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First for Dire girls are the best versions.

>>33898869
LEG DAY IS BEST DAY, ANYONE WHO REFUSES THIS IS FLAMING ALP WITH NO QUADS, NO CALVES AND NO ASS

Alright guys, just hear me out:
Dire Cheshire Cats. Can you withstand the most aggressive shitposting while having your pelvis shattered?

Waiting for Magus

>>33898869
At some point I'm going to commision art of a Mindflayer struggling to do 1pl8 squats.

>>33898869
I fear the succubuff.

Submit to dragons

>>33898921
hmmm, maybe you won't need to

>>33898936
no, wife is the only one I submit to

>>33898910
Just wait till a greenworm gets mageanon. Plot twist baby

>>33898896
The Concept of Dires is inherently unbalanced, because even already powerful girls will have such variants.
I'm not complaining though

>>33898936
Only if she sits on my lap.

>>33898908
A large cheshire? I assumed a Cheshire not obeying the laws of physics could transform her self at will. Bigger would be no problem for a Cheshire.

>>33898937
looks more realistic than most loli art...
not up my alley but hey, you do you.

>>33898925
I desire the succubuff.

>>33898896
Are Horcs dire versions of Porcs? Or could you have a dire Horc?

>>33898869
Real men get their waifus from the weight room!

>>33898937
That nose hook ruins it.

>>33898966
You say that but you forget that they take huge stealth and dexterity penalties for being so large and muscled.

bird meat

>>33899052
nah, you ohp them 50 times then bridal carry em out, that what a man with balls of steel will do

>>33898936
Mere the dragons, especially the tryhards like black dragons.

So what kind of girl does /mgt/ like? Not monster girl, but what kind of non-monster woman do you go for, for those of us so inclined to invest in bio-thots?

>>33898966
Dire Baphs

>>33899070
Sorry, only fat here.

>>33898937
Built for oral.

>>33899109
autists

Oh no, Mr. Wizard!
You came on the Sabbath communal soup cauldron!
You fused an Owl Mage and a Grizzly Girl!
You tried to arrange a gun running operation with enchanted NERF Blasters!
And now there is a legion of hangry monster girls ready to throw the marriage law book at you!
Will you stand? Will you flee?

>>33898936
already did

>>33899062
I like it better personally

>>33898940
If you're implying what I think you're implying, I would be greatly appreciative.

>>33899143
present cock and enchant myself with cum expulsion as well as make my cum a powerful sleeping agent

>>33898869

>>33899175
next one I do, I promsie

>>33899117
Are you telling me those bird asses aren't fat?

So, we're carrying on "dire mamono" as the theme?
Dire.
Apophis.
Buff. Taller, with more tail. Excessive venom production, often dripping from her grin. Even more audacious plots to expand her influence.

If a monster is clumsy and can't seduce you right, would you be supportive and encourage her? or bully her?

>>33899248
just push her down and fuck hard enough that she has a litter of 12 kids

>>33899234
Sounds dangerous.
The sort that could wrap up multiple people as she tells them the devious plan she's already set in motion.

>>33899234
Sounds cute
>Suddenly kissing her while she drools venom due to finally capturing the pharaoh so she doesn’t start choking and make a fool of herself

"Girlfriend wearing your shirts" doesn't work as well when your girlfriend is 8ft tall.

>>33899377
>Tall and busty enough to basically make your shirt a makeshift bra

>>33899377
yeah, I would imagine they would find it adorable tho if you tried putting on their t-shirts tho

DICK IS HARD
COCK IS LOADED
BALLS HAVE DROPPED
TIME TO OHP UNTIL MY DICK GETS SOFT

>>33899391
I don't think you can really wear that shirt anymore after that.
Or rather, what's left of it.

>>33899377
No, it works better.

>>33899421
You will not.
Be sure its a shirt you don't mind 'losing'

>>33899377
It works great, her tits just rip right through them.

>>33898936
Okay.

>>33899392
I want to wear a massive oni's shirt like a robe.

>>33899070
Fat-assed harpies using their powerful legs trained from years of lifting off ride your dick like a champ.

>>33899471
But what if she rips up your favorite band t-shirt? How are you not gonna be mad at her when she rips up your lucky Motley Crue shirt?

What incredibly strong material is used to make breast bindings? What can withstand such force?

>>33899377
>"Girlfriend wearing your shirts"
In contrast it works extra good with lolis, especially when they don't wear anything else under it.

>>33899540
FORESKIN

>>33899525
I don't give a fuck about any of my clothing.

>>33899540
Now post the naked one

>>33899392
It will give her shirt your scent, she would encourage you to wear them in the house.

>>33898869

>>33899377
I'm a skinny cunt and my monster wife is a fat bitch so I think it would end before it even begins

>>33899555
That's true

My fellow Americans...
Uhhh huge fucking tiddies
Mommy milky

>>33899781
si senor

>>33899781
I can get behind that sort of talk

>>33899781
god bless america

>>33898869

>>33899890
if only

EEK EEK

Wearing Shog at all times she's like a symbiote

>>33898869

>>33899926

>>33899855
Something about her wings feels off.

>>33898869

Can Ice Queens be fit? Surely they have time to lift when they're all alone and the desire to be muscle mages

Is pregnancy a buff or a debuff to monster girls?

>>33900030
>moving your body increases their inter heat
>heat for ice monsters literally the same as them going in estrus
It's probably not recommended.

>>33900055
It is a buff for me because I'm protecting my wife even more while she is

>>33900055
Depends. I'm not actually sure what mine would look like pregnant so it's probably a debuff to her. For most it's a big bragging point, so the smug levels go through the roof.

>>33898936
Dragons submit to me

>>33900066
So Arnold was right, getting a pump on does feel like cumming day and night

>>33898937
I know nosehooks are used to stop you from looking down but holy shit that looks painful af

>>33899064
Who needs stealth when you can just bulldoze through everything when detected

Praise the pharaoh

>>33898959
I'm the #1 Greenworm fan on this board and even I would be upset if Magus ended up with one.

>>33900089
yeah, when I get a leg pump going, I get a semi

>>33898936
That a marriage collar right? She wants me to put the collar on herself r-right?

>>33899497
Do onis wear shirts?

>>33900113
Why does she have a horn?

>>33899540
Arachne silk probably. The ones I get tied up in is impossible for me to break without cutting tools

>>33899932
But she's better because she helps you do housework

>>33900178
they need some sort of self-defense against grapesnakes

>>33900055
>Get to sit on her butt and be doted on by her husband
Certainly not a debuff.

>>33900178
Look closer, anon.

>>33900163
They can't just wear nothing over the bra.

>>33900251
How about wearing nothing under the shirt?

>>33900094
That's the way she likes it!

>>33898869

>>33900207
Shog splits to be in two places at once.

>>33900178
That's no horn. Dumb anon is getting thrown into the snake pit.

which mg for workout buddy, easy. wurm is best

>>33900496
Nope. Shoggoths can wrap around you like an exoskeleton and reinforce your muscle action just as much as you need, so you can keep lifting as long as possible for maximum gains. It's like declining weight sets, but with the same weight.
Just be ready for shoggy to get ideas when you're completely fatigued afterwards to the point you can barely move, and she's still on you.

>>33900600
also called a smith machine, no pain, NO GAIN

>>33900496
Can your Wurm ride on your back during treadmill time and give you encouragement while you run? Can you do squats and bench press using your Wurm as a bar? Can your Wurm sit on your back while you do pushups while making sure your form is good? Can you eat a refreshing spinach and quinoa post-workout meal with your Wurm? Probably not. Even if you are some sort of superhuman capable of doing those things with your Wurm and she's some sort of Superwurm capable of transcending the rules of the carnivore to eat that, you're most likely an exception and not the standard. "Best" is a very subjective term, as it can mean different things to different people regarding on what they need. For some, "best" is an Oni who eggs them on during lifting days to go further beyond and get to their level of strength. For others "best" can simply look like an out-of-shape Succubus who wants to regain her figure from her younger days via running with you, keeping you company while the two of you slim down together. Really the beauty of mamono is that they all have qualities that are unique and amazing that can make them all excellent partners depending on the situation and people involved. In my opinion, all mamono can be the best workout buddy!

>>33900679
YEAH, that is true, all monster girl are good workout partners, and will take by force when you are weak

>>33900679
I don't know if ghouls are. They just wait until your arms are busy, pull down your pants and go for the prize.

>>33900723
nah, they have the decency to wait until you are exhausted to strike

>>33900723
>cardiobunny Ghouls that hang out by the smoothie bar and start to play rock paper scissors amongst themselves every time a new single guy starts walking towards the squat racks
Honestly the yoga pants are probably worth it

>>33899926

>>33899926

>>33899926
Anon, stop, you're gonna make all rats near us think we want sex with them!

if you need any financial help, the wurm conglomerate can help. For a price, of course....

>>33900787
eggs, kudasai

>>33900763
Nazrin is a mouse

>>33900723
>ghoul starts to slob the knob as Anon benches
>to her dismay, he only gets a half chub
>his reps get faster and faster as he starts muttering something under his breath
>progressivly gets louder and louder
>"shoo shoo gainz goblin"
>ghoul starts pulling out all the stops, now desperate to salvage her reputation as a monster
>"Shoo Shoo Gainz Goblin"
>swirling his head while pumping his shaft, tickling his urethra, even deepthroating him while lapping at his balls, the ghoul can't get him to cum
>"SHOO SHOO, GAINZ GOBLIN!"
>Anon finishes his set (pb, btw) and racks the bar with a primal roar
>slaps the ghoul trying to steal his precious testosterone off his dick and waddles out the door with his half-chub flopping around and his shorts still around his ankles
>posts on /fit/ about how he has no gf and how the girls at the gym won't leave him alone

>>33900935
>have no money
>wurm conglomerate offers to help
>say they charge a down payment
what the fuck they can't be that stupid

Where are the real abomination monstergirls? Stuff like Saya no Uta, Tokyo Akazukin, Butterfly Affection (still waiting for that fucking guy to finish Determinable Unstable)? I just need more extreme stuff than some cute horns or a tail and shit.

>>33901031
Now tell me, were they of the western branch, I might have "punish "a few soldiers of mine, don't worry that means reducing their meat in their meals for a few weeks

>>33899781
4 MORE YEARS
4 MORE YEARS

>>33900227
>mofu triplets

That fox deserves an award for bringing that into the world

>>33901063
Kind of edgy but I thought that Namae no Nai Kaibutsu (the spider girl horror manga) had a lot of promise before it became absolute shit.

>>33900787
>>33900763
wait is nazrin a rat or a mouse?

>>33901026
what a legend

>>33901128
MORE BEBES
MORE DICK FOR THE FOXWIFE
MORE MOFU
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>33901139
Thanks, I'll go read it. I'm so starved for this type of stuff that I'm even going to live action movies like SiREN. There's a half decent doujin on exH about a proper monstergirl too, I have it bookmarked somewhere, it was kinda cute.

>>33901170
Nazrin is a mouse

>>33901139
>>33901211
Found it, it's Hoshoku Shoujo IV.

>>33901128
Fried tofu and praise.

>>33901239
Nazrin a gutter rat

>>33901295
All mine

>>33901063
Saya is a girl monster not monster girl

>>33901350
Right, I'll use that term now, I appreciate the correction. The point remains the same though, I need more.

>>33901347
What does the Fox say?

>>33901347
Animal type Monstergirls in heat is so sexy.

This is what monstergirl wedding dresses are like.

>>33901456
Humans have two extreme reactions to monstergirl wedding dresses. Some love them.

>>33901465
And some hate them.
>Ceri: Wedding panties... of all the things you could have done with this... you made wedding panties! Who in their right mind would go to their special day dressed like this?!

>>33901465
And some hate them.
>Ceri: Wedding panties... of all the things you could have done with this... you made wedding panties! Who in their right mind would go to their special day dressed like this?!

>>33901487
Gimme a huge, buff werewolf in those wedding clothes

>"And now, song number 1 on the Mamono Radio Hot 50!"
>Gratuitous radio jingle and white noise
>"Hot and Sensual by Irrumatio!"

>>33901456
yours is a strange affliction.

>>33901522
That station sucks, they don't even play songs about loneliness or dysfunctional relationships.

>>33901456
>>33901465
>>33901487
Why do you keep posting the exact same fucking thing every few threads?

Remember that when you retire from life as a mercenary its customary to take on your most loyal monster girl companions as maids.
At least, that's what they told me when I retired.

>>33901567
Give the DJ a call, maybe you'll convince her to play a song that reminds you of the time a girl rejected you in public.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that sometimes the divinities need a vacation so don't be afraid to take your arch-angel wife to the beach where she can take a nap in the sun

>>33901604
Good idea. I just hope my number doesn't get reported to the Bogey Bureau for being too negative.

>>33901522
Only old monsters still listen to radio

>>33901513
>>33901530
>>33901596
When I get married, I'll ask the tailor to make a lewd wedding dress for my fiance that it's possible to fuck in. Would that be weird? Probably, but I'll do it anyway.

This is the proper way of celebrating birthdays of CC mgs

>>33901661
I'd be more surprised if monster girls didn't make dresses like that.

>>33901680
holy fuck, think of what would happen if you did that to deneroa

>>33901680
At that point just buy those number-shaped candles, you can easily fit five of these on a cake.

>>33901456
Do you not get tired of repeating yourself?
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I got raped by a hellhound. Why?

>>33901844
because you were dressed like you were asking for it

>>33901844
You forgot to tip.

>>33901687
>>33901833
What's wrong with liking wedding dresses?

>>33901844
I can't find the other edit, so pretend I posted that one.

>>33901833
Ignore him. A quick glance shows he's some tripfag over on /tg/

>>33901626
Got to make sure she doesn't get sunburn! I know archangels are immune to most damage types, which probably includes sun damage, but I need an excuse to rub sunblock on her and hear the cute sounds she makes.

>>33900086
Why does a crusader have a little dragon on a leash? Why does the dragon have a tambourine? What's the story behind this scene?

>>33900600
A nice massage after working out! Shoggy is such an amazing maid!

>>33901833
I mean he isn't particularly bothering.

>>33901844
Ask not why you got raped, ask why the rapist had to resort to it.

Quick anon, no time to explain! Sniff the mofu!

>>33901982
it smells dirty!

>>33901982
I refuse!

>>33901026
So if I can redirect bloodflow by flexing my muscles hard enough, I can neutralize the erection effect of manticore venom? Sweet.

>>33901982
Mofu fumes are toxic!

>>33901073
Heresy. That would make their tails smaller

>>33902053
yes, it would be, but they need to learn what happens if they mess up, so they don't do it again

>>33901982
Why am I suddenly feeling sleepy after sniffing the mofu?!

>>33902087
IT'S A TRAP TO GET YOUR PEEPEE

>>33901860
I was just wearing my business suit after going home from work

If you reached Cheshire levels of teleportation mastery in MGE, how would you use it?
>Teleport directly into the Demon Lord's main chamber
>Ask where the bathroom is
>Do my business and teleport out before the guards catch me or I'm married off to one of the NEET Lilim lazing around in the castle

>>33902099
I don't want to lose my virginity to a mofu trap!

>>33902115
drop wurms hopped on every heat inducer into order churches, turn the old cc priestess into one as well to go on a crusade of conquering the rest of the order controlled with my wurm army in the name of the demon lord, also I would teleport a statue of myself into every city after I fininshed

>>33902115
I'd go to Wonderland and bop the queen of heart's cute little nose. I wish I get to see her reaction though, too bad I need to teleport out as to not get caught

>>33901026
a literal chad

I'm going to flirt with the MG police officer when she arrests me for being single!

>>33902190
Don't tempt the dark elf anon

>>33902215
Why? I think she's really cute!

>>33901982
No! I can’t relapse again! I’ve been six months sober from Mofu and I don’t plan on changing that!

>>33901860
I hate this argument. It's never what the victim wears. The fault lies on the assualter's behavior. It's the hellhound's fault anon got raped, not what anon wears nor did he actively pursue getting violated.

>>33902190
I’m gonna take the CC Kobold K9 officer out to a nice seafood dinner!
And never call her again!

>>33901965
Because she's a horn dog who can't take no for an answer.

>>33901844
Anon please, everyone knows; It’s not rape if she loves you.

>>33902231
It's just one sniff, anon. What can possibly go wrong?

>>33902250
Not calling her again because you two live together and are happily married!

>>33902250
That kobold officer is a saint!

>>33902273
one sniff turns to many and before you know it, you are slave to the mofu all over again

>>33901982
I lack sense of smell, will it still feel good? Can I bury my face in it instead?

How old was your daughter when you married her? I married my zombie daughter when she was 11, I married by kobold daughter when she was 7, and I married my Cheshire cat daughter when she was 16.

>>33902320
No

If a kejourou has magic hair powers, can she magically grow a big mustache just for shits and giggles?

I hope arachne doesn't mind the fact that I'm not afraid of spiders

>>33902371
Yes but then you'll have to cope with the fact that you could never compare

>>33902400
sucks to be you guys, I love my beard

>>33902419
Chinlet detected

>>33902440
great chin as well

>>33902320
Officially, I'd marry her around the time she turns 8. Sexually, I'd marry her several years before that.

>>33902389
Even if you pretend to struggle against your bindings, she'll be happy. You don't need to see her as a dangerous, horrid predator

good night, I will dream of my wurmy, my church and my conglomerate taking over the black market, one fellow at a time

Druella needs headpats

>>33902584
I'll give her that and more if she doesn't mind hugging me and telling me it'll be alright while I cry like a bitch

>>33898937
Who in their right mind would do this to such a cute little girl?

>>33902584
She needs strict, rigorous, cruel diet, cause she's fat

>>33902466
I don't think the desire to hug something can be called as 'cute aggression'

>>33902607
Who indeed...

>>33902607
A man of truly refined and patrician tastes.

>>33902498
Well I think she would be content with at least the 'dangerous predator' part

>>33902693
True, but the point is that you shouldn't act calm and relaxed when a spider catches you. Even if you have no fear of spiders, you should squirm and try to break free. Remember, the more you attempt to escape, the better both your experience will be. I promise.

>>33902737
>Get caught by an Ushi-oni
>Yawn and tell her she's a good girl before drifting off to sleep
>Ushi.exe has stopped working

>>33902175
Ufufufu~

I want it so bad

>>33902860
Wait, how is she not pregnant? And where's 27 of Your kids?

>>33902768
I wanna defuse Military Grade, scary femdom monsters, by treating them like cute sugarmuffins.

>>33903016
>Aw you're wearing that bow I got you on your tailpussy!
>No that's quite alright. I don't need your spines to be hard around you. Just give me one of your cute gaos.

Imagine wanting to marry a high-level monster like Deonora, Druella or wights and lilims in general.
You go to their castle, ignoring any other monster along the way.
It was difficult but your lust for high-grade monster pussy is far more powerful.
You walk straight into the throne room and see her standing there, awaiting you and curious
You had a speech prepared confessing your desires and telling her how beautiful she is
But when the time finally comes you turn beet-red and can barely stammer out the words
Spaghetti starts spilling
You start forgetting what exactly you wanted to say.
So in the end, you just awkwardly stutter out: "Will you marry me?"

>>33903121
>"GUARDS, How did he get this far?"
>"Nevermind, seize him, and bring him to the interrogation room."
>Get clapped in irons and dragged off
>She shows up to lead the interrogation
>She is also the only one there to "interrogate" (You)

Does screaming the lyrics to All Star attract Cheshires, or Gryphons? Or both?

>>33903121
>you spaghetti
>she spaghettis
>the guards spaghetti
>random people in the street outside spaghetti

>>33903178
Cheshires only

>>33903178
SomeBODY

>>33903178
only if you recite the Aramaic translated version dramaically

Wikifag here, it's getting somewhat difficult to check for duplicates for the girls that have a lot of waifufags, so I might separate the gallery folders into various subfolders.

>>33903338
Cupid's arrows will block out the sun.

>>33903411
Wouldnt it be Cupids' arrows? Unless its like one really fast shooting cupid.

>>33903493
More dakka!

>>33898869
>an assassin is sent to kill an important target
>Problem is, the assassin is a JRPG-tier pretty human woman who's outfit is form over function, looking like pic related
>And said assassin's target? A male, but not just any male. An MGE Incubus.

Is this a recipe for disaster?

>>33903606
Assassinate as in kill him or Assassinate as in with her ASSassinate. If the former, monsterized by his wife, and the latter, then probably also monsterized by his wife but maybe also get into a relationship with the dude?

>>33903634
"as in ASSassinate"
Goddamnit.

>>33903072
Tail bow is cute as fuck, I need to get my waifu one.

Still want a where kiki story
get bit, turn kikimora

>>33903691
You forgot to take your name off

>>33902115
Unleash as many Ancient Evils as possible.
At some point one of them is going to catch me in my tracks and milk me silly.

>>33903718
Thanks

I'll take the most angry, destructive dragon you have, please and thank you
If she is imprisoned somewhere, I can and will unseal her, so just point me in the direction

Okay, a huge minotaur, but
>CC
>business suit with skirt
>wearing reading glasses
>a little chubby, not in the top form of her youth
>a bit sweaty
>is also your boss
So, whaddya think?

>>33903823
Is picrel close enough?

>>33903691
You know, when you're a writer you can always make one yourself

>>33903851
Yes, like that. Wish Krekkov would draw more of her.

>>33903854
Yeah, but I'm writing other stuff, so I want throw excess ideas at other people

>>33903856
Good taste, that picture is so hot.

>>33903884
Good luck with that chief

>>33903885
It is indeed. If MGs came to this world I'd get an office job ASAP just so I could be bullied by a CC.

>>33902737
>Come on, darling, put some effort in it, struggle or something, you're taking all the fun out of it

>>33903988
>But dear, it feels so so comfy when I am all wrapped up like this
>I know, but could you at least wiggle a little? It kinda kills the mood when you look like you are falling asleep
I would imagine sneks would have similar feeling when squeezing a dude

The femdom route to MEREing a dragon
>Walk into the lair of a haughty ancient dragon
>Get captured by her
>Make sure to demonstrate how much in awe you are of her
>Worship her body, cuddle constantly, make her food
>Always tell her how happy you are to have met her after she tenderizes your pelvis
>Dragon is at first super smug that her human knows his place, and serves her eagerly
>Gradually she becomes less haughty, being constantly showered in affection has started affecting her
>Becomes addicted to being kissed, cuddled, praised, headpatted and having her tail massaged
>Eventually all she can think about is how to get her husband to give her even more of the above
>Since he obviously loves it so much she must fuck him even harder, spoon him for longer, make him feel even safer, be even more assertive and demonstrate her draconic power even more
>will spontaneously rape you while begging you to pat her head or pin you down and start aggressively kissing you
>Starts whimpering if you don't cuddle her enough, and will aggressively attempt to get more
>Completely shamelessly
>When she looks at you her expression is either predatory or fawning.
>She is just appropriately rewarding your devotion, nothing weird has happened.

>>33903121
>be normal guy
>want a dragon waifu but figure you have no chance
>sent a love letter do Deonora because why not
>a week later somebody knocks at the door at 3 AM
>you're kind of hazy on what happened after that
>wake up in the middle of the afternoon in a (you)-shaped crater in the bed with a naked dragon empress getting out of the shower and asking if you're ready for round two

Headpats are the ultimate reward. It's like crack especially for beast type mgs. Only getting nakadashi'd is more gratifying.

>>33898937
Not a fan of nosehooks or BDSM in general, but I can't complain. My degeneracy takes on other forms that are equally, if not more, fucked up.

>>33902607
A very baseado gentleman who frequents these threads.

>>33898966
A dire wurm would be like cuddling a freight train.

>>33904085
What about getting nakadashi'd while being head pat, kissed, and hand held at the same time.

>>33904174
Somewhere in MGE world, some powerful mamono just marked You for herself.

>>33904039
>Sent a love letter to multiple high-ranking monsters because why not
>There is no way this could possibly work
>Sent one to Deonora, one to Druella, one to a wight empress
>you don't have a house anymore, because it got annihilated on your first night with them
>you are not sure if your pelvis still exists either
>On the other hand, diplomat Castor has personally come to congratulate you on creating the most powerful personal union in the world
>Now he is known as Anon, Consort of the Three Nations

>>33904187
Bring it on.

>>33904174
Don't forget to whisper sweet things into her ear and to lock legs as well

>>33900723
>They just wait until your arms are busy, pull down your pants and go for the prize.

>>33904187
Oh if they read half the stuff I've posted about on jaypee I'd be on every single list they've got. I'd be on SLIMED.com within minutes

>>33904027
This man has read How To Train Your Dragon.

>>33902584
*Lilim babies suckling on those gigantic milk tanks

what would you do if in the middle of love making your mg looked at an empty part of room and started thanking her sponsors?

>>33904445
Smile and wave.

Just a few more months until swimsuit season...

>>33904022
I suppose the inevitable agreement is that you struggle, and then in return get snuggle so both of you are satisfied

One day she's borrowing a cup of sugar from you.
The next she's borrowing a kiss from you.
Before you know it, she's borrowing sex from you!

>>33904610
Can I borrow a feeling?

>>33904610
Dumb girl, I let her borrow some sex a week ago and she's still asking for more.
Give it back, it's mine.

>>33904610
When can I borrow a carton of milk from her

>>33904700
I don't think cartons can keep gallons of milk in them, anon.

>pharaoh friend drags you along on her various escapades
>this usually ends in using you as grape snake bait

>>33904700
>>33904917
This is a codename for nursing hand job.

A recent study has found that birds give people happiness
>Spending more time in nature can help you relax and relieve physical and mental stress
>A 10% increase in the number of bird species in your surroundings can increase life satisfaction as much as an extra 10% in the bank

>>33905065
Crows not welcome

The Kobold says Yubi!
Yubi Yubi Yubi!
She wants your Yubis!
Give her your Yubis!

>>33905001
>she takes an uncomfortable amount of time to make her move
>this leaves you holding back a large purple snake with fangs mere millimetres from your shoulder

>>33902115
Depends, when I teleport, are any active vectors on my body going to persist or are they cancelled out? Also, what can I teleport with me? How far can I teleport? Because I'd use it to teleport the biggest thing I could into space and then jump to the demonlord's throne room to demand a ransom. She has until it crashes into her capital city with the force of a nuke to pay up.

>>33905075
Corvids are pretty smart though

>>33905065
I can believe it, birds are pretty entertaining. I know a crow that has its own empty beer can that it bring to some old drunks every day so they'll pour it some of their beer.

>>33905276
the DL has the power of a god though, so she could atomize you with a vawe of a hand, worth?

>>33905065
So can I just let my window be open at night with a sign outside saying "harpies welcome" and get a bird GF?

>>33905473
What birbs fly by night? Owls?

>>33905525
An olw is fine too.
>What birbs fly by night?
Those fucking birds that keep having mating calls 24/7 right outside my window for the last month. I just wanna sleep for fuck sake.

>>33905525
>implying owls are birds

>>33905558
>birds are serenading him every night
>he just throws boots at them
Rude!

>>33905525
nighthawks

>>33904610
That's why I just ignore my neighbor. I used to lend her stuff but as soon as she started asking for kisses I declined and haven't acknowledged her since.

>>33905857
I'm going to call her a casual for reading guides.

What is wrong with mamono childhood friends? My arachne childhood friend said that she's going to pop my cherry with her creamy spider pussy and make plenty of little babies. She even picked out a bunch of names and has her half of marriage papers filled out! I just want legos bitch! Is that too much to ask?

>>33905857
Winglet

I have arisen for my slumber as I have dreamt of my wurmy

>>33905994
How about THESE babies?

>>33905958
>I just want legos
but everybody knows kids are the best excuse to buy legos as an adult

>tfw no dark elf onee-san to tease you

>>33902607
(())

>>33899052
Ma'am it's a gym membership there's nothing to haggle over. You either have one or you don't and no I can't reduce the price for a "favour"

>>33905441
Which is why I put a massive hunk of rock into the sky with the intention of using it as a baragaining chip. Teleportation is very difficult as kc himself has said because it requires a lot of calculations. Good luck calculating the position of the meteor, seeing as how
A. the meteor just has to be big enough not to burn up on reentry, and
B. It will be traveling at several thousands of miles an hour at impact so it would be too fast too see with the human eye.
Also, if that were the case why have heros, who only have a small piece of the chief god's power as a blessing, been able to kill the dl before? Obviously its not that big of a power boost if the "chosen" farmhand can kick it 1000 years prior in the time of demonlord ______. Besides the DL is pretty busy as is anyway so she'd probably just throw the money at me and be done with it and besides even if she didn't give me money she'd probably sick one of her limlings on me to schlick me into compliance. Its a win/win, either way I still get bragging rights.

>I successfully strongarmed the demonlord and survived and all I got was the loving girlfriend that made this shirt for me.

>>33906035
Now these are wings I can respect and appreciate

>>33900272
Massive heaving oni tits swinging around freely is unfair to other girls

>>33906194
>Also, if that were the case why have heros, who only have a small piece of the chief god's power as a blessing, been able to kill the dl before?
because the current one isn't the same as every single one before her since due to how DE works currently (1SE + 1DE = XD E) she's the most powerful one yet and rivals the current CG with her husband
and because she has literal fate on her side (KC is a fag i know)

>>33901642
I hear you can use it to pick up CC orcs

>>33906093
Do little spiders even like legos? Besides I'd be scared the bricks would get caught in the webs. On top of that, I'm busy over here making a lego millennium falcon so I don't have time to have sex with her and she knows that!

>>33898869

>>33902115
Learn how to use illusion spells as well so I can teleport into a demon realm city, make my face melt like the end of Indiana Jones and teleport out

You're guaranteed a good night sleep when in bed with a weresheep.

>>33903177
And now it's her turn to spill the spaghetti

>>33906348
My brother has a clock like that

>>33906348
paladin married a winglet

>>33903744
Bold of you to assume that you can cut down the chains that hold down a dragon

>>33906348
>I knew letting her aunt babysit her was a bad idea...

>>33906460
Pulling durability isn't the same as cutting resistance.

>>33904027
Haughty MGs that slowly warm up and fawns her hubby is the cutest thing ever

>>33906399
but anon I need to actually get up in the morning!

>>33904263
How would the video premise of SLIMED.com even work? Slimes are slow, goopy creatures. They can't chase a guy who is running!

>>33906583
It's porn. It doesn't have to make sense.

>>33906596
>thousands of comments by autistic mamono who claim that their immersion was ruined when the slime ran him down
>others claiming the guy is faking it, it couldn't be that good being enveloped in slime

>>33903177
>Spoiler
>It's her awkwardly asking what you like about her
>You know it's going to be a long night but you don't mind
I want to see Deonora in a magical girl outfit two sizes too small for her

>>33905106
If you hug and cling to an Apophis' back like a koala, she'll be unable to get into a position to bite you!

>>33903851
This is grotesque

>>33906583
No one ever looks up in their own home. Slimes don't have to be able to run fast when gravity will handle the quick movement for them.

>>33906107
You'll get more than just teasing

>>33906650
>hold on for dear life as Apophis tries to shake you off
>Pharaoh just seems to be sitting and watching
>decide your never agreeing to one of her outings ever again

On the topic of slimes, which slime is the best slime? I like Red Slimes!

>>33905106
>Upbringing has left pharaoh utterly clueless in how to deal with apophises
>Good thing it's made her bodyguard anon one of the best snake wranglers on the continent

>>33906650
ah yes, just like Chiaotzu vs Nappa

>>33906739
Dark slimes so you have a fighting chance if you manage to grab their core. Other slimes are just too op because once your body is submerged in them, all you can do is to endure the one-sided raping

>>33906739
Dark Slime
But Dorome, Lava Golem and Shog all pull ahead if we're allowing any monster that happens to have a similar body

>>33906666
Quick movement? You mean by dripping slowly?

The Pharaoh demands your allegiance!

>>33898869
https://twitter.com/frenchthenhen/status/1374980039121440768

>>33906964
Roll her in a carpet and bring her to me.

>>33906644
Why would monster girls watch porn of other species of monster girl?

>>33906975
lots of tricks you can learn from other species anon

>>33906750
>constantly gets herself into dangerous situations
>keeps wandering off and getting lost in the desert
>once agreed to follow a terribly disguised Apophis into a back alley
>likes to clamber on top of various high buildings and can't get down
>nearly fell into the snake pit
>twice
>bodyguard anon contemplating an early retirement

>>33906974
She will punish you for those words!

>>33906975
Benis in bagoo is pretty universal. It's not like they don't already watch plays where other kinds of monsters meet&fuck their beloved. Honestly I wish we had a word to differentiate between monsters other than 'race' or 'species' as those aren't exactly accurate while 'kind' is too vague

>>33906975
>bi bicorn

I dreamt that I was turned into a box and my wife was as well and a Chesire used us to masturbate

Is mm ever going to get a second season?

>>33907066
A... box?

>>33907099
>massive watermark
>not even a gif
>didn't even crop it

>>33907008
Dummy pharaoh is unexpectedly cute, she has a heart of gold and that's what matters! Besides bodyguard anon knows that his job isn't just about protecting his queen and friend but it gives his life meaning too. Now someone just needs to think of a way to end their endless 'will they/won't theythey will' performance

>>33907107
dreams are weird

Your Kobold wants to go out for meatballs, but she says she doesn't want just any meatball, she say she wants AMAZING meatball. Where do you suppose you should take her?

>>33907135
As in a cardboard box? What would a chesh even do with it? Sit inside there?

>>33907040
B-but Cleopatra and Caesar

Marry the nuki + the Fox

>>33907148
Ikea

>>33907178
yeah but small enough you can grab with your hands, she used the corners to masturbate, I think pain got her off

>>33907207
I would get into a cramped apartment with a drunk CC mofu and nuki and tell them that I'm looking for a wife, but I can't quite decide who. I'm going to have them drunkenly explain then argue over which one is best for me.

>>33907240
Pain got her off?

>>33907099
Manga's dead as fuck, I think people have just stopped caring about MM for a while now.
I doubt it'll get any more seasons.

>>33907271
yeah, she also got wetter when I told her to stop you fucking perv, dumb fucking cat, fat ass,. and things like that. a better word for that is she was very much into machoism

>>33907199
Caesar has already been given to the hathorite priestesses as a gift!

>>33907125
>Dummy pharaoh
>Anubi court the only reason kingdom hasn't completely fallen apart
>bodyguard anon the only reason she hasn't been graped
>the people still love her
>Apophi forever seething

>>33906975
>Single dhampir gets horny and decides to get a quick jill off sesh before bed
>Opens up her beaten up laptop and gets onto the inns wi-fi
>tag:dhampir tag:impregnation etc etc.
>She's watched everything before and keeps scrolling through the thumbnails while rubbing herself
>Finds a video she hasn't seen before
>"Vampire has dhampir-making RAW SEX(real)"
>Dhampir figures she'll give it a try
>Pretty generic as far as these videos go, totally single man sneaking into a totally single vampires room in daylight and open up her coffin and then they sex while totally not being married to each other beforehand
>Dialogue is cheesy too. You can only play the "Oooohh nooo you can't cum inside I'll have a dhampir aaaaahhh" while leglocking so many times after all
>Dhampir finishes and begins to clean herself when she realizes there's still some time left in the video
>The remainder is the vampire going through various stages of her pregnancy and having pregnant sex while berating her husband for getting her pregnant
>They aren't even pretending anymore. She's even trying not to laugh while whispering to him about how bad he is for not listening when she told him not to cum inside
>Ending is literally just vampire snuggling with her husband cradling an infant in bed. Despite the videos theme it's impossible to tell if the baby is a dhampir or vampire but the parents are so happy it doesn't matter
>Dhampir finishes her second lap and begins to have a minor existential crisis over whether it was morally wrong for her to jill off to that

COOMER CHESHIRE

>>33907461
>wait a second
>goes back to the frame with the baby
>zooms in on the knee
>baby has the same birthmark she does
>that feel when she just shlicked one out to her own conception
>that joy when she realizes she finally knows what her parents looked like

>>33907461
>dhampir loads up generic looking "vampire and human make a dhampir" porn
>upload date was ages ago and camera work is amateurish, but she hasn't seen this one yet so she puts up with it
>laughs a bit at the over the top "vampire hunter" outfit the guy has on, it's like a mix between Van Helsing and Bane
>guy is breathing heavy through his mask as he approaches the coffin and lifts the lid off
>it's her mom

>>33907461
It's not morally wrong, she can make little dhampirs too so it's basically just like watching roleplay porn

>>33907620
>>33907624
>she still schlicked twice to the daddy dick
>even on the internet they can't escape theri fate

>>33907253
I feel like they would see right through what you're doing but play along anyway for the fun of it. Women love making everything a performance after all
>I can give you a titjob
>Nuh-uh, I can give you a better one
>Here, lets both give anon our best titjob at the same time and he can decide which one he likes better
>You're on!

>>33907698
I don't know, the drunk HIGHLY desperate girls who naturally are sworn enemies might try their hardest to have anon all for one or the other. Anon would go expecting sex and just get two drunk girls yelling at and fighting each other before grabbing him and making him decide.

>>33907379
>Anubi and other monsters handle the bureaucracy. Married ones get generous time off and single ones get free access to dating services
>Pharaoh is generous and naively trusting but somehow doesn't allow herself to get taken advantage of
>She's considered both an easy mark for apophis because of the lack of punishment when they get caught and one of the hardest because nobody has managed to get past bodyguard anon
>Dummy pharaoh considers most apophi her friends anyway and some of them settle down and even marry in her kingdom
>Most don't bother attempting to overthrow her because they genuinely like her and appreciate how good they have it under her rule
>Doesn't stop their daughters from being escorted out of the palace at nights by her bodyguard much to their mother's chagrin

What is your wifes secret (or not so secret) weakness?

>>33907903
food and me

>>33907903
Ticklish sides.

>>33907892
>the Apophis first came to try and take over the kingdom
>now their goal is to grape bodyguard Anon so he will finally fuck the dummy Pharaoh
>they still fail miserably

>>33907903
Very frilly pink dresses and getting treated like a girl much younger than she is.

>>33907903
Ice cream. She absolutely loves the stuff and I have to make sure she doesn’t gorge herself on it because then she’ll be all bloated.

Marry Wonderland monstergirls

>>33908089
I wanna sex them all

>>33908044
>get kidnapped by an ancient evil MG
>most of the time you’ve been doing her chores and getting drained every night
>one day you walk into her room to tell her you made lunch for you and her
>she’s in front of her mirror in a beautiful black dress trying to teach herself how to dance with a poorly made mannequin of you
>at least you know where your favorite shirt went now

>>33907620
I was thinking of a Twilight Zone 'And she realized she was flicking the bean to her conception the entire time!!!' moment but it felt too generic compared to having a normal couple

>>33907786
>Anon would go expecting sex and just get two drunk girls yelling at and fighting each other before grabbing him and making him decide.
Toooo have sex with them? This just feels like the same scenario with extra steps

>>33908135
Girls that act cold or aloof around their anon while having a daki or shrine dedicated to him stashed away somewhere are 10/10. They become 11/10 when said anon finds their hidden stash

>>33908089
How would they react to snicker-snack?

>>33908042
>can't just jump him, he's too fast and strong
>can't drug him, he can practically smell the venom
>can't put them in an "advantageous" situation, she's too thick and he's too professional
being an Apophis in dummy Pharaoh's kingdom is suffering

>>33908278
>Apophis attacks a Cupid to steal her bow and arrows

>>33908089
That Trumpart looks really kissable.

>>33908251
Yeah but does she have to take my favorite shirt for her shrine? That’s my lucky Pantera shirt, why can’t she just take an old work shirt to use instead?

>>33908351
>p-please those are my livelihood
>shut it candyfloss wings this is a romantic emergency

>>33908351
>bodyguard Anon takes it as the Apophis are trying to assassinate dummy Pharaoh
>starts ramping up his protection on her even more
>now more Apophis have heard about this dummy Pharaoh and are now actively trying to match her and her bodyguard together

>>33908370
All MGs are kissable Anon.
Yes, including the ones we don’t like here in the thread. It might not be us, but someone out there loves them enough to kiss them.

>>33908351
>>33908433
>Eros Paladin standing ominously behind an Apophis as she tries to take a Cupid’s bow and arrows

>>33908477
You don't need to like baphomet, my love for her is endless.

>>33908042
>>33908445
>Dummy pharaoh notices another teenage apophis in a dark purple hoodie and a 'my venomous romance' t-shirt underneath being carried out in the wee hours of the morning
>Oh my, those scamps are always up to something. Especially when they're going through a phase
>As she gets carried by anon Dummy P\pharaoh can hear her screaming at him
>"One of us will make you fuck her, one way or another!"
>Oh no her mother isn't going to be happy about that language
>But something bothers the pharaoh
>She's heard that one and things like it before and they only say it when anon catches them, not when it's another guard or their moms
>She's never thought about it seriously before but something clicks and it reminds her of things she's overheard others say when they thought she wasn't around
>About anon "finally getting together with her"
>Should've connected the dots when that succ chef started gushing about all the ways bodyguard anon and this mystery woman were going to 'do it'
>Weirdly she never thought about it that way before, anon has always been her friend and bodyguard but he is a man after all. Does bodyguard anon... Have a lady he likes?
>Dummy pharaoh is always happy when her subjects find someone special but thinking about childhood friend anon and this cubjectmakes her chest feel uncomfortably tight, almost painfully so
So it begins... Feel like in an mge world a man or monster can only be dense enough with their future spouse for so long before some divine or mundane occurrences triggers them into action

Making old hags embarrassed by making them wear their old high school uniform!

>>33908374
A 20$ shirt of a defunct band is a small price to pay for embarrassing your ancient evil monster wife