/jp/ - Otaku Culture

That looks like quite the boring game.

Anyway, why would you be killed for that?

If only the same thing happened to Mexicans here.

link to sauce?

Why not?

didn't i just see this in /a/..

If Japan's government killed an American citizen, even by accident, it would cause a huge stir.

>>>/rs/real+lives

the second one with the serial key

I guess japan doesn't like american weaboos (what I was going for with this character)

Real Lives is hilarious once or twice, but becomes aggravating soon. The best thing about it is to play Hard Mode and start as a nigger in Somalia, or play as yourself and see all the funny ways they have gotten your country wrong.

>>3405232
>I guess japan doesn't like american weaboos
They're otaku and gaijin, the two worst things in their world. Of course they don't like them.

I never figured out how to enroll in an university in this.

>>3405235
It's even better how everybody gets some crippling disease or other horrible problems.

>>3405235
if all you do is study you'll skip grades and go to college early and make gobs of money however you'll die being schizophrenic or insanse

if your a social jock you'll be poor and have no food or die from some horrible disease

if you put all your stats low besides attractiveness and get born into a 3rd world country you will be raped over and over again

>>3405235
I can't play as a soldier so that sucks

>>3405244

Just don't go to vocational school, once you do your fucked.

>>3405235
The game uses real statistical likelihoods to roll you a real life. The events you experience each time are completely reasonable for your country, no matter how well you think you know what goes on there.

>Religion; Protestant

Seriously, you think we're protestants?! If youre going weeaboo at LEAST do Shinto.

>>3405263
Because statistics are always 100% accurate and can't be abused to make lies seem true, right? Right?

>>3405263

Hahaha, good one.
Their stats are ridiculously off and/or badly implemented. I got killed for being politically active in Finland. Fucking Finland. I'm going to just go ahead and say that's bullshit.

>>3405275
>>3405285
Wow, you took him seriously.

>>3405281
Are you from /a/? No one on /jp/ would ever go to Japan or convert to such a retarded religion.

>>3405287
'Sup, >>3405263

qqmoar

>>3405281
you cant choose which religion you are

>>3405291
He was making a weeaboo not a /jp/.

>>3405281
you don't have a choice in relgion

My wife is a Buddhist, perhaps I should look into that.

>>3405301
And the poster to whom I was responding referred to "weeaboos" as "we", so my point stands.

ah i remember this game. my char was born in inglund and he worked his ass off, saved up decent amount of money around his early 30 and go to japan LEGALLY and got rich there due to the currency.

>>3405221
> Save the English language: http://www.anonta[removethis]lk.com/ICARE
This is why I love this place so much...

>>3405221
> Save the English language: http://www.anonta[removethis]lk.com/ICARE
You can't be serious...

I wish they fixed this game because I like the basic idea.

As it is now it's just too ridiculous to really work, you'll just die of typhoid in France or get killed by a government death squad in Canada.

>>3405221
> Save the English language: http://www.anonta[removethis]lk.com/ICARE
I cannot help you. Sorry.

>>3405232
http://www.virustotal.com/nl/analisis/4e08936806836258edba136a83922b694a04868242c48cd7dc56542cd0961a
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10/38 scanners says it contains adware.

>>3405231
They did, in the early part of last century or late one before that. I can't recall if it was a civilian ship or military, but the Japanese blasted it to hell. It at least caused a stir in Japan, while I think the U.S. were a little more understanding at the time.
In turn, a U.S. submarine, while surfacing, wrecked a Japanese Jr. boat and killed a bunch of kids. I think that was in the mid-90s.
Oh, and G.I., rape, kids/Japan, kidnap, white kids, etc.

Haha! Oh wow! I'm in Rwanda. How do I do anything? All I can do is press "age a year".

I want to get outta' here, man. I need to leave. Rwanda sucks balls. I want to travel.

>>3406014
You're a baby. How the fuck are you going to do that?

>>3406014

Tutsi or Hutu?

i like Alter Ego better. got depressed and comitted suicide at age 15

>>3406042
Tutsi.

>>3406077

Oh god, what are you waiting for? Go join Kagame~n and kill some Hutufags.

>>3406100
I can't. I'm a fortune teller who lives in a make-shift dwelling and has syphilis. :(

>>3406162
But now I'm an odd-job working illegal immigrant in Italy. Things are looking up.

>>3406224
Haha! I rock at this game! I started off a poor kid living in a rural community in Rwanda, and now I'm retired at age 50 living Bordeaux, France!

Haha!

>>3406265
That's easy. Now try getting anywhere in real life.

>>3406273
;_;

THINGS ARE LOOKING GOOD

Haha
I moved illegally to Japan and ended up raising a hikki.
Fucking hell.

See you in 2189018, fuckers.

>>3405253
>if you put all your stats low besides attractiveness and get born into a 3rd world country you will be raped over and over again
Doing this now.

One time I had a run where I was a very attractive and very intelligent American girl. I hooked up with a very attractive and very intelligent older guy with a great job very early on, and then started popping out a kid every year.

The game crashed before I even got to 15, IIRC. Sigh.

First year of life, I died of some shitty disease.
BEST GAME EVER!

Is the /v/ dude here? There was a bunch of comics like those from /v/, or so I hear.

>>3406730
Investing money is the best way to live.

>>3406754
Lol, very true.

>>3406777
>Lol
Get out.

YOUR SPENDING IS CREEPING UP

damn, you were starting grad school at age 20 too...oh well, should've followed the rules.

>>3406744
It tried to look up statistics for a large family of highly intelligent people, and must have found a null set.

FUCK

YOU