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Anonymous Sat Mar 29 02:52:50 2008 No.339939 [Reply] [Original]

>Since her meals are provided by the Scarlet Devil Mansion, she isn't a youkai to be scared of at all.

WHAT

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 02:53:51 2008 No.339949 She just stands around and her stupidity is easily mistaken for kindness.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 02:54:08 2008 No.339956 So, are there other gate guards, or does she do gate guarding 25/7?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 02:54:10 2008 No.339962 >>339956 She's the HEAD GATE GUARD

>>	E-mouse !LNaFATMuso Sat Mar 29 02:56:58 2008 No.339974 File: 104 KB, 1056x1504, 1206759418659.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>339962 By default?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 02:57:53 2008 No.339981 Probably goes hungry a lot of the time. Mr. Dumbass should make her some pork fried rice. Chinese. High egg content.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 02:59:00 2008 No.339994 Her job must be extremely boring

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 02:59:00 2008 No.339995 She won't try to eat you

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 02:59:00 2008 No.339996 >>339981 WHOA NOW We can do scrambled. We might be able to make an omlette. That itself is dodgey. I think Pork Fried Rice is a bit out of our abilities.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:02:43 2008 No.340018 >>339996 We've got Unlimited Egg Woks, motherfucker. We can make any kind of egg product, providing we have tasted it before.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:03:52 2008 No.340030 >>340018 KING OF EGGS, DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH YOLKS?!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:03:55 2008 No.340031 >>339996 Anonymous can trace any meal containing eggs at one level below that of a master chef, we can also create "broken entries" which are destroyed after one bite but deliver unparalleled flavor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:07:36 2008 No.340063 >>340031 For those youkai concerned about cholesterol, is Anonymous capable of tracing egg-based dishes and making them with Egg Beaters (tm)?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:07:55 2008 No.340067 >>340031 Egg shells are very strong, but too brittle. An egg shell dagger could be a powerful if not durable weapon. Now we can fight the lake.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:08:03 2008 No.340074 >>340063 Egg beaters are of extra planar origin, we cannot trace them.

>>	Spring !m7te1lApzs Sat Mar 29 03:08:25 2008 No.340071 >>340018 ... eggs are in everything though. that means you can make anything from an Egg mcmuffin to a cake to meatloaf... Eggs are in a lot of things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:09:21 2008 No.340078 >>340071 INCLUDING CAKE.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:10:04 2008 No.340083 >>339996 we got /ck/, remember that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:11:24 2008 No.340093 >>340071 We're just that fucking bad ass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:11:25 2008 No.340094 File: 34 KB, 525x525, 1206760285162.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>340071 The strongest egg chef in all of Gensokyo. Even Yuyuko agrees.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:13:30 2008 No.340108 >>340094 We tricked Chen into eating an egg, and so our dominion extended to cooking cats.

>>	E-mouse !LNaFATMuso Sat Mar 29 03:15:23 2008 No.340119 File: 327 KB, 400x900, 1206760523471.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:17:45 2008 No.340132 Eggs are the ultimate food. Every essential amino acid. Essential fatty acids. All kinds of vitamins & minerals. NO TRANS FAT NO CARBOHYDRATE ONLY OMELET FINAL DESTINATION

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:18:29 2008 No.340139 >>340132 You can also use fertilized eggs for extra protein.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:18:49 2008 No.340141 >>340119 Why the hell is Ran such a bitch as to make Mystia sit at the table while they eat her egg?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:18:57 2008 No.340143 >>340132 Patchy failed to completely understand GM ability to cook and its ties to magic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:19:53 2008 No.340152 File: 54 KB, 117x143, 1206760793588.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>340141 You best be jokin', nigger.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:21:23 2008 No.340160 Come back soon GW ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:23:21 2008 No.340173 >>340141 They also didn't give her her clothes back.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:24:46 2008 No.340187 >>340143 There are plenty of future opportunities to reveal our reality marble. Meeting our future self (insert) at Kourindou. Eating the magic mushrooms. Incanting the lines while praying to the awesome deity of the Hakurei's shrine

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:35:22 2008 No.340269 >>340187 What's our incantation again?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:35:25 2008 No.340271 >>340187 Culinary Sign - DELICIOUS FUCKING EGGS.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:36:19 2008 No.340276 >>340269 I am the bone of my skillet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:37:55 2008 No.340286 >>340276 Yolk is my body, butter is my blood

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:38:01 2008 No.340294 >>340293 Yet those hands will never cook anything

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:38:12 2008 No.340288 >>340286 I have created over 1000 omelettes

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:38:28 2008 No.340291 >>340288 Unknown to fat, nor known to grease

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:38:45 2008 No.340293 >>340291 Having withstood pain to make many breakfasts

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:39:17 2008 No.340298 >>340294 So as I pray, UNLIMITED EGG WORKS!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:42:34 2008 No.340317 File: 192 KB, 411x563, 1206762154387.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>340276 >>340286 >>340288 >>340291 >>340293 >>340294 Superb.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:42:37 2008 No.340316 Why is there no Unlimited Egg Works shoop yet?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:44:31 2008 No.340327 >>340276 >>340286 >>340288 >>340291 >>340293 >>340294 >>340298 ಠ_ಠ

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:46:17 2008 No.340341 >>340269 see >>340276 >>340286 >>340288 >>340291 >>340293 >>340294 >>340298

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:46:36 2008 No.340347 File: 8 KB, 200x200, 1206762396622.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>340276 >>340286 >>340288 >>340291 >>340293 >>340294 >>340298 Something this great deserves more China.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:47:24 2008 No.340352 I think Dumbass is a pretty cool guy, eh uses other people's kitchens and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:47:32 2008 No.340353 Needs a shirou version.

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