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Hello

>>33964007
I have considered minotaurs, but I will stick with black harpies.

Reminder to stop getting actually real-life upset over posts on an imageboard about a pornographic topic

>>33964007
Pet the goblin

I like muscle harpies but artists almost always draw them as sticks, it's suffering.

>>33964007
I don't like Minos

>>33964034
>spider girl designs with human hips and pedipalp-legs
I hate it

>YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER!
>WHERE IS YOUR LIVING ARMOR?

I wonder which Mamono would like Ace Combat...

>>33964067
My condolences, shittaste-kun

>>33964076
t. individual who somehow manages to like cosplay-tier arachnes

>>33964048
I mean, they ARE birds, so they'd probably be lean and wiry.

No means no and hellhounds need to respect that

>>33964007
Why should I consider Minotaurs?

>>33964069
My living armor is mean to me.
She gets angry every time I ask to get outside of her, even to do stuff like shower.

>>33964087
This is an incredibly ignorant and uninformed thing to say. There are flying birds that can pick up a goat.

>>33964071
Gremlins and those that can fly.

>>33964102
because they are very big

>>33964092
No means yes. And yes means impregnation!

>>33964087
Lean and wiry is alright, papi tier makes me sad though.

>>33964084
>m-m-muh cosplay-tier

>>33964069
>not a Salamander Sergeant Dornan as the pic
WEAK

>>33964025
but I like being angry

>>33964040

Breed the goburin

>>33964118
Then what means no to them? Because i'm not trying to get raped by a species that ranks low on my favorite species list.

>>33964122
Yes. That bitch should be connected to the head at the waist.

>>33964150
>should be
No.

>>33964105
Then you'd be looking for something more like a uhhh, whatever those musician harpies are called. Regular ones seem based off smaller birds to me. If you want big get a Bird of Prey Harpy, that'd probably be more muscly, but don't expect a beefcake. Muscle does weigh a lot.

>>33964118
>I'm sorry Hellhound lady but I don't want to have children yet.
>It's not you, but a personal issue of mine.

>>33964115
The only answer I need

>>33964146
>"I just like you as a friend is all"
You might give her a mental breakdown, but she'll understand. Eventually.
>>33964187
Good taste.

I want to go out with a group of Winterstown girls for a night of karaoke and drinking

>OH GOD SHE IS COMING IN FOR A DIVE BOMB

Hope this finds you all well, Just a shorterish story about a lonely guy and a black harpy this time! I should have another one ready soonish, hopefully. I've got two stories written just left to go over and proofread/edit, although one's near 40k words and if memory serves, the other isn't really short either.

Oh well as always I hope you all enjoy and any comments and criticisms are more than welcome!

https://penywisebin.wordpress.com/2021/03/29/black-harpy/

>>33964250
>More Penywise
Wonderful! I was just re-reading your Dark Mage story. I'll give this one a look later!

Working at the demon realm mental hospital!

>>33964280
Cheers anon! hope you enjoy.

>>33964034
>spider girl designs with human hips and pedipalp-legs
I love it

>>33964250
Ah finally some good shit. btw that vamp story was great.

>>33964283

>>33964076
>>33964084
All spider girls should be cherished

Stop liking what that I don't like

>>33964150
>no one talking about the real best spider girl design

The ultimate fate of every minofag

https://danbooru.me/posts/3969340

>>33964327
MASSIVE MEATY SHARKS

>>33964357
>3 pairs of tits
holy fuck imagine how much chocolate milk she can produce.

>>33964398
I want a hellhound with extra sets of vestigial nipples to tease

Mindflayer coming soon

>>33964361
>.me
?

Turning Redcap-chan into Whitecap-chan!

>>33964187
Be wary during the lead up to prom. That is when the Cupids get serious.

>>33964357
>no particular rules about who they allow to use it
care to explain?

>>33964071
Old story idea I had was a flying ace human girl that ends up in a rivalry with a dragon.

>>33964336
Thanks anon! Glad you enjoyed that one, and I hope you enjoy this one too.

>>33964250
>more penywise
GOOD LORD YES

Do dragons like it when their husbands speak dovahzul?

The elf next door says having a bunch of rowdy shortstack goblins living in my house violates the home owners' association agreement, and that they need to leave. What should I do?

>>33964746
Gonna use the dragon shout of "cum, orgasm, and pleasure" on one.

>>33964759
Move to a more accepting neighborhood

>>33964759
fuck her and fuck the goblins in an orgy. She will stop

>>33964688
Cheers anon! I hope you enjoy it.

And we`re back on Druella`s corner!
Let`s take some questions from the audience, shall we?

>>33964361
I like the demon in CM too. Very big and nice.

Big kaiju girls!

>>33964815
Thoughts on the supposed underground Greenworm cult?

>>33964007
It's getting warm again!

>>33964815
WHEN THE FUCK ARE THOSE FUCKING PORTALS, YOU LAZY FATASS

>>33964815
Have you considered the transfer requests submitted by the Lilim stationed in Elizabeth's kingdom?

A giant Kakuen getting utterly thrashed by a giant Salamander.

What kind of greentexts would your waifu write about you? What kinda of pictures would she commission?

>>33964889
only in mamano florida for the price of treefiddy

>>33964357
>can eat her pussy while fucking her
kino design

>>33964007

>>33964893
She would probably write about
>ywn have your hubby draw you
>tfw you never have the smol boy wrestle you into bed
>you never be dicked down to be shut up
and probably commission me working out, drawing, sleeping and definitely would get a daki of me made

>>33964241
SUPERMAN DIVE ANON, SUPERMAN DIVE

>>33964893
Picture the most depressed Irish lush you can surrounded by woods, on a tree stump, alone.

That's me.

I wanna sleep inside a snek

>>33964837
The Queen of Hearts has already submitted a fix for it.

>>33964893
>And then Anon got jumped by two cats .
As for pictures, either me playing with our daughters or angrily glaring at my minis.

>>33964893
She'd show off the comms of clawing my back to shreds and sipping my soul like a fine wine with her spectral claws.
She'd privately commission pictures and stories of me spoiling her as a zombie, and a lazy wight

How do I deal with the neighboring vampire nobles who make fun of my vamp bat waifu?

before/after dragon zombie
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/88772266

>>33965120
see if single, then fuck very loud to keep them up at night

>>33965134
Death really softened her up.

am doing the mindflayer now, what would be funnier: hubby squid on the ground trying to help her with lift or hubby squid on her trying to help her?

>>33965231
Hubby squid on her, struggling to reach the bar with his tentacles

>>33965273
ok

>>33965134
I want to make love to a dragon just so she won't turn into a dragon zombie.

>>33965288
it is a shame to see a nice, meaty tail turn to bone. Maybe dracowights fix that.

>You will never be a young king with a disguised sultry dark mage chief court advisor
Also your head-maid/nurse is actually a kiki. And your spymaster is a fox. It sure is crowded

>>33964361
Urge to breed cows, rising

how to sex monster girl? why is peepee hard? Why does kiki behind make peepee feel funni?

>>33965018
>Anon dives
>Anon is now prone on the ground, face down
>Nergi lands from her dive feint (her spikes weren't even black, why did he think she was divebombing him?
>Grabs the prone anon and flies off
Visual cues are very important to learn if you make your living hunting monsters

>>33965134
>the dragon from a nearby mountain is always stealing my sheep
>it's always from MY herd
>try to confront her but she runs away screaming "I-IT'S NOT BECAUSE I L-LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING"
>well yeah, obviously
>fucking bitch
>village gets visited by some kind of magical ashen-skinned nudist
>she looks suspicious but I'm desperate and I ask for her help
>she gives me some kind of foul-smelling poison
>I lace my sheep and wait for her to come
>she picks up one of them and flies off as usual
>she always looks a little disappointed if she can't find me
>eventually hear word of her death
>open my finest jar of moonshine to celebrate
>before I can take a hearty swig I hear a familiar flapping of wings
>oh no
>it's her
>she has the same sickly complexion as that autistic mage
>she looks dopier too, but perks up when she sees me, and immediately dives in my direction
>even in death she torments me
>I had enough
>This is my final stand
>"Where I fall ten more shall take my place! And one-hundred each of them! So strike me down! I am the harbin-GUH"
>get cut off as she lands face-first into my crotch
>she proactively marries me in minutes
fucking dragons

>>33964815
Can I sex with monster girl?

Who would win in a chase? Cheshire Cat or Dormouse?

>>33964007

>>33965520
try tongue but hole

Manticore tail enemas?

>>33964815
Hey, you still have all your eggs? or are you barren?

A hellhound can't rape me if I'm on top

>>33964820
Godzilla-chan and Queen Ghidorah fighting over who gets to rape you

>>33965670
monsters will never run out of eggs, otherwise, long-lived monsters would need to be born with huge fucking ovaries

>>33965721
the eggs are stored in the breasts

>>33965750
so the sabbath can't have kids at all then?

>>33965785
thats why they have even tinier kids than them

>>33965396
Will I be able to walk after she is done?

>>33965721
Monster girls don't have periods, so they don't burn through eggs like human women do. They only lose eggs when one is fertilized. I feel this contributes as to why monster girls have such low fertility rates.

>>33965822
You brought an ancient potion, didn't you?
You still have your ancient potion, right?

>>33965865
>38) ... Uhm, do Monstergirls get a [girls day (menses)] like human woman do? Seems like the girls around me get [a horrible stomach ache every time], so I think it would be nice for both sides if they can have children without that.[39]
>While they get such a periodical day, there won't be any bleeding or pain. Rather than this they might get more sensitive (in the sexual sense). (TL Note: Slight liberty on the question by replacing obscure reference.)

>>33965866
Nergi is a pudgy nerd who should be groped.

>>33965888
>babe it's my time of the month
>ok, i'll go get ready
>gets the pelvis pain cream on standby
>chains yourself to the bed/wall

>>33965866
I ran out

>>33965888
That doesn't refute what I've said.

>>33965920
For me it would be
>"Mastah, it's shog rape time"
>o-ok

>>33965145
Vamps sleep during the day though, you go to fuck her sunrise to sunset. (and also all night as well but that is a given.)

>>33965052
Here I was hoping you died.

>>33965698
Inevitably you will get tired and fall to the bottom. Hellhounds are patient rapists.

>>33964007
are minos the purest monstegirls?

>>33965976
>Mastah I need you to lie down
>Ok
>No Mastah, I mean INSIDE the bed
>Sigh... OK...
>Opens the mattress like a sleeping bag and slips in

Should I be worried if my therapist turns out to be a rata.
>"Please come in, Anon. Tell me a bit about yourself, your hobbies, what kind of women you like, anything at all."
>"Uuh, monsters still have to follow confidentiality rules, right?"
>"....Of course, silly. I won't tell anyone about anything said in this room."
>her desk sneezes

>>33966011
Pure lazy, yes.

>>33966014
That's basically what's going on. She will "rape" me inside her for what will feel like a week or two

>>33966014
I'd want her to grab me and sink through the floor to the basement or subbasement.
Incidentally the stairs were removed some time ago.

>>33966023
Why should you be worried? Just tell her your problems! Don't be shy to tell her that you've been feeling down because you wish you had a small fluffy wife to go home to every night and can't seem to find anyone!!

>>33965980
>vamp is very annoyed that she keeps waking up to find some human boy has snuck in during the day and fucked her until she's swollen with his seed
>whenever she asks the guards about it, they always look away and whistle to themselves

>>33965920
>time for the monthy 8 ton rape train to come
>get the strong bed out
>find wurmy
>wake up a week later smelling like wurm cum

>>33966049
>Do we really have to do the whole oozing through the floor thing?
>Of course Mastah, old Shoggoth tradition that cannot be broken! alsoitmakesmeincrediblywetwhenyouslimewithme

Surely you've done the soul-binding ritual with your wife, right, Anon? You wouldn't want to be separated from your true love in your next life, right?

>>33966099
>soul binding ritual
explain, and this better not be tulpa-shit.

>>33966014
>The things I do for love

>>33966117
I can't seem to find it on the wiki, but I vaguely remember one of the books mentioning a ritual that can bind a man and monster's souls together so that even if they both died, when they reincarnated they'd naturally gravitate towards one another and fall in love again.

If a Minotaur or Hinezumi punched my in the face, I would immediately fall in love with her.

>>33966117
it's like reincarnation but with aim assist. Has a side benefit of making you immortal as long as your spouse is alive too.

>>33964357
What's this from?

>>33965888
So basically monstergirls don't have periods, but they do periodically go into oestrus

>>33964084
>>33964150
No amount of puritanism faggotry can make me give up thigh-palp leglocks.

You are entitled to be as much of a flaming homosexual as you like, please do not open your mouth and start projectile vomiting dildos around me, sir.

>>33966227
the rabbits are permanent estrus.

>when your stern kiki maid goes into heat

>>33966300
Damn, I hate (read: love) when that happens.

>>33966300
time for PPup

>>33966300
good thing she is already handy with a mop.

>>33966300
Oh no, it's jubjub flu season. I sure hope my demure kiki doesn't judo throw me onto the mattress and mount me.

>>33964007
>"Men these days don't know how to cook or be a man. All they do is eat Prisoner Fruit this and monstergirl foodstuff that. Be "desirable to monstergirl", charge their phones, go to that Adventure Pirate Island Matori and begged to be taken by some succubus or hellhound. Or Illias forbid, be some gold digger to some Danuki or dragoness with a hoard."

>>33966300
>"Master, I've served you diligently for so long. Don't you think it's time I was properly REWARDED?"
>"W-what did you have in mind?"
>leans in next to you ear
>"Master's children. All of them."

>>33965888
Consort, we need to do the Ritual of ISIS, now get inside the Sarcophagus so the Anubi can lock us in for the whole week.

>>33966346
Hell yes. Pretty fitting unusual behaviour for such a serious maid. Also I swear she is wearing a shorter skirt than normal.

>>33966367
>Also I swear she is wearing a shorter skirt than normal.
>she usually wears one that reaches down around her ankles
>now it barely even covers her crotch
Stern maids are always the lewdest deep down.

>>33966360
I'll do it, but I'm going to be praying to Hathor during.

>>33966382
They know that a proper maid needs to be able to satisfy their mastah properly. No aspects of being a maid is neglected

>>33966367
>kiki seduction strats
>wearing a skirt that gets increasingly smaller every day by 0.5 cm
>claims it isn't shrinking

>>33966346
"What? You want to eat them?!"

>>33966426
>Master playing dumb will only make the mounting more physical
>You want to mount them?
>Aggressive_Kiki_Horny_Growling.mp3

>>33966447
>dials up Maid Services Ltd.
>"Hello? I think my Kiki is defective. I'd like to trade her in for a Shog, thank you."

>>33966447
Reminder that dense masters don't need to be conscious for when a maid collects her long due "payment." She just needs to slip the right mixture of ingredients into his dinner to knock him out but keep him stiff as a rod.

Remember, somewhere your MG waifu is thinking this about you.

>>33966475
>"No refunds or returns. We will still be sending you a shog, though. Enjoy having two maids."

>>33966482
Some maids are more cunning than that though. Simple rape is a short term satisfaction, but lacing his food with aphrodesiacs and judgement altering drugs will make for a much better ending. Master will fully consciously take Kiki and wake up the next morning satisfied next to his new Kiki wife's full cunt.

>>33964007

>>33966498
>wife starts breathing heavily when she gets to the part about how many children we'll have

>>33966475
>>33966503
I couldn't begin to imagine all of the stupid calls and answers that Maid Services Ltd. has to deal with

>>33964746
>in Dragonia you can tell who the new husbands are because they go to school with their daughterus to learn the dragon language too

>>33966541
>hey, my wurm maid is a bit "special", how can I help her?

>>33964759
Lucky you. Last time I had a goblin infestation I got blue balled when they took my little brother back to goblintown and left me with the bills at the house!

>>33966550
>daughter VERY embarrassed at school because her friends tease her papa for having the worst test scores in class

>>33966541
"Hi, I'm calling about Kiki. She started frothing at the mouth all of a sudden... Huh? Oh, yeah, I did buy a roomba today. It was on sale. What does that have to do with anything?"

>>33966550
What if I go to the daughteru school to learn the language without having married anyone?

>>33966572
Surely they told the other single goblins of goblintown about the free husband they left behind. You probably have a whole clan on it's way to your house right now.

>>33964815
Druella, you’re so beautiful and knowledgeable, your radiance beams like the sun, you are truly a great leader. That being said; can you show me how to ask out the dragon queen coming to the capital next week?

Which species chase their own tails?

>>33964820
Godzilla Vs. Queen Kong
>whoever wins; anon’s pelvis loses

>>33966530
I wanna be a support anon for this blind cutie

>>33966586
After class lessons

>>33966585
>Sir, here, go to this website and print out the pamphlet and give it to her, she'll be good as new.
>Gives Kiki the "My Roomba and Me" pamphlet
>Kiki much better after she learned that she can tell the roomba what to do
>Very efficient to ride on the roomba and sweep
>Can even cover spots it missed
>EXTREMELY relieved that the roomba cannot and will not desire for master's children
>Kiki is going to have to send a thank you letter to Maid Services for clearing all that up

>>33966606
mersharks

>>33964007

>>33964901
That ain’t Florida! That’s the gotdamn Loch Ness Monstah! Trying to get me to give her treefiddy every time before she rapes me!

I'm going to pray to Bahamut or Tiamat or whoever is in charge of dragons and ask them to give my wife a little bit of echidna fertility so she can birth any of the dragon subspecies.

>>33966638
If she tries anything funny, I will report her to the school Knight Guard.

>>33966099
I headcanon that becoming a magic user's husband/familiar IS a soul binding ritual.
So yes.

Is it okay to ask an Elf to carry you?

>>33966622
I bet despite being unable to see, blind monsters have a sixth sense for where their husband's penis is.
>blind wife can't find the jar of peanut butter directly in front of her
>ask her where your dick is
>she immediately snaps to you and points directly at it

>>33966550
>Only Dragon Language?
>Be Ryu Husband
>On Crash Course for Imperial Dragon Language, Kendo, Zipanguese, Tea Ceremony, Calligraphy, Mangaka Practice, Rearing and Care of Koi Carp...

>>33966702
>honey, my dick fell off again. Can you- oh
>thanks, you found it already

>>33966696
Those veggie-eating nerds can barely lift the books they love reading so much. Best to ask a monster used to manual labor.

>>33966696
It is not okay to ask an Elf to not carry you.

>>33966586
You'll be a single man in the middle of blushing single lolidragons.

>>33966724
The hassle of being an undead incubus.

Is it legal for your Tanuki boss to threaten you to fire you if you dont vacation with her?

>>33966759
While technically, it isn’t legal, it should be illegal to say no to a bombshell like your Tanuki boss!

>>33964071
Better question for me is "which Mamono would like Armored Core?"

>>33966696
>>33966737
>going home from work one day
>taking the train like usual
>you start talking to your mother about your day on the phone to pass the time
>you nonchalantly joke about asking to get someone to carry you home because you worked so hard
>you get off the phone and realize a bunch of buff MGs staring at you

Bros, ITS CHESSSSSSSSSSST DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, REMEMBER DO YOUR REPS FOR YOUR WAIFU

>tags: shota, female:domination_loss
https://exhentai.org/g/1225960/d2f5373a27/
https://exhentai.org/g/1407967/88a826ea35/

>>33966759
What you wouldn't want an all expenses paid vacation with you tanuki boss? If she asked me to go with her, she'd be looking for business suits with elastic waistlines after we got back, if you know what I mean.

>>33966576
I wouldn’t even go to classes then. Just seeing my wife try not to laugh when o speak dragon would be enough for me to go mute.

>>33966784
What if you're in love with another girl?

>>33966822
>If she asked me to go with her, she'd be looking for business suits with elastic waistlines after we got back, if you know what I mean.
Aww man, you two are gonna go to the 24/7 all you can eat buffet?

>>33966759
Yes, Wurm Lawyer can help with that.

>>33966813
Chest day?

>>33966824
>trying to say she looks pretty
>accidentally say you want to fill her with 5 kids

>>33966845
Chest day is the way in which the waifu tries to up her bust.

>>33966825
Then tell your boss you love another woman. Don’t fucking sugar coat it, she’s a grown ass woman. And if she does fire you, just find a new job, you’re a man in a monstergirl area, everyone is looking for a man to pay to ogle at.

>>33966836
Yes. She needs to carbo load for all the breeding we'll be doing.

>>33966759
Yes, it is part of her culture to vacation with her intern please understand.

>>33966825
She can come too. In multiple senses of the term.

>>33966857
>"Dear, today is chest day, so you may only cum on my chest. That way all your potent mana goes directly to my breasts and stimulates growth."

>>33966853
Those darn tongue slips will get ya

>>33966879
Sounds like something my wife would try.
Granted, the way mammy bammy works she'd probably get an extra cup size.

>>33964007

>>33966897
Gote

>>33966881
>your daughter's friend at language class is very confused

>>33966822
>Business women with ENORMOUS breasts
Fucking love it.

>>33966550
>>33966881
>get transferred to a school in Dragonia
>accidentally call the teacher “mom” in dragon tongue
And to top it all off, she’s making me stay after school for EXTRA speech lessons! I don’t know if they’re speech lessons, she just said I’ll “be making great use of my tongue after school”, or whatever that means.

>>33966933
I bet they rest them on their desk

>>33966904

>>33966814
The succubus one is amazing

This little cow bet money that I can't cumflate her until she looks pregnant with triplets, but I think this might be some sort of trick.

>>33967150
Need to find me a cow that looks like this.

reminder that cows really really love being brushed

>>33967195
everyone likes being brushed

>>33967180
My dream is to start a farm full of shortstack monsters, not just the cows. All of them extremely milkable.

>>33966660

Tiamat isn't just the mother of dragons, she's the mother of all creation.

Talk about a milf.

>>33967195
>>33967225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7yDrLCoLwU

>>33966346
INSTRUCTIONS RECEIVED
SACRIFICE CHILDREN TO THE MAID GOD

>>33967351
You can start by depositing all you semen into you maid's womb

>>33964250
I've never read any of your stuff, I'll give it a look.

>>33965058
Sleeping inside a white snek's coils is sure comf

>>33967325
https://youtu.be/OdRiWQ-aNUY
https://youtu.be/anBTeCyXyog

>>33967263
That must mean her fertility blessings are extra potent, right?

>>33967325
>increases milk production

I have a manticore venom addiction, but my normal succubus dealer has stopped selling me spines! She says I need to meet one of her friends for future purchases, but I'm worried that the directions she gave me are going to bring me right into a sting operation by the MG police. What should I do?

>>33967476
>"sting" operation
huehuehuehue

>>33967476
GO IN WITHOUT PANTS AND A KNIFE DEMAND A MANTICORE OR NO MORE DICK, ENJOY MANTICORE

magus
are you still with us

did the curse of the hiatus get you on the very last hurdle

Which style of country/species of MG would most likely see warrior women out and about in landsknecht style?

Caution: repeated application of the "Refill" spell on a man may cause testicles to grow in size, requiring roomier pants and sitting with legs spread more than usual.

Can't stop thinking about beat-dueling phantoms in the streets over human boys, friday night funkin' style

>>33967412
Cheers anon, hope it's to your taste. I've got some shorter stuff if you're more interested in a quicker read.

>>33967524
I got spined as soon as I walked out of my car without my pants, didn't even need to bring out the knife. Thanks Anon.

>>33967556
I'm sure there are plenty of Dullahans who would jump at the chance to dress as fabulously as landsnecht troops.

Stoic, strong and thick mamono who melt at the first compliment to their hard earned bodies!

>>33967556
dullahans, ochimushas, salamanders, lizardgirls

>>33967616
you're welcome cause you need no dealer now

>>33967603
I prefer the longer reads.

>>33967630
Big, stronk monsters that can't help but spill their spaghetti in front of the human boy they like is too adorable.

>>33967651
Yes, I love that

>>33967623
>>33967635
Is it weird my first thought was undead girls too? Lizard girls is an interesting take though.

Still looking for an artist willing to draw a beat up penny knight wight, if anyone recalls that.

>>33967690
not really, undead warriors are cool

Why are shortstack harems the comfiest harems?

>>33966648
>>33964327
Only if they're big enough

>>33967706
This one's kinda scrappy

>>33967706
never heard of it, but I will draw it, as long as you explain what a penny knight wight is

>>33967732
Because they are the perfect size for cuddling with, especially when there's more than one of them.

>>33967756
In fact I kinda want her to beat me up and I'm not usually into that.

>>33967762
Essentially >>33967756 with the addition of her signature wight braid cut short, and symbols of death from various cultures haphazardly scratched into her scraps of armor. If you really wanna do it for free, go nuts, but I can compensate ya if you give me some sort of social link to arrange payment over.

>>33967770
That's one jealous goat on the right.

>>33967813
nah for free, cause I want to do it

>>33967834
Sweet dude. Appreciate it. That's another tick off the wight bucket list, bless.

>>33967813
you sure youre not mixing it up with a hedge knight or knight-errant

>>33966897
Why is that goat so fat

>>33967813
I don't think wights have a signature braid. Are you thinking about Charon? I mean looking at the profile image they've got a bit of a braid tying their hair up into a ponytail, but the rest of it's loose

>>33967845
Most likely. I have an aesthetic in mind, not neccessarily the correct term for it. A knight with cheap gear, a wight that's oddly lower class and turned to mercenary work to pay for wine she won't go without.

>>33966076
But shog is slime! She is always wet!

>>33967856
Whatever you call the shit on the top of their head, the loops. I can recognize em from a mile away.

>>33967859
>From riches to poor
That's neat. Personally I'm more interested in the opposite though, a wight that was born a wight that in life was a skilled and renowned but not especially wealthy mercenary leader. She can't get used to riches and things that don't taste like some nameless mook threw it in a pot, so she'll frequently call upon her band of the damned to go fight a good scrap with whatever humans are fighting on any given day.

>>33967872
You posted that last thread and I wasn't any less aroused then

>>33966345
You're just jealous you don't have a husband yet

>>33967902
That seems quite honorable. A really good aesthetic for a noble wight. The one I have in mind is more of a rogue, tho. She just wants gold to pay off her ever increasing tab at the bar, and just enough armor to avoid having to pay for some lich to stitch her back together.

>>33967872
She BIG.

>>33967859
>The knight-errant is a character that has broken away from the world of his origin, in order to go off on his own to right wrongs or to test and assert his own chivalric ideals.
yeah pretty much a knight-errant

>>33967872
All I want is a 370 cm tall monstergirl gf that I can climb up while playing the shadow of the colossus OST.
Is that REALLY so much to ask?

>>33967925
>The one I have in mind is more of a rogue, tho. She just wants gold to pay off her ever increasing tab at the bar, and just enough armor to avoid having to pay for some lich to stitch her back together.
Ohh, that's a nice aesthetic, I like it. Some kind of disgraced noble that doesn't give a fuck anymore, and can't decide if fixing her sword arm or buying another drink is more worth it.

I want to creampie her free of charge so she doesn't have to pay liches anymore to regenerate. And polish her armour

>>33967969
thats called being a squire

>>33967872
Big

>>33967982
No, it's called being a lackey. Being a squire implies she takes better care of herself. I'm gonna put her back on the up and up and then I'll be her squire.

Until then, I just help her fence shit she stole off people she beat up and I look out for sales so I can cook cheap but tasty meals

I bet most human boys with monster childhood friends don't even notice that over the years together, their friend's body has grown exactly in line with their fetishes. By the time they do notice, the monster is ready to make her move.

>>33964250
That was a nice long read, good to have you still

>>33968013
>Another Anon has just up and decided to marry another undead sorta-OC I thought up
At this point I should just start putting sale tags on their finger or something.

>>33967541
I'm sure he's still working on it

>>33968070
Nah, to be fair I've wanted to be a support style husbando to a hero breed of wight for years now. The upper class layabout nobility version is great, but give me a girl that's got some 500 troops in her pocked dimension of undeath, who can sleep on the hard ground if she needs to.

>>33966973
You'll just be having tasty refreshments that she happily made

>>33968108
>Zombies jockeying to be her pillow for the night

>>33968032
Cheers anon, I'm glad you enjoyed it. Also, that one was only middling in length.

>>33968119
I hate to do it to the poor girls, but there's only room for one husbando in her bedroll and that's me.

>>33967513
Magical whips are hot

>>33967770
Dragons, farm gals, random species.
Its all wonderful.

What would happen if you put your finger near a Kobold's mouth?

>>33966814
What are the titles of the doujin? Or e-hentai link
I can never access sadpanda because because government blocks the website and VPN IPs will never get whitelisted

>>33968179
>shota on e-hentai
I don't think they allow that

>>33968151
>high and mighty dragons in shortstack packages getting SNUGGED by a mere human boy
>they don't want to admit that they love every second of it
So good.

>>33968179
I don't think regular e-hentai allows loli/shota.
https://hentai2read.com/get_pregnant_half_fish_girl/
https://hitomi.la/manga/inma-san-sakaotoshi-|-succubus-san-s-reverse-fall-english-1407967.html

>>33968175
You know exactly what happens to your yubis

>>33968226
Thanks anon

>>33968243
Deepthroat fingering?

>>33968175
Grab the kobold. Smoosh their face.

>>33964007

>>33967930
>>33968006

>>33968293
>Yes Anon

what would monster girls do if ya gave em noogies?

>>33968301
I'm gonna call her fat and a pig.

>>33968315
Anon, there are nicer ways to get her to sit on your face.

>>33968314
Scalpjob

>>33968301
time to play with her body

>>33968314
Raiju become more powerful

>>33968325
how would that work?

>>33968341
You grind it against the top of her head.

>>33968359
not4me

>>33968366
What about facejobs instead?

>>33968335
Is this power able to be properly gauged?

>>33968402
Measure em in noogiewatts.

>>33964815
You ever actually gonna pay me back for that five-hundo and case of Mino-brau you 'Borrowed' back in 2011?

It's been a decade, Dru. What the hell?

Do you accept?

>uncensored

https://i.imgur.com/yfdReLF.jpg

>>33968222
See, the big problem becomes this.
Which one gets to sit in his lap?
They're too big to fit multiple there at one time.

>>33968434
So what you're saying is that the noogiewatt counter cannot reach a number high enough to properly gauge that Raiju's power?

>>33968457
Of course

>>33968489
Try stacking them on top of each other.

>>33968301
You're really twisting my arm here, but you know what? I think we can come to a compromise here!

Dark elf vampires. Wood elf ghouls. High elf zombies

>>33968553
vampire arachnes, ghoul lamias, and dullahan mersharks

>>33968457
Wait, the same Dragon Commander from Divinity?

>>33968457
What the hell is wrong with anybody liking that much knotty muscle on women.

>>33968516
Anon, getting all those shortstacks to agree would be difficult.
A rotating schedule of positions would be needed.

A lot of work BUT it also means multiple shortstack winghugs at dick height.

Ay yo peace and love to my small- and -lithe-loving niggas in the thread but god bless Synecdoche445.

>>33966160
"Kumo Desu Ka, Nani Ka?"

>>33968652
Eh, its more a problem that the artist doesn't know how to do muscle.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to check with your kiki about which hot drink you want her to specialize in.
They can either do coffees or teas, its rare to get one that does both.

>>33968703
I just want a hot chocolate, do I really have to hire an Ocelomeh maid to get that?

>>33968716
Oh no, that can be done on its own as its under 'cold weather comfort foods' that most maids learn.
The real stuff to, not that crap in a bag

>>33968645
Divinity? Game or doujin?

cheshire momster would be hell and heaven combined

>>33968685
I want to get down with the thiccness

>>33964339
I read that as "All spider girls should be cheshired".
What would that even mean?

>>33968778
yes me too, I just wanna never let go of their bodies as I grope 'em

>>33964150
>>33964162
>should be
Yes.

>>33968777
Incrementally better than atlach nachas

>>33968777
>always embarrassing you in front of friends
>tries to be the "cool mom"
>whenever you try to jack off, her big milf ass shows up out of nowhere

>>33968226
thanks I hate it

>>33966809

>>33968850
>they carried him home that night
>just not to his home

>>33968838
>when she shows up when you're fucking your monster gf

>>33968850
Anon made mistake number one.
Mentioning someone carry him off during Mamuscle Fest

>>33968850
>hey little man, need a lift?
>u-uhh n-no ma'am
>you're already in her arms

>>33968889
Come on, Anon. Don't you know the law? Adopted momsters are to be the sole recipient of son(read: husband) dick.

>>33968777
I hate memes

>>33968778
Still makes me upset that he doesn't use Hitome more. I really love her design.

>>33968916
What if you want a harem?
What if your momster is a bicorn?

>>33968568
>Vampire arachne
Ohh, that's a good one, as are ghoul lamias, although I don't know where you get the dullahan mersharks from. At the risk of being cliche I think the best undead sea girls are spectral types, and maybe zombies

Banshee siren

>>33968522
this is illegal

>>33968922
At least she's not a complete one off character. She shows up regularly enough, I think.

>>33968919
amogus

>>33968928
Oh, you poor Anon. She's gonna get all of her thirsty CC friends to come be you "mommy" too.

>>33968850
that expression on the seated one is perfect

>>33968932
because portable headpats

>>33968568
hell wurm, living armor ochimusa, alice ushi oni

>>33968951
Can I ask her for more girls other than just CCs?

>>33968850
Bet those muscles are just for show. Couldn't even lift a twig like me if they tried.

>>33968977
Sure, but expect her to show the less experienced girls how it's done. Which would lead to you getting drained really hard in front of all of them.

>>33968967
>Sit comfy in your little dingy with your waifu's head nuzzling in your lap while her body goes around massacring poor schools of fish for dinner later tonight
Nope no one gets spooked at a headless shark girl ripping and tearing

>>33968553
>vampire succubus

Wurm is the type of monster that scrapes the cheese and sauce off her pizza and eat the bread part only.

>>33969005
A bit redundant and hard pass on that one in particular

>>33969005
That was a great hentai until she decided to fuck the other guys.

>>33969023
HEY, wurms are best girl, don't you forget that

>>33964250
this made me cum from the heart, as all great pastes should.

>>33968990
>And just like that, Anon became an unwilling participant in one of the most popular videos on BENCHED.com

>>33968850
>>33968882
>>33968904

>>33964007
Can you truly say you love a minotaur if you don't build a maze around your home?

>>33969000
except if you take off a dullahans head they get really lusty, you only do it for max headpats

>>33969073
very nice

>>33969073
If I was in an 2-panel instant loss, this would be it.

>>33969063
Well the heart boner is the most rewarding to stroke. Glad you enjoyed it anon.

>>33969073
muscle-jack flirting!

Mershark pirates. Because rum.

>>33969073
>>33968850
Succ wasted her chance on being smug

>>33969073
Man, she was quick on the draw, succ better up her game.

What species gives the best headpats?

>>33969073
But my mommy!

>>33969120
dumb drunk beach bullies all. As if getting a man is as easy as erupting out of the water while singing the last few notes of the jaws theme.

>>33968850
>>33969073

>normal exercises: squats, push-ups, planks, sit-ups
>monster exercises: squat on husband's dick, push-up fellatio, plank prone bone, sit-up kisses

>>33969185
>not even mentioning the clean and jerk
anon.

>>33969180
owo succ needs to step up her game.

>>33968850
I like the succ

>>33969194
I'm sure her basic cardio and yoga will get her a guy, there's no need for her to try with the heavy free-weights

>>33969192
As you might have noticed, I'm not a very /fit/ man...

>>33969180
can she ever win?

>>33968522
>no BEEG German Greenworm gf to spoil with fruits and veggies

>>33969164
Cu Sith. After receiving so many pets, they must be good at giving them too.

>>33969172
I'm gonna distract her with a loli mershark.

>>33969180
I'd give succ a consolatory headpat.

>>33969180
>>33969204
Only if the dense Anon next door to her in their apartment complex finally wises up and asks her out! It’s pretty much a sitcom with those two!

>>33969270
Why not a consolatory dicking?

>>33964250
it's such a small thing, but I do appreciate feather pubes.

>>33969281
Only winners get dickings, and she isn't a winner.

>>33968553
Vampire demon

>>33969164
pharaohs

>>33969209
Why German?

>>33969292
Just fingerings, then.