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Does /jp/ know the language of the flowers?

>> No.3413467 [DELETED] 

>>3413457
> Save the English language: http://www.anonta[removethis]lk.com/ICARE
I do not like this one bit.

>> No.3413475

A bit.

Battler doesn't.

Red roses and Forget-me-nots BOTH mean True Love.

>> No.3413478

>>3413467
When are we going to get rid of this Anontalk trojan spam shit?

>> No.3413479

It has something to do with caterpillars making tall towers with their bodies right?

>> No.3413480

A little, yes. Lotus forever.

>> No.3413489

>>3413478
when you type "ICARE" in your filter

>> No.3413505

>>3413461
What do triffids mean?

>> No.3413515 [DELETED] 

>>3413453
> Save the English language: http://www.anonta[removethis]lk.com/ICARE
Seconded.

>> No.3413521

/jp/, in an effort to reach the heart of my beloved Yuka in distant Gensoukyou, I've just returned from a nature walk. Upon coming to a particularly beautiful clearing, I knelt in front of a flower bed and masturbated furiously, while calling out Yuka's name. The way my seed was draped across the flower petals with the force of my climax was quite beautiful.

Tomorrow, I will go and examine my work in the sunlight, and leave an offering of bees for my darling Yuka.

ITT our romantic encounters.

>> No.3413531

When you were young you were the King of Carrot Flowers.

>> No.3413534 [DELETED] 

>>3413455
> Save the English language: http://www.anonta[removethis]lk.com/ICARE
Saw this posted somewhere else...

>> No.3413537

>>3413521
I fapped while holding one of my pet rabbits in the other hand. When I was near climax, I held my rabbit over my dick and pretended it was tewi's ass. The force of my explosive cum was so great one of the legs of my chair broke off and one of my window panels shattered. My cum bladder was so depleted I couldn't cum semen for a week.

>> No.3413551 [DELETED] 

>>3413457
> Save the English language: http://www.anonta[removethis]lk.com/ICARE
Hivemind.

>> No.3413550

>>3413537
I fapped while holding a cockroach in my palm. As I was spurting man juices, I rubbed the roach into my dick, and pretended it was Wriggle. The damn cockroach is still stuck to the wall and writhing three days later.

>> No.3413566 [DELETED] 

>>3413456
> Save the English language: http://www.anonta[removethis]lk.com/ICARE
Lots of weirdos here...

>> No.3413571

>>3413550
Driving home along a deserted stretch of rural road, slightly buzzed, my thoughts wondered (as they often do) to the resplendent figure of my waifu Keine. I started working myself with one hand and continued to drive with the other: no easy task in a stick vehicle. Eventually it became too difficult for my inebriated person to maintain, and before I knew it, I had pulled to a stop at the side of the road in front of McCormick's Farm. Still throbbing and anything but satisfied, I began my lurch towards the livestock pens, where I found my horned beauty already spread against the fence awaiting my seed. I was direct enough to stir her, but she showed no further signs of resistance, and all that accompanied the slapping noises of our fornication was the crickets' chirping. I emptied myself inside her, zipped up, and stumbled home, only to realize a week or so later that females don't have horns.

>> No.3413578

>>3413455
> Save the English language: http://www.anonta[removethis]lk.com/ICARE
So fucking tired of this.

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