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Anonymous Sat Sep 19 01:14:13 2009 No.3396521 [Reply] [Original]

What if /jp/ had a vagina?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 01:16:13 2009 No.3396530 Anonymous would have sex with many faceless men in front of her husbando until her belly swells with semen

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 01:16:13 2009 No.3396529 Boy I would be such a slut.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 01:17:13 2009 No.3396536 I would be a cuter hikikomori with a decrease in sanity to match. Probably.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 01:17:13 2009 No.3396533 I would walk around with a wireless vibrator in all day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 01:18:13 2009 No.3396539 Schlick until my fingers are raw.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 01:18:13 2009 No.3396540 I'd just use a strap on

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 01:22:13 2009 No.3396561 A huge slut.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 02:32:13 2009 No.3396865 But I do have a vagina. I keep it in a refrigerator behind my house.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 02:33:13 2009 No.3396874 >>3396529 >>3396533 >>3396539 These.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 02:34:13 2009 No.3396875 >>3396521 Just a vagina? that's it? What good is a disembodied vagina?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 02:35:13 2009 No.3396886 >>3396529 If you can't get any now, what makes you think you could get any with a vagina?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 02:43:57 2009 No.3396922 >>3396521 Kewl story, bro! > Save the English language: http://www.anonta[removethis]lk.com/ICARE

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 02:44:13 2009 No.3396930 >>3396886 Truth: Any woman can get fucked by any man. But not every man can fuck every woman.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 02:47:13 2009 No.3396940 First find a 'nice' guy to mooch off. NTR Time!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 02:48:13 2009 No.3396945 >>3396930 >Truth: Any woman can get fucked by a man. ftfy

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 02:48:13 2009 No.3396948 >>3396930 There are men who won't cheat on their current females, and those with standards, you know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 02:49:13 2009 No.3396953 >>3396945 >>3396930 I feel like this is more of a bad trait of ourselves, than something against women, somehow.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 02:53:13 2009 No.3396961 >>3396953 It's both.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 02:53:13 2009 No.3396962 >>3396886 Every girl can get laid. even whales. besides anon might be pretty cute as a girl~

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 02:58:13 2009 No.3396982 .... Am I the only one that wouldn't be a slut, and would, instead, try to be a good girl? In fact, I'd probably be like Kotomi, but more quiet and less retarded. And I'd wear girly clothing and skirts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 02:59:13 2009 No.3396986 GETTING LAID IS NOT HARD. YOU BASICALLY JUST HAVE TO LEAVE YOUR HOUSE WHICH /JP/ DOES NOT DO. ALSO, FUCK "GETTING LAID" IF YOU ARE AIMING FOR THAT YOU ARE A PATHETIC LOSER.

>>	Sakura !!sCKns1iPkwx Sat Sep 19 03:00:13 2009 No.3396987 >>3396982 >Am I the only one that wouldn't be a slut Probably not the only one, but one of the few. >I'd probably be like Kotomi, but more quiet and less retarded. Then how are you like Kotomi?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 03:01:13 2009 No.3396990 >>3396986 You're right, but... Yukkuri shiteitte ne, aniki.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 03:01:13 2009 No.3396992 File: 363 KB, 1099x1600, onnnanoko027.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3396982 As a girl, you won't be able to resist the pleasure of been cummed inside

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 03:01:13 2009 No.3396993 >>3396987 I like books and am quiet. Too quiet to be seen as retarded though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 03:02:13 2009 No.3396998 >>3396992 I'd rather be a girl so I could be girly than have sex as a girl...

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 05:49:13 2009 No.3397820 >>3396998 signed

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 05:51:13 2009 No.3397830 I would be a lesbian.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 05:51:13 2009 No.3397831 >>3396992 that one was weird

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 05:52:13 2009 No.3397838 >>3397820 >signed Is this some sort of /a/ meme?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 05:52:13 2009 No.3397842 File: 63 KB, 642x1083, 1251607615844.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3396521

>>	Alice Margatroid !DoLLFaGERs Sat Sep 19 05:52:13 2009 No.3397839 I'd walk around elegantly, and live exactly the same way I do now, just wearing nicer clothes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 05:54:13 2009 No.3397861 Books are filled with counterrevolutionary material. Quiet people are always plotting something against the state. I would be the Red Guard's official slut.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 06:09:13 2009 No.3397995 >>3397838 It used to be.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 06:10:13 2009 No.3398002 >>3396519 > Save the English language: http://www.anonta[removethis]lk.com/ICARE Hivemind.

Anonymous Sat Sep 19 06:11:13 2009 No.3398012

If i had a vagina? Id be one ugly whore, thats for sure. I wouldnt be getting laid either way, so i dont think my life would be much different than what it is now. Except that id be stuffing shit in my pussy instead of fucking my hand. That would be awesome i gather.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 06:12:13 2009 No.3398022 OP said nothing about also being a woman.

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