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3408661 No.3408661 [Reply] [Original]

You tried your hand at babysitting, and look what happened.

How do you keep a horny Flandre at bay until her sister comes back from afternoon tea with the miko?

>> No.3408664

Let Sakuya deal with it.

>> No.3408669

>>3408664
then you won't get paid

>> No.3408688
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3408688

>>3408661
Keep her at bay?

Fuck that, I LIKE my insides in my insides.

...I slip knockout drugs in her drink.

>> No.3408692

THOSE CRYSTALS AREN'T THE RIGHT COLORS OR DIMENSIONS. I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS FAGGOTRY.

>> No.3408697

You seem to be implying that knocking her up might be a bad thing. I don't buy it.

>> No.3408701

>>3408697
Her PC muscle will rip your penis off.

>> No.3408715

I do not think Remilia would take an ordinary human as a babysitter, and I think you are just acting like a moron to cater to your bullshit fantasies, and you are incapable of any sort of self-control whatsoever.

>> No.3408720

>>3408669
...How much money are we talking about here?

>> No.3408724

>>3408701
My penis is stronger than you'd think.

>> No.3408738

Give her a good ol' dicking.

>> No.3408739

>>3408715
xD

>> No.3408748

>>3408724
who spends time thinking about penises besides faggots

>> No.3408764

>>3408748
Females.

>> No.3408768

>>3408748
Sluts.

>> No.3408782

>>3408720
Enough to pay for your medical bill.

>> No.3408793

I do my best

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