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I wanted to masturbate today but my dick rotted and fell off. I blame witches

If Ciconia follows the same formula for its villain that Higurashi, Umineko, and Gou did, then the villain will be a blonde girl who had a terrible childhood and who feels conflicted about their love interest(s). The only possible candidates, then, are Jestress and Valentina.
Simply through the existence of 'hack writing,' this much is possible for anon. Well, what do you think, everyone?

>>34092186
Beatrice stops being the villain of Umineko for pretty early on, and the story treats her in a very empathetic way.
If anything, Bern's taking the role of villain for chiru.

>>34092186
Ciconia seems like it's almost aware of the fact people are coming in having read the other two. Vier being an explicit reference to Takano and also being explicitly evil almost feels like a parody. So I don't think the villain will be anything like we've had before.

>>34092186
We can't deny the possibility that one of them is dying their hair.

Imagine if someone decides to start Higurashi with Hinamizawa Bus Stop since it's "Proto Higurashi" and short as shit to boot, only to get spoiled on the entire main reveal of the rest of the story.

>>34093097
There are people who've read the Higurashi VN who don't even know Bus Stop exists, so I find it unlikely that anyone would start with that.

>>34093124
Well of course, since Bus Stop only came with Hou. People could have read Higurashi by then.

hauu~~

>>34093186
Why is she so cute.
I love her so much...

>>34093190
au~!

>>34093210
au~ auu~ auuu~

I want to force Hanyuu to walk around naked in public on a leash like a dog

Does hanyuu canonically now wear a bra?
What about panties?

>>34093268
Hanyuu grew up in medieval Japan so I doubt she would bother wearing panties and bras and I think its better and hotter that way!

Is Eua mentally fit to be a game master?

>>34093288
Yes, she's smart unlike that useless retard Hanyuu.

>>34093312
Even though she created a game that fucks herself?

>>34093336
It only fucks herself because Lambda said that she lost sight of it along the way, meaning she most likely had a plan for it at the start but then someone cut her horn and turned into Hanyuu, who had to ask Rika to shoulder the solution instead because she didn't remember anymore.

Hanyuu is fucking useless.

>>34093374
Wrong. Hanyuu has one and only one use. Can you figure out what it is?

>>34093388
None for Rika

>>34093370
I feel like they're all stuck in a time loop until Rika breaks it via Saikoroshi.

>>34093374

>>34092186
You didn't know Yasu was blonde initially. So while you might be right, for all we know one of the 3 kings is a blonde girl, or one of the characters has been appearing only in virtual form and is a blonde girl IRL.

>>34093370
Or maybe that was just meta commentary. R07 had a plan for Higurashi at the start but somewhere along the way he lost sight of the plan and ended with Matsuribayashi. Now he is trying (and I mean trying) to fix it with Gou.

>>34093416
If the events of Sotsu lead into the gameboard looping in on itself, then either Saikoroshi or Hanyuu convincing Rika to give up during her 100 of looping years to stop Sotsugyou from happening would probably he the solution.

>>34093487
you're a meta commentary.

>>34093499
Yes, how did you know?

>>34093492
If the looping needs to be stopped as a solution wouldn't it be done with the shard of the sword? There would be no point to introduce it otherwise.

>>34093492
If Hanyuu's power is the one looping Rika and she agreed not to do it anymore then Eua is the one making Rika loop against her will.

>>34093522
satok gon die

>>34093522
The obvious solution is to just kill Hanyuu/Eua since they provide the power to loop in the first place.

>>34093540
Which is why Bern is so bitter, she has to settle with a second-rate Satoko for all eternity now.

I am

>>34093822
Jerking off to Rena?

What does this look mean?

>>34093849
means you're gay.

>>34093860
Sick, I've always wanted to be a minority.

>>34093849
L5 fur seal syndrome

how did battler go super saiyan at the end of ep5.

>>34093942
through the power of love

>>34093942
With love, it could be seen.

>The solution for Higurashi was friendship
>The solution for Umineko was love
What will the solution to Ciconia be?

>>34094008
Recipe for cake

>>34094008
Respect

>>34094008
We don't even know what will be the problem in Ciconia yet. It's hard to say anything without phase 2.

>>34094008
>>34094035
Unironically Respect seems to be the direction its going

I think Ryukishi is secretly a loser. He writes all these dark stories where people die but they have sappy conclusions about being a decent person or some shit.

>>34094189
>I think Ryukishi is secretly a loser.
Really? I can't believe I didnt notice this...

I think Ryukishi is secretly emotionally fulfilled. He writes all these dark stories where people die but they have sappy conclusions about being a decent person or some shit.

>>34094189
He said he's a bad writer because he wrote all of Tsumihoroboshi just to tell the reader something as basic as "seek help if you can't solve your problems."

>>34094008
The blood of billions

Remember that time ryu said you wouldn't understand umineko unless you had sex or something like that

>>34094211
This is why Gou won't end with Satoko or Rika murdering each other permanently or whatever. It's gonna be sappy as fuck.

>>34094215
Jess...
I dedicate this beautiful words to you.

>>34094221
I can tell by the way he writes that Ryukishi has never had sex, so does he not understand his own story?

>>34094225
Of course it won't, they're gonna end as lovers for all eternity!

>2010
heh.

>>34094254
>2010
Fuck you I feel old.

sleeping with lion ushiromiya

>>34094008
First comes friendship, next comes love, sex comes after and the storks deliver the baby.

If Lambda really was Miyo, why would Bern fall in love with the person that caused the suffering that led to her existence?

>>34094263
let me take you back to 2009.
https://desuchan.net/nipa/16.html

>>34094278
If Lambda really was Satoko, why did she already exist before Higurashi and gave Takano the power of certainty?

>>34094283
>megaupload links
Jesus fucking Christ. I can feel my hair turning gray.

>>34094278
>If Lambda really was Miyo
She's not though, Tsubasa already said so. Next question.

>>34094278
Stockholm syndrome

>>34094290
Higurashi is a bootstrap paradox. Lambda is an active participant of the same board that created her.

>>34094278
>If Lambda really was Miyo
she's not

>>34094236
Ryukishi totally fucks, that man is a sex machine

>>34094295
Why do they call it oven when you on if the cold food of out hot eat the food?

reminder that Chie most certainly has perpetual diarrhea.

>>34094388
Curry does look like diarrhea so it's only fitting.

This might sound weird but I think Satoko is really pretty

>>34094415
what are you gay?

>>34094415
Not weird at all

>>34094308
This actually makes the most sense, since it guarantees her creation with Certainty(tm).

>>34094708
nice

>>34094415
JK Satoko is fucking BUILT.

>>34093532
Depends on Eua's state. For example, if Eua is in an endless cycle of getting her horn broken, becoming Hanyuu and forgetting everything, then Eua herself is also trapped without even knowing it. Though I can't see something like that actually happening because of who we're talking about.

>>34094290
Ryukishi made Takano a coward in Gou for a reason.

where the fuck is phase 2

>>34095189
Not even being written

>>34095167
But Takano wouldn't get her wish granted if she was a coward. Lambda only grants wishes to people that are really determined.

>>34095227
Maybe coward isn't the right word. Takano probably would have carried out her plans regardless of the memory leaks if she hadn't found Hifumi's letter. The problem is that due to the memory leaks, she faltered for a moment which leads to her finding said letter.
If Takano knew for certain that her plans wouldn't fail, the memory leaks wouldn't have even mattered to her.

I thought so too, what the hell

Daily reminder that Satoko is a moron who couldn’t pass high school math

>>34091809
Hauuuuuuauau~

>>34096011
She looks fat here.

Satoko is a cock slut.

Human beings have been reading and writing for thousands of years with entire occupations centered around those tasks like scribe and translator, so why is it that now when education is available to literally everyone, save for those living in houses made of feces and saliva, that nobody is capable of so easy a task as scanning your eyes over symbols? Hell, now letters are even in easily recognisable fonts so discerning shitty handwriting isn't a problem anymore. About a year ago I got someone into Umineko, but fuck! He reads at the pace of a blind man, that is to say he might as well not even be reading at all. How in the world can you read for ten minutes every day, then stop completely satisfied? I bet he stops every five seconds to look at the notifications on his iphone or whatever thingo's popular now. What happened in history to cause such a pathetic gumbafoo? It's not even an actual novel, it's a shitty powerpoint presentation with voice acting. Anyway, he drew picrel the other day.
>inb4 blogposting
It's not like there was any quality discussion here in the first place.

do you guys have a pic with Pepe Beato? I've only seen it with Battler

>>34096971
I don't know about Pepe Beato, but I found what looks likee Pepe's outline inside a wall. This is during episode 4, when they're being held in the dungeon cell.

>>34097038
It's much better.

>>34096285
yeah~

>>34094268
kanon*

hidyoshe :DDDD

joje :DDDDD

Futanari Satoko fragments

Me being happy fragments

>>34098035
those don't exist

>>34098079

EEEEEEEVAAAAAAAAAA

MILF teacher Satoko fragments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRj74pvAIt8

>>34093186
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>>34093227
>>34093268
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>>34093388
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>>34098976
vy arestovany!

>>34097938
jooji leds hab hod secks

>>34096936
Discussing the interpretations of 07th expansion works should be well within our topic.

You think that's bad? Let me tell you a worse story. As a preface, let me just say that R07's stories simply aren't casual entertainment..

I got an old friend to watch the Gou anime because he loved Studio Deen's Higurashi anime back in the day. He'd seemed pretty depressed recently, so I thought I could get him to cheer up and immersed in an old favorite anime. "Like in the good old days." I thought I'd exchange some thoughts on the portrayal of Rika-Satoko school drama with someone who is old enough to be well removed from the schoolkid perspective. Maybe get some creative "outsider perspective" theories out of him. I tried to get him excited of the weekly hype train, but that didn't really work out. He slowly watched some episodes and finally marathoned most of the second cour after Gou finished airing.

Somehow, he turned out to be so fucking clueless that he didn't figure out Satoko culprit even after episode 17 spelled it out. He kept missing/forgetting many short but important scenes. He kept complaining how it's bad writing that things aren't explained...I was so fucking flabbergasted at that. He knows it's a mystery, he knows the concept of question and answer arcs, he knows the (anime version) of the old story. He also didn't seem to understand any of characters, complaining that nobody makes sense and anyone can just do anything. I thought I'd explain character motivations that he might have missed--once he's done watching all episodes. So after he finished watching the whole thing, I tried to start by talking about what went down in each damashi arc. The plan was to steer the conversation so he get the enjoyment of figuring out what happened in his own with a little help, instread of me directly spoonfeeding everything. He literally couldn't remember a single thing about onidamashi even after I refreshed his memory a bit about how things went in onikakushi and what changed. At that point I gave up and lamented how an once smart guy has turned into a braindead husk of his former self.

I now wholly believe that this is the stereotypical average consumer of any video entertainment. This made me view the post-ep20 livestream interview in a new light. It openly discussed relatively advanced concepts, respecting their audience's intelligence. I now have newfound respect for that.

>>34099010
To be fair, you need to be pretty intelligent to get WTC.

You should be able to solve this

>>34099024
Explossive diarrhea

>>34096936
>I bet he stops every five seconds to look at the notifications on his iphone or whatever thingo's popular now.
how old are you

>>34098998
Eva never loved George, he was just her pawn in achieving the position of head of the family, that's all.

aaaaa

>>34099024
victim X was clearly liquidated into the fluid and thus is technically inside the building despite being unfindable!

>>34099024
Victim X walked in at 23.00 and threw fake blood across the room and all up the back wall, and then exited before 23.10, by the time Person X walks in at 23.10 he sees a blood stained room but with no body. Victim X still exists within the building.

>>34099038
25 but to be fair I've only ever used a cellphone out of necessity, and even then reluctantly.

>>34099043
Prove it.

>>34099080
>>34099084
alright now someone create the correct answer with an Erika picture.
and an umineko themed answer with sorcerer battler

>>34099105
I thought Victim X leaving the room WAS the right answer...

>>34099084

do you think hanyuu feels it when rika gets wet from just talking to akasaka?

do you think hanyuu feels it when i stab rika seventeen times in the stomach

>>34099024
...person x killed victim x and hid him? Maybe people should look harder for his/her corpse?

>>34099024
Victim X is Person X. I refuse to elaborate.

do you think hanyuu likes seeing Rika getting gutted in almost every single kakera

>>34098018
YES PLEASE

Rika just needs a different study guide.

i needed some shidt wih sum bop in it (less go!)
i flew past da wid dat blunt in ma mouth
watch da swervin', dat whip had a cop in it (woo!)
ma bitch got good pussy, fly her cross the country
i finish da show and I hop in it
i got me a milli', i did it legitly
i'm still wit da shits, i'm a hot nigga (hot!)

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>>34094415
Bishoujo JK Satoko doesn't make any sense to me. Neither does mesugaki JS Satoko. But I can appreciate both thoughts.

this is a calm thread so far

>>34099010
Back in 2007 or so I got introduced to Higurashi (anime) I remember me and my friend would often watch animays by trying to sync timestamps and Higurashi was one of his recommendations. We loved the fuck out of it but for some reason he didn't like the fanservice. I got further into it than him by reading the goddamn VN, but he still liked the series a lot. He was definitely smarter than me at these things. I haven't talked to him since 2012 or so even though he's still on my friends list on Steam, but I really wonder about his opinion on Gou since he was the one to always catch and interpret things in a different way.

Imagine the smell.

>>34099308
i think the shockingly awful quality of saturday's thread was a reality check

also, we americans aren't awake yet. you need to wait until the west coasters are up in around four hours.

>>34099403
>i think the shockingly awful quality of saturday's thread was a reality check
What even happened there, I just posted some thing about rockets and copypasted some fetish shit in order to break up the autistictastic fighting.

>>34099420
not a mystery worth solving

>>34099439
You are a logical person

I want cute big booby aunt to sit on my face

Why does Yasu remind me so much of Johan Liebert?

>>34099517
Am I gay for feeling kinda bad for both of them?

>>34099514
which one would you marry

>>34099517
I couldn't finish Monster because of how boring Johan was as a villain, single-handedly dragged down what was a cool setting and atmosphere.

>>34099539
Didn't think it was possible to find Johan boring.

>>34099538
Without question.

>>34099539
> Johan was as a villain, single-handedly dragged down what was a cool setting and atmosphere.
I'd be interested to know how he did it, but that would probably spill over into a long off-topic discussion

>>34099538
Eva because her voice is just sex

>>34099538
Definitely not Eva in that case.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayDYbyxmGJ0
Takano singing you her cute songs while eviscerating you and rubbing herself with your intestines!

>>34099552
>>34099560
It's possible that Johan picks up later as a villain, but by the time I was watching it like 20-30 episodes in Johan felt like he had the case of "villain is written to be so smart that they're literally just omnipotent and can do basically anything because they are smart". Like, off the top of my head when Johan is able to manipulate like the entire German police force and have them personally work for him to find Tenma because he was like an East German experiment to be the next Hitler and is just that charismatic with the ability to brainwash anyone. It just feels silly and kind of ruined what was a really unique and bleak realistic European atmosphere that I don't think any other Japanese media has.

>>34099626
Man, you would have absolutely adored the ending.

>>34099024
The room was an elevator and the body lies at the bottom of its shaft. The back wall of the elevator was a trap that fell down and crushed the body and then the bottom floor opened up, dropped the body and closed up. Back wall was rose back as well. I refuse to explain further.

Imagine

>>34099721
I refuse.

>>34099732
Well, what do you wanna do then?

>>34099721
she was way cuter as a loli, i don't like the fake syrupy attitude she has alter

>>34099736
Cuter but not as hot.

>>34099721
Why is she so cute?

>>34099763
Because cute villains are better than uncute villains.

>>34099786
late night takano thigh fuck sessions now give give give give

>>34095733
She had the advantage of knowing everything she needed to study for because she kept looping. Now she's completely blank and has to get used to actually studying again, which she doesn't start for real until 1984.

>>34099810
more like everything fuck sessions because everything is going to get cummed on

>>34099824
I want to cum on her dumb hat.

>>34099832
That's a berret, anon. I have one too.

>>34099846
I want to steal her hat and watch her cry as she chases me down and tries to take it back

>>34099900
Crying so hard she can't aim her gun straight making her bullets miss you! Yelling YAMETE as she reloads her gun!
I played the scene in my head and I can't stop giggling now fuck

>>34099925
Why's she got the gun out? I thought this was all fun and games... Bullying's no fun if you get shot for it.

I want to take a piss on hers and hifumi's research

>>34100248
You mess with the Miyo, you get the Takano. You can't just remove berrets from people's head, anon!

Furniture no longer.

>>34099925
Holding Takano in your arms as she schizobabbles away about some weird village disease and drifts to sleep.

>>34100292
But I was going to put it back on her with a kiss on the forehead... It would have been cute, but now I have a bullet hole in the skull. That's not fun at all!

>>34100300
Yikes...

>>34100300
cursed edit

>>34100346
what's wrong? it's just a gane

>>34100300
Every time I see this image, it's a gamble if I see a bump or not when I look at the crotch. Damn you, whoever made that edit edit!

>>34100346
Well I didn't say she managed to shoot you, she missed all her shots because she was crying and shaking from the rage the berret removal caused her.
>>34100341
Petting her head as she murmurs shit about weird "live operations" and softly giggles in her sleep

>>34100397
Huge fedora + naruto outift = 1986 /fa/

>>34100397
>>34100424
Yasu's sense of fashion is fucking abhorrent, holy shit.

>>34099721
Imagine what?

>>34100467

>>34100456
Lion's sense of fashion isn't THAT bad, so I'd blame Fukuin House for anyone's weird fashion tastes.

>>34100456
That outfit's great though.

>gou

>>34100489
i blame his father

>>34100489
Lion looks miserable and he's ugly, his clothing style sucks, and he's a fucking subhuman at all. I would cut off his head and feed it to the piranhas.

boning THE kanon-kun

>>34099694
mostly correct, good job anon

>>34099694
>>34100671
How the fuck did you get "back wall is a trap that crushes people"

that's retarded, I hate you Erika.

>>34100671
arigato, waga aruji

Was Eva a bad person overall?

>>34100647
fuck off cat slut

>>34100704
the body is on top of the elevator, theres a hatch and no one could check it because Person X called it to the top floor.

>>34100704
the person wasn't crushed or else they would be able to find the squished parts of the body, not just blood

>>34100729
She's literally the least bad adult. Even the innocent-looking Natsuhi is a baby thrower.

>>34100729
Yes, she's a fucking psycho.

>>34100729
Eva literally threatens to cut off Ange's arms and legs and turn her into a living breathing onahole to sell into slavery, so probably. Still not as bad as the rest of the adults but still.

Uwaaaahh... Satoko, Satoko, Satoko! The number of new cute Satokos in the last 12 hours...it's dropped under ten! I'm dying....

>>34100791
My cock needs a rest, so I'm thankful it's less Satokos sometimes

>>34100729
Only after seeing hell and being constantly blamed for it.

>>34100757
But she was snapping at Enje just because her parents killed her husband and son, right??? I understand Enje humiliation memes and all that, but from a rational point of view it's not really a good act. And George's hyper-parentalism of course, she wouldn't even let him breathe, there was no personal space. And she was also jealous of Krauss?

>>34100300
>filename
Does Kanon even use a wig to become Shannon? I vaguely remember from the manga that he doesn't.

>>34100397
>that edit
I assume you're referring to both variants.

>>34100832
it's all kinzo's fault for raising his kids wrong, as the family conference in ep3 (?) makes pretty clear. the rest of the family woudln't have been such dicks if they hadn't been bullied by their other siblings, who of course got it the worst from kinzo

>>34100786
tfw no limbless Ange onahole

>>34100832
Eva was saving Ange from learning the truth that her parents were murderers by taking all the blame. Remember Ange ends up liking Eva at the end.

>>34100857
Now that I think ahout it, no. Yasu dressed as Kanon dressed as Shannon is just normal Shannon. And if there was a scene where meta Kanon dresses as Shannon then it would be a stupid, clumsy hint.

>>34100913
And we know that whenever Ange learns the truth she immediately turns into burger meat.

>>34100822
This is no time to be thankful of that...!!
That's exactly the problem, right there! Too many of the recent Satokos have been lewd! There's naked little JS Satoko, there's Lucia Satoko & Rika reconciling over a shared dick, there's Fertility Satoko getting dicked...it's no good, no good!

>>34100948
Don't forget Satoko deepthroating a huge one, what a mess afterwards! And I'm hard again!

>>34100914
You know, I feel like in this situation Yasu'd be a blushing mess. I still find it weird how meta-Shannon seems to be just putting her feelings for Battler behind her as she's fallen in love with George, while meta-Kanon never had them at all. Shouldn't he technically have had them as well, since they've 'sprouted' from the same person? Or did I read Shannon wrong and her meta-version never had feelings for Battler either?

>>34100986
>I still find it weird how meta-Shannon seems to be just putting her feelings for Battler behind her as she's fallen in love with George, while meta-Kanon never had them at all. Shouldn't he technically have had them as well, since they've 'sprouted' from the same person
Meta-Kanon has never met Battler before. Gameboard Kanon is just Yasu wearing pants and on a reread it's obvious he loves Battler.

>>34100948
I like this recent one
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/88885915

>>34100985
There were many cute Satokos that day, so it's okay.

>>34100986
>>34101082
cuties

>>34101157
Even when she looiks crazy she looks cute! Yasu is so cute! She's such a cute woman!

>>34101207
The look of pure fucking horror on Ange's face in that panel makes me audibly kek every time.

>>34101082
>on a reread it's obvious he loves Battler.
The very first Kanon scene changes so much on a reread. He is clearly nervous upon seeing Battler, and on the manga is clearly blushing when looking at him from afar. The whole thing about being furniture feels like him talking to himself in conflict while looking at Battler, Jessica and George all together. He drops everything and has a weak constitution because of his girl body. Then as soon as everyone is out of sight he immediately changes into Shannon and goes to meet them again, and she is a stuttering mess when talking to Battler while talking normally to George. It's all obvious on the reread but on the first time Kanon is just an edgy autist.

>>34101207
>>34101157
>black hair
>blue eyes

>>34092186
I’d say the bigger pattern so far is that R07 likes to make the villain the most obvious candidate, as a double fake out to the reader. Kanon was incredibly suspicious in Ep 2, same with Takano in Tatarigoroshi. By that reasoning, I’d say Toujirou will be the main villain, since he’s the most suspicious person who hasn’t outright announced “I’m a villain” yet.

>>34101234
I can't believe I'm saying this, but George was right to worry about Battler taking Shannon back. Even in her fucking stories she's head over heels for him. If no one had died on that conference, I'm not convinced she wouldn't have tried to figure out some way to break off the engagement with him.

I'll save any picture of Satoko if it's competently drawn, but I don't like to see her drawn sad and miserable. What a conflicting feeling.

>>34101324
Here, have Satoko offering (you) a marriage certificate! I hope it makes you feel happy!

>>34101264
Kanon was suspicious enough in EP1, but following your theory the culprit in Umineko would be Eva. And the most obvious candidate for Ciconia would be Vier or Seshat.

>>34101284
George should have been worried, have you compared Battler and George? I'm not gay but if Battler told me to put on girls' clothes for him I'd do it.

>>34101375
>I'm not gay but if Battler told me to put on girls' clothes for him I'd do it.
kanon pls.

>>34101375
Well, George had been worrying over Battler ever since he started dating Shannon, and that was like 2 years before he saw Battler again. He had Battler's 12 year old version plus a letter to make up a Battler boogeyman to worry himself over. It might have been correct, but it was still a ridiculous thing to get worked up over before he even saw his cousin again.

George and Battler are great guys.

>>34101514
*great gays

>>34101514

>>34101324
I'll save any Satoko if I can feel love in the artist's intent or if there's a cute commentary, no matter the art quality.

>>34101530
I mean, these kind of simple chibi sketches are just lovely, are they not?

>>34092255
What did Vier do that was explicitly evil?

>>34101514
By the way, if Shannon is a man, does that make George a faggot too? Ready to fuck a man just to get away from his annoying mother.

>>34101565
George seems to be a firm believer in waiting until marriage, so much so that he refuses to even sleep in the same bedroom as her on their trip. He doesn't have a clue whether Shannon is a man or woman, so he's not gay unless he stuck with her after the reveal. Apparently he would, so... I suppose? It wraps back to if Yasu's a man or woman, but if they're a man then George has the potential to be bi at least.

>>34101652
What cool CG art. George looks like a chad here.

>>34101674
holy based

>>34101674
why didn't George simply have sex with his mom?

>>34101674
Name one thing wrong with his thought process.

>>34101565
George, Battler and Jessica are all homos, since they wouldn't care about Yasu's genitals at all.

>>34101743
Because he loves his mother as a mother, not as a woman.

>>34101769
Oh, I see, he's "gay".

>>34101743
moar

>>34101778
Would you have sex with your mother?

>>34101812
My mom's ugly.

>>34101812
if she was hot

>>34101743
What's with the Eva/Rosa ship that keeps popping up in their art? Eva literally murdered her over money for fuck's sake, I can't see Rosa getting comedy nosebleed from seeing a bit of her cleavage.
Plus, Rosa's obsessed with giving Maria's father money for no reason, to the point that's somehow considered on equal value to Eva and Rudolf's money woes. I can't see her being in any way gay.
Is it really just a 'i like hot women salivating over each other'? Because it ruins both Eva and Rosa pictures.

>>34101843
I dunno man I'm just posting hot pics of middle aged anime women

>>34100791
It's slowly getting better!!

>>34101843
Its the same shit with any pairing of the aunts, people enjoy seeing hot women fuck.

The way I see it Rudorufu was fucking Rosa.

>>34101843
anon are you telling me that fanart doesn't always care about canon? say it ain't so.

>>34101887
why do you see it that way

にーにーのことをにーにーなんて言いませんわよー!!

>>34101926
And a chin chong nip nong to you too, young lady.

>>34101911
Because incest gives birth to autistic like Maria

>>34101954
How were you born then

>>34101958
From the marriage of healthy unrelated people ofс

And! And! Reindeer Satoko!! How is she so cuuuute?!
The Hinamizawa xmas diner web lottery was way better than the maid bikini slut set. I'm so jealous...

>>34102008
but you're uhhhh
you know uhhhhhh

>>34101947
"I didn't call Nii-nii Nii-nii!" from this scene. It just doesn't flow nicely in English due to different word order.

>>34102081
What about "Nii-nii! Nii-nii! I never called him that"?

>>34101674
oh man, he's just like me!

>>34101526

>>34101812
my mom was fucking hot when my dad married her

that poor goat...

>>34102144
That's just wrong, not cute and misses the point. She referred to him as nii-nii right in the sentence where she said she didn't.
What she meant to say:
>I didn't call Keiichi (my) Nii-nii!
What she said:
>I didn't call Nii-nii (my) Nii-nii!

Japanese in general uses personal pronouns like 'him' very little, especially when compared to English. They're usually dropped when obvious from context, otherwise the person's name is used.

>>34102273
Gee, sorry, prof, won't make the mistake of replying to you again..

How much is the screenshot generator supposed to take to make an image?

>>34102408

>>34102266
that poor bern...

>>34102408
huh?

>>34102408
$1.95

>>34102408
..."screenshot generator"???

>>34102428
>>34102439
>>34102468
>>34102452
I meant: how much time should the umineko fake screenshot generator (http://uminekossg.byethost7.com/generator/generator.html?)) take to generate an image?

>>34091809
Can you people just wait until 15:00 CET, more specifically CEST, to start a new thread? The previous thread always seems to die at around 06:00 and by the time I get to this new one it's come too far along.

>>34102488
it's broken lol

>>34102488
Ah, it doesn't work anymore, anon, I tried to use it yesterday and it didn't let me do anything.

>>34102497
I come back in at around 100 posts most of the time, deal with it. People don't cater to your whims. You're anonymous, no one'll notice if you're here or not.

Why does Battler randomly mention he's roiding in the intro of the first episode? Did this tie into something later I'm forgetting?

>>34102543
I don't know, I haven't read Umineko.

>>34102534
You do notice me though, my posts and replies typically make up 10% of the thread

>>34102273
Isn't she referring to Satoshi in that scene?

What is it with this recent filenames poster that always makes him so angry and insulting?

Why does Rika say the word nipple so much?

>>34102608
No.

>>34102543
It's not necessarily steroids, it could easily have been growth hormone or some other performance-enhancing drug for all we know. It's never mentioned past that anyway, so I tend to just ignore it since Battler doesn't even really look roided, especially in the OG sprites.

>>34102488
https://hikukastel.net/generator/generator.html
use this one and click create twice
click create twice
click create twice
Ok?
In return listen to "Krautrock" by "Faust"

>沙都子熱が上がり過ぎてる(´･･`)
>描いても描いても治まらない(´･･`)
Uh oh, @anpuraya is entering the terminal stage of the syndrome.

>>34102625
she wants someone to suck on hers

Woke up with a nosebleed and now there's blood everywhere
Just thought I'd share

>>34102543
There is no way Battler is actually roiding, look at his twink body

>>34102663
Hope you are going to handle it competently.

>>34102663
Another great post from the Erikaposters, they're really hitting it out of the park recently. Amazing.

>>34102618
Do you by any chance mean me monsieur?

>>34102618
I enjoy making fun of people and being an asshole. I'd've thought you guys could keep up with it, considering all the assholes in WTC VNs anyway.

>>34102618
Who is the filenames poster

>>34102684
Yeah, what's up, an-
>>34102687
HEY
ONE AT A TIME

>>34102608
Yes, that's right, my bad.

>>34102663
just like my Japanese animes …

>Harinezumi No Naku Koro Ni
What will it be about?

>>34102543
>believing fanfiction

>>34102701
Yeah I knew it was odd. After all she wouldn't ask K1 later if she could call him nii-nii

>>34102543
Just to mog jooji a little more.

>>34102663
>Erikafag gets brain aneurysm
you have 24 hours

>>34102760
You have 12 hours.

>>34102760
Haha, indeed he has, a friend of mine died 18 hours after she got one! She was 35, very epic !

>>34102644
Excellent news!

Is samefagging and replying to yourself an umineko reference?

Having flashbacks to the time I went insane at high school right now. At least I didn't get bullied after that point.

>>34102772
>ywn tickle the inside of yasu's nu-vagina

>>34102810
It's a real vagina anon, just a broken womb. Means no risk of children!

>>34102802
A kid in my school shat himself in French class. Couldn't have been worse than that.

>>34102823
I hate this monster

>>34102827
Same thing happened in mine, wtf?

Oh, are we talking about cringe high school memories now?
I made school shooting threats and almost got arrested, does that count?

>>34102823
I will commit same sin again with Yasu's urethra.
>>34102643
I tried but I hate it.

>>34102663
jokes aside you should go to the ER immediately, your life may be in danger

>>34102846
People shitting themselves at school is a common occurrence, I'm pretty sure. It's not exactly weird for kids to get the shits on occasion.

>>34102846
Was it also during French?

>>34102898
This anon shat himself during class and is coping like mad right now

>>34102898
We are obviously questioning the fact about the kids shitting themselves in french class specifically, now calm your tits. How could you have missed that, anon?

>>34102663
>>34102878
how many hours have you been awake and how long did you sleep? Do you have any other symptoms like nausea, dizziness, light-headedness and confusion?

>>34102918
>shat himself during class
LOOOOL! LMAOO!

>>34102011
For me, it's the red and white stripes and Mion's button-up shirt that just scream "family restaurant".

>>34102918
I know at least several people who had shat themselves at school, and at one was in French. Can't say I was one of them, as I tended to stay at home when I had the shits. I was just saying most people probably had the same sort of experiences at school.

How do people even shit themselves in an everyday scenario? The only time I did so was when I had extreme diarrhea, was squatting down and thought it was a fart which it basically was, a fart of shit. Is it an American thing?

I told the girl I liked that magic is real, that I'm being followed by "something" and that I fear that I don't have much time left. A combination of embarrassment and mental illness made me go absolutely crazy. I don't honestly remember much after that except that I was shouting at the air vents (I believed that "something" put its eyes in them, making them the fantasy equivalent of security cameras).
I didn't even confess my feelings to her at all.

>>34103018
that's called a shart.

>>34102989
Let it be known
>>>/t/his+anon+shat+his+pants

>>>/v/550823043
>the absolute state of /v/

>>34102989
>Can't say I was one of them

>>34102643
based

>>34103074
Stop advertising your own threads

>>34103028
Don't let that dumb broad get you down, you were totally right about the voices in the walls.

>>34102643
>"Krautrock" by "Faust"
Didn't know we had people with good taste 'round these parts.

>>34103074
why are you on /v/.

>>34103028
>vents
Like Amogus?

>>34094008
diginity

I know this guy that me and my childhood friend were always dunking on that shat himself at school when he was about 15. Motherfucker is crooked.

>>34103116
If you could dunk so easily why didn't you and your friend pursue a career in basketball?

>>34103064
>>>/i/have+not+shat+myself+and+you+are+merely+attempting+to+deflect+from+your+own+sad+school+situations

all of this is technically related to umineko because ange kept shitting herself when she was 6.

I told the girl I liked that magic is real, that I'm being followed by "Beatrice" and that I fear that I don't have much time left. A combination of embarrassment and mental illness made me go absolutely crazy. I don't honestly remember much after that except that I was shouting at the furniture (I believed that "something" put its eyes in them, making them the fantasy equivalent of security cameras).
I didn't even confess my feelings to her at all.

>>34103133
lmaoooo check the archive

Stop having schizophrenia
All of you
And me too

>>34103131
There are more things in life, like

>>34099022
Do people really believe this?
Even Umineko which is considered hard to solve hammers its point in over and over until it would be impossible to miss it

>>34103195
what the

>>34103207
>>Do people really believe this?
No.

>>34103184
If I saw Kanon I don't think I could hold myself back physically or mentally.

>>34103202
spending 18 hours a day spamming cunny pics on /jp/

>>34103196
But anon, I have discovered that mental illness is the salt and pepper of life!

>>34103207
To be fair, you have to have a pretty high IQ to understand when people are making jokes.

what if you had hs...and smoked weed!

>>34103228
same desu

>>34103312
woahhh brooo dudeeee weed lmaoo pufff puff tokeee haha beato broo what's in the pipe yoooooooo there's like seven of you woah

>>34103229
Yeah. You caught me.

>>34103339
I played through the finale of Tatarigoroshi when high once.