/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Last thread was a measured improvement from the previous argument filled ones we've had before. Excellent work, gentlemen. I hope we can maintain such quality.

Satoko's perfectly cute toes!
Satoko's perfectly cute feet!
Satoko's perfectly cute ankles!
Satoko's perfectly cute calves!
Satoko's perfectly cute bandaid!!
Satoko's perfectly cute thighs!
Satoko's perfectly cute cameltoe!
Satoko's perfectly cute butt!
Satoko's perfectly cute hips!
Satoko's perfectly cute navel!
Satoko's perfectly cute tummy!
Satoko's perfectly cute chest!
Satoko's perfectly cute name plate!
Satoko's perfectly cute budding boobs!
Satoko's perfectly cute body!
Satoko's perfectly cute pose!
Satoko's perfectly cute fingernails!
Satoko's perfectly cute fingers!
Satoko's perfectly cute hands!
Satoko's perfectly cute elbows!
Satoko's perfectly cute arms!
Satoko's perfectly cute armpits!
Satoko's perfectly cute loose shoulder strap!!
Satoko's perfectly cute shoulders!
Satoko's perfectly cute collarbones!
Satoko's perfectly cute neck!
Satoko's perfectly cute oversized sukumizu!!
Satoko's perfectly cute cheeks!
Satoko's perfectly cute fluffy hair!!!
Satoko's perfectly cute expression!
Satoko's perfectly cute eyes!
Satoko's perfectly cute blush!
Satoko's perfectly cute fang!!
Satoko's perfectly cute smile!!
Satoko's perfectly cute !!!!!

Imagine convincing Rena to let her drink her pee directly from the source. At first she thinks it's just gross, and wants to stick to regular sex, but you tell her that it's actually pretty safe, and you shouldn't get sick or anything unless Rena's been taking drugs, which of course, she hasn't. She's still hesitant, but you get on your knees and dogeza, begging over and over to let you drink her pee. She finally relents, but she wants to do it in a cup - you need it directly from the source. This is really embarrassing for her and kind of gross, she says, but your romance is so strong. If you say it's not going to hurt you, and if you need it that badly to get off, then she'll do it. You crawl underneath her, your mouth expectantly agape beneath her pussy, as a stream of slightly clear, yet distinctly yellow piss begins to rush out. Rena is bad at aiming, so some of it hits your face and your eyes, but most of it gets in your mouth. You gulp in satisfaction once she's done, dogezaing again deeply and thanking her profusely for letting you drink her pee, as she stares off into the sky in deep embarrassment and humiliation. She's not sure if she'll ever feel clean again after this...

I love Rena.

>>34068017
See, the fact you'd dogeza both before and afterwards is why no one wants to piss in your mouth, anon.

>>34068017
Are we going to get something like this every thread now?

>>34067889
>White shadow in the OP
>OP image isn't canon
lol.

>>34068066
Probably not.
Enjoy the good times anyway. Threads real good right now

>>34068106
I hate this angry former man edgemaster furniture

>White shadow in the OP
>OP image isn't Kanon
lol.
I need to take my meds btw

>>34068134
Have some tea instead

>>34068145
Yes, maybe I should have some tea.
Thanks anon.

You have Hinamizawa Syndrome

>>34068047
Imagine, if you will, a world where Hinamizawa Syndrome, instead of making the afflicted insanely paranoid, instead makes them insanely horny. Imagine watching Rena progress from being a cute girl who's constantly raving about 'kyute' things and going off on treasure hunts first initially grow more affectionate, holding onto your arm and rubbing her cheek against you, complimenting your smell, to openly drooling and being distracted during class. Imagine going back into the classroom after school is over because you forgot to pick something up, only to walk into the sight of Rena using one of the desks to relieve herself, rubbing her pussy on one of the corners over and over. She's so into it, she doesn't even notice you, and you're so enthralled, you forget what you came for in the first place, but you snap out of it and run away. Rena isn't at school the next day - she's in her hideout violently masturbating, shoving things up her pussy and butt.
Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to a lot of noise at your front door; you ask who's there, but no one answers, so you open the door expecting to see some kids trying to play a prank only to be tackled by something immediately after. Imagine being physically restrained by Rena. Imagine being raped by a sex-crazed Rena. Imagine having your pelvis pounded at viciously by Rena, while she wraps her fingers around your throat and begins choking you as she demands that you cum inside her womb already, droplets of drool falling onto your face as she continues to accelerate. Imagine being made to cum inside Rena Ryuugu over and over again. Imagine being kidnapped by Rena after your body is reduced to utter exhaustion, being taken to her junkyard hideout, and turned into her eternal sex slave-slash-dildo. You pray that she'll get bored of you soon, but the day in which she's finally satisfied will never come. You're forever doomed to serve as Ryuugu Rena's semen dispensing pleasure machine fuckdoll.

do you like the McRib?

>>34068249
I prefer the Chicken Legend® with Hot & Spicy Mayo, actually.

Look at this cat.

>>34068237
FUCK

>>34068298
ok

>>34068237
More of this, please.

>>34068237
Imagine Rena poking a hole in your condom before sex because she wanted to be pregnant with your children

>>34068237
These are the post that I like to see anon

What a shameless slut...

>>34068510
I want to give Jessica a new sibling.

>>34068510
Natsuhi is the only person in the WTC series to have their faithfulness and purity confirmed in re

>>34068017
Fool, I have a hard-on because of your writing. It's my dream, I want to drink Rena's piss.

Okay guys, imagine Higurashi, but actually good

>>34068558
Lets imagine you instead actually making good posts.

>>34068526
This referred to purity as in not being a murderer.
Krauss and Gohda tagged teamed this faithfully.

>>34068017
>dogeza
Do you mean kowtow you retarded weeb?

>>34068570
I have some issues with this image.

>>34068510
Why can't I be Battler?! I wanna be surrounded by sexy aunts!

>>34068571
>This referred to purity as in not being a murderer
It literally and explicitly referred to sex you horrendous brainlet

>>34068558
Impossible.

>>34068589
Are you that dude who suffers from a stroke whenever someone even vaguely implies they want to have sex with Natsuhi?

>>34068237
>no sexual cannibalism
yeah, I'm thinking your post is cringe

The Eminence of Rokkenjima.

>>34068589
But anon, I neeeeed to say that Natsuhi fucked other guys! It's important to me!

Jesus fucking Christ, someone write one more time about Rena embarrassedly peeing right in mouth.

I want to grope Rena's perfectly-sized breasts!

>>34068589
>>34068631
samefag

>>34068641
I want to pick Rena up by the FACE and lift her ten feet into the AIR with such force that I snap her NECK before SLAMMING it down with TWICE as much force turning her into PASTE

>>34068610
No, I want to blast Natsuhi's inner walls with my cum so hard that she gives birth to a baby that she doesn't want to murder.

>>34068655
take your meds.

>>34068655
You wish motherfucker, I just find people who ignore red so they can say Natsuhi fucked people other than Krauss, yet stick to it in every other situation fucking hilarious.

>>34068237
I want Rena to scar my body with a tally mark using a knife everytime she uses me to pleasure herself. That way she'll always know how many times I've been used as her pathetic fucktoy.

>>34068589
Looks like blue text in the manga.
Unconvinced.
I think the other anons might be right about Natsuhi.

>>34068665
That's a very mean thing to do, anon.

>>34068672
>I want Rena to scar my body with a tally mark using a knife everytime she uses me to pleasure herself.
Blessed.

Natsuhi slept with Gohda, even Italia**** confirmed this.

let her in

>>34068696
Even _____ confirmed this
WHO?
Go take your mades schizo.

The sheer insanity of people ITT would make for a fun cast for a Ryukishi07 VN.

>>34068698
okay

>>34068714
Big mistake motherfucker

>>34068714
now let her use your body

>>34068717
Surely nothing bad will happen!

>>34068733
finally

>>34068735
Get OUT of my fucking house NOW.

Post tits.

>>34068707
Accept the truth.
Get some ‘mades’ for yourself too.

Rena is a good girl! She'd never hurt Anon-kun!

>>34068747
Too late...

>>34068750
PICK ONE AND ONLY ONE

Get out of my head
Get out of my head
Get out of my head
All of you get out of my fucking head

>>34068776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grd-K33tOSM

>>34068776
>take my meds
>/07/th disappears
I'm finally free...

Canonically confirmed as impure in the official manga as seen here

With the manga version of Umineko, however, we considered the work to be a “period” to the “sentence” that is the world of Umineko.

Because of this, when I met with Natsumi-sensei [Kei Natsumi, the artist of the manga adaptation of Umineko’s eighth episode], I asked her to show all the secrets in a way that can easily be understood by anyone.

Thus, all of the episode of Sayo that appeared in the EP8 manga is the official answer to the world of Umineko.

By no means is the manga version a individual interpretation. It is an official answer from me, Ryukishi07.

>>34068776
>>34068791
>>34068798
These posters were in electrical doing tasks! Not sus!

>>34068696
I'll end your sordid ideas with this. Now, either be quiet or have fun figuring out everything without the red truth's decisive nature.

>>34068804
Auntie, I thirst...

>Rena thread

>>34068818
Pure and faithful is not properly defined here.
She drops babies. Killer.

PLEASE GOD INJECT ME WITH VIAGRA

Some anons seem to get very upset about Natsuhi. I guess this will go on until Satoko and Rika posting kicks in.

I needed some shit with some bop in it (Let's go)
I flew past the whip with that blunt in my mouth
Watch the swervin', that whip had a cop in it (Woo)
My bitch got good pussy, fly her 'cross the country
I finish the show and I hop in it
I got me a milli', I did it legit-ly
I'm still with the shits, I'm a hot nigga (Hot)

>>34068858
I dont give a shit about hags. Its just 2 autistic anons caring about used goods.

Lambdadelta is my mom
I love my mom a lot

>>34068871
Here is what she'd actually listen too:

I believe I can see the future
'Cause I repeat the same routine
I think I used to have a purpose
Then again, that might have been a dream
I think I used to have a voice
Now I never make a sound
And I just do what I'm betold
I really don't want them to come around, oh no
Every day is exactly the same
Every day is exactly the same
There is no love here and there is no pain
Every day is exactly the same
I can feel their eyes are watching
In case I lose myself again
Sometimes I think I'm happy here
Sometimes, yet I still pretend
I can't remember how this got started
But I can tell you exactly how it will end
Every day is exactly the same
Every day is exactly the same
There is no love here and there is no pain
Every day is exactly the same
I'm writing on a little piece of paper
I'm hoping someday I might find
Well I'll hide it behind something
They wont look behind
I am still inside
A little bit comes bleeding through
I wish this could've been any other way
But I just don't know, I don't know
What else I can do
Every day is exactly the same
Every day is exactly the same
There is no love here and there is no pain
Every day is exactly the same
Every day is exactly the same
Every day is exactly the same
There is no love here and there is no pain
Every day is exactly the same

>>34068888
>too

>>34068888
>listens to NIN once

>>34068874
I don'ty care that much either, honestly. In fact, I'd prefer if we got more hag porn. It's just, like I said before, the people who pick and choose what red text to believe so they can fuel their boners make me laugh.

>>34068856

>>34068928
God I wish I was Tomitake

>>34068924
The red truth isn’t great anyway. Too many of them are very subjective.

At least we can all agree Nanjonis a first rate sex reassignment surgeon.

I read Umineko and spent years shitposting about it online and I still have no fucking idea what "blue truth" even is.

>>34068956
Who wouldn't want to be Tomitake? Just look at this man.

>>34068993
Are you actually retarded?

>>34069006
His face makes me laugh every time I look at it

>>34068989
He's either one of the best sex reassignment surgeons, to the point that he's better than some modern day surgeons, or Yasu's an idiot who thought a gaping hole was a vagina. Or, as a more palatable option, Yasu was a woman, and so there was little to do in the surgery other than making sure the baby didn't die. Your choice shows who you have more love for.

>>34068993
Red Truth: Actual undeniable fact. It's dangerous for a Witch because it can be used as ammunition against them, so it's best to use it sparingly.
Blue Truth: A theory, specifically one that denies magic, that can be used to hurt a Witch. It can be neutralized by the Red Truth, but because it doesn't necessarily have to be absolute fact (merely just plausible, as seen with small bombs), it can be fired off rapidly. Because it injures Witches, they have no choice but to use the red to counter it
Gold Truth: Yeah okay I have no idea what the fuck this one's about

>>34069050
I feel bad for Nanjo. He just kind of happened to be there.

>>34069050
I despise Nanjo and he deserved what he got.

>>34068134
white shadow also plays in scenes without kanon in them.

>>34069070
Gohda, Nanjo, Kumasawa and the kids didn't deserve to die. They had no idea what the fuck was going on.

>>34069078
>Maria didn't deserve to die
sick of this meme

>>34069089
Rosa was such a bad mom that even a schizo plushie illusion did a better job than her.

>Why yes I did skip straight to Ciconia
>Higurashi? Umineko? Never heard of them

>>34069089
No. But she did deserve to get fucked in the ass.

>>34069051
Gold truth is a belief in something so strong that the person using it believes to the utmost that it is true. For example, Battler's gold truth shows that he 100% believed that the corpse was Kinzo's. It might not have been, but to Battler that was what he truly believed it to be. That's why it is so easily shattered, as all it takes is a red truth against it to break it, but it has greater strength than blue truth as blue truth is just a theory, not a truth within the user's mind, and it can be greater than red truth in a situation with no objective truth to it, like whether Kinzo's corpse even existed or not.
This technically means gold truths can be wrong. Kinzo could still technically be wandering around somewhere, as there is no corpse on Rokkenjima in 1986 to prove or disprove his death. Somehow. I guess that might have meant someone had dumped his body on October 3rd in such a way it couldn't be found or something, but who knows.

>>34069089
I think both deserved to die equally

>>34069104
Sakutarou was Rosa's fuck toy, which was discarded when necessary.

>>34069073
This you?

>>34069104
Of course an idealized imaginary friend is a "better" person, it's idealized. Just like how waifus are idealized.

>>34069158

>>34069114
>skipped to Ciconia
>never heard of Higurashi and Umineko
really gets the noggin jogging

>>34069175
Its not as uncommon as you think, it happens with other series. Its like those memers that check out the steam tags and jump into random series for some reason.

>come home o-or i'll cry! a lot!
Ange is so fucking pathetic

>>34069198
And then she died. The end.

>>34069211
Good.

>>34069211
Ange's breasts pushing against his back.

>>34069247
Why does Ange have to be my sister... It isn't fair...

>>34069247
God I wish Ange were my sister

>>34069247
What's Ange's cup size?

>>34069279
God, to be Ikuko's sex slave for eternity.

>>34069331
Do you think Tohya and Battler were truly seperate entities? Do you reckon that when Tohya died after a long life with Ikuko, he woke up to find his marriage was never going to end, as it was now with an everlasting god? Wouldn't that be weird?

>>34069314
canon cowtits

mama sus! mama sus! uuuuuuu

>>34068134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfIsbeR6nWw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0SwT7cmPPE
These also work as "Kanon themes".
>>34069077
>scenes without kanon in them.
I think if I reread umineko I would just skip all of those.

Reminder that loli Ange post are written by fat, smelly and old men

>>34069331
>>34069368
Eternity is a long time. Could you really satisfy her forever?

>>34069211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyn0DQ_VWhA

Gou reminded me of why I don't watch anime anymore and why I always watch the dub

>>34069416
I am in my mid 20s, thin and I take showers every day.

>>34069433
But are you loved?

>>34069426
I tried watching the Gou dub and it's, uh, well at least it's not as bad as the DEEN Higu dub.

>>34069433
>A woman is "an old hag" at 20
>A man isn't
KILL YOURSELF NONCE

>>34069419
I wanna eat Enje's chunky period blood

>>34069452
Obviously, hags are women, silly anon.

>>34069439
Yes by some friends and family, never had a gf though haha.
>>34069452
Who are you quoting.

Imagine fucking ennje's fat arse and filling it with syrup.

ONONONONONO HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
LOOK AT THOSE SHOULDERS, LESS MANLY THAN MIYAO HAAHAHAH

>>34069433
>>34069470
At least you have two things over Ange. You're not fat, and you have somebody who loves you. It's only inevitable though. You become what you avatarfag, don't you know?

i dont wanna eat salad, i only like eat a beef...

>>34069503
EAT A BEEF

>>34069484
I may die alone and mentally ill in the future but I refuse to be fat.

>>34069509
this is human nature, it's CALLED LOVE

your gf and stranger are dying you can only save 1 choice?

naturally you save your gf , naturally you save your nation, these cartoon villain tier man wanted stronger their nation against other instead of thinking in a bigger picture to preserve the wall of peace

MADE STARVING SOMEONE, AND THEN EAT A BEEF RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM

ENJOY

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/88917023

>>34069539
I choose to EAT A BEEF in front of Enje

>>34069539
I can't really understand this post, but I know I agree with it.

I want to make Ange become a living dessert plate at Angel Mort.

>>34069552
Why does no one want to have loving sex with Satoko? Why is it always tears and rape and roughness?

>>34069573
the last image with the fanbox preview shows her happy.

>>34069584
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

punching ange and threatening her with a knife if she tries to tell on you

>>34069594
why?

>>34069590
Dont worry anon eventually someone will offer some cash.

>>34069590
WHY ARE NIP ARTISTS LIKE THIS AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>34069573
Satoko is a villain, this is repercussion.

>>34069599
trapping ange in a dark basement and playing scary noises on my phone until she cries

WHY THE FUCKJ IS BATTLER SO STUPIOD

>>34069590
NIP ARTISTS HAVE GONE TOO FAR! DOES THEY KNOW NO BOUNDS?! THIS ISN'T RIGHT! I DEMAND LOVING SATOKO ART! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>34069573
>>34069584
>>34069590
Now THIS is how you get people to pay for your fanbox.

>>34069617
fucking STOP

>>34069631
putting ange up for adoption and saying that I'll come to get her later. I never come back.

>>34069590
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGHHHHHHRRR

I'm being serious for once so please indulge me
This is actually pretty stupid. So, Keiichi has to break a Planck with a cleaver. How does he attempt this? Sitting, of course. How does the plank in this scene show that it's giving in? By having cracks in it like a rock, not by, you know, bending and splintering. And even with Keiichi's shoddy technique he was at it for way too long. The plank shown would be broken by an average person I 5 hits or so, I didn't count but we are shown that Keiichi hits it at least 20 times.

>>34069665
Anon, I think you have autism.

>>34069665
k

>>34069604
>The Bible fact(...)
ftfy

>>34069643
I would simply adopt and take care of her and make her my daughter and feed her pancakes every day

Imagine breaking into Satoko and Rika's house while they're at school. Imagine shoving the door of their room open and making a beeline straight for their laundry hamper, heedlessly kicking things around on the floor as you go. Imagine thrusting your hands into the pile of dirty laundry and digging through it until you find a pair of Satoko's used pantyhose, carelessly tossing everything else on the floor. Imagine bringing them up to your face, fingers trembling, and then burying your nose and mouth in them while violently inhaling the pungent aroma of Satoko's sweat, taking deep breaths of it over and over, savoring the scent. Imagine front door suddenly opening and Satoko walking in, stopping in the doorway, shocked. Imagine turning your head, pantyhose still held to your face, crouched before the laundry hamper like Smeagol beholding his Precious in some dark cave, and looking her in the eye as total disgust crosses her face. Imagine taking another big whiff as she raises a trembling hand and snaps her fingers, causing a rain of pots and pans to fall on you as if in divine punishment. Imagine the last sensation you feel before blacking out being the delectable aroma of Satoko's used, stinky, sweaty pantyhose followed by a sharp pain on the top of your skull.

>>34069665
If you think that is strange wait until I tell you that some of the characters are magic time loopers.

>>34069665
What's your point here? Is it because it's unrealistic? Are you suggesting it didn't occur because of that? What, do you think it was a fake scene, covering up the truth, a euphemism of what actually occurred? Do you think it really meant Keiichi broke Rena's hymen, and smashed into it at least 20 times? I fail to see your point here.

>>34069665
AND FURTHERMORE, FROM WHAT WE WERE SHOWN, HE WOULDN'T EVEN NEED TO GET RID OF THE PLANCK. HE COULD EASILY HAVE MOVED IT. "WHAT ABOUT THE TRASH WEIGHING THE PLANCK DOWN?" HE COULD HAVE REMOVED THAT FIRST EASILY.

>>34069677
adopting ange and then putting her back up for adoption. I just thought that would be funny if you don't mind me mentioning.

>>34069694
it wasn't funny. stop mentioning it.

>>34069693
>>34069665
IT'S SPELLED
"PLANK"
NOT "PLANCK"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>34069134
Kinzo confirmed alive in all games.
Thank you thin George.

>>34069665
>>34069693
And more importantly, fuck MacOS for autocorrecting plank to Planck half the time.

>>34069665
OK

KNIFE = SHARP
SHARP = CUT

and then the sunset

SUNSET = ALMOST NIGHT
NIGHT = COLD
ALMOST NIGHT = KINDA COLD
COLD = ICE
ICE = HARD
KINDA COLD = KINDA FROZEN
KINDA FROZEN = KINDA HARD

and also keiichi siting

SITTING = NOT STRONG
STRONG = STANDING
NOT STRONG = SITTING

keichi hit the wood sitting and he is weak in that position and wood is cold and hard because it is cold. kneel.

>>34069694
I found this funny.

>>34069692
>Do you think it really meant Keiichi broke Rena's hymen, and smashed into it at least 20 times?
I can impregnate Rena in 1500 seconds.

>>34069719
Anon, are you testing that creepy AI generator again?
Because its not funny.

>>34069694
LOL (laugh out loud)

>>34069719
Stop.

>>34069731
god that was easy

I love Ange and I won't let your disgusting humiliation posts hurt her

https://files.catbox.moe/bwwbxz.mp4

I wish there was a golden fantasia with every fucking character in all 07th series

>>34069771
I'm clicking this link because you put a blushing Hanyuu as the image. It better be fucking worth it.
EDIT: It was.

>>34069770
She looks a little bit wide...

>>34069779
I don't.

inflicting pain on THE ange-chama

>>34069779
Kinzo main here

>>34069782
>It better be fucking worth it.
>EDIT: It was.
Warning: This anon is lying

>>34069796
*pleasure
sorry, made a typo.

>>34069825
*agonizing wounds
whoops, I'm being quite clumsy today, forgive me.

>>34069771
Ok I thought it was porn but it was somehow better

>>34069844
*orgasmic pleasure
Sorry guys I havent taken my meds and I am having a crisis.

>>34069844
*the most amount of pleasure and love humanly possible
something is wrong with my keyboard. I love Ange!

>>34069856
>>34069865
*literally just killing Ange
.. am really s-rry abot tis, I canot tipe corectly doo to tinnits and finge r hurt.

People are very horny for Ange today. Don't you know Battler will come for you if you type such naughty ideas? That's why we keep to talking shit about her, because we don't want Battler on our asses.

>>34069865
Wow, she's quite wide in this image, you eating alright Ange?

sex with THE ange-chama

The other thread ended before I could finish shitposting about the real Battler...

I'll just put on a wig and she will fuck me! Ange!!!

>>34069971
What do you mean the real battler

>>34069990
The Battler from what actually happened in 1986, that you see in chapter 37 of EP8's manga, and from near the end of EP8's VN. All we know about him that's different from regular Battler is that he's astute enough to realise Beatrice was Shannon just from her voice, and that he's implied to be way less of a brainlet than meta-Battler. He's the one who dived after Yasu in EP8, if you recall.

>>34069617
My sister did this to me once

>>34070024
Oh weren't arguing against somebody calling battler stupid last thread

Dominating Shion or being dominated by Shion?

>>34068237
The humiliation aspect is good, but you could have spared more words to describe her pee. The pressure of it hitting your face, the warmth, the aroma, its taste and texture in your mouth. Basically skipping it after that buildup is NG.

>>34070099
Fucking both. I want to be raped by crazy Shion in the Sonozaki basement and I want to have loving sex with sane Shion in her home.

>>34068249
I'd like to McRim enje's asshole

>>34070024
Real Battler you say?

>>34070099
The latter.

>>34070109
Wait a sec, wrong renapasta. Meant to reply to >>34068017
Why do we have so many renapastas in here?

>>34070109
Thank you

>>34070129
Because I wrote them both. I was going to make a third one but I'm exhausted right now.

>>34070122
Despicable gremlin

>Dude? What if we make a sequel to Higurashi that no-one asked for?
>And-and what if we just make it terrible as a fuck you to fans, wouldn't that be funny haha?
>So we'll start it by having a shitty rushed recap with slight differences, the opposite of what people would want
>Also gore, tons of gore, you know, what makes Higurashi what it is
>Music? Yeah, just make it as bland and uninspired as possible. Should we use tracks from the VN? Lol, why on Earth would we do that?
>For the visuals I've got a great idea. So the colors will be abysmal, everything will have a terribly ugly gloss to it and everything will look otherwise very ugly too. While we are at it let's make all the character designs shit as well haha. The most important thing here is to keep the viewer from immersing themselves in this world and keep them from getting scared, ok?
>Also make the motivation behind everything completely stupid and not worth going through everything for
Anything I missed?

>>34070148
Emergency meeting! This anon is super sus!!!

>>34070076
That was indeed me shitposting, yes. Battler as we know him is pretty incompetent - that's why it's in red - but there IS a distinct possibility that in reality Battler's pretty damn smart and Yasu, working on what she knew of him, downplayed him quite a bit. The fact that carries over to Tohya's interpretation of him is a bit weird, but you could see it as Tohya not looking favourably at the guy who seemingly keeps trying to take his body back, which is pretty understandable.

>>34070159
>>Also gore, tons of gore, you know, what makes Higurashi what it is
But people complained that there was barely any gore, only ep15 and 16 have it.

>>34070159
who are you quoting

>>34070177
And it had more than enough for the entire show

>>34070122
>>34070163
I wanna tickle Ange's digested burgies in her intestines when I shove my tongue up her asshole

>>34070159
Shouldn't you be elsewhere?

>>34070197
This is the most foul post I've seen on here in a while

>>34070159
Not a fan of Gou, eh? That's too bad. Not sure I cared much about your spill of shit, though.

>>34070223
>****pedophile thinks his opinion even slightly matters
lol

>>34070159
Sorry, who are you?

>>34070159
>>So we'll start it by having a shitty rushed recap with slight differences
It's the same number of episodes as the original anime per arc nor are they as important this time around, since they only serve to show that Rika knowing the answers to the old ones won't work anymore. They also have new hints to reveal the new culprits for OGs like Rena quoting Tsumihoroboshi or Shion not bringing up the L5 sounds at the ritual toolshed.
>>Also gore, tons of gore, you know, what makes Higurashi what it is
Barely, only a couple episodes are noticeably gory.
>>Music? Yeah, just make it as bland and uninspired as possible
I thought the music was pretty good, everyone liked the OP.
>>For the visuals I've got a great idea. So the colors will be abysmal,
Are you just grasping at straws to complain about now?
>>Also make the motivation behind everything completely stupid and not worth going through everything for
Let me guess, you think it's because "she doesn't want to study", right?

>>34070159
>>34070253
mad

How would the cicadas fare as Evangelion pilots?

>>34070174
Remembering your friend's voice doesn't make you smart.

>>34070247
>he thinks that i'm a pedophile because i use rika reaction pics
That's a lot of projection you got there. I actually like using them because of how smug she looks, but I suppose you would decide that means I want to put my dick in her, wouldn't you?

>>34070272
They'd all be less annoying than Shinji, that's for sure.

>>34070253
the complaints about the colors are the most valid part of his argument if you ask me. I genuinely thought the show looked awful and that it didn't fit the tone they were going for

Ugh, HE'S here again, the loser faggot reading my post.

>>34070279
>I want to put my dick in her
Not that anon but I think everyone wants to fuck THE rika-chama

>>34070279
I'm gay

>>34070290
I'm a girl, I can't be a faggot.

>>34070279
embarrassing post, he's got you on the ropes

>>34070290
waga aruji

>>34070247
>>34070310
samefag

>>34070290
R-U-D-É

>>34070320
desperate, reaching.

>>34070338
inspect element

>>34070320
Meds, now

>>34070343
inspect your body and take a shower smelly loser

>>34070338
>>34070346
posting from different computers to avoid the cooldown

>>34070343

>>34070338
>>34070346
These are less than a minute apart
KNEEL

>>34070320
Ya caught me

Anon-san, you need to calm down

>>34070355
>>34070362
i bathed in your mother's cum

>>34070363
KNEEL
N
E
E
L

>>34070320
Neither of those posts are me though?????

>>34070274
No, but it definitely displays a degree of competence more than what meta-Battler has, who immediately decided to stop thinking as soon as he couldn't immediately figure out the solution to the mystery. Keep in mind he hadn't talked to Shannon in six years, with him potentially having talked to her earlier in the day at most. That's still better than what meta Battler would be able to do, who refuses to believe he has ever committed a sin in comparison to the real Battler, who assumes that Sayo's pain has been caused by himand immediately takes responsibility for it, without her even blaming him for it.

>>34070383
>Photon

>>34070378
My mother has been dead and buried for 20 years

>>34070397
heh stay mad
you're mad right now aren't you?

Damn, I got a lot of people defending me here. Thanks guys. For the record, I would fuck Rika, but only if I knew for certain she knew exactly what she was doing, and that I wasn't taking advantage of her.

>>34070400
i fucked your mom before you were ever even born

>>34070405
I'M FUCKING SEETHING
I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU CUNT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>34070410
I would fuck Rika only because a hole is a hole.

>>34070415
mfu

>>34070414
My penis is bigger than yours, I win

>>34070272
I don't know, but right now I can't think of anything more terrifying than an eva unit with Satoko/Vier/LD3105 soul as its core.
I want to pilot it.

>>34070433
Can I suck it?

>>34070410
Well, she's 100 years old fictional character but let's imagine a situation with a girl her physical age.
Do you think a 10 year old would exactly know what she's doing?

>>34070433
>Bragging that your penis is bigger than 4 inches
lol

>>34070460
Who the fuck cares about real people?

Guys, stop fighting.
When you are angry or having a bad day just imagine Hanyuu.

>>34070484
Thanks I burst a blood vessel

>>34070484
Shut the fuck up.

>>34070444
Now I'm imagining a situation where an anon tries to pat an Eva unit on the head while it calls him "Nii-Nii" in that disturbing whine/growl from when Unit 01 awakened the first time.

>>34070484
Thanks. It really relieves my stress to beat this dumb demon until she's bleeding and then raping her until she stops being capable of conscious thought.

>>34070460
That's what I mean by 'for certain'. I never would do such a thing unless I could, certifiably, ensure that my partner was both willing, able and entirely knowledgeable of what was about to occur. That is why I'm not a pedophile, as such a person does not exist in real life under the age of consent in my country, which is 16.

>>34070484
The thing that ruins a good day the most is remembering Hanyuu.

>>34070512
Virgin post

>>34068312
I'm looking, make it fucking stop

>>34070521
You know it.

>>34070484
sure thing

Feeling like killing myself today

>>34070552
See ya, Ange

>>34070552
give me your steam account and email before you do.

>>34070552
do it faggot

Thanks for making me remember those generals are not a canon part of the series

>>34070552
I'M PICKLE BERNNNNNNNNNN

*sip*
>>>/y/our+waifu+is+not+real

>>34070552
just leave 4chan instead

>>34070573
Not like a real woman would ever love me anyway, haha...

>>34070552
Do you heard that?
*wind blowing and crickets chirping*
No? Well of course, nobody asked

>>34070586
Wish Bern would blow her wind in my face if you catch my drift

>>34070552
Wait anon!
Before you go tell me, what is your bank account details?

>>34070552

>>34070598
Witches don't fart, silly.

>>34070552
Livestream it on Facebook

>>34070552
can i have ur stuff?

>>34070552
I'm about to take a shit, thought you'd like to know that anon.

>>34070637
can I be your toilet

>>34070552
why? :(

>>34070619
How disappointing

>>34070680
Goodbye, demon.

AAH AHH AHH EVA EVA PLEASE OH GOD I NEED THIS SO BAD, IM GOING TO EXPLODE PLEASE SLAP ME ALL OVER, IM SUCH A BAD BOY PLEASE HIT ME OH GOD OOH DAMN I NEED SEX LET ME SEX YOU PUT ME INSIDE OF YOUUUUU HOT HOT HOT HOT EVA PLE

Hanyuu's soft delicate braps, like the faintest of exhales

>brapfags

>>34070722
Her ass isn't that loose...

>>34070741
Pfft sure it isn't

>>34070741
Hanyuu's anus is so loose that when she stands up shit literally leaks out of her bowels and spills out between her thighs and all over the ground.

>>34070722
i sniff it? i sniff sniff mmmm delish mmm yes gentle on my face like a flower petal landing on a puddle. i sniff i am lucky i sniff her all around, mmm smell good, i go inside? sniff and sniff inside of she? smell good? yes smell good i sniffs it and treasures it for all eternity?

I think you guys secretly like Hanyuu.

>>34070779
I openly love Hanyuu. She's very cute.

>>34070768
>>34070779
I want to force my arm shoulder-deep inside Hanyuu's intestines and grab hold of her internal organs - and then swing her so hard that she literally turns inside out like a plastic bag.

>>34070814
Anon is definitely tsundere for Hanyuu.

hau au au how do i use computer system i am typing where are words? mm cream puff for dinner hauauau au au! hauuu auau am hungry... auauu...

>>34070779
I like her and I think she doesn't fart at all

>>34070779
Not really.

>>34070825
Hauuuu~
Kawaii !!!

>>34070820
>>34070825
>>34070826
Imagine peeling her nails off one by one

>>34070835
hau au! i still learning computer but i make progress today! hau au auu!

I want to make cursed half-demon babies with this torture-loving monster.

>>34070841
I think anon is sexually aroused by the idea of torturing Hanyuu, which means he secretly likes her.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S TRUE

I SECRETLY LOVE HANYUU AND WANT TO HUFF HER FARTS

>>34070870
Well, your lineage eventually comes out like Rika, so take that as you will.

>>34070870
I want to make an army of half-demons and conquer the world with her

>>34070887
Torturing Hanyuu is the only thing that keeps me sane

<Bad>o

>>34070929
i want to put erika's entire foot in my mouth and weave my tongue in and out of the space between her toes.

I want to perform Watanagashi on Hanyuu.

>>34070945
this pic infuriates me

>>34070929
I want lots of straight Erika art... Please give it to me..!

Raping, torturing, maiming and killing Hanyuu for well over 37,195 loops.

>>34070953
Here you go bro, special delivery

>>34070971
That's not straight art..! It says right there that it's a stake transformed!

>>34070966
haaaaa... *lick lick lick* hanyuu... delicious *lick lick lick* licking THE hanyuu... *i licks her* i lick i lick her everywhere, delicious hanyuu lick some more, lick all of hanyuu until she is wet, no need for shower because she is already wet cause of licking. *i lick more and more delicious hanyuu* mmmm hanyuu chama delicious, let me lick some more, delicious face delicious leg delicious head delicious hand delicious palm delicious finger i lick some more? thank hanyuu for letting me i lick her feeties and i lick her arms all around before getting to the main course, it tastes good? yes it taste very nice. I lick her *shlurp shlurp* suck her fingies one by one it taste good! good finger! delicious hanyuu.

Does anybody have the sex with (list of every female in Umineko) copy pasta

>Battler humiliated for his crying sprite
>Ange humiliated for being fat
They really are siblings.

>>34070989
SEX with Mion, Shion, Aiko, Rika, Satoko, Hanyuu, Chie, the social worker, Yukie, Takano, Erika, Jessica, Shannon (Yasu), Natsuhi, Ange, Rosa, Maria, Kyrie, Ikuko, Eva, EVA, Gaap, Bernkastel, Featherine, Lambdadelta, Asumu, Piece, Beatrice, Beatrice C, Beatrice 2, Dlanor, Cornelia, Gertrude, Chiester00, Chiester45, Chiester410, Chiester556, Belphegor, Leviathan, Mammon, Asmodeus, Lucifer, Satan, Beelzebub,Flauros, Clair, Runon, Renon,Sanon, Benon, Manon, Berune, and Asune.

>>34070986
Alright alright, HERE you go

>>34070779
I love Hanyuu, but I also love our Hanyuu hate posters. They're almost as cute as Hanyuu!

>>34071020
A worthy sacrifice.

>>34071020
I hate you.

*Ahem*, I have an announcement to make
Mion, Shion, Aiko, Rika, Satoko, Hanyuu, Chie, the social worker, Yukie, Takano, Erika, Jessica, Shannon (Yasu), Natsuhi, Ange, Rosa, Maria, Kyrie, Ikuko, Eva, EVA, Gaap, Bernkastel, Featherine, Lambdadelta, Asumu, Piece, Beatrice, Beatrice C, Beatrice 2, Dlanor, Cornelia, Gertrude, Chiester00, Chiester45, Chiester410, Chiester556, Belphegor, Leviathan, Mammon, Asmodeus, Lucifer, Satan, Beelzebub,Flauros, Clair, Runon, Renon,Sanon, Benon, Manon, Berune, and Asune SHITS

>>34071020
Y-You... you deserve the punishment you're about to get, you cruel bastard..!

I fucking hate and love you all.
Autistic retards.

*bwamp bwamp bwamp*
*thud thud thud thud*
*dsk dsk dsk dsk*

Thread saved certificate

>>34071068
Don't care didn't ask

>>34071020
Sounding with chopsticks? That's just silly, who would find that erotic/disturbing.

based dragon knight zero seven blowing the fuck out of waifufags

>>34071079
I dont need your fucking permission to post.
I will post whatever the fuck I want loser.

>>34071081
Imagine the splinters

>>34071090
Don't reply to me, I can smell you through my monitor

Eva takes stinky shits.

>>34071115
aaaaaaaaAAAh EVA EVA EVAA NEED YOU LET ME INSIDE I WILL STRETCH THE HOLE SO I CAN FIT PLEASE (im begging you...) LET ME HAVE SEX JUST THIS ONCE OH SHIT GOD DAMN IT WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, GET OVER HERE AND FUCK ME

>>34071138
no

>>34071115
Reminder that Eva loves Hideyoshi much more than she loves anyone in this thread.

>>34071148
She still takes hot stinky smelly shits

>>34071147
>>34071148
i dont care... I AM DETERMINED, I WILL FUCK HER I DONT CARE I AM DETERMINED YOU WILL FUCK MEE PLEASE PLEASE I AM ON MY KNEES TYPING TIS I WILL SELL EVERYTHING JUST HAVE SEX WITH MEEEEEEEE, ah ah ah ah ah ah SO FUCKING HORNY AND JERKING OFF DOESNT HELP I WILL FUCK WITH ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY

What the fuck does "Nipaa" mean?

Imagine if Shion farted in your face haha

>>34071172
Croatian for cum

>>34071172
The same thing as if you replace that p with, 2 g's

>>34071172
Its a secret wisdom that only the Furudes can understand.

ummm, onii-chan, quit killin my vibe okay? if you keep self-reporting i will get really mad...

Why are you suddenly into farts?

>>34071181