/jp/ - Otaku Culture

my hair is too short for pig tails

needs a silly hat

Why is she outside her room?

Is that a chain chomp on her head?

/jp/-tan would never leave her room of her own accord.

The only one who can even coax her out for a little while is /tg/-neesan.

NIPPOOON!

Me in the middle.

I am pleased to be the little girl.

>>3391100
/tg/-neesan (*'ー' *)

why is she not HIKIKOMORI

>>3391122
That's Kiri Komori, not Hikikomori, baka.

Does this artist have a website? I hate him for always drawing /b/ and /v/ related shit, but I like his art.

>>3391137
No, you're baka. Baka.

Hello, /jp/

I am your father and I do not watch X-Play

>>3391137

Kiri Komori IS a hikikomori.

>>3391146
;_;

>>3391160
Sorry about that.

me on the couch

>>3391095

The /jp/ engraved on her forehead is enough to qualify her for touhoudom.

But most people on /jp/ don't have fathers. That's why we ended up like this.

>>3391212
I don't have a mother. I have a father, I just barely see him.

>>3391212
Don't pool us in with sociopaths. I bet most people here have normal families.

>>3391212
...Oh fucking Christ. Is this true?

>>3391231
Anybody who doesn't have a father must be a sociopath1
You fucking disgust me. Fuck you.

>>3391212
Huh? I have a father. He mostly listens to music in his room all day.

>>3391212

I've had a father my entire life.

He's a strong, supportive man with iron-shod will yet is lenient and understanding.

.. Good thing he has 4 other boys to be proud of.

>>3391239
No, but if you end the sentence with "that's why we ended up here" then it implies some sort of disfunction associated with not having a father.

>>3391212
I have a father. He just wasn't ever around.

>>3391230
>>3391249
Okay, then most people here either don't have fathers or have shitty fathers.

>>3391265
Hey, fuck you, my dad is awesome. My mother is an alcoholic though and I hate her.

>>3391265
This sounds fairly accurate. Though that could be more of a genetic thing, if the same genes which made our fathers shitty have helped to make us shut-ins.

>>3391212

My dad wanted kids but didn't want to raise them so he's been on the sidelines for all of my life. He didn't even give me the guy talk, he just bought me a book about it. My dad is inept and my mom doesn't care so I never have anyone to talk to about things except for my sister but she has a million problems of her own.

So, /jp/ is the angry daughter of /v/ and /a/?
Makes more sense than it should.

/jp/-chan would sneak out of her room one night, drug /tg/-neesan, and drag him back to her room to have her way with him forever.

>>3391284
>neesan
>him
...

>>3391284
>neesan
>him
๏̯͡๏

This is my impression of /jp/.

>>3391296
ERROR: INTENDED WORD WAS HER

>>3391086
Could you give more information?
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>>3391296
/t/rap /g/irl

>>3391275
>My mother is an alcoholic though and I hate her.

Same here, except I don't have a father. During elementary schooI I could never bring a friend home because mom was always drunk. One time I came home from school and she was sleeping naked on the floor and there was a pee stain on the carpet. That scene traumatized me for the rest of my life. ;_;

>>3391331

Did you stick it in?

/jp/ is an absolute slut. She can simply never get dicks off of her mind. She'll be lucky to be able to hold down a job when she grows up.

>>3391339
She's never going to grow up. She'll be loli forever.

>>3391339
/jp/ is an attractive girl who refuses to go out because the outside world is far beyond her standards.

Then she uses /sci/'s help to clone herself and trains the baby clone as a slave. All is well.

>>3391339
Dicks. I just can't stop thinking about them

>>3391086
Wow. This board is so cool!
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>>3391316
Excellent!

>>3391400
you said it spambud.

>>3391384

No!! Sakura-kun is a good girl!

The girl in this picture doesn't look Polish. She's not /jp/.

>>3391384
Dicks

>>3391453
Ducks

>>3391440

>>3391459
lol'd hard like a retard.

>>3391086
Lots of weirdos here...
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>>3391428
I'm sorry Zun...

I have a permanent :< face.

>>3391316
If /tg/ is female, then he's been identifying and living as a fa/tg/uy forever. I hope you like big manly hairy tits and thick neckbeard.

>>3391440

>>3391486
Reversetrap unmoe.

>>3391486

Just because they identify as anything does not change their moe~ anthropomorphication.

I'm not sure what this thread is about, but did someone mention dicks?

>>3391508
/tg/'s been male since /ck/ made him mug-muffins.

>>3391519
/jp/-tan is obsessed with them. They dominate her thoughts and dreams at all times.

So since /tg/ is male, I suppose it'd just make it more interesting for /jp/ to be raping him.

>>3391466

I still think you're wonderful, Sakura-kun. My feelings for you remain unchanged.

>>3391547
/jp/ wishes to rape only other little girls.

/jp/ would dress /tg/ up in moemoe girl's clothing, even if he's a fat hairy man, his struggles would only make her more excited.

>>3391588
Be a loli. Molest other lolis. Hug onee-samas.

If I was a little girl I'd whore myself out to older men for cash.

Then i'd get a sex change.

>>3391602
>Be a loli. Hug onee-samas.
This is my dream. ;_;

>>3391613
That's awful, a sex change?

>>3391618
Yes a sex change.

I prefer being a man most of all.

Why doesn't the technology to make me into a little girl exist yet? We need cyberbrains and robot bodies, soon.

>>3391654
I wish I could be born 50 years or 100 years into the future.

Hmm... /jp/'s dress seems oddly familiar...

>>3391673
Did you just /i/ that up?

>>3391654
When that day comes, i'll have a shota body and a loli body and switch between them everyday.

>>3391681
I would learn to operate multiple bodies at once and have sex with myself.

>>3391685
The Major could handle 3 at once, I'm sure you could do 2.

>>3391685
That's called wanking.

>>3391645

Being male is fucking disgusting, but I don't know if I'd want to be a selfish bitchwhore, either.

>>3391692
Wanking is with one body only. I would be using two bodies, so I would be having sex, with myself.

>>3391654
>>3391659
Eat healthily, a daily walk and take it easy. You too will live over a hundred and by then the technology might be just coming out and you'll have saved up enough money to use it.

Somebody wanted a loli catching loli?

Maybe she likes wearing silly hats and frilly dresses.

>>3391714
She wants an onee-sama to become a silly hat for. She'd hump her head all day.

>>3391543

But how is /jp/-tan going to find any dicks if she never leaves her room? I believe /jp/-tan is the eternal virgin, pure like snow, an innocent little girl that fantasizes about things she read on the internet.

And she happens to own a japanese bird that loves pasta.

>>3391784
>And she happens to own a japanese bird that loves pasta.

That's her lesbian partner.

>>3391793

>>3391793

Japanese bird-tan should wear a helmet similar to that of Thunderbird-tan.

>>3391793
>>3391799
imaginary friends are all she has after all ;_;

I like her design, better than mine
I approve

She looks like Kurai.

>>3391799

Does that say "A traditional internet hot zombie"?

>>3391693
Disgusting? I don't really see that as a bad thing.

My room is a mess, and even if I was a woman it wouldn't be different. I enjoy my room this way.

I enjoy the way I smell, the musky scent of my balls is wonderful, I only wish others felt the same way.

>>3391890

You have fairly disgusting tastes.

/v/ doesn't like x-play you faggot

>>3391901
Perhaps I do.

But I like it that way.

>>3391212

...It`s... It's just a coincidence! ;-;

We call her jay pee-tan because she's cute. ~♥

>>3391890
>I enjoy the way I smell, the musky scent of my balls is wonderful, I only wish others felt the same way.
I feel the same. About myself, anyway. My underwear smells sweet when I don't bathe for a while. Excellent fragrance. I almost want to make a candle out of it.

>>3391936
We call her jay pee tan because her name is jay, and she pees her pants.

>>3391936
Not depressed/angry/despondent looking enough.

>>3391995
Better now?

>>3391086
I like that too.
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>>3392007
Where's the pee.

>>3392010
In her diaper

Request more fanart of /jp/-tan. Those braids are cute.

>>3392011
Go fuck yourself you fucking diaperfag. /jp/-tan isn't a baby. She doesn't need diapers. She pees on the floor like all good girls should.

Someone, draw her peeing on the floor.

>>3392022
She lays down the diaper and tries to aim for its center.
Christ, what did you have in mind?

chey pee chey pee
creativity

>>3391086

I love that guy's drawings.

>>3391714
I like this one, suits /jp/.

>>3391086
is this the same artist as this?

>>3392394

No, that's LegoRobot.

Angry/v/guy is a nameless drawfag on /v/ famed for illustrating the "'War' of ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH day".

>>3392394
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

>>3392400

Decent artwork, fanciful universe, ridiculous and unlikable characters.

>>3392406

Also powerlevels.

I don't know why I'm still posting this.

AAA is still the top score though

This unrelated piece is the only thing I laughed at.

>>3391714
similar?

So... Touhou with D&D rules? How does that work?

>>3391936
/jp/ is ruby gloom

>>3392446

Ask /tg/-neesan.

We really need some fanart to be done for this.

>>3391086
I bet everyone in that pic is a guy

>>3392400
Why does he draw 4chan /b/tards as cats?

>>3392689
Furries, probably.

>>3392689

Furries, duh.

Or maybe a slight nod to Toshiaki, but that might be a bit overestimating his subtlety..