/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You are all idiots.

>>33822825
This ghost looks dumb.
>>33822854
This thing looks annoying

>>33822854
>>33822880
No bullying please!

>>33822894
Will Hanyuu ever be relevant again?

>>33822926
I don't know but I will always support my wife!

>>33822926
probably not but who gives a shit about Hanyuu?

boning THE oyashiro-sama

>>33822968
I agree!

>>33822854
a deduction such as this is trivial

https://files.catbox.moe/am8jq6.webm

>>33822982
Agreed, everyone here is stupid but their stupidity is entertaining.

>>33823026
Low grade Rika clone

My wife Hanyuu is the cutest!

>>33822825
Now I have this addictive tune going through my head

>>33823062
Enjoy!

>>33823072

>>33823042
more like an upgraded Rika, i find Erika more interesting than that shitty Gou Rika.

>*kidnaps you*
>*forces you to sleep in the same bed as her*
>*reaches round and jerks you off at night while you cry*
nothen personell... child of man...

>>33823094
True. I don't like Erika much, but it's definitely not a retard, like Rika.

>>33823077
that Rika on the right end is looking kinda cute, not gonna lie.

>>33823094
FURUDO ERIKA'S FACE STILL AWAITS YOUR PERFECT FEET, WAGA ARUJI

>>33823100
>while you cry
Unrealistic scenario

>>33823117

Petition to rename 北条 沙都子 to 豊穣 沙都子.

>>33823117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG3ktcTOJTQ

I'm very stupid

>>33823123
It doesn't say why you were crying, you might have been having a nightmare and Mommy Ikuko gives you a reach around to make you feel better.

>>33823158
Very realistic scenario

>>33823150
I'm convinced that she's actually legitimately autistic

Alright Umineko Readers.

The Great Augustus Featherine Aurora has granted you the title of witch, and you have been given the power to use the red truth. However, you can only use it once.

What do you use it on?

The red truth has to be both (1) something that you know without a shadow of a doubt to be true and (2) theoretically verifiable in some way, even if you can't personally verify it.

>>33823151
We know!

>>33823141
good idea

>>33823151
I'm stupider

>>33823165
>>>/i/+love+featherine+and+want+to+spend+my+life+with+her

Rika why... why won't you come back to hinamizawa... why won't you play with me anymore...
*DESIRE MOANING*
BERUNKASTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
*EVEN MORE DESIRE MOANING*

>>33823164
Autistic girls are the best.

>>33823181
No, I'm the stupiderest!

>>33823150
I, Anonymous, want Erika to hit me until I cry.

>>33823195
>stupi-dere
How does this kind of dere work?

>>33823165
Erikakantrice is not the solution to Umineko.

>>33823189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPIxN7byEEw
RIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
RIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LET ME SEE YOUR SMILE JUST ONE MORE TIME.

>>33823213
desu baka senpai

>>33823189
Hmm? Did you hear anything? Must of been the wind.

>>33823228
Based
Percentage of broken english in all 07th threads decreases by 50%

>>33823165
>>>/s/atoko+is+absolutely+perfect

>>33823254
>Rika being emo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG9VhC0hiTg

>>33823209
I want her to insult my manhood in front of everybody.

>>33823165
So it can be any statement we know to be true and once stated there is no more room for argument from anyone right?
>The United States is actively being run by a shadow government that acts against the will of the people through a mass surveillance and counterintelligence campaign, directly manipulating the news, the free flow of information on search engines and social media, and the electoral and voting process as a whole, as demonstrated heavily in the most recent illegitimate presidential election

>>33823165
>>>/s/atoko+is+god

>>33823299
correct. Once the red truth is stated, it becomes impossible to contradict in any way. I probably should have clarified that in the original post.

hanyuu had sex with old men for money

>>33823279
Let me post the classic pasta:

Erika will never look at your dick and say, "But it's no uuuuuuuuuuse!!" Where she then calls over her friends, "Please, looook at thiiiiiiiis! Gertruude, Corneliaaaaaaa!!"
"Anon-shwaaaaaannn!! Pweease, look at thiiiiiiiisss!! Whhhhaaat issss thiiiiiis!?"
Erika, who was now so excited that her pronunciation was tumbling all over the place, pointed at your pathetic dick.
"Look, here, here! There's something attached between your legs!~ What is it!? What is it!? Hey, what is it Gertruuuuuuude!?'
". . . . Know that it is Anon‘s pathetic dick."
"Oh, yeeeeeeeeeaaaaah!! Very goooooooooood!! One more!"
"Know that is the tiny dick of the worthless virgin, Anon"
"Oh, very GOOD!! Okay, you two! Why don't you show everyone watching at home on their TVs?!! Please have a look at this pathetic thing between Anon's legs!! So, what do you think of it?! Is it cute, or is it disgusting? Please tell me with the green truth!"
>"Please, allow me to speak. Know that Anon's dick is disgusting."
>"Know that Anon is a virgin and has never slept with another person."
>"It needs no second telling, but know that Anon is a disgusting virgin and having sex with another individual is impossible!!"

>>33823320
Incorrect, 'had' implies she ever stopped.

>>33823320
>>33823326
My wife Hanyuu has and will never betray me.

>>33823320
and she didn't get paid at the end

>>33823340
>>>/h/anyuu+fucks+old+men+for+money
>>>/h/anyuu+is+an+unfaithful+slut
>>>/h/anyuu+is+useless
What do you think, everyone?

>>33823323
Perfect wife material.

>>33823363
Your red truths are powerless against my golden truths.

>>33823363
Can't deny something so obvious

>>33823371
I want her to duct tape my face to her armpit, forming a perfect, unbreakable seal

>>33823386
Say it in Gold, then. You can't can you? It's no uuuussssssssseeeeeeeeeeeee!

>>33823195
I must perform a self labotomy, I can't lose my title!

>>33823306
that's an unprovable statement, you just created a stalemate, nigger

>>33823165
>>>/s/atoko+is+love+satoko+is+life

at this point I'm curious if all the satoko red truthers are the same person or different people DESU.

>>33823165
>>>/e/rika+is+my+wife+in+real+life

Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the witch of truth so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to meta world I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Erika Furudo. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Erika's fat pussy. I want to marry and breed her

Fuck, my fucking cousin caught me with the local Rika expy. I'd dressed her with Jessica's old dress and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 6 years and I'm worried she's gonna take away my detective's authority. I might not ever get to see Erika ever again

>>33823451
>>>/n/o+post+featuring+satoko+as+god+has+increased+the+IP+counter

>>33823436
I have proof. Satoko is a God. She is Oyashiro-sama. Hinamizawa's guardian deity.

This is Oyashiro-sama, the bloodthirsty guardian of the demon village. The powerful and mighty diety over the people of Onigafuchi. Feared and respected.

rikantrice Manifesto is completed

Manifesto: https://pastebin.com/XVrRMWqS
Booru: https://erikce.booru.org
Latex: https://www.docdroid.net/lnzdHQc/erikantrice-manifesto-pdf
Higurashi VN solution:https://erikce.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=254


Here the real motive of Oyashiro's curse

>>33823460

>>33823229
satoko lusting for Rika is so... adowable

>>33823436
You only need to take a good look at her. There is your proof.

>>33823465
Satoshits... what happened?

Has Satokoposting increased since Gou started airing?

Feels like it's always been like this...

Battler fucked Enje. I refuse to explain.

>>33823504
>You only need to take a good look at her
hmm

>>33823530
Behold, the FINAL truth

>>33823518
Kinzo told me that Ange wears black panties but he refuses to tell me how he knows this

Okay ladies, today is Breast Inspection Day, take em off.

>>33823517
Perhaps it increased a little because of things like these

>>33823544
PLEASE NOT AGAIN

>>33823537
n-nani?!?

>>33823544
How are they, Blackler-san?

>>33823539
he probably goes through Ange's dirty laundry on the daily.

>>33823465
>there are still 17 people in this thread! There are enough people without alibis for there to be multiple culprits!

>>33823552
Lmao someone actually drew this.

>>33823582
Fuck you Bern, it's hot.

>>33823573
Dameeeeeee, the grand majority of the thread are ErikaCHADS, there's no way they participated in worshiping that yellow goblin!

>>33823544

>>33823517
It should have increased. Significantly.
This post tells me I haven't been Satokoposting enough.

>>33823552
>9x7=16

Satoko faking her blush to deceive you!
Satoko giving you a fake kiss to lure you into her trap!
Going on dates with Satoko purely as a deception!
Satoko faking her embarrassed yet happy expression while walking down the aisle!
Satoko merely pretending to have tender, passionate unprotected sex with you on your wedding night!
Satoko cleverly faking being pregnant with twins!
Satoko deceiving you by acting like your loving wife for decades!

>>33823604
Leaking cum... auaurora.... help

Imagine wanting an unripe, sour apple when you can have a juicy, sweet one.

>>33823603
can't argue against this reasoning.

>>33823642
Green apples suck

>>33823671
you fucking suck!

Maria, as a nine year old girl, wrote a piece of fiction about lesbian bunny girls.

>>33823632
Satoko faking her smile and tears as she's seeing you die of old age with no regrets!

>>33823561
Those are the pecks of a hard-working man, Okonogi-san sugoi.

>>33823681
Yes

>>33823603
>>33823643
Erikabros, stick together. I deduce that all posters of that disgusting yellow gremlin are cringe.

More like Ericucquean

>liking Erika
>not liking her superior sadistic master Bernkastel

>>33823707
Bern is a boring bitch. Erika is fun to be around.

>>33823707
Imagine liking Erika when you have Bern

>>33823707
Bernkastel has no friends.

Bernkastel:
>does not wear elbow gloves
>no friends
Lambdadelta:
>wears elbow gloves
>tons of friends
Conclusion: Lambdadelta is best girl

The ending to Sotsu is so weird

Why haven't you found a desperate single mom to suck your dick yet?

>>33823720
Erika is quite the opposite of fun to be around. She'll treat you like garbage and order you around, and when you finally start getting tired of her shitty treatment and start fucking another girl, she'll get all pissy about it.

There are worse things to be than boring.

Also, Bern wouldn't be boring to be around. She'd probably quite enjoy a night of drowning rats or feeding poison to stray animals.

>>33823757
all the single moms in my area are fat and have shitty personalities and even worse kids.

>>33439910
>>33823632
I love these posts. Are there more? I'm sure I have seen more.
But it's impossible to search for something like this. For some reason I'm getting a lot of other results when searching for "Satoko".

>>33823776
So basically Rosa

>>33823776
The idea isn't to stick around.

>>33823728
In my experience you don't really end up liking your partner's friends anyways

Since at some level a girl's boyfriend's attractiveness is something of a status symbol if you're too attractive they'll unironically hate you just over that

>>33823757
Most guys aren't ACTUALLY retarded enough to dump a hot, young, fashionable, rich, nympho after banging her and getting her to agree to marry them.
Seriously, either Maria's father is Rudolph, or has serious brain damage.

>>33823707
SHE IS KANON

>>33823757
Back in 2015 I found a single mom. She was quite older than me though. I had good times with her but I had to stop seeing her. We worked together a lot too.

>>33823801
is it that time again?

Fucking Rosa in Maria's tiny outfits while she spouts autistic phrases like "Uu-uu!" and "Sakutarou daisuke!" while Maria pretends to be asleep and not hear it while stifling her cries!

>>33823707
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH I'M SORRY WAGA ARUJI PLEASE STOMP ON MY FACE WITH YOUR PERFECT FEEEEEEEEET

>>33823764
Counterargument, i like being dominated and Erika fills that roll of a dom perfectly. she IS fun to be around for that very reason!

>>33823833
>>33823800
>>33823791
>>33823788
The fact that Maria doesn't have a dozen siblings is a crime against humanity, one that I personally plan to rectify.

>>33823783
Funnily enough, I wrote both of those.
I used to write stuff like this on /a/ but the threads there suck balls now. Dig through the archives while Tataridamashi was airing.

>>33823812
YES FUCK OFF TO REDDIT

ERIKA SAW KANON AND SHANNON IN THE SAME ROOM
>BUT MUH IS ALL A BATTLER ILLUSION
TAKE YOUR NORDICS

>>33823783
>>33823866
Satokoposters go back to /a/

>>33823852
Yeah, if you somehow live a contradictory existence where you enjoy being miserable all the time, I guess Erika could be fun...

>>33823878
fite me irl fgt

I don't like Erika because she reminds me a lot of my stupid cunt sister

>>33823870
>>BUT MUH IS ALL A BATTLER ILLUSION
but it was a illusion, do you have any evidence to disprove this or are you going to sperg out more?

ERIKA AND YASU SHARE THE SAME EXACT PAST

she is her detective fantasy

>>33823907
Is your sister available to sit on my face?

>>33823907
Don't be afraid to commit Kinzo's sin for the first time

>>33823918
Can your face withstand 300 pounds?

>>33823891
what you find miserable, i find enjoyable.

>>33823909
Please don't respond to that guy
Just report for spam and move on
I know it's tempting but responding just floods the threads with even more poorly written posts about some esl's delusions which is not something most of us want

>>33823909
Yes
Knox's 9th
It is permitted for observers to let their own conclusions and explanations be heard.

Erika is the detective so cant see any lies

read the pic for more info

>>33823934
I'd like to think so

Do you think Erika's thighs are strong enough to give your head a good squeeze?

>>33823907
Anon, i want to FUCK your stupid cunt sister.

>>33823936
fuck off 1-bit goat
if you want safe place fuck off to reddit

>>33823928
No. I saw her tits once. Horrible shit. Caught her changing when I was like 12. Now she's twice that weight. Thankfully I haven't seen her in years, but I'm told she's still her old subhuman self.

>>33823707
>>33823764
>>33823720
>Bern is a frigid sadistic bitch who can only get off by torturing people
>Erika is her pawn, created for the sole purpose of amusing her master
>Therefore, Erika is specifically designed from the ground up by an all powerful being to be optimally entertaining to dominate and humiliate
Erika is the perfect girlfriend!
>incredibly insecure, but puts on a front of confidence
>very intelligent, but easily outsmarted because she has zero interpersonal skills
>obsessively investigates you and constantly accuses you of cheating, but breaks down, cries, and begs for forgiveness when you say you don't love her
>obsessed with "proving" love, will do ANYTHING you tell her to if you phrase it right
>most attractive crying/despairing face
She's like a vase you can smash and then piece back together over and over again!

I like Satoko because she reminds me a lot of my little sister

>>33823955
No she's probably very frail

>>33823963
If she's ugly and fat how does she remind you of the slim delicate goddess that is Erika

HOLY SHIT
I WALK AWAY FOR 1 DAY AND THIS PALCE BECOME A FUCKING PORN SPAMMING

THE DESTINY ROULETTE IS POISON MARIA DEATH IN EP4 CONFIRM IT
KANON MIS POISON AND SLEEPING PILLS TOGETHER AND CASUALLY PUT IT IN PARENTS FOOD AT CONFERENCE

THE DEATHS CAN BE BETWEEN 0 TO 6
THIS IS WHY GAMES ARE DIFFERENT BECAUSE RAPRESENT THE DIFFERENT OUTPUT OF THE ROULETTE

I don't like Ange, she reminds me of no one.

UWOOH NEED ERIKA GF NEED ERIKA GF ERIKA ERIKA ERIKA

>>33823878
I posted some of /jp/'s first Satokos.
I will be here to post some of its last Satokos.

>>33823976
THE BF THAT ERIKA WAS SPEAKING IN EP6 IS BATTLER

THE STORY IS JUST A DIFFERENT VERSION OF BATTLER'S BETRAYL

>>33823991
Exact same personality, 1:1. Even her voice is similar.

>>33823955
>>33823986
Spindly legs.

I don't like Erika that much but I would still fuck her.

>>33823963
Let it be known that the only thing stopping this Anon from trying to fuck his sister is that she's ugly.

>>33824021
these are Kanon legs

>>33824016
Oh also, when she was Erika's age she did look kinda like Erika too. She even wore a dress once like that. Now she looks more like, I don't know. Amy Schumer but twice as fat.

I like Erika a lot and I would fuck her.

>>33824037
What else would?

>>33824037
>>33823963
fucking coomers at it again
GO TO PRISON FAGGOT
this is your fucking family , porn burned your brain

>>33823955
I want my skull to be crushed by her thighs.

>>33823976
Someone being frigid and sadistic is not really bad if you're the type to be emotionally detached yourself

It can be a lot worse if they're seriously attached emotionally to you and one mistype/poorly worded phrase can ruin their whole day and you're just staring at them like, "why are you upset?"

Meanwhile Bern will fuck with you yeah, but there's none of that emotional baggage. Just raw lust and passion.

>>33824057
what a fucking cuck

>>33824057
I want Erika to kill me

>>33824059
>It can be a lot worse if they're seriously attached emotionally to you and one mistype/poorly worded phrase can ruin their whole day and you're just staring at them like, "why are you upset?"
But what if you're doing it INTENTIONALLY, just to watch her squirm?

>>33824057
I want Erika to disembowel and cannibalize me alive

I like Satoko because it reminds me of a girl I used to know in my early 20s.

SHKANONTRICE IS FAKE

CLOSED ROOM CIRCLE IS IMPOSSIBLE SINCE THE CHAPEL DOOR CANT BE CLOSED WITH A MASTER KEY

SHKANONTRICE IS FAKE

I want to protect and care for Erika, no, I WILL FIND AN ERIKA GF AND PROTECT AND CARE FOR HER.

I want Erika's inner thighs to be the last thing I see before I die

My autistic older sister acts like Ange. She isn't into writing though, more into painting, she is also flat as a board.

SHKANONTRICE IS FAKE

the red truth: Kanon is dead. He was the first to die among the five people in Kyrie's group. In short, he was the 9th victim. it is impossible to respect for shkanontrice.
6 of the first twligth + Jessica + George = 8 victims so Kanon is the 9 perfect
but look at this part of the red truth

> Among the five people in Kyrie's group

5 PEOPLE = 5 BODIES ACCORDING WITH EP6
but Shannon and Kanon are the same person so the people group is reduced by 1 none of the 8 victims can join this group , Gohda and Kumasawa are locked and Maria and Battler are not accomplices.
result a person is missed
Shkanontrice violate the red truth.
then for kanon is impossible to be the 9th victim, according to shkanontrice the victims were (rosa, eva, hideyoshi, natsuhi, rudolf, gohda, kumasawa, genji ,jessica and george) so Kanon would be the ninth victim but the problem is that jessica in the manga dies after gohda and kumasawa and this makes kanon the tenth victim !!!!!

>>33824103
Using Erika's inner thighs to enter the Golden Land!

My dad is like Maria. He believes in god the same way Maria does with Beatrice.

What are your favorite Umineko image songs anons?

I really like the Ronove one, the Kinzo rap and the Bernkastel/Ange one because it has like a full minute of totally incomprehensible spoken english.

I want Erika to kidnap my family and brutally torture them before my eyes while wearing a smug expression, and then eventually after my entire family has been tortured and killed before my eyes she'll leave me with their rotting bodies as I waste away and starve. Eventually I'll be forced to make the decision to eat my family's rotting bodies or starve, along with drinking their blood. After going through the horrific mental anguish of cannibalising my families bodies for survival, Erika will walk in and shoot me in the head - killing me instantly.

>2 years

IKUKO IS YASU

ALL UMINEKO IS THE MAGIC VERSION OF HER WROTE STORY TO MAKE BATTLER REMEMBER

imagine getting turned into a candy

>imagine the possibilities

>>>/i/magine

Erika places a sharpened pencil in my ear as I'm tied up, and takes a running kick. The pencil immediately pierces all the way through my eardrum and inner ear, penetrating my brain. It is the most painful thing I ever experience and I slowly bleed to death while howling in pain.

>>33824146
This reminded me of Martyrs

>>33824087

It's kind of hard to justify being in a relationship with someone if you want them to suffer. If you're with them, it sort of comes with the "wanting them to be somewhat happy". Speaking of that, it seems like it'd be a lot easier to make Bern happy without ruining your own day than to make Erika happy.

>Hey Bern, look at this puppy I found off the street. What are we gonna do to it?
vs.
>Hey Erika, I sure am looking forward to our 422nd game of chess tonight. Going for those five hundred victories in a row, huh...

UMINEKO SAKU CONFIRM THAT ERIKA IS JUST A PERSONALITY CREATED BY ANOTHER PERSON

>>33824109
You know what to do.

>>33823934
So is she an Erika/Ange mix?

The last chapter implies Satoko forged Hifumi's letter thanks to all her looper knowledge and put it in the album. The original letter in the VN says mostly the same stuff (they are both basically suicide notes and are presumably written around the same time). But the last part alone is radically different. The one in the VN encourages her to study and achieve her goals, while the one in this episode says the opposite.

Obviously Takano already read the original many years ago, so it still exists. But this second letter saying something similar yet different that she just happened to find inside her album could've been written by Satoko and placed there.

>>33824202
What does Erika love more than anything else in the world?
Bernkastel.
What does Bernkastel see and treat Erika like?
A dog.

Therefore, what Erika enjoys most is to be degraded and treated like dirt.

Finally caught up on Gou. Are there other references to Cinonia besides the keropoyo doll in ep 15?

>>33824241
SHE LOVE BATTLER SINCE IS YASU

WHO CARE ABOUT HER SHITTY PAWN CALLED BERN?

>>33824247
not-Featherine calling Satoko Vier was a pretty big one.

This fragment seems a bit loopy.
Is it just the intellectual rapists?

>>33824247
is shit too

>>33824247
There's the golden frog on Naomi's head that appears sometimes

>>33824267
SHE BORN IN THAT DAY FOR THE CRIME BY YASU

>>33824267
There does seem to be a bit more hornyposting than usual.

It's kind of ironic how a certain poster constantly complains about it yet fails to realize that its own presence is exactly what prevents reasonable discussion otherwise

>>33824139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNHpbtIbSwk for yasu

Sex with Dlanor.

>>33824290
Manga is fake and gay

Ohohoho! I turned myself into candy Rika!

>>33824293
But she's just a KID.

>>33824235
I don't think Ange can eat as much. I'd much prefer having Ange as a sister, even if she was really fat.

>Threesome with Hanyuu and Eua
>Threesome with Adult Bernkastel and Umineko Bernkastel
>Threesome with Lambda and Vier
Choose wisely, child of man.

>>33824308
>>33824307
pedo shitting fuck off from here

here we only discussi about Umineko

>>33824308
she maybe a kid but she's also a squid

>>33824258
I'm interested in seeing how this connection will unfold seeing as Vier should be Miyo. Are Satoko/Lamdadelta/Miyo/Vier all going to be revealed to be the same person somehow?

>>33824290
Song filled with love.

Would you accept a job as a butler on Rokkenjima if you had to wear the Gay Socks™?

Good to see the Erika lads are back.
It has been more than a year since we last had a large portion of the thread dedicated to Erika.

>>33824327
Can I have the first one, but leave out the Hanyuu?

>>33824238
Interesting idea. Doesn't sound too far-fetched.
But I think they would have shown that right now instead of saving it for the answer arc season. Not to mention Satoko was lamenting the irony of Takano giving up, when she needed a tragedy to keep Rika confined to Hinamizawa.

>>33824330
Sure, why not? Throw Jestress in there too since we don't know who Mitsuyo is yet.
They don't really need individual personalities anyway, right?

>>33824308
That changes nothing.

>>33824184
oOOOOOhohohoho

DLANOR SEEEEEEEEEX
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>33824343
Kanon is a cute tomboy
>>33824345
what spamming porn about erika is not a thread
>>33824346
Ikuko is yasu and has no tits
fuck off coomer

>>33824330
Given what we've seen of phase 1 that seems pretty likely.

>>33824366
Why are arses so pathetic? They make even the elegant Doranoru look silly.

>>33824343
As long as I don't share shifts with the weird tranny fuck in October, yeah. Isn't it implied that the Ushiromiya servants get paid quite a lot?

>>33824363
What a dumb meme

OYASHIRO CURSE REAL MOTIVE EXPLAINED

>>33824366
What a soft-looking butt.

You can kiss my TUMMY. But first you need to read the manga and understand Shkanontrice, ANON.

>>33824385
KANON IS NOT A TRANNY

KINZO WAS AFRAID TO COMMIT THE SAME SIN AGAIN
YOU CANT GET PREGANT A MAN SO YASU IS FEMALE

SHE WAS RASED AS A MALE TO AVOID ANOTHER RAPE

>>33824399
yes, because the only way to discover Shkanontrice is read that discusintg fanfiction called Umineko manga

where half of the story is cut,add and changed to make this sthit theory works

>>33824399
No need to worry, Dlanor. I've already read and understood the canon manga - the official answer of Umineko by Ryukishi07 which holds up Shkanontrice as the one true canon truth of what happened.

>>33824399
I read confessions of the golden witch because I was curious about the main manga-only part of Umineko. Even if you aren't planning on reading the whole manga, it's fairly helpful in understanding exactly how the games work. It also implies that Gohda got caught up in a sex scandal, which is pretty funny in itself.

Dlanor ;_;

>>33824430
nothing of this shit happened
now Umineko thanks shkanontrice is infested by coomers

such a sad dead,this masterpiece turned into a porn by loveless 1 bit goat who dont care a shit about mystery

>>33824385
The "weird tranny fuck" has connections and will make sure that if you ever attempt something with the maids Natsuhi will find out immediately.

>>33824464
I don't want to try anything with the maids, I just want to earn a lot of money.

How did Battler even get in this situation.

>>33824389

>>33824385
Didn't it show in the manga that Yasu was female and just didn't have many female-like features because of the circumstances of her birth?

Le sanglot du cigales. Le cunny de Rika.

Honestly I'd rather daughteru Dlanor than lewd her.

>>33824498
Yo bro why are you speaking frog language.

has italianon's schizophrenia hit a lot harder today? or is this his usual spamming in /jp/? how come he hasn't been banned/muted yet?

>>33824493
Nah, even the manga leaves it ambiguous as to what Yasu's actual gender is.

Anyone else feel like Natsuhi's death in Episode one is parallel to Vera's in And Then There Were None? Being that the culprit saves the worst offender for last, and natsuhi could likely have committed suicide if the letter made her realize that the her actions 19 years ago caused the whole thing.

>>33824503
Dlanor has extremely high dootaru potential.

>>33824514
I have reported all of his shit.
Yet...

>>33824514
No, this is definitely more than the usual. I think it's the excessive hornyposting that's upsetting the gaping hole that's where his dick used to be.

>>33824498
Geniale!

>>33824503
I'd do both, honestly. It's the ushiromiya way.

>>33823141
I wonder what kind of bras Satoko buys. I think she'd go for something sporty and practical, not fancy and decorative. Though maybe she'd really like those cute flower patterns.
Ah, the mysterious mind of a pure maiden.

>>33824527
I think Vera's crime is a parallel to Natsuhi's crime in a way, but the only person who is actually saved for last in Umineko's games is Battler so that they can solve the truth.

>>33824584
He wasn't really saved for last though, all of the cousins died at the same time. Natsuhi was the last "shown" murder by the culprit in that episode.

>>33824597
I mean in general across all of the games, Battler is saved for last. Battler comes to this realisation in Episode 5 when Beatrice is comatose and he mentions that in every game Beatrice saved him for last, because he thought she hated him the most.

Why is Ange so human and so condition?

>>33824464
YASU IS A WOMNA NEVER A TRANNY
>>33824535
Reddit moment
porn allowed, raping pedo allowed but me not
really sad discord has invaded this place

>>33824524
damn, I fell for some june shitposting.

Erika and Dlanor cause a discord inside my pants....

I want to cook terribly just so that Rika and Satoko visit my house and avoid a terrible accident in the kitchen. I want Rika to tell me about Satoko and her nii-nii while Satoko is dealing with dinner. As we sit down to enjoy dinner, I want to tease Satoko with the nii-nii thing and then pat her head. After seeing them off I want to go buy some groceries with Satoko and enjoy more of her delicious food. I will thank Satoko for all of this after falling for one of her funny traps. Then as soon as she starts saying that she could do this sort of stuff daily, the phone will ring and unfortunately my parents will call me telling me that they will be home soon.

Imagine if Lambda and Bernkastel were your daughterus

>>33824695
I want to cook terribly so that Satoko can put both of her sweaty summer loli feet directly in my face https://files.catbox.moe/17f1nt.mp4

mpv leviathan

>>33824931
what about vlc satan

>>33824931
What about mpvirgilia

>>33824514
sorry i am just upset 1 week and i didnt found a solution for this point without drug X or Ooishi lied.........someone help me

>>33824969
I want to put mp (my penis) in virgilia

>>33824537
More like the gaping hole his uncle left

>>33824987
Have you ever thought you might be:
wrong
annoying
stubborn
etc?

>>33825037
how i can be wrong if no one deny my theory?
how i can be annoying if everyone here in a blue board in a place called 07th spam porn?
How i can be stubborn if people here arguing with just insult and belive it ro you dumb?

>>33825058
aight fabio, you ain't getting anymore Yous from me, have a good meltdown after reading meakashi and tsumi

>>33825089
the problem is the time of death
since the official time was postponed i could just said Ooishi lied but this mean insult to the reader.

So why the culprit said the time of death to Keichi?
why he said about Rika's drug to him?

this is also important

Takano just 1 day of difference, but MIon 3
>takano faked her death
no sense since she could kill the person in the same day without creating problem

maybe i have an idea for the question about the drug.

Shion volontary failed to kill Keichi, so Ooishi was testing him, if is worth to kill him.
If K1 knew about the drug then Ooishi will kill or not him.

why?

>>33825145
>no sense
But that's exactly what she did retard, read minagoroshi.

>>33825217
why create suspect?
if her goal was make people find her fake body
why kill this fake body the day before and not the day of her death?

IDIOT not a real culprit

>>33825248
>why kill this fake body
She didn't kill anyone for the body, the yamainu got a person who died out of natural causes, there was no other body to use.

I want to convince Erika to love again and slowly start to make her feel insecure again by acting suspiciously on purpose.

>>33825302
DYING OF STRANGULATION IS A NATURAL DEATH FOR YOU?

>>33825331
It wasn't the yamainu who killed that person, that's my point, if you read minagoroshi you will understand takano's motivations.

the culprit is confessing
what is common in all the games about Keichi?

he talking with Tomitake
He talking about Ooishi
he is trying to solve the case

He go to the hospital because was attaccked when he was alone
>>33825362
the autospy who said that the body was death 1 day before say that the cause of death was STRANGULATION

cant be a natural death
your game must be fake

>>33825362
You cannot reason people out of positions they haven't reasoned themselves into, Anon. It's useless trying to convince him.

>>33825362
don't reply
just ignore and report

>>33825431
THERE IS WRITTEN DEATH OF STRANGULATION FROM THE SAME GUY WHO SAID DIFFERENT TIME OF DEATH.

how can this death be natural?
fake solution
>>33825477
>dont reeeeeeply just ignoreeeee and reeeeeeport

What a good thread. Erika makes everything better.

>>33825508
Does it even need to be said?

This is the smartest thread on the entire site. Congrats.

I'm going to make Erika a mother.

i want erika to force feed me my own cum

I want Erika to force feed me her cum

I want Erika to make me a nice dinner only to realize she's hand-feeding me glass shards.

>*thwack* *thwack* *thwack*
that is the sound of Erika hitting my dead body with a stick. she hates me.

god i want to keep my cock warm in miyao

I want to physically rape Erika.

I want to become Erika's pantyhose.

>>33825798
I'd rather mentally rape Erika, I imagine she'd feel it more.

"Heads or Tails?" asks Erika.
"Heads." I say.
Erika flips a coin, it lands on Heads.
Erika pulls out a gun and shoots me anyway.
Alas.

>>33825613
>>33825675
>>33825677
>>33825712
>>33825715
>>33825760
>>33825785
>>33825798
>>33825821
>>33825832
>>33825849
amazing, nice to see Erika's fanbase be so passionate about her

>>33825884
One of those is about Miyao though

Living on nothing but Erika's saliva for days.

>>33825849
that's quite rude

>>33825899
oops, my bad. guess i need to be punished now.

Ah yes, I'll have one order of stale bread with a side of Erika's piss, please

I am walking to the store as Erika runs up to me and kicks me in the balls and then runs away. I fall over onto the road and am hit by a car.

The objectively disgusting but subjectively hecka cute human arse of Ushiromiya Maria!

Erika forcing me to drink toilet water she peed on or else I get my head cut off by a scythe....

>20 posts about erika
>number of posters remains the same
Young love is really something, wahahahahaha!

Erika regularly poisoning my food with non lethal but extremely painful poison, forcing me to decide whether I'd rather starve or suffer mind numbing agony

This is unironically one of the best threads in a while.

Erika breaking my legs, saying she will take care of me, but instead ignoring me for weeks.

Erika

I want to be Dlanor's leotard

I want to be Dlanor's gauntlet

>>33826248
I want a Dlanor daughter.

>>33826255
What would Dlanor's favourite lego set be to get for Christmas?

>>33826262
She wouldn't be into Harry Potter but she would still have fun building those sets.

Erika locks me in a lead-lined chamber with a lump Cesium-137 for three hours, before getting Dlanor to let me out and watch as I starts puking and stumbling over my pathetic leg-stumps dizzily, finally losing consciousness. Erika would then take me to a comfortable bed pretending to look after me and assuring me that I would get better. As the days pass, I would get worse and worse, vomiting and shitting piping-hot bloody diarrhoea and generally screaming in pain from my now burned and necrotic flesh, my internal organs failing and my chromosomes melting. But she would still lie to me and tell me it gets worse before it gets better. As I gets to my final stages of acute radiation poisoning, she would reveal that she lied to me the whole time and that I am going to die. I would start bawling my beady eyes out as she lets out a hearty laugh. I beg to be put out of my misery, but she ignores my pathetic whines and starts peeling my bubbling mottled skin from my arms. My screams get louder and louder as she peels and peels, and she finally gets some peace when she stuffs the sticky, squelching flesh into my mouth. She gets a bucket of my own bloody diarrhoea and rubs it into my raw, exposed flesh, and finally closes the curtain, turns off the lights and exits the medical room forever - leaving me to expire.

>>33826248
I want to be in Dlanor's gauntlet

>>33824016
>Exact same personality,
She's a murderer?

I want a Dlanor daughterwife.

>>33826345
I want to be in Dlanor's gullet

Erika snapping one of my fingers whenever she feels like I'm trying to make eye contact with her.

I want to borrow money from Dlanor and get charged a reasonable amount of interest for it

Erika sliding my penis into her vagina for the purpose of sexual reproduction.

SATOK

>>33826394
Lewd.

>>33826395
RIK

Walking to the local park hand-in-hand with Dlanor
Buying Dlanor an ice cream cone on the way back
Dlanor calling you "papa" in a soft, quiet voice

>>33826395
>>33826409
OA

>>33826441

Becoming Dlanor(futa) and having Erika tease you through your leotard while on duty.

>>33826481
nnooo stob, doo fast....

I want to kiss Lion(male)

>>33826514
The useless whore of Hinamizawa

>>33826522
You are the only useless whore in this thread, idiot.

>>33826571
Are you looking in a mirror? ahahaha

>>33826571
Go back to not existing anymore, Eua is here.

>>33826581
No she is looking at you. The useless whore.

>>33826589
Yes, the useless whore is in fact looking at me

>>33826587
>>33826598
Shut the fuck up already.

So what was the deal with this?
The director claimed in this interview that those with an unpleasant impression of Satoko might change their minds based off episodes 23 and 24. What did he mean?
Is this just more promo art or is there a reason JK Satoko would be depicted in distress while falling through a black void?

>>33826603
I hate this foul monster.

>>33826603
no

>>33826287
Congratulations. Erika hates you the most.

>>33826608
holy fuck how many posts are gonna people make about this? shut up already.

>>33826603
here comes the fist!

At the end of Higurashi Sotsu, Rika and Satoko reconcile, they've finally found a world they can both enjoy.

Then Hanyuu walks into the classroom holding two rifles. She fires a shot from each, one shot hits Rika, the other Satoko, instantly killing both. Afterwards Hanyuu shoots herself.

>>33826603
DON'T LET THEM GET TO YOU. THEY'RE A BUNCH OF FUCKING FAGGOTS ANYWAY.

>>33826627
At least I didnt get my ass fisted by Satoko, loser.

>>33826670
but not before rika eats kimchi and hanyuu starts having violent convulsions, whereupon they both proceed to enact watanagashi on her. they both then start laughing at their deed and leave this world as witches, the end.

Left is the most popular piece of Rika art made on the last month with female pixiv users
Right is the third most popular piece of Rika art made on the last month with male pixiv users. The first two are porn. This one is a 5 series sketch that also includes some kissing and Rika in a cat costume.
Are girls more emotionally attuned to characters?

How would y'all rate this? I just took up editing so be honest.

https://youtu.be/awsMlsypFG8

>>33826724
girls love gay shit like romance.

men are way above that sissy baloney and can appreciate true art.

>>33826724
I'll look at whatever the hell I want. Lick my shit covered ass.

>>33826603
Was this the kind of retard I used to be?

>>33826670
The realistic situation is Hanyuu blowing her brains out in the middle of the class and nobody noticing or caring and the entire thing going on as normal.