/jp/ - Otaku Culture

*squish*

>>34003766
I'm into it.

I love my big strong wife!

Shogs are the best maids. You can lick anything in the house and get a cute reaction out of her!

I've got a fever, and the only cure is a getting grinded on by a ridiculous amount of tall oni GF ass.

>>34003806
Licking the electrical socket!

>>34003770

Remember, it's not that she likes you because you're coolsie woolsies.
She likes you, and that makes you coolsie woolsies to her!!

>>34003916
that's less special

>>34003790
Remember that true heroes loot the villainess herself.

>>34003955
No anon, YOU are the loot, and the villainess is the one doing the looting

>>34003967
Why would she loot her own home?
Checkmate midboss.

>>34003974
Well, when a group of enemies, absolutely laden with treasure, barges into your home, why would you not take the goodies that are presented before you?

>>34003745

>>34003991
Jokes on her, I only have bare minimum gear and dumped most of my stuff on fertility potions while the party overgeared.

why are the thread archiving this fast?

What happen in the MGC gym if I entered and said. Have no fear the brotien shake is here

>>34003506
The nice thing is that shogs have plenty of tools to deal with that. Like shog clothing for mastah ect

>>34004085
But no amount of shoggy clothing can replicate the feeling and emotion when mastah gives her a big kiss on the lips to say "good job, I love you"

>>>34003381
Pharaohs have anubis. Other than a graped anubis what kind of mamano assistant would an apophis have? I like the idea of an Egyptian succ

Is this what Mamono Mana is capable of? Making even the most infertile be... Fertile?

>>34004031
Weren't you listening? you are still the best part of the loot, odds are she is gonna sell or hand off all the fancy magical gear from the rest of the party, but she is guaranteed to claim you as her cut of the loot

Desire increases with every failure..

>make it to the end of the great evil lord's castle
>bitter battle against powerful species as guards
>finally the showdown to end this fiasco
>it's an unexpected low level species

>>34004068
You know why.

I like this picture
even just a silhouette it's great, but I wonder, is there a 'full' version?

>>34004186

>>34004186
>>34004273
I want to curl up in a big harpy's nest and see what happens!

>>34004143
....This is tough. I wish to claim her but she also wishes to claim me.

>[heavy breathing]
>Anooooon~
>Anooooooooon!

>>34004165
Kiki janny needs to get out of the trash and do her job.

>>34003745

>>34004321
What is it?

>>34004321
WHAT, I'm trying to sleep, priestess

>>34004311
Uh oh anon, She isn't very happy!

>>34004337
Or maybe you just need a better meido.

What do ya think Gnolls would be like in MGE?

>>34004165
didn't they get their own fucking board?

>>34004385
yes
but migration for their threads is just 'encouraged' instead of enforced

>>34004385
Yes, but the mods are too retarded to tell people to actually go there.

>>34004377
Now I feel bad. Is there any way I can make it up to her?

Magus's anon story got me thinking
If in the MGE world you can use magic with the power of your energy with enough training, what would you do with it? Other than dicking your wife that is
Personally i'd find and marry one of the more magically apt species like a Dark Mage or a Demon type to power me up and teach me and finally fulfill my childhood fantasy of of shooting out energy beams and explosions DBZ style

>>34003745

>>34004422
Not like you had a choice anon.

>>34004382
>Hyena girl
Gee anon, I wonder.

>>34004337
Do Kikis do wolf things when they are in groups and without any males present?
Imagine a 101 dalmatians type scene where a Kiki howls a message, and every Kiki that hears it howls it forward until all the Kikis of an area have heard the message.

>>34004409
Or maybe it's literally 2-3 people who pretend to care about it but clearly don't even care enough to leave proper feedback

>>34004409
>>34004400
well shit I don't remember there being that much resistance when were moved from /a/

Boya.

>>34004552
she looks so small
like
pick-up-and-do-things-to small

Do you like the color green? Consider greenworms they're green

>>34004682
Hello anon, it is me, Green worm.

>>34004382
>>34004481

i just want a girl with a huge dong to wreck my buttthole then cuddle

>>34004682
Anon, what if I told you i have a fear of caterpillars and other squirmy critters? Because I do.

>>34004730
Sorry bro but ur gonna Alp

>>34004730
Not gay enough for this but I'm fine with a slime tentacle tickling everything down there
I'd just prefer not to get skewered /d/ style

>>34004447
I wouldn't do anything too crazy, just some stuff that will make life easier.
>Spells that would help with growing my garden, stuff like creating rain or changing soil composition to be better suited for different plants
>Some sort of shockwave or cloudkill-like spell to get rid of pests and ward off intruders
>Waifu life extension research, want to make sure we live long enough to see our great^10 grandchildren, maybe longer
>Curse of shortstacking, in case some woman or monster pisses me off

>>34004730
Consider slug!

>>34004382
>"What's so funny? You've been laughing for hours now."

I want to turn a shortstack girl into a tallflat

>>34004382
Probably just a scruffier, delinquent kobald. Could be fun, but I'm really not into dogs.

>>34004730
Why don't you just get some succubus to goose your prostate with her tail spade like a normal degenerate?

>>34004382
Don't think KC wants to add donggirls, so I guess it would just be a savanna version of werewolves.

>>34004533
That was also something like 6 years ago when there were far less undesirables on the internet.
V-tumors just want to spam about garbage and one thread on /jp/ is currently 3 times faster than the next fastest thread on the board at 4.75 posts per minute. This makes it faster than any thread currently on /a/, /v/, or /vg/.
For reference, the thread for western camwhores on /vt/ is currently at 22.63 posts per minute, having hit the bump limit around 15 minutes after being made.

>>34004682
what about a greenwurm?

>>34004449
Lewd

>>34004796

>>34004850
What if I want an alp to do it with her big, throbbing, meaty tail?

>>34004985
It's still straight. Get that dommy mommy you absolute freak.

>>34004846
I like this idea. Scruffy delinquents are always cute!

Anon and a team of buxom babes are stranded in the antarctic when they uncover a extraterrestrial spaceship, a investigation goes terribly wrong when Anon accidentally opens the spacecraft allowing a sexually frustrated shapeshifting alien to escape its confinements. His ineptitude is seen as the greatest token of friendship towards the alien and it develops an obsession towards poor anon! Can our brave and stupid hero escape this snowy prison or will he and his team become playthings to THE THING. Coming for you, this week!

>>34004902
That wurm is black and white, not green.

>>34005065
>3 tongues
Imagine the kisses.

>>34004730
>>34004850
>>34004985
>>34005054
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/out/

>>34004447
wanna make cursed items to monsterize women in exotic ways.

>>34005106
No.

>>34005065

>>34005087

>>34005065
Wow, that means she can take my shape and then I can go fuck myself

>>34005094
>Thinking of kissing
poor Anon! Maybe she needs to teach you more!

>>34005262
Teach me more of what? More kissing? I'm okay with that!

>>34005282
Silly Anon!

>>34004682
I'll consider them... maybe... we'll see...

>>34004682

>>34004682
/jp/ official monster neet!

>>34004682
speaking of do you think he is coming back for an april fools day wurm post?

>>34003766
What do you have to do to make her make the bottom face?

>>34005705
She drains me dry by her self and my first/head wife finds out.

Wait, that's a big mushroom... is that wonderland?
oh no, oh fuck, get out of there wormie, just say no to drugs

>>34005759
meant for >>34005475
the panic overtook me

>>34005759
What? pffft no, she's just a late bloomer is all!

I’m not crying, it’s just liquid pride

this isn't cum, it is just white piss

>>34005756
Does your head wife sometimes have to "establish dominance" over the other two?

>>34004382
Gnoll Girl.

living armor...
yum

>>34005990
Cyclops who forges a living armor to bring her home a husband.

>>34005429
Would I be assigned a complimentary yeti if I showed up to the snuggle shack alone?

>>34005954
Yes for the Manticore. The other one knows her place beneath head wife.

>>34003745

>>34006085
Uh nice statue you ladies have

>>34004846
Hyenas are felines, though.

Is your wife lavishly dressed, modest, or somewhere in the middle?

All monsters are inferior to elves.

>>34005435
Vangers?

>>34006127
I lavishly dress her up in public only for her to gravitate to the jeans already torn up by her fat ass in private.

>>34004447
Blue skin makes everything better

>>34006119
It's a very accurate representation of their culture.

>>34006127
I spoiled her to high hell, so dresses lavishly when we are out. but when we are at home, she wears nothing at all and so do i. If i pop a boner, well time for a trip down to pound town

Nothing better than repeatedly impregnating a salamander so much that none of your daughters believe for even a second that the milfy fertility goddess that is their mother has so much as touched a weapon, let alone a competent fighter.

>>34004717
very cute

Does shog mom notice when I masturbate?

>>34006224
>sweater sideboob
I just discovered new frontiers thanks to you.

>>34006373
Who do you think made the onahole you're using?

>>34006373
Silly anon, she's jacking you off! You honestly thought mommy went out to buy you lube?

>>34006224
>they get cocky enough to bring it up in front of her one day
>proceed to get absolutely demolished by their mother in the ring

>>34006373
Anon, i'm trying to get rid of my mommy-son fetish, don't give me such possibilities in my head about a shog-mama

>>34006425
>"Don't underestimate the power of a monster who has taken in enough of her beloved's mana to birth so many children."

>>34006373
Shog mom IS the masturbate.

>>34006459
Why get rid of it? A momster's love is deeper than any other monster's could possibly be. She loves you not only as her future husband, but as her precious son.

>>34006402
>discreetly order an onahole because as much as you love your shog-mom her walking around the house in nothing at all 80% of the time is really getting to you
>Doesn't help you could pass her off as a modern fertility idol
>also pretty sure that's not how hot flashes work
>also also pretty sure monsters don't even have menopause
>finally arrives in a nice inconspicuous cardboard box
>shove it under your bed for that night
>Mom is kinda acting weird at dinner, but her show ended so that's probably it
>proceed innayourroom
>Box is slightly to the left of where you thought it was
>weird
>anyway
>beat your dick so hard your left leg goes numb
>Find mom in the morning completely insensate on the couch, eyes rolled up, drool everywhere.
>maybe this is part of monster menopause too

She's a bit weird, but she loves you a lot, Anon.

>>34006373
>>34006503
Shog momster story when?

>>34003745

Beware of wicked angels.

Beware of wicked angels

>>34006700
Don't care, pp hard and need a woman to breed

>>34003806
Shogs are best maid because you are encouraged to lick your bowl of soup clean

>It's her. Again.
>She's in my apartment while I'm gone for work
>I installed cameras specifically for the purpose of seeing her break into my place
>At first it was harmless, she just kind of wandered around looking for porn
>It's just been getting weirder and weirder over time
>Hiding aphrodisiacs in my food, putting her used panties in my drawer, masturbating on my bed, etc.
>This stupid succ has even called out the window to my neighbors introducing herself as my wife
>In all honesty I wouldn't even be that opposed to it, she seems honest
>That's the thing, I can't find her anywhere
>I have no earthly clue who she is
>She's always gone by the time I get home
>How do you even deal with this sort of situation?

>>34006842
leave letter that says I love you succ

>>34006503
I'm also into female-on-shota, it's also why I don't want to get into the mother-son incest kink anymore because it's degenerate

>>34006842
>Leave a heavily soiled underwear set at the deepest corner inside your washing machine.
>Come back to stuck succ.

>>34006880
If female on shota is degenerate, than so too are all the loli lovers. You're among friends.

>>34006503
but what about dad.

>>34005475
that bug is not so smol

>>34006936
Unless the DL finally won, there is no dad.

>>34005922
Just say no to tail docking

>>34006884
>Muffled sounds
>Kind of sounds like "help step anon, I'm stuck"
>Pull her out of the washer
>Soiled boxers are so far down her throat that you're surprised her gag reflex hasn't kicked in yet
>Can't tell if that glassed over expression is from ecstasy and a precursor to heart pupils or asphyxiation

Good night, and remember the wurms are the bestest girls, now to dream of my sweet Anna- Maria, my one and only

>>34006865
>come home
>find letter on coffee table
>"I love you too sweetie"
>still nowhere to be found

>>34006880
There is absolutely nothing wrong with getting drunk with your dark mage friend and then waking up as a shota the next morning.

>>34006682
Absolutely adorable kikis.

>>34006969
>Help those trousers go down where they must.
>With your dick~
>Don´t worry, if she chokes to death, it´s nothing a Lich can´t fix.

>>34007011
The thing is, where will I wake?

>>34007148
In your bed. Or, more specifically, in between her massive rack.

>>34007188
Mana is stored in the breasts

>>34007224
Looks like she doesn't have enough. I'll give her some of mine.

>>34007188
why are dark mages such pedophiles for little boys? it's wild to me...

>>34007235
Partly just threadcannon, partly other influences

>>34007148
With your face between her titties. Or possibly her butt cheeks.

Reminder that the thicker the elf the older she is as her body is preparing to be knocked up

>>34007060
>at the lich's office
>fishes up the semen covered boxers from upper-mid esophagus and stabilizes her
>lich asks you to fill out some paperwork
>tfw you don't even know her name

>>34007281
But then that would mean the Queen is...

GO GO GADGET DILDO

>>34007224
Hex Maniac is perfect MG material.

>>34007315
Dark mage, holst, kej. There are a lot of monsters Hex Maniac would fit as, and I'd make an entire harem of Hex Maniac monsters if I could.

>>34007370
>I'd make an entire harem of Hex Maniac monsters if I could.
Unfathomably based. Don't forget Oomukade and Banshee

brb, gonna go to the local meetup for dark mages and give them a piece of my mind. They've been too smug for too long with their "ara ara"s and all that. I bought this anti-magic necklace from a tanuki I met, and she was so happy that someone was standing up to them that she couldn't stop smiling. It doesn't seem that special, but I guess it's just because I don't have any magic.
Anyways, I can't wait to see the look on their face when I march up to them all and they try to cast their spells.

>>34006373
Your chair, desk, computer and tissues are shog mom. Of course she knows

>>34007294
The perfect elf queen

God Maidoll even draws pregnancy but he never drew her pregnant

>>34007243
Is she going to violate that young boy in many ways and introduce him to all sorts of pleasures that only monsters can provide?

Color should be done soon, she's even better than I imagined her in my writing. Artist is once again the wonderful: https://twitter.com/ShoogothM

>>34007443
Anon, you, me, and that dark mage all know that the answer to that question is "absolutely." But first she'll have him work as an assistant to get his body acclimated to magic. That way his body starts naturally producing large amounts of thick mana that he'll need her to help him release several times a day.

>>34007468
damn

There is nothing more romantic and hot than the forbidden love between prince anon and his secret apophis wife meeting only under the moon in the palace courtyards and sometimes being so brave as to sneak into prince anon’s chambers to consummate their love

>>34007468
always nice to put a face to a story

>>34007407
>a search party looking for the missing anon later discovered a Blair Witch styled video left by a friend who went looking for him earlier, showing him finding stick figures in the shape of voluptuous women hanging from trees and hearing erotic moaning at night
>neither have been seen since

>>34007468
Dangerously smug

>>34007468
She's a lot smaller than I imagined. Tiny Vic.

>>34007468
Very very very very nice. She's everything I could have hoped for from reading the story. You have such a way with describing and giving personalities to characters in such a short story form, and ShoogothM's amazing artwork just takes it to the next level. We're looking forward to your future work anon, as I'm sure you've made plenty of big fans like myself.

Remember to bring your Danuki to eye level when telling her you love her!

>>34007554
>that will be $20 good sir
>what do you mean you can't spare $30?

>>34007537
What? Her height was already stated in the story, she's huge.

>>34003770
Sexual harassment!

>>34007583
Look at the image. It's like she only does sit-ups and her wings shrunk in the wash! After giving her grand speech about how great she is as a dire manticore you'd think she would look the part! Vic is tiny and I could bully her by grabbing her shoulders and shaking her flimsy body back and forth until she gets dizzy.

>>34007554
I was taught something else

>>34007620
I do have to admit, she doesn't look anything like a 'dire' manticore, just a regular manticore with abs. Also her tailpussy should look way more intimidating with way more spikes.

>>34007620
Clearly, we need an anon drawn next to her for scale. Either way, I still like it

>>34007625
>that demon
uh oh.

>>34007645

>be mage apprentice anon, out foraging in the woods for magical reagents
>get ambushed by an unusually high level succ
>none of your defensive spells work on her and she easily pins you to the ground
>you can feel your mana slowly being drained away as she fucks you, taunting you all the while about how useless all your magic training was
>then you remember the spell that your master taught you
>the one spell that should give you a chance to escape before she wrings you dry
>she can tell you're trying to cast something but tells you to go ahead and try since it won't get past her magic resistance anyways
>as soon as you cum inside her, you cast True Strike
>the succ feels an odd sensation in her womb as your semen shifts and moves, as if looking for something
>then she's struck with a wave of pure pleasure as she feels your seed strike one of her eggs, then another, and another
>the combined pleasure of five simultaneous inseminations fries her brain and causes her to pass out
>you manage to free yourself from her and use the last bit of your magic to teleport home
>a few months later, there's a knock on the door
>you answer it to find that same succ now sporting a baby bump and vigorously fingering herself right there in front of you
>"There you are, stud. How could you blow my mind like that and then leave? I haven't been able to think about anything but finding you. Once I pop these cuties out, I need you to do that thing you did before and pump me full again. Okay, darling?~"

>>34007663
Oh come on. You're like those people who think a futa alternate drawing ruins the original. Just don't save the bad pictures

>>34007671
>Wings still too small
What the fuck, do people just hate giant wings or are artists just lazy? Not only are enormous wings more realistic, they're fucking sexy to boot.

>>34007671
Wow! Where do I get one of these?

>>34007479
>>34007501
>>34007528
I think she's more smug in art than she was in my writing. It's too much to be sure.
>>34007540
Thank you so much for the kind words anon, I have more on the way very soon. Yeah ShoogothM came out of nowhere and I love the artwork.
>>34007620
>>34007537
I think it's just perspective since there is no background or comparison.
>>34007645
She's getting more spikes when the color is done.

>>34007672
>stockpiling mana potions and fertility drugs
>I'm going for world record next time
What's the magic number?

>>34007671
I want to toss a hamburger in her tail mouth.

>>34007692
I don't know, but I'd love to do extensive research into the subject, with frequent testing with my monster colleagues.

>>34007672
>True Strike
Nobody believed me when I said that was one of the strongest spells to ever exist!

>>34007713
That's because nobody ever thought to use it while banging monsters. That's what it's true purpose is.

>>34007681
>people keep drawing Okuu with babby wings instead of the huge ones
I don't know what the issue is but believe me I hate it too.

>>34007681
Artists like to have smaller wings so they can show the back part of the tail and add more detail to the background. Would you want the entire background to just be wing?

>>34007737
>Would you want the entire background to just be wing?
Yes.

>>34007737
I sure as shit ain't looking at MG art for a detailed brick wall behind them.

>>34007684
Try asking the local cupid, I'm sure there are lots of girls like the one in the pic that she's looking to find husbands for.

>>34007468
:D

>>34007737
Yes, you lazy fucking hack. Observe, these are real wings.

Just a reminder, wings are supposed to be large.

Hokay, so three anons go to a restaurant. The bill is 30 bucks, so they each pay 10.
The waiter then notices they were overbilled, the real sum was 25. But the waiter is Wurmborn so he doesn't know how to divide 5 bucks to 3 people, so he gives each of them back 1 dollar and pockets the 2.
As a result all three anons paid 9 dollars. But 9x3=27. If they paid 27 and the waiter pocketed 2 dollars, that only adds up to 29 dollars.
Where did the missing one go?

Muh background

>>34007737
Yes

>>34007736
big birb needs big wings

>>34007834
Dirty nuki must have swiped it

>>34007851
The biggest

>>34007834
Tiny Dragon took it to her tiny hoard. Many such cases!

>There's no big wings tag, but there is a mini wings tag
Why booru.

>>34007882
Tiny dragon with a tiny hoard for her tiny fucking wings

Someone get this stupid gob out of my bed

>>34007834
The last two bucks are subtracted, not added.
30 - 2 - 3*1 = 25
Also the waiter should give the other two dollars back because momma Wurm didn't raise a cheater.

>>34007926
Nevermind, I'm a retard. Thanks booru.

>>34007737
In a perfect world, yes.

What, if anything, does the monster government do? Do they make sure the girls treat their husbands well? Organize husband finding raids? Collect taxes?

>>34007834
>As a result all three anons paid 9 dollars
But that’s wrong, 2 of them account for 9 and 1 did 10. The waiter must have written this question

>>34007926
>tfw scrolling past 99% of entries with monster_girl wings rating:s entered into sankaku
Winglets are an absolute pandemic, holy shit. Get me off this timeline

>>34007963
>But that’s wrong, 2 of them account for 9 and 1 did 10.
But anon, the waiter returned 1 to each, so they each went from 10 to 9.

>>34007737
Wings should be large when unfurled

I didn't know this thread was so passionate about wings. Calm down.

>>34008014
micro wing bitch

>>34007984
25 + 3 is 28, not 27. There is no missing dollar other than the 2 the wait pocketed

>>34008014
tiny wings, tiny wings, hahahahaha

>>34007930
Okay, I'll put her in my bed. I'll take any other goblins lying around that you don't need.

>>34008014
Wing hugs and great

>>34008014
winglets should just jump off a cliff, at least then for a few pitiful seconds of their life they'll know what it's like to fly

>>34008029
But anon 30-3 is 27

>>34008047
Don’t forget your son stole $2

>all this talk about wing size
>my wife is from a species that usually has wings, but she doesn't because they get in the way and don't look good on her

>>34008056
god I hope she voluntarily had em removed
forced wing amputations are a serious crime

>>34008051
So we're down to 25 and the bill is paid in full. Like they say in France, all is omelette du fromage.

>>34008065
No, she just naturally doesn't have wings.

>>34008075
ah. hope she snuggles well

So what happens to woman with scars after monsterizing? Especially if this is like some badass warrior fighter hero of a woman with scars to show off?

>>34008066
And no missing $1

Are there any 3D models anywhere?

>>34008086
She's a big girl, so she snuggles like this.

>>34008056
Pathetic.

>>34008090
Scars good!

>>34008090
Part of me wants wounds to be healed after monsterization, but another part of me likes the idea of a battle-hardened warrior monster missing an arm.

>>34008090
Scars stay, but can be hidden with magic.

>A cute couple are walking down the street, dressed in their winter finery
>The husband fluffs his scarf around his neck more, to try and get a wind barrier, shivering as he does so
>The wife, a manticore pulls him close and wraps a wing around him
>He looks down at it, barely covering his chest and offers her a weak but disappointed smile, while he pulls his coat tighter around him self
>A woman chuckles from behind and another couple passes them by, a gryphon with immense feathered wings, it's almost hard to spot her husband hidden within, looking smug and comfy in her fluffy embrace, her wing covering him from nearly neck to ankle
>scene ends
>"Don't let this happen to you. Order your vial of ReFlyance™ today, and see your relationship soar!"

>>34008024
>>34008036
>>34008044
Please don't bully monster girls with small wings, they still deserve your love!

>>34008180
I don't know why you posted a picture of a girl without any wings for this message.

>>34008190
They are there, look by the tail.

>all this talk about wing size
>my wife is from a species that usually doesn't have wings, but she has them because they're just so functional and look amazing on her

WINGLETS

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

>>34008219
Yes we get it Emperor Karl Franz. You like Griffons and "Griffons good" because you say so.

>>34008170
nice

>>34008195
Sorry anon, I can't see anything. Wait, let me go and get my magnifying glass.

>>34008232
You're just mad your girl got mogged by a big titty, big winged griffon lmao

>>34004483
Kiki maid howling sounds incredibly cute and adorable regardless of context

>>34008232
>Griffon is as regal as Karl Franz because she is his mount
>Meanwhile, the elves use dragons as mounts
>Elf raised dragons
MAXIMUM HAUGHTINESS

>>34008343
Boa Hancock poses galore!

>entire thread was full of big winged girls loving bros this entire time
Peace, at last.

>>34008371
>candlelit supper with a dragon
I ain't got the manners for this level of fancy Mrs. Bucket

>>34008401
Remember Anon, pinky up!

>"And I am going to keep you like this until you explain what you are doing in my territory"
>Anything you try to say is too muffled to be understood
And so another hero is lost to the monster threat

>>34007847
Griffons have the best wings
Well, they have the best everything, but wings in particular
And also the way theit hair matches the color scheme of wings is cool and pretty

The slave I bought from those desert traders is looking pretty weird. Is this normal?

>>34008565
I have no idea what species she is, consult a naturalist

>Your bicorn teacher starts taking an interest in you
>So for sex-ed she makes you write a report about having a harem and why it's good to have one
just don't want in on her "grading" it, she's going to be very "busy".

>>34008090
they stay

>>34008090
Scars on combat monster girls are sexy as all hell.

Anon took his necromancy skills too far and now the big tiddy mommy of the mist won't stop following him

>tfw no canadian tomboy yeti gf

>>34008821
Don't be silly, Canadian doesn't exist. Yetis can't come from there.

I wonder how much actual schoolwork would get done in a MGE school.

>>34009020
It'd be like Cromartie High

>>34009020
one hour of the most efficient studying known to man to make time for 7 hours of hijinks and lewd

>>34003916
I bet an imp would say peanus weenus unironically.

>>34003916
This is the only imp for me

Sharp teeth are amazing

>>34009378
I just saw her as a an adorable loli

>>34009378
I am a big fan of danger blowjobs

>>34009378
>>34009400
Here we are!

>>34003806
I'm going to pat the whole house and call it a good girl.

>>34007834
Wow that's some big maths! What a smart little girl!

>>34006127
being the biggest mino of all time, my wife wears spats and a tank top.

>>34007224
mana is actually stored in the balls
men cannot use it for magic and women must sleep with men to recharge

I really like the profile dragon, I wanna be a part of her hoard
I also want her to sit on my face, but that comes with the territory

>>34009461
She actually is quite adorable
And also big

>>34009649
Pictured here with a human-sized Mermaid

>>34009662
That's an awful lot of sexy shark.

>>34004152
"moooooom... Dad's being weird again and keeps trying to touch my tail"

>>34005065
>>34005262
>>34005308

>>34009714
Oda likes big sexy sharks. I think Praline's even bigger.

>>34009963
Oda is a firm believer in shark mermaid supermacy.

>>34010014
>>34009963
Oi, oi.

>>34006016
The Snuggle Shack comes with a queen size bed and an oversized fur blanket, just bundle up in bed with the blanket and your free Yeti wife will come to you

Big wings - big boner
Small wings - small boner

I'm gonna make some beef bacon.
If the Hellhounds come a knocking I'm letting all of them in.

>>34010153
What if a chesh comes knocking

>>34010070
This looks like something you'd see in Made in Abyss

>>34010167
Everyone can come in if they want.
Wurm can come too, but only if she knocks on the ground before erupting from the earth.
It is impolite to intrude.

>>34010138
and big maracas - big fun
>>34010040
Sharks > onis

>>34004261
That a flexible looking fox...

Good morning, I dreamt of my wurmy. It was fun

>>34009889
>Ahhh, that reminds me of when me and your dad were young...

>>34011028
>Ahhh, that reminds me of when your dad was young...

I NEED WURMS IN MY LIFE!!!

>>34011150
God damned tricksters

>>34010835
What is that wurm in the pic holding? A severed head?

>>34011295
thats a sloppy-joe, you numpty

>Daily Stormer style Opinionated "news" articles in the MGE world.

>>34011394
I want make one, any ideas for one?

>>34008090
Probably keep them.
Scars just make warrior girls hotter.

>>34011433
something something rape culture isn't real

>>34011576
Rape culture is real and that's a good thing

>>34011576
I mean, it isn't even in the real world.

>>34012407
Manticute.

>>34012407
Think I could kiss the tummy fast enough to dodge the tailpussy?

>>34012407
>>34012725
Manticore is a cutie patootie.
>>34012760
You wouldn't want to dodge it.

>>34010070
>yeti starts heavy breathing when she sees a single guy enter the shack
I wonder how disappointed they are when couples rent the shack

>>34006541
The only problem to this story is that anon managed to notice that the box was moved. Shog maids pay attention to detail. Box will be perfectly in the same place

>>34006988
leave another letter that says "Date? Mamonobucks coffee, 9AM, Saturday"

>>34003745

>>34007295
Gremlin's a cute

>>34012803
annoying your manticore is important for those tight, restraining hugs and having her claws sink in just a little bit deeper.

>been spotting for a red oni at the gym
>insists that I cum all over her abs every time she gets a new personal best
>every time she lifts it's a new personal best
>she used to just be happy with me jacking off and spurting on them, now she wants me to rub them in the chiseled creases between the abs
>basically after lifting it becomes a sweaty heavy petting session right in the middle of the weight room
>the other minos/onis now blush when we walk into the weight room, the greenworm volunteer weights won't look in our direction

>>34012930
>she goes to the wrong mamonobucks
eventually they're going to have to write up an essay to communicate fully with each other, why is succ even doing this in the first place?

>he mentioned he likes older foxes within earshot

>>34013117
I like foxes in business suits

>>34013117
Be careful, there's paparazzi behind you!

>>34007473
Devious dark mage forcing poor small anon to test out all the new potions she brewed. Weirdly, the potions all seem to be pink-colored

A deredere shrine maiden dedicated to her job would be a very nice wife.
I'm thinking shirohebi for that.

>>34013117
I like older squirrels and older oni

>>34013207
is her job making little shrine maidens?

Waifufags, how did you find out your waifu's species? I'm stuck between choosing two species and none of the regular sorters help because I love them equally.

>>34013235
>argument between hebi and her husband
>hebi insists that their daughter take up the family tradition of shrine maiden work
>husband declares that his little girl is going to college

>>34013117
Going to make those foxes feel young again with a few children.

>>34013235
no, it's keeping the shrine running and guiding people through their troubles in life and death. Of course, we do have to get around to making the next generation eventually.

>>34013356
I dunno. I just looked at her and that was it.

>>34013117
Ara ara foxers are built for making huge families with. Gotta love em

>>34013356
well, for me I like stupid girls more, so I chose wurm. Just chose what traits you like more between the two and go with that

>>34013371
>mommy my friend's mom next door says you have crow's feet? What is that?
>mature fox freezes in place
>doesn't unfreeze until husband comes home and carries her to the bedroom

>>34013372
I was never all that sure what they actually do. Seems like mostly sweeping.

>>34013356
i like reptiles and arthropods, simple as
if youre having trouble deciding one or the other, get both or get a chimera

>>34007700
I don't think food goes into tailpussy

>>34013356
Next time there's a roll your own story in the thread cheat and just pick the 2 girls in question. Make 2 greentexts, and whichever one is more fun to make is the winner.

>>34013356
KC eventually released a profile that leaped out at me the moment I read it. Everything about her was perfect for me and I knew she was the one right then and there.
But even I have a few girls who are still really close seconds, so if you have trouble choosing just swallow your pride and become a haremfag.

>>34007281
Okay.

>>34013413
Crow's feet means that they're ripe for breeding!

>>34007834
Cash Register/Wurm/A1/A2/A3=Total
>Men walk into restaurant
0/0/10/10/10=30
>Men pay for food
0/30/0/0/0=30
>Wurm finds mistake
25/5/0/0/0=30
>Wurm gives back 1 each, pocketing 2
25/2/1/1/1=30

Guys I just got back from a checkup at the Grelia Sabbath and I got some bad news. My health is fine but I seem to have a rare genetic condition that will make my penis explode if it enters a non-loli pussy. Were any of you diagnosed with this condition and how have you coped?

>>34013448
I've only discovered my wife's profile a few years after KC released it

>>34008401
Does she pronounce it “Bouquet”?

>>34013551
I understood that reference! Pic related is a female Onslow

>>34004156
>Make it all the way to challenge a powerful lieutenant of the DL
>It's but a humble holst
>Still defeats you easily
>Wake up to being cradled in her lap with her tit shoved into your mouth

>>34013446
I'll try that.
>>34013448
I've read both profiles many times and they are equally appealing
>Species 1 was the first profile I read when I was getting into MGE, and I would always return to them after getting fixated on a different species
>Species 2 fulfills a long time fantasy of mine, and I enjoyed monsters similar to them even before I got into MGE
>While it is possible for Species 1 to fulfill the fantasy of Species 2, I don't really know how it would work or if changing the profile that much would ruin it

>>34013607
She's but a single monster from the Secret Cow Level

>>34003745

>>34008190
She's a late-bloomer. Feed her your mana if you want to speed up the process

>>34013607
Sounds like a good end to me. A powerful cow knight as a wife would be very nice!

>>34013422
yeah I think they do sweeping and prepadeing the charms and decorations and stuff for events and festivalzls. As well as cleaning out the donation box and performing rituals.

>>34013618
Sounds to me like species 2 is the clear winner here, but you should think it over.

>>34008170
If wurm buys potion, can wurm fly?

>>34011394
>even bringing that up
>that shitty /monster/ image
faggot
>>34011433
double faggot

>>34008501
Griffons make the best hugs. Imagine her talons, wings, legs and tail all wrapped up on you. Very snug!

>>34013607
>make it to commander
>it's a little greenworm
>incapacitated before you can even process
>wake up in dungeon

>>34013685
She cannot handle that potion, traveller. Its too strong for her

>>34013674
Yeah it does at first, but I've been asking myself if the reason why I liked monsters like Species 2 so much was because monsters with the main feature of Species 1 were so different in everything else that I didn't like them. I wish I could just talk to one member of each species and figure it out that way, but portals don't look like they're coming anytime soon.

>>34013607
>"Oh but miss Holstaur, you were my target from the beginning."

Help,how do you recruit more than 1 valkyrie on your party?

>>34013661
>Bovine Barbarians
>Milk Mages
>Cow Clerics
Holstaurs are very versatile combat wives once they stop grazing and get training!

>>34013607
this is a very small sword.

>>34013832
Of course, the sword is just a distraction for the real weapons. Getting hit in the head by that oppai is a confirmed 1-hit knockout!

>>34013523
No, because I don't trust Sabbath doctors. They can secretly prescribe me weird medicines without me knowing their side-effects

>>34013451
Big nelf milkers

Shut the fuck up boyim and let me do body shots on you

>>34013735
The dungeon is just her cocoon realm and is hers to control freely

>>34013451
those are some dumb ears

>>34013745
But wurms also very strong!

>>34013726
Yes, sounds comfy as fuck

>>34013523
Told them that I will just go to the doctor again if it actually ends up exploding. They've been sending the same witch to do house check-ups on me daily ever since. The witch always ends up turning red as a beet and breathing heavily during check-ups, I wonder why they're sending her if she's so embarrassed about doing it.

>Anon runs into a elf scouting party

>>34013661
>Demon commander from a border fortress visits
>During the war council Cow wife starts shifting in her seat and looking uncomfortable
>Excuses herself and asks for her husband to come in
>Demon and her lieutenants are confused as a young man comes in and sets a bucket down
>Undoes the holst's blouse and begins kneading her breasts
>Cowmmander apologizes and the meeting continues in between her little groans, moos, and the sounds of liquid hitting metal permeating the room
>Demon Commander stays for a few more days and then goes home but not before she and her lieutenants bought out half the castles stock of holstaur milk for their own fortress

>>34013356
When her profile was released I just new she was the one for me. She was everything I wanted.

>>34014097
God why are Holsts so good

>>34003745

>>34013356
>Lamia
>Exotic colors (nobody made recolors because she is hard to do i guess?)
>Sucker for RPGs and hero rescuing the princess cliches
>my headcanon is that echidnas are completionists and keep spreadsheets around,trying to birth all the species at least once and maybe some shinies
>impregnation fetish,which is my favorite one
it just works!