/jp/ - Otaku Culture

1st for lilims

>>34018457
What if more than one take up the offer?

>>34018574
why hide, only cowards hide. take off clothes and paint your body a weird color to attract monster girls. and especially make it so that your dick is the center of attention

Battle sheep can ring your bell, then make you ring thier bell.

imagine catching a homerun baseball from a manticore pitcher, and it still being warm and wet since she throws her pitches with her tail

How about a hakutaku that is nosy about the books people read?

>>34018574
>A monstergirl is mad about a horny man
/monster/ made this piece of shit, didn't they?

>>34018621
Not a fan of the idea of holding a pussy roasted baseball

>>34018639
Actually it was a falseflag by /pol/ discord to shipost about in /tg/ and blame on /monster/ and then repost here

>>34018574

>>34018621
Spitballs are illegal though.

>>34018639
/monster/ is made of people who joined the "alt-right" because left-wingers are the ones going after their favorite anime and video games. Why would they be upset about someone being horny?

>>34018574
I'm horny for Holstaurs! I like the other cows, but Holsts are my favorite!

>>34018649
>>>/alp/

>>34018657
the allegory of the basement

I noticed less Jinkos being posted recently.
>>34018655
I heard that spacebattles made them do it.

>>34018621
Ok, now I want a LateNight sketch of a sporty Manticore pitcher.

>>34018649
The manticore will change your mind about a lot of things after she tracks you down by following her own scent on you.

imagine the size of chimera baseball gloves, it's not even fair.

>>34018680
Because they seem to think MGE monsters would be good Christian girls who only want wholesome things despite being from a porn setting. They also think they'd agree with their paranoid hatred of anything different from them, which is just ironic since you'd think most of them would hate the monsters from that logic.

>>34018680
I first thought it was /tg/ related. They seem really triggered MGE is a porn setting.

>>34018709
what about a sporty volleyball manticore?
>she spikes the ball down with her tail to get the game winning point on you
>while also simultaneously spiking you with all the spines she flung in the same motion

>oh gosh it's heckin /monster/
>no dude it's /tg/ they did it
why do these people live rent free in your heads you fucking retards

>>34018599
Mating press them all. First one to concieve gets to be your first wife

>>34018724
/monster/ is perfectly fine with R-18 content though, as long as it doesn't involve futanari, monsterboys, or NTR.

>>34018724

>Because they seem to think MGE monsters would be good Christian girls who only want wholesome things despite being from a porn setting.

Y E S

>>34018776
"us vs. them" is deeply baked into the human mind. I'm not surprised there's morons that can't help but hold on to that sort of drama here.

>>34018754
Mmm, volleyball Monstergirls...yum!

>>34018681
I want to be a Holst dairy farmer so badly, why can't they be real.

>>34018657
It would be funnier with leaked real images being reflected as the anime avatars on the cave wall but either way we should avoid trying to stir up contention with them

Anon, you haven't finished your dark elf breast milk and pussy juice soup with manticore venom, is something bothering you?

>>34018817
How was the demo anyway? Was it leaked?

>>34018724
Thats a shitty take, /monster/ allows uncensored content. If you don't gatekeep your community you will get over run with furrys and /d/ tier nonsense.

I want to play hockey with my wives. I wonder if Coed mamano hockey leagues would be a thing.

>>34018786
>Carry the bloodline of an ancient Zipangese Shogun.
>Every descendant of it is protected by a group of Ochimusha, sworn to defend them, including you.
>Try to go about a normal life, while being escorted by a group of strict, protective warriors wherever you go.

>>34018870
>That image
Makes me cringe but also makes sense

>>34018866
It has a very cute cat, there was a leak.

>>34018870
There's a difference between gatekeeping and being raving /pol/tards plus monstergirls.

>>34018681
Do holsts grow to the same size as minos do? I want a cow tall enough that I can drink from the tap while standing.

>>34018859
Huh, I couldn't hear you over the sound of eating this heavenly meal

>>34018870
>broscience the post
kek

>>34018904
Link?

Anon, as your father, you are only allowed to be with holy and human girls like elves and dwarfs. I refuse to let our pure bloodline get ruined by a rapey lamia from the desert region.

>>34018887
They are a thing and for some reason they are more popular then the monster only leagues despite the skill gap.

>>34018905
To be fair if a bit of the old pol is necessary to keep monstergirls separate from the worst aspects of modernity then so be it

>>34018905
There's nothing wrong with that, /pol/posters are keeping the 4chan culture alive in it's purest form

>>34018705
>Going on an expedition into the Deep Jungle to study an uncontacted Jinko Tribe to learn their language, culture, and possibly recover some ancient artifacts from a nearby temple, rumored to be haunted by an ancient evil...

1) Be greeted by the Jinko Tribe, impress them with your modern implements and pale, pink skin and soft hair, and be wedded to the Chief's daughter.and eventually inducted into the Tribe as an honorary brave

2) Get lost, be spotted by Scouts from a rival Ocelomec tribe, be tied up and 'whipped' for trespassing, thrown into the kitty-pit, and turned into the tribes public-use slave/husband/chewtoy

3) Investigate the lost temple first, evading deadly traps and decaying architecture. Eventually you discover a large, circular empty chamber, filled with a foot or so of clear water, with a single skylight above, covering everything in a pale blue light. You collect the silver ornament from the central alter, but on the way out you are chased through the shadowy corridors by a terrifying spider-like beast. Cornered, it reveals itself as a slim, petulant girl who angrily insults your clothes, hygiene, ancestry, profession, and intellect before taking back the ornament and telling you to get lost

>>34018870
This post is exactly why I hate those autists
>Thing is bad because my extremist politics say so
>But the setting we obsess over has it
>B-but it's fine because monstergirls make it acceptable somehow!
They can't even be consistent in their retarded world views.

>>34018914
Dig around on /vg/ for it

>>34018905
Well from what I've seen a lot of your left leaning people approve of furry nonsense and other extreme fetishes so I error on the side of caution and assume that if you are a leftist you are into faggotry.

>>34018916
>Sir, your son was taken three weeks ago by a dragon as "tribute" from the village. You are talking to a sack of potatoes with a picture of his face taped on

>>34018859
Just thinking how it would be easier to down in a cup instead of a bowl. Why bother going spoonful by spoonful when I could just chug it?

>>34018953
Why do I get the feeling it doesn't exist and you're just sending me off on a snipe hunt?

>>34018959
That pic is amazing
such intense mental gymnastics, you can almost feel the desperation of the guy who made it

>>34018916
No, pa. I love Wurms and believe they are to be spoiled so no. I'm going to marry the biggest wurm I can find and spoil her like the princess she is

>>34018897
>Start a Zipanguese style chain of restaurants with your Ochimusa bodyguard wives
>They they thought it was beneath you and objected at first but casually mentioning that a CEO isn't far off from a Shogun was the right call
>Also learning how to cook means they can protect you in the kitchen and and the money can be put towards putting your future heiresses through school
From old money to nothing to new money. Now that's a success story

>>34018920
Neat.

>>34018982
It's got big salty lumpy chunks of vaginal smegma from oppai shortstack rats, jubjubs imported from wonderland, and raijus imported from Zipangu, you know, monsters that probably can't stop masturbating.

>>34018998
Try paying KC's patreon you cheapskate

>>34018977
Silence wench! That paladin squad I asked for help will surely bring him back any day now!

>>34018916
You are a fool, old man. Why restrict myself to one wife when I could have an elf or human wife AND a monster wife!

>34019034
That's fucking repulsive. Please do the rest of us a favour and never post again

>>34019011
You're really going to spoil an ugly bitch wurm with free sex from a pure big-dicked handsome man leagues above her on a social status, like you?
You'll practically give Leanen Sidhe doujinshi artists plenty of ideas one day, Anon.

>>34018998
Get it from Patreon them. KC deserves it and he needs money if you want new English patches.

>>34019003
It's fine to disagree but if you are not an ideological zealot and can observe the difference in behaviors and traits then it's pretty hard to disagree with the images contents rather than a personal attack upon whoever authored the image.

>34019034
Yeah going to agree with >>34019053 that's pretty gross to think about.

>>34019038
Looks like the demo leak is real, so I don't need to. I'm not one of the twitter circlejerk types so I'm not interested in his patreon.

>>34019043
It's that Bicorn next door who's poisoning your mind, isn't it. She's convinced you to become a harlot.

>>34018916
Well, Dad, Pharaohs are human aren't they?

>>34019082
>if you disagree you're bad and cringe! You just are!
talk about personal attacks

>>34019069
Yes, I will and hell, I'll commission a Leadhen Sidhe artist to make a doujin and send to you, to show you how deep my love is for wurms

>>34018916
Dad... I’m sorry but... I married a unicorn

>>34019104
No, they are the undead.

>>34019102
Bicorn? Why on earth would I want to be with a Bicorn? I may be greedy for wanting two wives, but I'm not that far gone.

>>34018916
no, im going to dragon graveyard and become a dragon slayer

>>34019123
Stay faithful to her.

so what's happening on this week's episode of Space Outlaw Anon?

>be me
>teacher at a mamono school
>have a whole class of beastgirl students
>one asks for a headpat one day
>give it to her because she did well on an exam
>other see and want one too
>everyone suddenly is a straight A student
>have to one by one give them a nice hearty headpat
>number 1 student on the exams gets an ear scritching too
>eventually they decide to return the favor for some reason
>go to class one morning
>my students grab me and sit me on their laps one by one
>patting my head
>that's the morning ritual now I guess
>moral of the story - don't give out headpats unless you want to take responsibility

bicorns wearing tricornes

>>34019162
You'll get arrested by demon realm authorities if they catch you hunting dragons.

>>34019170
The most recent arc is finishing up, SOA saves Madam Commander from the Sandworm Menace on Planet 6969, and it looks like they're about to kiss, but instead it's SOA getting her to close her eyes so he can escape

>>34019183
It's a reference to the husband of a Zombie Dragon in Dragonia.
>If the captured man can fill her grief with his "stick," the Dragon Zombie will gain new reasons to live and begin to obey her man little by little. In the Dragon Empire there are many tales of how such human men themselves went into the black sands to conquer the heart of an ancient dragon-zombie to build a bright and happy family with her. Indeed, there are cases when a man who crossed the Dragon Cemetery returns to the Empire with a zombie dragon and they live happily together. Such a person who truly saves a dragon zombie is considered a hero and receives appropriate honors, popularly referred to as the Dragon Slayers.

>>34019183
>Such a person who truly saves a dragon zombie is considered a hero and receives appropriate honors, popularly referred to as the Dragon Slayers.

>>34019170
Alps, a lot of them

>>34019226
How do I become a farmhand at Happy Holstaur Milk?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>34019252
Give the recruiter a firm handshake and maintain eye contact.

>>34019138
But she's tan and warm to the touch, how can she be dead?

>>34019210
>"I'll get you next time SOA!"
>credits
>endless seething on MGnet
>10/10 rating

>>34019279
She wakes up from her tomb after a long "sleep". She's part of the zombie family of monsters.

>>34019306
Well I asked my Pharaoh if that was true, but she just told me not to worry my silly head about that and to get back between her thighs...

>>34018574
I never expected a picture like this that goes against pretty much everything that this thread is all about posted as the OP and not being instadeleted by meido. Is this part of the damage that holokids left on /jp/?

>>34019277
Sounds easy enough, unless the recruiter is a holstaur, in that case I'm not going to be able to take my eyes off those milkers.

>>34019226
Masterful. Do you have a template in HD? I'll make more edits, starting with the Fake News of Kunoichi Assassinations targeting high-ranking Shitposters on 4Monster

>Why can't I just find a nice mature fox to go out with?
>Ufufufufufu~ heard from behind you

>>34019321
How are Pharaohs so hot bros?

Unfortunately a lot of these are topless so I have to be careful

>>34019354
Damn, I love kunoichis.

>>34019354
It's not actually mine, I found it while searching for random mg images.

>>34019457
They live in a desert dude, it's hard to stay cool.

>>34019354
I wish we had more 3D mg content

>>34019332
>picture like this that goes against pretty much everything that this thread is all about posted as the OP and not being instadeleted by meido
Jesus, you'd think this is a picture from the abomination gallery with this reaction.

>>34019582
>it's literally in the OP MEGA under shitposts
I'm also surprised that it's caused such a stir

>>34019470
I bet their blue eyeshadow glows when they use their god voice. Is being commanded by a Pharaoh supposed to leave you weak at the knees and drooling for another look at her divine form and flashing eyes?

>>34019487
>Target Acquired, girls

>>34019678
Who's the girl?

>>34018680
They got duped because they forget the right want to censor stuff too just for different reasons, never trust politicians, social commentary grifters and podcast hosts regardless of which side they pick.

>>34019678
Please no, I don't want any kunoichi (or several) near me! Especially if they're using their sexy outfits! The horror!

>>34019698
Momiji from Ninja Gaiden

>>34018870
>That image
Unfathomably based. If not for their autistic need to rail against modernity in their headcanons, those guys would be alright. You know how I deal with modernity in my fantasy hugbox headcanon? Other races just don't exist. Done. Would ya look at that. Now I can get on to daydreaming about monstergirls again.

>>34019138
>>34019104
Pharaohs are holy and glorious.The most divine beings

>>34019716
Just for that, they'll edge you for days until you surrender and beg for release!

>>34018959
>he hasn't seen nazifurs
That image is pure /pol/ propaganda.

>>34019807
Oh please no, anything but that

>>34019766
So guys, my Pharaoh has started suggesting I wear less clothes around the Palace ever since she told me to quit the merchant's guild and become her 'Royal Assistant'. Not really sure what the new job entails, but apparently I'm only supposed to wear a loincloth and a gold collar and kneel at the foot of her throne all day. I mean, it's a little weird and all, but she IS Pharaoh, right? I'm sure she has my best interest at heart.

>>34019850
>That's what you get for sullying the good name of our clan on 4Monster! Now tell us again how cute we are! And don't hold back anything, we know how to make you talk!

>>34019856
It probably pays really well. Also she got the best cooks in the desert

>>34019662
Depends on the command, but yes

Well? It's not going to lick itself.

>>34019678
It really pisses me off how you use that meme with that picture. They're completely unrelated you've just got a SFM render of a human woman who isn't even holding a communication device and you're posting it in this thread pretending it's a kunoichi despite the fact that kunoichi are succubi and the Taimanin you post don't even have tails.
http://imgbox.com/g/mliYN8TQ6L

Here you go, faggot. A gallery of 68 Kunoichi pictures, fine a sfw one and start using it. Stop shitting up the thread with offtopic ninjas.

I love Jinkos

>>34019959
>68 pictures
fuck it, I'm drawing 1

>>34020002
how huge are jinko babies?

>>34020009
Godspeed anon. I'd take a fucking shitty paint image over these

>>34020017
Good, I'm not much better than shitty paint.

>>34020011
Not very. Big girls aren't born big.

>>34020031
It's a matter of soul.

>>34020011
Jinko kittens are beeg and ferocious

No idea how much Latenight lurks around here
But I love you man

>>34019888
>Not that anon, but something weird's going on with my Pharoah--she promised to come by today to check out my orchard, but she stood me up, and when I stopped by the palace later I noticed the servants we're putting up a lot of snake statues, and the friendly Anubis I used to chat with was under arrest for Sedition? That and the whole palace is filled with a creepy purple aura...

She didn't even seem to recognize me at first, but eventually she did and got this big cruel grin on her face, and now she's threatened to throw me into the dungeon unless I agree to become her 'boy slave's, whatever that means.

Apophis can't possess other people's bodies, r-right bros?

>>34020033
guess they will have no trouble with childbirth then.

>No smug, shortstack creeping coin to 'oh-ho-ho-ho' with the other wives.

>>34020090
His latest drawing in these threads >>33994556 was not long ago, it's likely he'll see your post.

>>34020100
>the pharaoh has been kidnapped and replaced by a snake
>are you a bad enough dude to rescue the pharaoh?

>>34020173
>Extremely weak human male has a suspiciously easy time getting to the Pharaoh
>Almost like the snake set this up...?

>>34019959
you seem upset

>>34019959
This is some pretty bad autism can't lie

>>34020204
I am. Every time that stupid image is posted then the fag starts posting off-topic images a little of my patience vanishes.

You're exactly why we tell newfags to lurk for two years.

>>34020100
>Apophis can't possess other people's bodies, r-right bros?
if they can it's your duty as a subject of the desert kingdom to do everything in your power to free her

Ignoring the unfunny meme, anyone got a clue who the artist is, or does anyone have the original? That's probably the best looking medusa I've seen in a long time.

>>34020173
>Evil Apop in Pharoah's body
>Cruel domineering mistress during the day
>Still cruel but loving at night, as Apop has trouble controlling Pharaoh-chan when she's cumming like a freight train
>Exhausted but playful and cuddly Pharoah personality post-breeding session

Am I a Bad enough dude to not want to rescue the Pharaoh?

>>34020238
What the fuck are you on about? This is the first time I posted this, I downloaded it from /biz/.

>>34020261
i want that medusa to suck me off.

>>34020261
I also want to know now. Shes looks very pretty.

All I want for my birthday is

>>34020377
fox in a box?

>>34020377
I wish Ran was real.

short men BELONG to tall onis

>>34020422
>Irritated dragon noises.

Ehhhh? What do you mean you don't remember me? We grew up together! Gosh anon you're so forgetful, this always happens with you! Hora come here I'll remind you but you gotta show me your ears so I can whisper it to you. That's it, just come a little bit closer, ehehehe...

>>34020298
>This is the first time I posted this
I'm too lazy to find all your momji "he bought" posts in the archive, immediately followed up by off-topic taimanin posting. So rejoice, faggot.

>>34020100
Nothing wrong with being the pharaoh's tongue slave.

>>34020459
Just fuck me up, Mindflayer-sama

>>34020396
Insane straitjacket monsters who you should never listen to because they know their way into a human mind like the backs of their hands

>>34020459
please no, I don't want to be a crotch squid

We all know what happens if you steal from a Dragon's gold hoard when she's unmarried, but what happens if you try to steal the gold hoard of a MARRIED dragon and get caught? You haven't hurt her hubby in any way so you don't get blazed alive so what's your fate?

>>34020526
>he thinks the contents of that chest is gold

>>34018959
>"The furry entire body is covered in animalistic fur"

But what if you have a character that
a) Covered in fur but has a human face
b) mostly has skin but has a snout. Like Roxanne from the goofy movie

>>34020459
God I wish that were me

>>34020459
this is seriously terrifying. mind layers were a mistake

>>34018959
>error on the side of caution
Retard.

>>34018959
There are a ton of right-wing furfags and you are a victim of confirmation bias

>>34020579
>クトゥルフ系の娘達は人間や他の魔物娘とも違う精神性を宿してるので、人間姿の旦那様と手を繋いでデートなんてした日には、顔が茹ってるんじゃないかってくらい真っ赤になってとろとろへろへろで旦那様の手に引かれるままになったりする。すまし顔のマインドフレイアさんとかも多分そうなる
>Abyssal monsters have a different mentality than humans and other monsters, so when they go out on a date holding hands with their human-appearing husbands, their faces turn so red that they look like they're boiling, and they are pulled along by their husbands' hands in a limp state. I'm sure that's what will happen to the smug-looking Mindflayer (KC).
>https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1322380845148065792

>>34020459
>how to get kicked in the gut and have anon run away in blind panic

>>34020526
Her daughter gets a new toy.

>>34020463
Less post in threads, more takey meds

>>34018724
>They also think they'd agree with their paranoid hatred of anything different from them
I've noticed this here with a few posters who seem to think that monster girls would hate siths and alps for literally no reason other than that the posters themselves hate them

>>34020578
Imagine the pleasure. Imagine the good feelings. Imagine your mistress!

>>34020626
imagine running away at speeds unseen by most anons

>>34020626
>Implying Flaya-chan is anyone's mistress once Anon's finished with her.

>>34020599
just because they are easily embarrassable doesn't mean that they are any less frightening.
messing with your memories is seriously fucked up

>>34020612
crossboarder
>>>/out/

>>34018952
Politics is a mental disease, especially American politics. Do not tolerate political posters of any sort or severity here. They ALL want to fuck up everything and make it political, no matter what they say. Keep the monster girl thread about monster girls, and nothing else.

>>34020507
>Insane straitjacket monster
That isn't canon anon.

>>34020649
Except they literally don't. This is MGE. They fit the same rules that bind all monsters in that they don't harm people, especially their husbands. Their powers are used for marriage counseling or temporary sexual role-play fantasies.
>マインドフレイアは某勢力なので文章を過激気味に書いたけど、実際ヤってる事はゲイザーあたりと似ている感
>As for Mindflayers, it is an unknown force, so I wrote the text with a radical feeling, but the sense is that what they are actually doing is roughly the same as gazer.

>Its a hotsprings episode with your tall, buff, and extra busty adventuring party.

>>34020595
I don't about furries but i do know that bizarrely a lot of people from pol were into mlp

>>34020507
>Sealed ancient mamono who can completly dominate you despite her being sealed/bound
I like this scenario.

>>34020043
Well soul or not, just remember to check EVERY possible way that a Kunoichi could be spying on you. You'd be amazed what they can do with a pair of binoculars, some mirrors, and the vent in your bathroom!

>>34020761
Kek, this is great. Saved.

>>34020761
nice tat, shows real commitment from her

>>34020761
when she finds me nude and oiled hitting a pb deadlift

>>34020761
Hopefully it is not too cold for her out there. I have an extra bed.

>>34020707
I personally would never let anything have ANY measure of control over my mind, but to each their own, I guess.

Not afraid of spiders are you sweetie?

>>34020863
the fear make it better

>>34020863
no, in fact, they make me harder than a rock, why do you ask?

>>34020863
I have a perfect counter: the fear boner.

>>34020863
I am very afraid of spiders please do not approach or I will cry

>>34020863
I want her to wrap me in a web caccoon and milk me of my cum everyday.

>>34020916
Are you saying you like to be bound tight, gagged, blindfolded and then milked by her spider silk gloved hands?

>>34020916
what does webbing strong enough to hold a human feel like?

brown fish

>>34020946
Absolutely! Gloved and ungloved hand as well. I hope she lets me eat and drink nothing but her pussy and milk.

>>34020949
Very very nice.

>>34020949
most of them would feel nice except maybe ushi or atlach.

>>34020984
So you spider mistress will be carrying you around like a portable snack? hot

>>34020732
MLP was an international phenomenon, it was loved by both sides of the spectrum equally.
I mean, look at Equestria at war, its arguably the most well known MLP fan work to date, and the developers are blatantly commies.

>>34021028
Not him, but most big name hoi4 mod teams in general are center or left. Either way let's stop.

>>34021010
Everyday! and when i do a good job or she is particularly hungry she takes a drink right from the tap.
And on really special occasions i help me make a brood!

Finally got my standard issue paladin armor, now for my first quest i will eradicate the evil Demon that resides in the manor atop the hill
Remember my name Order bros cause my legacy will be legendary!

>>34021071
>inb4 slime girl gets him

Be careful when signing up for monster programs to 'make you feel better on a rough day.'
They may just kidnap you during your work shift to 'make you feel better'

>>34021071
>Remember my name
>Sir Anon the Indentured

>>34019716

>>34020608
But who gets you if she has multiple daughters, all the same age?

>>34020863
>be kled
>high on mushroom juice
>be chilling with skarl
>see spider lady trespassing on MAH PROPERTY
>trespassersgetfeedtoskarl.jpg
>mount skarl and go after her with broomstick

>>34020863
Naa-chan looks extra scary today...

I heard the evil demon in the hill manor has gotten herself a knight for a pet.

>>34020667
Alp yourself

...I want to see a bright, knightly 'lawful good' style monster girl kingdom where its not just big titty knights but also big titty, good mages, big titty rangers, and so on.

I wanted to marry a haughty domineering Wight with high-class manners so I could speedrun my way into becoming a rich lord, but I ended up dating this tomboy warrior Wight who wants to go adventuring and stuff. Oh well.

>>34021300
>Anon, we have the rest of my unlife to just chill in the mansion but those goblins aren't going to take care of themselves.

>>34021299
So you want a kingdom of momsters?

>>34021150
Those delicious noxian monster babes aren't gonna comflate themselves

>>34021326
Nah.
Maybe onee-sans but mostly big titty monster girls that are 'good' on the alignment chart.

I think the pharaoh was bit by a holst how do I cure this milk curse?

>>34018591
You know the rules, anon.

>>34021300
I mean that is a good path to become a rich lord as well though. You do a lot of adventuring across the world, accumulate wealth and fame, get a large fortified estate, then fuck in every room in said estate. Then lots of daughterus

>>34021341
>good

>>34021361
Nah, she's just messing with you.
Tits aren't big enough to be 'mad holst' disease.

>>34018574

>>34021377
Nice.
Honorable.
Take you out for breakfast after raping you.

>>34020761
I need to pick up a Kunoichi-proofing kit from my local DanukiMart to prevent spying!

>>34018591
I wanna take these all out for a walk along the boardwalk and the to the ice cream parlor

>>34020299
>>34020312
For some reason Saucenao and Yandex didn't find it, but the very first thing that I should have tried - Google, did.
@moonmirageart on Twitter.

>>34021403
what's Kirby doing in that fish?

>>34021322
>>34021375

Based Wight Wife dragging me out of the house on adventures. Monsters are so wholesome.

>>34021341
>'good' on the alignment chart.

>>34021435
Gonna go fight the dark undersea gods.

>>34021415
>Kunoichi-proofing kit is just a big cardboard box with several Kunoichi squeezed inside

It takes a ninja to catch a ninja...

>>34021438
Well yeah, you gotta have lots of adventures to tell the kids and grandkids about.

>>34020261
Nice to see a medusa with actual snake hair for once

>>34021463
the inverse ninja law is absolute

Anybody have any good skeleton girls? Need them for my 'waiting for Magus' posts.

>>34021264
>>>/vt/

>>34021440
>wan piss

>>34021517
is there a trap hololiver?

>>34021440
Monet will come back. just you wait.

>>34021546
I still believe, bro...

Help I fucked a h'orc and now I smell like her how do I get her smell off me?

Mothra is fluffy. Possibly the fluffiest of all Titanias.

>>34021644
what does she smell like anon?

>>34021644
Why would you want to get the smell off?

>>34021644
congrats on your new wife

>anon managed to get married to a powerful ojou monster because she is so haughty that a famous hero and a completely unremarkable neet commoner are basically equal in her eyes
>haughtiness so extreme it warps into a bizarre kind of egalitarianism when it comes to humans.

I want a harem of CC monstergirls and no one can stop me!

>>34021785
damn we're out of those, would you accept a harem of CC sabbath hags instead

>>34020090
>>34020139

>>34021685
living with a constant erection probably gets old after a while

>>34021071
Have fun with that.

>>34021770
She is probably goes
>I have to protect and guide my lessers

>>34021822
we are truly blessed by your presence

>>34021822
What about drawsucc?

>>34021822
Latenight is the hero we need.

how does one escape a derelict shog ship?

>>34021071
Godspeed, fellow brother of the light. The fight continues. We will purge these unholy harlots or die trying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbBOwx2NjEo
when your fox starts laughing like this dont even ask questions or look in her direction just RUN at max speed for as long as you possibly can

I love white girls

>>34021822
Now draw her pregnant

>>34021965
Foxes who do the yandere laugh will get the rolled-up newspaper

>>34021965
>>34022004
Yandere foxes get the spankings.

>Adopted by a Wight
>She's arranging a marriage partner for you only to come home with your would be fiance and her family in tow only to find you balls deep in one of the maids
>She tries again a few months later and the same thing happens with a different maid
>This happens twice more before she snaps
>She demands to know why you're attempting to knock up the help before you've even secured a wife
>Frustrated by the simple shrug you give in the response, she storms out of the room and returns a few minutes later wearing one of the maids' clothes
>"Is it this?! Is it the clothes?! Is this all it takes for you to turn your brain off and think with your cock?!"
>Two hours later the two of you are laying in bed together
>She rolls over and begins stroking your hair
>"You can marry mommy as long as you keep fucking me like that"

>>34021924
she wants the DD

>>34021965
You should've been more clear, I ran at max speed in her direction...

>>34021415
>prevent spying!
But that's just a sign saying "Kunoichis are Welcome"

>>34022098
its that reverse psychology at work anon
also no refunds

Never tell a succubus that you wonder what is it like to be sucked dry unless you are ready for the consequences.

>>34022098
It plays on their biggest weakess - the idea that you know they're there.

>>34022068
If that's what she wants, I'll give it to her!

>>34022068
"But I only like drawing boobs!"

>>34022065
Meido power too strong

>>34021871
Something about this greenworm feels different but I can't quite place it...

>>34021997
I wanna massage the fuzzy bits on her legs.

>>34021871
approved.

>>34020812
>anon oiled up looking like a chiseled greek god
>belts out his pb
>lets out a feral roar
>looks right out the window at where the kunoichi is staring from over 100 yards away
>she catches a glimpse of his shiny adonis bod before getting blinded by the massive erection pointing directly at her
>it's going from horizontal to vertical, almost like a finger beckoning her over

>>34022160
What about wondering what it's like to be loved

>>34022188
You have a very astute eye, you see typically Greenworms have dark with undertones of brown in their claws. I prefer to draw mine with undertones of dark violet instead almost the same color as Aatrox, funnily enough, because I feel like it is much more aesthetically pleasing in contrast with the brighter more natural colors of the typical worm.

>>34022065
Okay Anon that was pretty fucking hot

>>34022065
Kikis just can't stop winning! Shogs may leave, thank you.

>>34022461
SHE DOES IT FOR FREE

Kikis are for bending over tables while they clean them, shogs are for sneaking into the laundry room with.

>>34022511
This. Kikis are for molesting on duty meidos, shogs are for being molested by off duty meidos.

>>34022496

>>34019913
Ok, fine.

>>34022511
>tfw no kiki to tease throughout the day and turn on while she's doing her duties around the house

>>34022553
Get both so the molestation never stops.

Is there a more proper response when a lamia comes on to you?

maids are not for lewd they were hired to clean up

>>34022646
Yes, dropping your pants in that instant, pulling her in close and sticking it in her as you french her

>>34018574

>>34022461
big words for someone in goo range

>>34022669
but anon I didn't hire her, she came with the house I inherited from some distant relative I've never heard of

>>34022669
Yeah well Master's cock is dirty, what now?

>>34022669
Based. I think I hired a defective one though, she keeps wanting me to fuck her everytime she cleans up the place and I have to tell her that's inappropriate.

>>34022669
But what if my maid is also my wife? Am I not supposed to lewd my waifu?

>>34021822
Bless your soul, little art fairy.

>>34020459
being buried in a squishy mindflayer's chest must be nice

>>34021965
>literally KanColle!Akagi with fox bits

>>34022669
That isn't what my wurm maid said, she said If i banged her and fed her all she wanted at the end of the day, that was enough for her pay

>>34021871
Damn, Elizabeth lookin extra cute in this pic.

>you ask haku what a blackhole is

>>34022678
Wait a minute. What happened to the Pharaoh principal that asked me to come to her office?

>>34022068
>some guy draws a dick in a club bathroom stall
>the next time he visits, someone has drawn a man fucking a woman around his original drawing
>there's a frame around the whole thing with a little title and plaque
>your name is credited

>>34018574

>>34022669
How many maids is too many?

>>34022821
3

>>34022782
>She says "I'm looking at one"

>>34022776
Don't you dare call my wife Elizabeth. She's just been hanging out a little too much with her, that's all.

If I hug a harpy, will they hug back with their wings or feet?

>>34022891
Yeah

>>34022669
>>34022821
>tfw will never be rich enough to own a mansion with an army of lewd maids

>>34022782
https://exhentai.org/s/5ae4ea4519/325762-21

>>34022891
Wings wrapped around upper back, legs wrapped around hips. Full body hugs only.

Remember that only Shog can give you what you truly desire

>>34022891
Both at once.

>>34022854
Oh, my mistake. Upon closer inspection, I can see that this is not in fact a picture of a wight, but a greenworm. Surely you can see how one would fail to make the distinction between the two when she's wearing that dress.

>>34022925
40 years later it's become so large as to be a maid academy. Many such stories.

>>34022945
Thanks for the accordion ms shog

>>34022954
That sounds nice.

>>34018717
Trying to escape from a manticore manhunter sounds fun. I wonder if spraying my body in various different perfumes would help mask my scent

>>34022678
>Bitten
>Gagged
>Pumped full of venom
>Shoved in Nerdy Anon's locker for a fun after-school snack

>>34022945
Shoggoth’s can’t give me a son.

>>34022945
A very, very large family?

I want to bully an amazon by being raped by her only to make sure she only has human boys ensuring she has no daughters to pass her hunting and martial skills to

>>34018945
I'd purposedly "get lost" on purpose. Getting thrown into the kitty-pit sounds fun. Ocelomeh girls are tsuns that are fun to tease anyways

All this talk about maids has me thinking about putting money down on the Maidlympics this year. But I don’t know what team to bet on; the Kikis and the Shoggoths are of course the favorites, but I do like the Minotaur squad and the Elf team, and then there’s the dark horse; the Wurm team, if they can pull it off it will be the greatest underdog tale in the entire history of the Maidlympics!

>>34019041
Why do paladins even consider the possibility of successfully raiding a dragon village? It's never gonna happen

>>34023156
I trained those wurms well, it was hard and the journey long, but I'm proud to call them maids

>>34023080

Can you imagine when the Demon Lord finally succeeds in making that happen?

>Shoggy transforms entire house into an ancient slimy temple and tunnels several stories under the basement so she can install the elaborate altar/gestation chamber/baby room for our son

She'd also be insufferably smug and eldritch for the whole 9 months, speaking in prophesies and muttering incantations and cackling happy little "Tekeli-li's" under her breath everytime she feels the baby kick

>>34018945
3 is lame I was hoping the ancient evil was an apophis. But I’ll settle for the lamias from the snake pit trap earlier I’m sure they’re bored and would enjoy having loud cuddling sessions to spite the spider

>>34019171
But your students all get good grades. It helps your job so I say that it's worth it

>>34023186
>Inb4 greenworms take bronze
>>34023151
Working your way up from Kitty-pit chew-human to Great White God sounds like a fun progression. Especially if DemonLord-Sama comes through and you can set your son up as Crown Prince of a grand new Dynasty

>>34023205
Yeah, sorry I was trying to find a good funny scenario to end it but it kinda fell flat. I love Naa-chan though, she's a sweety-pie once you get to know her and once you put the fear of God into her by transforming into a giant Spider and chasing her around her lair. A few weeks inside the Wife Sack will wring that nasty attitude right out of her

>>34019258
Hey manda, what's up?

>>34019258
Can I be immune to her shouts if I place a ballgag on a Mandragora before uprooting her?

>>34023151
>>34023223
>Not establishing yourself as a god in the flesh plowing the fat bottomed thick thighed ocelomeh who’s in on your scheme
I bet you two wouldn’t have fun being gods

>>34023280
being worshipped makes me uncomfortable.

Damn! The Order has its heroines dress up like lewd strumpets while any male Heroes who are boys be looking like this!

No wonder why The Order keeps loosing to monstergirls. Their women dress like strumpets and their knights and heroes are basically young Squires- No sorry, sending out literally fucking Pages (the medieval servant that is a step bellow the Squire) to be taken and violated by monstergirls! Nearly all the fighting men, knights and male Paladins be looking like K-Pop Boyband anime pretty boy ikemen bishies, no wonder why so many men and boys being lost and taken to monstergirls. Disgraceful!

>>34019457
She's having a fever

>>34023316
Well she can sweat it out with me anytime but that stupid dog of hers needs to stop looking at me like this or im gonna smack her

>>34020031
Can greenworms even play pump? Their legs can't even step on two panels at once!

>>34023300
>Initiate anon is asking a few too many questions, assign him to a long patrol and let some of the local girls know what's up

>>34020281
>when she's cumming like a freight train
I don't think freight trains cum all that much

>>34023362
>can't play dancing games because nubs
>can't play friday night funkin because no hands
pain.

>>34023396
Isn't it when the whistle blows?

>>34023223
they're going for gold baby, just don't tell them that they're getting the team dinner regardless of how they finish, they're really motivated

>>34020949
Like a silken straitjacket probably. Difference is that your arms are just bound to your sides.

You can still wriggle around like a caterpillar, though. Your pathetic attempts of trying to escape her cave would make her very ecstatic

>>34021095
But that'd makes me feel better right? So I think it's fine

>>34021251
On a completely unrelated case, whatever happened to that paladin who wanted to make a legacy of himself?

>>34023280
>>34023299

Apparently being a god consists of eating lots of fresh, delicious food, wearing ornamental body paint and elaborate headdresses, and spending a lot of time being pampered and fauned-over in the Kitty-pit. Really the only difference between being a slave and a god is the costume is fancier, and the girls in the Kitty-pit are more humble when they pounce on you and demand you fill them with your hot seed. Also, you occasionally get to be on top, which is nice, and you get all the back-rubs and scalp-massages you want on demand.

>>34021430
Thanks anon

>>34022685
You need to lay off the bath salts, Shoggy.

>>34021010
>>34021065

Cruel but loving Mistresses are the best. If I don't struggle and beg very sweetly, will she give me a kiss when she's done?

>>34023548
>TFW Shoggy absorbs actual bath salts

This is why Kiki is in charge of all bubble-bath-related activity.

>>34023257
Cute little Naachas are for bullying her with non-stop full-body orgasms

>>34018574
>MGE on the surface: Hehe sexy monster
>MGE lore: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq2w_Zm2K3c

>>34023571
>shoggy offers to draw a bath for you
>how sweet
>don't hear from her for a while
>weird, you figured she was going to come get you once it's ready
>walk back to the bathroom
>you hear faint bubbling noises, and water is seeping out from under the door
>no response when you knock
>as you go to open the door it's flung open as a giant bubbling mass of eyes and tentacles flows over you
>the scents from the bath salts and bubble bath mixes did make her smell pretty nice though, even if you only noticed it after she pulled herself together and the terror subsided

>>34023404
But you can always play card games with your greenworm! You'd be surprised how Greenworms are actually good in playing Hearthstone.

>>34023556
But it's best to struggle so she can "break" your spirit until you're a drooling mess. It makes the cuddling aftercare all the more comfy!

>>34023404
>like just metamorphize sis. just become a butterfly and everything works itself out. worked for me.

>>34023669
Based and Hyperborea-pilled. Sent that video to a friend of mine yesterday, now I'm wondering if you're him lol.

>>34023694
>Anon, hey anon, can I have your credit card number?
>Oh, not for anything important really...
>It's just that a new Hearthstone expansion came out yesterday... and...
>NO. NO. I NEED THE NEW CARDS ANON. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'VE SPENT ALL MY HEARTHSTONE ALLOWANCE THIS MONTH?

I let my Cheshire cat best friend into the hidden 18+ section of the manga store and her picks all heavily involve degernate fetishes. What should I do as a friend to help her make sure she doesnt become unattractive to boys?

>>34023805
Depends on what she picks. Pretty sure she's just messing with you. Cheshs are all like that

>>34023786
What if she came out of the cocoon still a worm because her anon loved her so much as she is?
>Anon I think we need to reconsider some things
>Yes yes, I know that the cocoon thing is like a one time deal, yeah yeah
>ANON PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO GET MADE FUN OF AGAIN PLEASE I'LL HAVE BOOBIES AND HANDS PLEASE ANON

>>34023805
She could dye her fur and pretend to be a werecat

>>34023805
Offer to do them with her so that she can see how weird they are and she'll stop buying those kinds of books. It's always much worse in practice than in manga.
>t. tried an Oni abjob

>>34023805
Don't tell me she's into childhood friend love, Handholding, or neck-kisses!

>>34023197
>Tekeli-li
Ahh, I missed tekeli-li posting. How are you doing, Old Fren?

>>34023836
Abjob?

>>34023836
>t. Didn't lube up enough

If her belly-button isn't full of lube and cum you aren't doing it right

>>34023805
easy, apply your peen in her and she'll straighten up in no time

>>34023856
Doing well, brother. Must be nice to be a climatologist in MGE world, you get to study the weather of Antarctica and spend winter inside your shelter with your Shog Wife under the Mountains of Gladness™

>>34023836
What if it involves You-Just-Know?

>>34018574

>>34023900
Involves what?

>>34023948
very earnest and hardworking.

>>34023822
Implausible because no man would prefer a greenworm form T B H.

>>34023798
>GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD OR I'M GOING TO SUCK YOUR DICK UNTIL IT RESEMBLES A SHRIVELED UP COCKTAIL WEENIE AND YOUR BEGGING FOR THE ACHING OF YOUR DRY BALLS TO STOP.
>I AM NOT GETTING SHOWN UP AGAIN BY THAT WURM.

>>34024004
What did the wurm ever do to, you poor green worm

>>34023981
But anon... I do And not even like pic rel with booba either

>>34023948
TO WAR

Requesting kiki playing accordion suggesting the removal of a certain purple ethnic group

>>34023957
centaurs, I guess

Good night Anons take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to wave at the sea slimes as they float through the rivers.
Its a quiet but comfy life they live.

>>34024164
If they're in the river, they would be river slimes. At best, you could argue that brackish slimes are technically sea slimes and go from there.

You can't just fuck a river

>>34024164
>>34024199
They're tourists, don't be rude.

>>34024199
Oh yeah? Why don't you go for a swim and tell them that?

>>34024209
Look, sometimes it takes them to large lakes.

>>34024206
>YoU CaN't JuSt FuCk a RiVeR!
Just watch and learn, noob

>>34022939
I've been thinking about reading mm again

>It's day of the rake
rake mg when?

Oh god the White Horns are everywhere.

>>34024206
I'm going to fuck that river.

WHO IS IT? WHERE'S THE FUCKING CANADIAN?