/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Birthday girl

One of the best Musume's ever
wonder what she'll do next

crawl on the floor some more probably

>>3417725 here
was gonna post this

>>3417831
inclined to agree

I need some sleep after that madness
goodnight /jp/ calming dreams

4 sage posts in under 10 minutes?
Am I missing something here?

Nanchatte Renai 6th week update:
Weekly Rank: #?
Sales: 301
Total: 69,986

Someone go tell the wotas to buy a few more copies.

>>3417942
didn't want to re-bump, I'm guessing?

>>3418125
just 14 more....

one thing I miss about the old MM and old days in general is that the HD quality back then was several times better than the MACROBLOCK HELL that is on TV now (for the most part).

btw not an oldfag, but one that likes both the old and new musume

>>3417820
> Save the English language: http://www.anonta[removethis]lk.com/ICARE
I saw this posted on AT. Must be copypasta.

>>3418485

>>3418125

You care too much about the sales to say you don't.

70k in six weeks is poor, especially when compare to other contenders, but who am I trying to wise up?
You are so entrenched in your delusions that you won't still hear a word against your "national idols" even if they were just one excuse away from performing in a mall, like they aren't all headed for anyway, so enjoy living in denial.

>>3419263
smugface.jpg

>>3417823
> Save the English language: http://www.anon[removethis]talk.com/ICARE
I saw this earlier today on here...

>>3419263
Yeah... well... your MOM cares to much about sales and is living in denial! Yeah, what now?

>>3419553
WHOA

>>3419553

Your momma is so fat that her ass has its own congressman.

>>3419553
The H!O is strong in you, young newfag.

>>3418468
>btw not an oldfag, but one that likes both the old and new musume
I thought they had improved just recently, this is not so good? And are you taking snapshots from a stream?

>>3419634
>>3419553
Uggh, get this low level shit the fuck out of here.

Also
Happy 24th birthday Maki!

Mini translation of Mag. Vol. 26 via
http://od-radio.blogspot.com/2009/09/morning-musume-dvd-magazine-vol26.html

No news on Maki's weekly numbers...
I'm guessing somewhere between 4k & 5k

>>3419795
Woop, scratch that, found it in different thread

26　**5,630　2009/09/16 後藤真希「SWEET BLACK」

Waifu trailer

Happy birthday to waifu. Stay gold and all that.
Nice to hear that everybody's favorite japanese music mogul went and spread his voice out over the aether telling magazines and whatnot to shut up about her career and that her real solo LP is not in jeopardy or anything like that.

Good news.

>>3419821

>5,630

So weak~

>>3419947
>favorite japanese music mogul went and spread his voice out over the aether telling magazines
Source? I wonder what her solo release would sound like on Avex.

>>3420132
Not necessarily, if you look at some of the recent side group releases from H!P such as Hangry & Angry and Gatas.

*9位　08/11/19　*60位　*1週　*2週　**2,072　**3,988　1.92　hANGRY & ANGRY「Kill Me Kiss Me」

Howevere, Maki's last H!P release just around 2 years ago.
**位　07/09/19　*18位　*1週　*3週　*11,727　*14,996　1.27　後藤真希「How to use SEXY」

Considering it is a mini-album featuring Maki and a lot of music was ehhh not really traditional Maki its not that awful.

>>3420136
Some radio show Max did awhile back, they got on the topic of Maki. He talks like Takashi Miike or something, laid back motherfucker.
Homeboy over at Gocchin.com has the show and some somewhat shoddy yet perfectly understandable translation up.

Also:
I: During the last a-nation…
hmm, I saw her at the Nagoya concerts.
I was really surpised to see her all grown up.
There’s not a trace of her previous image.

M: Yes, why? Because it will be problematic if that’s not the case.

Oh, Max, you card. Sticking it to the wotas.

>>3420221
Oh interesting, well I hope this guy's confidence will translate into something interesting from Maki. I'd say try all sorts of different musical styles.

Go away, ugly 3D girls thread.

>>3420180

>2 years ago

LOL, see where the problem lies? I'm afraid some of you, in particular the most stubborn ones, will never learn that the H!P of two years ago isn't the same as today's H!P (Not that either are in good condition anyways. In fact, they are both up as shit creek.), nor will you realize that MM fans don't carry over when an idol moves to another agency. All they care about is prolonging the agony of their favorite shitty group.
Also, don't even mention H&M: they are hipster shlock who pretend to be appealing to the mainstream corwd when they just come from an obscure, nearly forgotten agency who barely has any grip on the niche genre they cornered eons back.

>>3420180

>2 years ago

LOL, see where the problem lies? I'm afraid some of you, in particular the most stubborn ones, will never learn that the H!P of two years ago isn't the same as today's H!P (Not that either are in good condition anyways. In fact, they are both up as shit creek.), nor will you realize that MM fans don't carry over when an idol moves to another agency. All they care about is prolonging the agony of their favorite shitty group.
Also, don't even mention H&M: they are hipster shlock who pretend to be appealing to the mainstream corwd when they just come from an obscure, nearly forgotten agency who barely has any grip on the niche genre they used to corner eons back.

>>3417823
> Save the English language: http://www.anon[removethis]talk.com/ICARE
I came buckets... NOT!

>>3420302
Still mad about yesterday?
Anyways, yet another H!P is a shinking ship argument...fascinating.

there is an alternative...

>>3420364
herp derp
inb4 SNSD

>>3420318

Mad? Who's mad, apart from you?
And as for the argument, no, H!P isn't supposed to sink down fully, not just yet.
If they wanted they could have topped out five yers ago, but Tsunku and the management leaned toward devising a con game to keep profiting off these extremely straitened times, even at the cost of hamstringing any hope of their "idols" to get involved in anything that would come in useful to their empty resume if necessary.
All they needed is constantly terrorize shitless the few fans left by the prospect of MM being on the threshold of disbanding, so that they would bleed themselves dry to buy as many batch of CDs as possible.
Rinse and repeat it for every new release and you have the ingredients for their "winning" marketing strategy, at least until someone will smell a rat.

>>3420318

Mad? Who's mad, apart from you?
And as for the argument, no, H!P isn't supposed to sink down fully, not just yet.
If they wanted they could have topped out five yers ago, but Tsunku and the management leaned toward devising something to keep them profiting off these extremely straitened times, even at the cost of hamstringing any hope of their "idols" to get involved in anything that would come in useful to their empty resume if necessary.
All they needed was coming up with a con game that would prey on the gullibleness of their few fans left: by constantly terrorizing them shitless with the prospect of MM being on the threshold of disbanding, they would bleed themselves dry to buy as many batch of CDs as they can in an effort to keep the agency alive.
Rinse and repeat it for every new release and you have the ingredients for their "winning" marketing strategy, at least until someone will smell a rat.

>>3420394

And if at the end of this post you are asking yourself "so this means that they are still popular and well known, right?", I have some sad news for the most delusional of you: since the near totality of the drabs in H!P are uneard-of outside of the fan circles and the power that be will never attempt to promote them so as to keep this con game perfectly running, their sole mean of sustenance has shrunk to just those scared, blind wotas.

This thread is an eyesore. Fat wotas bickering with each other. Why not have sex with each other while you're at it.

>>3420442

I have to correct you, I fucked Ai Kago.

>>3420447
She's the right kind of girl MM should be.
"Ohh~~ she's seen mans before let's all boycott her D: D:"

MM wotas are just stupid: they are bing fed this false promise that if they all start buying their latest single en masse things will get better eventually and their idols will regain their luster, but has any positive change been seen so far? I for one haven't in years.
On top of that, I don't even get who they're supposed to woo by inflating sales. Is there anyone else apart from wotas who care about MM anymore?

Same shit applies to all the crummy photobooks they hack off. That the idol who gets to be the monthly top seller will be rewarded with more attention and promotions by the management is a rule that's written nowhere, just a figment of their imagination. But this won't stop them from doggedly buying three or more copies at once.

>>3420364

Kindly fuck off AKB faggot. AKB faggots are worse then Morning Musume new faggots.

It was the pandering to the wota that lead to the down fall of Hello Project. The day Hello Project kids came on board was the day Hello Project sold its soul.

MM wotas are just stupid: they are bing fed this false promise that if they all start buying their latest single en masse things will get better eventually and their idols will regain their luster, but has any positive change been seen so far? I for one haven't in years.
On top of that, I don't even get who they're supposed to wow by inflating sales. Is there anyone else apart from wotas who's oblivious to their trickeries and still cares about MM? When all is said and done, the only one being deceived by their actions are themselves.

Same shit applies to all the crummy photobooks they hack off. That the idol who gets to be the monthly top seller will be rewarded with more attention and promotions by the management is a rule that's written nowhere, just a figment of their imagination. But this won't stop them from doggedly buying three or more copies at once.

>>3417822
> Save the English language: http://www.anon[removethis]talk.com/ICARE
You probably should ask somewhere else.

>>3420502

Oh look, it's the troll trying to spark flamewars between different fandoms by jumping to the most convenient conclusion for him.

>It was the pandering to the wota that lead to the down fall of Hello Project.

This is different from my standpoint on the situation how...? They are pandering wotas starving for human contact so much they have basically become a wota-only club, for fuck's sake.

>>3420394
>>3420434
Wow how deep and enlightening, just make those your last posts in our threads. If you honestly believe that we are here on /jp/ talking about Musume because we are blindingly holding up a Japanese idol group so they our self esteem won't be hurt you are just fucking retarded.
You need to seriously fuck off with your anti Japanese industry feminist rant. And while a small minority may actually think in your hateful narrow minded way, that doesn't mean the exact same shit doesn't happen across the idol spectrum, including your faggot Arashi fangirls and Johnny's scum of the earth fans.
And if you think your group is so much more superior, start your own thread and rip on everyone you want in there instead of trolling ours.

>>3420447

No one is going to believe me, but I will say it anyways. I slept with Goto Maki. How fitting this is a Goto Maki thread and her birthday.

No seriously. About a year ago, when she came here to Las Vegas, I met her in the club. I had read somewhere that she was going to be in a certain club at a certain time, so I made good on that info and made it inside. It was a steep cover charge, but I made it. I searched for about 1 1/2 hours, then when I was walking around the back of the dance floor, I saw her taking a break on the side. It was really dark and the music was loud, but I knew it was her because of her nose shape and clothing. I have been learning Japanese for about 7 years, so I am near fluent. She was surprised that anyone there even spoke Japanese. I was beyond nervousness, but I forced myself to talk to her. she was really nice really. She looked kind of out of place, and she looked like she felt uncomfortable a bit or awkward. Above all else, I never let on that I knew who she was. For all she knew, I was just some guy.

Cutting a long story short, I bought her some hard alcohol shots(got virgin drinks for myself) and I invited her to my hotel room after she lost her good sense and some attempted dancing.

We had sex. It was amazing. The feeling, of seeing this star, this... person from the world of my dreams. I can not explain the feeling. I felt I was on top of the world with her and I could believe it. As for physically, she was really small framed and her body felt tight and strong. After we did it she slept a bit until someone called her cell(japanese people?). I had to help her out the door, and then I made sure she did not what room number I was and I even took a pic. (I am debating if I should post it, and I am aware of the shit storm it would cause if I did)

I smile, because I know no one would believe this anyways. I know things about Maki, that no one, or no many people do.

>>3420558

post the pics bro.

>>3420558
Reminds me of those dudes that came back from AX with that story about going on a date with some of the MM girls. Except you know, without the sex.

IIRC someone from /jp/ cleared that bullshit up. It was still a pretty funny story however.

>>3420558
>I am debating if I should post it, and I am aware of the shit storm it would cause if I did
HURR DURR

I don't think its that ridiculous of a story but doesn't mean shit without proof.

>>3420568

I don't know yet. I told this to about 3 other people I know and they all say never to post it online because the shit storm will follow me and I might cause a lot of trouble for myself and of course Maki. But one day I might not give a damn, and I will anyways. I live in LA btw. I have a Japanese girl friend now, and I even keep my Maki story a secret from her. Though, I am not afraid to post details of what happened.

Maki came to Las Vegas during that time she was learning to dance or something. I believe she was staying in LA for a few months, but I had no idea where she was staying. a few weeks before I heard she was going to be in Little Tokyo, and I went there but never saw her. I seriously thought that she was going to have a small army of body guards all around her. But nope, so when I did met her, I felt more courageous. to tell the truth, she is very much just acts a little normal Japanese girl from Tokyo when put into the American context.

>>3420583
To be honest, I don't really care that much about some random dude fucking Maki.
But if your scared of the supposed reaction, just post the picture, spoiler it, then delete it in a minute.

>>3420583

>>3420583
>>3420603
Shit I git submit too soon.

If you post a non-controversial pic that was clearly taken from a cell-phone that doesn't already exist on the INternet I'd consider that pretty good proof.

>>3420572

This is what happens when you come from an oversexed, attention-starved fandom. I pity you guys.
MM should hold more handshake events, maybe the percentage of pathetic faggots and debauched stalkers will drop considerably if they get to touch a real girl once in their lives.

>>3420608
How many cocks would you suck just to get close to an Arashi member?

>>3420613

How many would you to get into Aika's pants?

>>3420623
Now who is the sick one here, don't try to
act like an angel when you wouldn't hesitate to turn tricks to get what you want.

I for one will dearly miss Koharu.
Not having Koharu on Morning Musume lineup makes BOTH EYES fill with tears!
Ah the memories...
When I think of all the times Koharu gave me a chubby,
I feel filled with loathing toward the Empire of Japan because Koharu turned into a being of pure energy.

Nothing will EVER be the same, I tell you

nothing was ever the same after NAKAZAWA MAMA LEFT!

>>3420648
fascinating..

>>3420632

You didn't answer my question. Since you resorted to make an asinine "tu quoque" statement by making me out to be the actual sex-starved zombie in this thread, would YOU be so desperate as to suck Tsunku's cock to get into Aika's pants?

hi guys

>>3420711
So you expect civility considering the accusations you hurl around, a true feminist.
You'll be reported for trollin from now on, Arashi troll.

>>3420632

You didn't answer my question. Since you just seem to resort to asinine "tu quoque" statements by making me out to be what all MM fans actually are, would YOU be so desperate as to suck Tsunku's cock to get into Aika's pants?

>But this won't stop them from doggedly buying three or more copies at once.

buying multiple copies makes sense. you need one to read on the bus, another to cut up and scan and the last one to sell on YAJ when they stop printing it.

>>3420738

It's not that Morning Musume faggots aren't usually ronery, self-righteous virgins who seriously that emotionally invested to believe that importing their singles means a long distance relationship with their idols. The exception are so few that the margin of error in my guessing would be neglectable.

>>3420738

It's not that Morning Musume faggots aren't usually ronery, self-righteous virgins who are seriously that emotionally invested in their idols to believe that importing their singles means holding a long distance relationship with them. The exceptions are so rare that the margin of error in my guessing would be neglectable.

And how are you all today?

I just started that new subbed dvd mag (vol26)... It's pretty awesome so far

mommy yuuko doesnt like all the crap going on.

>>3420782
Please continue crying about an idol industry that has been around for decades...
Then continue to dictate what fans think and feel about their fanhood
Then insult their dignity by calling them insecure and incapable of human relationships.

Maybe you are the one who is sex starved?

did you not hear NAKAZAWA MAMA?!

>>3420826

As far as I know the only idol group to have a pornographic tape are Morning Musume. Speaks volumes about how the fans as well as the management feels about them, don't you think?

nakazawa is sad

>>3420843
Wait what? When did anyone in Morning Musume ever do porn?

The only person I can think of who has ever went from being in an idol group to doing porn was a girl from Onyanko Club in the 80s, and even then it was just a nude photobook thing.

Also, did Koharu graduate? I don't keep up with this stuff anymore.

>>3420873

I'm not talking about AV, I'm talking about stalker porn that the management taped unbeknownst to her so as to sell it in the black market and make cheap bucks. I heard many wotas bought it at the time.

Morning Musume is shit also because of it.

>>3420810
>I just started that new subbed dvd mag (vol26)...
You mean the new subbed vol 25? Yea I just got that one as well. You're lucky you weren't around for yesterday's thread?

>>3420873

I'm not talking about AV, I'm talking about stalker porn that the management taped unbeknownst to the girl so as to later sell it in the black market and make cheap bucks. I heard many wotas bought it at the time, it can only mean that even in 2001 a huge percentage of them were sex starved misanthropes.

Morning Musume was, is and will always be shit also because of it.

>>3420873

I'm not talking about AV, I'm talking about stalker porn that the management taped unbeknownst to the girls so as to later sell the video on the black market and make some cheap bucks. I heard many wotas bought it at the time, whcih can only mean that even back in 2001 a huge percentage of them were sex starved misanthropes.

Morning Musume was, is and will always be shit also because of it.

Evening /jp/, how you handling the trollery?

>>3420903
>You mean the new subbed vol 25?
Yeah, lol got confused there lol

>You're lucky you weren't around for yesterday's thread
Total troll flood?

>>3420965
I think almost every single troll from this thread's history showed up.
Maki's birthday today

btw, i also had sex with ogawa here in nz
i was pretty drunk

>>3420990
>I think almost every single troll from this thread's history showed up.
lol wow, glad i missed the bullshit


>Maki's birthday today
Oh yeah -- I forgot!
Speaking of Maki, I love her new album

>>3417824
> Save the English language: http://www.anon[removethis]talk.com/ICARE
I feel like a soulmate to OP.

>>3421085
>I love her new album
Queen bee

>>3420990
>I think almost every single troll from this thread's history showed up.
HAHA, right.

>>3421005
>i was pretty drunk
Good for you, non-drinking bro.
Bet you feel superior.

>>3421186
>non-drinkin bro...
Don't start that shit again

dem lips

>>3421085
>Speaking of Maki, I love her new album
Shit is indeed bumpin'. Can't wait for the full LP that's probably coming out next year.

Gonna see what that DVD mag 25 thing is all about now.

dat Satoda

>>3421246
>Don't start that shit again
Oh, I'm not supporting them, just any anon imitating/insult imitate posting them doesn't make them any better than the drinking bros.

http://www.pinkwota.com/wordpress/?p=294

>>3421685

I love how butthurt he gets when he notices that AKB made it to the list but not any H!P band.
Typical H!P fanfaggot behavior.

Also, LOL Berryz.
Then again, there's no accounting for good taste. There's people out there who like getting shat on their chests and some will even pay you to have the honor and I'm perfectly fine with that, so who am I to chastise someone for liking Berryz?

>>3421685
Spoiler: Brainless fangirls skew non scientific poll

>>3421685
See, Maki I can fully understand not being there but WHERE THE FUCK is Envy? Goddammit Japan.

>>3421762
I take it you found the sports festival video you were looking for

>>3421797
Didn't post that, but no, I can only find back to 2003.

>>3421844
I'm with you, bro.
And if anyone has that picture of Ayaya doing a massive faceplant coming off that...whatever those things are called, then post it. It's fucking hilarious.

>>3421869
>>3421844
Oh idol box jumping. Its greatness is rivaled only by dizzy bat races.

>>3421844
>my waifu mounts=).jpg
>my waifu mounts=)
>=)
Go back to your forums, faggot.

>>3421748

Asspained anti-Arashi tub of lard.
When will you H!P numskulls realize that Johnny's has always had the upper hand in the idol business and, unlike H!P, has managed to always hold its sales figures high without selling off or writing propaganda to whore for attention?

>>3421748

Asspained anti-Arashi tub of lard.
When will you H!P numskulls realize that Johnny's has always had the upper hand in the idol business and unlike H!P has managed to always hold its sales figures high by playing fair, as opposed to selling out or writing propaganda to whore for attention?

Don't move, be very silent,

Kaharu graduating update!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-V0oaMMC8k

Morning Musume DVD MAGAZINE vol.26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHHavHSnXLY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMZgVMoRoiE

>>3422041

Typical H!P fan. Notice he's clearly underage (which explains the lack of taste and logical thinking characteristic of his buddies), ugly as fuck and a soon-to-be eternal virgin.

>>3422041
>>3422064
Reported

>>3422072

Truth hurts.

>>3422082
reported

>>3422088

>Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄ƷAnonymous2007Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

"A maid! It's my dream."

>>3421916
she was pretty boss at that event. and warming up is important.

>>3422088

wow those girls are really cute

Goodnight /jp/
Hope we see better nights than this.

Another rocky day /jp/
sweet Maki dreams

>>3422767
Atleast there were plenty of good vids just released
I've got a nice number to catch up on

HelloStoreUSA is opening Oct 1.

Some sample prices (actually not terrible):
http://www.helloblog.co.uk/comment.php?commentID=503

>>3424665

>>3424665
>Over 1,000 individual pieces are in stock for over 250 items, including photo cards, books, towels, phone straps, fans, and T-shirts.
>Featured artists include Morning Musume, Berryz, C-ute, Melon, Ongaku Gatas, Aya Matsuura, Natsumi Abe, and more.

Nice little morning email from Japanfiles indeed. I'm wondering what books they are going to carry and which bank I will rob. Its like I'm really in Japan! I wonder how deep the tour merchandise will go.

>>3425234
>I wonder how deep the tour merchandise will go.
Assuming you're talking about the variety of merchandise available for purchase...

From what I've come to understand, as deep as we want it. JapanFiles is totally willing to work with us on this and get what we want in stock (within reason, of course). We just have to make the requests and put our money where our mouth is.

>With the standard flat rate to the US being $5

>and outside of that $14 (with larger packages increasing the price).

;_;

>>3425254
>Assuming you're talking about the variety of merchandise available for purchase
Actually no, I was referring to the number tours it would go back to, like circa 2006-07 etc. That may be too much in terms of certain items but not photocards and what not.

>Flat Shipping in the U.S. - 5$
Oh yes, no auction commission fees and gauging.

Also
久住小春（モーニング娘。）
Ｊｕｍｐ！！
ダイジェスト
http://www.dohhhup.com/movie/MfgDsr7X8WsFfv8WAJtKwiaIemyqV6k5/view.php

>>3425405

Gross, almost like H!P fans.
Now I know why you are so enamored of these attention-whoring washouts, they are almost as ugly and unskilled as you.

>>3425364
ahhh

Well, the blog entry in >>3424665 said they had Resonant Live and Platinum 9 DISCO tour goods when he previewed the site, with goods from NINE SMILE presumably on the way. So...no, looks like nothing pre-2008. Not yet, anyway.

Almost was sad watching that Jump preview
but then the koharu came through

>>3425428
Do you know if the helloproject webpage back catalogues the previous tours good selections?
Like Resonant tour's goods?

>>3425422
Reported

Woa, what is going on with the Kimagure Princess pants? where my Aika shot

>>3425325
lovely momusu feet :D

>>3425527
http://www.helloproject.com/goods/tour/index.html

That's the official list of goods, looks like it only goes back to the beginning of the year...so nope, no Resonant Live...

>>3425668
Thanks, I figured it probably was taken down, I'm going to check the archive to see if anon had posted a link back then.

>>3425527

>Aiwhore pic
>Reported

How hilarious.

>>3425653
>:D
...

9/25(金) NHK総合「WESTWIND」【再放送】※近畿ブロック 25：35～26：23

[konkon_1280.mp3] 090923 bayfm78「COUNTDOWN TO bayfm 20th Anniversary～Legend 3days～」モーニング娘。・真野・安倍・松浦コメント

>>3426119
so wonky ♡

>>3426119

What an ugly beast. Did her mother spike her milk with Agent Orange when she was little to kill her?
As fucked up as every single Morning Musume look like, she's clearly the one suffering from the most severe genetic defect of all.

>>3425997

>25：35～26：23

LOL. This sure will bring in new fans, amirite?

>>3426173
So Tsundere to our thread, its delicious

>>3426211

You're just bitter that you can't have bitches that don't look like cucumbers from Chernobyl. Thanks for proving my point by posting monkeyface Aika.

>>3426230

>>3426330
So cute

>>3425405
Holy shit, FUCKING AWESOME

>>3426679
Settle down there forum forgoer,
and can we slow down this image spam streak we have been on.

>>3426686

Why there isn't a pic of Aika where she doesn't look like severely retarded, as opposed to the mild retardation she's suffering from?

>>3426758
We don't like angry bulldykes,
leave fatty

>>3426780

You're just mad because yesterday you found out that Johnny's holds the upper hand in the idol industry and H!P is just the slime at the bottom of the barrel, I can sense the butthurt when I encounter some.
Not that it would have take anything more than general knowledge on the subject to realize that of course, but you know... H!P scum are so comfortable with living in their secluded fairy tale land where you can still pretend they hold a smidge of popularity that anything pointing up otherwise amounts to a rude awakening for them.
Hope you'll never get to know that in their program KAT-TUN even tend to mock MM on a regular basis. A while back they even hired a gaijin American pig that played as an overzealous MM fan to use as a butt of their teasings.

>>3426884
Hilarity.
It's not a case of living in fairy land and more a case of how no one here cares enough to give a fuck, I think.
I can't name a single band or artist or anything that has anything to do with Johnny's even if I tried.

And who are KAT-TUN and why should I care what they make fun of? If they're one of those faggot boybands I'm gonna be disappoint in you, son.

>>3426942

>I can't name a single band or artist or anything that has anything to do with Johnny's even if I tried.
That's because the only information you get from the Japanese music scene is about Morning Musume. How strange that somebody that knows nothing outside of his scandal queens tend to aggrandize their "merits" to delusional proportions.

>And who are KAT-TUN and why should I care what they make fun of?
Somebody who are more popular and sell more than your gaggle of washouts. Ain't that strange that you proved once again that you know shit about the idol business outside of Hello!Busujet?

>>3426942

>>3426942

>I can't name a single band or artist or anything that has anything to do with Johnny's even if I tried.
That's just a problem of yours. Can you blame others when the only information you get about the Japanese music scene concern Morning Musume? How strange that somebody that knows jack shit outside of his scandal queens tends to aggrandize their "merits" to delusional proportions and belittle other's out of his self-imposed ignorance.

>And who are KAT-TUN and why should I care what they make fun of?
Somebody who is more popular and sells six times more than your gaggle of washouts. Ain't that strange that you proved once again that you know shit about the idol business outside of Hello!Busujet?

All of Morning Musume are ugly to the point of being goblin-like in appearance.

Fact.

>>3426989

Thanks again for proving my point.

>>3426976
You seem to have mistaken the pecking order on /jp/.
You think that we are supposed to follow the drone order of Japan's boyband shitfest and lavish praise upon It unconditionally. You thought wrong, while Arashi will have it's endless stream of fangirls throwing themselves upon the feet of a group of faggots who don't give two shits about them, Musume is finding it's way throughout the world despite your pathetic Japanese stereotypes of the group.
And I'll say it again, if you don't like our thread then get fuck out and return your fangirl forums

>>3426976
You have me confused with someone else. I don't ever mention other idols because I simply don't care about them. At all. They're not even on my radar. Boybands never are, no matter who they are. They're the most talked about groups in Japan? Good for them.

>Somebody who is more popular and sells six times more than your gaggle of washouts
Sales and popularity is of no concern to me. Seems like every band I listen to falls into this kinda thing really. Except the "washout" part. I always end up with the underdogs, the influential artists and what have you. Could sell 1000000 or 10000 copies, could be on 20 shows or 2, as long as it's interesting shit I'm good.

Question now is why do you care so much about H!P and MM? You should be off blasting the living hell out of the music you actually do enjoy and support the artists that you feel deserve your money instead of hanging around here trying to convert wotas into boyband groupies.

>>3427107

>pathetic Japanese stereotypes of the group

LOL, how hipocrite of you. Go outside (I know it's a hard task for a paranoid shut-in such as you) and ask anyone down the street what he think of JPop.
His answers would be something alongside the lines of "pathetic sacs of lard wobble to the tune of girl screaming with a squeaky voice". Now that I think of it, this can double as a summary of their dismal appearance at Anime Expo if you also mention that one was so fat that he died from hyperventilation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzKcM_OveSQ&feature=related

look, its Morning Musume.

that's more like it

>>3427132
Don't forget to mention that Nickelback and John Mayer sells millions of albums over here,
their fans deserved to be stoned and beaten to death.

>>3427202

LOL, you defend shit from 9 years ago that wasn't even all that good back then and just rode of the coattails of a badly written propaganda song.
Get with the times, grampa.

>>3427154
>Go outside (I know it's a hard task for a paranoid shut-in such as you) and ask anyone down the street what he think of JPop.
So you're an alpha bull dyke, jesus, I don't care where you come from that viewpoint won't make you look any smarter.
I'm not going to defend every fringe fan of Musume as you wouldn't defend the fringe of your cesspool.

>>3427238
Haha, I'd rather go on a rant on hardcore music since that's close to my heart, but Nickelback and John Meyer work just fine.

Oh my fucking god people, if you just ignore the trolls they may very well go away.

>>3427313

Slut showing her panties to the crowd. Typical Morning Musume fanservice to get sales since they have no appeal whatsoever.

>>3427107

>Musume is finding it's way throughout the world

I find funny that they are attempting to do it not at the peak of their popularity but when they're getting thrashed on the home front by pretty much everyone. Only a clueless drone like you would have confused scraping the bottom of the barrell as something else.

>>3427202

the dance man era was great. dance man would not touch MM now with a 10 meter pole.

>>3427107

>Musume is finding it's way throughout the world

I find funny that they are attempting to do it not at the peak of their popularity but when they're getting thrashed on the domestic market by pretty much everyone. Only a clueless drone like you would have confused scraping the bottom of the barrell as something else.

>>3427304
> if you just ignore the trolls
Cool speech when I heard a year and a half ago
aggressive bull dyke needs to be put down like mad cow

>>3427366
Maybe bull dyke craving for dick.

this thread would be pointless if there weren't any trolls fueling your disputes. you guys don't even like talking to each other

>>3427411
>you guys don't even like talking to each other
That's not true at all, maybe the kids thread
but all the trolls left there because no one goes there.
Everyone wants to take a shot at the one consistent thread on /jp/

>>3427411

Oh, don't say that. There's always a place in these threads for their "drinking bros" blabbing.

>>3427433
I find it funny how many people have a problem with what is in our threads when they are not part of it themselves.
If you ever saw the tour crowd from Musume concerts you'd realize how many go to bars afterwords.
Scratch that, if you ever saw Japan, you'd see how many people go to bars after work.
Crying about a few comments here and there only shows how truly small some people's worlds are around here.

>>3427442

You seem to have alcohol problems if you can't help talking beer even in a thread about Japanese slutdols. Maybe you should arrange an appointment with the Alcoholics Anonymous folks.

>>3427474

I love how they are forced to constantly superimpose their names on each prostitute, or else the audience will forget who they are.

>>3427486
Why so mad? Did your internet boyfriend break your heart.

First ever H!M episode is up and subbed on the tracker now. Should be good times.

>>3427536
Thanks for the info

>>3427536
Thanks for the heads up, looks like some nice Yuko & Abe parts in there.

Also
dat Gaki

>>3427355
Yet he is arranging the new Berryz song...

>>3427536
Where my Aika 9 days Hyakupa devs?

>>3427834
Wow these are terrible costumes. Even worse than the P9D condom dresses.

These new magazines are great
lots of funny moments

>>3425422

>>3428961
Take you a while to make that? Reported

>>3428961

Way too much Aika ITT.

>>3429117

Suggestions for next OP, we are ripping through rather quickly. Lets hope for less trolls for the next thread
Maybe Miki? Abe? Mari?

TSUJI THREAD!

>>3429331
MOAR LIKE shit thread.
Go away, you're annoying us.

Goodnight /jp/
sleep tight

next thread is a Yaguchan foot thread!

>>3429384
Fuck off

>>3429402
whats dat?moar feet ?

>>3429415
Image limit hit
Next thread here
>>3429455

>>3417823
> I read this on http://www.anentalk.com/ (en = on) last night.
You can't be serious...