/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Find a spider, cum inside her.

Going to bring the worship of Hathor to the orient.
Gonna get some Hathor Ochis.

>>34051160
god imagine just sleeping in that pile

Hello

>"Welcome."

Anons, am I a bad person for wanting to choose his waifu based primarily on the level of succ she can provide? In which case, which girl would be best? A Ghoul? An Akaname?

>>34051206
Well cum

>>34051243
inside of you?

>>34051209
how unconventional of a succ are you ok with?
would you consider a manticore going at it with her tail as getting the succ?
would you consider a sandworm grabbing you as a full-body succ?

>>34051271
That's a good question, anon. I'm gonna say it has to be with actual mouths and tongues only, no substitutes. And tail pussies are pussies, not mouths, anyway, while Sandworm-chan reminds me too much of vore to go for.

COMPLETE GLOBAL SHOTAFICATION

>>34051190

>>34051160
imagine how powerful her vaginal muscles are...

I just love it when mgs and humans can't speak the same language but still enjoy each other's company

Smug lolibabas

>>34051327
Love is a universal language

>>34051305
For me, it's lamias. Long snake tongues, you know?

>>34051350
I'd still learn a shared language. Maybe it's me being a boring person though.

Tamamo is now a tofu mogul.

>>34051422

One stoic ochi bodyguard and one fiery salamander bodyguard, please

Fishes are dorks

>>34051479

>>34051597

>>34051541

I want to recruit a party of valkyries

>>34051650
>Mother is a normal valk
>daughter is a fallen one
what

>>34051479
You'll get your stoic salamander and fiery ochimusa guards and like it. Also both of them will look like Baiken

>>34051479
I need my salamander hulking and my ochi strongfat with a huge club.
Gonna have them both 'protect me' in bed

>>34051691
Well at least one of them would. Oh god I am getting protected, HELP

>>34051673
She's going through a phase

>>34051691
I don't like nu-Baiken.

How would Iroha work?

>>34051726
Seeing echidnas in modern homes is kind of jarring to my brain,i always imagine they live in nicely decorated cave systems or just some wooden house far away from civilization

>>34051766
They would need a highly specialized home because of all the different daughterus

>>34051190

>>34051823
just make a cave with the tunnels leading to different themed rooms duh

>>34051190
Does her sharp threads make you bleed spirit energy

>>34051209
Wonderworm

Is this true?

>>34052010
yup, it is true

>>34052028
Is it fair?

>>34051243
Must... resist the purple cat...

>>34052010
They do like sleeping.

>>34051305
Being God tier oral beasts is the Ghouls entire shtick. They also need more love so I'd say go swab Ghouls throat with your dick.

Checking KC's personal twitter, he is right now going through a very heavy Horse Girl fetish phase. Sigh... guess it means the next profile will be a horse or Centaur will be the next MG added to the game.

>>34052059
I answer with another question, is this world fair?

>>34051881
that'd be good thematics for those prickly atlach.

>>34052095
Kelpie MG when?

>>34052095
Nice I hope she has huge boobs

>>34052059
Of course it is.
The one that puts more effort in is the better girl.

>>34052095
>it means the next profile will be a horse
I bet the next horse is going to be Nuckelavee.

>>34052095
A Pegasus would be pretty cool.

>>34052095
Based. Maybe we could get some kind of mg horse race in the next WG

>>34052095
I'm jealous. I DM'd him a week or two ago and he still hasn't accepted me

>>34052126
Wtf anatomy.

>>34051709
>Sally-san uses her downtime to think up cool moves and special attacks.
>Ochi-san uses it to center herself and write poetry about Anon

>>34052191
I have a Wurm profile picture in Twatter, maybe this helped me. Try put a MGE profile and try again.

What species of monster girl is best for caring for humans? I don’t trust dark elves

>Try the MGERPG demo
>Tanukis speak like a 70s comedy Chinese person
>Imps talk like retards at all times
>Werecats are uppity and obnoxious
>There is not a single man on the planet who doesn't think with their dick at all times
I never knew how annoying the MGE world would be to live in until now.
I like the sex battles, they're unique, even if I skip the dialogue and actions because I'm a competitive fuck and I want the girl to lose harder than me. This results in some weird situations where you're just trying to manipulate the girl emotionally to win quicker.

>>34052358
holsts, kiki, hellhound, shog, and amazons are the ones i can think of off the top of my head

>>34052358
Sandworm.

>>34051879
Sounds comfy. I would probably make a underground village, maybe in a underdark looking place, just less gloomy

>>34052390
>There is not a single man on the planet who doesn't think with their dick at all times

Not much different from the real world, just change "not a single" to "nearly not a single" and there you go.

>>34052358
Titania

>>34052358
the fluffy giant monster made of bedsheets

>>34052358
You can always trust shoggoths.

>>34052487
Shoggy a shit

What does she taste like?

>>34052500
Kikis are as dirty as the feather dusters they use. In fact, they may as well use those limp things around their wrists to clean. Imagine being a Kiki in 2021 when Shogs are readily available as superior maid-wives.

>>34052515
cherries

>>34052525
remove all the things they make, what are you left with, a miserable pile of purple goo

>>34052525
Kikis are superior for one simple fact:they can get pregnant

>>34052525
Hello Color from Space.

>Yosh! Gonna be the strongest hugger in the world!

>>34052264
https://imgur.com/a/I7jTIu9
Are you saying this isn't trustworthy?

>>34052358
Elves,Angels would be the best

>>34052576
Turning my stern kiki meido into a broodmother is important

>>34052576
>sometime walk in on you kiki maid spaced out
>have no idea she's daydreaming about dutifully serving you while heavily pregnant with four of your daughters

>>34052678
>dutifully serving you while heavily pregnant
No,i am going to personally tuck her in bed and spoil her silly

>>34051160
Goats are cringe

>>34052593
>buffcubus giving tips to a fledgling buffcubus on how to get strong but still be a comfy hugger

>>34051848
Cute need some sauce

>>34052991
>buffcubus giving tips to a fledgling buffcubus on how to get strong but still be a comfy hugger
I feel like she would take her Buff Succ apprentice to the frozen north for a Rocky IV style training montage, out running hungry Wendigos, lifting big White Horns, climbing mountains

>you signed the document without reading the fine print

>>34053410
The joke's on her! I'm illiterate!

>>34053410
is this cow?

>>34052515
Sus.

A human boy's place is with his face in his wife's cleavage.

>>34053410
I shall add my own clause.
Headpats shall be given to me, every night before bed.

Local vampire is asleep, what is she dreaming of?

>>34053410
>Wait was this not the document for my student loans?

Reminder that undead girls are the best type of girls for tomboys. After all, you can't spell "tomboy" without "tomb"

>>34053472
A hot-blooded male

>>34053552
>you can't spell "tomboy" without "tomb"
Funny. Going to use that on portal day.

>>34053472
Rainbows, kitties, and most importantly, (You).

>Acquainted with your Rata neighbor, but don't know her too well
>Find out her birthday is coming up
>You get Rata a birthday present despite her never telling you that it was her birthday
Is doing unexpected things like this, especially finding out info about Rata, the best way to get into her heart?

>>34052390
The books were always like that but KC excused it by saying the Wandering Scholar was an unreliable narrator. The problem is you can't do an unreliable narrator in a videogame unless you're going for psychological horror, so what you see is what you get.

>>34051160

I wish to fuck the sky

>>34053472
My neck

Why do monsters look hot and bothered when I go to the gym in my lucky straps?

>>34054077
Because they want to deadlift you.

>>34054077
Because the jewnuki owners refuse to turn on the AC in the gym and they're upset a puny man is in the BEEG girl lifting zone, simple as

>>34052095
Assuming there's ever a new profile or a finished game.

>>34054108
>wight can only lift greenworm
pathetic, just like with all things if you are using a greenworm to work out then you are really scraping the bottom of the barrel, she should try to lift an actual monster girl like a wurm or mermaid and not a glorified caterpillar, maybe she would grow some muscles

>>34051160

>>34054168
for all we know she's been deloading after her sets to keep the same intensity, and there's 5 other greenworms that used to be stacked together just off to the side.

>>34054168
Spoken like a true Greenworm-let. Undead reps take an hour to complete the positive motion.

>>34054207
Damn, they have that little explosive strength?

>>34054207
damn, that's a deadly amount of time under tension

>>34054242
First days under strain to make the perfect set of undead sculpted muscles.
Then weeks of Anon under her hips, getting fucked at the exact same rough tempo with ZERO breaks.

>>34054257
Tendons be snappy when they first wake, eh?

I lock my family in the sex dungeon, am I a good family man, yet?

Well, shit. I forgot to take off my dungeon uniform

Speed dating must be fun in the demon realm

>>34051311
What'd I tell you about hanging around Dark Mages? Now look at you.

GIVE HER THE MEMES AND NO ONE GETS CHESHIRE ASS'D

>>34054478
can she land on my dick, I wish to penetrate her

>>34054478
oh noooo, that sounds terrible, and I'm all out of memes

>>34054478
But she is the memes

>>34054411
More like speed marriage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE8lXuSDVNU

>>34051160

Eating~
My daddy's~
Ass!

>>34054614
That's an entirely different kobold, lol.

>>34054610
>Gyaru shortstack
Terrifying.

>>34054610
I salute to whomever is the old master of the draph race.

>>34054614
Hitting my daughter with a rolled up newspaper because she is a bad dog.

>>34054610
I'm going to slightly push the blonde one just to see her stumble around due to the massive imbalance created by the horns

>>34052010
Very funny. Just so you know, Jinkos have FUNCTIONAL COMBAT MUSCLE, it is there to perfectly beat up anyone that threatens our husbands and protect them. Minotaur's muscle is just for show, it is no different than just fucking any monster with the intention of buffing them up as much as possible. Oh and just so you know, Jinkos can easily be as muscled as these lazy cow brutes or more. Even on the profiles, look at the arms, Jinko's are bigger. Jinko's can easily have sex with a man to get as big as needed. Can these cows have actual combat ability fucked into them? No, they cant.

>>34054610
middle cow is best cow. more holsts should be like her

>>34054700
Seething jinko found

>>34054700
Jinkos are very cute. I really like how they're beautiful girls with nice fluffy paws and solid muscle. I don't know if one would like me though! Maybe one day a nice Jinko can pounce on me and make my dreams come true!

Just look, if you touch, you must marry.

How to survive a minotaur attack with your virginity intact:
-run
-pray you aren't wearing red that day
-be lucky and escape
How to survive a jinko attack with your virginity intact:
-just use a spray bottle to shoot some water at them lmao dumb cats

>>34054739
M-me? Beautiful?

>>34054761
easy for both, Oil is your best friend and you will even glance off mino rushes

>>34054761
I hope you get raped by a Land of Four Fiends Jinko. Those brutes cow sleep alñ day, escaping is easy. I hope you are stupid enough to try to spray water on a tiger in heat. And it is Tiger Family, not Cat.

>>34054759
Someone should tell her to remember her own rules.

>>34054855
Who says she forgot?

>>34054759
Is that an invitation?

>>34054614
Anon that's someone else's wife.

>>34054783
That Jinko is very beautiful. I would be ecstatic to have one just like her as a wife. Unfortunately, I don't think one would ever look my direction!

>>34054622
>>34054687
>>34054962
NOOOOOOO!!

>>34054815
Oiled up anons get the claws

If I grew up in MGE's world, knowing myself, I would get married at ten, not because I knew what I was doing, but I would be the type of kids who would stupidly walk up to a monster girl, and say, "You are a very pretty lady"and then try to talk about something autistic. And would do it without any prejudice cause that how naive I was when I was young. Also cause I would probably walk outside the city walls cause as a kid I liked exploring

>>34054964
They will as long as you are willing to prove your love.

>>34055122
Same as a really young kid I fucking walked up to everyone and asked if they wanted to be friends so I'd probably have an arranged marriage by age 5.

>"Come over here"
>"Before I make you come over here"

>>34052191
Same

>>34054700
Combat muscle? You mean useable strength, right?

>>34054133
We went a year without a new girl before. Calm your tits.

>>34055195
I was a massive fucking horndog when I was 5 so I'd probably get /ss/'ed really fast.

>be me
>working at a beastgirl clothing store at the MGC Mamomall
>have a nice Jinko manager
>coworkers say she has a crush on me but there's no way
>I'm just a part-time employee at a shopping mall with nothing to my name
>no way someone with an amazing figure like her would like someone like me, regardless of how well I work
>she's about to go on a 1 week planned vacation
>supposedly takes it every year
>first day of the vacation
>the assistant manager pulls me aside before it's time for me to go home
>says the manager left her bag at the store
>tells me her address and wants me to bring it to her
>make the long trek out to 1337 BREED Lane to visit her house
>small house but something's off
>huge planks bolted over the door
>signs that stay KEEP AWAY and NO MEN ON PREMISES
>come up to the door
>before I can knock I can hear a loud rumblint chuff
>her voice rings out from behind the barricade
>"I could smell you from a mile away annn-on"
>"You're such a naughty boy coming to see me like this~"
>I ask her if everything's alright
>"Oh it's just fantastic anon! Perfect even... now that you're here..."
>"Why don't you go ahead and take down that barricade, I had a lapse in judgement having a friend put it up earlier and can't seem to get out~"
>"We can have a niiice chat, just you and me... I really would like to get to know my precious employee a lot better"
>I back away, clearly something isn't right
>a murderous aura fills the area as the sound of large claws snapping their way through the door and planks sounds out

>>34055231
I still can't get over the fact that Gazer-chan has a tail. I've always thought it was just her hair.

>>34052095
If it's an Alicorn I'm making an Ace Combat meme, off topic seethers be damned.

>>34055287
COWARD, I WOULD HAVE BROKEN THOSE BOARDS AND SAID THIS "TIME TO BREED AN OLD HAG"

>>34055278
he was working on something with a realistic release window though. regular profiles, books and doujins are better than rpg maker

>>34055291
Well, you'll have to get over it eventually.
What kind of proper monstergirl doesn't have a tail?

>>34053533
Lucky for you, she will take care of that stuff

>>34055429
Your mom (she was a monster ((in bed)))

Could you make sauerkraut out of "wrapping vegetable"?
I wonder what effects would sauerkraut made out of wrapping vegetable (or whatever is the proper demon realm cabbage equivalent) have.

DELTS TODAY, FUCKING A WURM REVERSE NELSON TOMMORW

Regular kikis are fine and all, but consider:

>>34055566
Rude

Just so you know, this is the game at fault of having KC in a Horse Girl fetish trance:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aBMZUkPlng

>>34055566

>>34055664
>"Mama, why do you always look at Mastah like that?"
>"When you have your own Master, you'll understand, sweetie."

>>34055566
I didn't know we had corpse fuckers among us

So what happens if you visit a Ryu shrine and show even slight interest towards the snake maidens?
Do they have a set order and once it's someone's turn they get to lock onto a visitor and the others don't interfere or said visitor magically becomes everyone's "predestined one" and it turns into a battle royal?

>>34055729
Necrophilia: the alt meaning to "craking open a cold one"

Which monster girl would feel the comfiest cleaning your ears?

>trying to type in "mons-" in the catalog to find the thread
>always type in "moms" on "accident"
I'm starting to think this is a subconscious act...

>>34055704

Tell me, anons, is there anything a Shog can't do better than a Kiki?

>>34055684
It's bad by gacha standards the only good part is the visuals.

>>34055752
Manticore

>>34055767
>OY, GET THAT FRUED FELLA ON THE PHONE, WE GOT A LIVE ONE!

>>34055786
Absolutely nothing

>>34055786
not be a pile of goo

>>34055752
Any slime girl

>>34055752
My waifu, of course. She's actually really good at it, too. She tends to put lots of work into anything that will get me to shamelessly relax.

>>34055809
Kikis in this thread are being racist as usual, I see. Don't you have an unsatisfied mastah to attend to? He probably wishes he chose a luscious Shog instead, ufufu~

>>34055786
They're kinda dumb and not used to human society in general.
They're well meaning but family gatherings might not go so smooth.

Kiks and Shogs are overrated, even as maids

>>34055864
still a pile of goo tho, don't ya need to clean up after yourself every time matsah caresses your cheek

>>34051243
Cheshires are great. Imagine having two Cheshire wives - one voyeurist and one exhibitionist, who both have masturbation kink.

>>34051243
Cheshires are great. Imagine having two Cheshire wives - one voyeurist and one exhibitionist, who both have masturbation kink.

>>34055752
A Shoggoth.
She'll clean everything.

>>34055893
>>34055897
Baka Alert

Do you guys know/have read any good Demon story? I specifically mean MGE Demon since while Manticores and other less generic sounding monsters are easy to find just using "Demon" in the search tags leads into a lot of shit between the edgy tg tier monster slaughter stories and the MGE unrelated stories who use Demon as an intercheangeable word for Succubus

>>34055922
even my dirty mind filled with thoughts of knocking her up?

>>34055937
I would have thought Vuvuzela would be the Cheshire weapon of choice, but an airhorn is fine too.

What is the mating call of a demon?

>>34055786
Don't know, would need to have one of each and compare them side by side.

>>34056038
AWOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAAAAAAA

>>34055890
Goodness, how rude of you. At least Shogs don't shed feathers all over the place like a filthy stray.

>>34056083
They shed goo all over the place instead.

>>34056095
Goo that eventually slithers back to Shoggy. Or occasionally morphs into a snack for mastah if it senses he's hungry

>>34056095
And feathers can be made into feather dusters, too. Goo can't. Shoggoth more like......uh...…..FAILgoth.

>>34056121
Can you cook normal food, cause I bet ya can't

>>34056124
Fuck I should have said shitgoth

>>34056155
>>34056124
Here's your (You) kikifag

What happens when a Flayer reaches into my mind and sees me fantasizing about cunny?

I wanna draw a bunch of t posing kikis surrounding a cowering Shog

>>34056187
Can shogs lactate real milk?
No?
That's what I thought.
Shoggoths=owned.

>>34056225
A slime can dispense any fluid provided they're prepared in advance.

CUNNY BAD, MATURE PUSSY GOOD!

>>34056225
mmmm, shogmilk.

>>34056200
Do it, but include a Greenworm somewhere in the background

>>34056310
will try

>>34056274
But it's not real milk, produced inside their breasts, it's another beings' milk, regurgitated from their chests.
Shogs=cuckqueans confirmed???????????

>>34056278
CUNNY BAD, MATURE PUSSY BAD, CHILDHOOD FRIEND PUSSY GOOD!

Imagine marrying a servant. What a farce

>>34056344
Imagine marrying a monoeye
What a freak

>>34055664
>Heritage breeds

>>34056344
why is a pile of eyeballs talking to me? and why does it think itself superior than the wurm?

What if your waifu?

>>34056344
Yes. Why be the master when you can be the servant but not to haughty MGs like gazer but to humble MGs like holst, greenworm, charybdis, and cancer

>>34051160

>>34056429
MAMAGI

>>34054700
>t.seething Jinko

>>34055944
Yes.
Imagine your parents make a surprise visit as your Shoggoth is ostensibly cleaning your ears and they see you lying face up in a puddle of purple goo while said-same goo oozes either out of or into every hole on your face, including your eyes.

>>34055940
Otakuevangelist on touchfluffytail did a few chapters of one of the best demon stories ever. It’s unfinished, but there’s a lot to enjoy

>>34056475
brain massage sounds nice.

>>34056470
Chesy, baby, you wasn't quick enough in the draw

>>34056478
He doesn't finish anything. I FEEL PAIN. HE WON'T FINISH THE BAPHO STORY. IT'S BEEN YEARS. HE'S GOT A NEW WOLFY BITCH NOW THAT HE'LL PROBABLY WRITE ONE, TWO CHAPS FOR BEFORE DROPPING TOO

>>34056420
I have no interest in serving those who lack ambition.

What is the most underrated monster girl in MGE, No saying your wafius, OK!

>>34056344
Gazer would make a good master.

>>34056585
>No saying your wafius, OK!
So you want me to lie? I'll say that the second most underrated are the various harpies.

>>34056585
A few months ago I would say Greenworm but to be quite honest it's Apsara. Legit forgotten by everyone.

>>34056585
>no waifus
Dope, can we talk about dark priests? I fucking love the concept of making a billion little offshoots of the fallen god's faith entirely based on their husband's kinks.
Up the block, you have a church which mandates coating your wife's face in semen to baptize her.
Down the block, and you have the hairpulling congregation!

>>34056509
they only lack ambition because they don't know it yet, we'll see whos laughing when the humble holst makes every other hour titty time once she's taken over this part of the realm

How monstrous is too monstrous?

>>34056670
Yo, imagine the fucking church of footfags, or braapgfags, oh god, I'm fucking dying over here
KEK

>>34056679
Snouts, full body fur, for starters, otherwise I would say greenworms are pretty fucking out there so just use that as your baseline

>>34056679
snout
hyper-'taur-ism (ie monster with a girl stuck in the top like a birthday candle)
full-body fur coat

How does one catch a cougar?

>>34056679
whatever the fuck i don't like

>>34056679
If I wanted cosplay, I'd switch over to a 2hu thread

>>34056440

>>34056679
When things start turning furry.

>>34056797
siths are a thing.

>>34056786

>>34056679
2

>>34056813
did this slime just take over a fucking skeleton?

>>34056679
snout

>>34056679

>>34056832
Even slimes have skeletons inside them.

>>34056824
KC girls (obvious exceptions aside) tend to be 1.5s I'd say

Do monster girls have non-human textured skin?

>>34056797
>>34056744
I dunno the hyena girl from reviewers was kind of cute

>>34056880
more like 2.5 lite, a number of animal monsters have digitigrade legs.

>>34056824
>>34056880
Do monster girls have non-human textured skin?

>>34056908
Some of them

>>34056923
Don't you mean 1.75? Those don't have full body fur or a snout yet.

>>34056923
yeah but the face is still human

>>34056927
>>34056936
Does she have shark scale skin? Even the sensitive spots like the breasts and crotch?

>>34056940
not really, 2 clearly don't have digitigrade legs yet. so a 2 with a human skinned torso and face would be more accurate.

>>34056824

>>34056966
so a 3*

>>34056824
I use to like this one 2hu artist then kind of just went full furry and even went into 5 territory

>>34056983
5* Touhous?

Just feed me to this fucking worm PLEASE

>>34056983
I use to like this one western webcomic artist until he went completely radical femminist out of nowhere

>>34051160

>>34056983
do you remember his name? most adventuring mg artists tend to stop at 3.

>>34056967
>That girl on the right
Imagine skipping out on Wizard Village because of muh furry stigma.

>>34056952
yes, and they act as demonsilver and drain out your mana making you lusty

>>34057001
aight, get into the anti air cannon, fag. I'll shot you into her mouth

>>34056967
right is a girl monster

>>34057027
wizard village? is this a manga or something?

>>34057053
Pandemonium: Wizard Village is where that girl is from. All the characters are furry.

>>34051160

>>34057027
Wizard village?

>>34056967
I would still marry, love, and have kids with the one on the right.

>>34057027
I'm a wizard though

>>34057034
But does it still hurt like sandpaper?

>>34057039
You mean left is a girl monster.

>>34051160

I just signed a contract with a demon, told her right after I can't read. wish me luck bois

>>34057103
all claws, teeth, and spikes, and any other dangerous body parts arent dangerous anymore

>>34057053
Yeah, pretty underrated

>>34057120
cute

>>34057120
>Some_mother-daughter_bond(...).webm
I thought it was gonna say bondage.

>>34057120
cute and wholesome
the art is quite good too

>>34056344
Bicorns make amazing servants, though. The best servant is one who can be another's master.

>>34057134
So they only hurt for S&M purposes instead of real damage?

>Wizard Anon, I appear to have outgrown my armor again. Can you make me a magic breastplate to protect me?
>I have brought the measuring tools and am ready to disrobe so you ca-
>...Huh? What do you mean it'll just 'grow to fit' me?

>>34057120
Well, I'm diabetic now

>>34056670
Imagine a guy with multiple dark priest wives who have religious debates, schisms, and reformations.

>>34057153
it probably wouldnt hurt at all other than it feels hot, but not a painful burning, a lusty heat

Dullahans are for reverse irrumatio and throatfucking.

>>34057163
The 95 theses electrosexual bugaloo

You wouldn't cum to another anon's waifu, would you?

>>34057195
I do sometimes when they get good porn.

>>34051160

>>34057195
never ever

>>34057195
NO, cause I got my own, haven't drawn any lewds for her yet

>>34057239
Even unintentionally when you didn't know it was someone's waifu?

>>34057114
If I dont want to dick it ain't a monstergirl

>>34057114
thats just a monster

>>34057266
You said girl monster, not monstergirl.

>>34057255
God would know

>>34057255
I'll be honest, I haven't ever jerked off to a monster girl image, until I started drawing my own wife.

>>34057274
Sorry I'm a bit burnt out and drunk

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, make sure to open an item shop and sell enchanted items to monster girl adventurers.
They go wild over belts of strength or headbands of charisma.

>>34057301
Im gonna sell mofu brushes. Now I just need to find an assistant who likes to pretend she is in charge.

>>34057301
I'll be selling ArmorB'Gone, The only spray that can remove order armor with hurting the future hubby inside or your money back

>>34057382
Sounds like you need to hire a nuki for that.
Also, make sure to pick up the occasional enchanted brush that gives extra volume and luster for the fluffy tail that likes to look nice while adventuring.

>>34057409
>Its just ionized Rust Monster breath in a plastic can.

>>34057425
SHHHHH, I dont want them nukis knowing what it is, I been demolishing them with it

>>34056997
Yeah
>>34057007
I dont remember this was years ago , I know he did incest yuri stuff with koshi and satori

>>34057301
I'm going to be a vegetable merchant who needs to hire guards to stop Greenworms from attacking my caravan in the forest. The only guards I can get to apply are Greenworms themselves however

I want to learn stuff

>>34057479
Greenworm wood is dangerous.
Its weird how you keep getting more gold to make shipments though.

>>34057496
wurm, is why

>>34057496
Yeah, it's almost like the merchant who keeps ordering it isn't even upset that the caravan arrives practically empty with a bunch of sleepy Greenworms hitching a ride on the wagon. In fact I get paid double if the worms look happy!

>>34057545
>Its secretly a greenworm ranger raiding practice camp

>>34057557
>greenworm ranger
do you really expect me to believe greenworms can be snea

>>34057606
Huh, I was walking outside until I felt something hit the back of my head. Am I in heaven?

>>34057606
I recognize some of them but can't place the IP, help me out?

>>34057632
Most are from Grandblu Fantasy or something like that

>>34057632
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/88882301

>>34057645
thanks

>>34057632
Even with the obvious Pixiv filename?

>>34057632
Not him but I think its the granblue zodiac girls?

>>34057606
Incidentally, the legend has updated his draph bust chart recently.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/57474794

>>34057585
>black out
>wake up
>chained up
>see this
>reconsider your stance on the matter

Normalize monsters raping, enslaving, and sexualizing men.

>>34057757
"please become a pap soon please become a pap soon please please please"

What's the best MG for someone who likes Midori no Rupe doujins?

>>34057791
That line of thinking is a double-edged sword. At first you feed the worm wanting her to become a pap faster. Then you see her eating, how happy she is, how heartwarming and endearing she is, how happy to receive even the smallest offering of food from you. You start to think "wow maybe she isn't so bad as she is", and that's where she gets you. As soon as that thought creeps into your brain she's going to cocoon you right there and attempt to pap. As it happens, she'll feed on that "she's ok as she is" idea and just increase her powerlevel while staying a Greenworm. DO NOT FEED GREENWORMS DO NOT TRY TO ACCELERATE PAPING IT WILL END UP GOING OFF THE RAILS TRUST ME.

>>34057844
Kobold

>>34057863
Interesting take. Why?

>>34057497
look out when the moon is out

>>34057886
lolis into some kinky shit, the only thing I know from MnR is Garden

My biggest fear about vampires is if I get to the point where I'm about to score with one, there's a nonzero chance that some chuuni dumbass is going to crash through the window and ruin the moment by giving a dramatic speech about treating men right and then starting a duel

>>34057772
It'd be kinda interesting walking to work and feeling nothing as you watch guys get dragged into alleys, scooped off into the air by harpies and one dude getting chased by a redcap swinging a cleaver.

>>34057933
My kinda life instead of what is here

>>34057909
Most of his works have to do with parasitism and alien anatomy.

What would monsters reaction be if you're wearing sunglasses everywhere to hide a black eye?

>>34057973
extreme concern

>>34057925
>Anon about to score with a vamp
>Chuuni dhampir teen crashes through window
>I leap in through the window and give a chuuni speech about how she should embrace my light within her depths
>Anon gets his alone time with a vampire
>I have a crusader who walks the eternal boundary imbibe the holy ambrosia of my divine lance
>Everyone is happy

Forced Alping
https://exhentai.org/g/1756089/806c286add/

>>34057983
thanks anon, not all heroes wear capes
I mean, your chuuni dhampir will probably want you to wear one that matches her own cape, but still.

>>34055794
>>34055684
I thought I read on /a/ that the plot was shit. Is it bad or is that just /a/?

I'd probably hev this thread opened on my death bed

>>34058021
See you when you re-incarnate into the mge world, anon.

>>34058007
/a/ almost convinced mye to fap to traps

How can you escape after an Elf has you in her sight?

>>34058007
Not the show, but the gatcha game.

>>34055796
Whatever happened to Sig/mon/d Freud?

>>34058148
never heard of it

>>34058101
Tell them i'm into cow ears not knife ears

>>34058101
I already have a waifu and I'm not into polygamy. I'm sorry ma'am, but you gotta find someone else.

>>34057990
The fate that potential Alps deserve

>>34057990
I want to mess up an alp like that.

>>34058101
Once she sees that I'm into Greenworms she'll turn tail and go the other direction, it's not going to work out.

>>34056824
Can you achieve a sort of Pulse Width Modulation or averaging with this? If you married a werewolf that transformed into a 5 for 3 nights every 28 days, and was a 1 every other day her average would only be 1.4. If she was a five one night every lunar cycle, her score would be 1.1.

>>34058101
I got a wife that is a wurm, ain't much gonna say to her but good luck trying to get me out of her claws

>>34057301
I'm going to get a scroll of signal smug. I don't know what it does, but I like the alliteration.

>>34058101
By raping them unconscious.

Good nite will dream of my wurmy and being her portahubby

Congratulations Anon! You're the 1,000th visitor to stumble into Wonderland!
As a reward, we've prepared four girls for you to choose from. One of each suit. You can only have one, and she'll be your one and only wife for all eternity!

>Cheshire Cat
A member of the Spades suit. Very active. Loves to tease and is quite playful. She'll drag you all across Wonderland for fun and exciting new adventures and activities. You'll seldom be in one spot. Adept at magic, she'll take on any shape or size for your personal pleasure and for hers! Quick as a whip and her predatory instincts will ensure that nothing gets past her. Your dick will never be safe from her lust.
>Dormouse
A quite, sleepy member of the Clubs suit. She'll spend most of her day lazing around the house. She seldom is awake, but when she is, she's a perky girl and loves to cuddle and do fun things with her man. Clingy, she'll always wish to be in your presence or nearby. Should you leave her alone, she'll track you down, even if she's sleeping, she'll instinctively sleepwalk to your position. No matter what, she'll always retain a petite form. She doesn't have any skills per se, but her mana has an exquisite flavor of brown sugar.
>Jabberwock
A prideful girl of the Diamonds suit. Prideful in being the most degenerate, depraved, and lecherous of them all. She'll always be wanting to try new things out with you. New sexual things that is. She'll force you into weird fetishy things from time to time but never to your discomfort or displeasure. Very intelligent and has a badass dragon form she can transform into. However, all her brain power goes into sex and thinking up new sexual fantasies. You'll never free yourself from her constant tentacle licks.
>March Hare
A Wonderland variant of the wererabbit and member of the Hearts suit. To put it bluntly, she's quite literally the embodiment of the female version of a coomerbrain. Everything she thinks of revolves around sex and dick. Even if a conversation has nothing to do with that topic, she'll quickly turn it into a sexual one. This can make her a tad bit annoying from time to time, but her loving embrace all but makes up for it. Her soft, fluffy legs and silky, smooth, bunny ears are intoxicating to the touch. The perfect girl for those willing to indulge in constant sex!

Well Anon, which lucky girl will your pick to be yours?!

>>34058307
Wocka Wocka

>>34058307
Dormouse sounds the most compatible to me
I'd take the Cheshire but I'm not all that fond of Wonderland or the idea of perpetually adventuring in it

>>34058307
Give me the cat, I desire the bully

what would happen if you put a wurm into wonderland?

>>34058343
Wonderwurm

>>34058350
ultracoomer wurm?

>>34058307
hah, no thanks fag, see you at the jubjub pit loser

>>34058336
also the idea of having a qt to sleepsex anytime I want and cuddle and be loveydovey when awake is nice
definitely Dormouse for me

>>34058379
Queen of Hearts likes to play tricks. I'm sure she'd get the same treatment the wild, never-resting giant mice got. She mellowed them out into calm, sleepy dormice. Your wonderwurm will be calm and quiet. Maybe even smarter too

>>34055340
Where's the fun if you don't try and run away so that she'll pounce you down and nibble your neck?

>>34058388
Congrats on the march hare wife!

>>34058404
IN making her run as you try to get her into mating press range

>>34058307
I'll take the Hare. We could make some wonderful stew together.

>>34058307
>No Trumpart
Give them to visitor #1001, I'm leaving.

>>34058307
Is anyone of them muscular?

>>34058439
Cheshire most likely

>>34058307
While the Mouse has my favorite body type, and the Hare would be perfect as part of a harem, the Wock is the optimal pick here.

I want to play video games with a cute little short-haired kuu Cheshire.

>>34058307
Dormouse, or the Cheshire if she's a loli.

>putting the romance in necromancy

>>34058691
DAS WIGHT

>>34058691
I want to knock hips

>>34058691
Wouldn't it be romancy not romance?

>>34058837
Shut up, you're just jealous your waifu can't put the "tight" in "wight"!

>>34058691
Why are their breasts so small?

>>34058307
Kot

DON'T DEAD
OPEN INSIDE

>>34058878
Wights are 'ight.
>>34059073
Open myself to the dead?

>>34059073
>Oh god she keeps beckoning me to open the jar
>She's poorly imitating the CLACK noise with her mouth saying she's going to mindbreak me, despite not having feet
>It's working
>I'm going to make a big mistake

>>34059073
Let her out.

>>34059073
INSIDE DEAD
OPEN DON'T

>Looking for erotic ambience videos
>stumble into /h/ to see if there's anything in the voice threads, because I don't know where else to look and x succ generals seemed kinda... fucked
>out of curiosity, check a thread about a doujin with a great love story
>It's NTR
>Trainwreck mentality made me browse through the synopsis posted in the thread
You know, some times I really empathise with the lengths KC will go to to remove himself from the proximity of NTR.

>>34052358
Vampires are the best at caring for humans. Other girls can't compete with their long history of research.

WHO WANTS A PIECE OF THE CHAMP