/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>34210469
You described 80% of a child's life in any first world country

Yukari would make a terrible wife. She's so old, and just.

...

... Ew!

>>34210469
My mom was so flat she used to get called cutting board and beanpole.
Then, she had four miscarriages, then me and now she definitely isn't flat.

I imagine Eiki would be similar.

>>34210469
I still would love her.

>>34210469
>Eiki Shiki would make a terrible wife
But a great husband.

>>34211088
Girls can't be husbands anon.

>>34211114
Yes they can as long as you're the one who stays home and watch over your kids while they work.

>>34211114
A chastity belt, a chocker, a whip and a strap on says she can

>>34211147
Do you really intend to allow yourself to be emasculated like that by Eiki? Is that any way to live?

>>34211033
>four miscarriages
Jesus, that sucks.

>>34211171
A NEET lifestyle is not going to put food on the table, anon.

>>34210469
I don’t know about you anon but I haven’t been in a position where I have whored myself to thousands of men, woman, animals, children etc. I would whore myself to women but they aren’t interested in that

>>34211193
Imagine it, you'd be stuck in Eiki's house all day (like she'd ever let her husband wander out in the realms of the undead). She'd have a huge list of housework she'd demand you to do every day, and lord protect you if you slack on it even slightly. Once you've done all that by the time you finish she should arrive home, where she'll inspect all that you've done to make sure your work meets her high standards. Pass that, then she'll get in the bath you've prepared for her, as you start work making her a meal. Finally she'll get out, and over dinner tell you about all of her work, all of the souls that she's seen, and their sins and how they should've known better. You'd not get any word in but a few bits of agreement. Finally, she'll demand you follow her to the bedroom, but you're not there to have fun, you're there to work. She'll demand you massage every part of her body, from her sore back to feet. Finally, once she's loosened up, she'll have you go hard to work at sexually pleasing her, using your mouth and rod, and it would be very inappropriate for you to cum before she's been satisfied.

And heaven help you if Komachi decides to bum out in Eiki's house for the day. You'd have to figure out how to get rid of her, how to keep her from ruining the house, and how to avoid Eiki's wrath by the end of the day.

Now anon, does any of that sound fun to you?

>>34211403
>lord protect you if you slack on it even slightly.
As if the house wouldn't be big enough already. She'd be on you if you left on a light in one of the rooms.

>>34211403
Imagine if she goes out drinking with her coworkers and they all come back to her place afterwards. Imagine finding a passed out coin girl on your bathroom floor.

>>34211429
Constantly nagged at by eiki

>>34211403
>And heaven help you if Komachi decides to bum out in Eiki's house for the day. You'd have to figure out how to get rid of her, how to keep her from ruining the house, and how to avoid Eiki's wrath by the end of the day.
Hey now, Komachi is a welcomed guest and she wouldn't make a mess at all. That was very rude.

>>34212209
She'd snooze on the couch, and eat your food. She would absolutely leave a mess.

>>34212380
Komachi would be a home wrecker.

>>34212392
Literally, as opposed to figuratively

These lies and slander of Komachi either stop now or I'm going to sue you on behalf of Komachi. You have been warned.

Can Eiki even conceive a child in the first place? She's a hard working god (An enma) and bearing children would be pretty inconvenient.

>>34212457
She can but I doubt she would want to for the reasons you’ve stated.

>>34212457
She was a statue originally, so who knows if she can actually have a child.
I'm sure there's a lot of people in her organization, and she has Komachi. Who knows really.

>>34212457
I totally bet she could. As for whether she'd want to, all women deep down want to make children with the person they love.

cute face

>>34210469
Pregnancy grows a woman's breasts, and science and research has proven smaller breasts does not equal less milk. To further this point, boobs that are too big can have a reduced milk output, and it's more difficult for a newborn's mouth to coax milk out of a breasts that are too large.

>>34210469
I love flat girls, so that's a plus for me.

Nice to know people still love Eiki.

>>34211033
I'll be making sure my Eiki won't be giving birth.

>>34211403
I'm willing to make any sacrifice for my wife Eiki

>>34254831

>>34210469
Sounds like a female version of myself, perfect!

According to one anon, Eiki smells unique.
Doesn't matter. Still hugging Eiki... even if I get lectured for a few hours...

I want Eiki to punish me for being a useless lolicon!

>>34311914
Would she even look in your direction?

>>34210469
Shiki-sama wants to join in with everyone else's games but they always run off before she can ask to join - poor unpopular Shiki-sama

>>34324540
She'd probably have someone go in her place anyway.

>>34331458
wow i can read this. translation: now person, sinless was even

>>34342111
Keep at it man. You're getting there.

I want to put Eiki's arm over my shoulder and princess carry her, much to her surprise.

Apparently people thought it would be fun to start shitting out threads.

>>34211453
>Imagine finding a passed out coin girl on your bathroom floor.
?

>>34390737
Kikuri resides in hell and she's referred to as the hellish moon, but kinda looks like a coin.

>>34210469
Yeah, also ugly!

>>34395387
Oh.

>>34210469
Eiki is cute and great wife material, even as a boy.

>>34411739
Don't worry, you'll be lashed to a cross like the rest of these degenerates.

>>34210469
You might be right that she wouldn't make the best wife or mother. Too cold, busy and judgmental.

She would make a fantastic dom though, rivaling Yuuka.

>>34421477
What?

>>34210469
>She is rude
Cool! A secondary!

>>34421729
>cold
>>34210469
>rude
>flat

She's nice, warm, always smiling, and goes out of her way to help people so they aren't punished in hell

>>34433693
Lecturing people all the time is mean. Just let people do their thing and stop being a buzzkill!

>>34435926
It isn't.
rude =/= annoying

>>34430688
Yes you heard me right. Now get moving you profligate.

>>34443561
>like the rest of these degenerates

MARISA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

>>34452535
I'm sure she'll be forgiven. Eiki isn't so rigid as to listen to what happened prior to being clocked by a mage.

>>34211051
She needs a good cuddle to the ground

>>34469167
And a bit of wrestling-

I saw a sign image somewhere- I'll have to find it again.

>>34496468
That's nice.

>>34510202
I want to help Eiki up

>>34210469
More like Yucky Shitty hehehe

>>34523627
rude

>>34523627
accurate

How would Eiki judge a world of lies?