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hello

Have you considered Greenwurms today anon?

>>34032717
These leaves are really well drawn.

>>34032764
Wow, Canadian Greenworms look really weird.

>>34032764
My wife is a greenworm, what do you think?

regal monsters in casual clothes

I care more about the mamono that I do myself.
All I want is for them to smile.

>>34032764
That thing is huge! Better give it something to eat or might eat us!

>>34032850
same

>>34032850
Much smiling, yes?

>>34032717

>>34032809
Peak marriage material

>>34032867
It's the kind of moron I am, I get upset if people around me are.
If she's not smiling I'm probably not going to feel too good about it.

>>34032717

>>34032798
Are we talking a Greenworm or a Greenwurm?

>>34032923
FAT
DRAPH
THIGHS

>>34032925
yes

Gonna leave out a bunch a shiny things for a black harpy to steal. Including a GPS tracker or possibly a camera to see where she is as well.

>>34032764
That's an Alaskan Bull Worm

>>34032764
Halt, evildoer!

>>34032978
>the next day, anon checks the spot he left the goodies
>they're all gone
>he checks to see where the gps tracker is
>looks like it's somewhere on the hill behind him
>wait, it's getting closer?

Had a dream about sleeping with a big Holstaur on a pile of hay. Turns out cows are great cuddle buddies!

>>34032809
what are the Aphopi youth up to these days?

>>34033050
Roll, roll, roll in ze hay~

Hello thread, it's me KDF. I just wanted to let you all know that I'm tired of hiding all my "weird" and "gross" fetishes from here, so I think form now on I'm just going to start posting every commission I get here regardless of the content.

I hope you like them and if not, too bad. :)

>>34033082
The revolution will not be televised
The revolution will be on tik tok

>ywn be providing Hathor with regular milkings

>>34033110
>I'm sure it will kiddo
>here's your ice cream
>that'll be 2.50

>>34032867
hey, stop huging that pillow and go back to making the spice

>>34033082
Rebellious grape snakes wear bright colors, talk about how much they love the sun, and buy Pharaoh merchandise.

>>34033109
I can't tell if you're really him or not.

>>34033131
Forgot the image

>>34033162
It's definitely not.

>>34033160
can purple skin tan?

>>34033173
It is!

>>34033189
No, KDF isn't like this. He'd just post a cute gummipuppi instead.

>>34032717

>>34033109
I wish you actually would.

>>34033210
I can't say why, but I'm going to take this ordinary cardboard box to bed with me. I think I should cuddle it.

>>34032943
i find it hard to believe that anyone outside the guy who posted that would waifu the caterpillar

>>34033280
Why take it to bed? Just slip inside the box and close the flaps!

>>34033203
>gummipuppi
Is that like gummy bears?

>>34033287
Yes

>>34033296
Bed is nice and warm. Maybe I'll get inside the box, but with the bed covers over the box.
Will be very comfy.

>>34033210
I don't remember ordering 500lb of rape.

>>34033301
They're both just as sweet

>>34033160
>Why can't our daughter just listen to My Venomous Romance and wear torn black clothes and pins like I did when I was her age...
>What? Yes I know the lead vocalist of MVR was a pharaoh, you don't need to remind me. In fact come here, I'm going to bite you for missing the point

>>34032764
>Canada
HONEY GET THE RAKE

>>34033162
The tumblr emoticon didn't tip you off?

ooga booga where the ancient evils at?

>>34033362
It's April 1st anon, I don't trust a god damn thing.

>>34033109
If you were really him you'd start posting old stuff too.

>>34033331
Is that apophis going to seethe at this remix then?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MlO4iErNokY

>>34032809

>>34032923
Take this https://twitter.com/himuro_shunsuke/status/1377502919482695681

>>34033109
this is a pretty good april fools, hard to tell if it's kdf funposting or someone pretending.

I'm covering your meal today boyim. Ah-ah~ no buts! Now come on over to Ms Nuki's table, it's only right to eat with the one who purchased your dood!

Makes me want to worship snakes.

>>34033532
I miss her

>>34033435
You can have one.

Momiji isn't my waifu but I've lost count of the amount of times I've fapped to her. Usually if there are other 2hus in the doujinshi I just skip their pages. Every time I think about fapping to Kagerou, I think "I could just be fapping to Momiji instead." I've even moaned her name through gritted teeth when cumming. But every time I see her maple leaf shield, I don't think "tengu" or "japan", I think "silly canadian wolf with big titties."

Of course I'd never do this if I was with my waifu. My dick, balls and cum would belong solely to her greedy womb. But she's not real. This is all I have. The freedom to fap to who I want.

I guess what I'm trying to say is fuck Canada.

>>34033619
this is actually hot

>>34033619
Wait what who's the other one

Canada is just USA without california, therefore automatically better.
I LOVE MONSTERGIRLS

>>34033619
Now I'm thinking about all the legitimately good shit like this that you're hiding from us.

>>34033019
COILED HERE
I REALIZE
YOU'RE SQUEEZING ME
CUZ YOU'RE HORNYYYY

>>34033589
what she order?

>>34033677
They have Quebec though, that worse

>>34033749
Everything on the menu. She didn' know what you'd like she just got everything. She's very nervous anon and doesn't quite know how to express herself. She even bit her tongue trying to say food at the end!

>>34033785
But we have Ohio.

>>34033677
>fairy shrinks you down to her scale
>she looked tiny when you were human sized, but by fairy standards she's over 8 feet tall

>>34033856
but anon I'm even more nervous after having a random rich nuki order me everything and have me sit next to her

>>34033672
it's a pony

Why do you bros like monster girls? I like the idea of having a big tall girl that I can eat out while fully standing before destroying my pelvis, who also happens to have plenty of fluff for aftercare!

>>34033939
The monster is on the outside...

>>34033953
not on the inside

>>34033929
>anon shaking back and forth
>what's wrong boyim you haven't touched your numbers 1 through 10?
>notices she didn't get a pie
>ooooh boyim you are a sweet tooth eh? I'll be right back

>>34033939
At the bottom, it's just about being desired. Teenage me didn't any self esteem to speak of and felt no relationship prospects, didn't 'trust' the girls that did approach me.
Other aspects of the fantasy are secondary to that node. A monstergirl does want me, and isn't gonna hurt me, simple as that.

One of my favorite scenarios is "Monster girl taking an interest in you before you're even born", so here's a new one featuring Automaton: A pregnant human mother who happens to be a widowed mad scientist acquires a Automaton for testing purposes. Upon activation, Automaton scans the area for a man to serve and detects one within the woman's belly. The expecting human mother believes Automaton is defective because she looks after her but doesn't obey any given orders. After the boy is born safely when Automaton acts as midwife, she officially acknowledges him as her master in front of his mother. The mother then understands that the reason Automaton never obeyed her orders was because she never viewed her as her master but took care of her because she was looking after the unborn son.

>>34033939

I grew up on old school rpgs because I'm a fucking fossil. I was not prepared for the awakening Breath of Fire II gave me.

The age of the Sea slime is nigh.
Beware.

>>34033969
poor anon is gonna get stuffed

soo... what happens when you rake someone?

I've been working on the Penny knight wight knight

>>34034171
they die, don't try it

>34034021
Based.
>Ancient Evil fox has world domination and conquest on her mind
>Wicked and evil through and through
>Until one day
>Gets a premonition of the future
>Sees herself with a guy thousands of years in the future, happy as can be
>Emotions she doesn't even have yet of love flood in
>Gives up on her conquest plans and decides to sit and wait sealed up in her shrine

>>34033619
unironically hot

>>34034186
the penny knight wight knight sounds alright

Can a drawfag work on >>34022065 scenario? We really need more momster-son bonding, after all it's the purest form of love

>>34034186
How's it been going?

>>34033939
i like dragons

>>34034223
I have gotten past lineart for the armored appearance, but stopped to eat something,

>>34032717

>>34034187
FUCK, i might have raked greenworm anon.
sorry wormbro...

>>34033856
>>34033856
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra raging mushroom, a number 7, two number 45s, one with prisoner fruit, and a large alarune nectar.
>>34034208
Be the change You want to see and draw it Yourself.

Balrog when?

What type of doujins would Linde Sidhe artists would come up with?

>>34034424
Probably stuff like Anon gets shrunk into fairy size before getting raped by her

>>34034298
We're not getting more profiles, ever.

I didn’t even realize the site was down for maintenance and was worried wondering why none of you had made a post in an hour

>>34033939
On the surface level I just find the idea of a women with a snakes tail or a pair of big fluffy ears coming out of the top of her head to be really sexy.
On a deeper level I feel like the only realistic way a woman could ever love me is if she was crazy, and monster girls are always crazy in love.

>>34032717

>>34034482
the sad truth
>game in development hell
>spends more time talking about horses and ntr than monster girls

I wonder, would monster girls like soap operas?

Do your wives do gay things to each other when your not around to prepare themselves for you? Or even when you are around for your pleasure?

>>34034592
I bet bunyip is an avid neighbors and home & away fan.

>>34032717
Can we just rake the OP? I MEAN LOOK AT HIM HE'S FUCKING TAUNTING THE MIGHTY RAKE!

DO IT! THROW HIM OUT THE AIR LOCK! RAKE HIM TO DEATH!

>>34034154
Don't play with a Danuki's heart unless you want a loving wife and a full stomach.

>>34033939
Because they're interesting, attractive and most importantly of all, actually love you for who you are.
3D women can't give you this last point no matter what internet white knights claim.
They're not going to cheat on you,
They're not going to hurt you,
They won't shit on you behind your back with their friends.
It's like that one post said a long time ago: We love monstergirls because the monster is on the outside.
That and I love villain girls, and powerful villain MGs are the shit.

>>34034847
have sex

>>34034847
I too would like to submit to the handhold of a lilim or the CLACK of a wight

Do echidnas brag about how young they were when they got knocked up?

>>34033939
I don't know, things just happen.

>>34033939
prehensile tails

>>34035011
She looks like she doesn't want anymore kids.

>>34033939
Idk I just like them as a concept, and the whole "never cheating, always loving, always wanting" suits me more than fine.
Even our ancestors wanted to dick monster girls. I can name at least 5 folk legends from my country, without searching, where some dude dicks/weds a monster girl, and some are over 1000 years old.

>>34035011
A few a thread is fine but I wish people would stop posting random non-monstergirl anime images just because it may be tangentially related to their post. There have been like 20 each in the last few threads most of which were entirely unnecessary

>>34032717

I like wights as much as the wightfag.

>>34035222
I like the little ones. Probably not as much as him, though.

>>34035058
mini monki

Variety is the spice of life

Anyone else kinda like working for McManticore's? It's annoying sometimes, but my location is really nice, my coworkers are swell (especially the greenworm line cook), and I always get to meet interesting new customers. It's a decent part-time job, all told.

>>34035222
Doubt

>>34034830
>a visit to grandma nuki is enough to keep you full for 3 weeks

>Anon's first day in MGC

How could anyone dislike papillons? They are so cute!

>>34035301
Oh okay then

>>34035311
>Curvy yet fit Tanuki wife carbo-loads you before you go to the Highlander competition and take home the gold in Caber-toss

Mmmbased

There are people in here who like Oomukade...or perhaps not people but canadians.

>>34035325
I don't get it.

>>34035357
Cutie patootie. I like Pamps, they have such a wholesome, innocent, feminine personality that not a lot of popular MG's have. All Monstergirls are canonically sex goddesses, and most would make 10/10 wives, but Pamps are one of the few species that would make amazing girlfriends.

>>34035298
My location is kind of bad. It's in the heart of the beastgirl side of town, so all of the customers order HEFTY meals, which puts a lot of strain on me as the cook. I hear them all the time asking if the cook is single as they can 'smell a virgin' in the back, and occasionally (a lot) they call the manager to pull me out so they can pounce on me and say they liked it. It's not the worst but it sure is a hassle.

>>34035371
PROVE IT

>>34035405
Obviously the only solution is to marry your overworked Succ Manager, or submit to the furry mob congregating in the PlayPit™

>>34035357
I don't like the way the bug abdomen juts out.

>>34035466
youre suppose to cuddle it

>>34035447
>PlayPit
That's an entirely seperate can of worms, the Ropurotto Sabbath has basically taken the ball pit over as their hideout. We legally can't ask them to leave since they keep buying food when they get hungry. They'll occasionally venture out of the playroom to get a refill of their drink and try to lure single guys back into the ballpit with them. How a single guy managed to get to McManti's alone unimpeded in the beastgirl side of town alone is a mystery, but I guess I do it just fine.

If I impregnate a werewolf and she turns back into a human will the child come out a werewolf or human?

>>34035547
Uh, what did KC mean by this?

>>34035595
Werewolf female or incubi male.

>>34035614
drawing five sided stars is hard anon

>>34032717

>>34035614
Well Nukis ARE Ropurotto Sabbath eligible

Would you let a smaller monster spoil you?

>>34035390
I'm not sure if monsters appropriating sjw lingo to hit on men would be a turn-on or not
>You're a privileged white male and I'm allowing you the privilege to have dinner with me and cuddle afterwards
>After that you're going to have the privilege to fill me with babies and then we'll cuddle more
Came out kind of clumsy but I'm not up to date on my newspeak so whatever

>>34035761
>fixed your art for you
>took the image of a guy and gave him a huge veiny cock

>>34035755
At my height, I might not have a choice in the matter.

>>34035755
Only if they're stronger than me. It's a little weird to be cared for by someone weaker than you.

>>34033939
because i’m a spineless virgin

>>34035761
>Based Social Justice Centipede

Are there 'pedes on the other side of the Finklethink that wear red hats, constantly shout about Deep Order conspiracies, and want to MAKE BOYA GREAT AGAIN?

>>34035877
I feel like normal monster politics would be laid-back like that Norm Macdonald sketch
>In America elections matter. In Canada we just vote on the guy the who's going to build a bridge or the guy that isn't

>>34035821
>hUgE VeInY CoCk
>You're ruining the artist's interpretation of the character
>The character profile say's he's honest and shy, he's clearly shota-coded
>Stop taking young heroes and turning them into lumberjacks
>You damn flatchest sabbath baby bottle brainlet, reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

dark mages with nothing better to do than browse social media from their study room would be something else

>>34035821
Kek, took me a second to get it
>fixed your art for you
>It's a three panel strip of a guy meeting a monster, then they have sex, then it's her pregnant in a bridal dress
>The man is (you) and the monster looks suspiciously similar to their online persona
Even annoying things would infinitely more endearing with monstergirls at play

>>34035911
Just thought it would be funny to have actual MAGApedes.

But in all seriousness, angry, tsun social-justice centipedes that demand you cum in them RIGHT NOW you filthy Human SUPREMACIST, or I'll report you for Hate Crimes! sounds super fun, especially if they have a cute pejorative they call humans they secretly like (STUD, instead of CHUD, get it?)

Also I feel like Naacha would be in on the Human Reparations scheme too--who else would make good Sexual Justice Warriors?

>>34035235
>I like the little ones
Same here

>>34035440
I like to put my penis in my wight wife in the dog position

>Dragons are solitary creatures, many never see a man for centuries
>They live in their caves, only leaving for food and to acquire more wealth to hoard
>All the extra time they spend on a Zipanguese cartoon imageboard
Fear the dragon shitposter, they have centuries of experience

>>34035614
cum as a beverage

>>34035761
>Oomukade a pain to draw
Definitely can't be worse than the fucking cursed sword, holy shit, I can't draw her for shit.

>>34036130
I know that pain

>POV: You decided to go for a hike in the woods but forgot to buy some Off
At least she's a cutie

Ah man, I wanna taste her all over. Her pussy, her ass, her mouth, her breasts. All of her!

>>34035755
Isn't that Devil's whole gimmick?

>>34032764
I have now.

>>34036056
>that ass
prime for filling
>https://imgbox.com/uNjOfLUO

>>34036163
Brat bug can't give you the suck if she is getting fucked from behind

A baphomet's cunny.

>>34036163
Nothin' the good ol' slappie-hand can't handle.

>>34036215
Very interesting.
Do elaborate.

>>34036215
is not for me

>>34034186
That sure is a mouth full anon! Does she say that every time she introduces herself?

>>34036215
My face will reek of it

>>34036298
yeah that's her title

>>34035401
I think it’s NTR. I don’t know for sure but that’s what it feels like.

>>34035971
>>34035821
>>34035761
>write a novel about a young man finding his own way in the world
>he learns the value of the hard work, recognizing his strength and coming to term with his weaknesses.
>he manages to solve every major problem and in the end he emerges a complete, now happy person.
>it goes big with mamono
>see Your character's pelvis being destroyed by every monster girl species and a lot of combinations of multiple monster girls on fanarts
>countless fanfics of him getting raped by female side characters
>countless fanfics of him getting raped by female third plane characters
>countless fanfics of him getting raped by some shitty oc characters or (You)
>on half of the art his physique changes to carter to the fetish of commisioning mamono
>weird art edits where he has countless tattoos claiming he's a slave to (species) pussy/only fucks (species)
>at least Your work is being trully appriciated, now that they want to make anime out of Your novel
>it's harem ecchi slice of lice romcom
>separate ending for each girl in the harem + harem ending
>it spawns even more filthy fancontent

>>34036363
Fans in the monster girl world would be maddening and insane but imagine the sheer size of the harem you could get if you played into it.

>>34036088
Kneel before their shitposting prowess or face their wrath.

>>34036088
nah, they whiteknight if I post pic of my dick. also it's fun to say wurms are best girls and watching sneed, cope and dilate get flung about

>Dark Mage with a shota and corruption fetish
>goes into teaching to realize her teacher x pupil fantasy
>has to compete with countless Hakutakus that are doing better without even trying
>gets education and is approved to teach kids
>gets hired by elementary school
>fast forward a month
>target acquired
>young boy, that's top of his class with big dreamy eyes
>a few classic moves like staying after class, making him look into Your cleavage, asking him if he thinks You're beautiful
>execute "Ara ara" procedure
>shota husband acquired
>realize You are stuck with this job now
>You realized Your fantasy already, so You'll spend rest of Your life just teaching kids elementary stuff
>have to use magic to fix the classroom after wurmy-chan gets excited when she gives the correct answer to "What's the capital of Lescatie?"
>You only got to be a naughty sensei for half a year

>Dark Mage with a shota and corruption fetish
>goes into teaching to realize her teacher x pupil fantasy
>has to compete with countless Hakutakus that are doing better without even trying
>gets education and is approved to teach kids
>gets hired by elementary school
>fast forward a month
>target acquired
>young boy, that's top of his class with big dreamy eyes
>a few classic moves like staying after class, making him look into Your cleavage, asking him if he thinks You're beautiful
>execute "Ara ara" procedure
>shota husband acquired
>realize she is stuck with this job now
>she realized her fantasy already, so she'll spend rest of her life just teaching kids elementary stuff
>have to use magic to fix the classroom after wurmy-chan gets excited when she gives the correct answer to "What's the capital of Lescatie?"
>she only got to be a naughty sensei for half a year

>>34036586
I want to trick a shotacon Dark mage that i am a shota only to have the potion wear off mid coitus and watch her feel my cock get even bigger inside her.

>>34036274
faggot

Pizza night with your bapho neighbor

>>34036715
this isn;t my brand

>>34036715
I want to pick this bapho up and breed her senseless.

>>34036713
Sorry, don't like lolis, I like women mature with all the curves a grown women has

>>34036746
Same

Hello friends, after listening to thread feedback, and seeing how much you all love your monstergirl wives, Elizabeth has decided to shift focus from forcibly marrying living adventurers to killing waifus to optimize marital experiences. Please report to your nearest undead processing facility to have your own pick of undead transformation, or run so Elizabeth can have fun.

>>34036803
TIEM TO KISS ASS AND LAY WURMS, AND I'M ALL OUT OF WURMS!

>>34036803
Eat shit

>>34035222
That's nice to hear man. What kind of wights, if I may ask?

>>34036803
My wife has already been dead.

Did not care for it.

>>34036803
Will she get free Krispy Kreme for the rest of the year if she shows her undead card?

>>34036803
My waifu is too powerful for Elizabeth to take on. She can even defeat Elizabeth at her own game. Rhythm games that is

hmm....
dragons eh?

>>34036263
So basically, putting your whole penis inside a baphomet's cunny feels so amazing.

>>34036933
>Undead Card gives you discounts
>Sabbath Onii-chan ID gives you discounts
any other money saving cards I need to be aware of?

>>34036944
Ah yes, dragons.

>>34036821
If you're the Ohio wurm enjoyer, you're fucking first.

>>34036953
I see.
And what if I wanted to bury my face into said cunny?

>>34036956
Wurm cards give you the abillity to skip lines in Mamano land and make college free

>>34036803
Nah, your waifu isn't strong enough to harm mine

>>34036803
I don't want to marry a corpse though

>>34036821
Nah, don't live there,
>>34036973
*kick ass

>>34036993
Are you sure about that

>Jack off on a boat
>Cum in the water
>Next thing you know you're stuck in the middle of a shark girl breeding frenzy

>>34037021
I actually quite enjoy slightly burnt eggs

>>34037021
I bet she playing up her old days as a monster. At best she was part of some dead content dungeon and never even killed anyone before monsterizing due to her being an easy boss

>>34037096
Better than sloppy and slimy eggs.

>>34036972
h-hot, viscous, wet dragon juices...

>>34036956
>AARM for granny fuckers
>NAACM for dark skin lovers
>NRA equivalent for Cursed Sword husbands, Redcaps, and other weapon enthusiasts
>>All of them are owned by the Tanukis

>>34032764
>those smug eyes
wurmy thinks her disguise is rock solid doesn't she

>>34036803
I mean, you can try..?

>>34036972
Fuck off

>>34037200
>>34036956
>somewhere a guy with his cursed undead loli delf waifu are holding up the line at the convenience store with the sheer number of discount cards they have

>>34037021
Very. She's a 10 ton, human drill with a carapace stronger than steel. Her HP and defense stats are legendary, even godly. It renders all attacks against her futile. Granted, her offense is lacking, but any battle against her would bog down into a stalemate and into a war of attrition. She enjoys a constant health regen from me, her hubby, inside dicking her during battle. And in the extremely slim chance someone does start to come out on top against her, she's got a guaranteed "flee the battlefield" ability in which she can just burrow underground and away from danger. You'll never find her at that point, let alone be able to unearth her.

>>34036191
Every cute little monster girl with a lewd fat ass is prime for it.

>>34037288
>battle of attrition
>against an immortal
well gee have fun spending a lifetime battling her

>>34037288
>10 ton human drill with carapace stronger than steel
Nice tank plating nerd, ever heard of wight claws?
>her HP and defense stats are legendary, even godly
More to drain
>Any battle against her would bog down into a stalemate
So a longer feast than usual.
>She enjoys constant health regen from me, her hubby
EVEN longer draining.
>And guarenteed flee the battlefied
would 100% work outside of an undead demon realm, but have you considered how poisoned the earth would be inside of one? Nothing could stay alive nor stay dead in the cold embrace of the undead earth
Also happy april 1st

>>34036803
You think you're some kind of one woman army? You think it's your right to decide who lives and dies?

>>34037336
Her journey is just beginning!

>>34037397
Just let her in anon

>>34037312
Just another excuse for me to dick her more frequently

>>34037323
Tank life is the only life.

Born with godly defensive stats and health. Both magic and physical attacks will do you no good. And every time she levels up, she just dumps all her points into defense again, sometimes stamina and speed as well. Perk points go into bonuses against health draining status effects.

At the very best, you can grind for levels against her, but she'll continue to level up as well. Mutualism defined.

We need more lamia based or real sneks

>>34037397
she big

Here is the armored penny wight knight

>>34037499
Relax dude relax

>>34037508
fuck, wrong pic

>>34036803
Even if you plan on resurrecting them, killing other people's waifus is no good. Elizabeth is getting banned from the MonCraft server until she learns her lesson.

>>34037562
w-wait it's april don't do this!

Do I get any tax breaks for marrying a zombie in an undead kingdom? Also what's the punishment for pretending a zombie is still a zombie even though she wighted long ago and the couple are living in lap of luxury as well?

>>34037530
I'll be honest here Anon, the only hint I have of her being a wight is the tone of her skin. Fucking SICK helmet-skull motif tho

All hail the Pharaoh

>>34037691
Sorry Anon, can't hear you.
Gotta be louder.

>>34037673
i know, that is why I'm gonna do one with the helm and armor

>>34037698
ALL HAIL THE PHARAOH!

>>34037704
*without

>>34037711
Much better, bless big noble choco desert thronesitters.

>>34037711
Pharoah, I found a stray. Can I keep her?

Reminder that the Chef God is always looking for new paladins to help spread the food word!

>Yes Anon keep eating
>Oh don't worry about me, I'll have my meal later

>>34037723
The throne is me.
>>34037754
As long as you milk her daily.

>>34037758
I didn't read the filename at first, thought it was just a disguised monster that wanted to Architect her husband.

>>34032717

>>34037758
>giving me a health refill
big mistake, I've played Castlevania so I'm ready for this
don't have a whip on me so I'll have to make do with my palm

rember dex is for puss, men use str and only it, it guide me and make me stronk

>>34038068
Fuck that I'm going magic build.

Can a wight extend her spirit claw aura into swords and other weapon

>>34035614
I mean sabbath is basically MGE's freemasonry but with lolis

>>34038099
nerd

H U G E
M I L K

>>34035614
The sabbath says: JEWS ROCK!

>>34038068
>>34038099
Remember, a big group of friends is more important than what your individual build is!
but the next most important thing is having enough speed and stamina to outrun your buddies when you get ambushed by monsters

>>34038133
Good, I'll attract big strong monsters who want to protect me.

It's finally over. I finally finished. This took a long time to make, but I'm damn proud of it. I couldn't have done this without all your support. From the bottom of my heart, thank you. The final chapter of the Journey of the Magi is up.

https://pastebin.com/Jj4ZXxUu

I'll post it to Ao3 later. I've been busy with work, but reformatting to Ao3 shouldn't be too hard.

>>34038068
Why go for str or dex when I can level end and adp for additional rolls, more iframes, and shorter cast and flask times?

>>34038168
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
thanks for making such a huge story, it's been a tonne of fun to read

>>34038178
FUCKING
DAMMIT

>>34038162
Maybe it bad idea to drop int

>>34038156
I want my partymates to need specialized bras

>>34038068
Superior dex and magic build
No monster in the world could possibly catch me

>>34038068
i dual wield shields

>>34038217
weak , can bench mountain and wrestle many monster in submission with strength, they look at me funny tho. As if me was "special". I used all things expect str and sta as dumped stats

I wish to look retarded in front of monster girls, what do I do?

>>34038358
Declare yourself asexual at a public gathering.

>>34038358
just be yourself

Green worm?

>>34038168
Yee

>>34038416
Buenos dias Mandy

>>34038372
how bad would it be?

>>34032717

>>34038168
THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE
Looking forward to the real ending friend

>>34038439
Imbecile, stop touching my butt.

>>34036715
>Implying I'd eat take out pizza from my bapho neighbor over my bapho mom's homemade pizza

>>34038553
Hellhound butts drive me nuts

>>34034287
I tried to draw when I was younger but I never got far, my best attemp was mickey mouse but it was pretty much copying a drawing of the actual mouse.

>>34038596
Hellhound butts drive me to nut

>>34038596
That's nothing out the ordinary.

>>34038195
Ahh, don't be like that bubby. Here, you can have this teaser pic. I got a pic of my REAL wife commissioned to post with the non-canonical continuation of the story.

Question I got promoted from pyramid slave to slave centaur breeder, what I want to know is am I still a slave? Are the centaur slaves? Am I a free man who's job it is to breed centaurs now?

>>34038703

>>34038718
If your slave overseer doesn't show up after fifteen minutes to tell you your job, you're legally allowed to leave.

>>34038718
Where are the centaur's ears? I don't see them.

>ufufufufufu~s at you telling the bartender that you're single

jinkos are cutest feline species

>>34038762
Next all I'd need to do is drop hints that I'm into foxes and okay with harems.

>>34038804
It's Manticores

>>34038607
>Draws once
>it's shit
>"welp, I can't draw"
lol

what is better, a shortstack or a BEEG monster?

>>34038935
i'm usually manticores but sometimes it's griffons.

>>34038982
neither, they should all burn in hag hell

>your adopted momster insists her old clothes still fit her just fine

>>34038982
How can one possibly choose? They both have great aspects to them.

>>34039019
found a goat fucker

>>34038982
Shorties

>>34039036
Urge to make her bust those clothes by fucking 14 babies into her rising from my pants

>>34038982
BEEG

>>34039125
This is all you need to say to fluster a CC

>>34039214
You know what makes me harder than steel, that line they use, you wouldn't want me, I'm an old lady or something to that effect. It makes me go unga bunga

>>34038168
canon ending

>>34039311
I'm convinced it's code for "shove as many babies in me as physically possible."

>>34039378
unbirthing goes on /d/

>>34039393
we are talking about impregnation, anon. Do you have something to tell the class?

>>34039421
cramming a bunch of literal babies up a girl's tuna hatch takes a lot of lube

I'm gonna say something weird and possibly controversial
I hate long nails, but really like monsters who typically have long nails
How do you say to powerful and prideful monsters to possibly shorten them without offending them?
"You are the most beautiful Apophis i've ever seen but could you trim your nails everytime i look at them i cringe thinking about the noise they would do on a chalkboard"
Maybe i should just see a Mindflayer

>>34039463
It's fucking semen I want to pour into a CC monster girl 's fertile womb, not babies

Despite appearances, shortstacks are actually more durable than their average sized counterparts and therefor ideal for rough, animalistic breeding.

>>34039465
You want to miss those sharp nails trailing their way down your back? Whatever man, but all you gotta do is ask. Just make sure you help them paint their nails, after all, it’s fashion.

>>34039465
by not doing so.
install some really slippery ceramic floors and she will be forced to cut her nails or fucking die.

>>34039495
why not both?

>>34039516
is she technically a bapho?
also, this goat in particular fucks other men behind your back

>>34038982
Why not have both? You could have a tribe of shortstacks with a muscular tallstack as a their leader, or maybe a pack of big girls with a shortstack as the runt of the litter!

>>34039600
You are correct, you have won, One BEEG mino and 4 shortstack hellhounds, hope you enjoy

>>34039555
disgusting

>infomercial host: "Sir, what do you think of the new Porta-Succ?"
>"Oh, she's great. Lightweight, easy to carry, and I can fuck her just about anywhere. I think more guys should get one."

>>34039742
do they come in wurm variety, if so I would like 20 of them please

>>34039742
They're Pally and Yeti approved!

>>34039742
Wow, succubus tech is constantly evolving, huh? Sounds like the succs that can't adapt to the competition are going to be flat-broke.

>>34039742
shortstacks this short are just loli onaholes with bonus paizuri function.

>>34039822
Unfortunately even small wurms turned out to be too long to be portable..

>>34039866
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,
thanks for telling me

>>34039845
Don't worry, owo-chan. I'll get you a six pack of Twin Mountains Farm holst milk.

>>34039822
A portable wurm wife is quite impossible, but you can opt to become a wurms portable husband.

>>34039695
Nice! Finally, I have reached the [GOOD END]

>>34039944
That I can do, Why didn't I think of that

Kobolds are for _______.

>>34032717

>>34040076
headpatting

Worship

>>34040076
Bondage and latex.

>>34039944
>>34039965

>>34039555
Stop being a cuck, anon

>>34040166
Thanks, man

>>34040166
Is he ok?

>>34039742
>Porta-Succ
>portable easy to carry design
>cute and sexy
>various types
>looks like a voluptuous adult
>can have sex wherever in any position, practically begs for it
>capable of other things too
>Greenworm "cuties"
>fat
>cute only if you like weird bug parts
>basically only green things according to KC's making of
>looks like a little girl, just as stupid as one unlike loli monsters
>doesnt want sex only food in their fat gullet
>no hands or feet and weird body so cant even do other things efficiently
How do greenworms even compare?

>>34040228
yeah, a bit woozy but he is fine

>>34040228
we can't know for sure without knowing the hardness of the ground she just tunneled through with him in tow

>Every day a centaur comes near your house and starts throat singing while facing the window to your room.
>It is her way of courting you

>>34040267
I got something else she can use that throat for.

>>34040166
>tells you she is going to the store
>still takes you with her
>dragged out of bed through miles of subterranean tunnels
All I want is to sleep in...

>>34040205
I'm not being a cuck, my dude, just pointing out the truth.
roughly 20% of pictures featuring this character involve multiple males.

>>34040267
If I Metal scream at her, does that count me as me proposing to her?

I've got an embarrassing photo of Druella. I'm going to use it to blackmail her! I'll show her true smug.

>>34040166
>greenwurms have portable husbands they show off in public
>greenworms seething trying to pick up their husbands to be cool like wurms

>>34040166
I'm a proud portahusband, I can instantly satisfy my wife's desire, I can cook up a quick meal and give emergency cuddles to help her morale. Her work ethic has gone through the roof, with me by her side

>>34040359
a wurm? working? i thought they needed handlers just to remember to blind.

>>34040392
Anon, they are simple minded, not retarded. they can do be Lawyers. See Lawyer Wurm

>>34040392
>HONEY HELP IT'S ALL GONE BLACK
>Finish blinking dear
>Ohhhhhh, thanks sweetie!

>>34039516
Hestia Draphs gave me a shortstack fetish.
>>34039555
>>34040294
She's not meant to be a waifu though, she's just a porn oc for people to have a quick fap to her getting fucked. There's nothing with that either, not everything has to be MGE.

Do I have to meme when hitting on a cheshire? It would be nice to let one know I'm interested without calling her my little pogchamp.

>>34040392
Wurms often get jobs in the mining industry as pieces of heavy equipment.

>>34040515
nah, hit her with the Old "did it hurt when ya fell from heaven"

>>34040543
>"Yeah, landed on my butt so hard, it split down the middle."

So wurms leave holes and tunnels everywhere right? What happens if I go into a wurm tunnel, is there a secret wurm club or a network of tunnels around town or just dirt?

>>34040593
You enter a boy, you come out a man

>>34040514
I thought it was pretty critical information precisely because we are here, people on this thread really dislike that kind of surprise.

>>34040612
>You enter a boy, you come out a man
No, no, no. You don't come out at all. You belong to wurm-chan now. No leaving

>>34040612
Wurm tunnels are that deep? I knew they were complicated but didn’t even think if I entered I’d be stuck until I became an old man

>>34040593
>wurm club
>has a wooden sign outside
>WURMS NOT WORMS
>notice underneath
>due to the influx of greenworms finding their way into the club, we've temporarily banned greenworms from entering the premises
>small wurm lawyer firm logo in the bottom corner

>>34040665
>>34040652
You come out with a man with a wurm wife with at least pregnant with triplets, ya happy now

>>34040617
There's no real harm in leaving things as an out of context image, what people don't know can't hurt them and it's always possible to just imagine a hobgoblin lookalike or something.

>>34040587
anal fissures can easily develop into extremely dangerous infections if left untreated, be a good man and help the poor cat apply some ointment on her injured behind.

>>34040673
WHAT MUST I DO TO ENTER, I WISH TO SEE WURM CLUB!

>>34040723
Well you gotta know someone on the A list, or at least someone on the B list who knows someone on the A list. Don't even think about the C list, not because they won't get in but because they don't know letters past B

>>34040749
Anything to tip me off, whose an A-lister

>>34040768
Any Wurm with a tail longer than 10 feet

>>34034298
Cute flame of Udûn now.

>>34040237
wormfag eternally btfo

>>34040808
ok, well I'm in bois. I just hitched a ride on one of them 8' tall ones, wish me luck

>>34037508
Based

>haughty, noble vampire struggling with her feelings for peasant anon

seems like the haughty, noble vampire isn't struggling with her feedings from peasant buddy, though.

>>34037530
>omw to go all chivalry on your ass

>>34040887
this noble is in the middle of transitioning to a bourgeois. she really needs to go on a diet if she wishes to uphold her aristocratic privileges.

>>34040887
aight, time to flaunt my built body from working in the fields

>>34036363
Time for the off-kilter body horror sequel

>>34040920
>"Look at that filthy commoner, toiling in the dirt with his *ngh* big muscles. Muscles that are being supported by *ooh* rich, health *haah* blood~"

>>34036803
Woah an edgy OC I'm terrified

>>34040840
Can you find my wife in there please? I think she wandered into the a hole that opened up in the backyard and I haven't seen her since. She's about 3-4 feet tall and has little orange horns.

>>34040957
Be careful, she'll corrupt your waifu when you aren't watching!

>>34040967
Is she green and a worm?

>>34036928
>>34036944
>>34036972
>>34037508
>>34037512
>>34038662
>All this off-topic shit
Would you faggots fuck off already. You aren't being funny or endearing

>>34040957
What would a coldsteel hedgeheg monster girl be like?

>>34038168
Sick dude. God, I'm on bated breath reading this with one hand in my pants

Can't tell if some of the rituals and ceremonies my priestess wife has me help her with are standard practice or just things she's making up as she goes along. A lot of them seem to be just having sex.

>>34040999
Well granted one of them is a guy posting the wrong image, one of them is a monster girl related image that's been cropped, and one is responding to some butthurt about greenworms being in a joke april fools story (i think), and one is a pharaoh who looks undead/mysterious enough to count as an MG but yeah there's been quite a bit of off topic stuff recently

>>34041048
>Didn't point to one off-topic post
Oh no I've been april fooled what is this intractable chicanery