/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Guide: https://tatsumoto-ren.github.io/blog/table-of-contents

>djt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShNQ7iWS1xA

bros...

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>>33930856
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>>33930864
>animecards.shill
that thread sucks stfu

good thread, you even waited till the last minute and didnt make it early on

>>33930864
bad thread since there was already a thread

real guide

>jannie misses again
why happen

>>33930909
how do you start immersing before you learned hiragana and katakana? you cant even read yotsuba or flying witch

>>33930917
eggs lut?

>>33930791

>>33930943
watch something

>>33930943
listen to japs talking all day

janny does it again

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkoidwsLXCg

you have to be kidding me the janny leaves the one advertising a website

i aint posting in this piece of shit if u want me ill have discord open

>>33931172
>>33931190
it was first thats all that matters
now stop making stupid threads and just take the one that already exists
like any of this thread autism matters

other thread was properly numbered and more replies but was deleted

fuck you, wanikani shilling mod

>>33931243
fuck off we don't want DJT advertising some paid product and he makes the thread like 5 hours before the old one dies

me on my wanikani grind
https://streamable.com/vxb413

>>33931248
the other one had queefs link at the top anyway

these thread are permanently shit, goodbye

clench

>>33931248
>more replies
yeah 4 by anacreaon and 4 by jamal

djt is over pack it up boys

you guys are letting a guy that cant read 怒る make the threads lol

yooooo based jannies?

all tripfags need to be banned immediately and permanently

>>33931284
おこる


u okoru bro?

>>33931262
he made it like 5 minutes before the last thread died

the shill thread got deleted and the hololive thread got its image removed im ok with this

>>33931204
>jamal decides to fuck off
we made it real lmfao

https://streamable.com/nw9lo1

i was thinking: using anki to train output can be that bad, right? if we're talking only of the most commons 1000 words

just to train yourself to access those common words faster

https://streamable.com/d2bf9b

>>33931317
kys faggot no one likes you either

>>33931338

big W for holochads

(you know what the W stands for)

>>33931332
i like him :)
i also like jamal though

>>33931343
that guide looks pretty good actually. we already have a decent thread here though, try again tomorrow

https://opencorporates.com/companies/us_or/156543796

>>33931345
yeah it stands for big woss like the toddlerspeak u enjoy so much

>>33931284
wait i never realized that 怒 contains the kanji for incel

genius janny

>>33931371
holy based lmao

>>33931369
stands for wanicunnie

>>33931373
king solomon esque

>>33931367
Events for MATT VS. JAPAN LLC

On 2019-06-10
Incorporated
Between 2019-06-10 and 2019-06-12
Addition of officer MATT L BONDER, agent
Between 2019-06-10 and 2019-06-12
Addition of officer MATT L BONDER, individual with direct knowledge
Between 2019-06-10 and 2019-06-12
Addition of officer MATT L BONDER, member
Between 2020-07-07 and 2020-07-14
Removal of officer MATT L BONDER, individual with direct knowledge


yo did matt get fired?

any 面白い manga reccs ? really enjoyed その 着せ替え人形 は恋をする so far

https://youtu.be/KG31U014Lkw

it shows his mom's address lol

be honest, how many anime tv series (not movies, ovas, etc.) have you watched?

i don't mean exclusively raw, though you can include that number too if you know it

>>33931426
jojo

>>33931430
she hot

>>33931367
>https://opencorporates.com/companies/us_or/156543796
whew got scared my c-corp would dox me but it doesnt show my info or name

>>33931441
includes movies and ovas sorry. no idea for non-raw but not that much really compared to you guys

https://streamable.com/vapwh
i need the full context for this. i know he likes trump but i wanna know he's not an outright racist

>>33931475
>16 completed
you could just count them if this is all you've seen lmfao

>>33931441
like 150 with jp subs/raw and 150 with eng subs

>>33931416
wtf

maybe he just ended the company altogether

>>33931441
~280
didn't watch anime before i started learning nip, maybe some eng subbed naruto and inuyasha as a teen but that was about it

>>33931517
seriously? what did you start learning for in that case?

>>33931324
who is the guy laughing

>>33931482
he married a japanese lady, ergo hes a typical alt right chud fetishizing asian women baka

https://youtu.be/ShNQ7iWS1xA
just watched this even though i linked it twice.

>joey's top two are korone and okayu

>>33931441
dunno like 70

>>33931545
oh no movies or ovas. i guess its even lower like 40-45 or something

joey anime man is in this thread shilling hololive and wanikani

>>33931343
>>33931343
>>33931343
>>33931343
>>33931343
>>33931343
>>33931343

>>33931534
vovanvsjapan, a youtuber.

>>33931588
it failed bro. just let it die

>>33931524
i started for 3d idols but i got tired of it and deleted all of my shit, now i just watch anime and read vinnies

everyone report this thread so they delete it
its not good

>>33931598
>3d idols
will never understand this

>>33931604
dont care

>>33931604
https://youtu.be/a71vvcsp2kE
calli takes the n3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fbXTy232so

this shill thread may be dead but shit's popping off in jamal's server

https://discord.gg/NksJWuxs

>>33931665
thanks. checked in for a sec but looks like shit

>>33931642
made the だんだん mistake too when i took this test for fun because i thought of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trYAzREsxJo

if wanichad got tripfags fuck off to discord

>>33931619
it was just cute girls doing cute things but in 3d, i started with variety shows like akbingo
dunno if you've ever been into pro wrestling but it also has an element of the "watching your favorite climb the ranks" thing

>>33931441
there are less than 20 GOOD anime that i have watched

https://youtu.be/CSUjkE4TOoQ

the anti matt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SQd8DnvbqI

>>33931692
can kinda understand that all the good idol variety ended the same time akbingo ended and the rest of what it means to be an idol wota can only happen if you're in japan so there's not much to hang onto right now

>>33931738
"i was doing 800 reps a day but today i found the WaniKani Ultimate deck"

>>33931745
why is he doing this

>>33931745
>all the example sentences are just george "feeling it out"
yikes

>>33931818
he has natives check everything

>>33931823
he was on call with his wife 5 mins ago in the vid

>>33931823
>he has natives check everything
you mean his wife 流し読みing

I finally finished that update I posted about a few threads ago
Every Yomichan dictionary except Kanjium works now
https://github.com/ripose-jp/Memento/releases/tag/v0.4.0-alpha
Please give feedback

>>33931977
he has other employees too

3 eps into samurai 7 and its pretty good so far

>>33931986
imagine going through the effort of creating a convulated software solution like this to learn japanese lmfao
when i learned english, i never used anything like this at all. i simply took classes, and spoke to native speakers until i became fluent.

>>33931986
what is the problem you are trying to solve with this

>>33932056
I enjoy coding
>>33932065
Switching windows to look up subtitles and having to use video players that aren't mpv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z71md2rjGjE

lets go etc

>>33932078
you don't have to switch windows to use yomichan, the hover lookup functionality works without focusing the window

>coding
i hate that word. it rarely gets used correctly

>>33932078
i guess its kinda neat that you can hover over the words within the player itself instead of on the html page. do you need to have the double subs on though? i wouldnt use it if you cant disable that. does the automated card generation also add the audio like analfaggots and mini rapists scripts do?

tbqh most people here are prolly like me and are comfortable enough with their existing mpv setup that they wont switch

>>33932106
I know that, but I like watching anime in full screen
Honestly this project was inspired by how much I hated using Voracious back when people still used that garbage

>>33932140
Its just an mpv wrapper
If you press v, the subtitles will disappear on the player but still appear below it

>>33931986
lmao yoga trying to make the same thing a reality having to use some shitty in-browser player which supports flv only and this random fuck just blows him away

>>33931986
nice

>>33932142
this is a nice project and good coding practice but don't expect anyone to use it since it has strictly less features than what is available.

what you should've made is a fork of the mpv android player that does this, since nothing like this exists on android.

>>33932186
I need to know what it has less features than so I can eventually add them
Mostly I've just been comparing this against Animebook and Anecron's script

matt must be crying that he lost all of this and is now stuck in an endless loop making videos about card types

>>33932247
i mean, the standard setup is mpv+clipboard inserter page. does it have feature parity with that? anacreon's script is just a lua file so if you want to copy all the features in it just read it and see what all it does. the first thing that comes to mind is this >>33932140

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzvcH65ffag

>>33932275
I didn't actually read the second part about the audio, but yeah there's an option to add the audio from the video
If you really wanted to, you could also just use Ana's script with it. It's mpv and I don't disable adding plugins.

waiting for someone to make a non-bloated version of yoga's addon that works on netflix, youtube ,etc

>>33932311
>you could also just use Ana's script with it.
but then you'd just be back to using 2 windows again and ur whole thing is now pointless...

>>33932311
not him but i might try it if it can also do that. what about being able to change the size and position of the subs on the video? i'm autistic about that it has to be 0.8 size and 86/100 position lol

>>33932316
ask ripose-jp to do it lol

waiting for some nerd to invent machine learning programs that can produce an optimal guide for learning japanese.
its the logical next step after machine translation software - teaching languages optimally.

>>33932337
and will work just as well

>>33932337
read more

there i invented it

goerge cant read idomu but he got that swagger. can you really say the same?

>>33932337
the best way is to consume comprehensible input. people have already done machine analysis of games/shows/books to find the easiest ones

>anacreon and jamal desparately trying to make the other thread happen
>this thread is almost entirely tripfag free

>>33932326
You could do it through mpv, but the subtitle search bar below the player is static. It disappears in full screen unless you move your mouse, but I guess I should add a way to hide it.

why do all these youtubers pronounce "anki" wrong

>>33932375
anacreon...

how much electricity could you generate with a 水車?

>>33932417
matt says onkey
yoga says enki

its the real reason they broke apart

>>33932417
give an example

>>33932436
wareya actually

>>33932444
depends

>>33932444
water car?

two of the crippled youtubers i watch did a collab lets goo

>>33932528
seabolt and who?

>>33932472
could you be self sufficient?

>>33932465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z71md2rjGjE

>>33932542
gigguk and jacksepticeye

>>33932605
enki

>>33932558
depends

>>33932618
i see

jannies are wise and a half managing to quarantine namefags into a thread literally labeled garbage.

>>33932605
his vocabulary is over 9000!!

>>33932674
is this thread really much better without them?

>>33932700
>literally talking about learning japanese
fuck yes

>>33932709
>fuck yes
well i'm glad you like this thread cuz i've been posting the whole time hahahaha

get rekt dumb ass

so have i lol

>>33932736

>>33932605
that thumbnail makes my blood fucking boil holy fuck wanna beat the everloving shit out of them

you could have saved her djt
https://youtu.be/625qGowSEbA

who is gonna break it to anal faggot that passive immersion doesnt work so having some random variety show on in the background while you tirelessly shitpost in djt wont amount to anything haha

>>33932799
nobita basically hits on all kinds of things i talk about its kinda crazy
dudes woke af and ftw

>>33932799
>10 minutes 44 seconds
skipped
show me a news article or something instead and ill read it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD76XB7Arvc

>>33932823
pewdiepie is a millionaire. he doesnt even need to learn japanese, he can just hire an interpreter.
thats prob what bill gates does too when he travels the world.

behold the great country that is japan

dont show og this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=625qGowSEbA#t=98

>>33932823
didnt watch but i bet he cant even read nhk easy

yep japans dogshit

>>33932605
>Such a thick beard/moustache
I hate him.

the kimi no na wa ost is great

>>33932910
mines like that but im ugly so it doesnt matter lol

lmfao u cant make this shit up

what a got dang name lmao

>>33932905

>>33932848
i was the one who linked it, strawman nigger

>>33932934
why are you mocking that poor victim

>>33932917
yeah radwimps ftw

>>33932934
translation: "getting buggered turned me pedo now do the same"

>>33932957
thats not a mock hes being a bro dude like its perfect what a guy

>>33932953
cant wait till we watch the new nobita video every week together and i sing nothing but praises and u tell me to "shut up ni**er"

>>33932823
lol jamal if u really want the kame house u gotta tutor this guy for a small 8 figure fee

wish there was director commentary for my favorite shows

>>33933011
as soon as my lil ゲームストップ does a lil sum ill be multiple times above that dudes net worth and also continue never clicking a single 1 of his vids ever

finna call a group of japanese people 野郎共 like askeladd

>>33932799
you have no idea how much nobita resonates with me he's so perfect

what can i say i write posts the whole world remembers

>>33933038
for real? that guy makes $60m a year

>>33933097
if it goes actually bananas and approaches 6 figs yea but thats obviously dream world bc i would be a multi hundred millionaire

>>33933080
absolute fuckin gremlin

>>33933125

i cant believe this guy saved all my mashiron thumbs up pics thinking by posting all of them every thread i wont be able to

u dont know who ur messing with

also theres more where that came from

why do white people commit all the school shootings

>>33932799
i mean i'd save her but in another interview she said she did compensated dating and already had a boyfriend who abused her so that's a sailed ship

i dont think id save her or be her boyfriend

she seems really strong and is gonna make it herself i dont need reach out to her from a place of sympathy its basically just as bad as the guy from beautiful life in the beginning who didnt know how to act with a girl in a wheelchair

>>33933182
>(((white)))

>>33933256
top left looks like a fuckin orc

but jews are white

>>33931482
>he likes trump
not really. he seems kinda neutral about him actually https://youtu.be/nGayuhsopr0?t=216

>>33933256
thats a bait picture right? well i dont know much about the other guys, but elliot's mother is malaysian, and his father is british.

>>33933309
he literally dressed up as trump during the last election lol

imagining og wearing a ウィメン for トランプ shirt at a rally

>>33933327
he was mocking trump the entire time lol

>>33933327
he seemed mostly neutral in that one too but he was obviously making fun of him with that impression

is jamal white or black

>>33933373
yes

the eternal dilemma

>>33933407
dont ever wanna see this shit again

>>33933373
he's living proof that hapas are mentally ill

>>33933407
The image that destroyed /djt/

>>33933418
ill post what i want and ull like it u dumb bitch

>>33933431
only remember 1 ponkotu brain retard being destroyed by his own inability to understand simple japanese

>>33933418
don't know some of those words

>>33933482
cope

>>33933447

>>33933418
mfw I can transcribe that image without a dictionary but I barely understand it

>>33933522
>>33933493
think this is the ponkotu brained guy i was talking about

>>33933418
>>33933517
japanese people are savage

a lot of kanji that have the radical 工 are pronounced kou
thats good to know, so if i come across a kanji i dont know yet, and it has a 工 component, ill just read it as kou

>>33933573
retard

>>33933373
have u seen my legg

>>33933573
左

>>33933593
didnt say all kanji, i said a lot of kanji

今日も一日頑張るぞい！

>>33933573
>>33933583
http://bretmayer.com/soundtag.html
hes not retarded

>>33933407
i just understand it

>>33933659
>i totally understand the sentence
>just feel it bro
every time

>>33933565
BASED

why did matt try to make money from telling people about immersion? its not like this is his idea. anyone who ever successfully learned a language used immersion

is ponkotu og's new fotm word or something?

>>33933659
based gary ben

>>33933407
based

>>33933671
cope and seethe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHFvt5L4nHs

>>33933677
we learned yesterday that matt has no creative potential and is chinese thats why werent u paying attention

>>33933407
>just when i was thinking about where you disappeared off to, it's because of the smell of cum after you came back
easy peasy you faggot

>>33933690
doubt he can read that

>>33933697
it's for you

I regret being a NEET for 10 years so much and I can't cope with the regret at all

>>33933671

>>33933690
>you're thinking and that's not serving its purpose, emi-chan, you will be sensing it, hey!
how'd i do, senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4_C-URxT8M
jesus fucking christ bros

>>33933723
yeah ur not joining my scanlation team any time soon

>>33933697
>just when i was thinking about where you disappeared off to, it's because of the smell of cum after you came back
what did he mean by this

>>33933712
>>>/r9k/

>>33933723
wtf is this shit

>>33933752
I avoid going there sorry for my drunk friday night post

>>33933723
I'm blown away you sound great

>>33933690
how would sarah translate yo?

>>33933746
anon...

>>33933762
arigato

wanna blow away analfaggot with a 12 gauge

>>33933766
>anon...
it's complete ass sorry bro

is this good

>>33933697
sarah ?

>>33933697
Literal translation aside, what's the real meaning of the sentence?

>>33931441
probably 100 in total

>>33933745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI6KKXJ1TUg
on a bender tonight

>>33933407
who do you think you're fooling? first you're off to somehwere, then suddenly you're back and smell like semen

>>33933817
wait till djt is no more and u realize all the time u spent w. me was basically just this movie

im trying to read a doujin that not translated while also trying to learn some grammar and can't understand the implication of these two lines
マスタの言いつけと
ウソをつき
Does the second line imply that the fact they were orders is a lie, or is it saying both orders and lies

>>33933760
you cant change the past, only the future.
its up to you to make the best of your life from now on.
as someone once said, you will never be as young again as you are today.

>>33931441
134, have never watched a single one raw.

>>33933836
if I worked some shitty job for the time I've been a neet I could have had like 100k saved up. Instead I have nothing at all wtf

>>33933820
Ding ding ding

>>33933836
the best day to live was yesterday but the next best day to live is today

*looks out the window and sighs*

how tf do you guys stay neets for a decade? do you all have rich parents?

*throws a brick thru your window*

>>33933855
if it makes you feel better, there are plenty of people that have jobs but are still poor.

all people with jobs are poor cuz they have no time

>>33933855
what life changing shit can you do with 100k that you can't do as a NEET?

>>33933895
100k is a lot of money. granted if I did have a job I probably would have moved out of my parents place which would have cut that number significantly so it's whatever I guess..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBoK24vBSCg
apare apare apare naaaaa

kys

asoree

>>33933895
move to japan?

かわええ
https://youtu.be/sFhZwK8DsZo

>>33933921
i'm of the opinion that if someone allows himself to be a neet for 10 (!) years they probably don't have it in them to make a move that impactful to their lives

>>33930791
what image was deleted???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz9RTOKpLsM
been a minute since i listened to this banger

read 70k today hisashiburi ni

wanna split djters skulls open with the jaws of life and take a dump in the hole

>>33933959
you posted the wrong version bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2WH8mHJnhM

reading my first vn and doing 200 lines minimum every day. my reading comprehension is machine translation tier atm. when did you guys get past this stage?

>>33934000
still wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJLvsVrNdI8

>>33934003
i'm not on that point yet

>>33931441
like 92 mostly raw and the rest subbed in japanese
if i had to include stuff i watched in english it would go up to 120-140 i think

how young are some of you people out of curiosity. feel i'm the oldest person to start learning jp here sometimes

why's djt so dead today

>>33933677
we should seriously not bring his name up anymore, the guy is irrelevant, don't watch his videos or give him views, just ignore him

>>33934043
i have a feeling the average age for the regulars is 25 tho i am 20
>>33934047
the op

>>33934003
year or two of 3+ hours of input per day

>>33934043
59 but I didn't just start, took courses and been dabbling in learning it for probably 5 years now off and on, I scatter my attention on a number of different things so not as fast as could be but not stressed about it at all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRWcIuSZVCk
his vids are good but theyre so fucking looooooong dude is so long winded

>>33934056
i'm 29 and started early this year. i've probably watched like 250+ anime but all subbed because i never cared about learning the language before that lol

>>33934065
what the fuck

>>33934003
3 months

>>33934043
26 but i started with 23 also i'm this guy >>33931517
at this point i can pretty much watch and read whatever i want

>>33934003
4 months

>>33933941
just mined スマイル

>>33934084
how much time did you invest

>>33934043
lotta creeps in this thread so i wont reveal my age, but im already older than the prime human age (25)

>>33934104
just posting a number isn't enough to get doxxed

>>33934003
in my 6th month or so and what i did was read a vn with a 10k characters per day goal while watching anime
>>33934070
i cant image watching that much english subbed anime
>>33934065
age is definitely just a number

>>33934043
4chan is older than half the posters in here.

>>33934043
im 30, started in aug 2011 with heisigs masterwork

I think my neet brain is not suited to learning a language like this, I keep thinking about other stuff I want to do instead of reviewing anki and I have no clear goal so why bother.

かわいいアジア人ガールフレンドがいない感じ

>>33934127
stop doing anki and start doing what you want to do in japanese instead

>>33934126
what level would you say you're at? i wish i started that early

>>33934095
probably 3-4 hours per day on average but i didn't keep time, i just made it a habit to watch anime and read every single day, sometimes more sometimes less

>>33934137
I don't want to ruin video games for myself by making them about learning

>>33934140
at the level where people itt think im good at japanese

>>33934130
that doesn't say what you believe it says

>>33934127
anki should take up like 20 minutes of your day at most everything else is watching and reading cool nihongo stuff
>but there's not enough content i'm interested in!
quit now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGnHY9uALOo
wtf

>>33934172
how do i fix it

>>33934178
nvm he moved to japan when he was 4

damn im gonna go to a mcdonalds in japan and ask for a スマイル to-go

>>33934155
lol you have the wrong mindset
instead of using a videogame to 'learn japanese' you should play a videogame that just so happens to be in japanese
if you are not having fun there is no way you can get good in this language

>>33934173
there's plenty of content but i don't have the backbone and it feels like a slog so i'll probably give up. i'm impressed at how good people here are at it though, 4chan has some surprisingly talented people

>>33934188
dunno

what do u think of my hand writing

>>33934173
oh i missed this post but anki takes me significantly longer than this because i have bad retention

>>33934198
I find videogames are a frustrating way to learn if it is the type of game where what they are saying actually matters to the game.

>>33934212
don't really like that style but at least it's neat

>>33934212
objectively speaking its good but i dont like it since it looks like a subpar computer font

>>33934198
i care about video games too much because i'm a loser and i wouldn't want to play a game where i could miss stuff because i'm translating shit poorly. i guess i could replay some games i've beaten many times before in japanese but i don't think i'm at the level yet where i can even begin to do that

>>33934238
objectively speaking it's not that good, the kanji proportions aren't correct mostly

>>33934212
agf?

>>33934224
i see the problem
you are just not comfortable with partial understanding, honestly you just have to deal with the haze until it gets less hazy

>>33934212
ye looks like ur trying to religiously copy computer fonts try looking at some handwriting examples on google images and get a 手書き font as inspiration

if u watch jp subbed anime and toggle to the eng subs when u cant get something u wont miss anything pertaining to the plot

>>33934207
maybe this is better
かわいいアジア人の彼女がいない悲しさ

>>33933820
wrong

worst hairstyle type in anime

i just randomly told myself i wanted to see how much japanese i could learn by 2022 while casually learning but that mindset doesn't work, this shit is so militaristic. i just want to watch jp vtubers but that'll take me like 2 years of grinding flashcards

>>33934281
i feel like this is a bad idea for a beginner since they might fall into the trap of always having subs on for things they dont 100% understand

>>33934299
is it perfectly literal? no
does it convey the meaning? yeah
if you disagree make your case

dam bro 夕方 be kiddin me

>>33934310
i toggled every single time i couldnt parse the jp sentence and it worked out fine for me but everyone can do what they feel makes the most sense

>>33934292
it's taking some sort of shape now find a better way to say asian gf

>i just randomly told myself i wanted to see how much japanese i could learn
yep, this one is not gonna make it.

https://youtu.be/wZGx-jUgA94
これは愛

My Daughter Turned Out To Be The Child Of My Wife's Affair Partner, So I Gathered All My Relatives And Got Revenge Seeded Confectionery Ring

lmfao how do they come up with this shit

>>33934332
obviously not lol i just can't do the complete lifestyle thing you people do, it's really impressive though.

>>33934307

>>33934313
>is it perfectly literal? no
nothing wrong with that
>does it convey the meaning? yeah
only partially
>if you disagree make your case
there's no だ or any kind of verb at the end of the sentence to imply that he's arrived so your "then suddenly you're back" translation is incorrect
から doesn't have the explanatory function here since it has to be paired with だ when it comes to nouns (臭い is a noun obviously), so it has to mean "from the smell", but i don't know how it fits the first half of the sentence so i can't offer any solutions

>>33934340
I'm A Masochist Who Loves Bad Girls So I Was Delighted When The In-Home Masseuse I Ordered Was Willing And Eager To Fry My Balls With Some Electricity!

>>33934348
oh you're the autist who keeps posting the image lol

>>33934342
I think this is why I bounced off too, I never realized actually but you really do need to make as much as your life as possible Japanese and to me that just made me detest the language so I didn't make it.

>>33934370
take your meds

>>33934340
even better when they right out put em through google translate in batches

>>33934352
think og was in this one

>>33934325
東風おなご
アジアカノ
アジア系honey
イースターンプリンセス

>>33934348
imagine being this shit at japanese but being so convinced you know what you're talking about lol

>>33934388
how about you cope more by "feeling" it, bro

>>33934348
>there's no だ or any kind of verb at the end of the sentence to imply that he's arrived so your "then suddenly you're back" translation is incorrect
what do you think 戻ってきた時 implies
>から doesn't have the explanatory function here since it has to be paired with だ when it comes to nouns
the fuck does this even mean
>臭い is a noun obviously
lmfao and we're done boys you don't know japanese

>>33934372
>>33934342
most people aren't normal and this insane pursuit for perfection isn't healthy. you can get to a pretty satisfying level of japanese by casually learning

>>33934392
i understand 100% what it means without any feeling necessary lol

>>33934065

Why are we going on about that semen picture again

>>33934348
>臭い is a noun obviously
oh nonononoono

>>33934317
you kata ?

>>33934413
cause the retard who posted it is autistic and can't let it go

臭いな臭い

>>33934433
crippled

>>33934397
>what do you think 戻ってきた時 implies
there's still から at the very end, what the fuck would it be doing there?
>lmfao and we're done boys you don't know japanese
nice projecting, nihongo can be ambiguous, in this context 臭い isn't an adjective since the explanatory function of から isn't needed here

>>33934399
>i understand 100% what it means
no you don't, you can't make case for your "le feels" translation
>i don't feel it lol
that's what you think
if you can't explain the rationale behind your non-literal translation (nothing bad in those translations btw), then you're feeling it

臭い claims another victim

>>33934348
ウザイから

>>33934386
3rd one's good

>>33934342
nah thats not even what i meant. you can learn casually and still make a lot of progress.
but your motivation is weak. in 2022 you still wont be able to watch vtubers, so you will get bored and give up.

>>33934447
felt like i shouldve added a マイ in the 4th one

>>33934348
>>33934441
>in this context 臭い isn't an adjective
u just killed urself my friend
it's ザーメンくさい
namely, an adjective
rest in piece

>>33933723
>>33934397
never gonna make it

oh shit i found an old /a/ thread regarding my crippled japanese
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/72672926/#72673630

>>33934386
im white and racist and even i find these degrading

i wish he woulda told us he thought it was nioi last time that woulda saved a lot of trouble lol

>>33934441
>in this context 臭い isn't an adjective since the explanatory function of から isn't needed here

>>33934461
still can't explain what から is doing at the end of that sentence

>>33934441
im not the guy who posted the translation but i have a master's in jp translation from a top 10 ranked uni in the world and he's right
i could explain it in complete depth but im not going to because you're arrogant + autistic and don't deserve help
your understanding of japanese is completely fucked i recommend you wipe your brain and restart

>>33934456
i know my motivation is flimsy but it's also hard to just come up with strong motivation for something out of nowhere. i guess the main thing would be i've never learned anything by myself in life and i wonder if i could get to a satisfactory point here but i also doubt that. thanks for entertaining my doomer posting before bed though some people are actually really impressively dedicated here

>>33934467
2012 lmfao whats ur fuckign problem

>>33934478
>>33934444

>>33934397
please stop embarrassing urself you need more anime

>>33934479
Inferiority complex much?

>>33934479
youre almost as full of shit as he is

>>33934490
there's the uppercase 本性 coming thru

you can get fluent just from raw anime and manga

>>33934484
>what? what's から doing at the end of that sentence? y-you're noisy, shut up!
Keep "feeling it", tripfag

>>33934484
i googled 彼女がいない感情 and that's the only result that showed up
feeling bad

>>33934493
that's ciaran's and he knows japanese so u better shut da fuck up before teleports behind you and goes all 一刀両断 on u

I wonder how many people actually started learning Japanese because of virtual youtube avatars playing video games and how long it would take someone to go from beginner to being able to follow along with a stream like that. Don't they talk with exaggerated slang or whatever.

>>33934490
what am i feeling inferior about im secure in the knowledge you are crippled and im not
>>33934493
? it's all true

>>33934483
>it's also hard to just come up with strong motivation for something out of nowhere
that's true
it really comes down to the question: can you see yourself using the japanese language for the rest of your life?
if not, you probably shouldnt learn japanese, because you will sink in years into learning it

ultimate EZ guide

1. hiragana and katakana
2. core 2k deck with furigana sentences and audio. 10 new cards a day. repeat new sentences out loud.
3. manga 1 hour a day with lookups.
4. watching raw anime 2 hours a day, lookups optional.

>>33934509
theres no scottish university in the top 10

funny thing is i already explained unambiguously what the から is doing last thread but his skull is too thick to comprehend it

>>33934529
how much time between steps because 3 and 4 is a pretty big leap

>>33934533
lol'd

bunch of dekinai niggers never heard of 気持ち or 感じがするlike a bunch of feelets

>>33934533
he went to a japanese university where he got to take a video of a rich guy's elevator

>>33934478
>still can't explain what から is doing at the end of that sentence
it explains why it's バレバレ that he just fucked a hoe
what the hell else do you expect it to do

>>33934543
there isnt

>>33934548
thought you stopped using the nigger word og

>>33934539
not him but after 20-40 hours or so

i meant u cant explain japanese to someone so they can feel it

its like trying to explain what sex feels like to a virg

the only way u know is if u get it in there and know it from feeling it urself

that said me and og r going to bed its movie night thinkin tokyo tribe or saitama rappers

>>33934555
>it explains why it's バレバレ that he just fucked a hoe
you're behaving like the first half of the sentence doesn't exist, anon
the second half by itself would have been totally fine

>>33934556
who said it was a scottish university

>>33934526
it's just something i do to kill time instead of play more games now. i won't make it but that's alright, just don't have the ability to get motivated for anything in life

>>33934563
>you just can't explain it bro
biggest cope i've seen in a long time

>>33934564
>you're behaving like the first half of the sentence doesn't exist
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>>33934560
i said no more rascism. it's a colloquial 'nigger' i assure you

>>33934582
my man you can't fit かと思えば with that second half, at least not so that your translation works

you know what's fucking hilarious this retard has been brooding over this sentence for 8 months and to this day he thought it was read as サーメンにおい and is a noun lmao

>>33934566
heh u just activated my trap card

>>33934564
there is no first or second half, there is only one sentence that can be taken as a single unit

dont know dont care
stfu and kys

>>33934599
oh yeah i'm sure you'd know lol

>>33934578
i aint got time to hang out w. small fry w. u so ill slay u swiftly tonight

explain the phrase よろしくお願いします

have fun

>>33934608
you can phrase it however you want, the fact is that かと思えば doesn't fit with the から the way you think

>>33934616
>the fact is that かと思えば doesn't fit with the から the way you think
explain why this would be the case and i will 貴様を相手にする

not following this whole semen stink thing can someone give me the gist of it

>>33934616
かとおもえば has nothing to do with the から lol the から is referring to the entire sentence not any individual part of it

does it make anyone else seethe that u will never be as good as queeran at japanese

>>33934629
it's an easy as shit sentence but this stupid r*dditor is trying to understand it in the terms of some grammar rules he doesn't actually understand

this guy genuinely has autism and thinks he has some supreme insight into japanese grammar that allows him to say that things aren't possible when his entire understanding of the language is built on a foundation misconceptions like "kara has to go with だ for it's explanatory power ??"
you will not be able to help him

>>33932444
isn't it a good machine to create friends?

>>33934651
bet he knows more than u

>>33934667
you don't

semen kusai karada

how are we still on the から topic thought we already tried explaining it 100 times without it working two entire threads ago

>>33934614
>comparing that sentence to a simple adjective describing a noun situation
good job on outing yourself as a pseud, and let's explain why:
1. よろしくお願いします
expression (which derives from よろしい) attached to a verb
easily understandable
2. かと思えば sentence that ends with におい (agree with >>33934633 so i won't count から)
???
if your translation was correct, the second half would be something like "臭いザーメンで戻ってきた" or "臭いザーメンまみれ戻ってきた"
what the fuck is even とき doing in that sentence in the first place?

men pretend the can love meanwhile
https://scitechdaily.com/stressed-brain-linked-to-broken-heart-syndrome/