/jp/ - Otaku Culture

wurms are best

>>34204113
Already got a papilion

Astec snake goddesses are cool

>prim and proper vampire GF out on a date.
>Some ghoul talks shit about her and offers you a 'real wild ride'
>Vampire wife's normally calm demeanor breaks and she hulks out into a huge half bat beast.
>Ghoul runs off in a panic before vampire GF realizes what she did.
>Reverts back to her normal, classy form and tries to brush it off as nothing, hurrying you to the fancy dinner she had planned despite the fact that she's pretty much half naked and covered in the shredded rags of her once nice dress.

>all your little minos are so small and cute
>realise that in about 2 years they'll all be the same size as you
>2 more years and they'll be bullying you over your height
>just like how their mother did when she married you

>>34204182
You and your wife did a bad job if your daughters bully you.

>>34204182
You have to get your play wrestling early so that you can win now

>>34204170
Poor vamp. Would hug her in both forms.

>>34204170
Give her a very big kiss and tell her you've only got eyes for her.

>>34204113

>>34204150
Duu-du-duu-duu
Duu-du-duu-duu
Duu-du-duu

Smile and reminice of the days of old
I joke, seeing as we got quite the active bunch nowdays

>>34204170
Vargheist-Chan is cute in her bat form as well, although she has to avoid crossing running water because it gives her that wet fur smell

I still think we could make a SCP style story for MGE
.... just the base concept, I know how cancerous SCP as become

>HONK HONK
>THI-THI-THI-THIS IS A 69.9 RIGHT NOW TRAFFIC UPDATE
>Currently the cumslut overpass is blocked by a high intensity rape, you're going to want to take a detour
>There is a massive wurm sinkhole in west ballgag road, will likely add another 10 minutes to your commute
>Some hornyloli rraijus have been wandering north cunny avenue, we advise taking another road unless you have a zap-proof vehicle
>This right now traffic report is brought to you by Boob Lube™! Boob Lube™, making those tits shine to make his cum mine!

What do you think the average level range is for an unmarried member of your waifu's species? How much has your waifu's levels improved now that you two are together?

>>34204182
>Not hitting the gym religiously ever since you married your wife, so you can give you little girls piggyback rides and princess carries no matter how big they get.
Git gud at dad scrub.

>>34204603
But my wife is an Ushi-oni

>>34204603
anon I can't carry 10 not-so-little-anymore minos all at once
nothing to do with strength, there's just not enough space on my body for them to latch onto

>>34204581
we need more vampire types, like strigoi or strzyga

>>34204612
What kind of an incubus are You, if You're not strong enough to lift a steel container as an Ushi's husband?

>>34204612
>>34204628
>But my wife is an Ushi-oni
If you survived the bedroom you can survive leg day.
>There's just not enough space on my body for them to latch onto.
Just stack them bro. Can't lift a tower of fully grown minos? What are you a sissy?

>>34204587
considering strong monsters are capeable of warping reality and shit, would you really be able to contain them?

>>34204701
Listen, the only way I got her across the threshold on our wedding day was with the Forklift-6900. Plus she prefers me being small and weak. Something about how it activates her maternal instincts to love and protect.

>>34204554
You never liked me anyway

>having to hit the gym to lift up the wife
this is why loli is the better choice

>>34204612
>>34204628
weak, I wrestle my 8-foot tall wurm wife into a mating press when we first met. lift like you mean

>>34204767
Everyone on that old pic has their fair share of fans,

Remember that if your Ushi wife says her Mindflayer friend is coming over that it's likely you're temporarily going to have your memory clouded so she can relive the first rape feeling. Just let it happen, it'll be ok, it worked out the first time right?

>>34204778
you like being a skellie then anon

>>34204428
Just be prepared for her to return it in her large form only to realize whats happening and awkwardly tell you, still in huge form, that 'Anon please, we are in public!"

>>34204469
Expect her to be very smug as she walks into the restaurant with you.

>>34204820
>176cm tall
>55kg
yes

>>34204708
>wanting someone to raise their mino daughters in a way that would influence their perception of men's strength so drastically
if he goes around lifting minotaur stacks like that and his daughters think boys have even a fraction of that strength, they are going to crush whoever they crush on.

>>34204817
But anon, my Ushi wife didn't kabedon me through a wall for our first time.

>>34204668
There is a mythical Irish race of all-female vampires with one metal leg and one goat leg who seduce men and drink their blood. Funnily enough they're also afraid of sheep so shepherds tend to be safer from them than others. Maybe it was made up to convince shepherds not to run off with strange women who proposition them at night

>it isn't going to lick itself

>>34204612
The smaller ones aren't that heavy

>>34204113

>Don't worry I will mind break you gently and I will hold your hands the whole time~

>>34204910
goat child is sexy!

>>34204841
we about the same height but am about 82 kg and can deadllift about 111kg, so put on some muscle for goodness sake

>>34204844
>they are going to crush whoever they crush on.
Yeah, who would want to be crushed by a huge musclebound cow? What kind of disgusting degenerate would want to be completely squished under the weight of massive tits and firm muscles? The very idea disgusts and infuriates me.

>>34204910
>Go Directly To Mating Press

>>34204977
methinks you protest too much for it to disgust you, you like 'em, don't ye?

>>34204961
i'm capable of eating whatever i want and sit down days on end and barely gain any weight

>>34204581
She is big, cute and no less classy than the other girls!
Even if she has to save up Mana to go into her small form.

>>34205011
sucks to be you then

>>34204182
Good little minos would never bully their dad over his height

>>34204944
How kind of her. I wish I had a considerate Lilim wife like her.

>>34205011
Maybe you have a tape worm?

>>34204960
GOAT BELLY EROTIC UOOOOOOOOH

>>34205024
>Classy Gothic Vampire
Cute
>Feral Beasty Vampire
Also cute
>Beasty Vampire that acts classy but occasionally goes feral
Very Cute!

>>34205001
That's preposterous! How dare you besmirch my honor by implying I would enjoy being tightly pressed to a Minotaur's big heavy breasts and toned firm abs. How dare you accuse me of dreaming of being embraced by their strong arms and being pressed between their thick thighs. How could you have the gall to say that I would enjoy having aggressive violent relations with a Minotaur until both of us were too tired to move, our surround completely decimated by the power of our coupling, both cuddling in the afterglow of our love?

did you with a greenworm? really?

For some reason lately the idea of a persistent monster that never stops hunting the man she's targeting keeps popping into my head. Like a Nazgul for or Terminator example

Hey it's Crumble-kun, since Pastebin is auto-censoring anything more titilating than a funeral, I've decided to move to AO3 because you can do whatever you want there. I was a big proponent of pastebin, but it seems that it's no longer fit for that purpose, if it ever was. I'll still try to publish the chapters on Pastebin anyway, but again, anything sexual immediately flags the post and sets it to private. You can imagine how that impacts writing MGE stories.

Speaking of which, here is a new chapter for you, pick your poison.

https://pastebin.com/1fRRfPp6
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30589223/chapters/75528407

>tfw no Phantom wife
why even live anons?

>>34205112
that's quite the "disgust" you have there, sir knight. Now tell me, why is there an 8-foot tall mino daki in your sleeping quarters then? Is it because you "hate" them? or will you admit you love 'em, sir knight?

>>34205138
Boo to censorship! Buu-urns to the Pharaoh!

>>34205118
No but I did with a Manticore.

Is it vampire time?

>>34204910
>mine can lick itself
>wanna see?

>when your childhood friend you bullied for being a tailet comes back years later bigger than you

>>34205237
>Still a taillet
And yet the bullying continues as before

>>34205237
>178cm = 5.8ft
>still taller than her
Time to resume the bullying where I left off.

I wanna stroke her hair.

>>34205158
I have not a single clue as to what you mean by this zipangese word. That object is merely an implement for combat training that I certainly have never slept with. Furthermore, I refuse to accept the slander that is implying i "love" those savage monsters or their strong, massive, toned, alluring bodies.

>>34205274
quite the choice of words, alluring you say? Why don't you come with me down to subjugate some minos, my treat. All you have to do is admit you like 'em. Now, what ya gonna do, Sir knight Anon?

>>34205264
That'll make you cum anon.

>>34205264
>listen lady we've been through this before, these donuts are mine
>quit pointing at your mouth you aren't getting them
>literally we're at the donut shop, they have plenty
>they aren't even expensive

>>34205299
Well, these savages are obviously a danger that needs to be dealt with, and I couldn't possibly let a brother in arms go on such a dangerous mission alone, so I will admit that I have a little bit of respect for their ferocity in battle I guess, but only a little bit, and only in battle, I don't fantasize about that ferocity in other uncouth situations.

>>34205124
Terminator-chan is coming from the future to ensure you have as many mamono babies as possible

>>34205248
>>34205254
Careful anon, bullying only makes them taller

>>34205237
>5'10''
three inches shorter than me
>185 pounds
but ten pounds heavier

This girl is fat and her tail is still small. 6/10 would jog with until she was at a reasonable weight.

>>34205118
>greenworm bothering to carry a pregnancy test
it's probably some kind of wacky, gremlin-made vegetable detector

>>34205073
More monster girls need super modes like that.

>>34205138
Thanks for the update Crumble, sucks about pastebin

>>34205368
you mean their ferocity in bed, ya mean. Don't deny it, brother. Embrace it, and run out there while wearing red armor. It will surely show their true savagery

>>34205274
>the slander that is implying i "love" those savage monsters or their strong, massive, toned, alluring bodies.
sounds of monster girls huffing and blushing echo in the distance

Remember, if a Wurm decides to adopt you the best thing to do is accept it.

>>34205399
idk what a pound is but have you seen the size of those honkers? 10 or 20kg of that is probably just composed of boob and tail

>>34205473
very true, and most are quite rich due to the fact they like things that are shiny and cool looking,i.e. gold, silver, and either precious metals as well diamonds and the like.

>>34204910
You're right. It isn't. I'll start by licking her delicious flat chest, then work my way up to her mouth for a resupply of spit, before sliding back down to her perfect, little cunny.

>>34205237
>oppai
Disgusting.

>>34204910
>ywn lick Baph cunny

>>34205231
Yes, please.

>>34204113

>>34205237
But I didn't bully anyone.

>>34205190
Dhampir factory.

>>34205485
foxtails are mostly fluff and as such are taillets compared to the meaty tails of reptiles

>>34204113

>>34204910
I want a Baph to write instructions to me all over her body, and have Witches demonstrate on her beforehand.

>>34205640
If Damphirs are weaker than normal vampires, does that mean she's more likely to start pumping out kids when you're human?

I want to bully a Baphomet by only doing anal with her while I keep telling her that she needs to grow up first before I'll fuck her pussy.

>big mino wife grabs you
>pull out a raging mushroom
>shove it in her mouth and tell her to break you
A good time guaranteed.

>>34204113

>he is my treasure now

>>34205950
I want to bully a Dryad by making our friends with benefits clean my cum out of her holes!

>>34206084
Dryad could do with a little update

>>34206123
Definitely could use a profile redraw, but I like the lore the way it is.

>>34206084
>>34206284
Dryad's are lewder than bicorns, because while bicorns have you marry other girls, Dryads encourage you to fuck other girls without keeping them.

>>34206284
Ah yeah that's what I meant.
They are certainly interesting, but it kinda sucks that you can't really do the whole "pick up your wife and carry her like the princess she is."
Y'know, 'cause you're stuck in a tree forever.

>>34205379
>Terminator automaton comes from the future
>No memories but knows her primary directive is to marry anon and have as many of his daughters as possible
>Twenty years into their happy marriage Terminatrix-chan realizes that something is wrong
>If she's here... Then who went back in the first place?
>Works with her older daughters and the greatest experts among mamano to create the perfect love machine
>Using the power of love™ and help from Chaos mgs the newly created automaton is sent back through a corridor in time
>Twenty years earlier terminator automaton wakes up with no memories but knows her primary directive is to marry anon and have as many of his daughters as possible
Terminatrix-chan may be the only mother ever who is technically younger than her daughters but it's better not to think about how that works

"Mwee."

>>34206348
Mwee on this bitch

>>34206309
Just pick up the tree bro.

>>34206284
feels like the lore shouldve been the tree is a leash rather than permanently fused to it, but thats just me

>>34206348
Tosses some grapes.

>>34206450
I feel the same way about it.
I'd take her having absolute control over me than me being immobile forever.

>>34206523
You aren't literally immobilized it's more like like living in a system of interconnected spirit realms.
>From the outside, this just looks like the dryad is coiling around the tree, but in spite of how it looks, there is a hollowed out area inside of the tree that is spacious like a house. Unlike what it seems from the outside, the man inside is furiously having sweet intercourse with the dryad and is enjoying her sweet bodily fluids.
>People who don’t know anything might feel like it’s tragic, but the man inside will never tire of having sweet, gentle intercourse with his beloved wife while experiencing otherworldly pleasure. Furthermore, generally, there are many other dryads nearby, and the dryads and their husbands can go back and forth between the inside of each others' trees, so there is a particular society inside the trees, and they don’t feel lonely.

When my wife dies of old age, i'm gonna make sure her body is well-preserved in her casket so that a couple of youngsters dig her body up and use her limbs and parts to create their frankenstein's monster waifu in the far future.

>>34204113
White bois fuck dogs.

>>34206450
Maybe you can possess the tree and walk around making you the second scariest husband to a monster behind nachos

>>34206680
She looks nice.

>>34205405
>uses magical device on tomato
>error sound
>explodes
>we may never know

>>34204554
Crazy to think Lose is actually a talented artist now.

>>34204113

I want to go to the Mist Continent and start an empire.
Depending on where I go, how long do I last before being raped?

>>34206297
Yep! That's part of why I love Dryads so much.

>>34206309
You can carry her across the tree network, though!

>>34206450
It's more a pocket realm made of all Dryad trees in the area, like >>34206650 mentioned. Your personal home tree will even grow over time. It's perfectly comfy for me.

>>34206693
That sounds rad. I wouldn't be against KC making more husband transformation species, them being monsterb*ys is effectively subverted anyway.

>>34206693
I'd be down for that, too. At the very least, it'd be the case for a Chaos Dryad.

>>34206936
>>34206961
>more monsterboy transformation bullshit
No thanks

>>34206936
Was thinking the tree is more like a tool you control than an actual body, not that it really makes a difference I suppose. I actually like the idea of being able to turn into a giant spider or mollusc creature but actually having sex in that form is too weird for me
>>34206961
Careful you might attract an ancient evil dryad with an irrational hatred for elves in her forest

>>34206984
There's a big difference between monsterboys and the Chaos transformations. The former encroaches on the ideas of the setting, while the latter reinforces it.

>>34206680
They also fuck centaurs, orcs, and minotaurs. No surprise that they like getting fucked by kobolds, werewolves, and hellhounds.

>>34206987
I'd prefer an ancient Dryad with little understanding of morality who spreads cryptic dreams and visions and has a technicolor forest filled with unusual mamono.

>>34206680
>>34206999
American hours?

ssshhhhhh
good boy
just go to sleeeeeep
ssshhhhhh

>>34207046
can't weird lady, PP hard after looking at you

>>34207046
May an angel of the Chief God, an angel of the Fallen God, and an angel of the Machine God protect me from this terror.

>>34207046
Can't sleep if you don't snuggle up!

>>34207065
>and an angel of the Machine God protect me from this terror.
Yes very good, always remember:
There is no strength in flesh, only weakness. There is no constancy in flesh, only decay. There is no certainty in flesh but death.

The Omnissiah protects

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztzq05IzYds

>>34207134
can I fuck her tho?

Do you prefer your Salamanders with or without facial scars? Even in a modern environment where scarring isn't common like that

>>34207175
With.
Martial girls need them.

>>34207156
Sure, just be aware that her body is likely 98% machine and her nether bits look like this

>>34207224
yeah but that bottle is clearly blasting ropes so im gonna go for it

>>34207134
>human that monsterized into an automaton still insists that she's actually a human and hates non-humans
cute

>>34207224
why did you think I got the cyberdong implants for?

>>34207175
Without, even martial girls should be pretty.
And I like loli Salamanders with cute feminine faces anyway.

>>34207273
It is not this prison of flesh that makes us human, but our indomitable soul

Ok anons, show me your favorite image of your waifu or favorite monstergirl please.

>>34207415
this one

>>34207415

>>34207415

>>34207415

>>34207415

>>34207415

>>34207415

>>34207415

>>34207415
Brown snuggle butt

Make sure you hang out with your neighbor more often!

>>34207415
I recently got a new laptop, and don't have any pictures saved to it, but I would greatly appreciate cute Trumpart pics that other anons have.

>>34207415

>>34207415

>>34207545
I want to impregnate my neighbor.

>Kikimora triplets
>They all wear bunny suits
>Instead of the pin on bunny tails, their normal tails stick out
>All 3 of them have extraordinarily long and fluffy tails
I don't want to wait for the portals, I want it now.

>>34207545
Nice pubes, but someone else can have her.

>>34204113

>>34207545
small goat > big goat

>>34206680
if you want to go full anglo at least make the dog black for accuracy, racial paraphilia is a fundamental characteristic of American culture and should be represented whenever possible.
you don't want to risk misinterpreting their rich cultural heritage, do you?

>>34207649
I want to see a cute Baph's cunny juice soak down her thighs!

>>34207545
Gross

>>34207649
Incorrect, big goat is larger than a small goat.

>>34207595
>>34207649
>>34207669
alps in training I see

>>34207545
>Massive rack
>Dark skin
>Doesn't shave her pube-hair at all
Now that's a babe, right there.

Are big baphs considered disabled by sabbath standards?
really makes you think...

>>34207723
they are considered heresy

>>34207654
That's the first dog I'd lewd.

>>34207690
but i just want the small goat instead of the big one

>>34207713
>pubes
>not absolutely disgusting

>>34207790
gud4u but not sure about other two

>>34207790
only alps don't want big milky boobadonkadonks

>>34207723
Megamorphasis is just heretical spell that a bunch of them have tried. There are no full time adult Baphomets nor is there an onee-sabbath. Baphomets get their power from the depravity of loli and he has said there wouldn't be a cult devoted to what is the norm anyway.

how about smol monstergirls?

I want to help a Baph initiate a former Order priestess heretic by acting as a catalyst in her transformation into a Witch!

>>34207723
they just aren't allowed in the demon-worshipping lolicon cults if that's their preferred state. regular baphos make a big deal out of loli superiority but they already transform in private if their husband likes it

>>34207545
Nice, did you draw?

>>34207511
cute 10gu

>>34204910
*splashes her with onee-san potion*

>>34208042
What the Fuck Did You Just Bring Upon This Cursed Land

>>34208059
something good

I want dragon big butt to step on my face

>>34208089
the ass has feet?

>>34207953
Nope, commissioned it from https://twitter.com/botaniccal

>>34207415

>>34205559
into my file it goes

Honk honk

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GAUWVZ8HT-8m8aU_Z03aCJrPnaoFFF9mSaTokeYWX_g/edit#
I saw this was posted in a thread here not too long ago, is it OC or canon?

>>34208208
It's made by someone in the thread.

>>34208208
>>>/jp/thread/S34156925#p34158416

>>34204113

>>34208272
Those cupcakes will go straight to her thighs!

what is with the adult bapho/pailoli bapho spam lately? are hagfags unironically trying to culturally appropriate the sabbath?

>>34208220
>>34208235
Gotcha, seems like a nice place. The part where Ushi-Oni milk tastes like chocolate milk confused me since I made that joke a while ago and didn't recall if that was actually canon or not. That's funny it was used to make the world more interesting.

>>34208306
Nah, people are just talking about bigger sabbath girls. Take your meds.

>>34208306
That's going to happen when KC gave everyone an official oppai loli branch and confirmation that Baphos are fine with Megamorphosis if their husband wants to try it out.

>>34208306
baphos are using their powers to make people love loli but everyones trying to fight it by posting big boobs

>>34208378
The oppai spam is just pushing me away from titcows.

>>34207689
unless she's far away

>>34207415

>>34207415
>>34207551 here, I got everything I could from the gallery in the OP.

https://youtu.be/p8NQUbLQGio

>>34207415
Can't post it here since it's not blue board approved, so have a link to it instead

https://files.catbox.moe/unu9zt.jpg

Wolf tengu better than crow tengu

>>34208719
I disagree.

>>34208719
bird > smelly dog

>>34208719
I don't know about that, but I'll take a black harpy over a crow tengu any day

>virgn human male, 20 years old, scarred, was found asleep near the male auction house
>put up for auction, starting at 5 cents
>is asleep, but wakes up when he was brought out.
what happens next?

>>34208751
Nerd.

And possible shotacon.

>>34205237
she's the same height as me, but 10 pounds heavier lol. what a fatty.

>>34208793
Depends who's in the audience

>>34208797
Y-you can't prove that!

>>34208751
A wife that smells slightly like a wild animal is fine.

>>34208858
the noble ones, dragons, and other monsters who are filthy rich

>>34208751
>>34208860
>ywn have a nerdy tengu gf who uses pedomorphosis spells to live out her shotacon fantasies and your lolicon fantasies

>>34208900
Then a bidding frenzy breaks out.

>>34208326
I swear at least half of the original bapho drawings here recently are of dubious orthodoxy, to say the least, it honestly feels like normal baphos are slowly being upstaged.

>>34208920
More people are into booba than cute pettankos.

>>34208920
futa is less gay than loli, alp

>>34208967
How can one person be so wrong?

>>34208996
you can't tell a loli and a shota apart without seeing the junk
half the lolis you pedofags wank to could be boys for all you know

>>34209018
luckily baphomets can only be female like all the other monster girls

>>34208967
t. soon-to-alp shota

>>34209053
Don't reply to obvious bait.

>>34208967
I smell an alp

I want to go to the big titty kingdom and drink all the milk!

>All this talk of futa, loli, and shota
And here I am just fucking my wife's tongue. Can't be gay or pedo if all you fuck is a colossal beast's tongue

Consider shrine-maiden Raijus tending to their family shrine. What good luck charms would they offer to shrine-goers?

>>34207415

get you self a cool demon silver weapon

>>34207415

Hey guys, LLLUU here. Finally got my invite to AO3, so I'll be moving over all of my works there. You can find the first here, which is just the Valk Office Sisters short. https://archiveofourown.org/works/30623186

>>34207415

>>34209248
I like how the artist just basically drew half of her and just mirrored it across the Y axis

>>34209326
I'd say that's wrong, there's facial asymmetry with the eyes and mouth and other parts, the slight cock of her hips, difference of seam rips on her shorts, the shirt details, which claw is showing. I could go on.

>>34209216
nice

>>34204113

>>34209352
Though that's true, the wings are completely mirrored.
The fur on the legs seems to be mirrored and slightly adjusted.

>>34209352
>Wings, ears, boobs, and leg, neck, and arm floof are exact copies
It looks like they went back later and made some very minimal differentiation to the floof, particularly with shading, but the linework is the exact same mirrored over.

I want to be a shota who whores himself out to female clientele for fun!

>>34209216
Excited to see your next short when it's done

>>34209443
>boob
Nah, it squishes different on the left, the lighting is the same in the center but that's from the pose more than anything. Same goes for the rest like >>34209425 says, I honestly don't find any of them much an issue due to the pose. Bilateral symmetry is quite common in nature.

>>34209482
Hey thanks! Also nice manticore, next short is actually a double feature. Clumsy Succ x Handyman and the Hellhound Security x Espionage Anon. It'll also start forming the basis for the overarching plot.

>>34209483
I'm not saying it's a complete mirror, obviously, but the artist took some major shortcuts on the piece. It's still good art, but I just think it's funny when artists take big shortcuts like that sometimes and don't even bother to cover them up well.

>>34209529
Maybe it's personal, but I just find no issues with it due to it being the classic Gainax Pose. It also, seems to be quite common in art, if its a full frontal pose. There's other pictures in the thread that are mirrored as well.

To win against any monster, just use your cock

Should you run it as administrator?

>>34208751
>this is the face of a rapist

I want to express my waifus in some medium, but I lack any creative skills. I don't even feel like I could write them well.

>>34209654
Oh god, that hand sign means she is getting ready to attack, RUN!

>>34209710
no, you instead use kikisoft

>>34208890
Yeah, but your cock will smell like her unwashed cavewoman pussy after a few rounds

>>34209710
Into the recycle bin it goes, and then I'll have my Kiki empty it into the incinerator.

>>34209733
what's wrong with that?

>>34209710
When I rightclick, I get "run as master".

>>34209710
Yes, give her admin rights. Surrender it all to her. Give shog everything. And she'll make sure you reach heaven, you'll see. Let her in. Let her fuck you up. As if you ever had a choice, maaasutaaa~

>>34204581
Nice bat.

>>34209755
fuckin shogvirus

Anons, I see a moth in the corner of my ceiling. I am going to stand on a chair and crush it with a tissue. Forgive me, because even though I love fluffy moth waifus too, this must be done.

>>34209849
nnoooOOOOOO
JUST COVER IT UP WITH THE TISSUE AND LET IT GO OUTSIDE

>>34209849
When the day comes that the portals open, every man on earth is gonna have a waifu but you. Because you squished the bug that was going to be your moth girl gf.

>>34209718
It's honest research!

>>34209755
>The last thing anon sees before his sanity drops to 0 and he blacks out

>>34209718
A very cute rapist.

How much shog is too much shog?

I bet shogs stink

I hate shogs

How many of you actually have mg merc?

>>34209988
>>34210001
>>34210017
OI, who gave shoggy a fucking computer?

>>34210001
>>34210017
Kikis in the thread, detected. Hide your roombas!

I want to taste the feel of shog
I want to smel lthe sight of sho g
I wan tto feel the shog of shog

how many of us here lift?

>>34210068
me

shog shog shog

>it's a japanese festival episode
>all the monsters are wearing dangerously short kimonos or yukatas and no underwear

>>34210093
SHOG SHOG SHOG

Wait, what if Hell Raven, but NUCLEAR?

>>34210068
Use to then I lost motivation

>>34209988
>>34210100
>>34210062
Holy shit we have a shog infestation, Hans bring the flamewaffle, the heavy flamewaffle

>>34210068
Nowhere affordable to lift nearby.

>>34210100
>>34210093
So let it be written
So let it be done

wtf is up with shogs, they look weird and smell weird.

>>34210153
I Rule the midnight air, the destroyer
Born I shall soon be there, deadly mass
I Creep the steps and floor, final darkness
Blood
Lamb's blood, painted door, I shall pass

ITS CHEST DAY, BROS REMEMBER TO REP FOR YOUR WAIFU

>>34204113
>Marry a sandworm
>become a wizard at age 30 despite having lots of sex with her because every sexual act with is technically fellatio
What do you do with your newfound power?

>>34210208
Nothing cause I married a wurm and like to mess with order towns by yeeting things that monsterize inside and quickly leaving

It's cute when slimes are big on imitation

>>34204767
>You never liked me anyway
Shut the fuck up and stop bringing attention to yourself like some fucking pity party. Unless you're one of the actual shitters who deserved to get ran out of here, you weren't hated.

>>34210143
Imagine a shog with a shogthrower that sprays shog out of its shog all over shog

>>34210290
somthing cute

Ok so seems like there was an anon taken by a shog

>>34210290
The ultimate rape machine. Red-Eyes Rape Spider!

>>34209725
That hand sign means you have a 2 second head start, then she's coming

It's a soggy shog world

>>34207415
Not my waifu, but oh me oh my did this tick all the boxes.

>>34210333
What if the mge world had a martial arts tournament?

>>34210045

I want a wurm, wat do?

Would your wife be smug or embarrassed if you publicly brag about her to all your friends?

I hate that I want to do something involving a Minotaur for once, but have zero idea on how to approach them as a species.

>>34210394
smug, since I spoil her so much

>>34210405
Just go up to her and say
"My love for you is like a truck would you like to making fuck?"

>>34210425
based ESL

>>34210438
that's not an ESL, that's a berserker

>>34210405
Fuck off you're not going to do it anyway

>>34210534
Don't care about the same as you can rotate your life in a day and the other day with a knife or something like this time to be the only one that you dont like.

>>34210523
i can see that cause his int is1

>>34210568
If you do decide to do something make sure it's not a story.

>>34210394
She'd be rather embarrassed if I started talking about how good of a wife she is.

She'd call me a big dummy.

>>34204113
Would the Beastmen from Warhammer Fantasy and Age of Sigmar be more popular if they were instead a Beastwomen faction where the purpose of their raids is forcing human and elven males to breed with them?

>>34210394
Smug. Then embarrassed when I smack her ass to prove my point about her ass jiggling for over 20 seconds after I smack it.

Pissing off your wife then groveling for her forgiveness!

>>34210811
Gonna go find a Beast Lord, Pin her down, and impregnate her.

>>34205138
Good to see you're still around.

>>34210405
Pic or story? They're big and lazy, that's about it. When they ARE awake, they like smashing thing. Simple as.

>>34210929
>"I don't need your groveling"
>"But I'll gladly take your pathetic moans"
She'd probably say something like that. She knows I do it in purpose, though, so she might...deny me.

>>34210970
Fellas, listen, if your girl has
>Muscle
>Horns
>Bull tail
>Lazy personality and likes to nap
That ain't your girl. It's a Rajang from Monster Hunter

>>34211030
But what if my girl is Rajang from monster hunter, but in enjoyable monster girl form

I have math problem for you lot
I go to the store to buy a cola and on the way there, I see a monster girl following me. As I enter the store I hear two more chimes of the door opening. I pay and leave and hear three now after me. As I enter my home, how many monster girls raped me?

>>34211118
No evidence has been given that you've been raped.
Just that you have possibly two girls following you.

>>34211162
i did, I asked how many raped me?

>>34204113

Why do kurofufuru sabbath girls want to rape poor ol men like us for? What did we ever do to them?

>>34210970
Literally ignore him it's some TFT faggot trolling around for their competition.

>>34211290
>competition
What?

>>34210290
>Hello yes, I want Lilim on Nightmare difficulty please.

>When your werewolf childhood friend sees that vampire girl go vargulf
>"I could do that too if I wanted!"

>>34210405
I've been burning the midnight oil with my writing lately and was considering a Holstaur story but I could easily replace her with Minotaur. Honestly, a Mino would work better for what I had in mind, the only down side is the lack of milk but It's not like that's hard to arrange even without pregnancy in this setting. This raises the question, LORE KC never tackled, how does the domestication process of Mino to Hols even even work? Let alone Wolf girls to Kobolds.

>>34211332
nah, try mixing a wurm, a Cheshire, and a shirohebi together

>>34211351
*and making it a lilim

>>34211227

Never trust a bitch who is only as tall as your crotch.

Unless it's a squirrel.

>>34211380
>Blackmailing rodent hands typed this post

>>34211307
I’m guessing some writefags there get jealous of people reading stories written by someone else

>>34207415

>>34211419
Amazed writefags still hang around and haven't been chased out of this shithole.

>>34211380
>Never trust a bitch who is only as tall as your crotch.
Unless she's aged as she looks.

>>34211460

If it's going to be a loli, it needs to at least be a lolibaba.

>>34211380
Only trust short girls if you can standing paizuri them.

Bugs. Are cute.

why get a shorty, when you can just dominate a BEEG girl and make her your little onahole

>Come to to Amazonian space!
>Their genetically enhanced security forces will ensure you are kept safe for the duration of your stay.

>>34211494

I like big girls. I also like short ones.

>>34211531
H-how long is my stay going to be?

>>34211455
Fuck off bollocks

>>34211538
choose one, then

>>34211543
Your stay will be one week*
*Pending extension to indefinite.
One of their specially selected, veteran soldiers from their enhanced combat corps will keep you company during this time.

>>34211531
Ok, can I fuck anyone that catches my eye? I like that 8ft tall brown tomboy giving me some me fuck me eyes

little mofus

>>34211610
>Is just an amazon of the engineer corp with 'minimal' alterations.
>She's not even giving 'fuck me eyes', she's just staring at the weird, unaccompanied man that doesn't have a mana marker for a wife on him.
>Is probably thinking about smashing his pelvis in bed.
Go for it anon, I'm sure nothing untoward will happen

there are demon jokes
there are lawyer jokes
and then there demon lawyer jokers

>>34211649
time to show them gainz, haul her over my shoulder, and smash her pussy like a man possessed

>>34211560

I like many different things and personalities. I like delinquents and nerds. I like shy girls and assertive girls. I like tsundere, yandere, deredere, kuudere and more. I want to love someone for who they are, and receive that in turn.

This is my code. I will not falter.

>>34211675
And that, my friends, is how Anon ended up drained in the barracks of an Amazonian combat engineer.

>>34211695
I like to see anons with that level of commitment

>>34211531
Well, i am naked and DGAF. time to be cheeky and grab some

>>34211472
But are the lolibabas as trustworthy as the "normal" lolis?

How do I impress a mantis when my own hunting skills pale compared to hers?

>>34211777
hit her
with a banana cream pie
then honk horn two times.

>>34211796
with your own creampie as the cream

>>34211776

I couldn't tell you. I just know that kids are where I draw the line. Not gonna tell other people what to do though, ain't my business.

>>34210097
Festival for what?

>>34211809
>Festival for what?
ass

>>34210936
>New beastgirl faction emerges: Hipslammers
>Beastgirl faction bred: Hipslammers

>>34210290
What an adorable rape machine.

>>34211809
You know, that typical type of festival just like my japanese animes.

>>34211848
Will they have a ferris wheel?

>>34211832
>When you pound the local beastwoman herds so much that their Beast Lady has simply stopped all pretenses of being a serious threat and just sends a loli goat up to the guards to send you a letter asking you to meet up for a picnic
Better than when she would break in through a window screaming about taking 'his head!' just to fall over as soon as he looked at her claiming he's used foul magics to 'lay her low'.
Replacing windows ain't cheap

I WANT A MONSTERGIRL TO SIT ON MY FACE, I NEED IT LIKE I NEED BLOOD IN MY VIENS OR AIR TO BREATHE!
thanks for coming to my ted talk

>>34204113
https://youtu.be/UbBOwx2NjEo

Reminder that only cowards go after small demur monsters and that true warriors will conquer and satisfy the biggest strongest meanest monsters around

So what does it mean for a dark elf to stare at men like this? I swear I always forget about elf custons

>>34211932
AND REMEMBER TO MAKE THEM YOUR "little" ONAHOLE!

>>34211912
The way they defeat you is not through force but in melting your heart through having to take care of dozens of your adorable beastdaughters

>>34211949
>When the local counts note that all your heirs are daughters.
>With horns
>And hoof legs
>In cute dresses.

>>34211937
You gon get raped.

>>34211937
She's just mirin' bro, relax. You're just easy on her eyes.

It's the 4th member of the illustrious MGC Boy Stealers, Sally, the Salamander closer! Her patented fastball is notorious across the land for being ridiculously fast - topping around 110 MPH (180KPH). She's known for being rather brash and course, always challenging the hitters to just try and hit her patented heater. Originally viewed as a risky prospect, she's known to not take any signs the catcher gives her, rather, she throws what she wants. While it's mainly fastballs, she was responsible for a ridiculously high number of wild pitches and frustrated teammates on previous squads. This all changed with MGC, who paired her with a catcher that compliments her weaknesses extremely well (more on her some other time), making her now one of the league's premier pitchers.
>Fun Fact: No guy has ever hit a pitch from her. This angered her to the point of starting her own youth baseball camp every summer, where she teaches young boys and girls how to pitch and hit, molding a new generation of players capable of being better than what we have now. She's extremely confident in one young man, who she claims is "the best hitter she's ever seen - he'll make waves in the future"
>Funner Fact: She won the "Most Worshippable Spats" award at the MBL Honors last year. How that was determined and what that means, I couldn't tell you, it just seems like the right call to make.

>>34211937
Grab and fuck her like you mean it, what is it so hard to understand? She wants the D!

>>34212014
>I now have the rare first print run edition of Sally's card with the typo at the end
this will be worth a fortune in a few years, but there's no way I'm selling.
spats are my weakness, nice

>>34212014
Good stuff mr greenworm

>>34212014
Now that's what I call a fireball. Really like the way her name is written here as well; reminds me of a Charmander. By the way, do you still have a list of the rest of the roster? I've forgotten who's who.

>>34211949
I wonder what beastwomen herds do with boys born into the herd. Do the oldest and most respected tribe members get them or do they betroth him to a beastgirl more his age or is it a free for all to claim him?

>>34212014
Nice

>>34212064
Well shit. Would it be more of a meme to fix then delet so it's really worth real meme bucks? Also, speaking of typos, Bodywriting secret art of her and her shota crush sometime soon, after I finish all the cards I got ideas for other art I may or may not deliver on, but that one for sure is getting made

>>34212081
Probably throw down to see who gets him when he's old enough.

>>34212075

>>34212014
>grooming a hapless young man
How dastardly!

>>34212064
What's the typo?

>>34211980
I love the idea of the eldest being a massive fluffy genki goatwomen who's super sweet to everyone she meets and a proper lady. Despite her mothers protests
>Listen you need to learn how to dominate men, otherwise how is anybody going to respect you?
>Huuhhhhh, but Mom every time I walk in on you and Dad he's on top of you

>>34212112
Thanks, anon! Lookin' forwad to seeing if the Hatter wears a baseball cap or her own hat.

>>34212102
>to fix then delet so it's really worth real meme bucks
do whatever you feel like doing, I just wanted to make a joke about rare cards

>>34212128
>No, you're supposed to usurp Papa's throne, burn down the kingdom, and hand him over to me!
>But I met this very nice young noble that doesn't have any inbreeding and seems quite heroic at the Ball.
>YOU WENT TO WHAT?!