/jp/ - Otaku Culture

rena fat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWDpCAt2LGI
still get chills to this day

Remember when this was a Umineko general?

And, are the generals boring as before? Didn't visited for months.

https://twitter.com/07th_official/status/1377274492502728706
April announcement is nothing. Just stating that Hou+ is coming out winter this year. Which we knew already. He announced something that was already announced. Translation is they have fucking nothing for this fiscal year.

>>34014848
At this point new Hunter x Hunter chapters will be released faster than Phase 2.

>>34014848
They probably thought that Gou/Sotsu was good enough for a celebration this year, with Mei counting as a new 'game'. That or they actually think another Higurashi rerelease was all they needed in the games department for their 20th anniversary.

>>34014848
Isn't it an april fools joke?

Ciconia fans getting fucked in the ass with no lube

>>34014848
It's like you forgot about Sotsu.

>>34014912
What is Hou+?

>>34014848
if Mei weren't a priconne clone I'd have more incentive to play it and I would be less pissed off about phase 2 continuing to be delayed into 2022
he really screwed himself hard voluntarily pushing Ciconia off and it'll probably sell like turbo shit when it does actually come out years and years after it should've

>>34015043
Gou is a shitshow too.
Don't pretend you are tough, you are also getting fucked in the ass.

>>34015054
Teppei got REALLY close to Satoko.

>>34015043
good

>>34015059
>Gou is a shitshow too.
Getting mediocre/hilarious content is way better than not getting a continuation to your unfinished series.

>>34015054
It's Sui except it also has Outbreak and Bus Stop on the disc + one more extra scenario that wasn't in the last switch release

>>34014974
Well, at least this is. >>34014821

>>34015059
I enjoyed Gou a million times more than Ciconia. Ciconia is abandoned and unpopular.

Ki--konia? What is that? Haha, I don't know what you guys are talking about. Buy Hou+ you stupid peasants.

>>34015095
> abandoned
Not for long.
> unpopular
An excellent argument, it's hard to argue with that.

The first phase wasn't bad in many moments, Ryukishi will surely make this series more awesome in the next phases.

>>34015116
I'd rather Ciconia stay dead for good, actually.

>>34015059
I get a lot more stuff from Gou/Sotsu than Ciconia, mainly fapping material. It's great.

comparing a shitty lesbian drama sequel to a possible masterpiece on par with Umineko, these /07/th degenerates never cease to amaze

>>34015127
Unpopularity is absolutely a reason to be concerned about a series' continuation, genius.

>>34015154
>on par with Umineko
No wonder phase 2 is never coming out.

>>34015154
I've genuinely never read a story with as unlikable and boring characters as Ciconia.

>>34015164
You put popularity as an argument for Ciconia's badness, genius, there was nothing else in your post.

>Higurashi purists are straight up trying to cope with Gou now
what miserable fucking creatures

>>34015183
Who are you quoting?

>>34015182
No I didn't, nice assumption.

>>34015177
u just have no taste and you're a boring person in your own right, i don't see any other

>>34015183
>purists
>somehow also pro-Gou
Make up your mind. Gou is the antithesis of purists.

Make this an Umineko general again.

>>34015213
It is an Umineko general.

>>34015168
something wrong? Umineko was received roughly the same way as Ciconia at the time of the first episode's release

>>34015218
It has a bunch of tumors attached to it like the other inferior WTC entries.

>>34015230
It's going to become even worse, because R07 can't stop teasing the retards with all these "connections".

>>34015213
Umineko is the trivial graphomaniac postmodernist kusoge and nothing more.

>>34015255
yeah well your mom.

>>34015259
His trivial nymphomaniac postfeminist kusomom*!

Let's face the truth, rifyu's 4komas were the only good thing about uminekoposting.

>>34015259
>>34015280
Coping trannies

>>34015247
Ugh, I wish Bernkastel had an original design and backstory, would shut up Higutards.

Let's be honest,

>>34015292
Coping anon with trivial nymphomaniac postfeminist kusomom

>>34015292
I don't cope about insults.

Let's face the truth, Satoko is the only worthwhile thing Ryukishi has ever created. Ohohoho.

>the announcement was literally nothing
Well.
Back to posting big tiddy Satokos, I guess.

>>34015218
It was almost exclusively Umineko. I don't recognize the characters posted these days.

>>34015316
What's the insult if it's true?
Is there graphomania in Umineko? Yes
Is there triviality in Umineko? Yes
Are there postmodern motifs in Umineko? Yes
Are there generic kusoge elements in Umineko? Yes
Among other things the SJW narrative about the unimportance of the sexes, but that can be omitted in principle

>>34015357
Looks like you have to broaden your horizons.

>>34015342
A-at least Sotsu will be good, r-right?

>>34015357
Everything released after EP8 is fanfic garbage, look at this deviantart OC.

>Despite Ange's bad behavior and mine I decide to attempt to still bond with her and not have our relationship hit rock bottom
>I somehow convince her to come to my mansion to have a fun time with her
>She comes back from St.Lucia and arrives at my place
>She just keeps laughing and pointing at rectangles
>My other guests and servants start looking awkward about it
>Ask Ange whats so funny
>"sus"
>soos?
>"S U S"
>"Ange, I don't understand"
>"A- amogus, starts laughing fit"
>Feel like I'm looking at some new alien form repeating gibberish
>"AMOGUS! SUS!", Ange starts slapping a red coaster on the coffee table, looking at me with a creepy stare like that explains everything
>"Do you mean like that Among us game?" I say.
>"YES AMOGUS!"
>But what does that have to do with laughing at rectangles?
>"A MO. GUUUS"
>"I see"
>We, the guests, the servants and myself share what can only be described as a "look"
>One of the servants tells me that one of her bodyguards got her checked and she doesn't appear to be on the spectrum but she keeps doing this at St.Lucia, disrupting the whole class and she has been threatened with being held back a year

>>34015370
My theory is that Passione is aping the DEEN anime in the quality department, so Sotsu will be competently made, like Kai was.

>>34015302
The irony in this shitpost is how there's a much higher count of characters that people care about in Ciconia than there were in Higurashi or Umineko. Especially Umineko where 80% of just the family is literally nothing until EP4, and even then, people only ever really gave a shit about Rosa, Maria, and maybe Eva and were focused on about half of the meta characters instead.
Meanwhile in Higurashi, you had Rena, Mion, and Keiichi, with Rika trailing behind them. No one even remembered what the fuck Satoko's character was until Gou came out and she was one of the core characters. Nevermind fucking Shion, or god forbid anyone mentions Satoshi by name.

>>34015370
Do I care? No
Do I love Satoko? Yes
I'm guaranteed more pictures of Satoko, that already makes me happier than not getting fucking anything

>>34014848
Pretty cute Rika, at least.

>>34015342
I feel like people would shut up if they had delayed Sotsu's announcement to today instead of 2 weeks ago.

>>34014848

https://higurashianime.com/

m-maybe the announcement was an april fools' joke and the real one will be tomorrow

>>34015483
I hope not.

>>34015483
I hope so.

>>34015392
In fairness, all of R07’s drawings could be called Deviantart OC.

>>34015483
Hope is for faggots.

>>34015411
Ah, I knew I would get some response like that. Name the characters at the bottom without looking it up.

I hope I am not a faggot.

>>34015435
>>34015483
Most of that twitter thread is people asking about Ciconia or thinking maybe it's an April Fool's joke. Usually Ryukishi's twitter followers are a lot more understanding than this being spineless Japanese but they're getting fed up with his shit too now

Don't believe his lies

>>34015554
Of course, if everyone isn't spering like western twitter they're spineless.

>>34015554
Of course they're asking if it's an april fools since it lands on april 1, this has nothing to do with "being fed up". And there's literally 2 whopping replies asking about phase 2.

Getting fucked by Shion with a strap-on dildo.

>>34015591
Why does nobody give a single fuck about Ciconias?

>>34015554
I look forward to the reveal that this was a joke, the phase 2 announcement tomorrow, and who am I kidding I bet he's totally serious about this

>>34015610
Cause it's bad.

>>34015601
She just loves torturing people

>>34015610
Maybe people would give a single fuck about Ciconias if there was more than one episode

>>34015643
But nobody cared episode one.

Ryuukishi lies all the time, but this time just to fuck with people it's not a joke.

>>34015531
I can name a few, but this isn't a very compelling argument in the first place. It took 3 entire games before I could remember who the entire Ushiromiya family was by name. I completely forgot who the fuck half of the servants were by the time EP5 rolled around too. But this doesn't somehow change how more of the Ciconia cast stands out while being literally less than 25% complete.

https://rave.dj/ht13pF_EB8Tkmw
This works way better than it has any rights to be.

>>34015660
I couldn't care after a re-read because honestly there's fucking nothing, it's just people being nostalgic about its release

>>34015591
>Of course they're asking if it's an april fools since it lands on april 1
They would not be asking if it was a fucking april fools joke if it was a believable announcement, you braindead fuck

Please enjoy this image of Takano-san with her shirt open.

>>34015043
Just the way we like it!

>>34015774
You bet I will

>>34015777
Yeah I bet Gayden

>>34015774
thank you, sir

I suck at Golden Fantasia

Yeah this thread was going to be a shitshow wasn't it

>>34015470
chara page is kawaii

>>34015921
Please don't post that image of Beato, I want to pet it.

>>34015921
Well look, more pictures of beato might heal it up

>>34015470
My eyes

>>34015937
Why is satoko ant recogni get it it and why did r07 add it to her character in the story the cauliflower and the broccoli i just dont doing that thing where she
Honestly, these kind of posts are only funny the first time.

>>34015937
I never understood this one

>>34015937
If it'd been 'why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food and of out the hot food?' it'd make more sense, but I suppose it wouldn't have been as effective of a meme if it didn't collapse in on itself at the end.

>>34016007
>when you of in
NOT FUNNY!

>>34015937
huh?

>>34008849
Hey, I made that picture (https://i.imgur.com/uy1Rfn9.png).). I also made this one. I'm glad I didn't hallucinate the past two years somehow.

>>34015937
Is this an accurate translation?

>>34015937
>>34016115
>>34015960

>>34014848
Holy kek, I hope people enjoy Higurashi being milked to death forever with retarded plots
Now we can't even get a translation of Trianthology because Witch Hunt is """""""""focusing on Ciconia""""""""".
We're never getting new content again.

Why must you dream of irrumatio with men?!

Can't wait for Phase 2 tomorrow!

I don't know why he even thinks he can sell the rest of his games to Higurashi superfans when they exist in a completely different market and have very little in common with the fans of the other two WTC series, and have even less in common with the people that can actually enjoy all three.

He should just let them go. They won't buy his shit again and Gou's struggling sales are already proving that.

Reposting Satoko folder, just updated

https://mega.nz/folder/xwREyD5a#-TVipXxIwX6OnqyxLy76Yg

>makes Ciconia only 4 phases long so that his fans don't have to wait so much and forget stuff along the way
>fucking delay it for almost 2 years anyway for a shitty reason
What did he mean by this? If this shit was going to happen I'd at least want it to be 8 like the prior two again.

>>34016240
Rika looks too old here.

Is George really fat? He seems to have a normal physique according to OG sprite

https://twitter.com/higurashi_mei/status/1377274498928365568
Pretty tame April's fools, this would make more sense than half the shit they put out.

>>34016240
Feet....

>>34016299
Of course he didn't intend for Joji to be fat, his artstyle just makes him look that way. He's a potential heir for an important family and he trains physically with his hot mother, why would he be fat?
It's just a meme, like Ange and humiliation (and also being fat), Satoko and being good, Hanyuu and being a retard faggot ghost.

>>34016301
Mei is such an obvious cashgrab. I'd be fine with it if it was its own new console-only arc or something, but as it is it's going to introduce all these new characters and concepts, shut down in a year because of "low sales" (despite being a half-assed Priclone) and they'll never be mentioned again.

>>34016322
> Hanyuu and being a retard faggot ghost
not meme at all

>>34016299
Of course he intended George to be far, his description and talk about diets make him look that way. He’s a massive shut in groomed for a failing food business, why wouldn’t he be fat?
Anyone telling you he isn’t fat is just a meme,

>>34016353
>shut down in a year and they'll never be mentioned again.
Yeah, that's the problem I have with it too. Anything with more permanence would've been fine.

>>34016322
Almost none of those are memes and they're fairly accurate representations.

>>34016383
Even if they were it still makes discussing these characters a hot pain in the ass. All it takes is posting a single picture of Hanyuu or Ange's OG sprite and the thread goes to shit. Watch, I'm doing it now.

>>34016412
Retarded monster

>>34016412

Joji?

>>34016412
Ange is a character who doesn't deserve unironic hatred, sometimes I really don't understand if it's all just irony or not, because the character isn't bad at all
But it's different with Hanyu, he's really a boring ex machina and overall just represents a banal moe whore

JOOOOOOOOOJJJIIIII NO DON'T EAT THE ENTIRE ISLAAAAND

>>34016322

>>34016461
> he's
Hanyuu has a fat cock

>>34016461
>But it's different with Hanyu, he's really a boring ex machina and overall just represents a banal moe whore
Yes, but I want to have sex with her (and every single WTC female) so she's okay in my book.

>>34016490
Retarded monster has a retarded monstercock

>>34016490
>>34016514
The stomping sound in the Saiguden was really just Hanyuu's gigantic cock slapping the floor.

Why are Furudes such horrible monsters?

Fucking great art style

Is Eua actually a Furude?
Another goddess like Une and that other bitch whose name I don't remember right now?

>>34016537
demongod blood

I bet she stinks.

>>34016240
I enjoy all three WTC series a lot. Why do you assume Higurashi fans wouldn’t like the other two?

>>34016537
they were born that way

I want Satoko to inject me with a questionable substance

>>34016553
I need proof of that, directly under her armpits

>>34016553
I want to wear a gas mask hooked up to her feet

Why must we fight? Can't we just like the things 07th Expansion makes? It IS /07/th, right?

>>34016584
>Can't we just like the things 07th Expansion makes?
Yeah, if we were all FAGS.

SATOKOO GET OVER HERE PRONTO I NEED WIPEY

I think these threads need more Jessica humiliation

>>34016584
Well, it's weird. It's supposed to be a general for all series, but when you talk about a specific one you'll always get people who say "wow this place has been ruined by that".

>>34016599
Auauau, Rika, Satoko isn't here right now...

I think these generals need more humiliation that involves me being a tiny bug

I think we can all agree

Why is there more Higu size art compared to Umi.

All it takes is posting a single picture of Hanyuu or Ange and the thread is fixed.

>>34016696
But, are there any pictures with both of them?

>ACTUAL child rearing hips

>>34016696
I love this cute monster!!!

>>34016674
artists are the kind of vain creatures that chase after the latest mobage constantly. of course there would be more Higurashi art

>>34016732
made for bearing an army of half-demons to take over the world

Remember to masturbate to Bern feet everyday to increase your IQ

>>34016575
copium?

>>34016842
Cursed image

>>34016842
Hello fellow Alakazam IQ human being.

>>34016842
What about to Erika?

>>34016842
But E-Rika, mine's already too high. Who should I masturbate to if I want to decrease it?

>>34016886
Ange fart compilations
>>34016885
A solid second place. You'll get the same IQ but less pleasure since it's not Bern's perfect feetsies

You know what we need? More wholesome Battler-Erika romance.

>>34016842
Remember to concentrate your whole being on Bern's tummy everyday to gain enlightenment and freedom from Maya

>>34016885
This ridiculous dress looks difficult to clean. Probably has not been. Reeks of Jessica.

I don't particularly like When They Cry series

>>34016971
nnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Who is When They Cry and we do we talk about it all the time.

>>34016962
>wholesome
you mean rape

>>34016962
Battler looks like a woman here

Bern's Tummy: When I Cum

>>34016971
You'll fight right in

>>34016983
No, wholesome romance between a wannabe detective and an incompetent Game Master that leads to vigorously consensual coupling! It's very important they both want one another!

>>34017028
Pure fiction, never happened, a complete manipulation of the facts

>>34017048
What, can't handle Battler wanting anyone other than Yasu? Don't want Erika to be anything other than your walking dyke foot fetishist? Face it, their romance would be exquisite!

>>34017072
Not even a miracle could bring this about

Can witches get pregnant?????
Urgent question

>>34017028
>>34017072
They'd make great friends but a shit couple.
Cute pics though

>>34017076
Erika listened to Battler sleep for an entire night! Erika wanted to get married to Battler, not just for his powers as Game Master! Erika planned to have vigorous sex with Battler once the two of them were married! You cannot contradict these facts!

>>34017078
Yes

>>34017100
But she was never there and it’s just a Hachijo fanfic.
Which leads me to believe the Tohya and Ikuko romance was not working and they needed to spice it up.

>>34016971
That's fine, most people here don't like it either.

>>34017100
Mere illusions

>>34017099
That would probably be because of Erika being too paranoid. Considering Battler somewhat follows in his father's footsteps, she wouldn't be able to handle him even being around other women, as she'd probably think he was eyeing them every time.
I don't think Erika would be very good in most relationships to be fair. She'd probably be best in those ones you only see with yanderes, where the guy has no opportunity to look interested in anyone else.

>>34017153
She's just the type who never opens up with anyone except her murder doll sex slave.
Battler's the opposite in that he's pretty damn honest about his feelings. But I think this is one of those times where opposite really don't attract.

AHHHHH!!!!!
BERN!!!
UWWAAAOOOOOHHH!!!
BEEEEEERNNN!!!!!
I'M NOT JUST FAPPING TO BERN
MY
MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE
HAS TRULY!!!
BECOME BERN!!!!!
BERN!!!!!!!
>Stop, Erika! Your body can't handle any more of this!
NO!! I'VE BECOME BERN!!
I'VE DEFINITELY BECOME BERN!!!!
BEEERN!!!!
BEEEEEEERNN!!!!!!!!
>Stop! You're going to die, Erika!
>Are you still going to do it?! Even if it means cutting your life short?!!!
SHUT UP!!!!!!!!
I'LL FAP TO BERN
EVEN IF IT MEANS I DIE!!!!!

This complete loser never even made the news when she died due to the Ushiromiya family explosion taking priority.
The real Erika is an unknown.
Only person more humiliated is Ange.

>Asumu gets to see her son for the first time in god knows how long and immediately does a double peace ahegao and mutters incomprehensible about pipipipisu
What did she mean by this?

>>34017186
The whole thing with Dlanor to me felt like it was Erika wanting to vent at somebody about her backstory, and the easiest person available who she wasn't going against was her. If it wasn't for the final meta bit in EP8 I'd've thought their 'relationship' was completely unsalvageable after the raid on the Golden Land, but apparently they just made up afterwards.
Can't imagine it was a great friendship, with Erika constantly disappointing Dlanor with her rapid displays of cruelty all the time, then just making up afterwards because she looked a bit sad at her before being chucked into the eternal pit of fragments by Bern again.

>>34017256
Ryukishi
Hack

>>34016842
if i was going to masturbate to anything it would be to bern forcing erika to do increasingly obscene things

>>34017292
Bern forcing Erika to perform fellatio on your least favorite male character in Umineko

>>34015059
Gou is unironically superior to Gou.

Gou is good

>>34017324
That’s George for everyone

>>34015059
Gou is unironically superior in everyway in comparison to Ciconia

>>34017369
Indeed, I was going to post Jooji but I decided to do that the roundabout way

>>34017368
At least we can all agree that this is wrong.

Shit thread no discussing about new theories just pure shitposting.

>>34017359
>Gou is unironically superior to Gou.

>ついには脳が考えることを放棄して「JS沙都子ちゃん可愛いねぇ」とひたすら繰り返し言っています。
Literally me.

>>34017381
No

Rokkenjincest Island.

>>34016240
>Gou's struggling sales are already proving that
They made bank by charging double standard BD prices.
The sales figures are misleading.

>>34017384
uuohh, Rosa-san, aahh... *shluurrp shluurrp* aah I'm gonna- *sploooosh* *splat* ah...

>>34017393
Yes

>>34017384
What new theory do you want to discuss?

>>34017422
No

Phase 2 is never being released Poyo~!

>>34017384
I'm always up to discussing theories, but you've got to supply them. Otherwise I'm just going to keep shitposting about Erika.

>>34017438
Thank god

Rika's enormous penis, flapping around as she runs.

>>34017384
This is a shitpost.

Satoko's enormous penis, kissing the entrance to Rika's womb.
>>>/h/6155597

>>34017454
Rika is female

Chloe Ironside is Bernkastel's piece I refuse to explain.

>>34017492
Ah shit that's based.

>>34017492
oh mama

>>34017501
Rika is a hermaphrodite, because she has both a cock and a fertile womb.

>>34017433
YES

>>34017492
Fuck you. I didn't want to fap today.

>>34017492
God fucking DAMMIT I can't hide my rod

>>34017504
The only way to kill Featherine and see the ending of the WTC series is to kill Ryukishi in real life. Under no circumstances will I elaborate, find the answer within yourself.

>>34017545
No

>>34017108
proofs??

>>34017564
Nope meep

>>34017581
Thanks for submitting Rika

>>34017078
Witches can do anything, they're magic.

>>34017492
weeks old but good

>>34017557
"That can't be true say it in red then"

>>34017597
Got bored.
Gou is bad though

I CAN'T
TAKE
IT ANYMORE

>>34017652
__________________No___________

>>34017635
>>>/f/eatherine+is+ryukishi+and+ryukishi+is+featherine

To be more exact:
>>>/r/yukishi+is+ikuko+kneel

>>34017675
______________________Yes______

>>34017557
The only way to ensure a happy ending and a satisfying conclusion to the WTC series is to kidnap Ryukishi in an unmarked white van and torture him with a fingernail-pulling device in an abandoned warehouse while blasting a text-to-speech rendition of the er*kantrice manifesto until his mind breaks and he agrees to only write detailed hentai scripts of every character he's ever written for the rest of his life.

>>34017668
I know, too much cum. I can't clean all of this by myself

Not again guys, yesterday I already blew some loads because of Rika...

>>34017678
Why would you do this black battler why UWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>34017694
What's that? I don't understand what you're saying.

>>34017492
Can't wait for the finished version.

>Switch to Tomorrow
>All red truths become blue truths

>>34017492
Rika Satoko frottage when?!

>>34017680
Let's have Ita***non voice his Er**antrice Manifesto, hopefully, his broken English and his condescending tone will break Ryukishi-san much faster.

>>34017750
Soon.

>>34017750
no

pure futa on female only

>>34017767
But I don't want Satoko to get all the fun... Maybe they can switch?

>>34017777
of course

>>34017492
And I thought the yuri was bad enough, now we've got futa. I should have known not to expect better of you people.

>>34017812
The Puritan of Rokkenjima

I seriously can't take it anymore. I'm going to become a demon. A demon that can't think of anything but raping Rika Furude!!!!!

>>34017828
>>34017492
boning THE rika-chan. The secret illicit meeting behind the saiguden to reach into the secret compartment under the dress of the rika chama and investigate the nopan rumors. the hidden underground love hotel of Hinamizawa. I have boned rika 37,195 times. looping only for the purpose of bOning rika chama implanting my seed to renew the furude clan with my sprouting seed. observing the gentle plains of the chest of the rika chama through her nearly see through green dress while she looks at me with a curious expression. the unfortunate fact of finding out rika chama has already had her "red day" after I have planted her implanted my seed in her painted wall hidden chamber of the impregnation ritual tools shed. a usual walk around Hinamizawa with rika chama leading me on a leash and collar (???) domination by too much wine consumption induced rikastel alternate personality drained testicles dehydration induced blackout. accidental occurrence when the condom breakage causes illegal modification XXXXXX high speed police chase with my pregnant rika wife in the back seat due to a statutory rape. joke of a fragment timeline when rubber fisting glove mailed to furude shrine leading to local man death by prolapsed anus. Uneasy feeling when entering Furude residence, responding officer reports sensation like deja vu of immense pressure on groin and feeling of dehydration (the officer was me btw). The hidden rika chama doujin collection sealed for 1000 years to prevent evil thoughts from contaminating the earth is accidentally opened by local middle schooler and non stop 8+ hour painful erection. unknown how the rika CHAMA can possibly enjoy performing watanagashi with half gallon of my seed inside her causing a strange bulge on her stomach region ha ha. local photographer threatened by three FAmilies after capturing illicit rendezvous between furude shrine maiden and anonymous poster (you)

>>34017812
"Need a hand Aniki"

I love this slutty Tsukihime parody!

>>34017812
>>34017864
Put the guns down lads

>>34017856
I still love the idea of Tomitake getting threatened by all three families over taking pics of some guy fucking the shrine maiden, without even a care as to the girl in particular.

>>34014904
Miura gonna finish Berserk

>>34017750
Frottage? Do you mean like tribadism or sumata? Or... both?
>>>/h/6155640

>>34017856
where did this copypasta come from?

>>34017910
I meant futa but this is blast-worthy too.

>>34017910
God, fuck. My balls,

>>34017883
I'll put the gun down once you all swear to keep strictly to male-on-female interactions. I can no longer handle the rampant degeneracy of these shocking images! Women shouldn't have penises! That's not how the world is meant to be!

>>34017910
>17910>>34017918>>34017924>>34017
AAAHH AAHFHDH I HAVE EMPTIED MY GLOBE REPOSITORIES OF CUM NOTHING WILL COME OUT ANYMORE BUT I STILL CAN'T STOP EJACULATING HELP MEEEEEE

>>34016126
feeding bern lasagna...

>>34017945
Until blood comes out

>>34017910
ENOUGH
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

>>34017952
CUMMING BLOOD FOR *THE* RIKA-CHAN

>>34017960
BEATING MY MEAT HARD AND FOR SO LONG THAT IT BECOMES RAW RED AND PAINFUL BUT I STILL CAN'T STOP CUMMING OVER AND OVER DRY EJACULATING BECAUSE MY SEED ISN'T COMING OUT BEEN FAPPING FOR OVER 10 HOURS NONSTOP TO THE RIKACHAMA BATTERED AND DIRTY BLOOD STARTS COMING OUT OF MY COCK MY BALLS THROB PAINFULLY THE RATIONAL PART OF MY BRAIN PLEADS FOR ME TO STOP BUT MY HAND KEEPS MOVING NIPAHHHHHH

>>34017910
Please. I need more.

>>34017864
The father of Maria

Consider the following:
Higurashi but it's set in the 90s

>>34018080
I don't see it

>>34018080
I don't think much would change. Although I think mobile phones would've become more common at that point, which would make communication easier. Rika would probably have to steal Akasaka's.

Higurahsi is set in A3W

Higurashi is set inside my colon

Consider the following:
Umineko but in the 2000's.

Guys, I often noticed italicized words or phrases when reading Umineko. Now I'm reading Ciconia and I notice the same thing, only instead of italics, it's bold. Apparently it often has some sacred meaning?

>>34018137
>Battler
nu-metal fan who wears Tapout shirts with tons of chains
>Ange
obsessed with My Chemical Romance

Consider the following:
Me, fucking your mom.

>>34018137
Well, Rokkenjima isn't a catbox anymore. Goodbye, illusions!

every club member wears heelys

>>34018080
But would Mion and Rena still have their 80s bush?

Consider the following:
Rika going crazy and killing Satoko every fragment because she loves her

>>34018141
Obviously it is. This is usually the way to make opaque hints about some important details of the future plot, for example.

>>34018137
"Grandfather absolutely hates new technology. He has a strong rule that nobody brings a cellphone to the island. Would be the perfect setting for a terrible crime in the modern day hehehe. There's very few instances now-a-days where nobody can call for help."

Kinzo would definitely post on 4chan if he had lived that long.

>>34018227
This sounds completely fine and unforced, and I will now hate Rika forever as she must have always been like this and so now I hate her retroactively. I will shitpost about this incessantly whenever anyone implies they like Rika.

>>34018232
Reading the dialogue between Toujirou and Jestress.
Literally Jestress:
"Are you hitting on [bold]me[/bold]?"
What could that mean?

>>34018268
meme reference to Takano and Tomitake's relationship

Do you think Tomitake ever got to fuck Takano before she killed him?

>>34018227
Consider the following: Rika going crazy and raping Satoko every fragment because she loves her.

>>34018348
Wasn't it implied that he did?

Why didn't Satoko just rape Rika in front of everyone at St. Lucia?

>>34018227
I don't want to consider this.

>>34018368
I am willing to consider this.

>>34018387
Because you're depraved

>>34018387
It's not as romantic as a chandelier murder-suicide.

At times it feels like all of you have had your brains cut out completely and all that space flooded with donor sperm

>>34018149
>Maria
has unrestricted access on the internet browsing /x/

>>34018427
What a roundabout way to call us cumbrains

>>34018439
Whoever wrote this probably used a thesaurus to look smart

>>34018427
I'm amazed you're still trying to use that old-hat meme. Why not use something more recent, like the humble 'coomer'? Or the 'wojak'? I have invested thousands into the production of 'wojak' characters, so that I may use them to describe anyone on this strange website as a fool and a charlatan. I believe it was a worthwhile investment.

>>34018456
A dinosaur of some type?

>>34018475
a dictionary you bonehead

>>34018427
What is left but to coom? Through coom, unity. Because of coom, one can wish to bone THE rika-chan and satoko. Because of coom, one can wish to bone the demon monster, Hanyuu. Because of coom, one can wish to bone the fat retard, Ange. There is no space left for hatred in the heart once you begin to coom. Without coom, love cannot be seen.
The more I coom, the kinder I become. The pent up emotional energy I have is released alongside my semen, it's kind of like crying. I can appreciate Gou, I can appreciate the Pachinko sprites, I can appreciate Mei, I can appreciate the console-only arcs. I can no longer hate. I can only coom.

>>34018485
Wut?

>>34018500
https://www.thesaurus.com

>>34018427
I just think lewd stuff is funny

>>34018490
Thank you, anon, for being coom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiHA7Aw2GiE

>>34018475
Thesaurus means 'treasure' in the original Latin. It came to mean 'dictionary' because some guy named his book 'A Thesaurus of English Words and Phrases'.
The 'saur' in most dinosaur names comes from Latin sauros, which just means lizard. Dinosaur is 'terrible (deinos) lizard'.

>>34018473
Krauss's posts are always awesome

>>34018504
Why would I click on a link about dinosaurs?
Must be a hacker scam

>>34018490
This anon came like a puppet with its dick jerked off

Did Satoko ever see K1 with his porn magazines during her 100 year Higurashi rerun?

This is important plot consideration.

>>34018546
Satoko saw Keiichi jerk off numerous times.

>>34018490
ok but that's a little too much coom

How would Rika react if she saw you peeping at her exposed shoulders while walking with her and seeing you try to conspicuously start covering your crotch?

>>34018546
It's how she was able to manipulate him all the way to her house in Tataridamashi. Clearly, she held no lewd intentions and was merely emulating what she saw in his naughty mangas.

>>34018570
Every time you reach a tough decision, masturbate. The post-nut clarity will help you. Coming up on a job interview? Excuse yourself to the bathroom. Wife asks if she looks fat? Start fapping in front of her. Got into an argument about Umineko on /07/? Jerk off to your favorite character first and then proceed.
Thank me later for helping you achieve enlightenment and peace of mind.

This Pole Stanislav looks too suspicious, we need to arrange an emergency meeting

>>34018563
w-what did she think of that?

>>34018532
It is

>>34018563
She saw K1 doing something weird numerous times, but she always quickly looked away because it was strangely embarassing.

That's what you meant, right?

>>34018604
The cow, Shion. If you eat her out, you will look like a cow. But she is a cow. What will you do?

>>34018656
Yes.
>>34018626
She looked away.

>>34018666
People need to draw ShMion with forest pubes more often.

Satoko is too pure for that kind of stuff.

>>34018604
>Wife asks if she looks fat? Start fapping in front of her.
unironically ingenious

>>34018666
I am a BULL

>>34018715
satoko feels funny down there when she pretends to be asleep while hearing rika doing something weird to the side of the table at night

>>34018738

>>34018737
Is Ryukishi perhaps the most based man in existence? He covers every fetish. From lolis to big titty girls to sexy MILFs to insane sadistic witches who will step on you. What a fucking coomer god.

>>34018778
And he doesn't use that as a crutch either

featherustus aurine augurora

>>34018738
of course rika knows that satoko is merely pretending

Man...

>>34018715
How would Satoko react to a game of spin-the-bottle?

>>34018821
Yes.
Lion is best though. No homo.

>>34018368
Counter Satoko's pushiness by being even more pushy until she gets tired of Rika.

I'm having some trouble over here. Please look at these three Satokos. The obvious course of action with this JK Satoko is pulling her into a tight hug and assuring her everything will be okay. Similarly, the obvious choice with this JS Satoko is ruffling her hair. That proto-ahoge begs to be tamed by a loving touch. But how about the JC Satoko in the middle? What is the best way to make her happier?

>>34018910

>>34018921
Frankly, Lion is a turd, not a meaningful character, he has no effect on the main plot and is merely the subject of adoration of the homos from /07/.

>>34018951
The answer is obvious: let her tie you up, and she'll figure out what will make her happier by herself, whatever that may be.

>>34018951
Stick her in a time loop.
Make her think she’ll get what she wants.

>>34018992
Crazy bitch

>>34019000
I see! Thanks for this guidance.

Indeed, letting her practice that would be good. Those skills will be handy later in her life.

>>34019024

My friend wants to read Higurashi, do you think I should say that Matsuribayashi is a fanfic and Minagoroshi is the canonical conclusion of this series?

>>34018666

>>34019018
Shut up, Eua.

>>34019046
You shouldn't lie to your friends, even if the truth hurts.

>>34019046
Dumb takanoposter

>>34019052
i-is
is there milke in that cup

>>34019075
ask satoko.

Can anybody confirm whether this image is fanart or legit official?
Also asking for source

>>34019052

>>34019122
Is this the True Hinamizawa Syndrome?

>>34019145
Yes. Shion started hallucinating K1 as Satoshi, at which point her sexual desire took control and she raped him into unconsciousness in front of Mion.

>>34018694
Agreed 100%

gonna cum

>>34019237
to who

>>34019180
>he thinks Shion wasn't a hair's breadth away from fucking K1 anyway
If it was True Hinamizawa Syndrome, she'd probably not be thinking of Satoshi at all.

>>34019145
Literally yes, according to Higurashi Kira.

>>34019272
Seriously I'm at my fucking limit, my dick can't take the abuse anymore.

Has Satoko had her first kiss?

>>34019302
Why do you think I capitalised the 'True'?

>>34019312
Yes but it was an accident.

>>34019302
Satoko got rid of HS but not True HS, so she went crazy over Rika's cunny.

>>34019116
Doujin music CD. Not official.
https://www.suruga-ya.jp/product/detail/186139308

>>34019340
I think anyone would go crazy over both of their cunnies

>>34019051
Pachinko Satoko droopy.

>>34019302
Ah now that was a good anime.
Not like this Gou shit

>>34019513
How did she get so hot while Rika remained tiny and petite?

>>34019528
Food

>>34019532
But but but they ate the same food

>>34019513
How did she get so fat while Rika remained slender and toned?

If Satoko looks in a mirror can she get Satoko syndrome?

>>34019585
Unlike Rika, Satoko cares about people other than herself.

>>34019544
Shion's pumpkins.

>>34019544
Do they bath together?

>>34019598
Uh, RUDE????

My balls are about to fucking explode.