/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>33798036
Leave this to Sam Porter Bridges.

May I interest you in compounded interest?

How's my heart able to go on, if there's no Ushi Oni princess to reign in it?

>>33798217
On my investments, right?

>>33798186
>drink Monster Energy

>>33798241
The winter of our discontent

I love High Orcs!

>Anon is working in grocery store as a clerk
>Demon on cash has been hitting on him for a while
>Every time they need someone to the front she does something weird
>KSSSSCCHRRTTT, "Anooonnn, We need a BIG STRONG man to the front puuhhhleeease" KSCHRT
>Sometimes she just waits for a second before seductively whispering a short "anon" then hangs up
>The customers somehow always know she's calling him too, the young monsters giggle and the older ones ufufufu as he walks to the front
>He swears the manager just lets her do it because she thinks it's funny

>>33798217
Eh you probably know what you're doing. Here, I'll set it up so my paycheck direct deposits in your account. I don't know how much you need so take as much as you want, I just need food and a home really.

>>33798184
Gazer and Jabberwock at the beach, what will they do today?

>>33798294
Well it is funny, but as the one in charge of cleaning up the floors it's always a hassle to mop the puddle she leaves behind her register

>>33798294
I'm not even supposed to be here today

>>33798283
>MANSWINE!
>I hope you have a strong pelvis because I'll be dragging you back to Cirith Ungol in chains when I'm done raping you!
>Yes, I have a room there, and yes we are going to cuddle

>>33798407
>All of Mordor will know of your failure!
>Ranger Anon proceeds to spank her hard enough to leave a handprint

>>33798445
>new title
>Grella the Hand-marked

>>33798312
Who's in that hut...

>>33798330
>Teenage kikis work courtesy
>Sometimes it's to save for maid school, to get some practice in before they find a master, or just because their mother and sisters have already cleaned eveything in the house so they get bored
>Grocery stores have been spotless since the portals opened

>>33798407
I'll dominate this broodmother-to-be in no time!

>>33798468
Wendigo?

>>33798456
>Goes yan
>Becomes Grella the Obsessed
>Gets enraged when near other marked orc captains

Monsters for this feeling?

>>33798496
Why would I need other orc captains? She seems really sweet and really fluffy, which is all I need in a captainwife.

>XY For this feeling posts
Ignore and youknowwhat. That phrase should be considered spam at this point. No matter which board I only ever see it used as an excuse to post off-topic shit

Good couple?

>>33798312
I realize now why I like the eye stalks on the Gazer. They’re like the personality cores from Portal.

>>33798527
>Why would I need other orc captains?
You don't technically. You could always build an army by having your daughters rape men to create loyal and very cute soldiers

>>33798407
Smug orcs won't be so smug when the swan knights charge out of Minas Tirath

>>33798407
So is Cirith Ungol just like a love hotel now?

Hi, I am Anon Cockson, and this is Jackass.
>Finds a group of jinkos from the Land of the Four Fiends
>Gets their attention
>Makes sure to keep his back turned towards them
>They slowly creep towards him
>Twirls his butt seductively
>Starts running like a madman just as they ready to pounce

>>33798599
Daughterarmy route would probably be the one I take. It means my daughters get to go out and achieve something for themselves, and the family reunions would be extra fun!

>>33798574
Bruh...

so what is the best color of Wurm? and I don't know know what the different color of dragons do

>>33798626
>The claws stay unsheathed during handholding sex.

>>33798686
Red Wurm go fastah

>>33798686
They all do the same thing: love you

>>33798618
>So is Cirith Ungol just like a love hotel now?
All of Mordor is, the Dark Lady can't get a husband without a physical body and she needs to grow her power to do that. Just watch out for all those CC arachne that hang out in the western pass, the oldest one is very pent-up and it's made her venom especially potent

>>33798686
Rainbow wurms are invincible! The downside is they won't stop humming the same tune over and over.

>>33798500
BEEG doggie

>>33798737
What can I expect if I join the Dark Lady's breeding program? Does they provide pelvis insurance or other benefits?

>>33797979
From last thread
>How about a murder mystery meet and greet husband/wife finding event. Go to a secluded mansion with a group of people where you have to solve a mystery to find who wrote you the love letter. Still wondering how this would work exactly though. It could always be a phantom's illusion too.
I thought a little more about it, here's an idea:
>Men and monsters sign up to participate in this event.
>They travel to a remote mansion, where they will stay for three nights
>Each night, according to some system some participants get to attempt to leave a love letter for another participant who catches their fancy
>They can try to hide and disguise the origin of their love letters however they want, and they get some type of bonus for not getting caught
>While the ones who get written to get a bonus for reasoning with them and catching them
>All sorts of closed room and teaming up and provideing false testimony shenanigans
>"On the first night, X got proposed to"
>"On the second night Y, Z, A got proposed too"
>On the third night, B, C D, F and G got proposed too"
>And by the morning of the final day, none were left "alive"
>At the end, there is a party where those who completed the tasks get some sort of bonus, and everyone now has a husband or wife if they wanted one.

>>33798784
Big hounds won't be so smug when I hug them tightly and refuse to let go.

*as well as incontinence inducing anal devestation.

>>33798330
>demon employee and amazoness manager working together
>manager lets demon lewdly call anon
>in turn amazoness gets to watch mop boy clean up after her

>slimes ate the cumsock again

>>33798855
Small anon won't be so smug when she pounds him fiercely and refuse to stop

Do you hold hands with your waifu?

>>33798856
What's that youtube link?

>>33798876
'Course I do!

>>33798876
Do you mean, does she envelop my hand in her massive claw? Yes.

>>33798818
If you join voluntarily you get pelvis insurance in the form of a big soft troll or orc who will nurse you back to health after the initial pelvis smashing and every one after that
>>33798609
Swan knights won't be so smug when they're crushed under soft olog hai hips

>>33798869
> ~~Why don't you cut out the middleman and use *me* as the cumsock, anon~~

>>33798574
doesn't have best girl

>>33798874
Big hound won't be so smug when I tell her that I took a max strength fertility potion. Her body isn't ready for that many puppies!

>>33798876
>>33798876
Yes with finger interlocking

>>33798920
https://youtu.be/M4PX36Uyz6I

>>33798500
Succ

>>33798951
>If you join voluntarily you get pelvis insurance in the form of a big soft troll or orc who will nurse you back to health after the initial pelvis smashing and every one after that
Heavily breeding a horc captain then having more gentle snugglesex with her and a troll sounds wonderful. Sign me up right now!

>>33798984
>>>9gag

>>33798984
When monster girls take over, the FBI will be taken over by Sabbath lolis and when they find men browsing Sabbath approved porn, they'll raid their homes and take them away to live with a loli of their choice

I have a problem anons, I love my wurmy but I can't stop wanting strongfat hellhound twins to cuddle with me. I need guidance in my time of need

>>33798876
>>33798927
>>33798935
>>33798974
Who typically initiates the handholding, you or her?

>>33799055
me

>>33799055
Her I guess. I need both hands for typing.

>>33798958
If you're harpy and you know it clap your butt!

>>33799053
Just feed wurmy some monster energy drinks, tell her to wear black clothes with extra fluff, and give her a doppel potion. That way you get your hellhound twins (maybe even more!) and you remain faithful to wurmy.

>>33798954
>yandere slimes shoving themselves in your piping to absorb your bathwater
creepy

>>33798951
>soft olog hai hips
The Dark Lady truly doesn't play fair. What's next using lewd Nazgul screeches to stop one manlet with a ring?

>>33799112
Get her some bathwater of her own then

>>33799112
>slinks through the piping and enters fridge
>you know she's in there, you can hear her giggling
>you still can't resist and decide to use the ice maker anyways
>the blue ice cubes weird kind of weird at first but actually not half bad
>just as long as you don't think about why she's putting pieces of herself in your ice

>>33798858
>Oh my god that technique, the way he swivels that mop
>The way the mess has just disappeared when he's finished, no stain, nothing
>Need him doing that in my foyer. I'll make him do something with a broom next.
>I should tease him with my body to see if he likes strong women, wonder if I get him to give me a massage?
I really like that monsters can go through a normal day while having constant vivid fantasies about the guy they like

>>33799055
I usually let her start the handholding, because she gets very flustered if I try to take initiative.

what would happen if you combined a hellhound with a wurm?

>>33799092
Pls stahp

>>33799252
A chimera

>>33799252
You'd get a Hellwurm
Hellwurms burst out of the ground and drag their unsuspecting husbands-to-be down their holes, not to be seen for about a year.

>>33799316
what happens when they are seen again?

I hold no grudges against lesbians.

>>33799340
The male will be visibly fitter, though he may be in a wheelchair.
There will be many little Hellwurmlings wrapped tightly around him, and after he's left the hole for about an hour, his Hellwurm wife will drag him back down the hole again.

>>33799384
so a graboid wife

>>33799453
Yes, but with dark gray skin, both scales and mofu, and partly on fire.

>>33798247
>Monster Energy
Would it be just concentrated mamono mana in MGE world?

>>33799467
so she would be aggressive but still a big dum-dum, right?

>>33799507
Yes. All the aggression of a hellhound, all the dum-dum lof Wurm. But double the love of either.

>>33798184
Hot Take:

One of the biggest hurdles and challenges a monstergirl would face in securing and obtaining lovely man as their husband is an older but confident and prideful woman. In other words, an Otome Villainess.

Because human bois are especially inclined to go after a hot older woman who just oozes of confidence, bride and womanly bravado that Villainesses have but younger heroines seem to lack. So by all means, Monstergirl Heroin versus Female Human Villainess who is an Order Inquisitor/Witch Hunter.

And what about you? Would you go for love life with a monstergirl? Or romance path with the Otome Villainess MILF?

In all honesty... I don't mind snouts on Monster Girls and I don't think many of you all do either, but you are locked in your little cages because you let a group of furries and their drama instill in you that snouts are wrong. They won and you lost because of it. Not trying to be mean or derogatory.

Am I man slut for desiring to have strong fat wurm wife and twin strong fat hellhellhounds as wives?

>>33799567
>Because human bois are especially inclined to go after a hot older woman who just oozes of confidence, bride and womanly bravado
So this is CC cope. Not bad...

>>33798500
Dark Mage

>>33799567
Make her watch while I fuck my monster wife, like the demon lord intended, while the ravages of time destroys her frail human body

>>33799685
I don't know how I feel about lewding the Sabbath girls, but they all look really cuddly. I would get one for bedtime hugs.

>>33799611
> Not being a snoutfag furry is a loss for us
Sure feels like winning to me

>>33799134
>Dark Lady needs to build power
>Kills two birds with one stone by having her girls kidnap husbands to have children for her army and producing a constant stream of mamano mana
>However the downside is that she has to watch all her underlings happily getting married and having sex with their husbands
They say every time a nazgul moans it's because their mistress is jilling off to one of her minions "bolstering her army with new recruits"

>>33799732
Do mamono ever age past "mature mommy neighbour," or can they actually get old?

Tomorrow is the first day of Spring and I couldn't be more excited. They say Spring is a time of change, and I think that it's time for me to change too. I'm going to tell my Greenworm that I want to be with her for the rest of my life tomorrow. I want to let her know that I want to be the special one she chooses to mature in a chrysalis with and devote her life to. It's been a blast posting about all of the fun times me and my Greenworm have had together and telling you all about the wonders and talents Greenworms have. I'm not sure what's in store for me, but I'm sure that my beloved and I can handle it together. I just wanted to say one last time to consider Greenworms. It's made me incredibly happy to see so many people come to realize just how great these little worms are, and I hope many more people will come to consider Greenworms as great friends and maybe even as loving partners. I'll see you all on the other side.

and then monmusu fans wonder why people dont like them

>>33799753
I will take the ring, bring it to Mordor, and propose to the Dark Lady with it!

>>33799771
Holy shit we got a live one here gentlemen

>>33799771
nice

>>33799803
Thats a lot of pent up sexual aggression your going to have to endure.

>>33799753
The Nazgul are just Banshees riding of Pterodons!

>>33799854
BUILD ME AN ARMY WORTHY OF MORDOR

>>33799014
I want to have half-elf, full-ghost daughters with that tsun elf ghost that keeps sassing me. It would be hilariously cute for the elf-ghost daughterus to have troll and orc half sisters

>>33799854
I can handle it!

>>33799745
What I meant is that a snout should not depreciate your love for a monster girl. There is no reason that every other part of her can be montrously deformed and different but her face must remain humanesque. I don't like furries and the fandom either, but I can appreciate a monster girl without a human face.

>>33799803
want to pick up that grumpy old dark mage in Isengaurd on your way?

>>33799740
That's how they get you

>>33799903
Wow, they even have ghost wives to choose from? The Mordor breeding program is the best! Thank you Dark Lady!

>>33799937
There's nothing lewd about bedtime hugs and maybe some good morning kisses

>>33799918
Yes, yes, and next you'll be telling us that it's "our loss" for being unable to appreciate the monstergirls(male) that have feminine penises too.
We are at a tenuous place on the slippery slope already, damned if I'm going to let you trick us into picking up any downwards momentum

>>33799945
Don't say her name in front of the elf or she'll get jealous and lock you in a dungeon and edge you for weeks

>>33799771
Are you leaving us greenworm anon? Pls no

>>33799919
I'll think about stopping by and saying hello. Maybe I can wingman for one of my travel buddies who likes big magical tiddies.

>>33799740
>I don't know how I feel about lewding the Sabbath girls
An easily solved problem, lewd the lolis that aren't in the Sabbath instead.

>>33799993
So she still has to be human for you huh?

>>33800054
Even if they aren't a part of the Sabbath, I'm still not sure if I would want to lewd them. I'll stick to cuddling and occasional kisses for now.

>>33799567
Eh, depends on her villainous motivations. If she's just after something lame like money or the top rung in the giant ass kissing ladder that is society than I'd rather just fuck a generic succ and live an unremarkable life with a 9-5. Also depends on how faithfully you're using the word milf in line with its actual definition.

>>33800191
If said succ is pizzabus then there's no contest really

>>33799993
No, homosexuality is degenerate. If opposite sex, it is fine.

>>33800221
Depends, am I expected to tip her or is there just a service charge?

>>33800288
Well that tummy wasn't made extra kissable for no reason, you better get to tipping.

>>33800221
>VORY
>SUCCUBI
oh no, I'm getting MGQ flashbacks

>>33800101
I'd marry a dragon even if she couldn't turn into a cute girl, but this isn't the place for it.

>>33800324
Can i deposit my tip directly into her womb or is that more something to do after work.

Snout = no longer a monstergirl

Furfags fuck off
>>>/trash/
>>>/b/

>>33800139
After thinking about it, I feel bad for wanting to just cuddle them. I don't feel good about lewding, but I would hate myself if I rejected their feelings if they really loved me and wanted to take our relationship to the next step. What do I do?

>>33800139
Careful anon before you realize those hugs and kisses will soon be replaced by rough handholding and headpats

>>33800445
That's more after work, but you're encouraged to jack off into a condom and give her a sample to think about while she's finishing out her work day.

Oh no how do I get her off me if she discovers my massive boner I'm toast

>>33800569
I would touch those fluffy tails.

>>33800642
Tell her that you'd like to fug, on a bed, right now.
Then she'll get onto a bed and off you.
There, easy.

>>33800406
You mean someone like Sisu or a female version of the dragon from Dragonheart or twokinds?

>>33800728
>Sisu
Is this cultural appropriation?

>>33800728
Dragonheart

>>33799611
They're ugly, simple as

>>33800869
Yeah, that would be cool but intimacy would be more mental with physical closeness, not sexual.

do anyone here have a favourite recolor? for me its genie

>>33799771
Worrying wording of that last part aside, I wish you the best in life greenworm anon. You've been an inspiration to many here with your love and I hope they continue to see greenworm as a valid option.

Good luck with the art if you decide to keep practicing too.

>>33800984
Do you think she'd get annoyed at the Alladin quotes?

Does this mean by breaking the barrier of fucking a dragon will open up a new frontier of sexploration?

>>33800984
No sandnigger muslim terrorists for me tyvm.

>>33801022
I don't get it

>>33800984
Two recolors for one.

>>33800984

>>33801070
>dark skin + white hair
>chimera
>these thighs
MUH DICK

If the Ryu in Magus Anon's story somehow wins i'm gonna be angry
The only thing she deserves is to die alone and turn into a will o' the wisp

>>33801181
I want Zutari to use me as her throne.

I like stripes.

>>33801181
He will never be able to satisfy everyone, but I will be happy with any ending he provides, to many long running stories seem to just, fall into forever hiatus, and I appreciate anyone who gives a proper conclusion, even if it's slightly open ended or not what I want

Who here finds SIL from Species to be sexy and/or fuckable?

>>33801181
I think anon is going to end up with a more deserving Ryu. I'm curious who everyone's favorite girl is in the story.

>>33801269
Yup. Regardless of the ending he should be proud for belting out 51 chapters over like, what, 3 years?

>>33801181
Where to read Magus Anon's story? I've seen it mentioned but I have no links.

>>33801346
https://archiveofourown.org/works/28817682/chapters/70678380
buckle up

>>33801346
https://archiveofourown.org/works/28817682/chapters/70678380

Enjoy anon

Stop spamming.

>>33800984
I don't even know what recolors there are

>>33801419
there is a tab literally named "recolor" on the page of each monster on the wiki m8.
not all girls have one tho but the user Beberep post various of them there

>>33801419
On the OP fanart gallery ctrl F recolors, there's a whole imgbox

Post cow girls. Or girls with body paint, I'm not that picky.

>>33801379
>>33801369
>335,558 words
Oh boy, this'll be a treat, thank you very much.

Are you a boy or a man?
Chose your starter
Dragon
Umi Osho
Alraune

>>33801548
how old is 'boy' and 'man'
Don't want to be a child or a man in his 40s

>>33799872
>Ranger anon fighting through legions of orc galz
>Funny how none of them have tried to take him only restrain him
>Suddenly they clear and Death arrives on fell wings
>One of the Dark Lady's greatest servants, an extension of her will, a nazgul
>Her fell beast lands and lumbers forwards then stops, the air grows silent and oppressive as the foul black speech of Mordor begins to be uttered
>"R-r-ranger b-boy w-will you-- w-wiiii", her face is blushing scarlet as the orcs begin whispering encouragement
>"W-w-willl you g-go out with muh-muh meeeeeee", she's hiding her face in her hood and her fell beast has returned to it's original humanoid form to tell her she did a good job
>Ranger anon mulls it over https://youtu.be/dI8wt5soxXE
>He gets rushed by a small army of upset orcs and one very angry fell beast as the nazgul wails
>They hold him in place as an orc captain comforts the sniffling and hiccuping nazgul by telling her "If he gets hard it's basically a yes to your confession anyway"
>Somebody or something pulls the ranger's trousers down as the nazgul's presence grows closer and more oppressive
>She stands over him and delicately runs a gloved hand under cloak, lifting it to reveal her dripping mound and a small tuft of hair
>Ranger anon's little Gondorian springs to full-mast as the nazgul pushes the rest of her cloak aside to straddle him
>She stares into his eyes with a pout, and the last thing anon hears is "Fool, you should've known once a nazgul starts hunting 'the one' she never stops" as she drops down to take him to hilt

Starting MGE RPG was a mistake.

>>33801658
For you or for KC?

wurm is the type of monster that thinks it's a good idea to clean a brick by putting it in the washing machine

>>33801721
For the world.

>>33798856
I like your taste jim

>>33801603
Would post-sex nazgul cuddles be cold or warm?

>>33800984
Siberian ocelomeh

>stares into your soul

>>33801740
Wurms are what Johnny Bravo would be if he was a girl.

>>33801817
>stares at her boobs

>>33801468

>>33801468
it counts

>>33801324
Team Voso obviously
No other girl tried as hard as her AND she was the only one to treat him as an equal rather than a novelty ultra rare edition human/ political tool

Fuck you fox

>>33801817
I don't think flying with all of those is possible. And with all the extra wing weight, she must fall backwards constantly.

>>33801982
Do not question the divine, just accept it.

>>33802007
I will question the divine! I want to look behind her to check if she has some angels propping her up or something.

>>33802007
>>33802083
If you had so many wings, would it be more efficient to flap all of them, or flap one half and then the other on the off-beat?

>>33801973
choking is hot

>>33801324
I liked all of them, even Zutari, but I have to go with Voso partly because demons are already near the top of my list and what >>33801920 said. She seems to be the only one to really listen to anon so far
>Amazons
Never really got much character interaction with anon. Guess it would be cute to have them nursing him back to health with a language barrier
>Elves
Arsofina was cute, I don't see how they would've become a thing though, maybe if she had been clipped by demon silver and they got banished together. We never really found out much about elf milf but I guess she was meant to remain mysterious
>Morala
Feel like she could have worked as a wife option if the story didn't have to continue. Almost strange how scary a titania could get, even if was because she went yan
>Emballandae
She wasn't very popular but I liked her. It does feel like she and anon never really got to connect on a personal level because of the barrier put up on her side by her mother's expectations and getting kidnapped and imprisoned on anon's side. Essentially if Petropa had stopped for a second to think about how her decisions affected those around her she may have gotten what she wanted without the hassle
>Rhodon
Never really liked her much. She was decent as an antagonist to provide a culmination to the training arc
>Nauraea
She was really good. It did sometimes feel like she trying to marry anon out of duty to her kingdom rather than an interest in him specifically. Ideally if they had gotten hitched they could've connect on some level and anon could be not just her physical daki but emotional and mental daki as well
>Oni sisters
Despite sharing an arc with each another they've all been pretty solid so far. Honestly if they were a wife option it'd be hard to choose between marrying one or all of them
>Zutari
Like her so far, she's an entertaining character despite her obvious personality flaws. Seeing her swallow her pride and leave her neet palace to interact with the outside world sounds like it'll be fun

Do not steal etc.

>>33801973
Based.

>>33802202
why is she wearing flypaper on her cheeks?

>>33802202
>Her emotions are way too complex to be understood by humans
We got a live one here.

>>33802202
Reading that made me physically feel the edge and cringe

>>33801548
Alarune for me

>>33802202
The edge in this image is as sharp as a knife, and reading it hurts like one too.

>>33802202
Edgy, but great art

>>33802202
>Anput The Hedgehog

>>33802202
Is she your waifu?

>>33802202
Take that duct tape off your face you dork

>>33802202
Wow this Anubis seems annoying now

>>33801548
>choose alaraune
>cocky douche rival is already champion by the time she's able to walk to the next town.
>Choose umi osho
>Just lays there getting her ass kicked and moaning.
>you briefly question whether or not letting another person abuse her in this manner counts as ntr, but decide to just let it happen anyway.
>choose dragon
>something someting badges

>>33802392
No, that Twitter artist persona.

>>33801548
Isn't a Dragon too powerful to be a starter

>>33802470
looks like edgy anubitch's anubis

>>33802401
I suppose it's appropriate for autism dog.

>>33801548
>Alraune
>Go fight a vampire
>She dies, but I gain a new /fa/ plantvamp wife
>Set up home in a haunted forest where the only seasons are autumn and winter
>Breed lots of little baby alraune
Strictly speaking, a dryad is probably better for this, just from the whole personal forest realm ideal

Undead plant girls are an underrated, overlooked niche. Peak aesthetic.

>>33801800
Starts off pleasantly cool like the underside of a pillow then begins to warm up and undulate with increasing friction. My headcanon is that undead pussy temperature changes in line with body preference like all monsters. Undead are flexible as well which means it's even easier to give them unique bodily modifications. For example their bodies may warm up on cold nights and cool down on hot days and vice versa. Also undead mamano only having the ability to become warm on command after getting heated up by the initial sex with their husband is mandatory. Any heretics who believe otherwise will be tossed to the undead yetis

>>33802563
Undead gardens are a cool concept. Like the idea of Corpse Flower Alraune or That huge red flshy looking flower alraune.

>>33798659
Remember to adopt some caragor pups and trolls as foster sisters for your daughters to get a varied army

>>33802587
I disagree with you

Lizard girl sheds her skin. Animated.

https://litter.catbox.moe/tcudaq.webm

>>33802516
>>33802520
>this is actually how that nerdy anubis in the class views herself
>her computer is full of trash fics where an all powerful yet edgy and emotionly challenged anubis goddess finds the true love with meek yet cute human male

>>33802666
cute anubutt, gonna whisper in her ear how much im going to hold her hand and cuddle her.

>>33802597
If I had to pinpoint it, I'd probably blame this image in particular. I think it's because you really don't expect life and death to mix so well, but then when you think about it, it ties in so well with autumn and winter. Need more undead plant girls. Kinda need more plant girls in general, what was the last one?

>>33802617
Of course, pets are a great way to teach responsibility!
Would graugs become demon beasts or would they monsterize?

>>33802697
Liliraune was the last one i think.

>>33802706
>tall and muscular graug wife that gives you piggyback rides

>>33802563
>>33802460
>>33802348
>they picked alarune
your lucky wormbro is gone or you'd be filtered on route 1 by his team of green worms
>this post was brought to you by dragon gang

>>33802764
Jokes on him, I came on every single one of her leaves. His waifu will be eating another man's cum if she attacks my plantwife.

>>33802652
How were out ancestors so based?

>>33802783
delightfully devilish

If you could have any dragongirl would you want one you could fit in a carryon suitcase or one that is 10/12 feet tall?

>>33802820
We cared about things. Nothing wrong with fucking animals, kids anything with a pulse or not. Animation was a new and wonderful medium and people used it.

>>33802831
I want one I can ragdoll while having sex but has a fat tail that makes a very loud thud when it hits the ground

>>33802831
I want a RAID BOSS dragon wife with MASSIVE HEALTHBARS and HUGE AOE ATTACKS.

>>33802831
Probably one like in the Wock doujin so my face would be at her chest level

I'm guessing 8'

>>33802783
How do you stop your plantwife from sucking up the cum through her leaf stomata?

Finally got around to making one. I should note top tier is the harem yes I don't care about the logistics of dicking that many. It was kind of painful making this realizing they'll never be real.

>>33802831
the second one

>>33802831
want large yet soft wurm named Anna-Maria De La Cruz otherwise known as my wife

>>33802898
Based taste and even more based pelvis fractures

Real dragon girl.

>>33802885
I tell her she has to eat her greens before she's allowed dessert. This confuses her long enough for the cum to dry

>>33802958
Some of those in S tier I feel are way too slept on/ignored. Ghoul is a fucking incredible girl and she is forgotten.

>>33802960
I see, we'll have to put "make sure your Alarune knows the white armor move" on the walkthrough so they know how to get past the early game bugcatcher.

>>33802961
“I have to wear diapers to help with the bleeding HAHA but other than that it’s all good.”

Three days after the procedure, Amber shared another photo of herself saying she was "starting to feel human again".

>>33802831
Latter
Big, BEEG, and 'big'

>>33803035
oh come on selkie isn't that bad

>>33803052
Yeah, human women in cosplay are underrated.

>>33803016
Surprised tentacle isn't in actual disdain tier, you have pretty much all the other untouchables there

>>33802961
Fuck off crossboarder, stop posting off-topic garbage.

>>33803067
Long as she keeps things away from my ass I'll fuck it.

>>33802706
>Spoiler
In my mind the main issue with making graugs demon realm beasts is that they're vaguely humanoid so it would be uncanny in an mge setting.
However olog-hai already fill the big girl spot and caragors/wargs fill the aggressive and wild spot. Drakes/Fell beasts are easy because you can just take an mge wyvern and make them "evil". Graugs could like wurms, big, dumb, tough, and very honest about expressing their feelings. And like wurms when expressing those feelings they don't stop for insignificant things like "walls","boulders", and "fortifications". Now that I remember, Graugs do have one weakness. In order to cow a horny rampaging graug you simply need to run your fingers across her lips then forcefully shove your tongue into her mouth for a deep kiss

Fresh cunny for sale, warm and piping hot, ready for a big brother to indulge upon!

>>33802634
Freedom of speech does not mean freedom from cuddlerape

>>33802401
I just see it as the artist manifesting their autism through their work and separate that from the design

>>33801181
Do Ryus become Zombies Ryus the same way dragons become undead?

>>33803229
Any monster can.
>Though most undead arise from human women, there are also undead elves and dwarves, as well as the dragon zombie described later in this volume. In fact, any monster that dies with regrets has the potential to rise as one of the undead. The kingdom of the undead is, therefore, quite diverse.

>>33801548
I like turtles

>>33803229
Ask Zutari

And cp

>>33803171
>not wanting to fuck the sleepmouse
Good, more for me

>>33800558
>I don't feel good about lewding, but I would hate myself if I rejected their feelings if they really loved me and wanted to take our relationship to the next step.
Sounds like the right course of action is clear then.

>>33802279
Fashion is weird

I want to be taken backstage by a Ghoul metal band called Throat of Doom and get the quintuple blowjob.

Can you advertise that your looking for high schoolers to play dress up for your monster girl fantasies. Buy a bunch of accesories from aliexpress or etsy and just dress up some kid and take pics?

>>33803407
What the fuck

>>33803407
Yes, they are called amateur models and they are everywhere. That is basically a models job.

>>33801817
Ngl a MG that knows every inch of your soul and mind yet still likes you despite that is top-tier.

>>33803488
it's okay he wants to get v&

This is mine, everything else that's not on the list is either not appealing to me or loli.
My conditions to marrying a girl is that she'd be HUEG and have even bigger heart. If I met a top priority girl that meets those conditions I'd marry her, if not I'd move down and down. If no girls like that could be find I'd move to would consider, and then to also cute.

bicorns seem to be in a very "love or hate" scenario.

>>33803576
>must have big muscles or big heart to marry
>greenworm and tengu
how big could their hearts possibly be

>>33803607
Some people buy corns and some don't that's just how it is.

>>33803607
even disregarding a bicorns mannerisms centaurs are a hard sell.

>>33803569
It's legal tho. Modeling agencies do this all the time for people.

>>33803607
I like the cuckquean/harem aspect, but I don't like the centaur aspect.

>>33803607
I think they look nice, but as a monogamyfag I don't like their shtick.

MANTICORE
BUTTS

>>33803628
>he didn't read Greenworm Anon on Greenworms and fitness
NGMI

>>33803607
I'm not a fan of centaurs. It would be an immediate upgrade if all the centaur tree were bipedal.

>>33803389
>Throat of Doom
>Not 'Mouth of Hell'

C'mon, man!

>ntrfags allowed to roam free

>wight not even on the list
No undead gains for you.

>>33803576
Based.

>>33803657
Legal for hooknoses maybe. Try that as a non-connected boyim and you're definitely getting v&'d

>>33803782
Literally not NTR by definition.

>>33803776
But I want the special giga deepthroat twisting action extreme sexual move they sung about in their first hit single 'Passed out and still sucking'

Why don't more people like titania?

>>33803782
Let's be honest, NTR, furries, and actual faggots don't get to exist in MGE world. Either K.C. miracles them into something else, or the Portals just don't let them cross.

I'll get hate for this but
although K.C. is based I hate his lolishit--I feel zero sexual attraction for a 12 year old. Liking Slim and svelte=cute. Liking actual children=Rope. Just my 2 yen

>>33803823
How do you think people find girls to pose and shoot the products they make. They get hooked up by a talent agency. Anyone can just go in and inquire about hiring a girl to dress up and cosplay in any way you want. How are you this nieve? There are agencies everywhere even the crummiest small town.

>>33803743
Want a dark, mysterious and perverted harem matron, but don´t want kemono smell on your house?
Try NURARIHYON!

>>33803865
Fair enough. Ghouls are peak metal bands, what kinda girl would front a classic/dadrock band?

>>33803918
Lots of very fuckable and very impregnable twelve year olds though. Stop spoilering all the time. God damn.

>>33803928
This guy was talking about highschoolers--what agency hires an underage girl? 18 is the bare minimum at those places, sometimes 21

>>33803918
>I'll get hate for this
And rightly so. Just because you don't like something doesn't mean you should come to /jp/, a board made for shit like loli, and have a reddit level normal fag tantrum. Keep you reeee loli on the wiki.

>>33803911
Maybe they will if someone gets public comms of them. Or actually talks up good reasons for liking them.

>>33803911
inferior to greenworm

>>33803949
Yeti, Holst, Vampire. For some reason they strike me as the type. I'm also a firm believer the Eldritch girls b like Shoggoth, Atlach, Mindflayer, and Night Gaunt would do top tier doom and black metal. Elves strike me as they'd be the type to get into slutty rap.

>>33803938
Pretty much the only 'canon' alternative I have. Shame they never get much attention.

>>33803911
I suspect it's the narrow appeal. There's nothing wrong with Titania, but most people who want a cute and childlike girl are into lolis, while oppai appreciators generally aren't interested in womanchildren.

>>33803952
>>33803993
R O P E

>>33803972
Wrong.

>>33803918
>I'll get hate for this
Justifiably so, have you tried not being a fully indoctrinated and demoralized useful idiot.

>>33803911
I thought they were quite popular here.

>>33803972
Uhhhhh

"If you want to become a model at 15, that is exacly the rigth age. Normally at this age you are still in school, so you have 2-3 years to take a look in to the model world and do smaller jobs on the weekend or during your holidays. ... Most of the best Models all over the world started in the age of 14-16."

>>33804048
This is your chance to also do this:
>>33804000

>>33803760
Ah yes, the forbidden hole.

>>33804026
>Powermetal Banshee
>KPOP/Rap Dark Elf
>Mino Southern Rock (although a Lamia doing Copperhead Road would be neat)
>Holst/Goat Classic Country/Bluegrass
>P'Orc party Country
>Wight/Zombie punk band
>Yokai orchestra, conducted by a severely beautiful Kejourou (very underated girl imo)
>Worm/Wurmcore electronica
>Ushi-Oni opera (don't refer to her as 'the fat lady singing' if you value your pelvis)

I want a Shoggoth Prog Rock band too, maybe a GUSH tribute band?

>>33803938
I'm listening, tell me more

>>33804064
Kids have always and only ever been elite sport, any day and age a pleb scum like you tries you'll get the rope. Church records prove the overwhelming majority age for marriage among women was around 18-21, some times higher if the times are good, sometimes lower if the times are lean. Pre-christian it was a little lower but still conformed to the same model, prosperity = less kids, raise them for longer, they get married and have kids later
hard times = more kids (more of them die) raise them for shorter, they get married and have kids sooner.

The question is are you R-scum or a K-chad?

>>33804213
I can definitely see an emo Gremlin doing some avante garde industrial metal like Author & Punisher. Raiju strikes me more as the power metal type than Banshee though. Banshee would be something like Jinjer probably.
>Rap Dark Elf
The idea of a slutty gyaru Elf or Dark Elf rapping about riding dick just breaks me a bit.

>>33804079
K.C. on a Crutch, so you can pay a 15 year old to wear slutty cosplay and get pictures now? What the fuck kind of country is this?

>>33804087
Sorry, but I'm a good-for-nothing freeloader who never commissions anything.

>>33803911
It's not a question of quantity it's a question of quality. Titaniabro is one of the more enjoyable waifufags even if he's a faggot that won't share his commissions for the rest of us to fap to. You could be the one to take up the mantle of dedicated waifushill though. We have a pretty big vacancy now that worm guy is gone.

>>33804243
Marrying a young (post-pubescent) girl for the purposes of having a large family /= sole paraphilic attraction to pre- or barely post-pubescent girls.

>>33802126
I normally rank Dark Elves very high on my tier lists but every one of them in the story has been a massive cunt
I guess the fantasy of being dominated doesn't translate completely well, everytime a Dark Elf demeaned or acted cocky in the story i wanted to punch them up

>>33804254
I just like having Banshee not be a meme-tier tear fountain. Banshee's are good at wailing, so she's have the range. Of course, she's a shoe in for goth stuff too. Maybe a sultry and chill version of MGMT's stuff.

What's everyone's preferred writing to read here, one shots or multi-chapter pieces.

>>33804347
Agreed the meme tier fountain thing isn't a great look. I could actually see a dark jazz ala Bohren and Der Club of Gore lounge singer Banshee. Fuck that would be deliciously sexy.

>>33804348
Either is fine, but I love one-shots or short-short greentexts the best. They are fun, don't take a ton of investment, and the greentexts here always expand the lore or result in new memes for the thread.

>>33804381
FUUUGGGG, perfect choice.

"Why don't you do right...by meeeee"

>TFW no dark Jazz singer/Burlesque Banshee gf

>>33804305
I agree.

>>33804348
I like both really; any new content that's good is nice to see. I like reading one-shots if I'm actively posting or just going about my day and need a quick break. I usually read longer stuff if I'm getting ready to sleep.

Since black-harpies Doesn't like strangers going near their nests and such. What would they do if I kept sending messages that I want to start a family with one of them?

>>33803607
I would be able to handle a natural-born one, given the harem would become equal opportunity as I gave them all as much love as possible.
What I can't handle would be turning a Unicorn into one due to the potential emotional hurt that would be involved. This is coming from someone with a massive corruption fetish.
That and since I wouldn't like sharing my girls then it feels a bit cheap to say I want to be shared between girls, ya feel me?

>>33804348
Roll Your Own Adventures posted here as greentexts are almost always fun to read and write. I've heard legends of waifufags being born that way by rolling someone and writing about her.

>>33804421

Step 1) Acquire a suit of plate armor
Step 2) Buff to a high shine
Step 3) Approach Harpy nest
Step 4) Become proud papa of a flock of Harpy daughters

>>33804266
Since... Forever? Hell, you could fuck them and take pics in the 70s.

>>33804444
Checked and based, monogamyfaggotry is the only way.

The way I see it, having multiple girls you like is recognizing that all of them are desireable. If the Portals opened I'd marry the first girl on my list I met and forget the others, no regrets and no turning back. I'm old enough as it is, need to get on having a family.

>>33804421
They may not believe you. You need to go further. Say what you like about her, tell her in great and gorey detail how she makes you feel, include a list of names for your kids.

I'd rather have the little girl before child bearing age so you could help them grow and groom them to be good people.

>>33804444
I'd fuck some monstergirl senseless on the way home from work, then fuck my unicorn until she's into it. Forcible corruption is my fucking fetish.

>>33804503
>Can't marry a 15 year old without being thought a word pervert
>If you're rich/powerful/connected enough you can do whatever you want to underage whores with no worries

This is truly the darkest timeline

>>33804535
You + groom + child =/= good people

>>33804579
i just want to stick it in a little girl
deal with it

>>33803952
Pedophile

>>33804213
>Worm/Wurmcore Electronica
T-tell me more, I'm listening.

>>33804624
Ya caught my interest as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP9taW20fwc

>>33804620
I do too but they can't be drawings.

Are we being raided?

your harpy ass feast is here

>>33804579
Oh god here we go... Education time again.

https://litter.catbox.moe/2wuv79.mp4

>>33804652
It's pretty obvious
>retards posting off-topic garbage
>furfag posting off-topic garbage
>retards posting more off-topic garbage and arguing about 3dpd shit

>>33804687
Makes sense.

>>33804687
lol

Stop fucking bringing up real life, real girls or real children. Holy fuck. Monsters, besides being cartoon,aren't human. Go the fuck way with this RL pedo shit.
>Unlike in the case of humans, monsters reach sexual maturity extremely early. It's a bit different depending on race, but even at the latest, they reach sexual maturity by 10 years old, and it becomes possible for them to have sex with human men and become pregnant.

>>33804752
>Quoting fictional "facts"

>>33804764
He's talking about fiction like the rest of us. This thread is dedicated to a fictional topic. All of the images are fictional. All waifus are fiction. None of this is real. What are you trying to accomplish? Thought policing?

>>33804535
Based and daddypilled

>spring is here!

>>33804861
All the best husband wife relationships started early when people were more in common with each other. I use to work with at risk children and all they really need is a caring adult who loves them in their lives because they will listen and learn. Intimacy is just another new experience you can share with them when they are ready and they take what you taught them and eventually over time formulate their own thoughts largely based on their surroundings. You are there to point them in the right direction.

Its only when there is no strong male presence do the young girls wander and look towards disgusting television and media or liberal school mentors like teachers which corrupt them to the core.

>>33804450
>>33804418
Well in the mood to do a one-shot, anything you guys want to see?

Softcore: 7-13
Hardcore: 14-22
Respectful Retirement: 23+

>>33804967
not them But I would want to see one shot about an elemental, peferebly gnome

>>33804967
Please write a story about a troll taking care of some wounded order soldier who grows attracted to her gentle, caring nature and her HUGE, FAT, PERFECT ASS. Preferrably maledom with the troll tempting him with her body, but you can make the dynamic whatever ya want.

>>33804967
Darkmage being overly dramatic about ingredients for soup at the store

>>33804967
Anon defeating a band of warrior monsters with his cooking

>>33804981
Reminds me of Bagi.

>>33804967
Culture clash between a Kikimora and a man raised by Amazons.

>>33804981
I bet she still remembers the old peanut butter trick on dick

>Porc-san is going to start running with that cute boy she sees running outside her house each day.
>Turns out he really runs and she's got the porc weight so she's trying hard to keep up

>>33805152
why would she put peanut butter on her dick?

>>33804967
Shoggoth gets tired of her master treating her as an equal.

>>33805181
Dem drills.

>>33804967
Office worker is confused by his secretly-a-kikimora boss and her horny sub tendencies

>>33805166
Friendly reminder that more little girls put peanut butter on their honey sweet secreting bald cunnys than boys do with their dicks.

>>33805210
Hmm maybe not a Kiki but I do like the idea of office lady MG.

Do you watch MMDs?

>>33805296
I sure do.

>>33805296
only a few of them are even acceptable and the rest are poor quality or that faggot shit with shitty music

>>33805236
Plenty of options

>>33805178
>opens door for Shoggy
>offers Shoggy massages
>tells Shoggy he can take care of dishes
>makes the bed after he gets up
>tells Shoggy he can handle this, it's not right to bother her
>tells her she can wear whatever she wants, it must be stuffy in that maid outfit
>won't make a move on her because he once found her diary and it had little hearts all over it saying she's finally found someone to love, and doesn't want to intrude on her feelings for whoever it is
frustrated_slime_noises.wav

>>33804213
https://youtu.be/L7p_C9OlN40
Which monster does noise music?

>>33805321
How would she feel if I pulled her skirt down for her so she's not panty flashing everyone? It's common courtesy right?

>>33804213
>Cheshire
>SNEEDcore

Desert girls (anubis, pharaoh, grape etc) are big on the house music
https://youtu.be/GVAwQPcQ0Cs

>>33805321
Ive had kids cosplaying at grocery stores do this to me.

>>33805337
Monsters having diaries is the best.

Heckhound

https://litter.catbox.moe/ikgz1x.mp4

>>33804316
Ehh some of them were alright. Rhodon and first one tried to rush the stage at Admaz but the one that teased anon about the undead coming for him at the uni was closer to how I'd prefer a dark elf, even if she only had one or two sentence. There may have been one in Kaizo's army but all of those monsters had similar personalties so I wouldn't count that one

>>33805411
>She likes house music
Ahh, truly the emotions of a goddess are too intricate and complicated for a mere mortal man like me to begin to fathom. I dare not look into her dark eyes of soul reaping, lest she scent my lying heart and weigh my sins to the feather

>>33804316
>I normally rank Dark Elves very high on my tier lists but every one of them in the story has been a massive cunt
It should be quite apparent just from the profiles that Dark Elves, Amazons and Hellhounds are massive cunts 24/7.

>>33805485
Personally, I always prefered the transient nature of RV music over house.

>>33805497
t. domfag

>>33802202
>>33802820
>>33802958
>>33803801
>>33804507
>>33804861
>>33805364
>based
>based
>based
Are we on /v/ right now? Didn't your mothers ever tell you that if you can't post without shitposting you shouldn't post at all?

>>33805485
She's just a dumb desert dog
Tell me there's any intelligence hiding behind this face

Thanks for the ideas guys, gonna do an office duo.Dark and Un-Corrupted Valk sisters.

>>33805510
Personally, I don't give a shit about any genres of music that aren't folkish in nature.

>>33805448
I like to imagine lots of monsters have them, and imaginging the differences in how/what and they write and their handwriting gives them flavor.

>>33805522
She can calculate the exact volume of sperm in your nuts at any given time.

>>33805522
>DUMB DOG

blink182 intensifies

>>33802697
Morgana, how thou wilt the garden of eden.
The molt of steel, barbed wire vines.
Choking the life of those you uproot.
Sink not my stain into thy veins.
Lest a child take root!
No father be, of blessed seed, to cut the flower's stilts.
My stamen see, it burns and bleeds.
Morgana's worn it to the hilt.
Oh baby, she's got it.
>tfw no nature spirit waifu to get freaky with.
>tfw she will never brew you all manner of teas from plants in the forest under her protection.
>tfw you taste a tea made with her sap.

>>33802783
>the pokemon meta in mge is just ntr chicken.
Fucking wewlad.

God I wish my dead Golden Retriever from my teen years was still alive so we could fuck... :(

I bet anon cockson won't stick his dick in the lim bin!

t definitely not a lilim

>>33805660
so ya want a cock covered with barbed wire, ey ms not a lim

>>33805521
based

>>33805602
>Comfy forest frolicking as plantwaifu teaches you all the herblore and how to brew everything into an aphrodisiac.
>Even though you're picking screaming skull flowers and bone tuber
>Though maybe since every recipe calls for a dollop of her nectar and that's the only common denominator asides from water, that's to blame.
>She'll never show you the greatest sights of her forest, before showing you the deepest sights of her 'forest'
>You'll never picnic upon the tallest hill under a great tree that overlooks the lands
>It just so happens to have blood red leaves and ghost white twisted bark

>>33805660
How do they all fit in the bin? Is there room for me too?

>>33805351
Anon please, panty flashing is common amongst monster girls.
Its best to leave it be.
HR totally didn't train her wrong as a joke

>>33805660
Well, I'm not him, but I certainly would

>>33805644
Is necrophilia legal in Canada, anon?