will be a little more... involved.. however
>she's getting upset by my indecision
>tell her I'll have to think on it, will give her a concrete answer tomorrow

>>34242121
>anon sees her bra
>mentions to himself that it's cute
>every undead around anon starts to wear that same bra and "casually" show it off

>>34242352
No point, my opinions have no value to her.

>>34241536
>thong visible outside skirt
it's always the little things

>>34242440
She is probably pretty chill for a dark elf when at home.
Still a dark elf though so prepare for the demon silver whip

Thank you Latenight for being around and also for getting me into Wurms

I want to see a "deviant" Dark Elf, who aggressively begs her husband/boyfriend/crush to dominate her, beat her, degrade her, etc.

>>34241536
>she has a massive influence on the undead market
All I’m imagining is The Sandlot, but with a bunch of Zombie girls all wearing her jersey while playing.

>>34240847
Exceptional taste

>>34242642
>you're killing me smalls
>you're already dead
>oh yeah

>>34242657
>literal embodiment of fluffiness and primal sexuality
>can phase through you, so she can tackle you from behind, cuddle you, fall through you, and already be ready for you to grab her mofu and plow her
>perfect petite portrayal of the pinnacle of pubescent purity and perversion

>>34240361
Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoSr3SsoQs8

>>34242821
What happens if you call a CC Kitsune a "Foxy Mama" ?

>>34242861
>you can make me a mama

>>34242861
When we say "CC", are we talking about Christmas Cakes or Cock Carousels?

>>34242901
You might be a newfag if...

Weak to evil demons!

Cat is sade ;_;

>>34242907
I'm sorry, Cheshire-chan, but you fell for my bait.

>>34242901
Lurk a minimum of 1 month or read both encyclopedias cover to cover before posting around here friend before you say it, yes it isn't an exclusively MGE thread per say but you always assume that's what's being discussed unless stated otherwise

>>34242916
noooo
stop be sade
be happe

>>34242901
The only "CC" I need is cat cunny

>>34242861
Wetter than a slip and slide, she might scold you for ruining her nice pillow she's sitting on, though she knows a way you can make it up to her.

>>34242915
she looks like she's weak to handholding

All right, time to pose the question. What's the ideal number of tails for a kitsune? Tailets need not answer.

>>34242944
She wants me to wash the pillow?

>>34242928
Lewd maids cheering up their recluse bookworm mastah

>>34242928
Made for being bent over the table she was polishing.

>>34242928
Oh no my major weakness, a big toothy grin.

>>34242928
Gotta love a girl with a winning smile

>>34242951
I guess we both are

>>34242928
>sounds great, I was hoping you'd offer
>she comes in the bedroom wearing a sexy meido lingerie
>she looks confused when she sees me with the old maid cards and snacks set up

>>34242916
such chonkiness...
my urge to squeeze is uncontrollable...

>>34242967
For a kitsune-bi? Nine.
For a kitsune-tsuki? One normally, but more tails manifest the hornier she is.

What is the appropriate response to a CC telling you, "you wouldn't like an old lady like me"?

>>34243059
Depends on your tastes. If you're into CCs, something along the lines of "You might be pleasantly surprised" could work. If you're like me, and prefer younger girls, simply agree and leave.

>>34242335
>Girl you're thicker than cookie dough ice cream

>>34239303
>sudden blizzard leads me into the ice cream shop
>Yuki confused when I try to explain to her that I genuinely don't like ice cream

>>34243059
"You're right, I wouldn't like on old lady like you. I would love an old lady like you."

>>34239303
>you got shoggy flavor?

arf~

>>34243059
>I love all my maids

do spray bottles work at all for repelling Jinkos or do you need something like a fire hose?

>>34243230
I want to see that puppi cunni drip through her scanty clothes!

>>34243059
words won't work, that situation requires action.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30666593

Angel thing. Well, maybe she's got a little valkyrie in her, but mostly angel. This one's a bit longer, too.

Thanks to the anon from like last year that suggested playing "Heaven is a Place on Earth" for an angel. I wish I could take credit for that idea...

>>34243267
spray bottle is all you need to keep those pesky woman in line

>>34242352
I'm going to ask paladin-chan to protect me from the creepy monster that's been stalking me!

>>34243267
grab a pickle and leave it near her when she is asleep

N.Y.P-aladin, freeze! We've received reports of monsters in this thread making untoward advances on helpless men. I want all your hands in the air, and tails too if you have 'em!

>>34243284
Righto, I’ll get to reading

>>34243103
>>34243283
Both of these seem like the right answers

>>34243374
like thissssss officer?

>>34243374
Nah, hippity hoppity get the fuck off my property

>Shoggy gets lonely when Mastah goes to work for the day
>It's ok, Mastah is bringing pizza rolls home today
>I'm so excited

>>34243374
Wait, there are monsters in this thread? Can you send one of them to my house?

>>34243388
Drop the fuckin' weapons right now or I'll give you a taste of my baton!

>>34237666
Very nice! That pic just made my week

>>34243417
Don't call my modest breasts weapons just because you're a flatty kek

>>34243407
>>Shoggy gets lonely when Mastah goes to work for the day
That must feel like an eternity to her. Gonna reward the meido!

>>34243407
>not making mastah shog clothes
shoggy gotta step it up

>>34243407
>Imagine still needing to work when you have a Shog

>>34243407
I'm going to have sex with Shog all day instead of going to work.

>>34243484
>Silly Mastah, why are you having Pizza for lunch if you know your dear maid will be getting you pizza for dinner?

>>34243284
Nice, she was cute

>>34243284
good stuff, wasnt sure what to expect from an angel story but it was really nice. I liked the throwback to the tentacle story.

>>34243284
Cute bitchy angel!

>>34241213
Funny you mention that, I had one in the works a few years ago before life hit me. It was at like 42k words.

Dumb Cheshire got her OnlyNyans leaked: https://i.imgur.com/XlwcVLj.png

>>34243896
What a coincidence, I also enjoy unprotected missionary.

>>34243896
what kind of cuck would simp for a taken woman? I don't think this Cheshire thought her actions through.

>>34243966
>He doesn't know OnlyNyans is 90% funded by lonely old chuffers

>>34243930
I bet you love holding hands too, you slut.

>>34243966
>Implying it's men watching her stream and not lonely cots and future alps wishing they were her

>>34243979
What happens I open one for them?

>>34243979
...I mean, if they want someone I could just post an address.

>>34243966
If I was single and wanted to jerk off to a cheshire getting fucked I'd consider it. Not much different from subbing to kc's patreon.

>>34243896
>I bet he won't animate it

>>34243979
Time to sent a dick pic on 4monster with an address with the caption for lonely old chuffers written on it

>>34243979
>lonely old chuffers
Why would they fund it and where do I find them?

>>34243896
I despise only fans but I will forgive it's use in a meme.

>>34236220
You get a very happy hebi because she got a husband that understands her feelings

A lilim hug would be nice

>>34237057
I'm sure yans want the best for their partner. They'll probably want to be productive and agree to do shrine tasks while always holding hands together

>>34243966
rich bicorns

>>34244081
Just watch the vids ripped from the site and posted on other sites, bro.

>>34236925
My ears are my biggest weakness. She doesn't even have to lick and nibble it. Even just her playing it with her fingers would make me shudder

>>34243531
>Imagine needing to eat when you have a Shog

>>34243896
>>34244097
What would OnlyYans be like?

>>34244177
Nah I don't want to watch that shit even if its free.

>>34244177
I dunno when it happened, but 3d porn disgusts me.

>>34243896
I'm sorry, anons, but just this once... I must simp.

>>34243966
Happens more often than you think and it would happen even more with monster girls.

>>34244358
Do you think monstergirls would feel bad for their simps?

>>34244366
I don't see why they would. The simps would get the porn they asked for.

>>34243896
I knew Cheshire Cat looked very much like an e-girl the moment I laid eyes on her.

>>34244240
>Pic
I assume it would not be uncommon for mentally unwell people to end up in Wonderland. Probably good therapy.

>>34244366
>>34244358
This is a job for Doppelgangers.

isnt thjere like a dc villain called xheshire?

>>34244240
why yes, It seems to have made my dick hard when I see you

>>34244237
You only get to subscribe to one girl.
She gets access to all your cameras and devices

>>34244412
>Doppleganger who does a deep con job of acting like your favorite OnlyMonsters star, story follows (you) slowly follows you falling for (her) instead
write it

>>34237666
>Black harpies are the best harpies!
But thunderbirds are better because Electricity damage is super effective against Flying types!

>>34241536
>high draft choice
someone really needs to tell the GC Greenworms that they don't HAVE to draft a greenworm every time

>>34244397
belle delphine cheshire

>>34238555
hiding under the hood

>>34244452
>thunderbird
>4x weakness to stealth rock
Looks flashy but gets KO'd if a gnome so much as looks at her.

>>34244532
elec types are not weak against rock type moves
flying electricity types only have a 2x weakness to rock and ice, so your options are limited
And this is why thunderbird is strongest bird

>>34244590
Flying electric is a bullshit typing.

>>34243896
Where's the cheshire feet pics? I'm only subbing to onlynyans if there's feet pics

>Be me at the gym, getting changed to work out
>In comes an alp, dressed in leather BDSM wear
>Tell her You've got the wrong door, the leather club is two blocks down
>She tells me "fuck you"
>Respond Fuck you, leatherman and get up
>walk towards her and tell we should settle right in the ring cause we men
>as i walk awake to strip down, I tell her to take off the Jabroni ass Outift
>I showed her who was the boss of this gym
And nine months later, you popped out mommy's vagina, son

>>34244624
HOW DO THEY FIT IN THOSE LITTLE SHOES?

I want to be the communal husband of an entire village of beeg onis.

>>34244427
That sounds really hot.

>>34244727
There's magic to turn a lamia tail into human legs anon, I don't have to explain shit

god i want cheshire paws on my face

>Shortstack cheshire that sucks your dick and calls you boy

How to bully succs? I want to bully succs

>>34244892
That's a cute beret.

>>34244934
Learn to orgasm without ejaculation

>>34244934
make lewd puns and innuendos, and then when they play along act dumb like you don't understand

>>34244970
Did that once. I wouldn't recommend it.

>>34244892
>Long Red headed Cheshire
I have a mighty need to seed.

>>34244987
what went wrong?

>>34244992
so go breed