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hololive
きtらあああ
pekoーら大好き
first Twap post
Tsunowaki!
Sora Love!
>>34172504I hate Towa
WILL ONE OF YOU FUCKS JUST MARRY CHOCO ALREADYTHIS IS NOT HEALTHY FOR A WOMAN THIS AGE
>Ctrl+W>"Friend">Zero resultsSad...
>>34172471That question sucked to read though
Do you think Choco is mildly autistic?
nee
I love my wife Choco!
another thread ruined by ritualsharts
>>34172459Ohh, so that's why. Thanks for clearing that up. I'll go back and re-listen and edit that into the paste.
lol
I love Towa.
Onii-chan, SEX NOW!!!
This Luna stream is really chill.
I really, really love to fuck the dog every day since I found Miko!>Ctrl+W>Zero resultsBecome Ramirez!
>>34172511once the 'rona has been lifted.10/10 will impregnate and take responsibility
cute luna
I will beat up Towa
MIO LOVE!>subs matter
Choco...
今日もかわいい〜
>>34172526You now what? Finish your fucking sentences, you dumb gaki.
>>34172537I kneel JP
Enderman...
I watched this slut for like an hour earlier hoping she'd pop out her huge delicious sweater puppies and all she did was fuck around with a candle.
welcome to the luna bar, how may i help you nanora~?
>>34172537LOL
>>34172537Mio is strong...
so that's what happens when you don't take responsibility with choco
>>34172537
>>34172520Liar
Rate my meme
Roberu finally made it into the top 200 of all time!SON LOVE
do you love Mori?
>>34172537ITS THE EYE OF THE TAIGA
>>34172459Fuck me I'm retarded for making that error. I can clearly hear now where I made it, thanks anon, that is embarrassing.
>>34172563now he just needs to invite those 3 above him and subsume them
u jelly bros?
>>34172519<span class="sjis">hey man[/spoiler]
>>34172548Can I have a scotch on the rocks please nanora?
>>34172564I hate homo$harts
>>34172509Sora sex!
>>34172537MIO LOVE
>>34172518>mildly
>>34172563first time I see that niji, they really have a lot of chuubas huh
>>34172575Kek
>>34172564I only love Marine.
I love my oshi very much!! She loves /hlg/ too!!
>>34172534Faggot Numbers
What manner of brain dysfunction causes one to experience feelings of intense sexual arousal upon seeing a female's armpits? Asking for a friend.
>>34172579Look at her go!
>>34172534>luna en
>>34172563with that growth he is going to bulldoze them, poor Tamari
>>34172546Her youtube streams are neutered as fuck.
why would you recruit some old hags and call them "gamers"
>>34172548A Martini with Luna
>>34172591what about /hlgg/ akibro?
listen to meyou will not watch monster hunteryou will not watch biohazardyou will not watch rockmanyou will not jack off to hagsyou will never have miosha
Mikoniggers
>>34172591Akiposter! Where were you last thread? I missed you!
https://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1380582943983169537
>>34172593Heterosexuality
>>34172593I know that feet attraction is apparently caused by our own body being weird, but no idea about armpits.
>>34172593I dunno but I'm glad I have it
>walk into class>see thiswhat do
>>>/vt/
>>34172602It was on NND, I had to check to make sure it wasn't just a youtube restream. At least she bounced them around a little.
>>34172586Based
>>34172571MikoCoin>Elite point
anyone else feeling the burnout from hololive? it's starting to get boring to be honest. i'm planning on taking a break for a week and see what happens
>>34172620>brain dysfunction >heterosexuality
Think they're up to the task tonight?
>>34172522Didn't she start talking about them almost a year ago? I doubt she's been in talks for this specific illustration for that long. I also don't know what that anon means by translation error.
>>34172548one visit to the dentist, please
Make the luna cocktail!
>>34172531がち?
polka is fathttps://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1380541890626392066
>the japanese word for minute is pronounced either fun or pun depending on which number is in front of iterrr fuck off?
>>34172616>>34169929??
I want to fuck the dog
>>34172654No way!
>>34172629Take you imouto home and be considerate enough not to ask why is she alone again and doesn't have any friends.
>>34172519faq migo
>>34172548Water please I need to taper off or I'm gonna wake up with a hangover
>>34172637That's right neurotypical, you got a problem with that? Is that the right phrase? I read that once in Twitter and started fucking cackling.
>Luna took RBC's place as my second favorite
>>34172662get in line
>>34172650はい。そうです
So this is the Watame stream experience huh...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaAS3xYGOkU
is marine really a lesbian or is that a narrative?
nyasu!
Cute lesbians
>>34172611Aki loves everyone!!
>>34172616Why you are such an attention whore?
>>34172675fuck off retard
>>34172682Well at least Watame had her mother, unlike you
>>34172593Well in hentai they draw them like they are meaty pussies, so it's kinda understandableIn real life, it's probably the same mental illness that gives you a foot fetish
Miko is a whore.
>>34172683She's an actual lesbian
>>34172613You'll never stop me, furball
>>34172548Hey, aren't you a bit young to be running a bar?
Would you?
>>34172661Sorry, last thread was so shit I missed Akiposter...
>>34172706best design of holo id
>>34172701Fucking got him
>>34172682Is Watame black?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpoysjZfWrU
>>34172593I just recently awoke to armpits. Ah, depression after learning what I was missing this whole time...
>>34172593When you grow up to be a man, you'll understand
>>34172563Shame that whenever they debut another Gen for any branch he's getting pushed back
So is it true you can make much more money on facebook than in youtube? When are the girls going to change to a better platform...
>>34172718yes
>>34172519haha!it's migo!
cocock
>>34172730Already 2M wtf?! is she the new Okayu?
>>34172723>Watamelon>not fatherShe's honorary black.
Marine was always straight.
>Luna's Zatsudan>5.6k watchingShe surely has inclined since her MHR streams. I'm so glad for our cute candy Princess
>>34172731It's ok you're in the right mindset now at least
>>34172741>gen 4 all together and interactingthis is how you know these animated shorts aren't accurate
>>34172593I don't really think too much of armpits in general, but I want to live in Shion's armpit folds for the rest of my life.
>>34172754Well it's fiction after all
Marine was always lesbian.
>>34172751now to beat the fucking panda
>>34172741Can Luna give the cocock a standing himezuri?
>>34172752She's been making it pretty entertaining despite how some of them have been a bit depressing
>>34172751This image is way too good
Do you think, after this stream ends, drunk Luna will break into Matsuri's house and seduce her?
I want to go to the bathroom, stop posting horny.
>>34172771actually good
>>34172629Ask if she knows where peko is
>>34172751Her zatsudans are some of her best content. Im very glad she inclined.
>>34172683Yes she's an actual lesbian and always shows dislike towards straight people
>>34172766>>34172751I should sleep
>>34172747It's the only good cover of the song
just started watching the AmongUs collab. What was going on with Rushia's player name? Some weird bug?
>>34172683It's a big rrat
>>34172774>Luna>breaking into a house>not actually breaking her bones in an attempt to do itHime...
>>34172629Die to death.
>>34172774She will drunkenly play monhun.
Say it
>>34172787like Okayu then
>>34172792ogey
>>34172741When was the last time she appeared in hologra anyway?
>>34172537HAG LOVE
>>34172803shes a good friend to luna
>>34172790She didn't set one so she got random names every game.
>>34172790Amogus gives you random names if you don't make an account
>>34172771Wasn't this false? Who is coming to meme review for real?
>>34172803I want to fuck this bitch
>>34172803I'M JERKIN OFF
>>34172810What is Coco gonna do to Luna?
>>34172718I would rasp the hairs off her shithole with my tongue
>>34172682you're like half a year late
>>34172751shes a very fun holo, just a shame she filters alone by voicelots of talk about friends this stream, very heartwarming
Aqua is lucky...
>>34172803Wasted image slot
...
Speaking of which, I was the guy who asked "who invited Rushia?" before the collab, and it's pretty apparent after watching that Korone herself reached out to her, which is kind of unexpected.
>>34172830teach her more about monhun
Marine will never be gay
>>34172844have another one
>>34172830Not sure, but judging by her tail she looks very excited.
It's been a year of watching Luna. I'm glad I chose her as my oshi and glad that she improved and showed off her greatness in collabs. Her member streams are golden and I love the way she interacts with lunaitos.
Why Luna hates the honorary yonkisei, Haachama, again?
>>34172806September 27
>>34172851Korone also reached out to Pekora and Peko said no because she wants nothing to do with Miko anymore.
>>34172683She's a lesbian
Marine will never be straight.
Fuck, when somebody says "happy end", my filthy mind can't help but thinking about sex. I hate myself for this
>>34172861Whenever they're together she breaks "character"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olxmy7VjfAo
theme for this luna streamhttps://youtu.be/dLBrhd1yqN4
>>34172872For me it's bad end...
She created perfection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z9g7Yt3I3E
>>34172866Thanks for clarifying it, Pekora.
>Sorry Towa, but that's just how the cookie crumbles. I'll now proceed to pleasure myself with Luna!
Fucking finally. COVID HATEGEEKJACK HATE
>>34172537the EN raiders got pissed the fuck out of this imagekeep posting it in every thread to shoo off insecure EN posters
>>34172861Luna just doesn't like people who aren't 100% nip.
>>34172895omedetou ojisan
>>34172888>That DV victim bit thoughLmao.
んなあああああ
>>34172803Kaichou is gorgeous...
Why are people dying Marine being gay? I though everyone knew that
>>34172895>check to see if there's been any update>noneFuck covid
>>34172901Not true. She likes lunaitos.
coco is very powerful
>>34172843aqua is monke
>>34172885>not a Miles Davis or Thelonius Monk songThere's something wrong in your head, bro
>>34172866Based rabbit
>>34172901good thing i just lurk in her streams and she will never know i exist
>>34172866pekorr
>>34172818Melhttps://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/mng7z7/reddit_shitpost_review_this_week_hint_not_yagoo
>>34172895Geekjack sucks
Will Polka ever do a collab with Tamaki?
>>34172925song is talking about friends, most of luna's stream was discussing friends, so thats why
>>34172914Anon, your typing reps.
>>34172914Can you please take your meds already and stop posting the same shit every thread?
How can anyone say Marine is gay after she masturbated in front of a bunch of dudes
What would Luna do if she had a hangover movie style blackout?
>>34172923marine hasnt danced to anything in her life before this also based on her hip movements, marine may have had sex once.
>>34172946holobebbi hangover...
HELLOMY NAME IS FLARE SHIRANUII'M MARINE'S WIFE
>>34172818it's 100% real, this dude is probably losing his shit(and will have a breakdown if none of his memes make it in)
>>34172946Well the last time she was on pain meds she played FE for a few hours so probably just an 2 hours MHR stream where she passes out 30 minutes in and leaves it running
Stop spamming Marine you don't even watch her strams.
>>34172923>>34172950Marine work in the office with the other old ladies really rubbed off her in a bad way
>>34172956just for this, I am taking back any high rating I have ever given, and I will be deleting the greenback material.
>>34172957He was acknowledged on Kiara's talk with Mel, so all good for him
OkaKoro endurance? What are they gonna do?
Nobody cares about Haachama anymore
>le tired cat
The MariFure schizo is never leaving, is he?And what can you even do? He's smarter than the homo spammer, it would take a meido that actually watches over the thread to notice the spam.
>>34172980Cuphead. No, I'm not joking.
>>34172957They really got tired of his shit 2 weeks ago.
>>34172866I think miko sucks!
>>34172972That's just an average lazy bottom.
>>34172991Nice, cuphead has a banger BGM
>>34172643No he is absolutely right. I double-checked with someone I've relied on in the past too and this is apparently an illustration request as far back as the convenience store chilla's art game.
>>34172981I care I just don't want to deal with the schizo shit
>>34172981I don't know who Haachama is anymore.
>>34172980Resident evil 5
>>34172972I think this is where the "yuri" bait and "overseas sexy guys" bit comes in. its not that she's experienced in sex, its a cover to hide her insecurity about her sexuality and if she really can satisfy a man. whenever she's confident that she can satisfy a man, the "overseas sexy guys" bit comes in, this is the right time to breed her. whenever she isnt, she goes safe with "yuri bait".
Do you like Lucia's drawing of Mr. Koro?
The first thing I do when I open a thread is ctrl+f my oshi and my attitude for the thread is dependent on how much positive attention she gets.
What happened to Jump King?
>>34172999Yeah, I love the game too, but this is going to be a long one, probably. Can't wait.
>>34172916
>>34173010Yes...
I love marine because I have an intense office lady fetish. I want to sniff her dirty panties after a long day of working.
Stop giving him attention retards
What Reddit even know about Mel in the first besides booba?? They know they can't use manager and pubes meme so both of them are out of questions, Do you think it will rival Azki as the worst reddit review??
>>34173010No. Looks like it too 20 seconds to draw.
>>34173013must be ctrl+f ing the a lot of words for towa then?
>>34173010Better than anything I can draw, which pisses me off.
Did you enjoy the stream anons?
>>34173010yes, is very TEETEE
Just stop
>>34172986What is her goal? Is not like she does it to ruin the post/image ratio, right?
>>34173008So she's a smelly fujo is what you are saying
>>34173030Very much nanora!
>>34173015filtered the fuck out.
Which holo filtered you?
>>34173030Oh yesh gonna pass out now
>>34173021don't worry, we're fine
Marine used to be gay during high school but she grew out of it
This is your date today.
>>34172895So they're going to shipp or not?
>>34172519Faq migo!
Why have you not impregnated a hag yet, anon? The clock is ticking...
You now remember that RBC exists.
>>34173040Do you think schizos have any real tangible goals? It's the mental illness making them obsess over meaningless shit for as long as their life revolves around it.
>>34173060NOOOO
So, for what reason liking JP became public stigma here? In global moderation is so tight and paranoid that Ayame's cosplay got deleted in 5 minutes. Here schizos can shitpost all they want while meidos watches and do nothing. In /vt/ if you're unlucky and some schizo target your oshi thread you're out of luck while EN threads are heavily protected. And not just Hololive EN threads but all EN threads.
>>34173037>Le tired cat PNG
>>34173066Sio...
we need more holos
>>34173030Yes...very much
>>34173056How do I get marine to let me impregnate her?
>>34173042no, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying she likes men and wants to have a family & babies like most women. Instead of accepting it, she wants to keep her "sex icon, marine" character so hard that she plays both sides based on her confidence to satisfy a man. stop putting words in my mouth.
>>34173040It's all just to push people into moving to /vt/ or otherwise it's just >>34173061
holobebi....
>>34173067you must be smoking the same shit the guy you posted has been...
>>34173069>1617281130417s>s
Marine is really gay
>>34173073Have you tried just asking
>>34173048why do I feel like subaru has been getting more and more annoying nowadays?she's reaching kiara levels nowadays. is it just me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kT4a8IzM70
>>34173080
>>34173030Yes, now get in the bath with mehttps://files.catbox.moe/tqborj.mp4
>>34172981Because she's the next multiple human boyfriends holo
>>34173092
>>34173094Ok, Coco... just be gentle ok?
>>34173008So she's gay but feels pressured to act straight for mostly male audience, so sad
>dead hoursHave a nice shitflinging hours
LOL
>>34173094but when is she gonna sniff the sheeps ass?
>>34173015Here EOP-kun
>>34173032
>>34173067I opened Vt and the most bumped thread is a pol lite thread about religion.
>>34173104why is he brown?
>>34173100>So she's gaypretending to be retarded and blind is not a good tactic on /hlg/, marine schizo.
>>34173061I refuse to believe that the entire life of someone revolves around this thread, there must be something else.
>>34173094IMAGINE
>>34173108>triangle mouth
>>34173094I am ok with coco wanting to molest all of gen 4 barring the smoker
>>34173106Here what? What are you talking about?
>>34173111BLM were getting angry that there were no white people in this 4 panel comic. so the artist had to adapt.
>>34173111Misery turns your skin dark.
>>34173104He looks Filipino
flare....you're not that young stop embarrassing everyone...
Kanata!??!?!?
>>34173105Soon afterhttps://files.catbox.moe/dvf342.mp4Imagine breaking into Watame's room mid-stream, she is startled but otherwise have to pretend that you are not there. You approach her from behind, the prize is in your sight - Watame's stinky sheep butthole. You pounce on her and firmly grasp her thicc fat asscheeks. She lets out a whimper but continues to stream. You rip open her unwashed legging and reveal a pristine round butt. Watame's diet of expired chips have fattened her butt for a perfect size, even though its a bit saggy, the roundness and softness of it is unmatched.As you slowly spread her sheep cheeks, your cocock starts to throb in your addiads pants, but it's not time yet, you must first savor the sacred butthole. You fully spread Watame's cheeks and finally lay your eyes upon it - Watame's pink puffy butthole, it's not covered in sheep wool - a bit disappointing, but the steamy musk coming from it more than makes up for it. You plunge your nose right into it, as Watame starts to mummble in her stupid voice and accent "Yamete, muzakashi..." But you do not care, besides her pussy has been leaking juices for a while. As you take another deep sniff of her sweaty stinky butthole you open your mouth and let your abnormally long tongue snake its way into her sheep pussy. That is all the vaginal action she is going to get today.It's time, the cocock can't wait any longer, you are on the verge of eruption. And it must be inside that butthole. You rip away your adidas pants revealing all 12 inches of dragon dick. Firmly holding onto Watame's marshmallows you start aiming. You glance at the sheep's face and she is biting the pillow in anticipation. With a single earth-shattering thrust you plunge deep into that puckered butthole, your pelvis slamming against the fat sheep ass, causing it to ripple. Watame's eyes roll up and she starts pissing all over the floor. Inside her anus are moist, warm meat folds, squeezing your cocock tight, too tight in fact. 10 thrusts is all you can handle as you let the biggest nut of your life to unload inside the sheep cave. As your legs give out due to overexertion and the injury that Kanata inflicted, you fall backwards. Your tail buttplug pops out giving you an extra orgasm and a final spurt. As you slowly lose consciousness, the last thing you see is Watame's anus queefing your cum out like a squeezed carton of milk. This is good.Meanwhile, Kanatan is completely oblivious to all this, despite sitting in the same room. Good thing she had her bad ear turned to you.
>>34173113>he doesn’t wake up and immediately post on /hlg/>he doesnt frequently check up on any new posts, pressing “update” aggressively >he doesnt lose sleep out of feeling you’d miss something on /hlg/
>>34173131noice.ayame does a decent bit of "men-only" streams too.
>>34173131Okazu...
>>34173106How is that supposed to help him if he's an EOP?
>Kiara doxx her real birthdayChicken...
>>34173138>>he doesnt lose sleep out of feeling you’d miss something on /hlg/
>>34173131So... Did she had some quarrel with Coco or something like that?
>>34173088Don't worry it's not just you. Oozaru police is when I realized she's not funny anymore.
>>34173131>Kanata
I love Ayame!
Which Holo has the worst health?
>>34173088I feel like she makes up 90% of her stories
This ratio is not looking good...
>>34173138>>he doesnt frequently check up on any new posts, pressing “update” aggressively
>>34173131>he doesn't know about the hololive compensated dating serviceI've fucked them all. Except for Miko because she is pure and I didn't want to taint her.
>>34173158out of anyone? probably luna. overall health is probably marine or arguably watame
>>34173158It's got to be polka, you can't be considered healthy at that weight
>>34173156Lately I started to watch her more, I must admit she looks a good streamer to chill with.Also cyuto pic!
>>34173145Jump King is written in English and he should be able to fill the rest with his imagination
https://streamable.com/i3w774
>>34173163
I tried masturbating to Marine but I couldn't get it up... what's wrong with me this has never happened before.
>>34173175peko?
>>34173181Just watch her exercise stream, literally just JAV audio
>>34173181Marine is not attractive.
>>34173181Try using your prostate instead.
>>34173167just admit that her post-childbirth vagina looks disgusting to you, no need to make excuses, weakling
>>34173181Just stick a finger in like she wants you to
Cute besties
>>34173158Polka is one late night snack away from being honey boo boos mom.
Is she really your oshi if you beat off to her?Am I the only one here who doesn't masturbate to holos?
>>34173129she is young enough to make boys cum buckets, still
https://youtu.be/Eosr0oIXDLsaqua...
>>34173195I'm masturbating to you right now, how do you feel faggot
Why is Lamy so ugly?
https://youtu.be/5fifnky9v_I
>>34173195Haachama basically begs for people to do it
>>34173167The Great Offpeko.....
>>34172985>>34172986Heh, like clockwork
>>34172519hey man
>>34173181>small hands
>>34173208G-gay
>>34173195I never masturbated to Miko (my oshi) and I will never masturbate to any other holo.
>>34173195What kind of faggot doesn't feel sexually attracted to his wife?
>>34173195Ofcourse I am! Nekomata Okazu is my waifu after all
>>34173195I cant masturbate to her directly but i learned that i can do it if i have another image or video to stimulate me
>>34173190Fuck off birdkun
>>34173163Ratio is very good, we need more textchads though.
>>34173195i've whacked it to luna like once, and nearly to her RFA streamsi just don't like lewding hime...as bad as it sounds
>>34173195Some have given permission and some actively encourage you to. Stop being a pussy. My oshi makes me cum like a fucking horse.
>>34173195I only masturbate to Nijis
>>34173195The only holo I could ever see myself masturbate to is Noel.
>>34173223AN OSHI IS NOT A WAIFU
Why (You) are not posting this dork's doxx posts every thread? SHE IS RALLY CUTE
>>34173209it doesn't matter when she has those rocking tits
>>34173208flattered!
>>34173195Yeah, that's the purpose of nijis.
>check D2 threads on /v/>someone posted chicken in the thread>in response people started reposting doxxes It looks like some things don't change even after year.
>an oshi
>>34173181the best thing about marine is she's actually a fucking loser with no self esteem so she'd do anything so long as you make her feel a little bit pretty
*casts spell which makes you laugh during meme review*
>>34173195For me just Mio does the trick, and she isn't my oshi, which is werd.
>>34173238one of these days she's going to miss something and accidentally show Lamy's face or something.
>>34173195I do because im not a faggot
>>34173218So you are saying that Miko is your oshi and you have never beat off to the ero voice stories she recorded (the femdom one made me cum like a horse). If that is a bit too roommatey for you, at least beat off to the eroge she sang a song in. She wants to be lewded and I happily oblige since I love Miko.
I'm pretty sure Ayame is the only JP holo I've never cranked it to. Not into oni chicks and the whole shitting herself thing doesn't do her any favors.
>>34173195She's too much of a kid for that no matter what her design looks like.
>>34173237that’s what newfags have turned it into
>>34173192cute lesbos
Marine is the best!
>>34173109>Checked that thread >zombie indog literally had sex on streamWhat the fuck is wrong with those shits? No wonder people want jp girls only threads
>>34173195I feel like the madonna whore complex applies to most holos. I can't get off to marine because she's too pure in my eyes. I love her so much that it feels wrong to turn her into fap material. She's above that. I can only jerk off to girls like towa.
>>34173255That's the 2nd best thing, 1st best thing is the fact that she's a lesbian
Here's a cute Polka picture for all you fine folk.
なああああ。。。
i weirdly just cant crank it to some holos. maybe I do have too much of a "purity complex" to think like that
>Suisei was kind of inviting Aqua to visit her and Anemachi to eat together and all with Aqua shyly asking if she couldI need to get my mind out of the gutter since I quickly jumped to thinking Suisei was propositioning Aqua there
>>34173259Im not that worried since her manager is checking art before posting so should be all good
sio ...
>>34173279shes not
>>34173259Wouldn't be surprised is those posts go through like 3 managers before she get's the ok to post them
It's good to know that the only virgin in hololive is my oshi Haachama.
>>34173284Aqua was just being polite, she knows like the rest of the holos that Suisei is a cunt and doesn't really like her because of it.
>>34173270>>34173283What the fuck are you doing, old man? Who the hell says "crank it"
>>34173130Hey I remember reading this before. Good to still see you around Anon.
5ch said sio is coming back.
>>34173298whack it, crank it, whip it out, beat and yeet my meat, its all good
>>34173288She's super gay
>>34173295If you think she hasn't had her chama penetrated by some kangaroo fucker you're just lying to yourself.
>>34173308shes gay 4 pay
>Korone and Okayu will be in the same room>They will be playing Cuphead until completion>Okayu will become tired and let her guard down as the hours go by>Korone will easily bypass what's left of her defensesThis is full yab status. Someone needs to stop this dog before it's too late.
>>34172803https://files.catbox.moe/rv1qom.mp4
>>34173270>Not into oni chicksHomosexuality.
>>34173274But they are only besties
>>34173308real gay jap girls know well enough to be ashamed of it
>>34173316But what if Okayu has already done it with all the members of her harem there
>>34173316Bro just hit her on the knee lol
>>34173195I never jerked off to my Oshi(Watame) but I do fantasize about it.
>>34173316I feel bad for Okayu to have to carry the anchor that is Korone in a game like cuphead.Korone is enduring sure, but Cuphead requires precision.
>>34173331>I never jerked off to my Oshi(Watame)I have, several timesget cucked
>>34173327The knee's just a story she made up to trick Okayu into letting her defenses down.
It's nice that Flare has a good friend like Noel and a cute girlfriend like Marine
She is truly the one to idolize, not to be seen through idle eyes
Since all the girls just randomly decided to play resident evil games do you think we'll ever get a dead rising stream? As far as I know none of the chuubas have played it. It's also a capcom zombie game so it's the perfect game for a stream.
>>34173316theres an architect story here to be made
>>34173322Flare is Marine's girlfriend
>>34173342>Bargaining
>>34173340Does global like rushia now?
So, why is Okayu asking which prisoner is her favorite causing Pekora so much distress
why is the onigirya the most punished mascot? he starves all day...
>>34173353No, this is acceptance
>>34173342Flare looks Chinese kek
>>34173359Because all the prisoners from Kamuy are sexual deviant, murderous, psychopaths.
>>34173080>>34173092>>34173099草
>>34173316It's funny that they're wearing the same uniform even with their ridiculous in-universe age gap
>>34173295Not for long
>>34173367
>>34173124Flare...
>>34173362That's not true. Okayu feeds us almost every stream. Most of the time it's edible too. You have to watch out for things like herbariums though, or rocks, or fire, or a fishman, or your fellow inmates...
>>34173348https://files.catbox.moe/ddpmx3.mp4
>>34173342>Flare and Noel>FriendsFlare can barely stand the whore
>>34173138Fuck you. This is why I hang around in archives most of the time.
>>34173386>cannibalswho hurt you?
>>34173195I have never masturbated to Luna and never will.
Miko is just korone with an annoying voice.
>>34173397gorosan...
>>34173398>I have never masturbated to LunaI have
>>34173195I don't fap to Holos.
>>34173407koone's voice is pretty annoying too
>>34173407Miko is funnier than Korone
>>34173316It's already too late. The plans are in motion now.
>>34173400
>>34173419STREAMAND WEAR THE WITCH COSTUMEhttps://streamable.com/rifkpl
>>34173384No need for the copium, anon. This will always be the true reality.
Why can't your oshi stop sucking dicks?
>>34173419thanks
They seems like cute friends to me.
>>34173419ありがとう
lizard...
>>34173437Cute lesbians
Does anyone have that image with everyone that participated in meme review?
>>34173427But I like the overly smug cayt outfit.
>>34173195It would be wrong not to jerk it to her
Someone save this woman from herself
>>34173390Is that why they played Monhun together for 4 hours?
>>34173407Don't shitpost with Miko and Korone. Miko loves Korone and Korone loves MikoMiko.
>>34173443>Top tier boobs with p*izuri hole>That face
>>34173468should I subscribe to her
>>34173414I'm listening.
>>34173468Who?
https://twitter.com/_my1mrmr/status/1380419802045456384?s=20ayame...
I'm starting to grow disillusioned with towa because she always speaks in her retard voice. Suisei is too sexy...
>Korone tweeted her "To Do List".>Korone of all people...She's planning for that 1 month break recovery isn't? There's no way Korone can be this prepared unless something big or something important is going on.
>>34173468I assume its some andy trying to achieve a big number
>>34173195I can't fap to my oshi all the other holos are just fine
>>34173195I can't jerk off to 2D
I've jerked off to anon a bunch of times.
>>34173468Kuku NO
>>34173443not lizard...
You should only fap to Nijis getting raped
>>34173484She do these quite often so give her a try
https://streamable.com/3yvpdf
>>34173490>>34173501You still here globalfags?>>>/vt/global
Are you ok?
>>34173526meds and take your literally who with you
>>34173497https://files.catbox.moe/fqmd6h.mp4
>>34173534grinchwa....
>>34173526What the fuck are you talking about, why should I be a globalfag if I don't know your literal who
come on man, the thread has been peaceful, lets keep it like this
>>34173468Not Hololive, fuck off
Do you love my girlfriend?
>>34172657The English suffix denoting the ordinal form of a number is either -st, -nd, -rd or -th depending on which number is in front of it.
>>34173468Look at her go! kuku please stop...
have to do my reps, later niggas
>>34173560she's my girlfriend too
https://youtu.be/GolERvrBqOUkek
>>34173526Are you perhaps lost?
https://streamable.com/dvp3edunchi demashita...
>>34173468Is that Kiara
>>34173532>>34173542>>34173588>unironically global fagsCANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP LOL
It's pretty weird for a thread that kicked out the holostars to want to try and talk about Kuku.
>>34173584Aki did the same, why are they like this?https://twitter.com/poipoi_douga/status/1380380833278697472
>>34173594No. This one is >>34173592
>>34172683To quote Ayame's roommate's friend, "There's no such thing as lesbians."
>>34173594Why are you pretending to be me?
>>34173468That's not even that much.
https://streamable.com/12vtbhplease watch my meme
So who's raiding us this time? Why can't they just leave us alone?
>>34173560>had to delay her drawing stream because she realized her Rem drawing was too lewd for youtubeI love my slutty girlfriend
>lofi girl has 39k viewers
best GTA collab
>>34173468Kiara's new costume looks pretty shite
>>34173596Last time I checked she was not a shart
Is it weird if I hate Coco but love her Fallout 4 streams?
>>34173594Sorry my bad. is that a talent of Hololive productions? I looked at the website and can't seem to find her
>>34173609you just had to do it didn't you
>>34173612I think global. I'm just gonna leave for an hour to watch a marine vod and play a game. You should do the same with peko. Don't give them attention.
extremely bad thread
>>34173609Too long, 30 seconds should do
https://streamable.com/hh6e6a
>>34173609*clap clap*
>>34173638didnt ask
cytuber if you are here, please respond.
Why don't we have any holos who appreciate Ars Poetica?
>>34173609https://youtu.be/uLtpIv2hBKwneeds the sound effect
>>34173632>Not even 1 month oldEither you're a tourist or a horsefucker from global but then again what's the difference
>>34173407But Korone's accent gives me life.
are we being raided?
>>34173468That's the EN chicken you guys fear so much?
Too many newfags even in deadhours??QuestionWhy did you choose this place over /hlgg/?
flare....
>>34173609Where are you retards coming from?
>>34173657So she's' not part of Hololive?
EN bros... I don't feel so good...
>>34173609>hlg humor
https://streamable.com/6csqhv
>>34173639Yeah...The "joke" is at 2:28 when the heads start spinning faster
>>34173671I just came here from reddit yesterday.
>>34173678>new IPGo back.
>>34173674No she isn't,he is just a spammer.
>>34173678She's reading SC. Still more than your oshi.
>>34173657go back newfag
>>34173685I miss this Miko
>>34173668During EN hours this place unironically turns into global. Just don't bother and go play some vidya.
>>34173687I don't think you saw the watermark anon
>>34173678she is done, maybe if they add her in holofigthz?
HELL LOTTERYHELL LOTTERYHELL LOTTERY
Why do people respond to their own posts? What's the point of that?
>>34173678>B-b-b-but muh subs
Global fags fear the indies
>>34173663Haha, it's L*l*!
flare with those headphones is really cute
Alright elffriends I've gotta ask. What does Flarepits smell like?
>>34173730>Kuku>Indie You're just as new as them
The amount of collabs and events Korone's been setting up lately has left me feeling really uncomfortable, and there's an "announcement" on her anniversary. Is she going to graduate?
>>34173736I like them
>>34173737chocolate
>>34173741Not talking about Kuku but sure but I hope you get what I'm trying to say
>>34173736Yeah, they hide her ugly pointy ears
I really like images of hololive girls eating hamburgers if you know what I mean.
>>34173747There are announcements almost on every birthday, anniversary or whatever. It's probably more merch or maybe a new outfit.
>>34173737Marine
>>34173699go where
When will PPT finish Jump King?
>>34173747She realized she doesn't have much time left on this planet
>>34173747original song for the gamers concert
Dead hours.
Flares lunch consists of hot cheetos and purple koolaid.
>12 hours
>>34173773TO BRAZIL
https://jigex.com/4K7s
>>34173785Sucks that no one is streaming right now...
>>34173747Korone is one of those holos who are completely useless outside of their streaming "career", she will stay as long as hololive exists
>>34173747is this autism?
>>34173747Don't worry anon, she's just taking some vacations on a big farm with lots of other dogs whom she can play kusoge with.
hololive feels dead compared to that high energy feeling there was last summer
>>34173468chicken...
>Merch finally arrives>The postal service try to deliver it to my front door when I'm at work like any normal person>Since I wasn't at home they just shove it back into the car and will keep it there until MondayPostal services who try to deliver shit to your home during working hours are retarded, even more so since they don't even try to contact you beforehand.
>>34173760Why are their legs so long?
Kuku>>Shreken
>>34173814>deliver shit to your home during working hoursIsn't how it works everywhere?
>>34173793That's hot I want her to say that to me.
>>34173468>KukuThis is a Mimi thread
>>34173806Hololive is ok dude. It's just community that turned into shit.
>>34173814Should've had it sent to your office then
>>34173814Did I fucking ask?
>>34173668Because I hate global.
>>34173814They just left my package at the door. Do you live in a ghetto?
>>34173826Well I hope that in other countries the postal service at least makes an attempt to contact the recipient and give them a chance to rush home.
>>34173789NOOOOOOOOO
>>34173838I did
>>34173021Banpire...
>>34173824Well anon, one passed the hololive auditions, the other didn't
do your fitness reps
>>34173843I do receive a notification, but usuallymy parents are at home
>>34173814Post office just leaves stuff at the door since I don't live in some shithole where it's not safe to do so.
>>34173841>>34173855By that logic you must also leave your door unlocked.
Towa: It's been a rough few weeks Coco... ever since I... jacked off those guys on stream...Coco: Ok, I'm waiting for for the punchline.Towa: There's no punchline... It's not a joke...Coco: You're serious aren't you? You're telling us jacked off those three guys on stream?Towa: Uh huh.Coco: And why should we believe you?Towa: I got nothing left to lose. Nothing can hurt me anymore... My life is nothing but a comedyCoco: Let me get this straight; you think jacking of those guys in front of your fans is funny?Towa: I do. And I'm tired of pretending it's not. Purity is subjective, Coco. ain't that what they say? All of you, the fans that know so much, you decide what's pure or not. The same way you decide what is being an entertaining liver or not.Coco: Ok, I think- I might understand that you did this to start a movement? To become a symbol?Towa: C'mon Coco... Do I look like the kind of vtuber that can start a movement? I jacked off those guys because the fans are awful. Everyone is awful these days. It's enough to make any vtuber crazy.Coco: Ok so you're a crazy slut. Is that your defense for masturbating those men on stream?Towa: No. They couldn't hold it in for more than a minute even if their lives depended on it.Towa: Ugh why is everyone so upset about what I did? If I was some other slut on the streets your wouldn't give a shit. I stream for you every day and you don't notice me! But these other holos, just because they have hundreds of thousands of subscribers like Sora, Aqua or Marine.Coco: You have a problem with Sora and the other popular holos?Towa: Yes I do. Have you seen what it's like to be a regular vtuber, Coco? Have you even had less that 15k viewers while streaming? Everyone is just doing collabs with other popular vtubers! Nobody is civil anymore! Nobody thinks what it's like to be an unpopular vtuber. You think someone like YAGOO thinks what it's like to be someone like me? To be somebody but his popular holos? He doesn't. He thinks that we'll just sit there and do an apology video like good little pure idols! That we won't Gibara and go wild!Coco: You finished? I mean there's so much self pity, Towa. It sounds like you're making excuses for masturbating those young men on stream. Not all of us, and I'll tell you this, not all of us are awful.Towa: ...you're awful, Coco.Coco: Me? I'm awful? Oh yeah? How am I awful?Towa: Ignoring the yabe incident... Not collabing with me... You just wanted to make fun of me. You're just like the rest of them.Coco: You don't know the first thing about me motherfucker. Look what happened because of what you did. You tarnished the hololive brand. You laughing. You laughing. Your fans heard you masturbating men and your laughing. People are still mad today because of what you did and you're laughing.Towa: I know. How about another joke, Coco?Coco: No, I think we've had enough of your jokes.Towa: What do you get when you cross a menhera slut with a FANBASE THAT ABANDONS HER AND TREATS HER LIKE TRASH?Coco: sugi no news desuTowa: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU GET! YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!
What a great thread.
>>34173786Basketball watch along with Flare when?
>>34173874Never fails to make me laugh even after a year
>>34173876Thread was peak comfy during among us collab...
I'm Italian American
>>34173877flare probably would like the best player kawaii leonard
and thats why im going to kill towa
>>34173851Yeah but the other one makes me hard with her voice and the one in Hololive don't so your argument is invalid.
>>34173852I'll do them later, I swear
>comes back>no streams
>>34173905>I'll do them later.
dead thread
>>34173851One did wrestling and one didn't...
>>34173852Only if my sushi tells me to do them
>>34173932He was joking Mr. Koro
>his oshi uses savestates
Next Colour Planet is such a boring song.
>>34173935*oshi
Give me any indie or vtuber from another company to watch in these dead hours....
>>34173949https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs0wM0jreNk
its okay towa, I smoke
Good afternoon I love Lamy
>>34173934One has 80k subs the other 800k...
>>34173958>kukuoh shit how did i miss her stream
Stop talking about towa
>>34173874>Have you even had less that 15k viewers while streaming?hahaha...
I need sad utawakus, I really like them
>We really duped Towa into buying Monhun lol!
The nousagi-kenzoku alliance is still going strong.
>>34173969https://youtu.be/ErYf0CK2DkU
>>34173975There is no nousagi kenzoku alliance
>>34173986>he dousent know
>>34173964>800k>2k watchingImagine if Kuku had hololive in her name....
>>34173998>No Archive meme
>>34173958Is this the better orange woman
coco booba
>>34173792rab yu onyon
>globaltards getting mad because Kuku is dabbing on ch*ckenlel
Why the fuck is there an actual kfp fag in the thread?
>>34173998To be fair, she is reading SC atm I think. But still, overall numbers are still not that better as one would expect with 800k subs. Subs really aren't a good measure anymore.
>>34173958>Started streaming 5 hours agoWhy
i just came to a holo ama
>>34174007yes
>>34174026loserbait?
the cocock is cocked and loaded
>>34174007Well I can listen to her voice for hours without wanting to shoot my brains out.
>>34174015>Not even in the top 200 vtubers>Dabbing on anyone
https://youtu.be/wXLsPMRcYY0
>>34174042Why do I have a feeling that she's going to pander to chinks sooner or later
>>34174032no
>>34174032Who the hell is loserbait
>Pekora says she wants to see the Monster Hunter movie and thinks it looks interesting>chat full of あっ and あれは...
>>34173484Yes.
>>34174059There's a monsterhunter movie?
>>34174057globalshit, just ignore
>>34174069Unfortunately.
>>34174059I heard it was garbage
>>34173975Stop forcing yourself into where you're not wanted, kenzocuck
>>34172957The fuck is wrong with him
>>34174081>>34173986Pekora loves KenzokuCHADs and Towa loves Nousagis
doesn't rushia essentially have the hick accent of japan where shes from?
>>34174059based pekora wanting to laugh at the chinese jokes they made in the film
>>34174059Why is she like this?
>>34173852The gym's closed due rona....
>>34174094Even Towa doesn't like Kenzoku.
>>34174102That part was censored across all cuts anon
>>34172993I got tired of the Aloefag's shit after a week, yet he's still going.
>>34174102Is that true? If so I'll watch the movie.
>>34174097No, you're thinking of Korone.
https://streamable.com/3pldnv
Miko is a saint
>>34174126She really loves the reddit smiley face huh
>>34174129This is true.
>>34174037Well, she has 3D idol costume. Seems like she's dabbing on chicken to me.https://streamable.com/jl33wn
>>34174139It was our smiley face first.
>>34174097Kind of but it's mostly just certain phrases like ほんでほんで. She speaks normally otherwise.
>>34174144nose...
FAQ
you use the word Oshi, too lightly
>>34174144Shame about all the sexual harassment at 774, hopefully she won't have to graduate due to it like the other 3...
I hate women
>>34174144what the fuck where's the archive of this? you promised. YOU PROMISED
>>34174129not anymore, they sealed up her power with spats
Which will be the first gen to have all their members in the 1 million sub club?
COCO NOSE WTF???
>>34174155Can't be worst than what this guy did to shreken
>>34174170EN, Flare and Mio are just too far away to make it in time
¿Quieres?
>>34173930Fucking Haachama, what time is it in Japan again? Is she getting dicked or something?
>>34174174Fuck off Kenzoku, no one likes Nose besides you retards, not even Towa.
>>34174144Saved Thanks alot
>>34174154True. My real, one true oshi is a niconico streamer that I proposed to and tried to get her to marry me after she expressed interest in loving in my country but she turned me down.
>>34174170Gamers
>>34174176Fuck I forgot to say besides EN.
>>3417419005:40 AM.
>>34174170>GamersOnly Mio is behind at 600k>3rdFlare needs a huge boost>5thThey're somewhat even, My bet would be them.>ENDon't care.
>>34174174https://youtu.be/nDp0ci2yW18
>>34174199Sounds like a story my wife told me once
>>34174155it sure is a shame, isn't it...
>>34174144
>>34174170EN, Ina and Chicken are only 100 away, then GAMERS but it's going to take a while with Sankisei after. As for the others I doubt it's even going to happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkX0pQun7nwWhy don't holos stream beat saber? I bet it would be good exercise for Polka for example
>>34174190I watch nose often and I'm a shiokko
When will they give Marine a new 3D model?
>>34174239Never, the womb goblin is eternal
>>34174220As long as he leaves Mimi alone he can sekuhara whoever he wants
>>34174239>>34174248womb...
>>34174239Sankisei Live
>>34174239never
Why are people still spamming indies?
>>34174248>>34174259la goblina...
Do we like Mio?
>>34174144How the fuck wasn't Kuku scouted? How did we end up with people as unfunny and talentless as Coco and Towa instead of her?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rz8e962zyUpfft
>>34174273Indies are more interesting
>>34174126I prefer this versionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKzxTv154qo
>>34174273Because it's dead hoursWhy do you niggers always complain about dead hours? It's dead hours. It's a license to post off topic.
>>34174282>weyes, absolutely
I dont love Suisei anymore...
>>34174284You think people like Kuku would want to join a group of literal prostitutes like Hololive?
>>34174170Nene is projected to get 1m before Mio and Flare, and she doesn't even have her 3D yet.Polka is actually growing much slower than Nene and might lose out to Flare.
>>34174144Kuku is a real hot piece of ass. I wonder if her roommate is a looker too
>>34174282Yes
>>34174312She's alright
Gen 3 is the only gen where all the girls are virgins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJz5S18UQ7oyour oshi WILL play with ID
>>34174248WOMB
>>34174304>Joins 774incBig 草, also isn't she friends with Patra? to add even more insult to injury
https://youtu.be/rJFvXsdOFrYHow would you name this unit?
>>34174282Miofa are okay, Taigafags get out
Which Holos closed the ring in RFA?
>>34174273>Talk about Nasa in dead hours but can't talk about other vtubersWhat? You want to shitpost that badly?
>>34174312above average
>>34174304You say that but 774 are literal prostitutes. There are rumors that Mary used her body to get her role.
>tfw too retarded and submissive to attempt grooming an indiefuck
Talk about recent VODs? Nah. Talk about upcoming streams? Nah. Talk about recent news from holos? Nah. Talk about offtopic garbage and nonholos? Sounds good to me!
>>34174144Which Holo has the best version of Ikenai Borderline? I already know it's Suisei, but give me (You)s
Taiga is more interesting than mio
>>34174340Nene should get better friends
>>34174312she's... ehh but ill still wife her for her personality
Indies are cool and all until you find out one you like is involved in some sex cult
>>34174334>>34174340>matuli throws>nene doesn't know how to play>ollie keeps moaning jesas
>>34174273This thread is nu-/vyt/ in everything but name.
>>34174321>>34174345>>34174362Nice, my yellowfever goggles probably bump her to a 8/10
Is Taiga the most powerful Holo pet?
>>34174304Cover may be incompetent, but at least they aren't an outright black company.
>>34174346There's already a popular prostitute vtuber group
>>34174375Yes
>>34174375look at this man
>>34174334My oshi already does. Unfortunately she plays with Iofi.
>>34174351Strange that people never complained about that until now. I truly wonder why is that.
We all agree Nene's roommate is the prettiest right?
>>34174375He's the most fat for sure. Taiga fat fuck.
Wrong thread globashitters.you will never be white.
>>34174393It's really strange
>>34174363That's the whole point though
>>34174396My dumb wife is the prettiest.
>>34174396>wejump off a bridge
>>34173747Anon you're fucking retardedShe already mentioned she's getting an original song and releasing it right after her anniversary stream endsAlso the merch being that hosoinu blanket she uses on streamI swear the only koronefags left in this shithole are just clipwatching mouthbreathers holy fuck
>>34174396I don't even know her and I don't want to.
>>34174354None, they all suck. Literally no vtuber can do Junna any justice.
>>34174396nobody cares
>>34174396prettiest was matsuri (fat version)
>>34174396No I think Mel's is.
>>34174304Bro... there's people in 774 with sex scandals older than vtubging as a medium and they had to graduate 3 talents because their managers harassed them into graduation, there was a time in which they were an actual black company and is not like they're free of scandals now, I know we shit on Cover and Ichikara for laughs but they're far above the average for vtuber companies
>>34174415fatsuri was okay, but i admire how damn well she tries to keep herself from ballooning up again
>>34174393>Strange that people never complained about that until nowWhy are you trying to revise history? People complained when the threads were full of desuwa spam, people complained when the threads were full of ahoge spam. People complained when the threads were full of 4cc spam. Fuck off.
>>34174422How the fuck does she keep getting fat so fast?
>>34174416She has a million filters in every photo, she's just like Rushia. Also Mel is really obsessed with Kana Hanazawa and Rushia kinda sounds like her. I'm surprised they don't get along more.
Kuku isn't an indie...
>>34174393You missed when anons got a 30 day ban for spamming Ahoge?
Why is talking about Taiga not off topic?
>>34174396Miko > Nene > Matsuri > Mel > ShionTop5
>>34174420>We
>>34174396Yeah, but Marine's is the hottest, Nene is more like a pretty doll cute face but a literal board
>>34174391t-theres nothing wrong with my wife Iofi shes a good girl
>>34174388I never realized how big ragdolls are. Basically no different from norwegian forest cats.
>>34174433If it's not Hololive or Nijisanji it's Indie
>>34174441cats are not offtopic
>>34174433If it's not Holo or Niji it is an indie bro
Best pov for the mongus collab?
>>34174442>MikoNah, what he >>34174430 said also applies to Miko she has like a thousand filters on every photo and all video of her is grainy as fuck and from before the ps3
>>34174250its not harassment if they are willing
>>34174450Marine's photos are old though and she seems to be fat at the moment.
>>34174461Unironically Fubuki. She got the most impostor games. Also, Rushia if you want to drop your IQ.
>>34174450Give me Noel over Marine just for the tits alone. I don't care how ugly Noel is compared to Marine, her tits are just that nice.
I have never seen a good post with an image of Yagoo attached.
>>34174473noel is at least kinda cute
>>34174456>"Ayame whore">the only one who didn't post her pussyIs it because she knows the value of the goods or something?
>>34174471They're not that old and as weird as it might be she's more fit now than she was at that start so there's no way she's fat
>>34174470low IQ
>>34174434We had a meido that cleaned off topic but now? I rather talk about other vtuber than swimming in shit that meido wont clean
>>34174488NEXT CRAP
>>34174465Kuku is for patra's use only
>>34174462That's like the people who complain about PEDs in sports. They all use them and some are just better.Miko is the best looking.
>>34174473Marine has ass tho
Who's your favorite 774 /hlg/?
>>34174488subaru one made me chuckle rest were trash
>>34174491>We had a meido that cleaned off topic but now?That was sharkmeido but we drove him away. We regret it now.
>>34174488>bubba gumplol
>>34174506We're the ones who came up with wataburger, retard.
>>34174473I'll take marine if nobody wants her. I'll take one for the team.
>>34174498Patra is for her second husband only
>>34174502ran is cute I wish she would play apex with choco again or do something with watame
>>34174473The ugly photos of Noel are from when she was a teenager, everything else has 1 million filters and parts of her face covered . The only non-filter picture of her is grainy as fuck, but she looks kind of cute.
>>34174434It was like 3 dayst. was one of the anons that got banned
>>34174480Nah she's pretty ugly, I've seen her without makeup and filters. Same with Luna, holy fuck she's ugly too. If we're talking bottom 5 ugliest Holos it's gotta be Botan, Fubuki, AZKI, Luna, Noel. >inb4 Sora is ugly She isn't
>>34174424No I remember people mostly going with that and only a few dudes throwing a shitfit. Kinda like when people were talking about VCarnival here and 2 or 3 dudes were screaming "STOP TALKING ABOUT NIJIS FUCK OFF FUCK OFFFFFF" but nobody cared.
>>34174411Best one.https://twitter.com/yurasoro/status/957475505980125184
>>34174522>tfw you will never be her second husbandAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
wtf marine looks like THAT?
>>34174502
>>34174516I'm well aware and I still think it's trash retard maybe keep supachatting her the order again and it'll be funny right?
How was Among Us? Who had a good perspective?
Why is she laughing?https://streamable.com/gjq9yz
>>34174516Wasn't that global? Or did they come up with watamelon and hlg made wataburger.
>>34174519Sorry lad but if Marine isn't having sex it's because she doesn't want it not because she can't. She's not Choco.
>>34174509>weHe was a globalfaggot through and through. /hlg/ would be in an even worse state if he would still be around.
sui chan wa
>>34174434>spammingThere was no spam.
>>34174509Well, he was going to leave anyway for /vt/ and why would he bother caring about a thread that dislikes his oshi?
>>34174545Wish we had a kitsune holo...
so why exactly is patra a yab machine?
>>34174546rushia was mostly imposter, I think?switch to botan or fubuki when its their imposter game, i think its the 2nd to the last one
>>34174549Global didn't even exist when watamelon or wataburger were a thing.
>>34174502Has to be rene, the shilling in /wsg/ made me like her.
Onii chan, am I cute today?
>>34174502Kuku and Rene
>>34174564
>>34174568Because she has been that way for over a decade, and that's ok we love her just as she is
>>34174502patra because i want her to suck me dry in every sense of the word
>>34174558t.sharkmonkey apologist
>>34174576Why is she wearing autism awareness coveralls?
>>34174585What?
>>34174578>>34174589fuck off menhera cat
Fubuki might be married
>>34173682>hlg humor
>>34174589猫やんけ!
Marine's sister is tweeting lewd art about herself!https://twitter.com/ryonaxlove/status/1379536109676294144
>>34174578>>34174589Fox =/= Kitsune>>34174591Whale =/= Kitsune
>>34174599>猫*chair clattering*
coco M16...
>>34174434But I wasn't banned for posting her?
>>34174573Link to the Rene shilling?
>>34174530Sora is practically disfigured
>>34174502Rene or Mary
>your oshi >describe her in one wordMarineEgg
>>34174605Really original dude. Post that on reddit maybe you will get into meme review.
>>34174604Gonna use this instead of Towa Baby
>>34174604
I'm currently driving while posting
>>34174604Faggots here don't even know who this is.
>>34174546Korone is fun but has no fucking idea what's going on.Botan didn't throw this time at all and had two really good games as a crewmate, and a good imposter round of her own.Rushia if you have good ear protection, the round where she went against FBK was one of the loudest things I ever heard in Hololive.
>>34174604I fucking hate Akira
>>34174604You cannot survive disembowelment
>>34174627He literally just said it's Marines sister
>>34174626who is you oshi?
>>34174644Obviously Watame
>>34174630I lost 50IQ with that one game with Rushia as impostor. She legit couldn't even open the doors.
>>34173609should've moved the watermark in the center
>>34174618TowaGrowling Beast
>>34174644My oshi is Fl
>>34172996Me too, but Marine instead!
>>34174644Ayame
>>34174388Why the fuck is this asshole so fluffy and comfy
>>34174346sasuga
what would you do if you were noels brother? would you give in to her?
>>34174604Been a while since i've seen her get posted here
>>34174644Watame.
>>34174664Yes.Her brother was a faggot for sure
Rushia is a whore
>>34174604How would you fix this girl?
>>34174664He's married.
>>34174346>patra literally sucked dicksShe blew THOUSANDS...
>>34174610I just meant by lurking overtime but my favorite one has to be this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJgchoS75rc
>>34174097her だべ is super cute.. too bad she isn't saying it often.
https://youtu.be/zYaWWRmBdZw?t=8222FUBUKI HATE
>>34174681And?
how do i give my money to yogurt?
TAIGA IS A WHORE!
>>34174677You can't
How can characters like Ayame, Shion, and Towa get away with it when Korone's as active as she's ever been despite having 5 bastard children to take care of and an exploded knee and ankle?
Thoughts on gawr gura? What would you say to her if she was lurking right now?
Holy shit I only just started watching Lamy and she's actually the best
>>34174705She trains her mind and body
>>34174644Ina
>>34174155>>34174220it was real...
>>34174714Dirty lying elf rat hands are behind this post
>>34174723Wrong thread
Would you forgive Haachama is went full dogeza before you asking you to spare her for doing the schizo arc?
>>34174714You have a lot of content to catch up on anon
>>34174683It was only like 5...
>>34174734Only if it's naked dogeza
>>34174723Where are her tits?
>>34173269Na that one is good but... I guess I just need some really good shit, I don't like jerking to images too much, I should try with the femdom I guess
>>34174711she's okshould've joined vshojo
>>34174705Towa has ruined her lungs smoking, Shion is depressed and Ayame has to deal with constant seepage.
>>34174683Fuck off, Patra has a husband
>>34173468Bootleg Kiara?
Is this the worst original song?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC4jHrVLaME
>>34174650https://streamable.com/u9nmay
>>34174743
Watame is for serverless architecture, I hope you are too!
>>34174749DONTA
CHINPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>34174753nah, anything watame makes sucks
>>341747385 thousands? damn
>>34174753When the fuck did she release this?
The more I hear about the industry the more Hololive looks better by comparison...
>>34174779Right after her 3D birthday live
>>34174750yeah, ME
https://youtu.be/zYaWWRmBdZw?t=4521The worst Rushia game in all time. I legit thought she would lose.
How do I reconcile liking a Holo, Noel in this case (she's not my oshi but I think she is a good person and a good friend) with my extreme disapproval with what she does in her real life?
>>34174772Towa...
>>34174738At the same time?!
>>34174753Flare's a top tier singer with terrible music sense. She's so powerful when you give her the right song but her taste is bad and she always fucks around.
>>34174705Korones ex husband has custody retard. He took the kids after she refused to take care of them and decided to go freeload off her grandma and play vidya all day.
>>34174789I suggest having sex
>>34174430>I'm surprised they don't get along more.I'm pretty sure they tend to talk to each other when they have lessons together. Rushia is still cute without all the filters..
>>34174692How could she ever falsely accuse someone that's like this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYaWWRmBdZw&t=943s
WHAT THE FUCKhttps://youtu.be/CLx2fQvWFC8
>>34174456>only one of rushia's cats
>>34174789Jerk off. Post nut clarity will tell you what to do.
This chicken is pretty good.
>>34174815Bitch really loves reddit.
>>34174795Flare quite literally wants to be loli but she's stuck as elf onee-san with cool voice. And that's moe.
>>34174844Ina too
>>34174618rushiaかわいい
>>34174844>>34174860Fuck off globaltards
>>34174860I'm talking about the Animare chicken.
>>34174844Jerk off. Post nut clarity will make you realise that's not true.
>>34173016For a reference, just look how much time were TMSHK and Pika played this game just to fail miserably. Still, I think both Ogayu and Mr. Koro are better at games than TMSHK
>>34174789You can easily ignore it, especially since she isn't even your oshi.
>>34174875Speaking of those whores, did we ever find out what Magnet was Aloe'd?
https://youtu.be/zYaWWRmBdZw?t=1924Rushia menhera, Caution with the volume...
>>34174789You bust a nut obviously.
NEXT MEME
>>34173500What's in her to do list ?
>>34174924tower....
>>34174928sex
>>34174928https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1380591527878033409?s=20
So who declined the hardest this year?
>>34174924
>>34174971Korone
>>34174971everyone Hololive is dying will be done in 2-3 years tops
suishia?
>>34174714t. Botan
>>34174971Kaichou...
>>34174971your favorite holo
>>34174971Matsuri
>>34174971Fuck off numberfag
>>34174971(You)
Aloe...
>>34174985I'm worried about the future of all my oshis, what will of be of them...
>>34174971Matsuri, Coco, Suisei, Korone, Fubuki, Aqua. Everyone not named Sankisei.
>>34174971This thread.
>>34174753It makes me sad that Flare hates literally everything about her character, now she's even making changes to the idol outfit. She's too far in for a redesign, so her 3D model is stuck with the outfit she hates and people keep drawing her in it despite the fact that she hasn't used in over fucking year outside of like the 5 3D streams she has been in
>>34174971/hlg/
>>34174971Shark
>>34175031>>34175038That's a good thing though.
>>34175033Flare: I want my character to be athletic-> Artist Makes her black
>>34175018Hopefully have some money to get over a year or two while looking for a man with money in the bank.
>>34174971Gibraltar and her friends
>>34174753it was so close to being good. needed more denpa influence if anything. still fun at least
>Kizuna AI>HolosI thought you guys said that there weren't any Holos in her tournament because her associating with them would make her zhangs mad...
>>34174971Not my oshi
>>34175051I meant in quality though
>>34175033Well, maybe she shouldn't have auditioned for it in the first place.
Is she taking a break or something?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY6JnkYUiYUCoco is rewarding your patience with a Fallout stream!
>>34175064No it's because the tournament was streamed on bilibili.
>>34175064Why are you pretending to be retarded
>>34175064>train kusoge tournamentJesas
>>34174960Ok she says herself there will be a big announcement the 13th of April.New original song maybe ?
>>34175070That can also be a good thing.If the thread declines in quality, most of the posters will leave. With the main posters gone, schizos and shitposter will get bored because no more (You)s so they'll fuck off to wherever, thus, the threads will be slow and comfy again
>>34173500Sonic... onegai...
>>34175108No you dumbass, that's not a good thing at all. It's like saying it's a good thing your house burned down, so that you don't need to listen to your shitty neighbor anymore.
Hololive is gonna do a show at Anime Expo next year.
>>34175084I'd love to watch a holo play fallout but Coco's voice and her disrespect to the Chinese people just makes it hard.
>>34175122It's called looking at the bright side of things.
im happy Pekora didn't use LS even if I didn't watch the stream.I can't stand any more streams, even if I like to play MH
>>34175084I'd love to watch a holo play fallout but Coco's voice and her disrespect to the Chinese people just makes me hard.
>>34175108>schizos and shitposter will get bored because no more (You)sThis has never been the case on any board.
My oshi is the strongest, peko
>not playing the easiest and strongest weaponIt's like debuffing oneself in purpose. MH players are weird.
>>34174971Shark lost like 50% of her viewership
>>34175150Wait till she gets liberty prime and he starts insulting the chinese communists.
>>34175084Good and all, but why not Fallout 76?
I still like how far flare has come, but she's in a weird identity crisis like an anon said
>>34175084Fuck off Todd.
I would never be aroused by Kiryu Coco.
When will Nenechi get her 3D bros...
>>34175169LS in rise is broken to the point it feels like cheating, relative to other weapons. It's fun, but it feels actually unfair.
>>34175164Why is she so popular
>>34175164Pekora is fucking strong what the fuck?I kneel PekoCHADs
>>34175164Nipplenecrosiscat got 3D?
>>34175084我很想看Holo玩《辐射》,因为Coco的声音让我很难受,我想让她坐在我的脸上
>>34175083her schizo arc is done and the only thing she knows how to play is minecraft and no one plays that anymore. She's practically retired
>>34175164tokyo ghoul... not like this... why?
>>34175178>identity crisiswhat?
>>34175181He literally owns Todd now.
>>34175170b-but the VOD views...
Miko and Nene are the cutest holos to ever exist
UNDER THE SEA
>>34175200Tokyo Ghoul already dabbed on Aquas viewership. Truly the King of APEX.
>>34175185have patience anon, there's a reason she's been going all in on dance practice over the last month
>>34175187I've been playing LS since MHF2 and it feels like it just gets more and more OP each game.
>>34175083Hopefully she's gone back in time to before she debuted so she can fuck off from Hololive
>>3417517416 TIMES THE ZHANGS
Switch Axe is the coolestt MH weapon
>>34175207>split between hating her original outfit>its her default 3D>can't do much on that end
>>34175064now post this in vt and let everyone seeth
>>34175211>VOD viewsahem
>>34175185Watch her stream on the 13th
>>34175233Do any of the holos use it?
https://youtu.be/eF2PUTKysYkThe cutest.
>>34175260Cute friends
>>34175243What happened to the shark?
https://twitter.com/cho_nippon_yugi/status/1374992115302690816 Is this what it means to become Lamy?
>>34175227it has like 4 different parries and the iai spirit slash costs no meter. you can literally parry ANY attack and do damage if you want to kill a monster that way.
>>34175267fubuki
>>34175273Slowely becoming Kizuna ai
blessed
>>34175236>hating her original outfitDid she ever said it on stream?
Remember when Okayu used to play JRPGs
>>34174985this is your brain on newfagLook at where these chuubas were a year ago. Even if their views go down, they are still 1000% more popular than they were
>>34175233>GSfixed
>>34175080Pretty sure Flare would have also hated to be Noel or Marine, she was going to lose no matter what
>>34175285His oshi is miko
>10+ hours of Okakoro tomorrowI'm going to die of an overdose, anons, but at least I will die happy.
>>34174985Pekora gets stronger and stronger.
>>34175279Based friend
>>34175169>playing the most braindead weapon so the game became boring as fuckIt's like debuffing oneself on purpose. LS players are weird.
>>34175286she asked for people to stop making clips of her old outfit
>>34175292I like her as a retrogamer in general, and am excited for Goemon 3. I would like to see another JRPG sometime soon though. Wonder what would be good.
>>34175319I want to see a CB player with a brain and who actually charges the sword and shield.
>>34175236>>34175178It feels like her identity crisis goes beyond her design, but also the way in which she's perceived by the audience, other holos and even management
>>34175294It funny seeing newfags flexing dem numbers when Aqua's 3D got like 10k I think?
>>34175033These supposed changes to the idol outfit don't make much sense though since there's an added boobhole compared to the official design.
Is sora a virgin?
>>34175331just feels weird for flare. i like her, but she needs to be given a fixed original outfit imo
Can you take your Monster Hunter garbage out of here please?
>>34175273she only rose to the highs that she did because of memes and because she went viral as the "city pop shark". the honeymoon period is over; some people stayed, some people moved on completely and others settled with other ENs as her favorite after being exposed to them instead.
>>34175055Kek
>>34175333You're just a brainlet if you can't adjust your numbers according to the market trends
Is Suisei a virgin?
>>34175285>>34175307https://files.catbox.moe/wl1p11.png
guys im worred my oshi isnt a virgin
>>34175343We will once the girls stop playing them.
>>34175353And you completely missed point of my post.
>>34175341No, I have sex with her every thread.
>>34175357FAQ NO MALES
>>34175302They were still allowed to make adjustments to the designs, but then she debuted with exactly the same design as the one presented in auditions. Really makes you think...
>>34175374No, you are wrong
>>34175333Remember when 50k was a really huge deal
>>34175341She didn't bleed when I fucked her, no.>>34175355She didn't bleed when I fucked her ass, no.
>>34175292>Okayu will never play Trails Sad...
>>34175343>NOOOO STOP TALKING ABOUT THE GAME THE HOLOS ARE PLAYINGfuck off
>>34175357Miko is Christian? Just like marine!
>>34175389I'm sad she'll never play Lost Odyssey.
Flare is menhera as fuck. She's just good at somewhat hiding how unstable she actually is.
>>34175372She's not.
>>34175321I can't believe it
>>34175084My dream is for Coco to play Lisa the painful
>>34175331I legitimately think she's just having a Christmas cake singles crisis and everything else is a consequence of that.
>>34175393You can talk about games on /v/.
>>34174985Lmao, Hololive won't last longer than Kizuna Ai, who reclined to oblivion after 2 years, Hololive "started" on 2020, the fad will die or will be dying by the end of 2021, there won't be Hololive for 2022, you guys better have ready another hobby.
>>34175393Nobody is playing it now.
Who has Subaru dancing with duck webm?
>>34175393go back
>>34175331>hates boobs>loves Noel
>>34175307>>34175357Miko is a heretic. A maiden to the shrine of demons.
>>34175393Jesas posts like this were insta-ban back in April 2020.
>>34175393Who are you quoting, /v/-kun?
>>34175393You type like v
>>34175413It's a good thing I watch other chuubas than Holos
>>34175418This one?https://twitter.com/KS_wktk/status/1364930150731714565
>>34175064Yes and no, holos were forbidden for her tournament because BiliBili sponsorship, Hololive is banned on anything related to BiliBili which still makes Kizuna a huge chink whore since she picked the big zhang cock over the holos.
>>34175084Fuck this bitchLearn the fucking CB, bitch
>>34175343A tall order considering the fact that most holos are playing it.
Minato aqua still has not played the cod black ops campaign. A campaign that is way better than the modern warfare one.
>>34175435Thanks friend. Turns out it was on Twitter that's why I couldn't find it under any webm.
>>34175449No holos are playing it right now.
>>34175413>hololive is the only source of vtubersretard
>>34175449>A tall order ???
>>-
bigokayuface.jpg
>>34175469Oh sorry, I thought this was the Hololive thread.
>>34175336The OG still has the boobhole, she just changed the hairstyle and swaped the kintsuba hairpin for a tiara
>>34175102Japanese LOVE their trains.
>>34175478...
>>34175481no, this is nu-/vyt/
>>34175471Esl chama...
>>34175411Probably sad that the best thing she has going on at the moment is pretending to be gay for a girl 7 years younger than her...
>>34175413My only two hobbies are watching hololive and cumming into tupperware and freezing it
Flare’s original design is real good though, i don’t get it
>>34175507CUM LOVE
>>34175514She wants to be a feminine homemaker elf, not a warrior
Mikoti...https://streamable.com/3qqeb8
>>34175467I never said anything about playing it “right now”, genius.
>>34175405>Hag >denpa-kei fag No shit
When your oshi graduates you should commit seppuku like a loyal retainer.
>>34175514Who is Flare?
>>34175471Google it. Is this the first time you came across it?
>>34175514The original live2d was creepy as fuck. What are you smokinghttps://youtu.be/iSrfBezoLT8
>>34175383Did Marine or Noel make any adjustments to their design? pretty sure all 3 of them debuted with the exact same design that was put up for audition
Tell me interesting facts about Towa.
>>34175523How is it possible for an adult woman to sound like that?
>>34175514You know that thing that shows up in every isekai nowadays about a strong female knight that secretly wants to wear dresses and get swept off her feet by a dude?
>>34175543Towa is a girl.
>>34175514They censored her, what's next? Making greenback distribution illegal?
>>34175514She doesn’t like it. It seems that she didn’t go back and forth with lack during the design process.
>>34175539Poor Flare. No wonder she has shit sub numbers.Thankfully her gachis are loaded.
>>34175413Why the fuck do you think that "reclining" will mean the end of Hololive? most of them have been streaming for almost a decade, some for even over a decade, often to literally 0 fame. A decent portion of the mentally ill fans that they have picked up along the way (some of which include us) will very likely stick with them until they day they're completely gone for the internet
>>34175543She is Bibi's pants.
>>34175540Noel added a mole on her titty.
>>34175543Towa has never smoked in her life.
>>34175556gen three auditioned for premade characters
>>34175514Flare wants to be girly, soft and feminine and most likely white
>>34175482Oh. I just somehow never realized it's the standard part of that version of the outfit. It's way more apparent on Flare's song art.
>>34175567Korone is killing herself any minute now, Matsuri will go to jail, Haachama and Coco are about to graduate, Hololive is crumbling.
>>34175582Fuck off, no one wants to be white.
Is flare a hag?
>>34175539That's quite a creaky chair she had.
>>34175590Oldest Gen 3.
>>34175581Didn’t Pekora go back and forth with her mama a lot? Then there was a possible small window for feedback between the talent and the designer.
Funny how everyone in the Oneesan-gumi is actually an imouto
My oshi will NEVER go on meme review
>game, sing, talkAny holo for this feel?
>>34175590>Is [member of Bakatare] a hag?Yes.
>>34175590If you go by the standard rule crossing the age of 30, then yes
>>34175539Her voice sounds really different
>>34175614Watame
>>34175614No, sadly no one in holoLIVE fits that niche
>>34175605i don't think so? i may be confabulating but i think i remember the gen 3 audition invitation including finished images of the designs
>>34175589>no one>when japs idolize whites so much they emulate them in anime and irl
>>34175590BakaTare was formed because 3 hags found out they like each other
>>34175623Different mic, first time nervousness / awkwardness, forcing a character like they all do a little bit at first.
My oshi isn't a hag, how do I cope?
>>34175640>>>/pol/
>>34175638The auditions only included Noel, Flare and Marine. Pekora and Rushia had already been casted by then
How did botan get permission to play diablo 2? Does that mean we're gonna get WoW streams too?
>>34175638That announcement literally said Pekora and Rushia are not up for audition.https://prtimes.jp/main/html/rd/p/000000073.000030268.html
>>34175649Hags are bad, no need to cope
>>34175656It's a Blizzard game, Towa plays Overwatch every now and then.
>>34175656We have Activision permissions. Holos just don't care.
>>34175656They've had Blizzard permissions forever.
This is such an underrated cover. Kanata even did the orchestral production herselfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BI2YFYWnjc
>>34175589Being white is objectively better than being any other skin color tho
is hololive dying?
>cope>cope >coperumao rumao copesharts
>>34175652>>34175658thank you for linking. this still shows that the designs were already completed when Flare auditioned.
You're going to marry your oshi
I don't often watch Watame but saw her Caregiver stream the other day by accident and just her talking was quite soothing if it weren't for the occasional screaming and spooky noises. Reminded me of Lamy Minecraft. Any Watamates who can recommend some good similar streams without BGM, that aren't specifically ASMR?
>>34175689Good that I'm not here to say otherwise then?
>>34175698i love lamy but its best that i dont marry her though...
>>34175656she's got contacts
>>34175673Deep voice PPT makes me gay...https://files.catbox.moe/xjakxm.webm
>>34175703Almost all her streams are like that, only in MC and superchat readings she has a BGM on.
>>34175656Open the stream and look at the bottom left, retard
>>34175689Only Rushia and Pekora had some sort of feedback between them and their designers.
>>34175656They have ActiBlizz permissions since a long time. They just don't care about wow
>>34175677No, Pekora is fine
>>34175709maybe not you but >>34175605 >>34175556 was asking if Flare had any input on the original design
>>34175656Most Japs don't know WoW exists.
>>34175605Yeah her original design has a choker with a lockIt looks hotter, to be honestGlad it's back in the prisoner outfit
>>34175633Might have to try my luck in holodead, then.
>>34175656China would just corpse camp the holos
>>34175740and they both chose to not have enormous breasts? something doesn't add up here
>>34175611My will NEVER go to a meme review cus' she organizes it
>>34175766They're flat irl
It is time for numberchad hours.Average live viewership numbers for all of Hololive and Holostars as of the 10th of April 2021:Pekora 23606Marine 21564Aqua 18531Gura 15567Korone 14938Suisei 13681Ayame 12408Haachama 11552Miko 11459Subaru 11178Mori 11012Shion 9441Rushia 8389Ina 8111Coco 7947Noel 7912Flare 7815Lamy 7595Botan 7471Watame 7249Fubuki 7198Mio 6982Okayu 6666Luna 6640Watson 6345Kiara 5210Polka 4942Nene 4891Kanata 4152AZKI 4123Matsuri 3893Choco 3573Towa 3357Aki 2813Mel 2650Moona 2417Ollie 2398Sora 2345RBC 2,200Rikka 1715Reine 1531Tree rat 1255Choco sub ch 1250Iofi 1072Roberu 1047Anya 1025Astel 977Izuru 757Shien 626Oga 446Temma 360Miyabi 334Aruran 294Points to note:>Overall most have gone up, likely boosted by MHR.>Ina, Watson and Kiara have all gone down.>Pizza dad is now the only one with less 300 average live viewers.
>>34175766Why not?Chest cancer is shit
>>34175673Shame about the original song...
The meme review came to stay. Bitch's even using other subreddits to do it...
>>34175776Average of what period?
>>34175776>homos HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>>34175790From playboard, so about the last 15 streams.
>>34175776Average viewers when?
>>34175766nigga, delicious flat chests is real and it's beautiful
>>34175776Imagine losing to choco, not once, but twice
>>34175776Oh and Mel is unchanged because she literally hasn't streamed since the last time I made.>>34175795See >>34175794
>>34175776>RBC and Sora are lower than Moona and OlliePfff
>>34175776Man the homo have reclined quite a bit, I remember Rob easily getting 1.2k or even 1.4 with the morning show, not they don't even get 1k, also Aruran was doing real good with the pandering until his viewership plummeted
>>34175776AZKi inclining hard with her new model.
>>34175776Why are Subaru and ayame so popular on reddit? Ayame doesn't even use reddit.
towa was raped
what weapon did pecor pick?
https://streamable.com/qsmezn
>>34175776Okayu...
>>34175819How's AHG doing?
Watch My name is elitehttps://youtu.be/Y8o4goeVM0o
>>34175808i warned you oncei warned you twicei warned you three timesif you homoshits spam me one more time you will have forced my hand and i will use deadly force to defend myself
>>34175815LS
>>34175776Towa...
>>34175810Normie holos
>>34175776And that's how you know global hours started. Abayo.
>>34175845I'm still waiting for the logs j_god
>>34175809I'm happyShe deserves itShe also helped a lot of people with her nonstop music streamsFound an indie from it, was at 7.5k subs which took her almost a year to getShe has been steadily getting +200 subs minimum per utawaku since then and is now at 10k
Polka eats the wrappers of her candies
>>34175776Cover will never touch the leech clip channels isn't?
>>34175776By the end of the year marine will have overtaken pekora.
>>34175808>I remember Rob easily getting 1.2k or even 1.4 with the morning show, not they don't even get 1k,That was prior to the Youtube changes that dropped everyone, wasn't it?
>>34175776Weird how people claim to hate numberfags, yet whenever they get posted, no one ever tells them to fuck off.
I eat ass
>>34175810Subaru doesn't really use reddit either. But the duck sometimes do shit in english.
>>34175853youre gonna be eating logs in about 2 seconds you homoshit sodomite
>>34175865It got too tiresome...
>>34175776>Pekora 23606>Marine 21564TICK FUCKING TOCK NOUSAGIS THE PIRATE IS COMING FOR YOU
I can't believe Mio barfed on mic on discord when she was supposed to be muted
>>34175808Old man got his revenge
>>34175833It's probably because it's counting the glitched kid icarus stream that had 2000 viewers before crashing. If you go by the average of the last 15 without that, she's at 8040.
>>34175837Good enough to mostly have snacks on her amazon wishlist.
>>34175883FUCK YOU TAIGASHART
Reminder that ANY of the girls could change somebody like Aruran, Temma, or Shien's lives forever with just one minimum effort collab, yet most of them refuse to even acknowledge the existence of HoloStars, and that makes them objectively shit people.>Aqua - Astel, top tier APEX gameplay, shared autism, better ship than the forced AquaMarine>Okayu - Oga, top comfy retro stream>Mio - Tenmma true neutral alliance>Korone - Oga top comfy retro stream very good ship>Shion - boring as fuck, not worth it>Ayame - Astel top tier APEX gameplay, good chance at actually getting shit done at tournaments>Pekora - Shien, the two best comedians at hololive>Marine - Roberu straight up the best posible paring in holopro, actual chemistry instead of forced yuribait>Rushia - boring as fuck, not worth it>Noel - I don't want that camwhore anywhere near them, not worth the yabees>Flare - the dyke can go fuck herself, but a sibling collab would make Lack happy>Coco - Oga, Roberu, straight up the best conversionatlist in holopro would make amazing marshmallow streams>Watame - Rikka very compatible singing voices, could help Watame with the male vocals instead of having to resort to Kanata or Flare>Kanata - Astel can actually reach high notes, could make her make cover worth something>Luna - Auran, top shitposting duo>Towa - Already friends beforehand top chemistry, better than tokinose>Polka - Roberu, past life friends top tier collab>Nene - Shien maximum autism>Lamy - I don't want her creepy gachis near the bros>Botan - Astel, top tier APEX gameplayHere you have, most of these collabs are objectively better than anything hololive can currently deliver at the moment, and guess what it's because good shit can come from collabs when they're planned not taking into account the genitals the talent is born with but rather the compatibility of them, but apparently that's a concept to hard tog grasp for the idolfags and the retarded incels in these threads
>>34175852I literally decided to make this to point out that EN is reclining. >>34175863>>34175882I don't see that happening. Pekora has been playing debuff games lately, while Marine is coming off an apology stream and a comeback stream that got a lot of viewers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3jigPQEz70
Daily reminder that polka is considered morbidly obese. Yes you heard that right not obese but morbidly obese.
>>34175910Who asked?
>>34175909Watame could also make one phonecall and every holostar would be sent to the ovens before the day was over
>>34175910>Monster Hunter>Resident Evil>Minecraft>Debuff games
>>34175917proofs?
>>34174509I don't know how to feel about him, he tried to moderate this place but used a warped set of rules only he knew.
>>34175858Why should they? I don't watch clips but I can see them getting a lot of exposure from it without having to do any investment.Hololive gets exposure, clippers got money from somewhere else, they're both happy, even the Holos themselves watch clips.Neighbor actually desperate enough to hire Holoclippers and pay them money then proceed to pay Youtube ad, just to get the slice of attention Hololive got.
>>34175776>Kanata 4152>AZKI 4123Oh no, the falseflagger won't be happy about that...
>>34175776anybody below choco sub ch should be let go.
>>34175865Your average numberfag is too dense and retarded for that. There's no point.
>>34175858Only if they clip some yab moment or translate entire VODs
>>34175917Well you're the virgin with SINGLE SIZE BED after all
>>34175917post your weight
>>34175942/hlg/ loves numberchads
>>34175910>Marine is coming off an apology stream and a comeback stream that got a lot of viewers.You're full of shit.
>>34175933>reupload holo's song>get attention instead of her
>>3417595144.5kg
https://youtu.be/mxZBrbVqZnUwhos hololives natural comedian?
>APEXlol no
>>34175942Sure, but how do you explain all the responses the posts get?
Where's the guy with todays numbers?
>>34175873But I see a bunch of clips of Subaru either referencing English clips or the comments to those clips.
>>34175917>morbidly obese>An individual is considered morbidly obese if he or she is 100 pounds over his/her ideal body weight, has a BMI of 40 or more, or 35 or more and experiencing obesity-related health conditions, such as high blood pressure or diabetes.
Dead hours. Time to play Persona 4 Golden™, anon.
>>34175917Porka Orca?
Post autism https://files.catbox.moe/6j8603.mp4
>>34175998https://files.catbox.moe/xid4rf.mp4
>>34175933Sushi, the shuba clipper, is more popular than a LOT of indies and nijis, roru
polka is the wingsofredemption of hololive
>>3417595138kg
>>34175998That was a dick move my Miko.
what happened to gen 5 streaming stardew together
>>34176015Probably after monhun.
Pekora hates Marine because Marine is lesbian
Time for more numbers, Holos who have beaten Kuzuha in live viewership in April (meaning they were streaming at the same time as him and had more viewers):PekoraAquaBotanSuiseiMoriLunaNoelMarineShion
>>34176015That stardew valley stream... wasn't that good...
bros we’re dead its over we might as well go to vt and start a-logging the roasties
>>34175998https://files.catbox.moe/ck5065.webm
>>34176030>he watched the wrong pairsmug_lion.jpg
>>34176028Why are you fuckers so obsessed with Kuzuha
>>34176028didn't ask
>>34176034It can't be a sin to watch the Watamelon general, right?
>>34176047More like with numbers, they don't even watch or understand that homo
>>34175815switch axe
>>34175776>Moona 2417>Shilled to high heavens by the biggest Holo for God knows how longBy herself she is so uninteresting she gets beat by fucking Mel, Aki, and Choco. That is pathetic.
>>34175815Not Lance ;_;
>>34176049didn't ask
I listen to Blue Clapper, the Fukkireta cover, Ahoy, Luna's Hajimete no Chuu, Take Me to Heaven, Alien Alien, Flos, Shallys, and Koi no Mahou every day.
>>34176047They want to be him.
>>34176093>AhoyAre you trying to go deaf?
HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA OMG MIKO IS SO FUNNY GUYS SHE SAID OPPAILOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL EROGE HILARIOUS MIKO ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUSAAAAAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA MIKO'S RETARDED BABY VOICE LOL MY SIDES ARE GONE
>>34176093That's really nice. I'm glad to have that information taking up valuable space in my brain. Thank you.
>>34176105FAQ
>>34176102Who wouldn't?
>>34176105Hey man
>>34176093>no shaka beachshit taste
>>34176105Miko is why I think retarded people should be euthanized.
>>34175776this isn't a very good indicator because playboard's method of calculation is based on a small period of time(previous 15 streams), which makes it change constantly and can make someone jump up randomly because of some event(Rikka's average for example is affected by both the Mori collab and the big collab he did with two million subscriber channels, Flare is affected by her birthday, Korone is affected by the OkaKoro anniversary, etc) It's dumb to use playboard for any other stat outside of superchats
This thread is always bad when your oshi isn't streaming.
>>34176136I don't have an oshi.
>>34176145whore
https://twitter.com/tokino_sora/status/1380660658501378051?s=19Important Tweet from Sora
>>34176154i don't feel like checking it, srry lad.
When I said I liked Towa, I was actually lying.
Holy fuck these threads are slow nowadays. Seems like everyone did leave for /vt/ in the end, huh.
>>34176133VNuma only gives max viewers for individual streams, so playboard really is the only option.
>>34176165And that's a good thing. The slower the better.
>>34176165No holo streaming + vei redebut
>>34176163Twap...
>>34176165Multiple posts per minute is not slow.
>>34176165The hololive thread on /vt/ is hitting bump limit in under an hour watching along with Ame. It's shocking how big vtubing has become on 4chan.
>>34176167tracking viewership averages in general is a pointless endeavor because viewership is something that varies too much, unless that holo is doing the literal same thing every day at the same exact time, it doesn't really work.
Is there anything worse than burger hours during the weekend?
>>34176165Fuck off ADHD underagie
>>34176165The hololive thread on /vt/ is hitting post limit in under an hour watching along with Ame. It's shocking how big vtubing has become on 4chan.
>>34175901I can't believe she broke Youtube to get quads!
>>34176165Move to where? /vt/hlg? its dead
>>34176165this place is still not as dead as the /vt/ hololive thread or any of the individual jp holo threads.
I'm just glad all the enfags migrated
>>34176187>redebutwhat
>>34176136It gets worse when she's streaming.
Is Fubuki a bitch or a cat?
>>34176252Fennec
>>34176231Based Satan Cat.
>>34176252KABANERI
Guys answer me honestly pleaseWhy are you all so retarded?
>>34176122SOULcananbooba.jpg
>>34175018>I'm worried about the future of all my oshis>the future of all my oshis>all my oshisKill yourself, globalfag
Guerrilla stream from Sora. That's so early I almost missed it.
do you ever get a boner while thinking about twapper?
>>34176275Technically you can have one oshi per gen.
>>34176280https://files.catbox.moe/rhk0h1.webm
>>34175776Pekora had 42k. Try again.
I am the father of Patra's children.
>>34176295Which one?
>>34175776No one watches fucking Mel, Sora has consistently had more viewers. I call bs.
>>34176165NO STREAMS ON
>>34176294>Average live viewershipWhat do you not understand?
>>34176299https://playboard.co/en/channel/UCD8HOxPs4Xvsm8H0ZxXGiBwhttps://playboard.co/en/channel/UCp6993wxpyDPHUpavwDFqgg
>Towa is just a nijiwhore now participing in every apex tourney with malesWhy did cover let she do this when they know what happened with Matsuri...
My oshi doesn't love me, and that makes me upset.
Ayame cute noises compilationhttps://twitter.com/ayamenoises/status/1380419802045456384
>>34176355Towa doesn't give a fuck and never did.
Be honest with me bros, Haachama has a bf right? This may explain why doesn't she even has the time to even retweet stuff anymore...
>>34176299Sora had a really weak morning today, she only had about a thousand viewers for Nier. Maybe because it wasn't on her schedule?
>>34176328Based son
>>34176358What makes you think that she doesn't?
>>34175776>HoloENWhat killed the hype?
Thoughts on this?https://streamable.com/mp20f7
>>34176355Towa is participating in every live event too right now.
>>34176281Only her banana.
>>34176382She doesn't know me personally.
>>34176371>facebook friends with a male who went to the same school as herShe's a slut anon
>>34176071it's okay tree rat, it's not your fault that you cant pull the numbers even with korone. not everyone can pull the magic that made pekomoona works.
>>34176252She's my wife!
https://streamable.com/w6ehcbhttps://streamable.com/szbikghttps://streamable.com/kwjrku
>>34176440taiga held her at gunpoint to say that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoSWG9tELZI
>>34176355She really likes APEX and there aren’t enough holos that play APEX on a regular basis. It’s nice to see she’s one of the few willing to step outside the tribe.
>>34176457Thank you Taiga for bringing those Capcom permissions.
People like Suisei?
>>34176466Why she doesn't play with Aqua, even Suisei played with Aqua
>>34176460dead hours no more...
>>34176466Towa is kind of strange, she will look for anything other than APEX to stream these days outside of the tournaments, so maybe she has the wrong idea, the tournaments are unpopular but her more casual APEX streams are well liked.
>Smile and Go isn't even at 100k.Sad. You don't even remember which song is Smile and Go.
>tfw the problem that happens when i listen to asmr got worse when i tuned into a lamy's today
Miko Miko Miko!
>>34176495i seriously didn't even know flare got a song, watching now
Sora is being cute again!
>>34176495Is it Flare's original song? I actually don't know.
>>34176495it's not a good song anon... and Flare's music sadly never does that good in the first place
>>34176482They both have crippling autism.
OHASODA
>>34176495Iris isn't even at 500k.
what's the soda stream about bros?t. EOP
Flare's song should have been a rap.
>>34176252Yes
>>34176550Guerrilla self introduction.
>>34176482>AquaWhen she learns how to work on a team and she’ll most likely die of hunger or old age before that ever happens. >>34176490She isn’t the brightest bulb. She’s a likeable dork.
>>34176550She's doing her best to tell even you EOPs
>>34176550Pregnancy announcement
>>34176317He's a SEAnigger, please andstatd.
>>34176490Towa just wants an excuse to collab with males, that's why she's jumping from tournament to tournament, form cock to cock
>Cytrannies deadPFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BASED
>>34176383EN chink manager trapping them in their own bubble
>>34176575>he doesn't know
LET ME POST IMAGES
no
>>34176575What happened?
If dubs I will unsub from towa
>>34174971Your salary
>>34176529Yeah.
>>34176588If you say something nice about Aloe i might consider deleting one of my images so you can post yours
>>34176599Towa...
>>34176595>>34176582I, J_GOD have eliminated the h0moshart menace
>>34176599If you resub, you're a bitch.
>tfw my Chuuba is just a generic japanese girl behind an Anime avatar
>>34176575Yes. We are dead. Now stop bothering us.
>>34176575haha yeah /b/ro we sure as hell eliminated the boogeyman!No schizo meds needed at all!
Towa has never seen a penis.
I love Towa...
>>34176616Yeah, that's the appeal.
>>34176619Dliate>>34176621>>34176595>>34176582the falseflagging trannies, attentionwhores and the like are completely eradicated. now all thats left global/vt tourists and sharts
Average viewership > VOD views > SC earnings > Subscribers
>>34176616>tfw my chuuba is an autistic Japanese woman behind an anime avatar
>>34176476People like Suisei suck.
>>34176637you should legit seek medical helpyou'll never return to pre-covid Hololiveyou'll never "groom" your oshi
>>34176649Sneed
>>34176654>random /v/ buzzwordmaybe suicide is the best option
>>34176649I already groomed my oshi
>>34176661>>34176649dilate
>>34172504Good post
Why Sora doesn't want you to sub to Ankimo? Why is she holding his career back? Is Ankimo destined to forever just a backup dancer for her?
>>34176616>Not having a chuuba that is just a mature japanese lady behind an anime avatar ngmi
I will become Japanese.
My GFE Sora is so cute
>>34176677I hear the fastest way is to neck yourself
how come towa gets to get away with being a whore?
>>34176616>tfw my chuuba is a man behind an Anime girl avatar
Sora's english...cute
>>34176689Toi...
>>34176685the odds of you coming back as a chink or a pajeet is way higher anon
>>34176649nice projection, cytrannie
How do Live2D riggers make eye tracking work with oriental eyes?
I will impregnate an older Japanese woman.
>>34176699Most of the girls have wide eyes.
>>34176698but you just declared them dead?am i ghost?ooooooh im here to haunt you schizposter ooooooooh
and you people say these threads are better than the /vt/ threads
https://litter.catbox.moe/n8ppgn.png
I will make Towa baby...
>>34176699Not well
>>34176671For example?
Sora's runny nose... I want to be her tissue
>>34176713seethe
>>34176727Botan
>>34176731nice rebuttal /vpol/ nigger
>>34176646which one
>>34176712>>34176726what would happen if they taped googly eyes over their real eyes
>>34176735chuck
why is Sora exuding such a strong scent of feminine charm? It's sending signals to my brain to "breed this woman at all costs."
>>34176744I bet Amelia would do it if you asked her about it
i blame all you faggots to crossposted to /v/ for the death of vtuber discussion on this chinese basket weaving sitejust know if you visit /v/ you are worse than /pol/ and always will be
>>34176699Pieces of tape to hold their eyes wide open while streaming
>>34176751She just woke up and hasn't had a chance to spend all her energy on idol training yet.
>>34172980sex endurance
>>34176751Experience, having charmed multiple human boyfriends she knows exactly how to lure men.
>>34176699come on dude don't use the n word
>sora birthday coming up in a month>does this streamI see what you are doing there, Soda
>>34176751Sora was created in a lab and then made date multiple human men so she could gather data on how to become the idea woman, an idol or sorts
>>34176760What if I visit both /v/ and /pol/?
>>34176778She'll probably good a 3d live for it and then her anniversary a few months later
multiple big american human boyfriends
>>34176729god I wish Sora sneezed on me...she rarely sneezes during streams, I need to superchat next time it happens
Raping Shion yo!https://files.catbox.moe/xd8nsh.mp4
Sora is being far too cute today. And no, I don't care about her multiple human boyfriends
>>34176810so what do you think sora's type is. what gets her motor going. when she's masturbating who do you think she thinks back to fondly and wants inside her?
>>34176836She is. Her new design is great, though I wish her mouth moved a bit more.
>Sora changes the bgm>いかないで spam
>>34176839She's in the muscle camp
I actually like the shark
>>34176859i like her roommate but that's about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-6juE3LaFUGorilla MonHun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-6juE3LaFUTowa MonHun in 20
Meme50's emotes are actually fucking cute
>>34176859i like detective, but i'm not gonna watch a fucking movie watchalong.
>>34176886That's not ppt
>>34176885>>34176886Toi...
I turned my head really quick, and I swear I saw Towa for a moment. That really freaked me out.
>>34176885>>34176886Twap!
>>34176909Don't go to sleep tonight anon
>>34176859Me too mostly sexually though
What holos no longer care about their fans?
how is the thread right now?
Sora is extra cute right now.
>>34176909Lucky...
>>34176885>>34176886Whore
>>34176947Friend never gave a shit.
Towaiting...
>you will never get いいね'd by your oshi
>>34176947Marine just wants to get married and leave this godforsaken industry
>>34176947Haachama
I want my oshi to get married already so I don't have that lingering feeling that we might end up together
>>34176947Mel
Sorach doesn't have a penlight emote so members use the bottle emote. Cute.
>>34176578ENMA only manages Gura, Ame and Ina.It’s those 3 who have their hands tied.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTxIM4OzOD8
>>34176988I want her to marry me.
There's a lot of stuff that Towa does that your human senses are not equipped to pick up
ぬんぬんぬんぬん
>>34176990members refers to (You) and me right?surely you're membered?
>>34176988I want my oshi to get married already so I don't have that lingering feeling that she will run out of eggs.
>>34176624Considering her reactions to rather lewd stuff, I’d say that you are correct.
>>34176624Towa HAS a penis
>>34177006Of course.https://litter.catbox.moe/qrn424.png
>>34177008Must be nice having an oshi that still has eggs left
Your oshi has genitals, and there is nothing you can do about it.
Towife...
>>34177020As long as she's concerned it's a banana and she still has no idea what a penis is.
>>34177023>https://litter.catbox.moe/qrn424.pngA day-1 member chad I see
>>34177031I will put my genitals in her genitals
>>34177026I'm not sure about that either...
shinpo!
Ahh, sleep just in time for the kenzocuck discord raid. I am truly blessed
Towa played at Burning Man in the late 80s
how do we free ankimo?
>>34177031my oshi's vagina is bigger than your oshi's
ときのそらだよ!
>>34177057Based Chocomate
>>34177055killing sora
>>34177057My oshi's vagina is bigger than your oshi
>Shion will never look at your dick and say "Chinpo!"
Next thread will be better
When Towa was pulled over on suspicion of driving under the influence, the first thing she said to the officer was "fucking Jews... the Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world. Are you a Jew?"
>>34177055あん肝なりたいI really like this song of hers
Towa...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTyPT0Zk4-M Subaruhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-6juE3LaFU Towa
>>34176969Toi...https://files.catbox.moe/jurkce.png
>>34177070I'll make sure it isn't.
>>34177071based
>>34177077Neither worth watching
Risu!
Tohano...
Towa mama...
>>34177070Image speedrun ikuzo
Toi...
>>34177093>>34177093>>34177093
torque