/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>34223485
Okay little one. Once upon a time there was a armadillo

>>34223788
The armadillo liked to visit with the birds and climb on power lines.

>>34223800
She also loves a good bowl of tasty noodles when she's not climbing!

Once upon a time there was a cute little loli vampire girl who just couldn't stop making big smelly messes in her Pichuuns constantly, much to the delight of /jp/.

>>34224591
>much to the delight of /jp/
No matter how much you try to force it, you're the only one who enjoys literal shit.
Please die.

Then everyone died. The end.

>>34223485
Once a upon a time there was a desperate Mima fan. He couldn't stand feeling it in his bones anymore, so he de-boned himself and somehow set himself ablaze. um... the end.

You see the lesson in this story. Is that Mima is never coming back.

>>34224591
Would you please fuck off.

>>34225194
Once he was deboned, he turned into a ghost and married Mima!

The actual end

>>34225270
No that's not how ended!

>>34223855
soon, the armadillo found a new friend

Fine... Once upon a time there was a slutty witch who brought random men to her library and had sex with them behind her vampire friend's back, the end. This is a true story.

>>34225868
That's not true at all, they're not random men, they're the men in her cell!

>>34225868
Those random men were exclusively me and me and also me taking the slutty witch's pussy virginity and pregnancy virginity

>>34223485
Once upon a time there was an old nazi waffen SS officer. Who was making his rounds to inspect certain households who were suspected of housing jews.

He was very old, at 98, and was a silver haired wolf.

He knocked on the door to have it opened by a young female wolf. "good evening ma'am." the old wolf said. "we've heard reports of sqeaking coming from your basement. We're here to do an inspection. "oh, there's no such thing here officer- the old wolf started sniffing into the air "I smell something" he said to himself, letting himself in he he kept on sniffing further and further into house. "I know this smell, it's a bunch, A BUNCH OF STINKY JEWS!!! RUFF! RUFFF! GRRRRRR!!!!" growled the old wolf, as he circled in on the basement trap door. He opened entrance down to the basement, where found a bunch of mice quivering in a corner. One seemed to be holding a diary "Anne Frank" the old wolf read on it's cover.

The old wolf then pulled out his 12 inch cock and looked the young rat straight into the eye. "you won't want to write about this in your diary, m.s franke."

and that's the story of how the janny that let's vtuber threads stay up on /jp/ was born.

>>34223485
https://discord
.gg/freezer

>>34225384
And she decided that she was going to teach her new friend how to climb power lines!

>>34226064
Does Remi know her friend is having sex with her food? I heard that vamps prefer virgins, so the fatty is completely spoiling Remimi's food supply.

>>34226377
But from the shadows someone plotted

>>34224591
Maybe if we laugh at it, it'll finally leave

>>34223485
Once there was an ugly vampire. She was so ugly that everyone died.
The end.

>>34227213
Little did our beloved friends know that they were about to get into big trouble!

>>34238247
no buli

>>34238247
What happens next?
I need to know, anon.

>>34224591
t-that would be horrible! h-haha

>>34238247
Eventually the Armadillo climbed up the powerlines waiting for her friend to come up!

>>34223485
Read her "the room is filled with the stench of bitches" pasta

>>34238436
However, her friend decided to stay on the ground! She knew something was strange...

>>34238436
>>34239456
The change in time made me think Okina just went up and left the armadillo all by itself! What a rollercoaster of events

>>34239456
Then suddenly, BOOM! An explosion sends them flying into the air!

>>34223800
I want to strip the rubber from an electrical line as a joke

>>34228800
The fact that he said that in a library makes it even more hilarious.

>>34239625
what happens next anon?

>>34246146
I was waiting for the other guy, but I'll add on tomorrow

>>34239625
Eventually the armadillo landed in a desert, alone. She became quite sad...

>>34224591
Much to the delight of everyone around the world, the diaperfaggot was executed!

>>34247164
But not too long after, she saw something in the distance!

>>34254311
She ran to it thinking it was her friend. But, it was a stranger!

>>34254502
But far from a problem that was, as our dear little armadillo was very good at making new friends!

>>34255782
What happened to the armadillo's shell?!?

>>34255782
and so, with newfound hope, they went to search for the armadillo's old friend

>>34256909
Eventually they reached a oasis. And the armadillos other friend was there swimming!

>>34257127
While the old friends were more than happy to be together again, our newest friend couldn't help but to worry about their situation. Escaping from the desert would be impossible! Unless...

>>34257284
The friends thought and thought and thought. Then they had a idea! Maybe they could fly out of the desert

>>34259190
please continue, really cute story, i hope there is not that much of bullies though, but i guess some of them are needed for intresting story.

>>34259232
Thank you. I don't have to many gyates of these 2hus so I can't make as many good pics as the other guy but I'll try

>>34259190
But, the armadillo couldn't fly! She tried and tried, but just couldn't do it!

>>34266451
The armadillo cried and cried but this caught the attention of someone nue

>>34269759
This nue person flew down and said she'd be willing to help the trio out and fly them out of the desert!

>>34266451
Can't they just you know pick her up? I'm she's just an armadillo not glyptodon.

>>34269847
Our nuest friend gifted the armadillo a very cool magic broom which allowed her to fly all by herself! With this, our great group of friends could finally get out of the desert, but where would they go?

>>34270720
They would go to some powerlines of course!

>>34271035
And so they did! With no problems getting out of the desert, our little armadillo and her dear friends found some nice, cozy powerlines, where they could have all the fun in the world.

>>34271208
And so, they had their fun playing as much as they wanted. Then when night came they had a big sleep over. The end.

Is Remi asleep yet?

>>34271665
Hopefully she is

>>34271450
Very cute story, anon

Best thread on the jay.

wholesome thread!

I could make another story. If anyone's interested

>>34226377
>>34238247
>>34238436
>>34239456
>>34254311
>>34255782
>>34256909
>>34266451
>>34271208
Thank you for your excellent work in editing and helping in the story

>>34272861
you too, I'd say we gave Remi an excellent bedtime story

>>34273239
Yes she's soundly asleep

Hey, anon...
You will read me a bedtime story too, won't you?

>>34274126
Hmm sure why not little bat. Once upon a time there was a very lucky cat

>>34275139
what happens next?

Good thread.
The Ojou-sama is pleased.

>>34271035
What happens if one of these need service? How would people get that high up? Looks really scary.

>>34275139
>>34275472
The cat loved to travel, especially going to New cities

>>34276716
But one day she traveled to a really dirty bad place

>>34223485
Have a good night fart, you goblin!

>>34280011
Imagine sneaking into sleeping Remi's room and smelling her night farts!

>>34224591
I love you dude, keep posting this

>>34256666
How have these devilish digits gone unappreciated for so long?

>>34276793
oh no, niggers!

>>34223485
Aruhi, there was a God named Shinki. She was totemo ronery, so she created a parallel dimension called Muh Kai. Then she decided to pack the place full of frilly lolis so she could have hot sex with them and fill them with her futa sperm. There was one musume she was very fond of, her namae was Arisu. She was such a kawaii rori-chan, one could not possibly look at her without their 5 foot futa dong inflating to max capacity. She smelled like shit and this was Shinki's fetish so she couldn't get near her without her fat cock tearing through her dress. But Shinki simply could not resist.
"Nani is anata doing?" Said Alice. Before Shinki could stutter a response from her watering sukebe mouth, her fat cock expanded violently. Arice-chan fucking screamed.
"Oh my kami-sama, totemo grande hebi-sama da ze!" She said, unknowingly sounding like the girl she would give her thoroughly used holes to in a series of popular Windows games.
The totemo grande hebi-sama was already dripping with pre-cum. Shinki teleported up to Alis and hoisted her up on top of the base of her veiny wang. She took a deep, ravenous whiff of Alice-chan's ass crack and jizzed instantly. The force of her muscles contracting made her boner jump upwards, shooting Alice into the sky. Shinki fell on her back, and her hot semen continued to spew upwards with the force of 7 megatons of Indian elephants. It hit Alice, and the force was obviously enough to propel her into orbit, where the spunk she was encased in froze almost instantly.
Alice never returned to Earth. She became half-jizz, half-lesbian and floated forever through space. And though she wished for death, she was unable to die. So eventually, she stopped thinking.

I fucking love all of you!
fuck meidos rangeban me from posting pic

>>34276793
Suddenly a scary someone jumped put!

>>34281983
Can't believe Kogasa lives in Detroit

>>34281983
The cat was absolutely shocked, I tell you!

>>34282613
It's where all the used umbrellas end up.

>>34281983
tanned cirno?

>>34281983
But I turned out, this scary someone wasn't so scary, but she did tell the cat something

>>34223485
Remi's face when I wipe her bum with a cold towelette

>>34223485
Not if I can help it.

>>34296725
Do not die die the Remi.

>>34224591
Poor Sakuya having to deal with that daily.

>>34287739
>It's where all the used umbrellas end up.
I thought they ended up at a recycling facility (not owned by Kogasa) or a garbage dump

>>34296725
Do not die die the Remi before she finishes the story

>>34309650
>a garbage dump
my point exactly

>>34314983
It's cost ineffective to ship garbage. You'd be better off dumping it into the pacific.

>>34294178
The umbrella let the cat go but told her some advice. Beware the Maiden!

>>34275813

>>34331496
that's adorable, anon!

>>34331510
I agree.
I might start posting the old Remilias I have. Whatever is left of them at least.

>>34223485
Im baby!

good night reimu

>>34363877
>reimu

>>34275813
Fake.
That is not Remilia.

>>34325935
but thinking she knew better than the umbrella, the cat paid her warning no mind

>>34223485
ok
>the cute little vampire was sleepy
>the vampire went to sleep
>the vampire rested in peace
FIN

>>34374487
0/10. Nothing happened.

>>34253679
Ironically enough, the OP remi looks to be youchien version, so she might actually wear one.

>>34390703
Remis of all ages wear Pichuuns (and need changing often).

>>34390753
Do /jp/ a favor and commit suicide.

>>34390753
I'm fairly certain a very tiny Remi would wear LliyPoko

>>34390879
Moony is another possibility; both are highly recommended by fairies.

>>34390918
What makes Moony different from LilyPoko? Thickness?

>>34391069
I think Moony is for bigger fairies like Dai-chan rather than smaller ones like Lily, so it's a better fit for containing an older toddler-aged Remi's little accidents.

>>34391172
I see, who produces Moony, though? If I recall correctly, LilyPoko is made by Eientei.

Burn in hell, literal shit eaters

>>34391571
>>34391172
>>34391069
>>34390918
>>34390879
>>34390753
Die

>>34404622
>>34404859
very rude

>>34223485
*reads her this*

>>34429457
Forgot to include this

>>34415705
You can die too.

Once there was a Frank Horrigan, he was out in the wastes when suddenly a gap opens up and is transported to the Gensokyo, where he wonders into the human village. He then says muties, and then he shot the whole place up, and Yukari said whoops wasnt my best idea. Uhh the end

>>34429465
Quite a peculiar book. What made you pick that one?

>>34415705
you can burn in hell diabetic turd eater

>>34223485
To-day I consider it a good omen that Destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-
Inn to be my birthplace, for that little town is situated just on the frontier
between those two German States, the reunion of which seems, at least to us of
the younger generation, a task to which we should devote our lives, and in the
pursuit of which every possible means should be employed.
German-Austria must be restored to the great German Fatherland, and
not on economic grounds. Even if the union were a matter of economic
indifference, and even if it were to be disadvantageous from the economic
standpoint, it still ought to take place. People of the same blood should be in
the same Reich.
The German people will have no right to engage in a colonial policy
until they have brought all their children together in one State. When the
territory of the Reich embraces all Germans and proves incapable of assuring
them a livelihood, only then can the moral right arise, from the need of the
people, to acquire foreign territory. The plough is then the sword, and the tears
of war will produce the daily bread for the generations to come.

>>34374131
Pls continue!

Once upon a time, ... and all lived happily ever after. The end.

>>34374131
Suddenly a maiden appeared in front of the cat!

>>34374487
Lol

Eh, I'm running out of sleeping Remis.

>>34484977
If Remi is Tom, who is Jerry?

>>34495553
Do it.

post original Remi

>>34223485
Once upon a time, there was a very hungry caterpillar. He was so hungry, all of the trees recognized his prowess and held yearly festivals in his name, where they would sacrifice 300-700 of their kin, depending on how hungry he was. Eventually, the caterpillar entered into a long slumber. He slept for millennia before waking up as something beautiful and terrible, incomprehensible to the minds of trees. They went mad when they saw their lord, swept into the abyss of insanity. And that is why trees don't talk or move.

hmm. what constitutes a bedtime story... I can't think of anything that would put anyone to sleep. Maybe I can start listing off all of the useless knowledge in my head since people never want to listen to it. That'll put Remi to sleep real~ fast.

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