/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I want to surprise Shoggy with a big kiss on the lips out of the blue

Impregnate the dragon

I love my strong wife!

>>33990064
Your strong "wife" is a dude with tits. No fuckin' hips even!

What does it feel to be carried by an Amazoness?

>>33990081
How cunning

>>33990085
It feels rather comfy until she places you on the altar in the middle of the village

>>33990062
Collar the dragon first!

>>33990080
I have a thing for more androgynous women

No! I must WORK! I didn't get a full thousand yesterday, I need to keep up my quota!

Asking Oni to spot You at the gym equals to marriage proposal in their culture.

>>33990136
My words were meant for my silly meido up top>>33990049

Blowout soon fellow Stalker.

>>33990264
3.6 roentgen

>>33990049
I bet my shog maid would be really happy I work from home now.
Now I never have to leave her.

>>33990141
What about telling an Oni you don't need her to when she offers?

Monster Girl Encyclopedia is reclining

>being the servant/familiar/mana bag a rich and powerful, but lazy dark mage
Sounds comfy as fuck.

>Be some kind of important person
>Numerous threats against your life
>Have a Hellhound bodyguard
>She insists on being your big spoon in bed
>"If somebody shoots through the window my tough body will be able to block the shots for you, it's a totally sound strategy!"

I've changed my mind. Do not consider minotaurs if you are not already an appreciator of beef.
They are all for me and the other tasteful anons.

An adventuring party of a few dozen anons, getting picked off one by one as we encounter minos, that's the way to go.

>>33990611
>the occasional suspiciously satisfied noises are to ward the baddies off!
>I have to feed you, there may be poison in your food!
>come sit on my lap, we can't risk the chair being a doppelganger assassin!

>>33990385
That's breaking gym culture, it's even worse than not wiping the bench after Yourself.
>>33990264
When?

>>33990611
>>33990647
smarthound

>>33990678
What if I'm just an alpha who doesn't need a spotter and I'm so alpha that germs, out of respect, don't hang on my body so my sweat actually just flushes the bench of bad stuff?

>>33990734
If You're really so alpha, then Your testosterone will take over once You see a muscular, BEEG, 8ft Oni and You'll find Yourself breeding her in the showers 5 minutes later.

>>33990122
>>>androgynous

>marry your bicorn friend, her manticore sister, and the kiki maid she hired a week before the wedding
>go on the honeymoon
>a dragon who is older than human civilization starts awkwardly flirting with you

>Order State TV

>>33990968
But using Aisha's milk though...

I wanna become a snake's house husband.

>>33991091
Hope you like spending the rest of your life coiled up and sucking on her tits for nourishment.

I want to go to a titty bar

>>33991181
Ehh, I'm sure she'll bring stuff home for me to fix to eat. I'm a good cook

I can finally go outside without my heavy jacket
bring on the heat!

>>33991230
Uh huh. Yeah you are not leaving her coils buddy.

>>33991263
Well, either way. I'd be happy as long as I get to lap up her tongue, pussy, and cloaca as well

>>33991236
It's been too hot for a jacket for weeks, I hate this. It was +3 Celsius today, absolutely unbearable.

Consider snake hips

Remember Anon, I. the friendly local order paladin wants you to remain vigilant against the monster threat. It's a good thing those monster's cant disguise themselves, or else they might have infiltrated our society without us knowing. To think that there could be monsters living around us, in this very room, without our knowledge... truly terrifying. But thankfully that isn't the case. Anyways, I got to get going, stay safe Anon, and good luck with that girl sitting at the table in the corner trying to get your attention!

Do you think mamono like it if they come home to find hubby cooking dinner wearing nothing but an apron?

>>33991474
there was that pic of a kiki holding a gun

hot dog

>>33991474
im always cooking

Cockatrices should be scarier considering how diabolically deadly the creature they're based on is

>>33991497

>>33991592
Don't dead open inside

>>33991497
>Run up a nice cool bath
>Hellhound wife gets in with you
>Instant sauna

>>33990678
Now

>>33991649
Sauna is good

good morning, I dreamt of wurmy. It was good

I wish to penetrate both the heart and the vagina of the ogre that keeps guard of that swamp with the big crab girls. She is a big girl but I wish to spoil her. how should I go about it?

>>33991971
Take a cart full of meat, and just start grilling nearby.
She'll be bound to come out.
Granted, you'll proably get raped as to satisfy all her appetites, but she'll quickly come to realise what you were doing.

>>33991579
I think the art is what ruins them honestly
Make them bigger, more akin to a Chimera/ Manticore but with Dragon and chicken parts, and she'd make a great monster, i think the monster fits more the hybrid type rather than the harpy type

>>33992080
Ogres have layers, all of which are rape. They're fairly easy to mere, though.

>>33992218
Ogres respect honesty, so your best bet is to just go up and tell her you ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.

>>33991474
I'm not too driven imagining it, but nothing-but-an-apron on a man sounds awkward.

>>33992249
how pissed would they get in general when portals open that they get so many sherk jokes, and pickup lines

>>33992297
Whatever gets them some hubby dick, I guess.

What's the best species for an ass lover?

>>33992485
kakuen

>>33991474
Happy

when the portals open, what species of monster girl would get memed on hard

>>33992517
Return to monke.

>>33990347
>not wearing shogsuit to work like a nightgaunt

>>33992485
Dragons, because they're BIG DUMB LAZY IDIOTS that do nothing but sleep on a bunch of gold all day.

>>33992610
>rear boobs
never thought I'd have to say it but
MASSIVE MONKEY MOMMY MILKERS

>>33990611
That doesn't make sense, the guy should be hiding behind her at night. So he should be the big spoon

>>33991374
I'm gonna cast a disillusionment spell just to be safe. That way, I can immediately escape if a monster's disguise gets revealed!

>>33992715
But that leaves you open to backstabs!

>>33992900
Then he needs a second guard

>>33992485
Pharaohs are S-tier for everything waist down.

>>33992485
Trolls are a good choice

>>33993078
>>33992610
>>33992517
>>33992959
ALL THIS ASS POSTING MAKESME WANT TO EAT A MONSTER GIRLS ASS AS SHE GRINDS HER FAT ASS AGAINST MY FACE AS SHE BERATES ME FOR BEING SUCH A PERV

What monster girls would be improved if they had autism?

need more corruption
what would be good ideas for corruption

>>33992637

>>33990678
>breaking gym culture
mgc gym culture is bullshit though, I'm supposed to have an edging machine and when the monster I spot for hits a new personal best I'm supposed to cum all over her abs as a reward? what kind of a rule is that?

>>33993207
Too big, go back to /d/.

>>33993365
Priscilla is welcome here.

>>33993171
I wouldn't go as far as to say it's an improvement, but a Demon that's well-versed in law but also a socially inept sperg would be cute. Autist Kej would be cool too.

>>33993171
some already come with that preinstalled like the wurm and Bunyip

>>33993365
There's something interesting about this "I don't like this, so you should leave" mindset
It just seems fundamentally fallacious

This is my dragon wife. There are many like her, but this one is mine.

I think CC mamono are like fine wines.
The longer you let them be virgins, the more christmases that pass, the more delicious they can be.

>>33993462
yes, they are for is anons with a little more, how should I say this, class than most

>>33993453
Smug coffee shop girl.

>>33993207
Cute feet.

>>33993490
Naturally, all mamono are to be loved, but it takes anons of a particularly refined taste to appreciate a christmas cake especially those of the autistic variety.

>>33993462
>I think CC mamono are like fine wines.
No, they are cheese
stinky cheese

>>33993540
See here, anon, you can have your run of the mill, mild cheese. It is lovely and is to be eaten, but mature cheese is where the flavour is truly at.

>>33992218
Do Ogres mellow out after they get a husband?
I like big green girls but i'm not crazy about the savage barbarian side

CC foxes are the best foxes

>>33993308
>tfw no cassio gf

>>33993453
What is she so smug about?

>>33993715
She's a dragon, what other reason does one need?

>>33992218
Says you

>>33993185
/fit/ girl slowly becoming a chubby glutton greenworm from the incubus dickings who hates the idea of getting fat but can't resist the dick

>>33993772
get /fit/ then you can mere most monster girls

>>33993813
That's now how it works

>>33993771
I bet she can't sleep in the winter without a personal heater! Dragons are lame and have no right to be inherently smug!

>>33993793
>ruining fitness with anything other than pregnancy
You I don't like

>>33993823
She is a heater!

>>33993710
She's too toxic

>>33993820
remember being nude and covered in oil is your friend when you want to wrestle any monster girl into a mating press

>>33993820
not*

>>33993891
>anon goes out naked, to MERE some mamono with his new gainz
>covers himself in oil to ensure victory, no mamono can hold him down now
>feels a little different than usual, less like oil and more like...
>slime

>>33990555
Mooching off a lolibaba vampire with said dark mage and her demon familiar.

New profile never ever. Someone in touch with KC really should give him a hint that managing a following like that is not a good idea strategically-speaking.

>>33993771
Dragons are just lizards there's nothing to be smug about

>>33993989
that's why you don't buy from danukis

>>33994003
I have a good feeling about January 2022

The businesswoman Danuki that keeps coming into the coffeeshop every morning has been ramping up the flirting over the past week. She handed me her card and it turns out she's the CFO of Danuku Co. Ltd. How do I break it to her that I know absolutely nothing about finance or economics and would probably just weigh her down?

>>33994130
What makes you think she wants to hire you?

>>33994130
heart eyes, aheago

>>33994130
You don't need to know anything about business to make her coffee.

>>33994130
>How do I break it to her that I know absolutely nothing about finance or economics and would probably just weigh her down?
Easy, just tell her you are holding MamonoStop stocks and that you believe they are going to be worth millions

>>33994161
>coffee in naked apron is what I need boyim

>>33994130
I have a weakness to monstergirls in business suits

>>33994200
One cup of coffee wearing a small apron coming up.

>>33994192
>she starts asking him about his investing portfolio
>using lingo that's going over his head
>remembers only the things his shitposter friendw online said
>"uhhh I'm uhhh buying corns"

>>33994203
They have a unique appeal.

>>33994267
>She asks him about his 401k
>He responds by saying that he's not into painting little man figurines

>>33994156
Why else woulf she hand me her business card with her personal phone number on it and constantly be mentioning how she loves a man that knows how to hustle. She even mentioned how my penmanship when I wrote her name on the coffee cup made her "start to feel a certain way", which I can only imagine means she wants me to fill out paperwork for her.

>>33994267
it's not like nukis are any better at predicting the market anyway. In this day and age, it's more like a random number generator than an actual science

>>33994203
Especially BIG girls with suits that look ready to burst.

>>33994278
Yes, they do, even if I'm unable to actually explain it

>>33994130
>>33994156
>>33994161
>>33994192
>>33994203
>>33994267
>>33994310

>>33994548
Remember to take in the janitor kiki that keeps your desk clean at work, so she doesn't end up becoming a bitter CC businesswoman.

>>33990049

>>33994556
Oh no, that Tanuki has been swept of her feet!

>>33994556
She was prepared for a dense Anon, but not for a smooth Anon.

>>33994826
I don't know why but I feel some alp vibes
would clap anyway

>>33994887
What about dense and smooth anon

>>33994772
>CC businesswoman kiki
But that's really hot

Breed hellhounds

>>33995062
I would but I am mge's top wurm breeder, so I can't

>>33994772
If I take her in will she still become a strict businesswoman but without the bitter part?

>>33995062
Seed and feed hellhounds

>>33993185
>human woman pissing off a mucus toad only to get kissed by one
>eventually said woman turns into another mucus toad
pretty sure it's mentioned in her profile too

>>33994957
No monster is ready for a man who's oblivious to her advances yet says all the right things to get her more excited.
>>33995014
Sure, but it makes her more frustrated if you're not her higher-up. She's really conflicted when she finds her secretary cute.

>>33994267
Gold digger MGs would be wonderful.

>>33990049

>>33994556
>the nuki kyaaaa~s and skitters out of the coffeeshop
>the next day at work, the typically strict and crass nuki CFO is mellowed out and daydreaming
>doodling little hearts on her desk notepad and giggling to herself
>her secretary is concerned that she's got a loose screw or something

>>33990080
Your eternal butthurt about his waifu is amusing if nothing else.

>>33995346
Sex? What's that? Well whatever it is, I'm sure any guy would love to do it with a beautiful girl like you!

>>33990080
>he doesn't like tomboys

>>33995497
its no wonder you would get insulted, your wife is a literal boy with a vagina

>>33995391
>Anon has a large vault to store his treasures
>[excited Mimic noises]
>[excited Creeping coin noises]

>>33995432
Kappa is cute

>>33995346
>She's really conflicted when she finds her secretary cute.
This is exactly why business kiki is so sexy

>>33995497
>>33995582
I think it's the same guy who whines about "BEEG" being overused, despite it being used perhaps twice per thread novadays.
Also - don't listen to him Anon, Your waifu is really pretty, there's nothing gay about liking healthy girls.

>>33990049

>>33995675
kappas will extract spirit balls from your asshole.

>>33995719
It's a labor of love

Monsters are adorable gag sluts.

>>33995711
>The bicorn when she finally gets to have sex with her husband during the group sex

>>33995841
But who's the best besides Kobolds

>>33995841
Agreeable sentiment.

>>33995864
>bicorn typically relegated to eating the creampies out of the other girls while getting teased
>becomes a mess who is still can't walk and is quivering a week later after getting the dick

>>33995883
Ghouls. Ghouls can take inhumanly massive gags.

>>33995883
Ghouls.

>>33995960
It's all fun and games until they get tired of it and bite through the ball gag.

>>33996009
The would just slip the tongue around it and get to work

>Had a wet dream about a dragon maid
What could it mean?

>>33996103
Portals soon

>>33996103
you want to be spoiled by a dragon, clearly

>>33996009
Put a big panelgag with a mold of your enormous penis for her tongue to play with.

>>33991202
That's just a regular bar with monstergirls

>>33996103
You're not masturbating enough

>>33996149
Don't bully me anon, my heart can only break so many times

>>33996302
I actually once managed to hold in a wet dream subconsciously. If anything I deserve to take over as the new DL for that feat

>>33995943
Imagine how exited she'd be if you told her she's the one getting creampied tonight.

>>33992959
>Still no pharaoh derrière art a pharrière if you will
Reeeeeeeee

>>33993413
It's moreso a notable autist who lurks these threads who spams giantess, furry, technophilia and pickles because he hates these threads for some unfathomable reason. Lurk more

You wouldn't deny a P'Orc like this, would you?

>>33996460
after doing some draws, that request might get done so any ideas will be appericated

>>33996552
There's something interesting about this "If you don't agree with me then you must be uninformed" mindset

>>33995346
>Sure, but it makes her more frustrated if you're not her higher-up. She's really conflicted when she finds her secretary cute.
What's there to be confliced about

>>33996552
Priscilla is fine.

>>33996564
The fallacy is thinking that it's up to the human. It's up the monster whether or not it gets creampied.

>>33990049
Why does that pillow have veins on it?

>>33990049

>>33996103
Maybe you're excited for the show's new season?
On a similar note, I had a dream about having a BEEG Holstaur make me drink ALL of her milk. I wish I didn't wake up.

No, I don't want to be corrupted by a dark elf! I want to be pure as the color white!

>>33996821
>last words of an anon mindbroken by a group of donk elves

>>33996821
just tie her up lol

>>33996887
le donk was too strong for pure anon

>>33996460
I'm starting to suspect the Pharaoh vs Apophis rivalry is all for show. I bet the venom thing is just an excuse for the pharaoh to take a vacation.

If I go drinking with the office dark elf, will she be nice enough to carry me home if I end up drinking to much?

The biggest problem with werewolves are that they turn back into a human.

>>33994901
They do have the programmer socks

>>33996956
She'll even strip you out of your clothes and tuck you in!

>>33995709
>I think it's the same guy who whines about "BEEG" being overused
Not the guy you're talking to and one of those posters that was me btw. Also don't pretend it wasn't being posted 20 times a thread at one point

Dominant bicorn mistress who keeps the harem in check making them eat creampies out of her pussy>Submissive cuckcorn who hasn't gotten a creampie in so long it would be considered abuse if she wasn't into it

>>33997075
How sweet of her!

>>33996976
Pick one
>werewolf that turns into a human girl on a full moon (and doesn't want to fuck you)
>werewolf that turns into an actual female wolf (and DOES want to fuck you)

>>33996585
Have a pharaoh showing an archaeologist her ass at an undead lingerie boutique and asking him if what she's trying on fits

>>33997114
...is the wolf sentient?

Everybody talks about ancient evils, but what about ancient goods? Those angels need some love too!

>>33996793
Never watched that show. The dragon design triggered me

>>33997114
GO TO HELL ZOOFUCKER
SHANGHAI HONG KONG EGG FU YUNG
FORTUNE COOKIE ALWAYS WRONG

>>33997114
Wolf, easy.

>>33997143
nice after I get done with the penny wight, I'll do that

>>33997164
Then I've got no idea. Maybe you didn't watch the show, but the concept got stuck in your head somehow.

>>33997158
Why would an ancient good be sealed?

>>33997180
>concept got stuck in your head somehow.
Oh it was definitely from this thread. It's strange though as I do like dragons but dragon maids are meh

>>33996954
>Pharaoh is too tsun tsun to tell her Consort she wants him to pump a full new Dynasty into her womb.
>She sends a Peregrine Falcon to her friend.
>"I got ya senpai."
>Next day, Consort can´t find hair nor hide of his mistress.
>Until nighttime, when he retires to his quarters, and finds herbound to an Apophis that has been biting her and edging her all day.
>"Anon, please save me, Anon~"
>Dynasty Foundation Commences
>The Consort is cute, so Grape Snake takes her payment right there too.
>Pharaoh will be mad about this, but she and Apophis are great friends, and this porovides her an alibi every time Court Session is skipped for an Impregnation Session.

>>33997192
Balance. Not the traditional kind of sealing, but the gods will suppress their power so everything doesn't get thrown out of whack.

>>33997158
nah, good people arent very interesting, always go for ancient evil

>>33997192
she's into it

>>33997114
Er...
Like a werewolf or a regular wolf
Myabe to a werewolf but no to a regular dog.

>>33997241
Secretly kinky ancient goods sounds really hot.

>>33997192
To come back when the world needed her most. Or she was turning into an ancient evil but didn't realize it so she got tricked and sealed

>>33997224
>Consort not already pumping new dynasty into pharaoh's womb
It's his one job and you're telling me he's not doing it

>>33997175
Sounds sweet dude

>>33997169
I'd choose the human girl, if you are a dogfucker that's up to you

>>33993185
Dominant shoggoth trains and transforms a human girl over the course of multiple days/weeks.

>>33997282
>Anubis stuck between getting filled up by the guy or getting yelled at by the Pharaoh because she's taking all his cum from her

>>33997236
That is true, the bad guys are always cooler than the good guys. Also evil vs evil is a great combo however so is good guys turning evil. Maybe the ancient good is a heroine who defeated a previous Demon Lord but sealed herself away after their influence began to turn her into a monster and then when the current DL rolled around she monsterized in her sleep. Be funny if as she was from a previous era her sense of morality was completely skewed like most mythological heroes so she basically acts like a monster anyways when she takes the man who woke her but thinks she's completely in the right in doing so

>>33993995
Glorious
She should also sit on my face

>>33997282
Union of Consorts has decreed Pharaohs cannot use God Voice to order Consorts to perform Strenuous Activities that take a day or more to finish on the spot before making sure Consort is well fed and hydrated.

>>33997411
Being a consort is too much work. Rather just retire to a hacienda and farm fruit

>>33997428
what, you weak?

>>33997382
She can just conspire with him and pretend she got surprised sexed.

>>33997114
The second, but only if I get to turn into a wolf too

>>33997428
Farming? Really? A man of your talents? You could be in the lap of luxury making the ruler of the land cry out your name in pleasure and you chose fruit instead? Good choice

>>33997529
think of how much the Pharoah would be seething to hear she was dubbed for some fruit

>>33997492
Okay
>Usurp pharaoh
>Declare myself king
>Conquer everything and raise massive monuments to my queen who was THE queen but is now wife of the king queen
>Give everything to oldest daughter when she turns 18
>Retire to hacienda and farm fruit with wife
There
>>33997529
Fruit in the desert is a very risky but also rewarding business. They don't know it's all 5d chess to regreen the desert and create a fertile kingdom for the pharaoh to ruleand grow more fruit

I wanna poke a Kobold in the mouth.

>>33993185
>Veteran monster slayer decides to take on a new Wight Queen before she can set up an undead kingdom
>Queen manages to escape, but not without losing a limb and getting a nasty cut on her face
>The Wight's blood that got on to the skin of the monster slayer cursed her, she only has one year to finish the job before she monsterizes
>Just in case, the slayer takes on an apprentice to pass on her knowledge if she fails
>Final week of the curse, she decides to go and fight the Wight Queen again
>After an argument (a lot of "this is personal" and "I want to be there to make sure you don't get hurt" back and forth), the apprentice eventually gets to come with her
>Slayer and apprentice enter the main chamber and see the Wight Queen sitting on her throne
>Her limb has grown back, but she still has the scar on her face (turns out her hubby liked it)
>Without getting out of her seat, the Wight Queen waves her hand and the monsterization completes instantly
>Zombified slayer attacks apprentice who hesitates to hurt his former master
>Wight looks on with a satisfied face as he gets dragged off by his new wife
>Story ends with the slayer becoming a wight herself, and serving with her husband as the Wight Queen's guards
Combine a couple of scenes where the slayer has urges from the curse and I think it would be pretty good.

I like to imagine that MGE's Order is like WoW's Scarlet Crusade in the way that while the low level goons genuinely believe in the cause the actual supreme commander is a high ranking Demon/Doppleganger in disguise sending soldiers in "suicide" missions against monsterdom to get monsters in the targeted area fresh husbands under the pretense of heroic sacrifice

>>33997641
Maybe add in some bonding scenes where they fight together (if you don't want them to attack monster girls, have them hunt demon beasts for practice), spar with each other to teach new skills, and talks after they're done training for the day.

How now muscle cow

>>33997410
Later.

>>33997733
I'm going to wrestle musclecow, even if I have no chance at winning!

>[current year]
>he doesn't want to be level drained

>>33997733
I'm going to ask musclecow to come over for dinner!

>>33997733
i need my lucky lube for this time, for I am going all out so I can breed this grade a piece of beef

>>33997774
not everyone is low-t, anon

>>33997799
>anon gets his lucky lube ready to go
>sees warm extremely wet pussy in full breeding mode
>spaghetti over whether he should still lube up

>>33997774
Can't go negative.

>>33997774
I kinda want to be level drained, but as soon as I see the glow I'll probably think of Succubus Prison and immediately nope out.

best way to get mino gf?

>>33997774
I've considered it, but every piece of level drain art I've seen always comes with extra shit with it that I hate. Pass.

>>33997872
Work at a corn maze for a bit, then go help the mino that goes in when they get lost.

>>33997872
Minos spend a lot of time napping.
So find one asleep, then snuggle underneath her.
When she wakes up you will be her property and the two of you will be happy.

>>33996460
Pharaoh and Apophis being childhood friends or siblings sounds very cute

Monstergirl governments banning DNA paternity tests for no particular reason at all!

I like the idea that vampires can occasionally have dhampirs even after their husband incubizes and that dhampirs can have vampire babies too. Same with unicorns being able to have bicorn daughters and bicorns giving birth to unicorns and vice versa

>>33997872
Go to Greece.

Do Cheshire cats like dogs?

>>33997735
>Dark mage mistress
>hungry sex demon familiar
I am gonna need those potions to survive.

>>33997965
>hungry sex
That sounds more like a greenworm thing.

Dude, who wanted penny knight wight. Do you want long hair or short hair, give me an example of what would you want for the hair

>>33997949
>I like the idea that vampires can occasionally have dhampirs even after their husband incubizes
Same. A vampire household needs a lot of manpower, foot soldiers ect. I just really like thought of turning a powerful CC vampire into a broodmother

>>33997943
Pharoahs and apophis having friendly relationships is cute, especially if they're both subjects of the same kingdom whether that kingdom is ruled by an apophis, pharaoh, or a man. Those younger daughters that don't inherit the crown trickle down into lower classes aren't tied to royal expectations after all

>>33997949
Which is better: capturing a monster girl or rescuing a monster damsel in distress?

>>33997949
>Bicorn gives birth to unicorn
>Gets boyfriend before her sisters and doesn't want to share
>Gets grounded

>>33997949
Disgusting picture, probably commissioned by a dhampir

>>33998038
Being a human boy in distress rescued by a monster girl

>>33998038
Capturing a monster girl under the assumption that you're rescuing the damsel in distress

>>33997949
If vampires have so many problems with dhampirs why can't they wait until their husbands fully incubize before doing the deed?
That's a lot of impatience for a monster who tends to live for hundreds or thousands of years

>>33998054
Wha-

>>33998054
hahaha I love this show

>>33998054
>they'd unironically rather watch an endless loop of themselves than the greenworm power hour
I guess nobody appreciates fine programming nowadays

>>33998034
>Non-graped pharaoh and apophis co-wives of the king
>two cute pharaoh and apophis heirs
>Pharaoh daughteru is a mighty warrior, speeding about on her chariot, swinging her enchanted glaive
>Apophis daughteru is a powerful sorceress, controlling all sorts of elemental powers
>They work together to help run the kingdom in the name of their father and mothers.
The best

>>33998038
Capturing a monstergirl on the pretext of her being a damsel in distress. When you think about it they're damsels and being a single as a monster means they're in distress, therefore forwardly making them your wife is rescuing them. Really want to ""kidnap"" a kej from her isolated rural village and wife her. The kej mayor side character in magus story may have influenced that fantasy

>>33998127
>it's all fun and games until they both start to vie for the same young battlemage apprentice's heart

>>33998034
I like genuine friendship.

>>33998169
That's just following tradition

>>33997992
You have good taste
>CC vamp is just tired of everything and doesn't want to be lonely any more
>Anon marries her and they bang like rabbits
>Other vampires gossip and ohohoho but CC vamp doesn't care
>Inevitably gets pregnant which spins their parental instincts into overdrive
>Even after having their first daughter her maternal instincts haven't subsided and the changes pregnancy caused to her body make anon jump her at every opportunity
>Cycle continues and the other vampires are long past laughing
>Anon and his wife have started a trend that's spread to other undead

I should really go back to that thread with the vampire broodmom line of posts and save those in a document.

>>33998041
Her mom and sisters may find it quaint and not try to impose their own instinctual tastes on her

>>33998083
That's the fun anon, despite their nature they're still monstergirls at heart. They can't help but love their husbands and daughters no matter what

>>33998251
I'm just saying that if I met a CC vampire sitting alone and looking a little sad at bar, I'd stick my neck right out.

>>33997774
Level drain sounds really fun!
>Being level drained so you can try out different routes/classes
>Combining abilities from those to make new builds with your wife
>Your wife becomes the most versatile monster to ever exist now that she has taken levels from every possible class/route
>All the while getting some of the strongest pleasure you can get from sex when your levels are being removed/added

>>33997087
I wouldn't make any girl eat out horse pussy, that just sounds cruel.

>>33998083
>wait years before the consummation of your marriage
That goes against God, nature and the DL.

>>33998336
>Gain ability
>Level drained
>Get ability again
>Have wife give back ability she drained
>Double strength ability
>Repeat until satisfied
Imagine how that would work for things like increased cumshot size perks.

>>33990049

>>33998336
>>33998419
I think the best course of action is to take turns on who gets level drained.

>>33997992
>>33998251
So vamps can give birth, but other undead like zombies and ghouls can't?

>>33998251
She needs an accent as well. Also embarrassing her older dhampir daughterus by being the momest

>>33998417
I'm just saying they don't have to be chaste, just use the other holes until it's proper time

>>33997965
Yes, you will.

>>33998079
>>33998136
>be anon
>come home from work on Friday
>go to bedroom
>find nurarihyon is bound and gagged in the corner
>rush to untie her
>she smells of perfume and sweat
>she chastises you for kidnapping her and promises to tell on you
>ignore her, believing this is a misunderstanding
>she brushes her finger against your hand as you try to undo her wrists
>focus drifts away from the knots and to her hands
>then to her shoulders
>and down to her waist
>"recall" memories of abducting her
>stop untying her
>pick her up and place her on the bed top-down bottom-up
>she shakes her ass in the air while struggling
>man, this was the best weekend plan you've ever made

>>33998419
I'd rather stack fertility buffs with my wife.

>>33998459
>Dhamphir tells you how her mom is the vilest of all evils
>Her mom and dad are basically the sweetest old married couple you have ever seen
>They give you sweets made from a recipe in the old country.

>>33998306
Like to think CC vampires are mellowed out to the point where they can appreciate cheesy pick-up lines
>Anon sits next to the CC vamp
>They get to talking and drinking until he asks if he can get her a drink and half jokingly pulls his collar down
>She laughs warmly but has a predatory glint in her eyes
>In the bar's rafters invisible to the naked eye a Cupid un-nocks the arrow in her bow then slowly nods and slinks off

>>33998419
They don't permanently take anything. Having sex with monsters creates energy from nothing and allows both partners to gain power to the level of the gods. All powers sucked out grow and are returned better than before.
>Furthermore because of the nature of mamono mana, the power that has become one inside the inma will swell up even bigger, and so the sucked out fencing skills will be even better, and the knowledge he holds will be even clearer in his mind once they are returned to the man. And so, as the inma and her husband cycle the power between them as a [spouses] sharing of power, it turns into magic mutualy boosting them without limit.

>>33998469
>mistress doing lewd magical experiments on you
>koa-succ, being her assistant, is jerking you off with demon silver gloved hands
>Your face is deep in her cleavage half conscious from the pleasure

>>33998518
What would happen if I said something silly, like
>you don't look a day over 20

>>33998475
>Rescuing a bound and gagged monster only to undo the gag and make out with her for hours while she squirms

>>33998510
Only the most vilely cunning vampire matriarchs can indirectly and subconsciously peeve their daughters off, especially when they interrupt their daughter's monologues to shove her face into their tits in a bear hug. Or greet them at the front because they couldn't wait to see her instead of allowing their daughter to fight through the property to get to them

>>33998653
>using a bound hellhound or some other powerful mamono as a onahole until she breaks free

>>33998630
With monsters age is a bit redundant but they are still women so the feelings would get through regardless

>>33998079
>the dragon is dressed as a princess, and appears to have tied herself up

>>33990049

>>33998079
taking the wurm that is the guardian of a princess stuck in a tower

>>33998522
In the long run aren't JubJub essentially the strongest because of this?

>>33998890
If they had more than 2 brain cells, sure.

>>33998722
So what kind of pickup lines work best, then?

>>33998831
I would purposely tease her by telling her that she looks even more beautiful than the rumors had told

>>33998890
Level drain itself is a fairly difficult high level high level spell but even then only seems to enhance known skills. Normal sex with monsters also creates extra mana for both but doesn't level up any other skill but sex. Becoming an incubus is a level break. It just allows you to go beyond human limits when you get there. You would still need to spend time leveling up your individual skills outside of sex id you want super human skills in other things.

>>33998991
>Hey lady, it's a crime that you don't have a husband and I'm here to make sure you do the time

>>33998715
>Valkyrie gets kicked out of heaven and sealed for god knows what
>Anon finds her and brings her home to use as a daki while gently dicking the ancient warrior woman down every night
>Until she breaks free and pays him back with nightly gentle cuddlerape

>Get separated from the Zipangu tour group and stumble across a dilapidated temple where an ancient box lies at the center
>Open it to stumble into a secret room where a terrifying kejourou sits, tied with red rope and numerous seals keep her hair splayed unmoving across the room
>Her eyes are unsealed and they follow anon's every movement- turning to shock then frustration when he slowly peels off the seal on her pussy and gently but firmly pushes his cock inside her
>When the tour guides find him he's still pistoning himself into the tied up kej while her eyes have rolled back into her head
>They bring a shaman to do the marriage rites and anon has to deal with a very horny but needy ancient evil wife
Ancient evil variants of normal monsters are fun. Especially when put into a position where they're vulnerable to a normal anons advances

>>33998890
They probably have some of the highest stamina but when you exceed 24/7 sex it's a little wasted.

>>33999031
That sounds cheesy enough to attract every dormouse within a 50km radius
very good

>>33994957
Like a diamond?

>>33995346
Businesswoman kiki goes home, puts on a maid outfit and calls the same escort to come play pretend master for a while.
She doesn't sex him, just irons his shirts and stuff.

>>33998991
Hey lady, I'm the one. Heard You're looking for me.

>>33998991
Anything by Johnny Bravo

>>33998991
I just thought a perfect pickup line for the Military grade war veteran monster girl
>you may believe you are the rough, big, brutish, and absolutely weathered girl beyond use
>so is a diamond when it is found, so give it some tender polishing and give it a light and it will shine ever brighter
>So, darling let me polish you and spoil like the diamond you always were. For now, and forever, since you are the diamond that caught my eyes

>>33999233
>momma warned me about women like you
>I was hoping she was right

>>33999235
I'm sorry, anon, but girls don't like the cheesy lines that guys think they do.

>>33998922
>>33999022
Sounds complex but basically I just need to be a high level Hero with the knowledge of how the Level Drain spell works, then somehow teach her to use it and then just power them up from there. Project GodJub is perfectly doable.
>>33999092
No such thing as wasted stamina.

>>33999143
>Anon doesn't even mind. She does his chores and he humours her fantasies
>He does wonder where she gets all the money she tries to give him
That sounds like a situation where anon is going to turn into her real master eventually and neither of them is going to realize it until they're ripping each others clothes off

>>33999513
It's going to end up with them being common law married before the actual romance starts.

>>33999527
Imagine how embarrassing it is for a mamano to find out she married her husband months before they officiated and consummated their marriage and didn't even know it. Explains the care packages with childcare products and fertility drugs that were dropped off at their door once a month

>>33999597
>be me
>moved out on my own
>little witch lives next door
>surprised she can live all alone, supposedly her "parents" are on a business trip
>comes over to my place all the time to play video games and hang out
>relys on me to help her with random experiments (I guess that's what they call homework now?) for "school"
>i.e. hug coziness ratings, massage effectiveness, lists of ways to say I love you, etc.
>started calling me big brother because I'm so reliable
>keep getting dubious packages in the mail from some place called "Sabbath"
>knock knock on the door
>it's a baphomet here to tell me how much her little witch subordinate raves about me
>says that she's going to bring over a wedding gift next time she's around
>wot

>>33999732
>if the man you like is being too dense you just bonk him with this stick
>then you carry him back to the shrine to rape him!

What is the opinion on Kraken and Scylla? Imagine their slippery soft tentacles caressing and tickling you all the time, It sounds more appealing to me than a lamias scales or a beasts fur.

I want to spend a day with one at the beach and look at tide pools, and then go home with them for the most satisfying cuddle session possible.

>>34000052
I prefer dragons but krakens are in my top ten. They're like an underwater version of wurms.

>>34000052
They sound very nice, I've liked them ever since I read that Octomika Im@s doujin

>>34000052
theyre in the harem tier

>>34000052
I liked that last week there was a thread on KC's new twitter about doing karaoke with monsters. In one post there was something about getting a footjob while in the cramped karaoke booth. When asked about which monster gives the best footjobs KC's answer was the Scylla and Kraken.

>>33995062
love that sketchy cartoony style Helltaker introduced
Hellhound isn't my top waifu but definitely in the top 10

>>33997774
I'm more into reverse-level-drain tyvm
and then giving it all back, of course

>>34000281
>On the other hand it is also possible for the inma to lend her power to the husband, adding it to his own power and gifting him with vigour and sexual technique like an inma, while she herself will turn into a state just like a powerless human maiden, so enjoying sex in that way will become a possibility too.

>>34000247
Oh god I bet that would feel amazing, probably overstimulating at points but that would be the best part. I mean with most other monsters having scales or hooves for "feet" the second best monsters to give footjobs would probably just be monsters with human feet.

>>33999485
All the world shall bow to the coomer bird.

The time to buy is now!

>>33999143
So when does she rest

>>33999471
Human girls*
Many monsters are all about that stuff. There’s an entire religion for it.

>>34000416
Invest in greenworm, short kobold coin

>>33999471
Sorry anon, but girls don't know as much about what guys think girls think about cheesy lines as they think they do.

>>33997774
MGQ has a level drain Succ. Actually I guess there's a few technically.

If slapping gyaru monsters butts is illegal then I don't want to be a law abiding citizen

>>33990049

I want to mount the biggest, meanest, and toughest mino and "ride" her as she tries to buck me off like I was a bull rider. ill hold and finish inside like a gentleman should. I want to be in top of her ass as I do. I want that ass on my face, why god has given this fate to never feel such ecstasy, yet let the seeds of that in me

>>34000247
It feels weird hearing that because I never think of a kraken's or scylla's tentacles like that. I always see them more as extra arms because of their dexterity.

>>34000052
Difficult to cuddle with and the sea life is not for me. I'd like to live on or in the land.

Lamias are superior cuddlers. You can easily throw your leg on top of them when snuggled up against them, whether spooning or face-to-face. You don't have legs to contend with and whose leg goes on top. They're essentially a longer, scalier, warmer, living body pillow. Even yetis fail to measure up to them in this regard.

>>34000996
fallacy detected, wurms are even bigger and give better snuggles because of it

>>34000996
>warmer
idk, i always figured they'd be the ones that want to cuddle for warmth

>>34001034
It's give and take. Cool at first, but after cuddling they don't stay cool.

>>34001030
Wurms have a serpentine body

I've come because birds are being overlooked and the Harpy God's are most displeased.

>>34001142
what are they gonna do, squawk at me?

>>34001142
Talonjobs

>>34001298
ow

>>33998054
Recursion

>>34001142
10gus

What's this succubus trying to tell me? I can't understand anything she says.

>>34001333
She's upset at the current state of the FCC censoring harmless things so she's telling you what they won't let her say on TV

Floppa monster girl when?

>>34001142
Good, I have been waiting for them ever since I saw them in MGQ years ago.

>>34001333
Unsolicited opinions on Israel??

>>33999181
Smooth

>>34000996
All True, I Guess Kraken/Scylla would be weird to cuddle or spoon with at first but the positions are endless.

I feel like spooning with monster girls with non human legs is funny, because a lamias snake body or the first 2 front tentacles of a kraken kind of just bend like human legs despite only looking like that superficially, if that makes any sense.

>>33990049

>>34001333
Something about how its her life's mission to suck every drop of cum out of your nuts and keep them dry of cum for all eternity.

>>34001333
just bang her enough and i'm sure it will be explained the morning after

>>34000739
I don't want to be law abbiding citizen in MGE world either. I want to show my love for my wife and commit tax fraud with her.

>>34001639
Commit tax fraud and invest it here>>34000416 so nobody will ever know until your financial empire is built

Tanuki mercenaries fight well for coin.
Just make sure you pay them the most.

Better watch out, I heard the danukis can smell tax evasion on a man, and if you are single, they are more than willing to collect on what is owed

>>33990049

Hi, this is Demon Realm Government-Authorized Media Compliance Department. I've notice that your newly released book involves a human man evading his duty as a husband and we've temporarily suspended distribution of this work until content is revised and approved by the state. Here are our suggestion regarding what changes can be made: The human man can say he's sorry and return to his monster to marry.

>>34001717
Best course of action with danukis is to pay one for sex. It'll make her pussy wetter the Amazon Rainforest. She gets dick and money, the two things they absolutely love. And best of all, she didn't have to do anything for both. And if that wasn't enough, she gets a husband as a bonus! It's a win-win-WIN for her!

>>34001763
I'm not paying the single tax, it's ridiculous.

>>34001763
Good thing I only commit fraud against Inari. No sensible Nuki would help out an Inari just to get some peen

>>34001864
But which one?
-The aloof, but generous mistress of the night
-The extroverted, but bratty child of the day
-The wily, manipulative, pervasive trickster

>>34002045
It's literally the same person

>>33994130
>If I wanted espresso today I wouldn't have come with all this cash
>Now give me a doubleshot so I can cum with something else

>>34002090
I serve coffee here for free and I refuse to corrupt my work for the dolar

>ywn have a deredere, somewhat childish dark mage childhood friend
>she still insists on going trick or treating despite being an adult and not fooling anybody with that prime onee-san body
>exploits the fact that the place is rather ignorant of monsters and her true nature to go out in a "witch" costume, which is really just her normal clothing.

>>33996103
I would hire

>>34002136
>free coffee shop
>filled with danuki customers
>line all the way out the door and across the street
>constant influx of male employees because danukis can't handle the horny that getting stuff for free makes them

>>34001333
Daughteru
Daughteru
Daughteru

>>34002367
I hear if you say that word 3 times in a dark room with a monster nearby something magical happens.

>>34001534
We are just food to succubi ;_;

>>34002421
being useful was more than I was previously. Slimes, take me now.

>>34002413
>All you hear is a *poof"
>You look over to the monster and see that she suddenly as THE broodmother body

>>34002272
>Entire block long lineup of tanukis jittering before they've even had their coffee
That would be a sight

>>34002430
In the end, monster girls will value you a lot no matter what
SHOG ABSORB ME NOW

>>34000796
[Elgin Lumpkin Intensifies]

>>34002430
>influx of slightly miserable anons who consider themselves useless
>shog population skyrockets as they receive many new masters
Shog supremacy, Kikis btfo

>>34002492
Cunny time.