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3403323 No.3403323 [Reply] [Original]

Hello /jp/.
My 12 year old sister just beat me at Unthinkable Natural Law. She was Meiling, I was Cirno. She had an XBox 360 controller, I was using the keyboard.

Fuck my life.

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>> No.3403355

...did you save the replay?

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>>3403323
She must've followed the flowchart.

>> No.3403375

>>3403355
Oh fuck no I didn't save it, it's something that can NEVER, EEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEER be spoken of outside this thread. I am so ashamed... Worst part is, she didn't just button mash like a mindless child, she figured out the combos. Naturally, a Down-downleft-left or down-downright-right is MUCH easier for someone using a controller then it is for me on the keyboard, so after she got that stuff down it was game over. Next time I'm hooking up both controllers, FOR GREAT JUSTICE

>> No.3403407

Pic of her please.

>> No.3403409

>>3403375
Well you sound like a whiny bitchy little unlikable piece of shit.

>> No.3403410

>>3403375
Then why didn't you just punish/lure those moves? It's WAY better playing with a keyboard. Grazing/movement and 22B/C is a nightmare to do with a Xbox controller.

>> No.3403417

>>3403409
This is /jp/, did you expect us to be nice and level-headed people

>> No.3403419

I've never played against anyone in this game. So even if I suck no one will know.

>> No.3403427

>>3403407
THIS THIS THIS

Next time you play, play with her on your lap, then slip it in. Anyway, I'm envious that you have a sibling that would play your Jap games with you seriously.

>> No.3403430

Cause I don't have the English patch yet and I can't read all the squigglies and kanjis. I pretty much have to make up the story, too.

So far, it involves Cirno deciding she's envious of Reimu's armpits, Meiling alternating between guarding various fields of view on a strict, hourly schedule, and Reimu became a steampunk fan.

>> No.3403432

>>3403419
You are undefeated. You are the strongest.

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>>3403407
Change the haircolor to brown and remove the hat and you've got my sister, same personalities as well.

>>3403427
She loves to play the Touhous, every day I come home from work to find her playing one of em on my PC. (She cracked my login info and I was never bothered enough to change it. Little munchkin..) Hell, today she played "Septette for the Dead Princess" on her flute. Blew my mind how quickly she can pick up on these things.

She still won't play any Call of Duty 4 with me though. :<

>> No.3403460

>>3403432

Exactly, its like that episode of Medabots with the girl who was undefeated. Don't go against anyone and you can't lose.

>> No.3403476

>>3403459

I want your sister's hand in marriage. I won't take no for an answer.

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>>3403476
Won't take 'no'?
Then die.

>> No.3403503

>I was using the keyboard.
Yes yes, you are an embarrassment to keyboard warriors everywhere. Not for losing, but for blaming the input device afterward.

>> No.3403508

>>3403432

>9
>Strongest

DOHOHOHOHO

>> No.3403519

>>3403503
Hey buddy, fuck you. When I have to use TFGHVB as my action keys because [the Japanese, it's so untranslateable,] and my hand shifts and when I press up it goes right then it's pretty hard to do anything until I reseat my fingers, leaving me open to massive combos. I'm not a keyboard warrior anyhow, I just picked up 12.3 today. I'm not great at fighters anyways... Not enough FPS/RTS/RPG/Acton/Adventure/Simulator. Not that it needs any of that, it's just not my specialty.

>> No.3403523

>>3403459
Jesus, did you make your password a word instead of a random string of letters, numbers and symbols?

>> No.3403526

>>3403519
Ugh, in short, I just suck at fighters with a keyboard, plain and simple.

>> No.3403530

>>3403323
I don't think you have a little sister.

Enjoy losing. Alone.

>> No.3403534

>>3403523
lol no, she just did enough research into my background and made enough attempts that she finally figured out my patterns I use for security.

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>>3403530
There you go with the suspicion /jp/, AGAIN.
I have 3 sisters actually, 2 biological and 1 practical (She's so close she might as well be my sister.)
Need proof? Have a pic, straight from the webcam. That be the 12 yr. old.

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>>3403557

>> No.3405264

>Fighting game
>Controller vs Keyboard

Well I found your problem.

>> No.3405270

>>3403557
shave.

>> No.3405272

My 13 year old sister always beats me at SWR and UNL, but it doesn't bother me at all. She was always good at video games.

>> No.3405277 [DELETED] 

>>3403320
> Save the English language: http://www.anonta[removethis]lk.com/ICARE
Anyone got any better links?

>> No.3405280

Wait a fucking minute this thread was from 6 hours ago.

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>Unthinkable Natural Law

>> No.3405296

>She loves to play the Touhous, every day I come home from work to find her playing one of em on my PC. (She cracked my login info and I was never bothered enough to change it. Little munchkin..) Hell, today she played "Septette for the Dead Princess" on her flute. Blew my mind how quickly she can pick up on these things.

I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU
Enjoy your lonely delusions.

>> No.3405302

>>3403321
> Save the English language: http://www.anonta[removethis]lk.com/ICARE
That's a tough one.

>> No.3405326

>>3403590
ಠ_ಠ

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