/jp/ - Otaku Culture

well fuck, I guess I have to expect delays flying into the scarlet manor tomorrow. I hope I make it in time to see the fight of the year.

What you did there. I see it.

>>3404026
Ooh, you got tickets? They sold out really quickly.

>>3404026
That was yesterday. Did you miss the memo?

Anyone know what the weather is like in the Human Village? Last time I went things were swirly and I couldn't find it on the map.

Its not too late to buy tickets!

This isn't your ordinary fight. Its a fight to the death!

>>3404043

I see what you did there.

Sure is two years ago on pooshlmer here.

>>3404056
Sorry dude. It was on /a/ before that site. You lost the game.

>>3404068
>You lost the game.
>>>/b/

Uh, Tower, this is Hakurei One-Two-Niner reporting a bird strike. We just crossed over the southern Gensokyo mountains when a crow flew up and into our left engine. We are unharmed, but our inflight broadcast system has been hijacked by an unknown frequency. The perpetrator has yet to identify themselves, but they want us to buy their newspaper. We are as of now unsure as to what this may mean. We'll keep you posted Tower, Hakurei One-Two-Niner out.

Tower, this is Hakurei One-Two-Niner. Our instruments are picking up an atmospheric distortion ahead, and... *kzt* We're just trying to verify. We're currently on course, flying over the Forest of Magic. (aside: I can see my house down in Mayohiga from here.) Tower, please confirm that you see us on radar?

>>3404111
Might want to declare a PAN PAN, bro.

Mokou's gonna take it in the 1st round. Kaguya has shit standup and is gonna take a kick to the head, CroCop style.

>>3404167

Tower, this is Hakurei One-Two-Niner. Control, please respond. Visibility is deteriorating, there's some kind of red mist clouding the skies ahead. The air is becoming very unstable and our sensors are beginning to show improbable readings. Tower please advise!

>>3404183
This is Tower, Hakurei One-Two-Niner, please return to the Runway, with the damage suffered to the engines from the bird, the red storm up ahead could be a problem. There could be severe casualties if you continue.

TOWER, this is Hakurei One-Two-Niner! PLEASE RESPOND! We are having a cascade of system failures up here! Flight controls are becoming sluggish, and all our instruments are out! (*to Stewardess* FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MAKE THE PRISMRIVERS PUT THEIR STUFF AWAY!) Control, we are declaring an emergency situation up here, PLEASE ADVISE.

>>3404197
>return to the Runway

One does not simply "return" to the "Runway" on an IFR flight.

Tower should vector them to another airport.

>>3404207
In b4 CFIT

TOWER, WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF OPTIONS UP HERE! Oh my god... Flight controls are not responding! I repeat, WE DO NOT have control! The situation is out of hand, control, PLEASE advise! My god... what's that up ahead?

Man, fuck the weather in this place. This is nothing like the brochure said it'd be. Fuck it, I'm moving to Florida.

>>3404183
I wonder what a PIREP for "unidentifiable red mist" would look like?

>>3404229
Spring!

LOOK OU- *KerSPLOOOOOOOOOODE*
*BOOOOOOOOOM* *BAAAAAM* *SHATTER* *CRAAAAASH* *WHAM* *BAAAAAAAAAAM* *thankyoumaam* *FRRRRWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHH*

>>3404234
yeah they totally left out the monsters trying to eat me part and the lack of roads. Quite quaint though.

>>3404258
Ah, new guests. Youmu, make sure they have the proper accomodations.

>>3404277
Hello, where's the hotel, where are my bags? Where's my wallet did you take it? I have a very important meeting I need to get to, so I'd appreciate if you were quick about this.

-Earlier that day!-
Control, Patchouli, do you read me? This is Scarlet Leader, Operation "Morning Dew" has been a success. We're approaching our final turn now.. Alright Scarlet Flight, execute final turn to angels One-Eight-Zero in 3, 2, 1, execute.

>>3404294
So you still have wordly attachments. Worry not, you have all eternity to make ammends.

And do not mind time anymore. Yours has already stopped.

>>3404304
Darkness.

>>3404313
I HAVE A MEETING TO GO TO, GIVE ME MY FUCKING WALLET! NOW!

Control, this is Scarlet Leader. We've completed the final turn, making our approach now. Scarlet 2 is low on fuel, she'll be coming down first. Make sure the fairies don't scrape the paint when they do their maintenance duties this time, alright?
*noise*
Uh, Control, we've got a problem. Scarlet 1 is reporting a malfunction in her smoke canisters and- Wait, scratch that, all of Scarlet flight is encountering trouble with their smoke dispensers. Some kind of red, almost crimson mist is pouring out and covering the entire region. Tower, please advise?

>>3404304
Is that so?

>>3404277
what the...Yuyuko? Ah fuck I was killed again...this is the last time I fly on an airline Kotomine recommends.

>>3404332
There should be a gap somewhere on your right.

Scarlet Flight, this is Control. We advise maintaining current heading and continuing with landing procedures. The forecast shows a high probability of North Easterly winds at 15 to 25 mph. We predict this will blow away the mist and prevent any serious incidents. Besides, what's the worst that could happen?

>>3404339
Atleast the food was good. Right?

>>3404320
Your wallet burned away in the conflagration. Do you not remember the fire engulfing you like a piece of paper?

>>3404320
Oh wait, I'm dead? Why didn't you say so, I have several lives and 3 continues. I'M OUTTA HERE!

The moral of the story? Never believe the weather forecast (>>3404018 ), it always lies.

>>3404344
It was bad man, the eggs tasted like they were from a crow, the meat tasted like it was overcooked heck I think it was human, they also served milk that was from the breast of a were-cow, that was the only good thing about it.

>>3404345
Nope. Hey my credit card's a bit melted, you guys got a bank around here? I'll have to get new clothes too...

>This thread

>>3404368
nah it's human substitute meat, otherwise they wouldn't be able to get any human customers. Also, the other stuff was exactly what you thought it was. You really don't want to know who the eggs came from.

>>3404370
Bank?

What do you need clothes for when you don't have a body?

>>3404043
Isn't this a GET of some kind?

>>3404378
I have very good death insurance. Had a nice time dead, but I have to go now.

>>3404377
oh I know who it was from, Rinnosuke told me she likes to donate

>>3404378
Ughhhhwha-...?
Who are... Wh- What are you? And where am I? And... Why am I surrounding by the collective consciousnesses of all my passengers and crew?

>>3404394
So you are the one responsible for the death of all these people?

Shikieki told me she wanted to speak with you.

>>3404416
Am I respons- Whoah woah woah. Wait a second lady, I wasn't... I'm not... I didn't kill them! There was this mist, and it took out my aircraft's systems.. THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DO! I mean.. I don't even know what the hell that stuff was...

And who wants to see me? "Shicky-Icky"? Lady, you've got me confused with somebody else.

>>3404384
The significance of palidromes is lost in these days of insufficient math education.

>>3404434
Well something definately took out one of our engines, I think I saw something blue go by rather fast, took out one engine, shouldn't have been a problem. Definately had a bit of ice accumulation on the wings. I also recall a bright flash and then going into a spin and then nothing. I think I saw some knives too.

>>3404457
Oh my god, Dan! DAN HIBIKI! You made it! I thought for SURE we were gonna die after all that BURNING. Man, the cockpit was full of LIVEWIRES.. How the hell did you survive man? And where the hell are we? THe last thing I remember is the KICKBACK from that uncontrolled dive...

>>3404457
>definately
And do you also forget how to spell infinite?

>>3404464
we must be at the hospital or whatever this place is, damn weird hospital. Man it's gonna be a bitch filling out all the paperwork for this. Hopefully, we'll still be able to fly.

ITT: A non-pilot writes a story pretending to know what he is talking about.

>>3404332
>In a conversation with Control
>Thinking "Control" and "Tower" are interchangeable

>>3404534
Control, tower, control tower
i dunno, lol

>>3404547
Sorry, but aviation radiotelephony does NOT work that way, bro.