/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Get out.

>>3408803
Then we wouldn't exist bro.

>>3408817
I would exist, so would most of everyone else here other than those with impure blood. Regardless you can never know what really made Japan the way it is today.

>How are the Japanese equal to whites anyway?
They were a Honorary Aryans or someshit. Doesn't really make any sense, but then again, the whole Nazi Germany was nuts.

>>3408829
No. History would be radically different, so you and I would never have been born, is what I'm saying.

>>3408803
>How are the Japanese equal to whites anyway?

because Hittle say so, who are you to refute the wisdom of the führer?

They had no hope of winning, so I don't know what are you talking about.

>>3408846
Yes I do.

Nazis would have turned on the japs as soon as the war in europe was won

But then Der Untergang wouldn't have been made and I like that movie.

>>3408845
That's not true. The only definite way to say that would be if your ancestors were killed before you were conceived.

>>3408853
Even if your parents still met and conceived, I wouldn't bet any money on you being born, the genes wouldn't combine the same way.

>>3408862
That doesn't mean it's not impossible.

>>3408850

I would highly doubt that since Japan is way the fuck over there and Germany wouldn't be able to do shit all to it without exposing itself to all sorts of shit.

>>3408862
That doesn't mean it's impossible.

Is pre-birth the same as being dead?

>>3408877

If the Axis was capable of winning world war two, the Germans would have no problem with force projection.

>>3408878
Yes it is. Even if someone was born who looked just like you, it still wouldn't be you. Like if you were to successfully clone yourself, it would be the same DNA as you exactly, but still not you, you wouldn't be in control of that body.

>>3408887
That's not what I was arguing at all.

>>3408898
What are you arguing? I said 'you' wouldn't exist. Even if someone who looks like you does, it's still not you.

SDM would be a Nazi fortress. I for one welcome Sakuya as our SS officer.

>>3408923

WIR BRAUCHEN MEHR LEBENSRAUM

>>3408935

>>3408919
You specifically mentioned genes earlier so unless you are also >>3408887 it would be irrelevant.

Never did I mention psychological impacts or changes in your life.

We have to kill Sakuya.

>>3408995
Wehe, wenn du nur einmal meine Sakuya anrührst, dann werd ich dich immer wieder töten. Immer und immer wieder >:(

>>3408852

>>3408955
Of course I am >>3408887
>Never did I mention psychological impacts or changes in your life.
Neither did I. It would be a different person. As in, not you.

>>3409061
>Neither did I. It would be a different person. As in, not you.
Do explain, I don't quite understand what you're getting at.

>>3409403
Just forget about it then. It's completely irrelevant.

>>3408898
>>3408887
Your birth would be from a different egg/sperm combination. The fact remains your parents probably wouldn't have met either, what with everything going on. The likelihood of your birth after something world-shattering as that happening are rather unlikely.

You're who you are because a certain egg was rammed by a certain set of DNA from one of your dad's testicles. If any other sperm hit the egg, or they had the kid a week or a day earlier, you wouldn't be here.

Insert Hetalia reference here.

>>3409433
You could never know if that egg/sperm combination would happen or not, it's impossible to prove it either way.

>>3409459
Indeed. It's that rare of a probability.

What if USSR won WW2?
Oh wait, they did.

>>3410038
If they won it on a more favourable terms (prepared for WW2 and started it themselves) you would probably still see half of the Europe being communist. I would expect them to be far richer and technologically advanced than they ever were.

What if the cold war became world war 3?

>>3410057

World in Conflict?

>>3410053
>If they won it on a more favourable terms (prepared for WW2 and started it themselves) you would probably still see half of the Europe being communist. I would expect them to be far richer and technologically advanced than they ever were.

Because half of the Europe already lost to the nazi invaders when war came to the russian borders. It wasn't just German vs Russia, but it was whole fucking Europe vs Russia and allies.

If the Axis won WW2? You'd be seeing alot of these around Japan.

Step right up and get your own MG-42

>>3410259
At least you can go "oh shit that's awesome" before they beat you and plant drugs and a dead loli's body on you in addition to the one you had before.

>>3410290
Have you watched the movie? They wouldn't go to that trouble. They'd just machinegun you until your corpse was an unrecognizable mess.

They would open your head and put their fingers on your brain while you scream in agony and ask them to kill you. You'd become a sacrifice for the progress of the medicine.

>>3410337
What? You don't have feeling in your brain.

>>3408935
>>3408942
SAKUYA CHAAANNNNNNN!!! MEIN FÜHRER

SS uniforms were truly Hugo Boss's most fashionable design.

>>3410413
But would you wear them outside if given the opportunity?

>>3410441
Unfortunately all the moralfags in that shitty place called real life can't appreciate fashion frown upon such activity.

>>3410441
Not him, but I would, if it was okay. However, in this country it's pretty much insta death from one of the anti-nazi groups or minorities. It's a Russia, after all.

>>3408850
What?
Why would they turn against each other? It barely makes any sense, both from a military and an idoelogical point of view.
The axis were only three countries, so going against each other would have been certain death.

Maybe they would have kicked Italy's ass for being so fuching useless, but Japan?
No way.

>>3410450
Just last night, I was actually thinking "Why not grow a Hitler mustache? Lots of people who weren't Hitler used to have them? It's not like a man can own a fashion style." Maybe I will soon.

>>3410468
But you aren't as charasmatic as Hitler, and such would be doomed to failure.

Its also a style thats only going to look right on someone 40+

>>3410481
>Its also a style thats only going to look right on someone 40+
That's where hipster irony comes into play.

Better than dressing like you're robbing a 7/11.

>>3410468
I was considering shaving my mustache into one today, but I'm not sure how it would look with my long hair.

/jp/ needs to have an all SS uniform meet up.

>>3410522
We could pass it off as a historical re-enactment thing too.

Uniforms and other imagery related to Nazi Germany have been on sale in East Asia, where some considered it cool. Hong Kong and Japan have each witnessed a growth in the casual wearing of SS uniforms, as well as increased interest in White power music. Sometimes in East Asia, Nazi uniforms are used as part of cosplay. In South Korea, an area generally isolated from Nazi cultural influences during the Nazi era, Time magazine observed in 2000 "an unthinking fascination with the icons and imagery of the Third Reich."[8] Nazi-inspired imagery featured in various early releases from Japanese band The 5.6.7.8's.[9]

>>3410522
>>3410531
http://www.ecrater.com/product.php?pid=4011132

>>3410575
the recent Ah! My Goddess had the main guy showing his collection of SS medals

>>3410586
>SIZE XL
That's too bad, nobody will take a skinny guy in an oversized SS uniform seriously.

The Allgemeine had the sexiest uniforms

>>3410575
I was in a Japanese McDonalds a few weeks ago and there was a guy just sitting there, eating, and talking to his friend while wearing an Adolf Hitler T-shirt.

Ok we need to compile a list of VNs that feature Nazi uniforms.

X<

>>3410776
What is this the NAZI party of Japan?

What can I search for on pixiv to get nazi girls and boys?

I kind of want to grow a Hitler mustache just to throw people off.
When people call me anti-semitic and a Nazi, I remind them that my ancestors died in Auschwitz to shut them up.
Then I'll do a jig.

>>3412314
Do it. Also make statements like how 'Hitler didn't only do bad things' and 'some people really are better off dead'. They'll say you have a trauma because your ancestors were killed because of Hitler and you now try to accept it by making yourself believe what Hitler did wasn't all wrong. Great fun!

>>3408798
> Save the English language: http://www.anonta[removethis]lk.com/ICARE
So fucking tired of this.

WW1 WAS HERE. WW2 WAS CASUAL.

>>3412289

Not alot of results but its somewhere to start.

http://www.pixiv.net/search.php?word=Hitler&s_mode=s_tag

http://www.pixiv.net/search.php?word=nazi&s_mode=s_tag