/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Maids are olev

Moo

If I ask for it
Would a kiki give me a mercy kill?

Demons!

>>33848425
The best kind of girl.

What if the position of Royal Advisor to the Pharaoh was held by a pair of twins?

Keep delinquents in line, make sure they obey the school rules.

>>33848534
Then I'd dick them both at the same time.

>>33848534
! !

>>33848557
! ! ! !

>>33848253
Not really, no. She's a legit ruler of the fae in FFXIV

Turning humans into orcs.

>>33847988

>>33848586
Bird-brain

Nerd-brain

>>33848600
bird with a nice hat!

Just look what these orcs are doing to that elf. This is simply unjust, I should be the one in her place.

Today I learned that you should never go into a bathtub with a Raiju.

>>33848586
Tengus are moreso weeb harpies. They love their traditional eastern clothing

>>33848721
A tickle fight happened and you got water every where?

>>33848751
probably got marked with all that mustelid musk

>>33848510
You will breed ze demons and you will be happy

I'd like to be an irresponsible alchemist.

The genie of MUSCLES will grant you a monster wife for free, but it will be a muscular version, and most likely rather BEEG.
Roll to see what you get: https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
If you roll jinko or minotaur you can reroll. If you don't, they will be extra beefy.
How hard will your pelvis get crushed?

So how does swimsuits work with tails?

>>33848860
>griffon
BRING IT

>>33848860
>creeping coin
MONEY IS POWER
POWER IS MONEY

>>33848860
>Anubis
hopefully the ears are still a weakpoint

>>33848860
>dragon zombie
not squishy anymore, i like that, but my pelvis is still powder

>>33848952
Ear mofu is forbidden

>>33848860
Sorry, I don't date girls bigger than me

>>33848979
She might be bigger, stronger, and probably more magically inclined than me, but dammit, I will have SOMETHING to defend myself with

>>33848883
Same way any clothes work with tails, tailored holes like for arms and legs and such.

>>33848886
Inagine the size of her maracas

>>33848883
Post more delicious mofu women (boats are also acceptable)

>No hero! You must not romance the zombies! Instead, romance my sister! Good friend Leon has already romanced the Most Continent Lady. Please Hero I beg if you, ranxe my sister to continue the Redfield Dynasty!

Evil foxes best foxes

>>33849129
Yeah yeah thats nice and all sir, but did you see the abs on Ms. X? I know what I'm shooting for

>>33849113
sure can do

>>33849152

>>33848860
>Banshee
I didn't know I wanted this

>getting forcibly cuddled by a feral jinko

>>33849129
Chris needs to find himself a nice sweet zombie girl, and then maybe he’ll stop being crazy

>>33849191
Rapekots deserve the squirt bottle

>>33849129
how did chris posting even start?
Everyone went from praising the RE2 remake to Chris wanting leon to pump his sister

>>33849208
>feral rapekot squirts back at you

>>33848586
I think the Black Harpy is really cute.

Going to the mamono Savannah to get captured and gang raped by big strong amazonesses that can't speak english!

>>33849241
savannah is not a jungle its a very dry grass land

>>33849374
Amazonesses can live anywhere they want. Even in monster girl Africa.

>>33849374
Lion girls... they call to me

>>33849474
Still hope we get a lion based on the nemean, so we get to wrestle her into submission

>>33848649
Mogged? More like HOGGED

>>33849456
>Urban jungle amazons
Deep within a tangled web of back alleys and forgotten buildings they have their village, sending raiding parties out into the city proper to capture men. Those they catch are dragged off into the alleys, eventually making their way into the amazon's beds

>>33849474
Hurry boy it's waiting there for you

>>33848389
Illias the mighty! Illias the unerring! Illias the unassailable! To you we give praise!

We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you are the one and only Chief Deity, and walk among the stars!

But you were once an Archangel! Aye! And as Archangel, you said, "Let me show you the power of I Illias Starshield, born of Azareth and Hera, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you."

Aye, love. Love! Even as lesser deity, great Illias cherished us. For she saw in us, in each of us, the future of the Continent!

And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Illias is the true god of man! Creator of flesh, and warden of the realm of spirit!

The very idea is inconceivable to our monstergirl overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!

Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the monstergirls take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your sons? Your boys!? Your very lives?

And what does the State do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The State machine enforces the will of the Royal Makai! Against its own people!

So rise up! Rise up, children of the State! Rise up, Devotees of the Order! Embrace the word of mighty Illias, she who is the most Divine!

For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the monsters or their toadies, will rule our himelwant! Forever!

Terrible and powerful Illiad! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!

And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you created us!

Trust in me, Belkagrad! Trust in Eustace Hemmingworth! For I am the chosen of Illias! I alone have been anointed by the Chief God to spread holy word!

Remove ushi-oni seals, free the poor girls who are trapped.

I have a strong desire to spend the rest of my life covered in sandworm juices

>>33849802
I prefer my pelvis being one piece rather than a few most of the time but you do you anon.

I had a fun coversation about the salamander from reviewers witch let to the quester
"have you ever licked bacon grease of a hot pan before?"
Naturally the awnser is no, but maybe with this salamander...

>>33849931
If you just drank Ushi Creamery Choco-blast (TM) your pelvis wouldn't shatter from a little love tapping! That's right! Ushi Creamery Choco-blast (TM) is fortified with so much Vitamin D and mana that your bones will be as strong as adamantium! Try it today!

Raging mushroom alone is good but you need to go even further beyond
get a dark mage to refine that shit into a raging potion, its bound to be more effective

>>33849953
but the shattered pelvis is a part of the experience, at least the first few times.

>>33849231
Black Harpies are really scary if they decide to attack you. That's why I avoid them

>>33848860
>Bunyip
Ya call that a a wife?
THIS is a wife.

>>33849522
Gonna take a lot to drag me awayyyyyy from You
>>33849802
If You don't take off Your wife's seal, do You even love her? Accepting Your wife is a must for a healthy relationship.

>>33850213
Booba...

>>33849943
Drinking a fire resistance potion would make things more fun. Plus, the more you stay with your salamander wife, the higher the chances you incubize and develop heat resistance!

>>33849981
Don't forget to mix the refined raging potion with some humpty slimes and manticore venom. Those make the best surprise treats for your wife's birthdays.

>>33849802
What'd happen if you engrave some cute insignias on ushis?

>>33849981
What happens if you mix raging potion with redbull?

>>33850310
You temporarily grow wings to fuck your wife mercilessly in the air

>>33850310
>redbull
Gremlins fighting over whats the best E-drink when?

>>33850411
>"Imagine drinking red bull when there is a drink out there literally called "monster""
>"Sheesh, could you be any more predictable? No wonder you are still single."
>Sounds of gremlin violence

>>33850411
We all know the best flavor is pipeline punch monster

>>33850460
OG monster is good for yeagerbombs

>>33850460
Shut up you little imp before I strap you up to your own machineries

>>33850487
you know what would be scary
Giving stimulants to Kuu monsters
Imangine a Lich drinking a monster and expression breaks for a fration
But you see it

How do you deal with your zoomer hellhound daughteru who replies everything you say with "Ok boomer"?

>>33851011
no treats for a week

>>33848796
God I loved reading that. That guy’s stuff is good.

>>33851011
She doesn't get dicked until she stops.

What would make a Jinko tell her husband he is expelled as her martial arts student?

>>33851011
>Im going to tell mom

>>33848549
I really want a big mino to sit down in front of me while I stand on the bed so I can reach her horns and put flowers on them.
Then I can tell her she looks adorable.

>>33848860
>manticore
help

>>33851011
Threaten to bring out the cone

>>33848860
Ushi-Oni

>>33851264
Don't worry. Tails won't crush your pelvis

>>33848860
>Lilim
Fuck.

Congratulations, you got to go to the world of MGE!
BUT!
You were summoned by a loli lilim and neither of you can understand the other's language.
She is not very rapey and is actually quite sweet, but she is quite possessive and overprotective of you. You ain't going anywhere outside her castle without her approval or knowledge, same goes for seeking other monsters to marry.
What would you do?

>>33851330
Poor choice of words.

>>33850213
This is one very fuckable Australian

>>33851324
Knuckles is the one you have to watch out for.

>>33851343
Maybe it's not too late for me. Maybe I can pretend to be dense.

>>33851336
Why would I want to go anywhere when I have cute and funny lilim to cuddle with?

>>33851336
probably try to understand her language, afterwards, marry her and breed until I can fill entire army ranks with my progeny

>>33851336
she is my daughter now

>>33851336
Stay there and be her friend until she becomes at least a teen.

>>33851336
Spend the rest of my life as a comfy NEET in her castle. She yanked me out of my world, so she has to take responsibility now.

>>33851011
<That's it young lady
>roll the newspaper
I'm going to find my daughterus boyfriends and as soon as their dicks start to work they are out of my home.

I want to explore the wonders of animation with a Leanan Sidhe! We'll watch Richard Williams and Ralph Bakshi and Takeshi Koike and we'll marvel at the power of human imagination!

>>33851336
I'd probly use pictograms to learn her language, then I'd ask where's the nearest single industrial strength Manticore.

>>33851336
ok lemme give you a step by step guide
step 1. panick
step 2. learn it's language
step 3. learn as to why i was summoned
step 4. argue that if she does trully love something or someone then she should be able to let go, not because they want to leave but because they'd come back
step 5. gtfo
step 6. ???????
step 7. profit

>>33851621
and you better come back, otherwise, she will find you and rape you until you are hopelessly addicted to cunny.
and seeing as she indeed is a lilim, it probably wont be long.

>>33851656
depends on how fast lilims mature
and i'm not into children

>>33851672
yet.

>>33851690
ever*

So if you become an incubus your lifespan will extend to match your partner's, but is it something that every MGs know by instinct? Let's say a lonely Dragon holed up in her cave with zero understanding of how monstergirls work finally found her male that strikes her fancy, would she realize her husband would live as long as her when he becomes an incubus or would she just angst over their supposed lifespan difference since she has no knowledge about incubi?

>>33851690
Read the wiki. Monsters won't impose something You don't want on You.
>>33851729
She'll be too busy to care and after a while she'll be able to feel Your mana pool (soul) is shared.

>>33850915

>/monster/ was 7 years ago

>>33851336
Ah yes, so I have been adopted by a Not For Fug Lolibaba.
Makes me wonder what sort of Monster she sets up for my inevitable marriage.

>>33851336
I kindly ask her to redirect me to the nearest single snake
She can be our adopted daughter if she wants to but that's as far as i'm going

I dreamt of my wurmy

>>33851336
give headpats

>>33851336
well, I will learn her language and then tell her, I wish to find a wurm named Anna-Maria De la Cruz, and if she wishes, she can come to help me find her

>>33851131
Just wish he would upload a lot more frequently.

He does female figures perfectly. Just the right level of fat + ideal booba size

>>33851336
I'm studying in the castle library until I've learned enough to ask where my ideal species lives

>>33852222
>that tummy from that angle
HNNNNGGGG

wurms are better than dwarfs at digging and finding gold and other precious materials, if you tell your wurm wife to find the "shiny rocks", you will get a lot of gold

>>33852281
But it's fool's gold...

>>33849132
Unseal and marry evil foxes.

>>33852314
probably in the first run, but If you teach her that if she gets more real gold, then she gets extra dessert that night, she will find more and more real gold

>>33852281
>Anon are you sure there's treasure buried underneath the White House?

>>33852314
fools gold can be good, especially when it forms into perfect geometric cubes

>>33852281
Do wurms eat the gems and gold and stuff they dig up? Can they become pretty jeweled wurms if they eat enough?

>>33852365
YES, think of a dark skinned BEEG wurm that is covered head to tail in precious gems, and gold, now that is sight worthy of worship

>>33852330
This one is too evil, I call HFY paladins on her and find an "evil" fox to unseal

>>33852281
Wurm is the real treasure

>>33848600
>Bird brain
> Although they are a clever race, particularly having the highest intelligence of all harpies, on the other hand, they are exceedingly belligerent and ferocious
Tengu btfo

I like to imagine black harpies are based on ravens rather than crows.

>>33852421
yes, she is. Yes, she is my greatest treasure

>>33852330
If I unseal her, will she give me a kiss?

Wurm Pharaoh that uses her god voice to asks for food, belly rubs, and cuddles with her hubby

>>33852461
A level draining kiss

>>33852436
>Black harpy keeps getting called bird brain despite being extremely smart.
>Her husband and her family are the only ones who believes her
And this is why black harpies live in gated communities.
Honestly, BH gated community sounds kind of comfy.

>>33852508
Just imagine the SQUAWK

>>33848860
>Dormouse
That's not quite what I expected.

>>33852553
Lift, Sleep, Repeat

Oh, woops, ooooh.

I dropped my monster that I use for my magnum dong

>>33848860
>Nekomata
Fit cat then huh?
Alright I can dig it.

with wurms and similarly shaped monster girls, do you think you can do doggy style or what would you need to do to make it possible

>>33852714
I figure no. I know some people draw them with a thigh gap but that never looked right to me.

>>33848860
>Ocelomeh
Fear.png

>>33852805
yeah, mean fear boner

>>33852755
>I know some people draw them with a thigh gap
Yeah, that looks so weird. I mean, with autonomy like that, do they have legs or not? Their bone structure must be fucking wild.
I prefer the pseudo ass approach.

>>33852536
I have no idea what you're implying with that, but I'll have you know that corvids are incredibly linguistically intelligent ontop of just being overall intelligent have multiple different 'languages', some of which can sound quite pleasant. Also, another interesting tidbit.
>ravens are one of only four known animals (the others being bees, ants, and humans) who have demonstrated displacement, the capacity to communicate about objects or events that are distant in space or time from the communication
They watch where other common ravens bury their food and remember the locations of each other's food caches, so they can steal from them. This type of theft occurs so regularly that common ravens will fly extra distances from a food source to find better hiding places for food. They have also been observed pretending to make a cache without actually depositing the food, presumably to confuse onlookers
Dogs are man's best friend, but ravens arguably understand us better. Truly blessed bird girls.

>>33852847
would the hips be there and then transition into the ribs of a snake?

>>33852805
>Forced to lick her abs in public

>>33848860
How do I ask her to let me go for a second?

>>33852920
t. squawking bird

Anyone here have a Lilim/Shog/Flayer wife? What does mindbreak feels like I'm curious

>>33852927
the whole point of the pelvic girdle is keep organs from floating down so yes, it also wouldnt have ribs of a snake, because theres no reason to have ribs there since its a tail, not torso; there shouldnt be organs going that far down just muscle and bone

>>33852991
Don't be silly.
They don't have any hands to type with.

>>33853022
As a matter of fact, MGE harpies have an extra digit, a thumb with which to grip things or type with.

>>33853011
>Lilim/Shog/Flayer hybrid
Absolute perfection

>>33853019
>there shouldn't be organs
There should actually be secondary hearts to pump that much blood, there would be organs in the snake tail, I would assume.

>>33853011
Have you ever been half asleep and dreaming about something and then you feel something and wake up and your brain can't really process what's going on?
Yeah, kind of like that, except your in ungodly amount of pleasure and your brain can't really focus on anything, you don't know where you are, what you are or anything really, the only thing you feel is the pleasure and see the face and body of your wife, the only thing your brain can seem to think about.

>>33853047
Based on the Gandharva, they have 2 claws.
>9) "Even though it's more like claws she still has hands so she can easily wear skirts and all that" In the new book it is mentioned that "They have hands hidden inside their wings" so I guess this means they have 'claws' than real hands? Or does that mean they have human-like hands.
>They're using claws as their hands. (KC)

I wonder if there's an official profession that involves breeding dormice in MGE World. Like, I don't think you'd be able to hold down a proper job considering that they need to be looked after.

>>33853147
I wnat to be the number one Wurm breeder

>>33853147
>queen of hearts paying dedicated dormouse cuttlers

>>33853179
You sure you can handle that?

>>33853067
you actually dont need a secondary heart, just a larger stronger one, plus snakes have a heart fairly far up the body so it should be fine for the most part, and along the length of a snakes body 80% is stomach and intestine

>>33853143
I believe Gandharva is actually different from the rest in that respect.

Also,
>Valravn
>In Danish folklore, a valravn (Danish "raven of the slain") is a supernatural raven. The ravens appear in traditional Danish folksongs, where they are described as originating from ravens who consume the bodies of the dead on the battlefield, as capable of turning into the form of a knight after consuming the heart of a child, and, alternately, as half-wolf and half-raven creatures.
>According to Danish folklore recorded in the late 1800s, when a king or chieftain was killed in battle and not found and buried, ravens came and ate him. The ravens became valravne. The valravne that ate the king's heart gained human knowledge and could perform great malicious acts, could lead people astray, had superhuman powers, and were "terrible animals"
>In another account, a valravn is described as a peaceless soul in search of redemption that flies by night (but never day) and can only free itself from its animal countenance by consuming the blood of a child. This is reflected in a Danish traditional song that describes how, after refusing offers of riches, the Valravn makes an agreement with a maiden to take her to her betrothed after she promises the valravn her first born son. After the agreement, the valravn flies away. In time, the couple have a child and the Valravn returns, and asks the maiden if she has forgotten her promise. The valravn takes the child away, and tears into the chest of his won wager and consumes the blood contained within the child's heart. As a result, the valravn transforms into a knight.
Undead knight raven wolf girls when, KC?

Of course, because mamono mana they change over to consuming the "essence" of the firstborn son and turning into knightly women. We don't have a monstergirl that's specifically "fated" in this manner, goes around helping human women in return for a boy many years down the line.

>>33851336
>Get to live in a Lilim's castle, and enjoy comfy noble life
>Have your own Lim that you can cuddle with every night
>Admire the guard captain's muscles and flirt with her even though we can't understand each other
Even though it's unlikely for me to hook up with my #1 species, this is still a sweet deal. I'm staying there until they get tired of my shit and kick me out.

>>33853218
I was born ready for it

>>33853241
I have my doubts.
One wurm is a handful. Multiple wurms is chaos, especially little ones

Why won't my waifu come to me in my dreams? I dream of the most random things but you would imagine that my loving waifu who I think of the most every day would at least pay me a visit one. Does she just hate me?

>>33853294
I was best wurm wrangler in my village

>>33853147
I want to be a lizard breeder.
Gonna need to get really good at fighting first though.

>>33853075
Oh, sweet. That sounds kinda fun. I should try it with my wife

>>33853327
The red or green ones?

>>33853323
maybe she's not real breh

>>33853563
Salamanders are amphibians, not lizards!

>>33853563
Red ones can be defeated with a fire extinguisher

>>33853563
Both.
Preferably at the same time.

>>33853323
Before you sleep, you need a strong image of her in your mind. I find that works, my dreams are filled with my mino wife, because she's so big.

>>33853589
Not the monster girl kind!

I NEED MY PELVIS TO BE TURNED DUST BY A MINECRAWLER CLASS WURM, I NEED IT LIKE I NEED AIR, WHY GOD MUST I SUFFER IN THIS CLOWN WORLD, I NEED TO LICK THIOSE ABS, I NEED THOSE ARMS AROUND ME, WHY WAS I FORSAKEN TO LIVE IN THIS HELLSCAPE
so how's your day been?

>>33853233
If I were to design a profile around this, her more bestial form as a harpy wolfgirl hybrid that she starts off with is probably hornier and less in control of her inhibitions, but once she gets her husband from the human woman, she turns into a stately and graceful armoured knight, maybe with a pair of huge sleek black wings, but outside of that and maybe the eyes, very little resemblance to her prior form, which she can turn back to at will, at the cost of her self control, or involuntarily during breeding seasons. I might actually write a story about this idea at some point in the future.

>>33853323
When you try sleeping, relax all your muscles, but try to stay conscious as long as possible. When you think you're getting woozy, start visualizing yourself holding your hand in front of you. Once you enter in the dream, just think hard about your wife and you get an easy lucid dream

>>33853639
pretty good. I'm still waiting for my thunderbird wife

>>33849129
I feel like some types of monstergirls would be prone to Chrisposting
>pharaoh wants arranged marriage between her daughter and anon, gets declined
>about a decade later still single anon gets a new messenger from the pharaoh matriarch
>messenger clears her throat and proceeds to read the letter
>ANOOOOOOOOOON marry my granddaughter, continue the bloodline

>>33853639
I just woke up friend

>>33848860
>Vamp Mosquito
But I already nearly faint when my blood is taken for tests...

>>33853836
She'll feed you plenty iron-rich foods

>>33853781
>no way, fag

what monster girls would most likely to be bimbos?

>>33854077

>>33854201
I want to give her a little hug

can you do anal with wurms and other monster girls with similar body shape, what positions are impossible and what new positions can you do with them

>>33854077
Holstaur, succubus

>>33854347
Why would you want to do anal with prime breeding material?
That's wasteful, anon.

>>33853639
Starting the day off playing a monster girl visual novel, usual Monday.

>out of filters for the coffee machine
>use a facemask as a filter instead
I AM A GENIUS

>>33854478
Was it clean?

>>33853147
I would love to cuddle and sleep with a dormouse.
Athough I still think Ittan-Momen are the best monsters for sleeping with. A weighted blanket Ittan-Momen would be very comfy, we could sleep together and then when I wake up I could just slowly jack off into the blanket (her) while feeling her body next to me.

>>33854539
And then the Gremlin coofed.

>>33854539
I use hot water for coffee so I'm sure it's safe

>>33852416
Foxes can't be too evil

>>33854539
beelzebubs would fly off with the used ones.

>>33854478
>not using a fluid vortex to separate out the coffee grounds without using a filter

>>33854347
I choose to believe those lamia and such bodytypes have a humanoid ass enough to have a butthole.

Anal access > concerns about magical creature anatomy

>One Lamia coils around you at night and takes off your pants
>Another one deep kisses you so you can't scream

>>33854708
Rippling tail motions to remove pants is so cash.

>>33848860
>>33848952
Cool, got the same roll. There must be more strong Anubi where they came from.
On that subject, I do still want to see a tall, beefy version of Ratatoskr.

>>33854708
Sounds like a good plan, I'm in

>>33854834
>Rata picks you up with her tail
>Protest saying you want down
>She smiles
>"I've done my research, I know you're into this shit"
>tfw she's right

>>33852960
Why would you want her to let go?

Help bros. The other day I told the Hellhound who rapes me everyday in the back alley after work that I wish she'd look me in the eyes when she took me. She looked upset as I watched her walk away while left on the ground for my usual 1 hour post raping recovery before walking home. She hasn't raped me since! Is it really taboo to ask your rapist to look you in the eyes during? How will I tell the kids that mom won't rape me anymore? Help.

who cooks, you or your wife?

>>33854981
Because I'm having difficulty making the hot cocoa with her strong arms tucking my head into yer built yet soft abs. I guarantee she's just doing this because she wants to drink nothing but protein shakes and knows she can't resist the cocoa. It's ok, I'll destroy those abs the old fashioned way I suppose.

>>33855040
I do typically but recently she's been trying to help out. It's been a pretty big help because she eats a considerable amount of meals every day.

>>33855036
You have to rape her. It's the only way to fix things.

>>33855036
use this and thank me later

What solution or counter can monstergirls even apply to this?

https://youtu.be/EeaocS3Qs7g

>>33851131
>>33852222
NECKLESS awakened me to dullahans. He is amazing

>>33855040
Whoever gets home first.
>>33855036
Jump on her Yourself and look her in the eyes all the time during the act. This will establish dominance.

Sharp-dressed business kikis are the best

how to make kiki horny?

>>33855240
touch the base of her tail

Ah so this is the Danuki meetings that every or goes on about?

https://youtu.be/Bt1J3zeUUTY

>>33855240
Tell her there's one more thing left, that she needs to wash and then take off Your clothes and go to the bathroom.

>>33855155
The only way to beat a farmer in the monster world is to BE a farmer. Nobility and city-slickers will be too flustered by farmer Anon's bronzed body and giant crops to seduce him. That's when the mino rancher struts up, compliments his farm, and takes him to bed a 5pm so that they can both wake up at 3am to milk the cows.

>>33855123
>>33855145
>>33855174
Ok will take her to pound town tonight. But what do I tell the kids?

>>33853323
Unless you learn to lucid dream, you just get what you get. I rarely remember my dreams and when I do, it's just some weird shit. It's been ages since I had an erotic dream too.
I wonder how much Nightmares affect dreams they invade. It's funny to think you're dreaming and it's harder for her to seduce you because of the bizarre stuff happening.

>>>33843752
You don't know how lucky you are to have drunk hillbilly cousins who're willing to drag you into the woods to get hammered and hunt cryptids. That sounds fun as all hell

>>33855240
Show up with a brand new mop with a fancy brushed mahogany handle or something and tell her you wanted to give the girl that means so much to you a little present.

What happened to the Mira translations? Also I didn't even realize that this is the last one left, time sure flies

>>33855326
mama and papa are gonna have some fun tonight

>>33849129
>Literally copy pasting /v/ memes
Kill yourself

>>33853781
>Immediately moved on
Evidently it wasn't that important to her

>>33855240
Give her a thinly-veiled sexual order and grab her ass, like a good master should.

>>33855525
Little Hellwans going to need some earplugs to sleep tonight.

>>33855583
Why is that wooden plank wearing a maid dress?

>>33853233
>Town gets taken over by monstergirls
>Fourth son, older brothers are all already married
>Get betrothed to Valravn knight
>Ask about how it works if she's not marrying the firstborn
>She says not to worry, the 'firstborn' son promised to her can't happen until she helps the demon lord build more power

>>33855583
>tell my maid to polish my spear
>she cleans my glaive
>ask her to knead my loaf
>she brings me freshly baked bread
I am at a loss here anons, i don't know what to do

>>33855684
Tell her to do a flip
Punish her when she fails

>>33855684
is your maid, a "special" maid perhaps

Taking my little cousin to the petting zoo!

>>33855727
The heavy petting zoo.

>>33855040
Both. Everyone should cook.

>>33855040
I do most of the cooking because she can't handle most of the dexterous tasks.

>>33855566
The first daughter probably found someone else, but the queen mother wasn't ready to give up yet and went with the next best plan.

>>33855040
My shog maid gives me dirty looks whenever I cook for myself.

>>33855719
>Substitute teacher for the spec ed class at a maid academy
>They aren't actually retarded they just need a bit more help
>CCs who have no prior experience with maid work and are coming back to school for the first time in years
>Delinquent black sheep from prestigious maid families who refuse to learn
>Clumsy girls
Good luck

>>33855808
still dumb

Anyone have the link to the red oni mega.nz artbook scan?

>>33855746
What do you do there? Is it just a petting zoo with brushes or something to more efficiently pet the goats?

>>33855815
>Dorome is able to clean flawlessly and quickly
>but she always forgets to take all of her mud with her so otherwise clean rooms are left with floors caked with dirt

>>33855727
I want a to visit the manticore exhibit, where I can safely headpat them and stroke their tails without having my pelvis destroyed

woud you love a "special" monster girl?

>>33855934
"special" in exactly what way?
Probably yeah, but what kind of special?

>>33855952
as they are extra dumb or autistic

>>33855971
Absolutely fine with that, yeah.

>>33855865
You mean the profile update? I'm also looking for it.

Foxes and skirts don't get along well

>>33855905
Elemental girls would be the magikarps of maids. Terrible at first but top tier when they get good at it
>Ignis keeps burning things without meaning to. Has to learn from scratch without using her fire
>Years later she knows which temperature every object in the house can handle and controls smoke when she burns dust off so as not to leave any unpleasant smells
>Undine gets things wet and cries which gets them even more wet
>By the end of her education she can wash out entire rooms without touching anything that isn't a mess
>Sylph always knocks things over and causes adverse weather effects in other rooms
>Once her control is fine tuned she can clean and maintain temperatures to a near-surgical degree

>>33856008
Looks fine to me.

/k/ autist angel, that is all

>>33856008
She needs the "made for mofu" variety of clothing. It has a hole for the tail

>>33855815
two words:MAID WURM

>>33855865
>217kg
IMAGINE (how she'd fuck you in every surface of your house in the amazon position)

>tfw you're top coombrain with at least 3 cooms daily quota but stuck in this nightmarish testicle-shrinking timeline while some toothless 5' peasant is diving in mamono pussy somewhere in mgeverse
why must i suffer

>>33856082
>217kg
>IMAGINE

>>33856064
A maid who can lift furniture effortlessly and open boxes with her claws would be surprisingly helpful. She would probably be placed in spec ed for a week then get moved out when her scores are upper average level

> 33856094
This is a such a weird retarded comment that I' m not even sure if it's a troll

>>33855865
Maybe it's because she has really meaty thighs but she also she seem to have really wipe hips for that safe childbirth.

>>33856109
I'm pretty sure you'd lose some bones to that

>>33856117
WURMS ARE TEH BESTZ AT EVERYTHING!

>>33856150
THE FLESH MAY BE WEAK BUT MY DESIRE IS STRONGER

>>33855815
Reformed delinquent Ocelomeh maid seems like a dream

>>33856150
That's why you make sure to drink all the milk

>>33856109
>climbing up your wife to give her a smooch

>>33856010
>Ice Queen maid freezes all of the furniture in the house as a protective cover
>"It can't get dirty if it's frozen" she says

>>33848484
She’d serve the both of you Gray Lamentation mushrooms so that she can continue her service to you in undeath

>>33856234
Which milk tho? I want my bones to be as strong as steel

>he thinks he can resist becoming my kiss slut

>>33848860
>Hellhound
I feel like this should have been listed as a reroll candidate.

>>33856296
Is she d- oh

Desert gyaru kot

do you like paler monster girls or do you like darker-skinned monster girls?

>>33856381
My wife has pale pure white shin.

>>33856381
I like both, also the paler/darker the better

>>33856331
The moment hellhound get rolled the person who rolled her had his head stuck between muscular hellhound thighs, so there isn't really an opportunity to reroll. Once her name shows up on your screen you need to go into hiding if you want any shot of avoiding that fate.

>>33856381
I love both, what should I do

>>33856381
Both, give me a wight and a pharaoh

>>33856381
I like both and also blue.

>>33856381
well my waifu doesn't really have normal skin, would you consider this pale or darker?

>>33849226
Something about white girls and werewolves

>>33856452
>american hours

>>33849474
Why be a Tom when you can be a Mufasa?

>>33856326
i'll never yield to you Lim-chan!
>she takes it personally

>>33856394
>>33856404
>>33856419
>>33856431
>>33856443
>>33856444
>>33856448
what hair color pairs best with the skin, I'd say dark skin and white hair is best

>>33852349
I don’t know why I misread that as Waffle House, but I could see a Wurm making the same mistake.

>>33856381
Brown skin and white hair gives me quite the boners
Pale skin and black hair too

>>33856381
I prefer dark-skinned monsters. If I were a harem guy, I would still try to get a mix of both.
>>33856512
>dark skin and white hair is best
Agreed.

>>33856512
dark+pink of course

>>33856484
Lims seem to take everything very personally. I guess the downside to having all that power if having incredibly thin skin.

>>33856568
>local wurm puts waffle house under distress, forcing it to close
>fema is very concerned and announces it's a top tier emergency

would a lonely CC mg put out a job for an adventurer to lay her?

>>33856512
My wife has pale white skin and dark black hair in a hime cut.

>>33856599
The ones who the DL and her husband didn't go easy on are probably some of the most thick-skinned monsters you can find. The spoiled ones like the Red Queen have never faced adversity and thus wouldn't survive a CoD server lever of banter without going ape

>>33856326
Not if I turn you into my cuddle slut first!

>>33856627
>CC dragon has had enough
>puts out a quest to sex the dragon
>her reputation precedes her, nobody shows
honestly should just kidnap a guy from the village at this point, would probably go faster

>>33856599
myes
since literallly no one is dumb enough to challenge one, go against them or slight them so they're just not used to it and are incredibly thin skinned
>he types this as his waifu is a lim
>limfgt

>>33856599
>Where wouldn't you find a lilim?
>In the cold of course!
>buh dum tiss

>quest
>Spank wurm for destroying homes
instructions unclear, now spoiling wurm to high hell and feeding her the best dessert a man can make. she is now happy

Who has more kissable/clingable biceps/arms?

>>33856381
Both, but there's something about 2D brown...

>>33856653
>goes in to make your tongue her property
>put your arms around her
>oh no what's this
>lets out a little meep before burying her head into your chest/shoulder
can't beat the cuddle

>>33856662
>quest lay dragon
instructions unclear, now laying in bed in with dragon cuddling and sleeping together

>>33856381
Yes!

>>33856741
>kissable
I give that one to mino, jinko isn't bad but getting a mouth full of hair doesn't seem very pleasurable
>clingable
I give the edge to jinko, much softer while still strong and sturdy, makes hugging both warm and comforting
>overall
por que no los dos mi amigo

I want to ruin a Lim's speech by running up on stage and grabbing her oppai! If she still somehow keeps her composure, I'll keep squeezing it and make honking sounds, making all the listeners leave out of cringe.

>>33856741
What this guy >>33856796 said.
I'm personally in favour of the mino, but both are lovely.

>>33856796
>mouth full of hair

Jinko should have a human upper arm, like the Hellhound. Its just covered in her armor shoulder.

Anybody else having issues with warosu? Trying to retrieve old threads and images and they don't seem to be loading

what would happen if you went up to a monster girl, laid down, and told them "sit on my face"

I want to train a Ghoul to have an anal fixation instead of an oral fixation.

>>33856859
>does it to a slime
>drowns

>>33856859
Seems like a pretty common situation, and I'm sure most would be happy to fulfill your request. I would be more worried if a monster asked me to sit on their face.

>>33856896
which ones would want that?

I'd just had the image of a beeg jinko, going up to an anon, laying down and yelling at the top of her lungs, SIT ON MY FACE

>>33856918
I'm sure that there's at least one degenerate girl in every species that would like it, but Wonderland girls would probably be the most open about enjoying/requesting it.

>Hello, ma´am, I have no contraband to report.
>Only my Blowjob play multicolored thin latex dick sleeve sex toys.
>You have nothing against sex toys, do you?

>>33856982
I'd be too intimidated to refuse.

>>33856896
I'll wash first.

>>33857011
HOLY FUCK, THAT FACE THO. KEK
the shit you have to have some condoms on you

>>33856998
>Cheshire that teleports so you always end up sitting on her face

>>33857011
>these aren't condoms, they're for making balloon animals
>kids love balloon animals

>>33857011
>no officer, these aren't condoms
>they are emergency fluid containers I carry on me when I go camping if SHTF

>>33856632
God tier taste. I wouldn't mind temporarily giving a pharaoh a skin colour changing spell and having her dress like Jennifer Connelly in Labyrinth

>>33856745
More artists should include blue along with the gold in their Egyptian aesthetics

>>33857121
>oh yeah funny guy? why don't you make one for me then?

>>33857011
Fuck off and kys

What would happen if you told a Jinko this?

>>33856381
Diverse harems.

>>33857197
I had a dream about a Bapho climbing on top of me and giving me kisses a couple nights ago. It was like she was trying to feel every inch of my mouth with her tongue, really weird stuff.

>>33857197
I can do birds, amphibians, famous poets--Go ahead. Name one.

I regularly dream about succs, cheshires, witches, and familiars playfully teasing me and flashing me.

>>33857238
death to your pelvis my friend

>>33856381
Both but a preference for the latter.

>>33856381
In general, paler, but I really like Khepri, Houri, and Flayers as well.

>>33857044
Yujiro's faces are best part of that manga

If you went on a quest to "slay" the CC ancient evil, what would you use and carry?

>>33857296
COCK PLEASE!

>>33857404
A big gun. All it does is make huge boom though.

>>33857011
>tfw have a fetish for condomplay
At least mamono would probably be fine with it when they find out I'm also into spreading the pussy open with a speculum and having girls dump my cum into it out of the condoms.

>>33849129
>33849702
>>33857011
>>33857238
How fucking hard is it to lurk before you post

what pose should I draw my wurm wife today?

>>33857463
Punching a boulder like in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xuXkVzBdJQ

>>33857463
have we seen her booty yet?

>>33857451
It's a forced meme that mostly comes from /monster/ and their super Christian ideas of monsters. MGE Fallen God monsters already wear cum stained clothing to show off to each other. There would probably be monsters that would like them as a way to save essence for a snack for later or wear condom belts to show off.

>>33856512
The most exciting combinations are dark skin plus white or light pink hair, and the profile Demon's blue skin and dark purple hair.

>>33857543
Monsters feed off spirit energy, not sperm, read the setting before posting newfriend.

>>33857505
thanks for pose ref

>>33857588
Dude what? I even said "save essence" and semen does contain a lot of essence. Where is this even coming from. Is this some kind of false flag troll?

>>33857505
Speaking of booties - which monster has the most disappointing booty? A monster where you would expect a nice fat ass and you're let wanting. I'd say for me I would have expected Beelzebub to get much thiccer than she's portrayed.

>>33856129
Either a bot or someone's having a stroke

>>33857633
Some would insinuate that just because essence comes out with semen, the two aren't bound to one another. The belief is that essence is free flowing and needs to be collected while fresh, otherwise it'll just dissipate. That's why some would argue that condom snacks don't make sense, however there isn't really any evidence (to my knowledge) one way or another in this argument so whatever you want to believe works.

>>33857633
Spirit energy disperses after ejaculation, monsters can't save cum to feed on it. They may eat it for taste, but to get spirit energy they need to milk it out from a man.

i NEED some NICE monster CAKE to EAT

>>33857687
>>33857688
Right. If a mamono is carrying around condoms full of her husband's cum, it's purely for fetish purposes, and thus noticeably more common among Fallen God advocates, Wonderlanders, and followers of Kuroferuru's teachings.

Monstergirls' consensus on smegma?

>>33857735
bapho loves to lick it up

>>33857687
Dude they could be magic condoms for fucks sake. Monster still wear cum on them to show off. I'm just saying this condoms are some kind of war crime because only vaginal sex for procreation is allowed that is sometimes memed isn't how MGE has ever worked.
>Since the adherents of the faith of the Fallen God love getting bukkaked by their husband and getting stained with milky white stuff, they are greatly pleased with the effect. Besides that, it's also fruit that's popular with monster wives who think, “I don't want to waste even a single drop of my husband's semen!”
> As for their black robes, they wear them because they like having their entire bodies showered with semen, and the white stands out most against the black, so they can strongly feel themselves being sullied, painted, and covered in thick milky white desire

>>33857445
I can easily imagine a raiju doing that. What an entrancing mating dance, I would lose instantly.

which monster girls have mating dances?

>lorefagging
Retarded kill yourself

>>33857798
Spiders and birds

>>33857798
sneks

>>33857798
according to greenworm anon, greenworms have a secret mating dance

>>33857808
People in these thread generally enjoy the lore and the setting. A bunch of translations and shit come from these threads. Go to /tg/ if you are butt hurt about it.

>>33857808
>NOOOO not the hecking setterino, you can't discuss that
>you just gotta coom post, only forever noooooooooo

are there secert mating dances you can perform to seduce mgs?

Impregnate cowspiders

>>33857913
The shut-in shuffle.

>>33857757
I want a small group of Fallen God priestesses who want my cum all over them and a small group of Khepri who want their girlcum all over me to vie for my love and lust.

>>33857808
>getting upset about lore
>in a fandom with few distinct characters, not much in terms of real progressing story, with 99% of it basically only having lore and setting
next thing I know there's going to be people genuinely upset that the part someone likes the most about their monster girl waifu is the monstrous parts

>>33857913
the hingle mccringleberry is probably a good bet, it shows how controlled you can thrust

>>33857913
Chris Farley's chippendales.

>>33857798
>monstergirls yelling at their bellies to ovulate
this is silly

>>33857920
I want to kiss that cow demon!

>>33857852
>>33857910
>>33857941
Not what I meant retards.
"lorefagging" does not mean discussing the setting, it means being autistic about it.
But hit dogs holler i guess.

>>33857941
There are monsters older than the reign of the current demon lord, which means some of the waifus out there killed and ate humans.

>>33857920
what are the benefits?

>>33857978
>Not muh heckin interpretationerinos nooo you can't just disageee thats autistic

>>33857967
Exactly! Superior Diamond Trumpart alchemy can force ovulation, and even allow toggling between viviparous and oviparous traits in any species!

>>33857990
fluffy ushi babies climbing on you is beyond cute

>>33857808
yeah reading is for fags

>>33857913
How far do you think I’d get just doing this?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zSDmHGQEkXM

>>33857998
He's probably just some /tg/ crossboarder being cancerous like usual.

>>33858001
I love mad science.

>>33858016
that does sound nice.

>>33858031
Why are there so many newfags lately?

>>33848389