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>>33807913
Which are?

She doesn't have a cute horse girl though.

>>33808525
1. Taoism is a pathway which leads to enlightenment, inner peace, a greater understanding of the world, and ascension should you wish to accept it.
2. Seiga is really cute!

>>33809357
You've given me much to think about... I'll consider it

>>33807913
not big enough.
Also is there reason why taoism is not practiced widely these days, or is it just in far east.

>>33809840
Taoism still has profound cultural impact in the east, but I guess that people are not that devout when it comes to the religious aspect.

>>33807913

Seiga will let me touch her boobs if I convert?

>>33822757
Nyan nyan! Nyan nyan!

>>33822030
If only actual immortals would show up, then I bet many people start following again!
On that note, chinks are making some very fun cultivation simulator games on steam, so taoism is getting some exposure for the masses.

>>33829149
If the hermits came out and met with people, they wouldn't be much of hermits would they? Funny enough that you mention it, there is a game on steam where Seiga preaches taoism to you.

I for one am convinced of the perks of taoism

I wanna kiss Seiga! Wanna tell her she's cute! C-U-T-E

post THAT seiga picture

>>33842189
I'm nearly convinced that most times, there isn't even a "that" picture of a Touhou, and people who post comments like this just want really lewd pictures to be posted for them.

>>33842304
it might be like 4 years ago or so, someone posted a seiga pic that had her nips hanging out and meido did not remove it for weeks while the thread bitched and complained about it.

>>33842347
Yeah, but people do this for every Touhou out there now. It's not one or two specific instances like that anymore.

>>33842357
I mean, every touhou and touhou thread is gonna end up with its own traditional memes

>>33842304
There exists a "that" picture for Tenshi, but I don't have it saved. Someone post that picture.

>>33840627
Is Seiga really evil? Aren't hermits friends of humans and enemies of youkai?

>>33842372

>>33842599
I don't like this tenshi, please unpost that picture.

>>33828333
To this day I don't get the Seiga Nyan thing

>>33843879
Her chinese title which is supposedly roughly equivalent to "Lady" sounds like Niang Niang, and the hair and lewd fan depictions might have helped things along.

That's the one, thank you. And I'm still not saving it. It's just too weird.

i want pictures of her big titted zombie friend!

>>33844068
Yoshika? Big titted? I think you're a little mixed up

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taoist_sexual_practices
Reminder that Taoism preaches the virtues of semen retention and avoiding wasteful ejaculations
Imagine trying to stay on nofap to be a good, devout Taoist, but having Seiga around to stimulate your imagination. An impossible task.

>>33848101
Just don't make it wasteful. Inside Seiga, make little Seigas!

>>33850439
She uses those for danmaku though

Yoshika has baked you a cake! (Actually, Seiga did but Yoshika wanted to give it to you). Say something nice about both of them!

>>33850439
Seiga would edge you for hours and leave you completely drained, as she harvests your jing to extend her own lifespan!

Seiga's seigas are massive!

>>33842470
People will always brand what they don't understand as "wicked". It's just how people keep themselves simple and content.
Just imagine what would happen if people started to view undeath and necromancy as a viable path for achieving eternal life.

>>33851586
Not to be rude Yoshika-chan but this doesn't looks like healthy food for a human

>>33843917
Finally I understand

I literally cannot fucking stop simping for Seiga. It was fun at first but now I've lost control. Please help me what do I do

>>33848101
I haven't jerked off since february

>>33848101
I have edged myself to Seiga every day for two weeks now. I cannot stop thinking about Seiga. I'm not performing at my job because of Seiga. But thinking of Seiga feels good so I'm ok with it.

>>33878908
First, convert to taoism. Then, dedicate your life to becoming a hermit in Seiga's honor. Once you stop feeling a need to eat and hell starts sending demons after you, you'll know you're on the right path.

>>33809357
The second point isn't even a point.

>>33884729
Yes it is, how is it not?

>>33884806
Being cute is not a big reason

>>33884834
Are you saying Seiga isn't cute? That's very rude, and very untrue!

>>33884858
cute is not a reason to follow anything.

>>33884867
But Seiga is VERY cute! I can understand if it was normal cute, but VERY cute? How could you not want to be a taoist for VERY cute?

>>33884877
refer to >>33884867

>>33884882
You can trust cute people! The cuter they are, the more right and trustworthy they are! And Seiga is the cutest!

Clearly some people need to be convinced, so a third reason to become a taoist!

3. Seiga gives really good hugs!

>>33878908
>>33879184
How can I be cool like you?

>>33886137
Become taoist

>>33879184
Make Seiga your job instead

>>33893843
If only I could anon, but Seiga doesnt want to provide housing and sustenance for me.

>>33894703
oh i'm sure you have something Seiga would want in return for taking care of you

O-Oh no... The heartfelt kiss has turned a little bit too violent!
I'm sorry everyone, but Seiga will be alone in her room for a while.

>>33896560
this is like one of those "do you see a vase or two faces" images, I kept wondering who the guy they were biting was.

>>33896560
Everyone gets bitten by their pets once in a while, I'm sure Seiga is used to it. I just hope the medicine for it tastes not bitter.

>>33897178
Medicine that isn't bitter is shit medicine. You'd be lucky to recover in that case.

>>33884931
Miko doesn’t seem to think so

What catchphrases would a talking Seiga doll say when you'd squeeze her belly?

>>33903701
"Would you like to become a taoist?"
"Nyan nyan~"
"Byakuren is the wicked one, don't trust her!"

>>33903701
>>33907108
Hopefully in a high pitched Chinese voice so you can make fun of her.

Telling Seiga she is cute!
Becoming Taoist because Seiga asked!
Putting head between Seiga's soft taoist wisdoms!
Helping Seiga stretch and maintain Yoshika!

>>33807913
Click here to see Seiga's bare nipples!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zry4zeN0SHw

>>33914198
This really drives my desire!

>>33903701
She won't be happy if you grab there

>>33928411
>what the hell
my reaction exactly.

I read the dao de ching. It's all just paradoxes and tautologies. How did laozi write a book about something you can't tell.

>>33934379
Very carefully obviously.

>>33932644
The full doujin is actually very entertaining, a great read for seiga fans.

>>33807913

>>33934379
Taoist metaphysics aren't really important for a beginner. You should rather learn practical, everyday wisdom, like Wu Wei or taoist meditation.

Also - Take it Easy! This maxim fits taoist teachings perfectly.

>>33947689
>Also - Take it Easy! This maxim fits taoist teachings perfectly.
All the more reason that the taoists are the best faction