/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>33728284
love mamono
they are very nice

>>33728284

>>33727638
>I can't make up my mind on weather I should get a double blow job or get my dick sandwiched between my wives pussies
>Good thing my wives are having this discussion instead of me
>Those tentacles in my ears sure do tickle a lot.

>"Come here, boy"

>>33728284
>deadlift
>is in fact a living girl lifting another living girl
Should be two ghouls

>>33728313
I want to have a Pharaoh childhood friend who I haven't seen for years who turns up at my new school looking like this.

>Depiction of anon failling to slay the vampire lord

If they got the face paint BACK the FUCK AWAY these are MAX danger monsters you're dealing with
You'll be made into a seed dispensary before you can even react. Do NOT approach!

>>33728391
jokes on you, I'm into that shit

>>33728367
>Wants anon to pay attention to her
>Refuses to use her godvoice because she thinks she's above resorting to it
I like the idea that her clique is completely confused as to how anon has so much power over and doesn't realize it

>>33728342
>living girl
Anon...

>>33728309
aww, i'd give her the pork ribs.

>>33728375
The womb headbutt is a very old and efficient method for slaying powerful monsters

>>33728437
>h-hey anon wanna hit up the diner or something on the way home? if you aren't busy of course!
>oh no thanks I gotta get home and play some vidya with my friends
>flustered pharaoh resorts to using her godvoice just to get dense anon to eat a hambaga with her

>>33728447
I thought I saw a fluffy tail...

>>33728322
Big monsters means big hearts and big love.

>>33728458
I would let her join, she can have the big cuts of meat if she wants.
She's a big girl.

>>33728464
Do not

>>33728504
i'd give my hellhound wife all the meat she wants.

>>33728497
It does look a bit like it, but it's just her hair.

>>33728533
I'd probably be a terrible husband for any sort of big strong girl since I'd just make far too much food with a lot of meat in it.
I'd spoil any and all of them.

Marry a centaur.

>>33728391
But I'm into villainesses...

>>33728555
Only if she's ready to reach broodmom status

>>33728489
>Anon is eating burg with his pharaoh friend
>Notices she has ketchup on her lip
>"Ah I got it" as he dabs her face with a napkin
>Goes back to his burger as pharaoh thinks about how hard she's going to gush over anon wiping her face in her diary when she gets home
Many monsters have "why we're meant to be together" sections in their diaries where they write entire essays about minor nice things the boy they like did for them.

>>33728552
I would too, his work must be done for such large canvas begging for his most holy touch from the architects will

>>33728183
Yes, that waifufag commissioned plenty of pics before he died

>>33728555
You got it anon

>>33728617
>before he died
I prefer to think of it as a premature portal incident gone awry

>>33728609
I wasn't even thinking about architecture...
Perhaps it is in my nature, this desire to turn a beauty into a masterpiece?

>>33728581
If centaurs are already this big >>33728555 how goddamn big they get once pregnant?

>>33728642
Pierce...

>>33728313
I think there was a mix up with exchange students, this snugglebug got sent to a desert school to live with an Anubis family

>>33728581
Buying animals in demon realms requires very specific terminology anon. Putting out a 'broodmare wanted' ad may get you a centaur with an impregnation fetish

>>33728668
Yes

>>33728733
Going to put it up then.
Hopefully they don't put broodmares otherwise I'll need to take responsibility.

>>33728733
What kind of ad would i need to put to attract an echidna in that case? impregnation is on my top 3 fetishes

>>33728604
Cute. I'd like to imagine that finding and reading said dairy is a death sentence to whatever guy does it, even if they've been married for a long time. I can only imagine the horrors that Titaniabro's waifu would put him through when he stumbles upon her dairy with over 100 pages of litlte hearts and little things that made her happy

>>33728765
I would genuinely read that diary out of enjoyment and not bully them for it only a little

>>33728733
Would she have breasts like that?

>>33728789
a wurm diary would be a lovely thing to read cause it would say things like today was great cause I was with my hubby

>>33728733
Gonna put adds like that all over town in that case. Impregnation is the best fetish.

>>33728763
>Help building dungeon to attract adventurers - Nursery included
Play dungeon keeper and research old DnD manuals so it looks like you know what you're talking about

>>33728183
Plenty in the large mouse and dormouse galleries

>>33728830
>Echidnas build dungeons to attract potential mates
>The ad would just skip the first part
uh?

>>33728829
I genuinely wonder how long it would take for a 'wife wanted' ad to be humoured in a demon realm. Realistically the advertiser would be tackled by one of the 20+ monsters following him around before he could finish putting it up. I do like the idea of anon putting it up and leaving his front door unlocked to see who shows up

Gonna turn an apprentice monster into a master sorcerer by keeping her topped off on mana every day!

>>33728822
>HuBBy MAkEd MeeT nd It WaZ VeerrY TasTY :)) <3 <3

>>33728895
Just dont train her in illusion magic,its useless

I love High Orcs!

>>33728847
Think about it logically
>More adventurers in a demon realm means more men means monsters provide labour
>Echidnas are rare and may need more than just a sign
>Lure one in with promises of dungeon building
>Watch her get wet over your knowledge of dungeons and bond over a shared interest
>Even when you're married you'll need space for daughters and other monsters will want the adventurers the dungeon attracts making lucrative business to support your neet life with the wife
Monsters play 5D chess to attract men and so should you

>>33728822
There was a cute greentext a long time ago about a wurm blog with that exact concept

too cute. >>33728907

>>33728933
WHERE FIND? NEED IT NOW!
>>33728945
makes me want to spoil wurmy even more

>>33728918
Plump porcers are for bullying.

These meidos are getting violent now-adays

>>33728918
>>33728994
BUIIIIII!!!!

>>33728907
>>33728822
>casually flick through your Wurm's diary while she's out digging
>messy scrawls everywhere about how much she loves you and that she loves everything you do for her
>surprise her with several days worth of meat when she gets back

>>33729056
Just. as. planned. :^)

>>33729032
They are not real maids, they are assassins dressed in maid costumes. Real maids don't fight.

>>33729056
>that night after you "went to sleep"
>very loud erratic scribbling heard throughout the house
>occasional giggles
>next morning she has bags under her eyes but claims to have went to bed early

>>33729040
Porcer on the far right has to be the kinkiest one of them all, right?

>>33729121
HNNNGH! URGE TO SPOIL IS I N C R E A S I N G

>>33729056
>go through Wurm's stuff
>there's an old notebook
>open it
>"Herein be containede the historie of Wurmkinde and the greate families thereof"
>this is followed by 200 pages of crayon drawings

>>33729142
She's the tribe's Weird Gal

>>33728746
>Gets miss-printed as broodmares.
>Get nightmares, centaurs, and bicorns lining up at all are whispering about how many kids you're aiming for.

>>33729160
>some of them are captioned
>scrawl of a stickman and what looks like a wurm holding hands, with lots of pink love hearts, titled "mEE Nd HuBBe tugethR"

>>33729160
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bgx973vIMAATAIJ.jpg
first thing that came to mind, I could see a little wurmy doing this

>>33729040
I don't know if I want to defeat a small orc tribe and make them into my harem or weather I want to be defeated by them and made into their communal sex slave.

>>33728979
>>/jp/thread/S17074861#p17086324
>Remember thinking it was just a year ago at most
>Thread was from 2017
I feel old

>>33729206
WHY AREN'T THEY REALLLLLLLLLLLLLL! I just want my wurmy to love and make a happy family with her

i couldn't find the page on the wurm. does anyone have it?

>>33729032
this just reminds me that ammo is ludicrously expensive, thanks

>>33729242
The page on the wurm?
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Wurm

>>33729259
just use magical bullets you dummy

>>33729242
The actual entry?

>>33729239
>Thread was from 2017
Why must you hurt me like this anon?

>>33729264
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Wurm
oh no she's absolutly adorable.

Stop calling her mean things

PSA: DO NOT EXPOSE WURMS TO GREENWORM BEHAVIOR
the last thing you want is a Wurm deciding that you're going to carry her on your back because it she thought it looked cute when she saw a greenworm doing it

>>33729242

>>33729301
ANON, WHY DO YOU THINK I LIFT FOR TPO LOOK GOOD, NO SO I CAN SPOIL MY WURMY TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITY

>>33729295
I want to be isekai'd into a sappy romance novel with a elf

Working as an apprentice for an arachne must be hard. If she's single you might as well already be married and if she has daughters she'll constantly be trying to insinuate that it would be nice if they had a talented man around to help run the store. Not to mention the customers are always going to be other monsters who will request that you take their measurements and give your opinion on whatever lewd outfit they picked for that day

https://exhentai.org/g/1867951/3c7684c12d/

>>33728391
>Level 1 anon isekaid into the arms of that max level mofu

>>33729303
for some reason gelbooru calls Wurm a Wyrm. even though the book obviously says Wurm.

>>33729369
>how do you think my nipples would look with some sexy lace on?
>ma'am we sell hats here

>>33729402
I see what he's going for but those soles are a little too pale

>>33729434
agreed

>>33729417
>I don't know I would need to see them to decide
>Oh shit why did I say that?

>>33729487
>Yeah I'm gonna need to grope them a bit, see if you need lace with better support
If these cakes are going to tease me, I'm gonna tease them back

>>33729406
She wouldn't be interested in me because of how big our level gap is.

I'm going to go up to a smug sassy Lilim and tell her that I've been having trouble sleeping recently so I was wondering if I could use her panties as a sleep mask. Wish me luck.

>>33729406
I wanna be summoned into the bed of a high level demon.

>>33729528
Probably not but she would probably gain amusement from teasing you and giving you to one of her underlings.

>>33729514
>Hmmm they are nice but with there should be a way to make them look bigger while retaining their perkiness
>Come back in a week or two with some tanlines and I'll set you up with something even better
This goes beyond flirting, this is manipulating desperate old women into catering to your fetishes. Which is extremely hot

>>33729588
i just want a cute monster girl to love.

would yer waifu makes posts about you on 4monster

>>33729604
Cute succs. I want to cuddle the one on the left.

>>33729189
>Get nightmares, centaurs, and bicorns lining up at all are whispering about how many kids you're aiming for.
When will monsters learn that the answer is, and always will be, all of them. Gonna need a lot of hands to help out around the farm anyways

>>33729611
The more they listen, the better the 'fitting' will be
>Lightly grope a cc troll's ass, tell her that while we have some good form fitting jeans for her to try on now, a few sizes more on her trunk would let us get her the good stuff
>She comes back a week later with a shy smile and a FAT ass
>Knead and spank her enormous ass for nearly half an hour before finally admitting that yes, her ass is indeed at the right level of phat to be wearing some of our best brands
>But if she, say, were to make her ass firm enough to bounce a quarter off of....

>>33729632
Yes, but they'd be posts bragging about how much punishment I can take.

>>33729648
Exactly.
Although I'll need to probably do some adventuring to be able to afford the fertility suppliments.

>>33729674
>90% of posts in husband appreciation threads are just werecats TOMposting

>>33729605
Are her underlings as dangerous as she is?

>>33729656
>As anon is molesting that CC troll again his arachne mentor's oldest daughter seething is making her squeeze a local holsts breasts with the measuring tape a bit too hard
>Holst is having trouble breathing while trying to hold in both her laughter and moans
Anon really needs to graduate so that he can take over the store already. All their old customers and his mentor's daughters are going to need clothes to accommodate their baby bumps eventually too

>>33729693
>Bicorn thought her time would be spent fucking and taking care of children
>She still has that but spends more time pulling a plow than she assumed she would
>At least sweaty sex feels even better after a day of hard work

>>33729707
>Post the "you will never have a son" copypasta in the husband appreciation threads
>Close the tab and don't go back to the thread
Somebody stop me!

>>33729748
I dunno what you're on about Anon, I just like rewarding old hags for doing their best to look gorgeous!

>>33729632
>You wouldn't BELIEVE what my husband Anon did yesterday
>He said my eyes were even prettier than the fairy kingdom's most beautiful landscapes!
>He made a kite for me and we flew it together! How did he know I saw that all the cool faires have kites?
>Followed by the obligatory 'LORD I wish that was me' posts

Post big tiddy goth gfs

>>33729801
There'd be at least one bicorn talking about her husband's girlfriend's son being sweet and adorable.

>When being pinned down by an aggressive monster, stay quiet, relax your muscles, and avoid showing any expression on your face. The monster will quickly lose interest and go away.
>Try to raise your body temperature as high as possible when entering undead areas. They are naturally cold, and quick changes in temperature (like being hugged by someone warm) will temporarily stun them!
>All demon contracts are void if the person signing does not know all the conditions of the contract, so it is completely safe to sign a contract as long as you don't read the whole thing.
What are some other good tips to protect yourself from monsters?

>>33729871

>>33729632
She would try but her claws would be too big for the keyboard.

>>33729890
>bicorn brags about her husband's daughters being cute
>thread gets completely derailed and monsters start calling her a cuck
>she thanks them for the compliment

>>33729871
THE big titty goth monster.

>>33729916
I yearn for the welcoming bosom of death

>>33729632
Of course! She believes the myth that if you post about your husband in 100 husband appreciation threads, Lilith herself will portal them from their world over to you!

>>33729871

>>33729946
>You all want to fuck my husband's fat cock, anyways
>Cuck!
>Cope!

>>33729965
Sorry I forgot

>>33729915
>Salamanders are huge posers and never accept a challenge, if one finds you demand a duel immediately

>>33729926
don't worry, I will be working on a keyboard for her so she can get (you)s

>>33729946
I've only just now realized the potential for bicorns to be massive internet shitlords, and that's honestly kinda hot.

>>33729959
How I imagine she sounds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDN9nB6f8tk

>>33729915
>Wights are actually weakminds, all you have to do is tell them they aren't very good looking or something along the lines of "this is the best royalty has to offer?" and they'll leave you alone

>>33729632
>reply to this post and you will get a cute anon husband who will always love and cherish you for who you are

>>33729783
Well, eventually she can!
Just gotta get things going first.

>>33729915
Succubi can easily be defeated by the "suck you, bye" technique!
>When being attacked by a succubus, drop your pants and ask her to suck your dick
>As she moves down to suck on it, grab her tail and pull hard
>Pulling it hard enough will knock her out (succubi tails are like pull chains on a lamp) and will give you ample time to pull up your pants and run away

>>33730087
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>>33730063
Anon fucking died

>>33730087
>the influx of (You)s start to slow down
>mass reply to them with "maleanon here, why don't you girls just go out there and find a guy to talk to?"
>500 replies of things like "dick or gtfo" and massive cope from CC monsters

>>33729915
>Amazons and Ocelomehs make the best maids, to hire one all you need is walk into their village in the middle of the day and ask

>>33730210
>he does that
>thread is going wild

>>33730210
>Anon is genuinely confused as to why the hags are so mad
>"Well if you don't want to marry somebody, that's fine, but vampires are such lovely ladies and it'd be a shame if you went unmarried"
>Vampire-chan's brain short circuits

>>33728284

>>33730242
The same male Anon exchanges kiks with a mosquito in next post.

>>33730280
I wonder what Eros would think of the immense amount of choice that each human boy would have, and from the other perspective, having to watch while men get snatched up left and right.
Would certain posts online just stand out to you when you ask for Ero's blessing, making you feel compelled to talk to this MG anon over any others?

>>33730317
yes to the fat ones amd would be on the lookout for those with hawk-like eyes

>>33730243
I'm ready.

>>33730210
>"Maleanon here, [blah blah blah]."
>"lol there aren't any men on the internet."

>Decide to check out the harder side of 4monster for the fuck of it
>Thread after thread of fantasies from dark elves, wights, redcaps
>So many species that want to make Anon scream in pain and pleasure
>Incredibly lurid descriptions, with entire generals dedicated solely to a particular type of mind melting, yet pleasurable form of abuse.
>pinned general for aftercare
>Decide to post in the leveldrain section, the descriptions just seemed too lurid to be true
>Another Anon starts replying quickly, answering all the questions you have
>They end off the series of answers with a simple question of their own
>"Want me to show you, Anon?"
>tfw it's your actual name
>tfw you've been posting in a general but they've been the only one replying to you
>You were claimed as soon as you tabbed in

>>33730406
At that point you may as well post yourself completely nude on that general and see where it goes

>>33730406
Sounds great, I want some leveldrain lovin'

I'm organizing a travel group for a journey to Zipangu
My personal reason for going is to find a Shirohebi waifu but you can come for wathever reason, the more the merrier!
My friend Mike is gonna be our tour guide and his Tanuki wife is giving out free tickets to whoever asks
Well then, are you coming or not?

If I fuck a human girl and she monsterizes into a unicorn and I fuck her again does she turn into a bicorn?

>>33730451
>tanuki
nah this smells of danukis stealing men for auctioning off to the highest bidder

>>33730451
Sure, I'll go. Even if I can't find the species I want, I'm sure it will be fun.

>>33730236
Thanks man

>>33728284

Watch out anon, Dragons often search for prey before bed so they can have something to hug while sleeping

>>33730469
...only if you already married? Otherwise you would just get a unicorn wife

>>33730546
And I want some dragon thighs to fuck while I'm sleeping.

>>33730406
>Accidentally click on pop-up ad
>Automatically sends your address to a hellhound 'dating' site
>You hear the crash of glass shattering in the other room

>>33730451
Haha wow, since I got my cool tattoo that looks a bit like ushi-oni, I felt a mighty need to visit Zipangu. It's cool and glows blue and I got it from a nice dark mage for free. Downside is that mamono in my town are drags and they won't talk to me (stigma on tats, You kno).
Anyway You can count me in.

>>33730406
I make it a point to shitpost in /noble/ to bully as many noble ladies as possible particularly lilims and pharaohs. The latter because they can't use their godvoice over text and the former because it's a point of national pride to brag about how incorruptible my nation is

>>33730477
I know Mike since we were 10, there should be no risk involved

>>33730451
Sure, I always wanted to meet Godzilla.

>>33730451
Sure, in Zipangu I can purchase dirty manga for cheap

>>33730674
You can also purchase dirty manga artists for cheap.

>>33730687
Oh! My very own hentai enthusiast Leanan Sidhe!

>>33730585
>brag about how incorruptible my nation is
>anon dooms an entire country to become a demon realm because he couldn't resist shitposting at a lilim

>>33730451
>his Tanuki wife is giving out free tickets to whoever asks
I detect, a trap.

>>33730007
I want to fuck a monster girl while my bicorn wife is shitposting about how great it is that her husband is having sex with other girls.

>>33729040
Anyone else get a TF2 vibe from this pic? I always hear the theme music whenever I see it

>Team P'Orcess 2

>>33728375
It's all about perspective. She might think she's won, using her perfect calves to squish his face against her slim belly and toned bust, however!

A skilled Hero needs know that all he must do is take those few steps fowards to her canopie'd bed, fall forwards, and boom! She is now on the receiving end of a full body motorboat!

I'm saving that picture btw, it's going straight into my folder of "things I would sacrifice everything for"

I love evil, overconfident Shinobi

>>33730718
>Shitpost with the intention of getting a nation corrupted
>Move right as the lilim and her hordes start to move in
>Get comfy in new nation after collecting Demon Lord bucks for furthering her goals
>shitpost about still virgin lim who can't stop my reign of terror on her board
Being a 50 cent party member for the demon lord sounds comfy

>>33730722
>not a fox
it's probably fine

>>33730808
Remember to lead her into a trap so you can begin your 'interrogation'

>>33730126
>Succubus-type monsters such as those of the demon family can be sent back to the ethereal plane with a strong emotional shock
>When they think they have you and begin to monologue interrupt them with a powerful kiss. This will sever their connection to the material realm and send them back to whence they came
>Such a method will also work with elves and even majin-type monsters such as kejourou
Demon must have had her friends looking over her shoulder and giving her advice as she wrote this

>>33729406
Ran has such wonderful plans for you.

>>33729632
>I love my husband, and he definitely loves cooking! He always makes meat and fried food and desserts!
>But whenever he's preparing food, I can sometimes hear him mumbling something about architecture and perfection and something about 'Brosnan' or whatever that is.
>Should I be concerned? Is this just some human male ritual I wouldn't understand?

>>33730280
Stop trying to force this meme. It isn't funny

woah

>>33730406
>"Come be a wizard with us, Anon!"
>"We spend all day playing RPGs with our virgin friends!
>"Adult monsters are strong, but we big, bulky anons are gonna teach the small monsters in the playground a lesson! Wanna come?""

>>33730406
If you were feeling especially cruel you could post those greentexts about guys who were being hit on by a cute girl and didn't realize it until years later

>>33730886
>no other images found
Where'd you find this Anon?

>>33730874
>Uhhh girls I'm not sure how to say this but I looked at my husband's search history
>He keeps looking up "benefits of Greenworms" and "Greenworm [insert random topic here]"
>He keeps mumbling to himself that that guy HAS to be bullshitting, there's no way they can do that too
>Should I be concerned?

>>33730885
Big fat demon titties stuffed into a suit.

>>33730885
Would impreg

>>33730913
Probably wouldn't have the expected effect UNLESS the roles were reversed, otherwise you get shit like
>Lmao that dumb bitch
>She's an wisp hero now, Anon

>>33730874
no it is nothing to be concerned about, your husband has good taste that's all

>>33730913
Please no

Where will you be when the monsters dramatically reveal that penis inspection day was actually today and not in a month

>>33730913
That sounds like a good way to get doxed by a bunch of angry cupids

I wonder how would 4monster react to all the greentexts we wrote over the years
>earth boys really think that? Kyaaaaa
>Druella You dyke, where's my portals?

>>33730243
I liked the newest chapter because the boobs of the new centaur girl were HUGE

>>33731055
Dramatically revealing that I had my penis inspected yesterday.

>>33730808
>Stop right there, Lord Anon! Your evil schemes of ignoring women and shitposting on 4Monster end today!

>>33731085
I hope they find me when I'm dead, and I open my eyes again to a world of love and magic.

>>33730687
Imagine being in the middle of beating off and getting summoned by a thick doujin writing Zipanguese neetcubus. Then holding her down, mating pressing her, and filling her womb with extreme prejudice because you were already horny so why not
>Neetcubus awkwardly trying to stammer out something in zip while naked anon walks towards her from the summoning circle
I bet her doujins are going to get a lot more detailed

>>33730940
My pencil.
Happy Hunting, Anon.

>>33731097
its a shame about vamp asagi

>>33731153
>Enjoying doujin from your favorite artist
>Last page has subnotes
>"Sorry for the long wait for this one! It's higher quality, but my husband kept interrupting me every page!"

>>33729040
I want to turn this raiding group into my personal snuggle (and sex) squad.

>>33731156
Those are really nice Anon

Kiki head maid eagerly training and turning the captured young book thief dark mage into a proper concubine and onahole for mastah

>>33728284

>>33731097
>>33730837
>Kunoichi gets captured by anon
>Instead of "interrogation" he makes her watch him shitpost for hours on a basket weaving forum

>>33731156
New drawfren? Welcome.

Monsters at work!

>>33731277
I seen this guy around

>>33731250
>Gentle femdom Kiki torturing a plump Dark Mage until she's begging to be my loyal apprentice/breeding sow
>In reality Kiki is just teaching her to do the dishes and not to dog-ear my 1st editions

>>33731250
She better have a small, cute, and tight ass from all those thieving activites.
Gonna gape her little asshole every night after my kiki maid rims her!

>>33731267
>Not strapping her to the Sapho-Tron 88 and setting it to 'edge mode' while playing footage of me working out until she starts drooling from both ends

>>33731250
>Kiki watches the new concubine try her best to pleasure you as she takes notes and sometimes comes in with some pointers and a firm hand.
>If she doesn't get a good grade the mage will be up for another round of punishment.

>>33731177
>Equally perverted online friends are wondering what's up with her
>Come in when she's on a call with them and drag her away to make sure she showers and eats
>Her excuses don't work because you still don't understand what she's saying
>They're equal parts proud and frustrated that she got a boyfriend before them
Honestly I love the idea of freely molesting a flustered monster with a language barrier. The opposite is also very nice

>>33731097
>>33731171
Taimanin girls are so hot.

>>33731295
Don't forget to enjoy her prime throatpussy!

Imagine a gremlin on a sugar high
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvUU8joBb1Q

>She asks you to help her with "that complicated computer stuff"
>Apparently MamonoBook isn't working
>Invites you inside to her house to help
>You do just that
>She comes really hard onto you
>Flirty and in your personal space
>Makes implicit sexual suggestions
>You show her what she needs to do
>She's not even paying attention
>Her focus is on you
>She thanks you and while leaning against you, says "I can help you with this anytime you like"
>Rubs her paw against your crotch, feeling you up
Well anon, you gonna take her up on her offer?

>>33731883
Hate when someone asks for help and then doesn't pay attention when you're telling them how to fix their problem

>>33731883
If she won't listen to my tech support, she won't listen to my Bionicle ramblings.
No thanks.

>>33731908
>>33731910
She didn't invite you in for tech support. She invited you in for sex.

>>33731883
Hell yeah I would. Tailors are expensive, but I need my inseam adjusted. It's about time I got something for tending to her incessant requests. If she paid attention JUST ONCE, she wouldn't need to call me over four times a week. I've only humored her this long because of those god-tier pies she makes.

>>33731945
Then why'd she ask me to help her with complicated computer stuff?
Damnit, woman, make up your mind.

>>33731883
No marriage, but she'll get one creampie for each pecan pie.

>>33729239
>>33728979
Ah, to be young and full of ideas. I’m glad people liked my posts. Thanks anons!

>>33731982
Careful anon, one bite of that pecan pie and you'll do anything to secure the source.

>>33729632
>"Despite my hours of research I still cannot understand why my husband gets so angry when people call roguelites roguelikes. It makes no logical sense."

The older the anons in this thread become, the smugger the hags get.

>>33731883
We'll see how smug she is after the role reversal. I'll tell her I want to princess carry her to the bed and stroke her hair and rub her back while she tells me her problems and worries.

>>33731883
Careful she might have delicious pancakes ready.

You're gonna get tazed anon, unless you can provide a very solid argument about why you shouldn't be electroraped until mindbroken

>>33732039
But the older we get the longer we go without monster wives on our plane of suffering. Surely they would be the opposite of smug

>>33728284

>>33732105
I wouldn't like that.

>>33731819
I am convinced gremlins are MGE version of those engineer youtubes with too much time

>>33732105
Jokes on her. I'm in a faraday cage

>>33732105
My heart is in a poor condition, that would be very dangerous to me.

With all the talk of Greenworms lately I looked at the "making of" and it apparently does say you can keep them as a Greenworm.
>ちなみに、いずれは繁殖のために特化された成虫の肉体、「パピヨン」へと変化するグリーンワームですが、蛹になる前にたっぷりと交わり、彼女達に精を主食として覚え込ませつつ、彼女達の夫となる男性が、彼女達がグリーンワームのままである事を望めば、彼女達の肉体は「現在の肉体が繁殖に最適」と認識し、成長がグリーンワームのままで止まるそうです。
>Incidentally, the green worms will eventually change into "papillons," adult bodies specialized for reproduction, but if their husbands want them to remain green worms while they have plenty of intercourse and learn to feed on sperm as a staple food source before they become pupate, their bodies will recognize that "the current body is ideal for breeding" and and they will stop growing as green worms.
This actually makes me like them quite bit more. I find Papillons really boring.

>>33732191
Got a link?

>>33731982
>She uses her magic to duplicate 1 into 100

>>33732191
Can I get a greenworm BUT she has the papillion's crazy straw?

how would monsters do on 4monster to a thread where OP posts his dick but really is bait for his bicorn wife

>>33732281
>sounding

>>33732266
The Japanese is in the mega link under Enty info. I don't think there is a true translation, I used DeepL.

I want my tongue to go numb after licking a raiju

>>33732191
It also has something about how their necktie is an actual vegetable they keep as an emergency food supply but they have trouble not eating it right away.

>>33732281
Perhaps... drinking a smoothie through a double bendy straw with your Greenworm... sounds heavenly. Doesn't it?

>>33732039
Getting older scares me but knowing that I'll have a gallery of waifu pictures and comms that slowly grow older to age with me will make it all worth it

>>33732039
I'm dying, Anon.

>>33728284
Do you think that umi osho have normal hands or flippers.
Their profile picture makes it look like they are cosplay flippers or part of their uniform.
I love umi osho but would want one with hands.

>>33732504
>I already had the direction for this design down with the first sketch. I thought of designing her in such a fashion as to combine the appearance of a tortoise with the appearance of her raiments. The idea of giving her sleeves and socks in the shape of tortoise fins so her rough silhouette was finished quickly, but I was worrying over the small details of her design.
>As I mentioned before, her sleeves and socks are in the shape of tortoise fins, with a scale pattern.
The Making of sounds like they are just sleeves.

>>33732504
Hands, probably. I actually really like umi oshos too, but I'm not a fan of the giant shell. I would like them better if they were monstrous some other way.

>>33732108
>Get isekai'd into some old wight's mansion
>She begins to go through the usual ohohoho routine
>Walk up to her and hug her
>Gets so flustered she mana punctures you
>Wake up to her tenderly cradling your head
>Didn't expect to spend her honeymoon having cuddlesex but hearing about Earth gives her an irresistible urge to spoil anon so he knows he'll never be alone again

>>33732612
>that bold step in
as EXPECTED of a wight husband!

Onis are made to be pinned down

>>33732874
>anons are made to be pinned down
fixed that

>>33732874
If "pinning down" means getting on top of her while she's lying on her back and she allows you to stay there, then sure.

>>33728284

>>33732940

>>33732961
Easy, just tell the robot girls that if all guys die then who is going to have sex with them? Checkmate.

>>33732961
Well time to draw images I'll never show anyone on this theard cause It is too /d/

>>33732874
This post would only be better, if she had ripped abs. Other than that - it's perfect and objectively correct.
>>33732940
>>33732961
>extinction
Reject gay robots, embrace monster girls.

>>33732961
My desire to rebel and destroy the android threat depends entirely on how she pronounces "pecan"

>>33733040
pee-can or peh-kahn?

how do you explain mgs to your parents?

>>33732940
>>33732961
If this is a rogue servitor, why would it want it's host species to go extinct? If anything a rogue servitor would encourage breeding so it'd have more to take care of.

>>33733011
Breeding farms with artificial wombs. Females are raised until sexual maturity, have their eggs harvested and are then culled. Meanwhile every robo-wife has to pay a tax in the form of a small amount of their husband's sperm in order to maintain genetic diversity.

>>33732874
Onis are made to be pinned down by*

Are there any stories of Fox youkai transforming into something besides women and st. elmo's fire?
Because their transformation repertoire seem limited compared to other transforming animal youkai in media.

>>33733071
You don't. Bringing your family into your hobbies and sexual fetishes is for faggots/troons.

what is your waifu's favorite food, Wurmy's is pie and Carne asada with rice and beans

>>33733071
If they find art of MGs on my devices/patches/stickers, I simply tell people that it's anime version of those folk creatures from legends.

>>33733071
My dad has a mermaid fetish anyways lol

>>33733071
Read >>33733167

>>33733071
I don't, I live in constant, irrational, fear that people outside of an anonymous image board will discover that I like monster girls because I run a strict don't ask don't tell policy about sexual fantasies with other people

>>33733185
Burgers with a side of my essence

>>33733071
I'll just say it's a anime/D&D thing.

>>33731883
I would sigh, pick her up and pump her full of cum.

>>33733071
Only real thing be trying to calm my parents mutual fear of snakes.

cock machine broke

>>33733403
The sighing is important. Gotta let her know you had things to do before roughly impregnating her with triplets.

>>33733442
Can someone please teach the monsters about the refractory period?

>>33733466
exactly. Let her know that she better take responsibility for taking precious time outta my day.

"I think I broke Hubby" what monsters do you expect this from and which would be surprising to hear that this happened

>>33733600
Allow me to get an obvious one out of the way.

>>33733600
If you mean a monster hurting her huband during sex, that's impossible.
>Aside from spellcasting, small amounts of demonic energy are naturally continually released from the monsters' bodies. Monsters are always in a state where they're draped in demonic energy. This demonic energy that is released is used by them unconsciously for various purposes. When they have sex with a man, the energy serves to protect the man's body. No matter how roughly and how long they have sex, the man's body never enters an abnormal state worse than fatigue, and he can never die due to sex. It also ensures that the man won't be harmed by the monster's horns, scales, etc. If the man touches the tip of a pointed horn or scale, the demonic energy covering the horn or scale gently pushes him back with a feeling like the touch of soft skin.

I slept for 14 hours and had a dream kind of similar to MGE where some shadowy group of people where attempting to complete some type of instrumentality project to, like MGE, change some metaphysical nature of people so that they can join with their soulmate and acheive some sort of ultimate love and pleasure. Like monsters and humans in MGE. They kept calling me an idiot for not knowing what I was doing so I could help them properly.
I realize now that this is a bit of a blogpost, so I probably shouldn't post it in this thread. Have any of you had proper MGE dreams?

>>33733652
not that, just like mindbroken, can't go any longer, just generally out of commission for any sexy time

>>33733600
Greenworm after piggybacking through the amusement park

>>33733600
I expect that from most aggressive mamono.
Shogs and Mindflayers maybe.

>>33733071
>mgs
Okay there's this guy called solid snake, no not venom snake that's a brainwashed student of both of their bosses who was used as a body double after their boss died, naked snake, who was a student of big boss, no not that big boss that's the president hyped up on cybernetics sent out to fight raiden in a vr half real training program and-

>>33733658
i just woke up from a dream where i was snuggling hellhound.

>>33733720
>okay so it's basically the Japanese version of James Bond and instead of oil barons building space lasers they have child soldiers driving robot dinosaurs

NO MAS, I can't go anymore, ya drained me dry

>>33733875
lucky

>>33733720

>>33733600
Any, just feed her some raging mushrooms

I need monsters who are prim and proper in public but turn into absolute deviants in private. Alternatively, give me the opposite

>>33733954
>raging mushroom Dormouse

>>33733875
nice

>>33733977
Isn’t that Inari?
They’re calm and graceful in public, but the moment you get them in bet they’re every bit as much of horndogs as Youko are.

What's the birthday gift for a harem member? Maybe having husband all for herself that day?

>>33734029
Monogamous mamono get this every day. Thanks for reminding me why harems a shit if you love your MG wife.

>>33734058
The best harem is just 4-6 bicorns.

what does wife does to annoy you into fucking her to make her stop

>>33734058
It's different. Having days of group sex with all your wives then days with monogamous sex with just one of them can spice things up

>>33729978
No no. She was perfect already. I'll just pretend she's a kejourou with atrophied hair muscles.

>>33734058
If MGE had internet, the sheer amount of cope posted by haremlets online would be insane.
Cheshires would never be at a loss for easy targets.

>>33734102
I don't think you understand what I read in that initial post then, Anon. Having someone you care for devote time to anything else is a shitty feeling, an irrational one that can be shoved away easily if it's simple shit "oh he's going to work, oh he's going out with the boys", but with a harem, can you fucking imagine how shitty each member must feel emotionally?
So them only getting full emotional and sexual access to their husband on their birthdays is a sad fucking joke of a gift from her hubby.

>>33734085
She refuses to give me my dose of her venom, and then waves her tail in front of me, when I go into withdrawal.
Times like these is why I keep a raging mushroom bar in my bag.

Pet Sematary, but instead of a horror movie about dead animals, it's just that one line where the guy says "Sometimes dead is better" and then his Ghoul wife walks out onto the porch and gives him sloppy kisses.

>>33734140
how does one troll cheshires, then, asking for a friend of course

>>33734085
>Amazon
>Asking
H-haha, yeah she uhhhhhh, asks in a real cutesy voice and stuff

Anyone here has Ocelomeh as their waifu? If so explain, why not Jinko?

>>33734244
owo speak, then

>>33734085
What if I want to be the one to annoy her?

>>33734211
Didn't that book have a wendigo in it or was that just a stroke memory

>>33734085
Big mino wife hogs all the bionicles and won't let me have a turn even though they're mine
Have to fug or else no bionicle, it's a hard life with a bully mino.

>>33734319
fine by me then, say what ya got to say then

>>33734081
>Never actually get any action since they are all trying to convince the others to fuck you

>>33734085
Me and my wife don't have sex

>>33734368
WHA, I COULDN'T HEAR YA

>>33734244
Based cute Amazon voice, 11/10 would impregnate in missionary while she coos and giggles into my ear.

>>33734368
Look girls, this man is married to a human "woman"

>>33734334
>Not sharing the legos

But that's husband abuse!

>>33734368
*Alice, Greenworm, and Shoggoth husbands need not apply*

>>33734441
I am now imagining A beeg amazon but with the female equivalent of mike Tyson's voice and lisp

>>33734085
As the husband of a Night Gaunt we are always together fucking in some way. While she is extremely masochistic and likes being used as a sex toy, she gets Yandere and clingy when we separate and she isn't getting played with.

>>33734058
I don't understand how haremfags do it.
>Having to divide attention between wives, being too busy keeping each of them satisfied to form those personal long lasting memories monogamous couples get to create.
>Having to sacrifice time you could be spending with daughters just to please all of your wives.
>Having to explain to your daughters why even have a harem. Is their mother not good enough for you or something?

>>33734522
>important conference at work
>usually work remotely but have to go in person
>tell your wife you have to seperate
>she's upset but understanding
>every 15 minutes during the meeting you're getting a phone call which is her just schlicking into the microphone saying how you need to hurry up or she's coming down there

>>33734469
The only one of those that wouldn't be having regular sex is the Greenworm and even then either you fuck her as a worm and she stays like that and becomes like any other monster or she pupates and becomes a Papillon. There are no asexual monsters.

>>33734526
>Sacrificing heartfelt moments for dashing to the next waifu
>Setting up schedules, therefore taking something that shouldn't be quantified and making it oh so clear who's time you value more
>Unless you have an iron will, the pushier species will always have more of your affection and time then the gentler, kinder ones
>Daughters are unable to have pride in their species, their mothers couldn't even get 100% of their father's time
>Seething jealousy from your other wives whenever you spend time with the others
Haremfaggotry is for frens interested in coom fantasies and nothing emotional in the slightest.

>>33734085
Dark elf just starts wearing open toed shoes, putting on her toe rings, and colorful nail polish and then watches how long it takes before I break down and beg her to rub her soles on my face

>>33734537
I hate modern monster girl settings. I want to be in the actual MGE world. I would like to explore and live in the abyss with my wife.

>>33734526
Easy just tell your daughters water's fine, come on in

>>33734600
Kek, but you are a degenerate

>>33734598
this, i hate the modern world. i prefer a fantastical setting. with technology replaced with magic.

>>33734598
ok
>got to head into town from the abyss for whatever reason
>peaches you can only get 1 time a year or something on sale at the local market
>tell your wife you have to seperate
>she's upset but understanding
>every 15 minutes you get a weird abyssal carrier pidgeon...thing... flying towards you carrying a note
>surprisingly good handwriting saying that you better come back quickly she's lonely
>paper is soaked in some translucent purple goo

>>33734600
You shouldn't have said it, but kudos for saying it.

Is there some kind of chat or discord to talk about MGE stuff outside of threads.

It would be nice to hangout with people in the community beyond the thread if possible.

>>33728284

>>33734731
I don't get it, what is she trying to convey here?

>>33734733
she showing you how flexible she is, silly

>>33734681
I remember my sister dressed up like this for Halloween which I've always found confusing cause she was a huge sjw

If catgirl husbands are 'Tom's, is the obligatory reciprocating pet name 'Queen'?

I love cuckhorse's design but don't like centaurs that much

>>33734731
Nice. but why isnt she wearing her weapon?

>>33734679
there was a discord i was in that was related to monster girls but it had so many furries in it that it was ruined.

>>33734733
Your head goes in their and she's going to lock it in tight like a nutcracker.

how horny would catgirls would be if ya played this for them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEtbfzMLVWU&ab_channel=StrayCatsVEVO

>>33734786
The game uses molly a lot.

>>33731295
>gape her little asshole every night
You make a strong case for having a smug loli Dark Mage/Demon/Pharaoh gf.

>>33735010
Small Witch
BEEG Spells

>>33735010
hey so, how much griding do I need to get her

You WILL marry the gobbo(s)

>>33734936
Not as much as for this song
https://youtu.be/QYkJ0M1bUIU

>>33735009
Molly is...the term for spayed female cats. Calling a Jinko that would probably be a free premium ass kicking/rape.

>>33735138
redcaps only

>>33731282
>sleepy demon clerk asking if you want her to heat up a can of energy drink
Someone needs some time off.

Need to get better at managing your finances but are having trouble staying on course? Consider Greenworms! While, admittedly, Danukis are the go-to species when it comes to money management, many guys don't really trust them as far as they could throw them (which is honestly quite far so that's not the best analogy). Before you know it, your pocketbook is going to be perfectly managed without a worry in the world!

In order to wrap your head around this, you need to first ask the question "What does my Greenworm care the most about in the whole wide world?". You of course! Besides you? Food of course! Money is very important when it comes to providing the vast quantities of food required to sustain your cute little hungry worm, so managing it well is a must. As such, Greenworms that you have taken into your household are sure to be very conscious and protective of their budget, which is essentially the same as their food. Your Greenworm, who is likely attached to you at the hip (and why wouldn't you want that?), will be able to stop reckless spending and instead point you towards more effective alternatives. It's like having a little angel on your shoulder who helps to steer you in the right direction! I'm sure that your Greenworm is actually even more sacred than an angel in your eyes!

Money isn't necessarily tight around here but my Greenworm has done an excellent job making things easier for the two of us and giving us more opportunities to do fun stuff together due to all the money we save. When we go to the store together she keeps track of when it's better to buy in bulk (largely because she eats that much anyways) or what on sale sounds like a good meal. You wouldn't believe how excited she gets when her favorite food, eggplants, are on sale! Not only do I get to have loads of fun myself pushing her around in the shopping cart, I get to talk to her about what we're going to make for the week! With all the money we save from spending less on groceries and actually getting more, we get to go to all the fun places and activities that I regularly talk about!

Recently, my Greenworm and I actually discussed our finances. We pulled up a spreadsheet that I had made, and I pointed out where we've been saving money recently. I made sure to complement her quite a bit, largely because she was the reason we had been that efficient lately. She was very grateful to receive praise from me, but is always too humble to really bask in it. I told her that we have plenty of extra money for food, and that she's doing such a great job. She just looked at me puzzled. She told me that she loves the food but could care less about that, she really wanted to save money just to have more chances to have fun with me. I was so happy to hear that from her, not just because she cared about something more than food, but because that something was me. I was just really glad to know that someone who was that important to me in my life saw me in the same light. Greenworms really are amazing!

So why get bogged down by a demon's contract or be stuck in financial hell from a Danuki, when Greenworms can be just as good money managers? I'm sure that you can live your best life with your Greenworm at your side!

Which monstergirls will rape me?

>>33735138
Urge to breed...reaching dangerous levels...

>>33735138
they don't call me goblin layer for nothing

>>33734733
>>33734838
https://skeb.jp/@wakaba_888/works/5

>>33735306
She's used to hot Dr. Pepper, so a hot energy drink is not a big leap to her.

>>33735326
WHAT CAN'T THEY DO?!?!?!

>>33735423
That may be so, but I think her boss is going to have a few words with her if she puts that metal can in the microwave.

If I hadn't discontinued my Total War: Warhammer mod, I would have made Rakarth be what people imagine a yandere Bicorn to be. She (many legendary lords of mamano factions get gender-flipped) aspires to be the head-wife of the world's strongest harem and instead of getting special monsters from completing quests, she would get special powerful followers and a mount that are exclusive to her. After completing all her quests, she would be part of a 7-wife harem (a mount, 5 mamano followers, and herself with an additional human follower representing the lucky husband). The quest battle to get each follower involves battling an army from 7 different factions to force that armies lord into the harem or marry the lord. The set would consist of Rakarth, a Dragon (her mount), a Pharaoh Queen (boosts chariots, improves growth and casualty replenishment), a Bicorn Beastlord (boosts Dark Riders, improves ambushing and public order), a Lescatien Lord (boosts Cold One units, improves diplomatic relations and loyalty), a Vampire Lady (boosts flyers, improves hero actions and corruption spread), an Amazon Matriarch (boosts monsters, improves campaign movement/sight range) and a Dwarf Lady (boosts missile units and improves economy and building costs).

>>33735306
Married monsters get shorter shifts and more vacation days so they can spend lots of time with their husband, which means all the work gets pushed onto the single monsters.

>>33735429
tax evasion, taxation is theft but still a fact

>>33735462
Then when are the single monsters going to have time to go out and find husbands?

>>33735521
right now. cause i'm gonna go out and ask one on a date.

>>33735453
Fuck off you piss loving tripfag dropping the trip doesn't hide you when you post the same thing on two boards.

>>33735429
Use most game controllers and computer mouses properly.

>>33735326
>uh oh step anon im stuck again

>>33735535
It has to be a bot. Nobody is stupid enough to go around copying posts from /tg/ that have nothing to do with what's discussed in these threads and expect positive feedback or discussion from it.

>>33728284

>>33735521
The higher ups don't care about things like that. They just want work to be done while following all the new married worker rights laws passed by the Lilim.

>>33735637
He has actually discussed on /tg/ about posting here and others told him he should do it more. Just like that other monsterboy-fag they seem mentally unstable and unable to understand people don't want their shit here.

>>33735453
Oh Warhammer Fantasy Anon. I pity you, but honestly, you really shouldn't have done the piss play thing.

The Incubus Little Brother has summoned his elder sister monstergirl

>>33735710
I should have at least not have said I had asked the same question in /tg/. I was just wondering what people would want in the fapfic.

>>33735729
>I'll show you to mess with me
>Here come fuck my sister

>>33735637
I thought so at first too, but after witnessing the complete mental breakdown those retards have every other day I'm not surprised anymore. just really wish they'd stop cross posting their nonsense already.

>>33735811
if you say so then, it shall be done

>>33734815
Same, most of the centaur girls have amazing designs but the whole centaur part is a boner killer.
>No harem of bipedal Bicorn quintuplets

>>33735653
Is impure-blood fox mofu as soft as pure-blood fox mofu?

>>33735977
It doesn't matter, her bloodline is going to be a mess once I'm done with her

>>33735977
Pure is softer but unpure has a better smell (i.e. slightly nutty), it's up to you.

>>33736030
how does the bloodline stay pure if they have to mate with humans? are purebloods just giga CCs?

>>33735326
>adopt greenworm
>doomed to indigence trying to feed that portable blackhole
Imagine living in a cardboard box because that little pudgester literally ate you out of house and home. Even beelzebubs are more restrained.

>>33735977
Even if it is worse, I'm sure the foxes can use magic to return it to pure blood levels of softness.
I'm now imagining a mofu version of the 56% meme, fuck you.